VIP Wolves Revamped - the-ancients

Werewolves Bot C BOT 20-May-21 03:23 PM

@Heir to the Milky Way has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 5 @Child of the Stars @Void Patrol Representative @Heir to the Milky Way @Goddess of Venus @The Last Real Human

Goddess of Venus 20-May-21 03:23 PM

Hah hi

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:23 PM

(still need to add some)

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:23 PM

Nice one

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:24 PM

(someone remind me who else belongs here)

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:24 PM

Good day, fellow beings. It is I, human man. I do not wear any mask right now. That is for sure! It is a nice looking burning planet we are watching, correct?

Werewolves Bot C BOT 20-May-21 03:26 PM

✅ Added @Retired Fleet Commander to the CC!

✅ Added @Outerspace Officer to the CC!

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:26 PM

Welcome everyone!

We are the ancients!

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:28 PM

I feel old, even though I am only 25,000 years old

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:29 PM

I'll hit 5 billion in a few millennia.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:29 PM

Members of the most prestigious of all races in this universe, and yes, I'm afraid that includes the humans - and a literal goddess. We are the only ones who have vowed to keep our bloodlines pure, and thus the only ones worthy of the honour of being an ancient.

The Last Real Human I'll hit 5 billion in a few millennia.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:29 PM

Are you really a human? (edited)

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:29 PM

Of course! How could you question the identity of I, a real human?

I was born on earth around 5 billion years ago and quickly became a Talented Scientist, but due to an experiment gone wrong thanks to my Clumsy Assistant my lifespan has been extended a bit. (edited)

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:30 PM

Humans had not attained immortality 5 billion years ago

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:30 PM

As far as I know, the average lifespan of a human is 100 years old. Well, at least the primitive humans. I lost interest in your kind a while ago, pardon my lack of knowledge

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:31 PM

That is accurate for the average human, however I, the last human, have survived longer than all my fellow human beings for a reason.

The Last Real Human I was born on earth around 5 billion years ago and quickly became a Talented Scientist, but due to an experiment gone wrong thanks to my Clumsy Assistant my lifespan has been extended a bit. (edited)

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:31 PM

All this is very fishy

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:31 PM

Huuuuh, interesting. Why is it that you wanted immortality? Don't you have mortal friends and family you missed so much? Isn't immortality terrifying? Everyone you know and their descendants die one by one before your eyes....

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:32 PM

You all grow more delicious with each inquiry, but do not worry, I am a real human and I will not eat you.

I did not seek out immortality. An experiment gone wrong thanks to my Clumsy Assistant lead to this.

(for reference Talented Scientist and Clumsy Assistant are from the previous game)

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:34 PM

So you had achieved immortality billions of years before the rest of the humans, yet felt it unworthy to inform them

What an interesting character you are!

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:34 PM

The failed experiment proofed impossible to recreated.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:35 PM

I wonder how many time you've had to change your identity to remain hidden

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:35 PM

I've experienced on a lot of delicious humans to try to recreate it.

The Last Real Human The failed experiment proofed impossible to recreated.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:35 PM

Is that it

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:35 PM

It is truly tragic.

But enough about me.

What's it like being the Heir to the Milky Way?

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:37 PM

As you may have noticed, I have not invited the owner here, despite them being well qualified to be an ancient

Perhaps that explains the situation

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:37 PM

I see.

If you're planning a coup, I'm willing to support you. But only if you provide me with the opportunity to clone humans.

Child of the Stars I feel old, even though I am only 25,000 years old

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:39 PM

Does that not make you the youngest here, my dear? Perhaps even too young to be present here

The Last Real Human If you're planning a coup, I'm willing to support you. But only if you provide me with the opportunity to clone humans.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:39 PM

Clone humans... shouldn't that be trivial for you, seeing how you are human?

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:40 PM

You see, all my equipment is located on earth, and I'll be unable to save most of it.

I refused to leave until the Earth Preservation Society brought me here.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:41 PM

Ah Well, support me and I shall soon have the resources of the entire galaxy at my disposal Clearly, that is far in excess of what would be needed for you to clone yourself

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:41 PM

Oh, I can't clone myself.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:41 PM

Why not? eyes narrowing

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:42 PM

Well... Are you familiar with any other humans?

The failed experiment may have had some side effects.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:43 PM

I'm afraid you are the last true human... if you are truly human

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:44 PM

Oh, don't worry I have enough samples of other humans to make clones based of that. I just need access to the right facilities. (edited)

I used to do it on earth until just a short time ago, but it will not be possible any longer it seems.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:46 PM

You were cloning humans on Earth? Then there are still humans left alive on Earth? Not that I care about the lives of puny humans, of course

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:47 PM

Oh, those delicious humans are no longer around.

I am the last real human.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:47 PM

I wonder how they all died

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:47 PM

It wasn't too painful.

And by that I mean that I hope it wasn't too painful, of course.

I, the last real human, would of course not know what exactly caused their demise.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:48 PM

But how did they die? Surely you must know, having lived on the same planet?

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:49 PM

Oh, the planet is big. They could have died in a lot of ways. Maybe they even ended up being eaten by some dangerous creature? As a human man, I find that thought truly disturbing.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:50 PM

Why do you keep asserting your... humanness?

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:52 PM

Oh, that's just how all humans would speak (I would know since I'm a real human), but perhaps it doesn't translate well from human language to Standard Universal Speech?

I've only learned speaking SUS a few hundred millennia ago, so I'm not very experience with it yet.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:54 PM

I see

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 04:00 PM

When I was in Galactic History class, someone from Earth introduced me a... video game called "Among Us", and all i learned from that game is the word sus. Perfect to describe you

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 04:00 PM

What do you mean?

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 04:01 PM

Some youngster in my class kept using the word sus and he thought it was cool

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 04:01 PM

But what do you mean by "Perfect to describe you"?

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 04:01 PM

I believe the word is used to someone with dubious intents such as you, sir

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 04:02 PM

I'm a perfectly friendly and honest person!

Just look at my friendly smile, is that the smile of somebody with dubious intents?

The Last Real Human BOT 20-May-21 04:02 PM

~~url~~

Werewolves Bot C BOT 20-May-21 04:02 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545734614988095506/844331736846696508/real_human_2.png (edited)

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 04:03 PM

Such a lovely smile!

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 04:03 PM

See, clearly I'm just a friendly real human man without any dubious intents and even though you look very delicious I have no plans to eat you (because I'm human, and humans don't eat other people)!

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 05:48 PM

Did someone say "dubious intent"?

No dubious misdeeds shall be performed under my watch!

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 05:53 PM

I think it was just a simple misunderstanding between I, the last real human, and the Child of the Stars.

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 05:55 PM

Oh! My apologies! I wasn't aware I was in the presence of the last real human. My apologies. It is an honor to meet you sir!

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 05:55 PM

Oh, hello Officer!

I would recommend you keep an eye on our supposedly last real human

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 05:56 PM

Greetings!

Well, I intend to keep an eye on every guest present. If anything happens here then the chief will have my badge

Outerspace Officer Oh! My apologies! I wasn't aware I was in the presence of the last real human. My apologies. It is an honor to meet you sir!

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 05:57 PM

It is an honor to meet you too! May I inquire what an Outerspace Officer does?

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 05:59 PM

It is akin to what I believe police used to do on your planet. But my authority extents to the entire milky way galaxy instead of a single planet.

I am one of the officers sent by MWPD to ensure that this event goes smoothly you see.

pulls out badge that says Milky Way Police Department

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 06:00 PM

I see, very fascinating.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:00 PM

You work... for my father? Albeit indirectly

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 06:00 PM

Yes. Essentially

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 06:00 PM

Mr. Heir, did you mean to invite him to this meeting?

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:01 PM

This is unfortunate

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 06:01 PM

It seems a bit counterproductive.

The Last Real Human Mr. Heir, did you mean to invite him to this meeting?

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:01 PM

I did not, good sir

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 06:01 PM

That is truly unfortunate then

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:01 PM

And I certainly hope nobody else here works for my father

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 06:02 PM

If that is the issue here, I would like to ensure you that I might be on your father's payroll, but I only work for justice. And your father is not above the law in my eyes.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:04 PM

Well, you still report to him - indirectly or otherwise - which means I must watch myself

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 06:12 PM

Oooooh, hello Mr. Officer!

When I was younger, I always wanted to become one of you

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 06:13 PM

Oh! Did something change your mind? Apart from the pay, it is a really rewarding job I would say.

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 06:15 PM

How long have you been an Outerspace Officer?

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 06:18 PM

I have lost count, but I would say approximately 40 millennia. I am about half a century away from retiring.

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 06:19 PM

I see, impressive!

Outerspace Officer If that is the issue here, I would like to ensure you that I might be on your father's payroll, but I only work for justice. And your father is not above the law in my eyes.

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:20 PM

You work for us, the Void Patrol

Outerspace Officer I have lost count, but I would say approximately 40 millennia. I am about half a century away from retiring.

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:21 PM

Thank you for your service

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 06:21 PM

(I already made up MWPD, how about we make a cc so we sync up backstories if u want)

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:23 PM

(why am I so bad at this, I broke the first rule of roleplay)

Void Patrol Representative You work for us, the Void Patrol

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:23 PM

Wait, if he works for your company... does that mean your company works for my father?

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:26 PM

ah no he doesn't work for us, I mistook him for one of our void agents

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:27 PM

Ah, I see

Outerspace Officer 20-May-21 06:27 PM

That happens from time to time.

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:27 PM

Yes the badges are strikingly similar

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:28 PM

What, precisely, is the Void Patrol?

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:29 PM

We protect the people who govern the Milky Way for all interstellar threats

That doesn't include your father

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 06:30 PM

Are the void patrol and the officer over there affiliated? (edited)

Void Patrol Representative That doesn't include your father

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:30 PM

No offense sir, but your family line may hold royal status yet it holds little to no power in the government of this galaxy (edited)

Child of the Stars Are the void patrol and the officer over there affiliated? (edited)

Void Patrol Representative 20-May-21 06:30 PM

Yes, we work for the same government. The milky way kind

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 06:33 PM

Well, obviously we hold no executive power... But we have a lot of soft power