Werewolves Revamped - story

Day 0 | The WWR Anything Agency 21st century Japanifornia's legal system is in shambles. The jury system doesn't exist, defence attorneys also have to do the work of the prosecutor, detective and forensic scientist, and there's a parrot on the courtroom stand. Which is why we have opened a new law office! Led by the best and only German prosecutor in the country, @Franziska von Karma, and big titty lawyer extraordinaire @Mia Fey's Ghost, we surely will break through this horrendous legal system into a new age of law! Now we just need our first case... @Participant

Night 1 | big ti- news! Shocking news: Big Titty Lawyer @Mia Fey's Ghost found dead in office due to blunt force trauma! What a foolish fool, but whoever murdered her must be even more foolish. How dare you murder tits, I mean, great and respected defense attorney @Mia Fey's Ghost. I will prosecute this fool to jail! Worst of all, now there's noone to take care of Charley. We must find some fool to take care of her. @Participant (edited)

Note: The Charley poll has no influence on the game itself

Day 1 | Big Titty Lawyer Rises Again With the help of my ghost-summoning sister, @Maya Fey, I can still talk to all of you! First of all, thank you to @Valant Gramarye for volunteering to take care of my dear Charley. Palm lilies require very specific care so I hope you're ready for that. As if my murder wasn't enough, @Furio Tigre was found dead with a gun in his hand and the body of @skrundead lying next to him. Seems like a clear cut murder-suicide, but if I know the Japanifornian legal system, this will turn into a 3 day long affair inevitably resulting in neither of them being the real killer. Have fun in court! TL;DR: @Furio Tigre died. He was a huntress who killed @skrundead (who left the server but it doesn't matter because he's dead). Choose a lynch candidate and elect a @Mayor (>15). @Participant

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Night 2 | Investigation Issues After this morning's shocking events, an immediate investigation was launched. And by that I of course mean @Athena Cykes went back and forth around town talking to the same people over and over and getting no answers because @Ema Skye was too distracted eating snackoos, throwing white powder on objects to look for fingerprints while @Maya Fey made snarky comments all the time. Unfortunately they took way too long and @Simon Blackquill had already accused @Valant Gramarye as the attacker. Naturally it's guilty until proven innocent so he was immediately declared guilty since the defence didn't show up. Terrible start but maybe we can still find the real culprit. @Participant

Right I can talk here

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Hi 6 figure salary people

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@Participant make a cc and claim to me Reasoning: no one ctc-ed my huntress claim The earlier the better since I need time to sort things out

I'm confirmed huntress

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Claimmm (please)

@Lamiroir @Athena Cykes @Missile the Dog we NEED your patriotic claims tonight!!

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Phase change may be slightly late as I am experiencing the woes of the bus system.

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Day 2 | Tribulations and Trap Doors Something about the previous investigation seemed off, so the defence attorneys and their partners decided to investigate some more. Of course, this involved more aimless running around looking for people to talk to. @Kay Faraday managed to find damning evidence against @Mike Meekins, who had been using the funds from the police department to invest in Blue Badger mascot merch. However, @Kay Faraday tripped and fell down a trap door and lost all his memory. Whoops. While trying to help him out of the hole, @Athena Cykes also fell in, leaving the agency with no defence attorneys for the next case. So...guilty? TL;DR: @Kay Faraday died. He was a huntress and killed @Mike Meekins. @Athena Cykes also died. Choose 2 lynch candidates and elect a new @Mayor (>15). @Participant

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Night 3 | Adjourned? Without any defence attorney's available, the judge had no choice but to adjourn all court sessions indefinitely. Without a case to handle, everyone suddenly had a lot of free time, so they decided to watch the latest episode of the Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Werewolves Revamped. There was a collective groan of disappointment as the show suddenly stopped halfway through. Turns out @Will Powers was murdered during recording! This made @Missile the Dog so sad he ran away. @Adrian Andrews was especially upset with this, deciding to fund this new case for whatever defence attorney comes along next. With another case on our hands, we can only hope @Maya Fey channels @Mia Fey's Ghost back into existence, unless a prosecutor suddenly switches sides. Who knows, anything can happen in Japanifornia. TL;DR @Will Powers and @Missile the Dog are lynched. @Adrian Andrews is elected @Mayor (>15) @Participant

Day 3 | Cold Case Despite being the only prosecutor left, it turned out that @Simon Blackquill had actually escaped a prison sentence for murder in order to prosecute, so was unceremoniously sent back. @Shoe the Cat, now annoyed that there is no one in the court whose paperwork he can knock over, left to go find a more normal group of people to hang out with. If we ever want to get @Simon Blackquill back, we'll have to reopen this old case and prove his innocence! And also prove someone else guilty, because that is simply how the court system works. How will we do that? Not my problem! TL;DR: @Shoe the Cat and @Simon Blackquill died. Choose a @Reporter and a lynch candidate. @Participant

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Night 4 | Situations and Space Stations Since there were no more defence attorneys to wander around gathering evidence- er, to defend, elite Interpol investigator @Shi-Long Lang decided to take the reigns and investigate the cold case himself. Somehow, he not only didn't prove @Simon Blackquill innocent, but he also determined that @Clay Terran, an astronaut at the space centre where Simon committed murder, was an accomplice in the crime. Thus @Clay Terran was also sentenced to prison. TL;DR: @Clay Terran lynched, @Shi-Long Lang elected @Reporter. @Participant

Day 4 While at a rock concert, we found @Wendy Oldbag dead. We're not quite sure if she was murdered or if she just couldn't handle the music, like a Victorian child eating a sour sweet. While off investing the murder, @Ema Skye got tired of forensic science and wandered off to go eat snacks. The main singer, @Lamiroir, got stuck in the vents and we couldn't get him out. Now we need to appoint someone new to be our forensic researcher if we want to solve this case anytime soon... TL;DR: @Ema Skye, @Lamiroir and @Wendy Oldbag died. Choose a lynch and a @Guardian @Participant

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Game End | Achtung, baby! In the courtroom, everyone was turning on each other. Turns out, @Wendy Oldbag had written @Larry Butz's name on the floor in old lady lipstick. But she died instantly! How could she have written it? Was it a setup? Finally, @Phineas Filch, the new forensic investigator for the case, burst into the courtroom waving an updated autopsy report. "She didn't die instantly! She had plenty of time to write the name!" Thus everyone was satisfied and @Larry Butz was declared guilty. Great, now we need to find another token straight person for our cast. The remaining witnesses were all invited to join @Franziska von Karma's law office for their help in the case, mostly because she can't handle taking care of Charley on her own. And thus we rejoice in a new age of law. Town wins! @Participant @Dead Participant