VIP Wolves Revamped - buffet-hall

Werewolves Bot C BOT 20-May-21 03:02 PM

Tavern

This is the tavern! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game. This is an alternative to the town square, in case there are several conversations happening at the same time!

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:02 PM

first

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 20-May-21 03:02 PM

First

FUCK

Loy, Conquerer of the Moon 20-May-21 03:05 PM

First

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:05 PM

BARTENDER

I NEED MY CRYSTAL METH

Retired Fleet Commander 20-May-21 03:06 PM

NO

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:06 PM

That's not in the buffet, but we can certainly get that for you!

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:07 PM

I rely on Crystals

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:08 PM

Yeah, any special needs do need to be taken into consideration!

Here you go @Mojo of Planet Jojo

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:09 PM

Thank you

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:09 PM

Do you have some humans on the menu? I'm just asking out of curiosity, not because I, a real human man, would actually be interested.

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:10 PM

Isn't that what you humans call, cannibalism? I heard somewhere it's very immoral

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:10 PM

Humans sure are strange folk. But, as the human said, it was out of pure curiosity.

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:10 PM

Yes. What kind of monster would do such a thing?

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:11 PM

Excuse me

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:11 PM

We do not serve humans, I think it's again intergalactic rule 8, planet-wide races cannot eat eachother unless they are from the same planet. And because there are multiple planetarians here, we cannot server human beings.

Lizard Representative 20-May-21 03:12 PM

Bartender, I would quite enjoy some wine.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:12 PM

Humans are edible?

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:12 PM

That is quite offensive to my kind. We do love a bit of bone and meat every once in a while, and just because you’re sentient doesn’t mean you are completely off my list

Heir to the Milky Way Humans are edible?

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:12 PM

Yes, humans are quite tasty!

... or so I've heard.

Heir to the Milky Way Humans are edible?

Owner of the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:12 PM

wouldn't you like to find out

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:13 PM

I, a real human, would of course never eat a human.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:13 PM

Well well well

Cannibalism?

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:13 PM

My kind eats stardusts and mineral born from black dwarf stars, they taste very sweet. You all should try it sometime!

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:13 PM

I have never eaten human before. They're almost extinct.

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:13 PM

Truly tragic.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:13 PM

I never knew you humans could sink so low

Bob from Nasa™ 20-May-21 03:13 PM

I have never even seen a human before today

Child of the Stars My kind eats stardusts and mineral born from black dwarf stars, they taste very sweet. You all should try it sometime!

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:13 PM

Oh, that sounds wonderful! I think we might have some of those on the buffet later on, or so I heard.

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:14 PM

As a human man, I find cannibalism truly disturbing.

Child of the Stars My kind eats stardusts and mineral born from black dwarf stars, they taste very sweet. You all should try it sometime!

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:15 PM

Hmm Do they serve that here? Yo, barkeep! Gimme some of that startdust with, what was it? Black dwarf minerals? (edited)

Now where's that damned bartender

Looks like I'll have to make a complaint to that President

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:16 PM

From the looks of things, a bartender was left to be blown up on Earth

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:16 PM

Do they have a Bartender here?

Heir to the Milky Way Looks like I'll have to make a complaint to that President

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:17 PM

What kind of complaint are you filing?

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:17 PM

The lack of a damned bartender

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:17 PM

What's a buffet without a bar and bartender?

Maybe they're dozing off at work...

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:17 PM

Precisely, my friend! Who has a buffet without a bar and bartender?

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:19 PM

That is out of my hands, sadly. I even have 4 hands, but none of them are in charge of the buffet.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:20 PM

Very sad

Party Planet 20-May-21 03:20 PM

just request and it'll miraculously pop up

Bob from Nasa™ 20-May-21 03:20 PM

I guess my snack of decommissioned spaceships will have to wait for a little bit

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:20 PM

But Party Planet provides for all!

Party Planet just request and it'll miraculously pop up

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:20 PM

I would like my most wanted desire

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:20 PM

Will it? It clearly didn't when I requested... does that mean you do not serve that... stuff? (edited)

Party Planet 20-May-21 03:21 PM

@Mojo of Planet Jojo

request again

Mojo of Planet Jojo 20-May-21 03:21 PM

Close. I was looking for an emerald, but a blue ruby will do

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:22 PM

Well get me some stardust with black dwarf minerals, as suggested by the child of the stars!

Heir to the Milky Way Will it? It clearly didn't when I requested... does that mean you do not serve that... stuff? (edited)

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:22 PM

Maybe the buffet is experiencing a small delay or defect? In any case, it should appear in a later-on buffet!

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:22 PM

It seems like I will have to wait until after this is done until I'll be able to eat again

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:22 PM

How unfortunate

Party Planet 20-May-21 03:23 PM

✨▪️ ⭐

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:23 PM

The Last Real Human It seems like I will have to wait until after this is done until I'll be able to eat again

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:23 PM

We can server human food! We have, uhm, Haggis, and uhm, Liver from an unknown source, and, uhm, what is this, snails?

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:24 PM

Oh, that sounds good! I'll take some of the liver.

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:24 PM

We don't know what it is from, but I suspect it used to be from an ape-like creature.

Party Planet ✨▪️ ⭐

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:24 PM

Well that's the stardust... where's those black dwarf minerals?

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:25 PM

Something that has an incredibly high intelligence and walked on two legs

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 03:25 PM

That sounds delicious!

Party Planet 20-May-21 03:25 PM

there is black minerals. just take a closer look

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:32 PM

Ah yes! I see it now! Exquisite!

Never before have I had something this good!

And that is saying quite a lot, at my age

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:33 PM

May I ask your age, for resource purposes?

Child of the Stars 20-May-21 03:34 PM

Asking about age to an Ancient? Gee, be a little considerate

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:35 PM

It is for resource purposes. I am interested in everything that has to do with the Earth! And because the Earth is located in the Milky Way, I am also interested in the Milky Way!

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:35 PM

What a grave insult!

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:36 PM

I would never want to insult you. In our species, it's a great honour to ask for ones age, my apologies.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:36 PM

To ask me my age, why I have not been insulted thus in over a hundred millennia!

Ah, my apologies, I understand

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 03:37 PM

We should be proud of our Ancients, they have come so far in life.

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:38 PM

We have indeed

Owner of the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:40 PM

oh hello my dear friend and Heir

today, and this week, we toast to the movement of the sun of the solar system, a movement it has been doing for billions of years

but finally, it has moved the few million kilometers and has reached the earth. Been a long time since it reached Mercury and Venus

that sun is making slow but steady progress I must say

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:43 PM

Well well well.... a friend, am I? Why have you disowned me, father? Nonetheless, I shall remain the rightful heir to the galaxy irrespective of what you call me

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Owner of the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:44 PM

Stop calling me father just because you want to make ~~daddy~~ jokes

remeber our young days when we were innocent

and not mking such jokes

not having the responsibilities of managing the galaxy

accidenally destroying planets

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:45 PM

The universal laws are clear on this matter, father. You cannot simply take away my right to the galaxy by disowning me

Owner of the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:45 PM

good old young days

Heir to the Milky Way 20-May-21 03:45 PM

You forget... I was not around when you were young

What have I done to deserve this?

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 20-May-21 04:12 PM

A buffet, yum! I bet your food is very sophisticated...

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 04:13 PM

We have all kinds of food! I'm sure there is something in this buffet that meets your expectations!

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 20-May-21 05:40 PM

I'm up for trying whatever!

Goddess of Venus 20-May-21 08:58 PM

I'm too sexy to speak.

The Last Real Human 20-May-21 08:58 PM

and yet you speak.

Descendant of the Dinosaurs I'm up for trying whatever!

Bob from Nasa™ 20-May-21 09:02 PM

i would recommend the thinly sliced ablative heat shield. They have a really nice crunch

Bob from Nasa™ i would recommend the thinly sliced ablative heat shield. They have a really nice crunch

Ex-Leader of the Space Rebellion 20-May-21 09:32 PM

Idk if you're supposed to eat the rockets I thought NASA used them to explore the cosmos

Earth-Preservation President 20-May-21 09:33 PM

It's what his species eats.

Spaceships and similar debris

Bob from Nasa™ 20-May-21 09:33 PM

that is correct but i joined them to eat them

Werewolves Bot C BOT 20-May-21 11:52 PM

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Signed Up Players | Total: 17

- Dennis (@Retired Fleet Commander)

- Sharl Eclair (@Owner of the Milky Way)

- Prophet (@Commander of the 7th Fleet)

- VoidMist (@Void Patrol Representative)

️ - Ts (@The Last Real Human) ▪️ - Ethan. (@Ex-Leader of the Space Rebellion)

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- MatMeistress (@Goddess of Venus)

- Bobloy (@Loy, Conquerer of the Moon)

- Jeanne D Arch (@Child of the Stars)

- kruthers (@The Cute Robot Servant)

- Mojo Jojo (@Mojo of Planet Jojo)

- Lord of Galaxy (@Heir to the Milky Way)

- Wyatt (@The First AI)

- Captain Luffy (@Captain of the Void Patrol)

- Leilaboo (@Descendant of the Dinosaurs)

- astraphiliac (@Lizard Representative)

- BartTheBart (@Outerspace Officer) (edited)

Mojo of Planet Jojo 21-May-21 01:59 AM

Man on my planet, we had the most bomb bartender

Wish I could’ve brought them with me

Retired Fleet Commander 21-May-21 02:17 AM

I'm sure we can find a good bartender around here

Mojo of Planet Jojo 21-May-21 02:26 AM

Either not, or we have a slacking one (edited)

Lizard Representative 22-May-21 06:42 PM

i desire choccy milk

Earth-Preservation President 22-May-21 06:43 PM

A human delight

Lizard Representative 22-May-21 06:45 PM

Thank you, Mx. President. "Choccy milk" is not a beverage oft served where I am from.

Earth-Preservation President 22-May-21 07:18 PM

Glad to bring this unique experience to you!

Lizard Representative 22-May-21 07:20 PM

It has truly been an honour to attend.

The Cute Robot Servant 24-May-21 10:40 AM

When's breakfast?

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 24-May-21 11:35 AM

Now?

Descendant of the Dinosaurs Now?

Ex-Leader of the Space Rebellion 24-May-21 11:37 AM

it's 10:40 nearly leila

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 24-May-21 11:37 AM

True

The Cute Robot Servant 24-May-21 11:37 AM

its more of brunch time now

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 24-May-21 11:37 AM

I had breakfast many hours ago

Child of the Stars 24-May-21 11:57 AM

Dinner for me

Party Planet 24-May-21 11:58 AM

my breakfast was lunch

Lizard Representative 24-May-21 12:00 PM

im eating lunch

Descendant of the Dinosaurs 24-May-21 12:00 PM

I had cornflakes for breakfast