Queerwolves Revamped - mcdonalds-drive-thru

@Darwin's fox has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 2 @Darwin's fox @Gray Wolf

Could I get uhhhhhhhhh

20:01

NuMbEr FiVe

20:01

BuRgEr KiNg FoOt LeTtUcE

Gray Wolf

NuMbEr FiVe

Is that a, I'm devil and I wanna team with you cause undead are taking over town?

?

20:02

I'm just joking around cause you called the cc mcdonalds drive thru

20:02

Is this an admission that you're undead??

So you do not want an order of I'm devil and I wanna work with you to beat the undead army

Gray Wolf

Is this an admission that you're undead??

No quite the opposite

So are you the devil?

No

Cause that's the opposite

Gray Wolf

So are you the devil?

R u devil

20:04

Is what I'm looking for

Depends on what you want to do tonight Mr Wolf

20:04

I assume

Yeah

Gray Wolf

Depends on what you want to do tonight Mr Wolf

Work with the devil hopefully

20:06

But idk if I'm looking in the right place

Oh damn I didn't think you would out yourself as wolf

I think tt knows

They do

If not well

Phantom checked you last night via wager

20:07

I was planning to wager you tonight regardless

20:07

Mr howling wolf

20:08

Phantom is assistant if that helps you at all

20:08

But the game doesn't end even if you get rid of all of town

20:08

How bad is the wolf situation?

I must consult and interpret

20:09

And I'll get back to you

Darwin's fox

I must consult and interpret

Can I ask you what ur n2 wager was?

Luffy was the night 2 wager

20:30

Otherwise I would've soul killed him by now

Gray Wolf

Luffy was the night 2 wager

Did luffy target anyone n2 for a kill?

No

Gray Wolf

No

2 wolves

20:43

Very rare chance of there being a third packless

20:43

So yeah

20:43

Chopped cheddar

Oh damn that's bad

20:44

I assume you'll kill someone tonight with the wager?

Alive Players | Total: 9

- matstress (@Maned Wolf)

- gh0st_5had0w (@Gray Wolf) yeen

- kalimoor (@Coyote)

- hendawy361 (@Hoary Fox)

- captainluffy (@Cape Fox)

- hottestpotato1 (@Dhole)

- char._.coal (@Culpeo)

- phantomtomicbomb (@Fennec Fox)

- derpsnorlaxbutbetter (@Darwin's fox) (edited)

Gray Wolf

I assume you'll kill someone tonight with the wager?

Yes

Darwin's fox

Chopped cheddar

Some might say We're recreationally laminated. We're spiritually pressure washed. We're federally pureed. We're ethically sourced and completely finished. We're artisanally ruined. We're locally grown and nationally doomed. We're premium-grade mulch. We're farm-to-table finished. We're gluten-free and absolutely cooked. We're hand-crafted collateral damage. We're sustainably harvested. We're certified pre-owned disaster.

20:50

We're a rental canoe taking on water in a lake named after a shipwreck. We're a gas station hot dog approaching its third presidential administration. We're a PowerPoint presentation that opens to "missing fonts detected." We're a substitute teacher wheeling in the TV cart on the day of a surprise inspection. We're a shopping cart with one square wheel trying to cross a gravel parking lot. We're the last Pringle in a can that's been used as a tennis ball container. We're an inflatable pool flamingo drifting toward a hydroelectric dam. We're a group project submitted as a screenshot of the instructions. We're a smoke detector chirping in a house that's already on fire. We're a candle store during a controlled demolition. We're a piñata at a bachelor party attended exclusively by former professional boxers. We're a USB stick being inserted correctly on the third try into a laptop that's out of battery. We're a pirate ship navigating with directions printed from a broken printer. We're a wedding cake in the passenger seat of a learner driver's car. We're a penguin carrying groceries across black ice. We're a paper straw halfway through a large milkshake and losing the will to live. We're a folding table hearing the words "one more person can sit here." We're a scarecrow getting audited for agricultural fraud. We're a single windshield wiper trying to survive a category-five hurricane. We're a mattress tied to the roof of a sedan doing 120 on the highway.

wuh?

We're cooked

Some of those are so good XD

I'm adding my better half

20:57

You must welcome him with regality

Added @Coyote to the CC!

20:58

yes unfortunately i was the lead tt all along ahaaa yeendolla yeenblast

20:58

Im joking of course

20:58

Hi ghost

4 big donuts or 8 small donuts

4 big donurs

20:58

I would like to preamble

20:58

That

20:59

Derp is a uhh

20:59

Uhhh

I'm more of a 8 small donuts type of guy

1

Huntress claim

Darwin's fox

I'm more of a 8 small donuts type of guy

Dementia

Don't backread this chat

Coyote

Huntress claim

And his ctc is dead so like

I was very brutal

20:59

With the way I talked abt u

@Gray Wolf say hellu to me

Heinous even

Wager meeeee

Bruh derp is the huntress claim?? QwQ

Gray Wolf

Bruh derp is the huntress claim?? QwQ

yea

21:00

i mean

21:00

we know he was outed scum

21:00

Ever since uh

21:00

They lynched his ctc

21:00

so

Holy crap you guys are grass fed burnt

Gray Wolf

Holy crap you guys are grass fed burnt

cro

21:01

Yeah

21:01

So

21:01

If you die in this snipe

21:01

We also

21:01

Kind of

Ok ok I wager you

Die

Today is my friend Pompei's birthday and he wants birthday wishes from specifically kalthedragon and ghost

21:01

Can u both wish him happy birthday

kalthedragon

It kinda sucks cause no one wants to use my wagers

Thats a name i hadn't heard of in ages

Gray Wolf

It kinda sucks cause no one wants to use my wagers

bro i already rationalized you have 3 souls rn

21:01

which is good

Happy birthday Pompei! Lets make this an explosive one

bc if you didnt you would be dead

Gray Wolf

Happy birthday Pompei! Lets make this an explosive one

Thanks

2

dementia

21:02

ok so

What's the difference between me wagering you and derp though

(edited)

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ok so guh

Gray Wolf

What's the difference between me wagering you and derp though

I want it

Gray Wolf

What's the difference between me wagering you and derp though

I'm more likely to kill myself

I havent been wagered in ages

Darwin's fox

I'm more likely to kill myself

2

21:03

Speechless

Also who tf renamed the server

oh yeah

21:03

I assume jay did that

21:03

After we had say werewolf gex in wolfpack

I tried to f*ck kal

im too alpha for him

Keep that between you

I was happy not knowing

LMAOOOO

21:04

ok so

21:04

Thing is

21:04

I think

Therefore you are

21:05

Yes yes

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We have just enough votes to tie if you Splurge all your souls...............

That's insane

yes

21:05

i know

21:05

it is

21:05

Thats why

21:05

I wanted to be here

No??

To negotiate

The vote isn't even on either of you

Gray Wolf

No??

If you dont and ur sniped

21:05

theres no saving you

*If

Gray Wolf

The vote isn't even on either of you

vro if what you say is true

21:05

town knows

21:06

more than anyone

21:06

that ur close to winning

21:06

and ur gonna wager a wolf

21:06

bc of the invest result

21:06

Why do you think

21:06

Votes are so slow

Ghost... Kal is being the good cop but, you don't wanna see the bad cop cum out of me

2

If I need to snipe, I will do it later

Darwin's fox

Ghost... Kal is being the good cop but, you don't wanna see the bad cop cum out of me

thats crazy work bro

1

Gray Wolf

If I need to snipe, I will do it later

you cant do immediate actions 1m before phasechange

Derp I didn't know you were freaky like that

Your opponent is luffy

21:07

luffy knows this

21:07

So you have to shoot blind regardless

Information this game has gone to buy milk and left me at home

If you are caught with your pants down you cant soulsnipe

21:07

And we us as wolves fucking die

21:08

right i didnt tell you

21:08

Im coroner claim

Gray Wolf

Derp I didn't know you were freaky like that

Yeah my friend recently taught me abt sex and I'm addicted

And hendy out of the blue pings me

21:08

Asking me what i think

I mostly want to know how many vamps are alive still

Its almost like everyone but us is tt bro

Gray Wolf

I mostly want to know how many vamps are alive still

Zero is a possibility

21:08

Because

21:08

Yuki

21:08

Light

21:08

Ocean

21:09

yeah u killed ocean (wolf) why would u kill ocean if not to fuck w/ us smh

Coyote

Light

Back on point, these people died

21:09

Yuki specifically was a very telegraphed death

Can wolf get marked and made undead

Yes

And just out all wolf

Yes

That's

21:09

Funny

lmao

21:10

So yeah

21:10

Im imploring you

21:10

Out of the goodness of your heart To pls not mess up the game for both of us

I just realised eating butter scotch icecream to Karl's messages isn't making very good use of the icecream so imma leave and watch something

what is that even supposed to mean

I don't think you're playing good cop bad cop very well

Ur karl now

😭 🙏

Gray Wolf

I don't think you're playing good cop bad cop very well

You think

21:11

im crine

21:11

so

21:11

heres my plan

21:11

we just place our 3 votes

21:12

Assuming soul splurge, it should tie, in all polls (we dont want mayor either)

Coyote

Assuming soul splurge, it should tie, in all polls (we dont want mayor either)

Yeah but I'm eating rn

whar

21:13

whar does that have to do w/ any of this

21:13

so yeah consider

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Me when

21:14

Me when

21:14

Me

21:14

When

21:14

4 small donuts

4 big donuts solo

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The gif loses it purpose

ok xlosing statement

If it takes this long

21:15

To show up

How can I guarantee that you'll use the wager tonight?

21:17

I can't

@Gray Wolf even if we "betray" (during night w/ kill) we still need your vote or we instantaneously lose (i.e we go ahead and kill you instead of doing anything w/ wager). you can keep the gained soul at night as protection if you want

21:17

hdhsjf

Can we kill ghost using the wager

no

lmaoooo

Awwww

1

21:18

That sucks

You do realize if he dies we die

21:18

Right

Yeah I'm I'm just scaring him

21:18

Bad cop

21:18

Yk

1

21:18

I dont think thats how negotiations work....

Gray Wolf

How can I guarantee that you'll use the wager tonight?

yeah my paragraph should prove it

21:19

We still need your vote so

21:19

Wdyt

Gray Wolf

How can I guarantee that you'll use the wager tonight?

You can give it to me and I assure you I won't skip out on an opportunity to kill hendawy

1

21:19

Even if it's detrimental for us

LMAO

21:19

nono

21:19

Me

21:19

I

21:19

I wager want...

21:20

ight

21:20

Also

21:20

The guy being lynched is my ctc

21:20

Well "lynched"

21:20

😂

Coyote

The guy being lynched is my ctc

Damn

21:20

That sucks

theyre not actually lynching him

21:20

1 vote and it's only from luffy

21:20

You cant get faker than that

Trypanosoma

Whar is that

Not sure

1

21:22

If we lose

21:22

Who do we blame btw

uhh

21:22

Good questiom actually

Donald trump

1

ai

Darwin's fox

Donald trump

That or s6 ep4 of desperate housewives

1

so

21:23

what do you think ghost

21:23

of well

21:23

plan

21:24

pings @Gray Wolf

21:25

Wewewe

I'll do it if you tell me every pack member

Gray Wolf

I'll do it if you tell me every pack member

Me kalimoor vanilla wolf

21:25

Derp howling wolf

21:25

yea nobody else

21:26

you killed ocean nub

Welp

Are we not telling him abt the secret member

Guess it's not happening

Darwin's fox

Are we not telling him abt the secret member

shhhhhh

21:26

not the secret member

Darwin's fox

Are we not telling him abt the secret member

That's what I call my c*ck

21:27

i think we

21:27

had fifered things in mind

Gray Wolf

Guess it's not happening

im not the one on deathrow rn ghost

21:27

aka 1 vote on supposed confirmed scum

You pretty much are

when town would know more than anyone that devil is the current threat

21:27

why would they skip derp for lynch lmaoaiaiaoaiao

Gray Wolf

You pretty much are

21:28

Us

Coyote

why would they skip derp for lynch lmaoaiaiaoaiao

Why did u suddenly transition into old mcdonalds at the end there

Darwin's fox

Why did u suddenly transition into old mcdonalds at the end there

Yes my pronouns are fast/food ig

Alright, so

21:31

I think since we've reached an impasse

21:32

What I'll say is

So

Ghost

What is an impasse

Just keep an eye out

21:32

And try not to get sniped

21:32

Near phase end

21:32

If it does happen

skull

And as long as u ensure that

21:32

We're gucci

thing is

21:32

luffy is head tt

21:32

luffy is luffy

21:33

he knows about the 1m thingy

Ah

21:33

Nvm kal is

21:33

Super smart

21:33

Don't listen to me

Yayyyy

Idk what in sayin

No ure smart too

21:33

So

21:33

Final ping

No I'm trying smart cop dumb cop approach

1

@Gray Wolf what doin

Darwin's fox

No I'm trying smart cop dumb cop approach

i have never heard about this one

Straight cop gay cop

Neither that one

21:36

I know i am liarsmaxxer but you gotta trust me here, it's in our best interest that you do not die

21:36

But ultimately, it is up to you

21:36

Also plas wager me

21:36

Anyways off for now ping me for qs

21:37

If tou want i can suggest who we tie the vote on aswell baiii

I want to tie on Dhole

'Kay

In case luffy doesn't action in time

Ok agreed

I disagree

What

21:45

Why

Agreeing cop disagreeing cop

bro is making stuff up atp

Dumb and dumber except derp is playing both

1

So like

21:46

What's the plan

21:46

Can someone explain in

21:46

Understandable

cro

Words to me

we vote dhole

Coyote

cro

Thats about it

21:46

The rest is ghosy

Coyote

we vote dhole

When

Good q

21:47

im

21:47

Hesistant

21:47

@Gray Wolf when do we exavtly enact this

The thing is its 1:15 rn and I have to wake up at 7

You can be the very last vote if you want

So I have to eep

Darwin's fox

The thing is its 1:15 rn and I have to wake up at 7

well

21:47

NO EEP

Don't have to be

only

21:47

WWR

Coyote

WWR

Ok

We can action now

ok

21:47

Les do it

21:48

Who mayor

21:48

Also

Well ofc me mayor

Zamn

21:48

Ok

Zamny

Gray Wolf

2 big donuts

21:49

Or 4 small donuts

21:49

?

Is that some kind of innuendo that I don't know of

Yew done

21:52

o7

Gray Wolf

Is that some kind of innuendo that I don't know of

No

I'm actioning now

It's just donits

Okaeae

Crazy

1

21:57

Wait we genuinely don't have 3 ppl btw

1

21:57

Just us 2

1

21:57

If ur planning on doing a funny

1

21:57

And popping one of us

1

:3

bass was our 4th pack If it wasnt Obvious

I'm sad that I can't launch farm merge valley in this channel

Yuki was our fox and that's why we know she wasnt vamp and why her death was odd asf

And you guys never found packless??

21:58

Yowch

21:58

That really sucks

Gray Wolf

And you guys never found packless??

We just assume our recluse is dead

21:58

Cuz bass didnt get cced by anyone

Cus basscy pub claimed wolf

21:58

And got no bitches

2

I'm launching farm merge valley in ghost's dms

1

XD

21:59

Finally

21:59

Some action

Bro is rizzing up satan

Be careful @Gray Wolf 4 votes is still plenty-o to outvote us So pls dont get sniped

22:12

moreso in regards to uhh Thicksthacksthinkthonk

22:12

I forgor what about

22:15

but yea pls

Coyote

I forgor what about

Luffy was speaking in townsquare then stopped typing, to then say the most soggy sock of statements about dhole

22:16

Esp since he hasnt made me tt despite this, which shows this is probably a stunt of his part

Fucking so hard with luffy rn @Gray Wolf

22:36

Dw

22:36

Also pertains @Darwin's fox

lmaooo??

Also I assume phan is talking to ya

22:39

Coz he mentioned "working with devil"

Oh yeah

22:40

He accused me and I of course denied

Phan told me that he was working with me

2

this is too fucking funny

22:48

Also do not worry we are still 2 wolves

1

22:48

If you need the papers is

lmao if it was 3 wolves your tone would be very different

If it was 3 wolves

22:49

We wud be

22:49

Feastin

Gray Wolf

lmao if it was 3 wolves your tone would be very different

Actually fair enough

fr fr

Gray Wolf

fr fr

MAT WAS FUCKING LURKING

22:54

I KNEW ITTT

22:54

they were tryna snipe you

22:54

i clocked it

22:55

@Darwin's fox i fuckin clocked it

22:55

CLOCCKKKKKK

22:55

ok

22:55

So this vote ties

22:56

And we survive this

22:56

My good lord

22:58

If you get cced it should confirm my worried that you were going to be sniped btw

22:59

Wait up

22:59

Wait up

22:59

Mayor vote = tie

22:59

Plas

23:00

you betrayed.

23:00

you shall lose

You're joking QwQ

23:00

So uhh

I'm confused

23:01

What just happened

You wanna kill luffy?

So uh

23:02

Well

23:02

What do u want from me

23:02

Now

23:02

I'd still rather you win

23:03

I doubt as a lone wolf I can do much

I fucked up on choosing you to be wagered

23:04

I had three bot responses asking for kills and I replied to one of those instead of the one I was supposed to

23:04

We tie 2 for 2 tomorrow if you kill luffy tonight

23:04

Otherwise town has a voting advantage over us regardless of who you choose to kill

Gray Wolf

I had three bot responses asking for kills and I replied to one of those instead of the one I was supposed to

Sure

23:06

The misclick doesn't mean u gave wager to town tho right

Yeah

Otherwise they'll just prot luffy

No one got wager tonight

23:06

I screwed myself over by changing last minute

Can we make a grave for kal

23:06

Despite u having

23:06

Murdered him

Yeah

Ok

23:07

Here lies Kalthedragon.. 2003-2026 Amen

23:09

Wait if I kill luffy

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And just team up with town against u tmr

Yes

Don't I win

Yeah

So we're basically just gonna have to get town to

23:09

Vote each other

23:09

So town decides who wins tmr

lol luffy already knows that you're wolf

23:10

I'm sure he's told everyone else

Oh wait that's why u didn't wager

No, I seriously fucked up

23:10

:D

So we take this to tmr

23:11

Town is gonna vote out wolf

23:11

Not devil

23:11

Cus devil has no souls left

23:11

And then if they vote me out

Doesn't matter who town votes out cause they need both of us gone

Doesn't that mean since ur souless

Oh wait no they vote you out yeah

U can do anything until next day

Yeah

When they vote u again?

No?

So town can win in that manner

I can't win with town

23:12

I won't ever vote with town regardless of what happens tonight

23:12

Soulless or devil

23:12

Luffy is the only soulless person right now

Theoretically if I die on tmrs voting

And I'm asking you to kill him cause town will have a voting advantage tomorrow

U lose too yes?

23:12

Cus town just doesn't accept ur wagers

Yes

23:13

Yes

And they vote u out eventually

Yes

So ig they're gonna hit me first for that reason and ur gonna want me alive for that so we r forced to work together then

Yes

23:13

And also yes

What happens after we tie the vote the next day with luffy dead

2 town 1 wolf 1 devil

23:14

You get guaranteed kill at night

I see how this is gonna go down

23:14

Alright

23:14

Fine

23:14

I'll let you have it

Wuh you sure?

23:15

I can literally go through every situation for you right now

I think Im more so just gonna let the game run now

23:15

I don't wanna overthink it

23:15

I'll think abt what comes next tmr

Ok

After I see what happens tonight

Please kill luffy

Yea it's the only option

23:16

For either of us to win

23:16

I'd just be gt-ing to town

23:16

If I didnt

Yeah

So

21:14

Who do u want dead

Either is fine tbh

I have to eep

21:22

Preferably soon

21:22

So u can make the pick

21:22

Or if not

21:22

I'll vote one of the two

21:22

And go to bed

21:22

If u dont choose by then

You can pick one and I'll follow

21:27

Do you mind voting me for mayor?

21:27

I dunno why Dhole is voting on the mayor poll

Gray Wolf

Do you mind voting me for mayor?

I don't think I can stop it but I'm not gonna help it happen atleast

21:28

After all we r just working together out of necessity

Sure

Welp, are you gonna kill the townsfolk?

23:03

Wait

23:03

You wanted me dead

Not rly I saw the vote switch over to me

23:04

So

23:04

I just tied

On me??

I got pinged by mat that something was going down

That wasn't a tie

So I went over to voting

23:04

And saw stuff changing

23:04

So I just picked whoever else had most votes

23:04

And since mat was on u I joined in

Mat was trying to snipe potato

I thought they were in the same team lol

23:05

R they not

They are

23:05

I've no idea why mat would do that

Heya, you're gonna kill a townsfolk tonight right?

03:18

You can't outvote the other two townsfolk tomorrow if you kill me tonight

Gray Wolf

Heya, you're gonna kill a townsfolk tonight right?

That is the plan

Cool cool

Love how the most threatening thing to ur game rn is be being stupid and making a play that makes us both lose