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Werewolves Bot C BOT 11-Jul-23 12:43 PM
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This is the tavern! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game. This is an alternative to the town square, in case there are several conversations happening at the same time!
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Invincible Tank the Brave 11-Jul-23 12:48 PM
Welp, should the bartender ever arrive, I'll be wait'n here for a whisky to polish my gullet
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 12:48 PM
HOWDY YALL IM THE OWNER OF THIS SALOON WHO WANTS SOME DRINKS!?
12:54
Here at this saloon y’all can also play some poker.
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Invincible Tank the Brave 11-Jul-23 01:01 PM
I'll open betting with 2 cow teeth
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 01:05 PM
What in tarnation cow teeth aren't allowed as betting
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Invincible Tank the Brave 11-Jul-23 01:07 PM
(I wanna rp but im not sure if my name is supposed to be a native American name given after coming of age or if its just a nickname for the lone wandering cowboy troupe)
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Invincible Tank the Brave
(I wanna rp but im not sure if my name is supposed to be a native American name given after coming of age or if its just a nickname for the lone wandering cowboy troupe)
Buck Eyed Ethan 11-Jul-23 01:08 PM
if you want I can send you information
13:08
just ping me in sc
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Buck Eyed Ethan 11-Jul-23 01:34 PM
Notorious Highwayman Sulphur King Katy
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Sulphur King Katy 11-Jul-23 01:38 PM
meowdy
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 01:38 PM
What in tarnation did you do Katy
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Sulphur King Katy 11-Jul-23 01:41 PM
Knocks swurtle off the cliff
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 01:51 PM
Aint no railway not worth robbin', chief. See, life's nothing but a gun fight.
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Colonel Rick Dubois
Aint no railway not worth robbin', chief. See, life's nothing but a gun fight.
Buck Eyed Ethan 11-Jul-23 01:52 PM
(Katy is robbing you 🙂)
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 01:52 PM
I am but a law-abidin' gunslinger. Ain't got no care for the cargo
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Buck Eyed Ethan 11-Jul-23 01:53 PM
You're a plantation owner Mr Dubois
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 01:54 PM
How 'bout Mr Dubois puts Deez Nuts in yo mouth
13:54
Y' know what I'm sayin'?
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 02:07 PM
Not in our good Christian town
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 03:48 PM
Yeehaw, anybody want drinks or play poker?
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Invincible Tank the Brave 11-Jul-23 03:50 PM
I placed my bet why will you not accept it
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 05:00 PM
Just got back from the gold mines and y’all, I struck it big! Let’s see them cards!
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 05:08 PM
a lot of gold you say eyes_sus
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 05:09 PM
You get your dirty little eyes off my gold, head on down to the bank if ye plan on getting greedy, I’m only hear for the poker.
17:09
And steaks. Gimme one of the big fat slabs of steak barkeep!
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 05:13 PM
perhaps i will head over to the bank for a lovely chat with the bank teller
17:13
at night
17:13
to show them my six shooter
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 05:25 PM
Six shooters are great and all, but I prefer my tnt. The big booms get a lot more work done real quick
17:26
Come see me later if you need some hey?
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Bandito Leader Krem
perhaps i will head over to the bank for a lovely chat with the bank teller
Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 05:32 PM
Now hold on there. I've got my peepers fixed on ya. Robbin' that bank is plumb against the law.
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 05:40 PM
Ready to lose all of your money Huck. The house always wins
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Tom Crust the Sheriff
Now hold on there. I've got my peepers fixed on ya. Robbin' that bank is plumb against the law.
Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 06:01 PM
I ain't afraid of the law! Why, the bank teller is a personal friend that I love to do personal business with :)
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 06:07 PM
Couple a' damn fairies, those two are.
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Bandito Leader Krem
I ain't afraid of the law! Why, the bank teller is a personal friend that I love to do personal business with :)
Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:07 PM
Hold your horses there, fella. Ain't you the very smuggler I've been hearin' 'bout from that "Golden Crab of the Sun" cartel? Well, I reckon it's time you mosey on with me 'cause there's a hefty bounty sittin' on your noggin. We're gonna settle this matter one way or another.
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 06:09 PM
Just you try it! We've got ten lives between us, and you just the one.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:11 PM
I got my trusty deputy, Viki, alongside me as well.
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 06:11 PM
Now, now, no need to make this a scrap. I'm sure the good sheriff can let us stay a little while, 'specially seein' as we spend a good deal here.
18:11
Jus' ask the barkeep! Good friend of ours. Wouldn't want to be damagin' her establishment, would we?
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:12 PM
Well now, perhaps we can find ourselves a mutual understanding and come to some sort of arrangement.
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 06:12 PM
See, I knew you was a reasonable fellow.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:15 PM
If you're asking me to be lookin' in another direction, so I won't be seein' you bandits in me town, it might require a little somethin' extra in the pocket. You understand what I'm gettin' at, don't ya?
18:15
So, how 'bout we strike a deal that benefits both of us, shall we?
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:18 PM
YEEHAW! Time to win me some of that cash!
18:18
Deal em!
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 06:18 PM
Now you're speaking our language!
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 06:19 PM
Indeeds, suits us rather well, I should think. Why don't we find somewhere to hash this out, in private?
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:19 PM
Bandits or law folk, one thing that never speaks Ill is them there cards.
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Bandito Leader Jay
Indeeds, suits us rather well, I should think. Why don't we find somewhere to hash this out, in private?
Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:20 PM
You betcha!
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:21 PM
@Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep ya gonna deal them cards or what?
18:21
I got a good feelin’ biut today.
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 06:21 PM
Partner, here’s the cards bless your heart. (edited)
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:23 PM
What in tarnation! These cards are stinkers!
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Sulphur King Katy 11-Jul-23 06:25 PM
Enter scene The doors of the saloon suddenly swing wide open. A tall figure with the sun in his back, causing their face to be obscured stands in the opening. Someone in this here saloon mentioned cash. And where cash is, the king is too. (edited)
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 06:27 PM
@Tom Crust the Sheriff arrest the King he pushed be down a cliff earlier and robbed me!
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Sulphur King Katy 11-Jul-23 06:28 PM
Oh, has my cat been up to mischief again? I'm so sorry bout that partner
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 06:28 PM
Ah, I'd recognise that rotten scent anywhere.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:29 PM
Yip, that there is one tough badass cowboy
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep
@Tom Crust the Sheriff arrest the King he pushed be down a cliff earlier and robbed me!
Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:31 PM
Now, listen up real good. You seem to be forgettin' who's callin' the shots 'round these parts. So let me remind ya: The Sulphur King is the one who calls the shots around here.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:31 PM
I ain’t afraid of you Katy, you can take your rotten sulphur business on over to the next town, we ain’t needin you folk round’ eer
18:33
Now sheriff. Ye knowz that that there sulphur king be runnin us folks out of town, not to speak bout the smell in this here town damn near knocks everybody out cold.
18:34
I reckon we be gettin more visitors if that there stench didn’t scare everyone away.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:34 PM
I reckon I rid these lands of bandits and other miscreants, true enough. But when it comes to the Sulphur King, well, it's a different tale altogether. They're the ones who line my pockets, payin' me to take care of their rivals. Ain't nobody a match for the king, mind you. They reign supreme in these parts.
18:35
And when all's said and done, they go 'round robbin' the wealthy folks, leavin' us poor folks untouched. The Sulphur King, now there's a mighty respectable fella, I tell ya.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:36 PM
Y’all don’t see what they be doin’ to my gold minin business? Muddying up dem waters makin’ it damn near impossible to dig up dem gold.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:36 PM
Muddying up dem waters doesn't much seem like the Sulphur King
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 06:37 PM
Perhaps if you donated your gold to those more worthy of it you wouldn't have to worry about the Sulphur King. (edited)
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:37 PM
They may relieve them rich carriages of their burdens, but muddlin' the waters, that ain't their style, partner.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:37 PM
Ya be gettin that sand in yer eyes sherif. He be ruinin this here town with all that big business comin through.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:39 PM
The wealthy folks, leave us poor folks here starvin' in wolf creek, the Sulphur King however takes their gold. I tell ya, thats respectable.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:40 PM
I member when I was just a young calf before that baron came in here. Was a peaceful town free of bandits and the like. Me pa used to take me down to the river to teach me ow to pan for that there gold. Then that there Katy comes to town and fore ya know it, there’s bandits and crime like never before.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:41 PM
Now hold on a moment, partner. That there ain't the truth! I've locked up more bandits than I can even reckon, I tell ya. The jail cells in this town have seen their fair share of scoundrels on account of my relentless pursuit of justice. Since I've become Sheriff, the amount of bandits has been steadily on a decline.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:42 PM
Y’all don’t see that there bounty on his head. Do yer job sherif and arrest that man.
18:43
Ye like livin in a town filthed up by that there black smoke?
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:43 PM
I reckon I know 'bout that bounty, but why should I toil for them wealthy folks, hopin' they might cough up some coin? The Sulphur King pays just as handsomely, if not more. As long as they keep their mischief and smoke away from this town, they're welcome here with open arms.
18:45
My duty is to ensure the safety of Wolf Creek, protectin' it from any wrongdoing, and that's exactly what I'm doin', plain and simple.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:46 PM
So what yur sayin then is, if I go out there and catch that Katy, you won’t gimme that there bounty for im’?
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:47 PM
Me? Where do you reckon' I'd be gettin' that sort of money from? That bounty is not set by me, and who knows if you'd be gettin' anythin' from anyone for that.
18:49
I reckon they might just snatch the king away and give you the boot without a penny to your name.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:49 PM
And maybes I go out to the next town o’er and let the bounty hunters know where to find that there Katy?
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:50 PM
Go ahead, I reckon they've all already tried to catch the King, but it ain't that easy
18:51
You've surely noticed that they're long gone
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:51 PM
I ain’t lookin for that purse, I got my own business to run diggin for that gold. But it sure is hard gettin it with all that runoff made by his sulphur mines.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:52 PM
Now hold on there, partner. I reckon you might've had one too many sips of that drink. Sulphur mines? What in tarnation are you ramblin' about?
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:52 PM
Alright sherif, I’m gonna have myself a walk and see if I can’t wrestle up some body that ain’t fixin for some that there bounty.
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:52 PM
The King has their name because of their habit of followin' them rails and nothing else
18:53
There be no sulphur mines in these parts
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:53 PM
Maybe I be sippin on that there smoke to much don’t you know
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 06:54 PM
I never thought I'd see the day of ts roleplaying...
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 06:54 PM
Why, I once knew a man who was a famed geologist and he would tell you that sulphur mines are the prize at the top of massive volcanoes! And there ain't any volcanoes in these parts.
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Colonel Rick Dubois
I never thought I'd see the day of ts roleplaying...
Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:54 PM
Who be that ts you be talkin' about?
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 06:54 PM
Crust, sorry
18:55
The heat wen' all to my head, chief
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:55 PM
I'm not sure what ye be meanin' by roleplaying, I just be doing my duty
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:56 PM
I be thinkin our here town be corrupt don’t ya know. I think I may need some of that there crime fixin come our way.
18:57
With all due respect sherif, i think it bout time for an old fashioned bar brawl. Now don’t you think?
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chugs down rest of beer, smashes it on the floor
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 06:58 PM
You've clearly had many sips of that drink. First you be talkin' about some made up nonsense, now you start some accusations on now a brawl? That's a bit too much, don't you think?
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 06:59 PM
No brawls allowed in my saloon
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 06:59 PM
Those bandits be screwing our law-abiding fellows 'ere in the town - Ain't nothin' gonna ruin our God-given place 'ere in this God-blessed land
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 06:59 PM
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 07:00 PM
Well, alright there, Huck. I reckon it's high time you come along with me and get yourself some shut-eye in a cozy cell until tomorrow.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 07:00 PM
Why don’t y’all get on up to that dump called kanata and pester them with your new fangled laws
19:01
Since when is a fight in a tavern a crime! I be fixin to take you to jail sherif!
19:01
@Host make a jail?
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Huck the Prospector
Since when is a fight in a tavern a crime! I be fixin to take you to jail sherif!
Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 07:02 PM
Now, it ain't no crime truly, but I reckon you sure do need to let that alcohol settle and get yourself some rest.
19:02
And a cozy cell seems like that best place for that.
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Huck the Prospector 11-Jul-23 07:03 PM
Alright sherif, I’ll get some rest, but you haven’t heard the last from me, then there bandits might be doin us a service gettin all this here corruption out of our town
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 11-Jul-23 07:04 PM
Them bandits, they'll find themselves locked up in a cell before long, mark my words. We didn't round up more of 'em than anyone else for nothin'.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:08 PM
Officer, I say we round 'em all up and shoot. God gave us guns so America could run, ain't no Prison better than a bullet to the head
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 07:09 PM
What, Rick, run out of clay pigeons to shoot in your mother's basement?
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:12 PM
We live in the land o' Freedom out here, Bandito Krem. I can shoot as many gosh darn clay pigeons as I darn want. God made America free, ain't no way in hell my rights'll be taken away by a nasty mexican like you (edited)
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 07:16 PM
You'd best be wary of using fighting words like that, a'fore you say something you regret.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:16 PM
Blame Ethan for making it part of the lore smh
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:19 PM
Now, now, Mister Dubois, ain't no need for that. I think you're just all antsy coz you know the sulphur king'll be comin' for you sometime soon.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:21 PM
The Sulphur King? I ain't scared o' that. They can come whenever they want -- my bed will be ready
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:22 PM
Not sure they'll have much luck with that, your bed's mighty uncomfy.
19:22
Or so your wife tells me when I fuck her.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:23 PM
My wife ain't telling a criminal no gosh darn thing!!
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:23 PM
S'pose that's why she don't say a word to you!
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 07:24 PM
dont ask me ask your father (edited)
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(its a colorado saying i learned from my friend)
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:25 PM
Settle down, Chewbacca. Ain't got time for whimsy sayings
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Colonel Rick Dubois
The Sulphur King? I ain't scared o' that. They can come whenever they want -- my bed will be ready
Sulphur King Katy 11-Jul-23 07:25 PM
Well well partner, how bout I take ya back to my place, seems like some a these folks here are a buncha pawns for the corrupt rich who think I'm the criminal. Your wife's invited too.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:26 PM
What do ya think @Ms Mat Dubois
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Ms Mat Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:26 PM
I'm gonna come
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:26 PM
Why I never - the sulphur king askin' the damn plantation owner to bed! I thought you were s'posed to be stealin' from the rich, not seducin' them.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:27 PM
They can steal sexy times
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:27 PM
This here is why vigilantes can't be trusted properly. My ma was a staunch communist, hailed from France she did, and she'd be all agape at all this. Shame!
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Bandito Leader Krem 11-Jul-23 07:29 PM
There's just not enough good hard working honest cartels left anymore. We gotta uphold the integrity of the business now don't we.
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:29 PM
AGAPE
19:29
LMAO
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Ms Mat Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:29 PM
Hoo-ey, your ma sounds like a smoking dame
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:29 PM
Im dying
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Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:29 PM
She was, my darlin', just like yourself.
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Ms Mat Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:29 PM
did I hear you say was- Oh
19:29
I was right about to ask for her living address I was
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Bandito Leader Jay
This here is why vigilantes can't be trusted properly. My ma was a staunch communist, hailed from France she did, and she'd be all agape at all this. Shame!
Sulphur King Katy 11-Jul-23 07:30 PM
Part of the game friend. Stay close minded like that and you ain't changing anyones mind. I'm sure I can convince Madam Dubois to spare some money for the poor folks
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Bandito Leader Krem
There's just not enough good hard working honest cartels left anymore. We gotta uphold the integrity of the business now don't we.
Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:30 PM
Ya can send me the drugs, Bandito. Mmmmm
19:31
Or that's what I WOULD say if we weren't in the land o' the free
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Ms Mat Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:31 PM
You better convince me at least twice
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Colonel Rick Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:31 PM
Ain't no darn drugs allowed in this God saved country
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Ms Mat Dubois
I was right about to ask for her living address I was
Bandito Leader Jay 11-Jul-23 07:31 PM
Real shame, her death was. Hanged for piracy. Ah well, I like to think I'm followin' in her footsteps.
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Ms Mat Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:31 PM
That mouth of yours can spin a pretty tale, I know that much
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(haha. sex.)(ive got the absurd western audiodrama Midst playing in my head rn)
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Bandito Leader Jay
Real shame, her death was. Hanged for piracy. Ah well, I like to think I'm followin' in her footsteps.
Ms Mat Dubois 11-Jul-23 07:33 PM
Well, Yo-ho to you and her
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 11-Jul-23 10:05 PM
It's currently happy hour at the saloon y'all!
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Deputy Al F.A. Viki 12-Jul-23 02:59 PM
Howdy, how are ya‘ll doing?
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 12-Jul-23 03:03 PM
I’m just dandy would you like some drinks mainly whiskey and some poker?
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Ms Mat Dubois 12-Jul-23 03:13 PM
Could be better at this time
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep
I’m just dandy would you like some drinks mainly whiskey and some poker?
Deputy Al F.A. Viki 12-Jul-23 03:13 PM
Only a tea please, dear. I got a murder to solve.
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Ms Mat Dubois
Could be better at this time
Deputy Al F.A. Viki 12-Jul-23 03:14 PM
How are ye fairing? May I be of assistance?
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Deputy Al F.A. Viki
Only a tea please, dear. I got a murder to solve.
Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 12-Jul-23 03:15 PM
How would you like your tea
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Deputy Al F.A. Viki 12-Jul-23 03:17 PM
The strongest you have please!
15:17
And with a shot of milk
15:17
But tell me, what‘s the noise around town?
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 12-Jul-23 03:23 PM
Oh that’s just the vending machine being out of order until you insert another quarter
15:23
(Another Colorado phrase is apparently the vending machine is out of order please insert another quarter)
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Huck the Prospector 12-Jul-23 05:00 PM
(Vending machines in the wild west? Not sure about that one. Lol) (edited)
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Huck the Prospector 12-Jul-23 09:19 PM
Glug Glug mutha huckers
21:19
Huck me another beer bartender.
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Stony Jones local Legend 12-Jul-23 09:19 PM
No
21:20
You didnt pay up yet from yesterday
21:20
bobgun
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Buck Eyed Ethan 12-Jul-23 09:33 PM
where's that darned barkeep
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 12-Jul-23 09:33 PM
If the Barkeep's gone, the booze is free
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Bandito Leader Jay 12-Jul-23 09:34 PM
Now that don't seem quite right, but who's am I to question it?
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Buck Eyed Ethan 12-Jul-23 09:34 PM
A trap was sprung by the sheriff
21:34
a bandit was caught
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Tom Crust the Sheriff 12-Jul-23 09:34 PM
Gotcha! Should've paid your bribe.
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Bandito Leader Jay 12-Jul-23 09:35 PM
Hey, I'm a teetotaler, I am. Wasn't takin' no alcohol!
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Stony Jones local Legend 12-Jul-23 09:35 PM
yoinked
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stolen
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kidnapped
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taken
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Buck Eyed Ethan
where's that darned barkeep
Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 12-Jul-23 09:57 PM
I’m here now sorry what do y’all need
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Buck Eyed Ethan 12-Jul-23 09:57 PM
some booze god damn it
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Spittoon Swurtle the Barkeep 12-Jul-23 09:58 PM
Want whiskey or something else?
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Buck Eyed Ethan 12-Jul-23 09:58 PM
local legend stoney jones was here
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