Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me @Vigilante .
Who?
Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a masked role. And I know, of course, that you can see that. I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
They must have surmised that only a Wolf so Corrupt so as to say nary a word in the whisperings of a target would also be one who is well-distinguished as a coward who wears his heart on his sleeve as much as Swurtle leaks.
It is with your help dear citizen that we can fight off the dangers that encroaches upon our territory!
Purchase War Bonds and help little Timmy get back home to his family safe and sound!
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