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Werewolves Bot C BOT 30-Jan-20 02:00 PM
🏠 🏑 Town Square 🏠 🏠 This is the town square! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game.
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:00 PM
Cats!
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:00 PM
Birbs!
wait no
Cats!
I like cats
as a king, I enjoy petting cats
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:24 PM
@Invitee I have been told you are all here to aid us in our conquest of slaying the humans that hold us great cat warriors hostage in this castle. I am pleased to greet my new allies, and I hope we will slay @Alice Howlter together. Now let us make haste and plan our attack
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:25 PM
I'm sorry, what?
Cäthør, you are spreading lies!
Do you want to go back to the cat room?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:25 PM
he needs to
bad cat
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:26 PM
Noooo
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:26 PM
Who would feed all these beautiful cats if Ms. Cathleen is gone?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:26 PM
Cäthør gets coal for christmas
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:26 PM
Please help me new allies
The evil princess wants to take me away
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:26 PM
I do whatever I want
Everything to make my guests feel welcome, but you're in the way of that (edited)
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:27 PM
A true warrior only asks for help in the most dire situations. I will swallow my pride and request your aid humans. Please
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:27 PM
I will think about it Cäthør
she seems like a nice lady
although i would like to know more about some cats
she's very busy
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:27 PM
I only want what's best for my cats
I can tell you all about my cats, ask away!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
I need another village to raid
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
please tell me all about the cats
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
Go raid the Cat room
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
Please buy me one miss evil princess
The cat room smells
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Chopper2112 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
Hello people
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SpikedJackson 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
Hello
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
Cäthør! I gave you a village two days ago, please be patient, maybe go outside?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:28 PM
how old is this white one? and his name?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:29 PM
Outside?
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Chopper2112 30-Jan-20 02:29 PM
Hello Ms. Cathleen! πŸ˜„ 🐱
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:29 PM
Can I go to the gardens?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:29 PM
Hello Mr. Catus
Sure, Cäthør, I'll have to find the key first, I think I lost it
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:30 PM
I shall raid all the litter boxes to see if they have hidden it in there
he starts digging into the litter spreading it all over the floor
Not in here.
Maybe another one
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:30 PM
No!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:31 PM
he swiftly dashes away
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:31 PM
Cäthør, I will put you back in the Cat Room!
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:31 PM
hii
I mean
Hello
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SpikedJackson 30-Jan-20 02:32 PM
Every room is the cat room 🐱
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:32 PM
Hello Professor
What is your profession @VoidMist
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:33 PM
I am a professor of cats
I was very beloved by @Alice Howlter's mother for this reason
I'm also a veterinarian, hence the "Dr." in my title
Nice to meet you, @Dennis
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:34 PM
Ah, yes, you have visited the Cat Castle many times
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:35 PM
I love cats
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 02:35 PM
that sounds nice!
where do you come from? that last name seems very foreign
or are you just very opposed to water, and you want to end-aqua
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:39 PM
That is quite true, uncannily, I am in in fact allergic to water. Consuming it of course
However, that is not the source of my name. My lineage is often shrouded in mystery, so I do not know.
I will be quick to inform you once find out!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:41 PM
To me it seems like a warrior name, are you sure you did not earn your name through combat?
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:43 PM
Hmm, that seems like viable clue to look further into. I will definitely investigate further
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:44 PM
Don't worry about Cäthør, he's a bit of a weird cat
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:44 PM
you are smart for a cat; and that is saying something for I have studied many cats over my lifetime.
I see
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:45 PM
I wonder what would've happened if I had given the Catastrophically Purrfect Translation Collarℒ️ to a different cat
Bartilus was certain I should give it to Cäthør
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:45 PM
Was that the invention by Bart? We go long back
I was there to help him with the prototype of this particular product in fact
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:46 PM
Bartilus was a friend of my mother, but sadly he also passed away at the dinner party
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:46 PM
It's a shame he passed away
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:46 PM
It really is, he was a genius
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:46 PM
That dinner party was indeed a catastrophe
Hopefully nothing like that is to ensue here
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:47 PM
I heard only the Prince and the King survived
I'm sure the Cat Castle will be peaceful
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:47 PM
I would like this to be a nice relaxing get together
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:47 PM
It has always been
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:47 PM
(I almost instinctively said pun detected. Rob is still within me)
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:47 PM
This will be a nice get-together
We have many places to visist and I encourage you all to talk to eachother
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:47 PM
One we dethrone the evil princess it will be nice
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
My mother had some very interesting friends
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
What evil princess?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
We can all go on a happy trip to a nearby village and raid it together
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
Seeing all these cats, it makes me wonder. How many cats are in the castle?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
Cäthør likes calling me an evil princess
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
@BartTheBart that is rude!
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:48 PM
There are 50 cats walking around, including Cäthør, and we currently have one stray cat in the cat room
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
Awe, did you adopt the stray cat?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
But the stray isn't strong enough to walk around the castle on his own
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
@Alice Howlter if you want I can start implementing my reputed cat discipline strategies
On @BartTheBart
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
I'd love that, that's a great offer
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
To me it sounds like someone is asking to be slain
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
I have to warn you however, it's very harsh and strict
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:49 PM
And yes, @Mjnstag, I adopted the stray cat
He's called Uno
Do you want to see him?
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:50 PM
That’s so nice to hear. I would love to
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:50 PM
That would be lovely
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:50 PM
trues to headbut the professors leg, but misses and runs into a wall
This act of aggression will not go unnoticed
I shall tell the tales of your betrayal to all the other cats
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:51 PM
I haven't even started with anything, Cathor
I need permission from Miss Longo
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:51 PM
Stay away foul creature
hides behind cathleens leg
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:52 PM
scratches Cäthør's helmet Don't be afraid, Cäthør, the Professor will not hurt you. (edited)
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:53 PM
looks up confused on how his head was scratched while he was wearing a helmet (edited)
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:54 PM
I will work on creating a safer and less violent method for treating Cäthør's behaviour
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:54 PM
I shall now make my conquest to the kitchen
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 02:54 PM
I can tailor it to him specifically
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 02:54 PM
That would be great, Professor
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:54 PM
@Mjnstag would you assist me? I need someone with thumbs to help me raid the village known as the fridge
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 02:55 PM
I would love to eat something
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 02:55 PM
Their gate is impregnable for those of the thumbless persuasion
Very well, let us start our conquest
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Jayanna 30-Jan-20 03:28 PM
i claim town
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VoidMist 30-Jan-20 03:29 PM
I'm afraid I do not understand duchess
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Jayanna 30-Jan-20 04:08 PM
oh wait
im sorry professor
i was drunk
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 05:08 PM
That's not the best look at a death party but I can't blame you.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:17 PM
What is this death party?
Does that mean I get to slay?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 05:35 PM
death? we're here to pet some cats, why all the talk about death?!
i'm slowly getting second thoughts of coming here
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 05:38 PM
I'd call fulfilling the last wishes of a dead woman a death party!
And who knows, maybe the name will be fulfilled in other ways as well... (edited)
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:38 PM
The Galactic Cat looks at the proceedings from the shadows, with an unsettling smile on his face
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 05:38 PM
before you know we're all dead
why are we at a deathparty
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:39 PM
I thought this was a dead party
Seems I failed to slay the party ;-;
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:41 PM
Revelling in the fear and despair of these naïve invitees, The Galactic Cat laughs maniacally as he returns to his den, his plan set into action
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:41 PM
Do not worry about Glactic Cat over there. He is an omnipresent being. My fellow warriors call him JΗ«rmungandr
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:42 PM
If only the fools knew the truth behind this party, perhaps they would've been wise enough to decline the invitation
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:43 PM
He is always brooding
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 05:43 PM
You cats named a cat.... after a big snake?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:44 PM
If anyone were to be able to start Ragnarok, it would be JΗ«rmungandr/ Galactic Cat (edited)
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:44 PM
Some cats just like to watch the world burn....
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:44 PM
One day I shall slay the beast
But today is not that day
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:46 PM
He smirks as he hears @BartTheBart's words, knowing full well that it was an empty threat - one that could never be followed through
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:48 PM
He gets uneasy at the sight of the unsettling smirk on @Lord of Galaxy face. But he stays determined to slay the beast... One day.... Its on his to-do list.... Maybe tomorrow... How about sunday.... Are you free on sundays?
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:49 PM
The Galactic Cat is not one to hide from danger.... He stares back into @BartTheBart's eyes
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 05:50 PM
Cäthør tactically retreats from this confrontation
Maybe slaying gods is best left to the gods
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 05:53 PM
He smiles, an almost inhuman smile.... Another enemy vanquished, without even spilling a single drop of blood
For a moment, a lightning strike illuminates his face despite remaining hidden in the shadows, highlighting his battle scars and providing a terrifying image to all those looking
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 06:11 PM
(I mean, a human smile would be more creepy on a cat then an inhuman one. Cuz cats are not human as far as im aware)
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 06:45 PM
(lol)
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 06:57 PM
:)
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Jayanna 30-Jan-20 07:19 PM
yes
i wholeheartedly agree
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:31 PM
Oh, @Lord of Galaxy, don't scare the guests!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:32 PM
he scared me too ;-;
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:32 PM
Dammit, why are they so rude... I have so many nice cats all around the castle
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 07:33 PM
He ignores her
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:33 PM
It hurt my selfesteem. I am suposed to be a warrior afraid of nothing (edited)
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:33 PM
Hey, it's okay, Cäthør, you're safe with me
He won't hurt me
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:33 PM
but he will hurt me
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:34 PM
No he won't, I promise
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 07:34 PM
We play the good cop-bad cop game rather well, he whispers (edited)
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:34 PM
πŸ™‚
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:34 PM
Are you conspiring?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:34 PM
I would never.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:34 PM
You guys are trying to get rid of me arent you
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
I only want the best for my cats
I would never, don't worry
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Lord of Galaxy 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
The universe wishes to be rid of you!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
Is it because I have been raiding less villages a day recently?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
No!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
I can become better
I can raid more
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
Cäthør, you're valid no matter how many villages you raid
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:35 PM
I can even raid shadow legends
❀️
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:36 PM
Do you wish to raid the garden?
Or the cat room?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:36 PM
The garden please :3
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:36 PM
Be careful, we do have a stray in the cat room
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 07:51 PM
Can I see the garden? I hear things happening over thete
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 07:53 PM
It's dark outside
There's not much to do in the garden at this moment
I can show you around tomorrow!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 07:53 PM
I have already raided all the villages outside
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PsychoBelp 30-Jan-20 08:00 PM
As Sir P.O.G. Anura, I announce that we must strive for poggers and loing in this cat castle.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:03 PM
I believe what he is trying to say is that all intruders should go away or be slain
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:04 PM
I see
There are currently no intruders in the castle
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SpikedJackson 30-Jan-20 08:06 PM
Are you implying there could be intruders in the near future
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:07 PM
I am implying that there have been intruders inside for the entire day
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:07 PM
Cäthør!
Don't scare our guests!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:08 PM
My warrior sense is tingling
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:09 PM
Don't worry, Cäthør, nobody here is bad yet
Just take a lil cat nap and don't worry so much
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:09 PM
My warrior sense is telling me one person here raided an entire manor
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:09 PM
Who might that one person be?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:10 PM
@Mjnstag
There can be no other way
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:10 PM
gasp
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:10 PM
He has such good raiding skills
It must be him
He has thumbs
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:10 PM
Don't be silly!
He was such a good friend of my mother's
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:10 PM
Silly?! Does he not have thumbs?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:11 PM
Well, it seems you're just jealous of his thumbs!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:11 PM
No
I am saying someone with thumbs is not to be trusted
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:11 PM
I am to be fully trusted
I've nursed you since you were a cute little kitten
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:11 PM
Are you saying you have thumbs?!
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:12 PM
Of course! shows hands
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:12 PM
My life is a lie
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:12 PM
Oh gosh
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:12 PM
πŸ™€
Does @Lord of Galaxy cat have thumbs?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:13 PM
No
He's a cat, of course he doesn't have thumbs!
The only 'Cat' with thumbs is me, Cathleen
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:17 PM
But you have thumbs
so whatever you say must be a lie
so he does have thumbs
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 08:18 PM
I have thumbs!
πŸ‘
πŸ‘Ž
πŸ‘Œ
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:28 PM
My thumbs are mechanical, do they count?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:29 PM
Pardon me
You have mechanical thumbs
Okay, I see
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 08:29 PM
I wouldn’t show them to Cäthør, you would be the first to get slayed
He would claim them for himself
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:30 PM
I have spares.
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 08:30 PM
Ah oke
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PsychoBelp 30-Jan-20 08:30 PM
Would the intruders please raise your hand?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 08:31 PM
πŸ‘€
that means im watching (edited)
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 08:33 PM
I think we are all intruding in Cäthørs territory
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:33 PM
That's fair.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:35 PM
Yes you are
This is my castle (edited)
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:38 PM
No, it isn't
It's my castle
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:39 PM
I am the one with the helmet
thats comparable to a crown
So I own the castle
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:43 PM
I am the one who actually owns the castle
Do you have the legal papers?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:44 PM
Those are overrated
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:44 PM
Funny, this reminds me of a conversation I heard between two of my late friends.
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:44 PM
Do tell
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:44 PM
Coincidentally it happened at the same party Cathy met her end at...
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 08:44 PM
I love a story
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:44 PM
I had to leave early, which is how I escaped whatever happened there.
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:45 PM
Oh gosh
I have not heard much about it, just that my mother died there
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:45 PM
But yes, the late CEO of Helico Inc. argued extensively with the late Lord Rubycrust over who owned the manor.
Perhaps that was a trigger of the tragedy.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:46 PM
Was he late to his own party?
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 08:46 PM
But who are we to speculate?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:46 PM
That is very unwarriorlike
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 08:46 PM
Leave the dead in peace so they can do what they want to do.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:47 PM
They raid ghost villages
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 08:47 PM
Cärthør, you would not want to be disturbed when raiding a ghost village right? (edited)
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:47 PM
No
that would be scary
I would never raid a ghost village
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:57 PM
I am out of rooms that I can open without Thumbs. If someone wants to talk to me, please open a door for me
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 08:57 PM
I can let you into the cat room :)
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 08:58 PM
Can I take someone with me?
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:00 PM
If you want, sure
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:02 PM
very well
I shall take everyone
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:03 PM
No, we can't have too many people in the room, the stray might get scared
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:03 PM
dissappointing
I suppose I shall instead go sail the seas for the time being
searches for a box to sit in
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:04 PM
I can't have the stray get scared of all these people!
Poor Uno
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:36 PM
Lets not scare poor Uno
Does anyone want to talk about the cats or the castle? It seems that there is so much i dont know about all of it and I would love to know more about them
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:38 PM
Well
The Castle is centuries old, but we only really used it when my mother talked about starting a cat cafe
See, we used to live in a small villa, some miles from here, and the castle was just family property
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:40 PM
Since the castle is so old, how do you control the temperatures? It seems that you would need quite a lot of heating to warm up a big and cold castle made of stone
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:41 PM
Well, we use a lot of carpets to keep in the warmth, and we use normal heating
And we just wear warmer clothes
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:41 PM
Aha, so that is how you do it.
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:42 PM
The cats don't mind the cold too much, but if they're really cold, they can go to the cat room, the warmest place in the castle
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:42 PM
So it is quite the modern, ancient castle
That makes sense, for the cat room to be the warmest place. I already thought that it was quite warm in there
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
Hey I found this piece of chocolate in @Dennis room
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
Well, the cats need some warmth after all
Cäthør, give that here
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
WHY IS THERE A CAT IN MY ROOM
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
Why did King Denden even let you into his room?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
PANIC
I didnt!
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
King Denden, dit you not lock the door?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
I did!
I think
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:43 PM
Well, then someone must've let Cäthør in.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
someone helped me on
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
Wait where is my key
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
not gonna say who
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
He would never have been able to open it on his own
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
>:3
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
Tell us cathor
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
Cäthør!
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
It seems awfully like someone's trying to kill you, Cäthór
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
I will help you in a quest
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
I will put you in time-out!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:44 PM
No
Not the dungeon
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:45 PM
Cäthør, would you mind telling me what chocolate you have? I am quite interested if the chocolate is the same as mine
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:45 PM
It's my chocolate!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:45 PM
I am not sure, let me taste it to find out
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:45 PM
Give it back
No!
pushes chocolate out of his greedy little paws
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:46 PM
Hisssss
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:46 PM
wow those paws are soft
Bad cat! (edited)
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:46 PM
Chocolate πŸ₯Ί
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:47 PM
Cäthør, you do know we have cat chocolate?
Little cat candies?
You can raid a village to get some
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:47 PM
what is this cat chocolate you talk of? i have never heard of it
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:47 PM
But I want to try human chocolate
Did someone say raid a village?!
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:47 PM
We'll get you some cat chocolate
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:48 PM
Human chocolate will harm you, Cäthør, but cat chocolate won't
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:48 PM
I have the stomache of a warrior
No food can harm me
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:48 PM
I'll help you raid a village if you tell me who let you in my room, Cäthør
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:48 PM
This is quite a pickle
and pickles startle me
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:49 PM
The villages are outside whispers They're just gatherings of garden gnomes, but don't tell Cäthør
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:49 PM
Pickles taste quite good
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:49 PM
Ms longo startles me
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:49 PM
Do I betray a fellow raider to gain anoth raider
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:49 PM
Sometimes
Yes
He wanted to kill you
That's what human chocolate does to cats
Even you
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
That is the correct mindset for a raid though....
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
To kill the leader??
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
on the battlefield, everyone is equal
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
This is not the battlefield
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
commanders and soldier
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
This is a cafe
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:50 PM
allies and enemies
thats why I dont have many allies
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:51 PM
Or will this be a battlefield
I hope not
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:51 PM
hides behind Cathleens leg
is that a threat?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:51 PM
No
It was a question
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:51 PM
Do you challenge me?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:51 PM
From the king
The human king
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
scratches Cäthør's chin Calm down buddy
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
I shall tell you, if both of you promise to help me raid a village later (edited)
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
Ok
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
I will
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
It was @Mjnstag
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
I'll let you into the garden
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
Wow
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
gasp
Why would he do that?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
@Mjnstag explain
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:52 PM
Me?
While i was resting from my headache?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:53 PM
We were looking for the kitchen
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:53 PM
Why did you unlock the door?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:53 PM
Were you snooping around in my room
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:53 PM
Don't you know how dangerous it is if the cats actually ate the chocolate?
Well? DO YOU?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:53 PM
I showed him the way I usually take ot the kitchen
which is entering and leaving every room
but then one of the rooms was closed
so he opened it for me
and then I raided it
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:54 PM
That's not nice of you, cäthør
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:54 PM
I did? I cant remember
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:54 PM
@Mjnstag And you think that's good manners? Walking into another person's room?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 09:54 PM
How does a cat have better memory than a human?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:55 PM
I have nine lives
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:55 PM
I didnt walk into anyones room except for mine since i had a pretty bad headache
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:55 PM
and nine brains
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Alice Howlter 30-Jan-20 09:55 PM
Is my dear Cäthør lying then?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:55 PM
No
He did not know it was the kings room
Neighter did I
But there was chocolate
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 09:57 PM
Perhaps we should make breakfast tomorrow to apologise?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 09:57 PM
I will help!
Ill catch a bird and put it in front of their doors
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 10:02 PM
Birds are good, they shouldnt be killed
unless it's a swan (edited)
time for some cat pets before bed
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 10:05 PM
indeed, that sounds like a good plan
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 10:05 PM
@BartTheBart will you be a good cat tonight?
no dead birds in front of doors in the morning
no chocolate eaten
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 10:05 PM
will your definition of good be the same as his?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 10:06 PM
nothing destroyed
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:06 PM
Okay πŸ˜”
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 10:06 PM
It can make a big difference
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 10:06 PM
may i give you a good pet on your cheeks?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:08 PM
Only if its a pet worthy of a warrior
or were you asking @Mjnstag ?
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 10:08 PM
Oh i would love a pet
Will it be one of these cats?
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:09 PM
I am confused
who is petting who?
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 10:09 PM
slaps helmet because that's what warriors do
also softly pets lord ludwig
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
ouch
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
oh yes
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
walks away limping
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cryptidjay 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
pets lord Ludwig in passing I'm off to bed.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
Good night
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Mjnstag 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
Good night!
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Dennis 30-Jan-20 10:10 PM
good night!
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:11 PM
You must rest well if you want to be able to slay Jörmungandr
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 30-Jan-20 10:11 PM
Signed Up Players | Total: 11 longcat2 - BartTheBart (@BartTheBart) πŸ₯ - Mjnstag (@Mjnstag) 🚁 - Chopper2112 (@Chopper2112) 🐸 - PsychoBelp (@PsychoBelp) πŸ› οΈ - McTsts (@McTsts) 🐘 - Dennis (@Dennis) 🌁 - VoidMist (@VoidMist) πŸ„ - SpikedJackson (@SpikedJackson) 🦎 - cryptidjay (@cryptidjay) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ - Wyatt (@Wyatt) πŸ’… - Jayanna (@Jayanna) (edited)
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Jayanna 30-Jan-20 10:12 PM
it is night time
time to play
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Wyatt 30-Jan-20 10:14 PM
If anyone wants to create a cc with me, feel free to do so.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:15 PM
Make one with me
I have opened all the rooms that are not cat-proof
I can't open more
@Wyatt
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Wyatt 30-Jan-20 10:17 PM
The thing is, I also have open all the rooms.
which is why I said that in the first place.
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BartTheBart 30-Jan-20 10:18 PM
why have you not opened one for me?
Do you not wish to raid villages with me?
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:13 AM
it's okay
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VoidMist 31-Jan-20 10:50 AM
Anyone around?
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:51 AM
stops petting cat Yes
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VoidMist 31-Jan-20 10:57 AM
Oh hello!
Didn't see you there
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:58 AM
Hello!
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VoidMist 31-Jan-20 10:58 AM
Thought I was the only one awake at this hour
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:58 AM
It's almost breakfast time
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:59 AM
I have been awake for hours
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 12:22 PM
I am nocturnal
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McTsts 31-Jan-20 12:26 PM
It's not even night πŸ˜”
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 12:27 PM
someone was killed at night, with cat marks everywhere
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 12:27 PM
Murder is not okay, slaying is acceptable... but murder?
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 12:27 PM
@BartTheBart is a cat and was active at night πŸ€”
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 12:27 PM
Unwarriorlike
I would never do something so unworthy of a warrior
But I do have my theory on who mightve done this
But that really depends, if this murder was random, or targetted
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McTsts 31-Jan-20 12:28 PM
Well we should send them home then
Perhaps you could elaborate on your theory?
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 12:29 PM
I am not gonna accuse anyone just yet, I do not want to make enemies based on flimsy reasoning
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 12:51 PM
@Invitee I know we are all allies in battle. Brothers in arms if you will. But hear me! For us to work together to slay the slayers, we need to know what we are up against. So please. If you have been enchanted by the melody of a flute, please tell me in a secret room. Or here if you like. We need to collect knowledge on the foes we face, that is what you learn in the first year of raid school.
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 12:55 PM
I haven't been enchanted
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McTsts 31-Jan-20 12:56 PM
I haven't been enchanted either
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 01:02 PM
Me neither
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 01:04 PM
Same
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:05 PM
then we all need to vote on the polls today, abstain works as well, to check for ice king
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
I know who the biggest cat lover is
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
Good idea
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
Its psycho
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
why do you think so
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
Lets give him the role
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
i mean i don't want to award such an important tag to a random person
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
I agree with psycho being the best candidate for cat lover
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
He is no random you see
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
tell me in cc if you need to
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McTsts 31-Jan-20 01:06 PM
it would be better if anyone that doesn't wish to vote votes for a person that only receives one vote
if everyone votes abstain we may see the count being incorrect
But can't see who is affected
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:07 PM
well that doesnt matter for now
would you prefer for someone innocent to be sent home?
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McTsts 31-Jan-20 01:07 PM
huh?
it wasn't about voting for random people
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 01:08 PM
do you mean we all vote a different person
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McTsts 31-Jan-20 01:08 PM
if say, 5 people vote for somebody, but the others don't want to follow
they should each vote for 1 random person
that way they can check if their votes count even if they wish to not vote (edited)
You suggested Abstain
Abstain won't let us see who has potentially lost a vote
Well, in the end it's just important that everyone votes at least anything including Abstain
If the counts add up it's already helpful information
However the first day definitely shouldn't be wasted
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Chopper2112 31-Jan-20 02:33 PM
Hmmm
A bad cat wouldn't want to waste the opportunity to kill
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 05:12 PM
Why are we abstaining from lynch? We should kill one of the major suspects!
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 05:28 PM
Do we have mayor suspects?
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 05:37 PM
Give us evidence and I'll gladly join you
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cryptidjay 31-Jan-20 05:38 PM
Indeed.
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 05:42 PM
Can i ask you guys something? To how many of you has the Duchess claimed? (edited)
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cryptidjay 31-Jan-20 05:42 PM
Certainly not to me.
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 05:49 PM
We know that the culprit is likely among those who claim TM. Of that list there are 3 runner claims and 2 other claims. Seeing as one of those runner claims is me, I find the other two very suspicious. I can't say too much about this, which understandably makes it very hard to trust, but I have been confirmed. The Duchess seems to have claimed very little as far as Im aware. I have heard one person she has claimed too, and that person she didnt actually say a role name. Ive also heard of a person who she refused to claim too, so among the suspects, she seems to me the most suspicious.
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cryptidjay 31-Jan-20 05:50 PM
@Jayanna I believe this is a matter designed for your ears.
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 05:51 PM
indeed, do you have anything to say as a rebuttal
since this evidence is not 100% solid, your take on this could help is not make the wrong choice
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 06:08 PM
Ive also heard of a person who she refused to claim too, so among the suspects
who would that person have been? i claimed freely to all who asked
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PsychoBelp 31-Jan-20 06:08 PM
untrue
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 06:09 PM
no u just did not pick on my hints psy
thats not my fault
i was very clear
we can talk about it over a short run hold on let me go get my running shoes
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PsychoBelp 31-Jan-20 06:12 PM
tru
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 07:01 PM
Well youre being lynched now
Strange that you were silent all day and night
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 08:37 PM
huh
well
im legitimate runner
i did claim to people
i have 4 ccs
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cryptidjay 31-Jan-20 08:38 PM
With?
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 08:39 PM
jack psy mjn and bart
and i claimed to all 4 so idk why im being lynched cuz i didnt claim/have been quiet
psy just admitted that he didnt get my hints
i didnt "refuse to claim" to anyone
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 08:43 PM
you are still one of the most likely suspects atm tho
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 09:51 PM
why
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 09:52 PM
because you're claiming tm
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 09:52 PM
and i happen to be the most sus out of the other 4 tm claims because?
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 09:52 PM
5*
lel
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Jayanna 31-Jan-20 09:52 PM
5
oh right solo
well
rip me and bye
gl
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 09:55 PM
bye
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:12 PM
did she just get killed? I thought we were sending someone home
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:12 PM
Has a thoughful expression on his face Is that what goes into the cat food?
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:13 PM
oh
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Alice Howlter 31-Jan-20 10:14 PM
Don't worry about the Duchess
We brought her home safely :)
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:15 PM
ok nice :)
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:15 PM
I am glad to hear that Ms. Cathleen
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 10:16 PM
I smell food
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:17 PM
that's human food, @BartTheBart
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:17 PM
Ah Cäthør, there you are
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 10:17 PM
Wait, humans eat humans?
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:17 PM
King Denden, do you mean that you think humans are food?
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:18 PM
no no no
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BartTheBart 31-Jan-20 10:18 PM
Hello Ludwig
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:18 PM
that's not how i meant it
i meant the servant that just walked past with a nice grilled chicken
that's for us, not you
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Chopper2112 31-Jan-20 10:19 PM
Cats eat chicken too...
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Mjnstag 31-Jan-20 10:19 PM
You scared me there King Denden
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Dennis 31-Jan-20 10:19 PM
i dont think cats should eat from a full prepared meal
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SpikedJackson 31-Jan-20 10:19 PM
Hahaha nice
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 12:40 PM
I was not attacked so it's likely there is a vamp if only one person died
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Chopper2112 01-Feb-20 03:55 PM
Why am I being lynched? Thonk
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 04:19 PM
You know why
I'd guess
If you don't then there's some bamboozling going on
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Chopper2112 01-Feb-20 10:05 PM
bye
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:06 PM
bye
can we get an
F
for Mr F
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Chopper2112 01-Feb-20 10:06 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:11 PM
F
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:35 PM
Meow
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:35 PM
Inside the castle, quick
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:35 PM
hello garden cat!
let me pet you quickly
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SpikedJackson 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
hi garden cat
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
Meow
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
pspspsps
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
*stops to look at King Denden
Meow?
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SpikedJackson 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
the cat walks into the vet and says meow, the vet says i know, but where? (edited)
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
Meow?
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SpikedJackson 01-Feb-20 10:36 PM
me ow
LAUGH
ITS FUNNY
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cryptidjay 01-Feb-20 10:37 PM
Meow.
And I refuse to humour you.
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:37 PM
Don't yell, the cats don't like that
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:37 PM
pets cat
what's their name?
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:38 PM
I believe this one is called Ace
Can you help me get some more cats out of the garden?
They all need to get inside
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:38 PM
I will!
runs behind the bush
pspspsps
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:38 PM
Oh hey a fellow warrior
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:38 PM
Kitty kitty please come
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:39 PM
Do you guys want to help get the cats inside?
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:39 PM
Is that JøΔ™rgΔ•n?
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:39 PM
It might be
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:39 PM
Hmm
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:39 PM
Everything for the cats
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:39 PM
hands the garden cat the collar temporarily
Meow
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:40 PM
Hello
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:40 PM
to Cäthør Can we recruit them as allies?
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:40 PM
Meow?
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:40 PM
Who are you guys?
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:40 PM
Meow Meow Meow!
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:40 PM
Good answer my friend. We will start recruiting immediately
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:41 PM
Meow :)
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:41 PM
What's going on? Ms. Cath?
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:41 PM
Meow
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:41 PM
Nothing to worry about. Stay inside at all costs
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:41 PM
Can you tell them that we will get the mighty enemy and get the tasty food?
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:41 PM
Meow!
mighty meow
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
Meow!
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
Seeing that there is an emergency, I think it would be a good time to start the attack
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
Meow?
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
Meeeow
human meow noises
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
Meow >:(
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
No time for training, they will learn on the battlefield like the warriors they are
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:42 PM
Meow
Nya~
takes back collar (edited)
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:43 PM
What the hell are you all talking about???
MEOWWWW
MEOWWWW
MEOWWWW
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:43 PM
My warrior
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:43 PM
Awe, poor kittty
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:44 PM
You shall join us on the battlefield
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:44 PM
MEOW! Meow! :scream_cat:
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:46 PM
Can you hear the battlefield scream of this one Cäthør? It seems ready for the battlefield of the gods
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Garden Cat BOT 01-Feb-20 10:50 PM
confused meow
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:52 PM
cute meow
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Cat with Scarf BOT 01-Feb-20 10:52 PM
Meow
Meow!
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:52 PM
pets again
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:53 PM
Ah it's BΔ›öwΕ―lf
Greeting
See this warrior with the scarf sir ludwig
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Cat with Scarf BOT 01-Feb-20 10:53 PM
Meow meow
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
how did this cat earn this warrior like name
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
He can rival odin himself on the battlefield
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
it sure sounds like a true warrior
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
BΔ›öwΕ―lf it is then. A mighty name for a mighty warrior (edited)
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
I see
BΔ›öwΕ―lf it is then
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
What's my warrior name
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
Bob
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:54 PM
Bob?
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BΔ›öwΕ―lf, Bringer of Scarves BOT 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
Meow meow
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
Bringer of boom
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
Bøß
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
Oh I see! You mean Bøb! He is in the other room
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cryptidjay 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
Can I have a warrior name? Ignoring the fact that I'm dead.
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
He harnasses the power of explosions
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:55 PM
You can be Svën (edited)
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JøΔ™rgΔ•n the Grasseater BOT 01-Feb-20 10:56 PM
Meow!
Meow!
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cryptidjay 01-Feb-20 10:57 PM
I'll take it.
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:57 PM
Do I have a warrior name?
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Dennis 01-Feb-20 10:58 PM
Cåt
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 10:58 PM
Oh
I see
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 10:59 PM
Cäthør, what do we call our group?
And what shall be my name
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 10:59 PM
KætïΕ±s
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 11:00 PM
A mighty name I will wear with pride until the end
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 11:00 PM
KætïΕ±s of many prefixes
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cryptidjay 01-Feb-20 11:00 PM
why does mjn get the coolest name
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 11:00 PM
because he's the coolest
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 11:00 PM
because I’m next to bart
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cryptidjay 01-Feb-20 11:01 PM
fair and fair
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 11:01 PM
(Cuz he is sitting next to me Irl rn and we're playing smash bros) (edited)
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 11:01 PM
:)
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cryptidjay 01-Feb-20 11:01 PM
why was life so cruel as to place you three within a radius of each other and exclude me
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 11:01 PM
(im sorry i had to shorten your name @Mjnstag)
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 11:02 PM
its perfect
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BartTheBart 01-Feb-20 11:02 PM
(I mean Alice is a bit away, but reachable by train) (edited)
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Alice Howlter 01-Feb-20 11:02 PM
(i could've played smash but I dunno how or when I could get home)
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Mjnstag 01-Feb-20 11:03 PM
(Yea)
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PsychoBelp 01-Feb-20 11:14 PM
NK17 has joined the castle.
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 12:08 PM
Believe me guys, im not clumsy, its really the earth trying to challenge me
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 12:09 PM
No, Cäthør, I have bigger plans
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 12:09 PM
Are you gonna challenge the earth to trail by combat?
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 12:11 PM
I wouldn't say I am challenging the earth. I'd say my castle is challenging the earth...
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 12:11 PM
why again?
What did the earth ever do
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 12:12 PM
The earth made my tumble
That is the worst show of disrespect to a warrior
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 12:13 PM
Sometimes, the Cat Castle takes its own path. Cats are creatures who do whatever they want. I think this Cat Castle is trying to run away from the awful things that happened, even though they happened in the castle...
Cats aren't always the brightest
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 12:14 PM
But I am! I am a warrior of both body and mind. I am the @Smartest Cat
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 12:15 PM
I said 'aren't always', meaning they can sometimes be. You sure are the @Smartest Cat.
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 12:16 PM
Yay
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 12:46 PM
Mecha-Cat L.O.N.G.O?! @Alice Howlter What have you been up to!
Your mother would never approve of this!
(actually she would)
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 12:50 PM
I feel like the evil queen probably was behind this originally
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 12:57 PM
I want to know what will happen with the mecha-cat πŸ€”
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 12:59 PM
I don't
I think it will end badly
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 12:59 PM
I do
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 12:59 PM
we have enough to deal with on our hands already
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:00 PM
Don't worry about it! Everything will be fine!
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:00 PM
I’m sure of it
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:01 PM
It's a large warrior
It is on our side
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:01 PM
Yes
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:01 PM
You are correct, Cäthør
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:02 PM
It is going to help us
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:02 PM
This Mecha-Cat will lead us to safety
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:02 PM
what exactly is it?
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:02 PM
A mecha cat
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:02 PM
You will know soon enough
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:03 PM
It's name is Vìdär
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:03 PM
Soon, this won't be a mere Cat Castle
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:03 PM
I've see you once when you were little child, Cåt
and you were up to no good
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:03 PM
It runs in the Longo family
Everyone said our ideas were too much for the normal world
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:04 PM
But you were always one to think of more unseemingly outrageous ideas than your mother (edited)
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:04 PM
Do no worry, when Jörgunmundr starts ragnarok, Vìdär is prophecised to save us all
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:05 PM
My mother started this project but she was too scared to continue it, and then she died...
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:05 PM
Atleast your mother had a rational use for it
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:05 PM
I will finish this, and everyone will see what the Longo family can achieve!
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:05 PM
I think she did atleast (edited)
Whatever it is, I discourage you from activating it
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:06 PM
It will help us all!
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:06 PM
I think it is already activating
There is no going back
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:06 PM
Can I get access to the gardens; I must assess this as soon as possible
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:06 PM
It will be done in about 9 hours
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:06 PM
Do not claim the accomplishments of Vìdär as your own
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:07 PM
You can go to the gardens, but there is nothing there
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:11 PM
Thank you for bringing me inside then
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:11 PM
The doors will stay closed
You are safe
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:11 PM
Is it safe outside?
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:11 PM
The Castle is waking up!
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:11 PM
The fridge wont be safe though
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:11 PM
Don't go outside
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:12 PM
So the gardens aren't safe
?
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:12 PM
Now, tell me where the control panel is
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:12 PM
They are still but I'd rather you stay inside. I need to protect you, Cäthør, you are one of my cats
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:12 PM
Are the villages in the garden safe?
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:12 PM
I promise I won't deactivate it
but I will make it safer
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:13 PM
But who will protect the villagers outside?
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:13 PM
The villages will stay behind. The castle will move forward
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:13 PM
I have a background in mechacatnics
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:13 PM
Very well
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:13 PM
But how will I raid them if they are gone? πŸ₯Ί
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:13 PM
We will find new villages!
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:14 PM
We can find new villages-
exactly
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:14 PM
But they won't be the same
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:14 PM
They'll hold more treasure
I promise
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:14 PM
They will be even better!
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:14 PM
Pats Cäthør on the head It will be fine, we can come back to them in the future
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:15 PM
I will show you the cat roo- uh, control panel room
@VoidMist
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:16 PM
Can I see the stray cat, Ms. Longo?
It probably is afraid and I am sure this cat toy pulls out mechanical hand with googly eyes Will help it calm down
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:20 PM
If you go in there, you must keep its secrets
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:20 PM
I will
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:20 PM
Ok, everyone
We are evacuating all cats
from the #the-cat-room
All hands on deck
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:23 PM
cat room door opens, followed by a few cats leaving the room with Cathleen behind them, shooing them out of the room
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:25 PM
The army has been unleashed
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:25 PM
To the fridge we go, Cäthør
This is our chance
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:27 PM
finds a roomba to stand on and gives a speech tonight my brothers, we fight! We shall raid the forbidden village and claim all the chocolate! roomba slowly takes him out of the room and his voice becomes more distant we shall raid the fridge! Can I hear a hussah my brothe- he is too far away to hear
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:28 PM
shakes head Oh, Cäthør
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:29 PM
a faint hussah can be heard
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:29 PM
Hussah
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:29 PM
mumbles Hussah
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:30 PM
For the succes of the Mecha-Cat, Vìdär
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 01:30 PM
the roomba returns with a viking helmet and googly eyes
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:30 PM
Ah, another mighty warrior puts a cafe knife on it
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VoidMist 02-Feb-20 01:31 PM
shouts from #the-cat-room All of you are CRAZY
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:32 PM
And that's what makes it good
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:32 PM
shouts back from in between the cat room and the hall Yes, yes of course! (edited)
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 01:32 PM
Wait what's going on in here
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:32 PM
Who else would go to a Cat Castle, mourning the death of Cathleen?
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 01:32 PM
I was just talking a nap
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
We're preparing the Cat Castle
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
Look out for the roomba long Denden!
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
For what
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
Take-off!
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
dodges the rogue roomba
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
the roomba rides towards King Dendens ankle
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:33 PM
Soon, you will not be in a mere Cat Castle
You will be in Cathleen Longo's Moving Cat Castle!
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:34 PM
clap clap clap Fantastic
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:34 PM
bows Thank you, thank you
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:34 PM
I have always wanted to experience something like this
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 01:35 PM
If you excuse me, I'll have to count the cats
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:35 PM
Please do, I wouldn’t want to leave any cats in danger (edited)
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 01:36 PM
What if we want to go home after
I mean I'm kinda scared
This all seems very unsafe
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Dennis 02-Feb-20 01:50 PM
It doesn't help that everyone walked away while i was talking
πŸ˜”
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 01:51 PM
from the cafe, while eating Sorry, I was really hungry
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SpikedJackson 02-Feb-20 10:19 PM
Smh filthy hooker who could that be
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 10:19 PM
Tsk
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 02-Feb-20 10:19 PM
cryptidjay | Game Master Basics Okay wow they're great
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BartTheBart 02-Feb-20 10:20 PM
very unwarriorlike
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Chopper2112 02-Feb-20 10:20 PM
Tsk
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 02-Feb-20 10:20 PM
cryptidjay | Game Master Basics Okay wow they're great
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Alice Howlter 02-Feb-20 10:20 PM
I was just having a good time listening to music...
Tsk
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 02-Feb-20 10:20 PM
cryptidjay | Game Master Basics Okay wow they're great
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Mjnstag 02-Feb-20 10:21 PM
smh
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:52 PM
F
What happened to her?
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:53 PM
idk
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:53 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Perhaps that she is searching for more cats to add to the café
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
Hmm
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
Mjnstag | Game Master Basics Dumbass. A cute dumbass But a dumbass nonetheless
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
I'll be a cat then
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
what are these aliases
hmm
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
Mjnstag | Game Master Basics Dumbass. A cute dumbass But a dumbass nonetheless
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
A bobcat
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
Tsk
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
cryptidjay | Game Master Basics Okay wow they're great
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
Gm
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
GM | Powerful Basics The GM may kill Dennis at any point. Details At any point during the game the GM may decide to instantly kill Dennis.
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
God
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:54 PM
Alice | Game Master Basics Every day and night, Alice can do whatever the fuck she wants
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
Dont even do β€˜bee’ (edited)
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
Omg
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
Alice | Game Master Basics Every day and night, Alice can do whatever the fuck she wants
Dennis | Participant Basics Kill him night 1
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
pog
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
Psychobelp | Participant Basics lo. pog frog
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
bee
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
Chopper2112 | Game Master Details According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15.
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
Night 1, not day 5
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:55 PM
chop
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
β›” Database error. Could not find role voidmis!
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
gms
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
Game Masters Alice Howlter Chopper2112 cryptidjay Lord of Galaxy marhjo Mjnstag Ts
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
venomousbird
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
gms
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
hmm
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
Game Masters Alice Howlter Chopper2112 cryptidjay Lord of Galaxy marhjo Mjnstag Ts
Mjnstag | Game Master Basics Dumbass. A cute dumbass But a dumbass nonetheless
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
venomousbirds
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
mjnstag
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
wha
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
venomousbird SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
fuck did it get removed
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
wha
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
OH YEAH
wha
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
venomousbird SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush) Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre. NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME MAN1 Think it's in there? MAN2 All right. Let's get it! MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
Ts | Game Master Basics Ts.
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:56 PM
Wha(t)
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:57 PM
@McTsts We should have one for every VIP member too
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:57 PM
we can make proper roles for every member on this discord
and then play a game with it
then I can claim VoidMist
and you can claim Mjnstag or whatever
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:57 PM
I claim you
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:57 PM
noting that
for future game πŸ™‚
also we need to do a cheap offbrand role games
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:57 PM
Hmmm
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:57 PM
lol
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
Yes
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
where all roles are cheap offbrand versions
Cupid but lover doesnt get added to cc
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
Oo
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
and?
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
LA but you aren't told your role and just have to request every single possible effect
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
LA?
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
Look Alike
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
LOL
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
Cursed Civilian but you aren't told when you turn into a wolf
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
Oof
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
dog but it's chosen for you and you don't know which one it is
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:58 PM
Wolf but you don't have a wolfpack
yes
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 01:59 PM
Vampire but you're already undead
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:59 PM
psychopath but you don't know your list, chef but you don't know your waiters
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:59 PM
Fortune Teller but you don't pick who you inspect
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 01:59 PM
Crowd seeker but it is an 8ball answering
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 01:59 PM
HHHHH
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 01:59 PM
that's entirely useless
it needs to keep some resemblance of useable
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:00 PM
Journalist but everyone can see your journal
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:00 PM
that's better
than journalist
lol
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:00 PM
ranger/huntress but you don't choose who you reveal/kill
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:00 PM
Ranger & Huntress but it only works if you target town
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:00 PM
Runner but you run towards wolves (edited)
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:00 PM
oracle but once again you don't choose
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
Or better yet
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
*runner but you just die
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
not choosing is getting boring πŸ˜”
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
Civilian but it is just civilian
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
Wolves run away from you
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
Macho but you're told someone who didnt attack you
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
It needs to be unique and keep some sort of functionality
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
fair
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
that's a good macho (edited)
it's sort of useableish
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
I mean, not really lol
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:01 PM
but not really
so it's perfect
it's unique, mostly useless, but still somewhat useable
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
Macho but someone else is told who attacked you (edited)
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
thonk
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
Hmmm
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
hmm
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
Mjnstag | Game Master Basics Dumbass. A cute dumbass But a dumbass nonetheless
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
I claim mjn
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
Oh
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
longcat3 worm1
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 02:02 PM
cryptidjay | Game Master Basics Okay wow they're great
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:03 PM
I claim alice
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:03 PM
I claim jay
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:03 PM
Witch but you splash random people surrounding your target
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:03 PM
Hooker but you have to choose a target but still die when you're attacked
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:04 PM
Bard but only you are told everything that's happening (edited)
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:04 PM
Everything
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:04 PM
assassin but every time you shoot someone someone else with the same alignment is told who you are
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:04 PM
Only you get storytime
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:04 PM
lol
Fortune apprentice but you die when you try to take up a new job
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:05 PM
Bartender, but everyone except the Bartender can anonymously talk in tavern
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:05 PM
damn
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:05 PM
Eh
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:05 PM
ice king but the votes you get are given to someone else
VICheap Wolves
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
what is going on here
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
Devil but the soulless keep their souls
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
Gm, but the participants vote for the commands
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
we're talking about my idea of cheap offbrand role games
πŸ™‚
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
actually want to do this this sounds cool
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
hooker but its alone
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:06 PM
It was a serious suggestion
πŸ˜›
we now have 353 role aliases πŸ˜”
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:07 PM
Damn
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:07 PM
i was busy making roles for all vip
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:07 PM
can we fastforward the game
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:07 PM
but i just need a few more
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:07 PM
everyone voted
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
wdym for all vip?
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
everyone is vip
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
and?
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
In
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
in
im on mobile
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
we make proper roles for everyone on VIP
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
so im not ending the game
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
and then we give them to people
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
yall just gotta wait
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
and then we can have GMs and Players πŸ™‚
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
Okie
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
oh ok
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
as the two teams πŸ˜„
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:08 PM
@McTsts can you do it instead? XD
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
But the story
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
be patient
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
if the Hosts tell me to
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
@Alice Howlter fiiine
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
its my game, just wait until its over
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
yes
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
Take your time, no worries
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Werewolves Bot C BOT 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
βœ… Alias Impatience set to Voidmist!
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
Damn
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
πŸ™‚
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
☹️
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 02:09 PM
in at my internship, after that i have work
so it will end at the normal time
9utc
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 02:10 PM
Impatience
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VoidMist 03-Feb-20 02:10 PM
ok sorry
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 02:13 PM
Impatience
Ah I missed offbrand brainstorming session
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:14 PM
I'm not a player on the rating sheet πŸ˜”
I'm player #64 πŸ˜„
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 02:17 PM
Almost nice
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:33 PM
I will now be the highest ranked player with 0 points in S4 πŸ™‚
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 02:42 PM
πŸ™‚
You have more points than people who 'played'
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:44 PM
I'm the 38th best player!
currently
that's really good!!
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 02:51 PM
38th with 0 points?
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McTsts 03-Feb-20 02:54 PM
no
In total
dead losers still get pity points πŸ™‚
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 03:15 PM
πŸ‘Œ
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:38 PM
Which is why I won't die
I'll just run away from the lynch before the castle explodes
then you're all dead and I'm back at my own castle with my own cats
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:39 PM
The castle is going to explode?
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:39 PM
why are you still in the cat room
how are we talking to eachother while in another room
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:40 PM
Because im standing in between both rooms making sure no cats go into the cat room
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:41 PM
I see Cäthør is already in there
i think he's a cat
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:42 PM
I need him in there, for we are planning things
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:42 PM
πŸ€”
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 07:42 PM
Suspicious.
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:42 PM
very
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:42 PM
dont tell the fridge. It will strengthen its defences
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:43 PM
they're 'planning' things and meanwhile I'm getting lynched for reason that I did NOT kill anyone
can you believe it?
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:43 PM
Yes
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:43 PM
what kind of psychopaths are you
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:43 PM
The kind I am
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:43 PM
I'm literally the last sane person left
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:44 PM
Could be, that is why we need cats. To not go insane as often.
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:46 PM
well you need some more cats then
stop lynching me!
I'm your king
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:46 PM
Yes! More cats :)
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 07:51 PM
Cats.
longcat1 longcat2 longcat3
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:52 PM
longcat1 longcat2 longcat3
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:52 PM
I approve
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 07:52 PM
longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat1 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 longcat3 (edited)
I can make them dance
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 07:53 PM
DO IT.
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 07:53 PM
Yes
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BartTheBart 03-Feb-20 08:07 PM
The king gives me vibes of someone who has killed many a foe
I would be carefull around him
he might be colluding with the frigde
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 08:11 PM
The ... frigde
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 08:11 PM
Ah yes, the elder brother
we must not awake that giant, for we will most certainly lose
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 08:12 PM
Well yes I killed some people with the gun i had
those 'people' were wolves
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 08:53 PM
Lol did dennis ever say why void isnt confirmed
Guys I have to be honest with you
I'm not actually a cat person
I'm more of a dog man myself
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Alice Howlter 03-Feb-20 08:54 PM
gasp
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 08:54 PM
shock
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 08:54 PM
Please don't let mecha cat have his way with me πŸ˜”
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Dennis 03-Feb-20 09:14 PM
Lynch the cat hater!
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 09:45 PM
u guys ready for an early night end
day end
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 09:45 PM
i am ready
opens wine bottle on us surviving
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PsychoBelp 03-Feb-20 09:52 PM
poggers
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SpikedJackson 03-Feb-20 09:53 PM
Well that was a good game for town
I feel bad for Jay
We should've just stuck with our reads and got chopper/ts first
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BartTheBart 03-Feb-20 09:58 PM
@Lord of Galaxy is fleeing
he must be too scared that I shall slay him
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cryptidjay 03-Feb-20 09:59 PM
I wouldn't underestimate him.
You saw what he did to my body.
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BartTheBart 03-Feb-20 10:06 PM
He stole your thumbs!?
do not worry. I dont have thumbs to be stolen anyway
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Mjnstag 03-Feb-20 10:22 PM
good
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Lord of Galaxy 04-Feb-20 06:05 AM
Galactic Cat was no longer in the castle, and obviously didn't hear @BartTheBart's snide comment... Although if he had, @BartTheBart wouldn't look so brave anymore
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BartTheBart 04-Feb-20 08:13 AM
See, no response. He isn't so omnipresent after all
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