Werewolves Revamped - event-channel

@Wandering Worker has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 1 @Wandering Worker

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Command error. No valid players, that are not part of this CC already, were provided!

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okay

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YAYYYY

discord isn't working right

~~url~~

(edited)

What does piffling me

it means im not important

trivial

I got a job! Time to live the high life

that’s like a instagram caption

Hello Mr. CEO, fire the Treasurer and hire me, I have amazing work experience

Werewolves Bot B

Click to see attachment 🖼️ (edited)

this is gonna be me after i get hired

15:00

just you wait

*if you get hired

i hit the juckport

CEO should just fire everyone again

1 trillion$

What the heck doesn't a successful job application look like

Clearly Mike Werewolf knew what he was doing

In this game

anyways im going to sleep

15:01

gn gn

Yeah how did you all not get accepted

15:02

Did you forget to list references?

Personal responsibility yada yada

Wandering Worker

I got a job! Time to live the high life

Me too but I could lose it if I perform badly

The best part about paying taxes is you get to pay whatever you want

Wandering Worker

Yeah how did you all not get accepted

Didn't get any reasons, then my position was taken

You must have intern energy

I will sue

the corps will kill you

15:07

don’t do it

15:07

they’ll send a hitman

We need to make a company channel

You can hire me for safe transport from home to work, Chrysler Industries Inc is the safest and best personal transport company. Fee for the transportation is 5 Coins

15:12

You can also sign up for our premium service for only 10 coins! The premium service includes

Champagne
40% off on your transport costs
Custom Orders

Woop woop

15:17

I'm still broke

Well, just saying, if I don't get a job, I will unionize

15:25

Mush easier to give me a job than destroy a union, just saying

There's still unpaid intern jobs available

✅ @Decently Dapper Dairyman left the CC!

Never would I have ever thought that my tournament host experience would help me in an RP event on discord

Who is

15:35

Junior game master

15:35

):<

OMG I DID IT

15:38

@Bootleg Coal Miner ARE U PROUD OF ME..

Got a job?

YES

15:39

im so happyoi

What job

Anyone looking to unionize?

15:42

Since the HR is as incompetent as usual, the WWRkers Union will protect you from the HR and incompetent managers

Im joining the union

OMG! So I'm the treasurer, and I've got the ability to invest funds with 0-25% yield, but I can't invest my own

Wandering Worker

OMG! So I'm the treasurer, and I've got the ability to invest funds with 0-25% yield, but I can't invest my own

Do 25%, no risk no fun

Sleepy Security Officer

Junior game master

that would be me sir

Mato

Do 25%, no risk no fun

Great depression is a great time for gambling

Apple Seller

that would be me sir

I need to train you

Anyone wanna invest with me though? I'll only take a small fee

Come to the tavern when ur free and ping me

@Sleepy Security Officer you're Game dev? I need a report on your spending

Wandering Worker

Anyone wanna invest with me though? I'll only take a small fee

I'll give you all my money

Mato

I'll give you all my money

I would not advise that

15:47

taxes and yadda yadda

I'll just commit tax fraud

15:48

There is no system preventing it

Wandering Worker

@Sleepy Security Officer you're Game dev? I need a report on your spending

I'm senior game master yes

15:49

I've spent around 6 token

on coffee this month

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Mato

I'll just commit tax fraud

Brilliant

And 2

on food

15:50

And 3

on business related travelling

15:50

That's all

Hey @Cranberry Bog Worker can I get your expense report?

Anyways, I'm not gonna be playing in the event game anymore, have fun

✅ @Mato left the CC!

Damn

There goes the legit CEO

Wasn't the ceo like

16:06

Cranberry?

That's why I don't buy Chrysler brand cars

Sleepy Security Officer

Cranberry?

"legit CEO" was in their profile, not actually the CEO I think

Do we interview here

16:07

Or privately

Ah okay

Gruff Gangster

Do we interview here

Here

I am a starving artist

Nvm

16:08

Privately

16:08

Sry

Lemme go steal some of tsuneo's art

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One sec

I misunderstood

16:08

What u meant

Wandering Worker

Hey @Cranberry Bog Worker can I get your expense report?

yes pizza- 30 beer- 20 condoms- free ladies- 5000 hotel room- 500 stocks- 3000

16:18

i actually do have my own irl business so idk why i wrote it like that

16:19

tell me if you need it in uhhh whatever we use

I'm gonna catagorize most of that as "miscellaneous"

Cranberry Bog Worker

i actually do have my own irl business so idk why i wrote it like that

that’s not a business and that the company that hired me forced me to create so they can avoid taxes

16:19

anyways

16:19

capitalism woo

16:19

i love it

Wandering Worker

I'm gonna catagorize most of that as "miscellaneous"

it’s for company morale!

16:20

just the pizza

16:21

the rest was for me

16:21

If it didn't raise morale, it raised something

Cranberry Bog Worker

yes pizza- 30 beer- 20 condoms- free ladies- 5000 hotel room- 500 stocks- 3000

Where can I get free condoms?

16:24

That sounds great

16:24

...

16:24

Nvm I don't wanna know

Guys, since it's 1929, we as wwr inc. should decide if we wanna do business with the weird mustache man or publicly condemn him (and then secretly do business with him)

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What

16:29

Is this a hitler joke?

Ok in the future for my internship I’m gonna ask you for help I had to rank some wwr roles by most recently used to least recently used and I got it wrong

16:40

The roles were baker, huntsman, devout villager, and town crier

God

16:40

If they asked me that stuff

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I'd be doomed

I did town crier, huntsman, devout villager, and baker and that was wrong…

wow id be a way better intern

Luffy wud be a terrible intern

id get that question right at least

(:<

Luffy would know the answer to this question

What to do in wwr

heres the solution swurtle

16:42

do whats expected of an intern, that is, menial labor tasks. and read the gamelogs in reverse

It's crier, huntsman baker devout

16:43

Just checked

I switched baker and devout fuck…

are you fired

No but if I keep fucking up I will be

16:45

Luffy did you get hired yet

Luffy

16:46

U shud challenge for ceo position

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It'd be cool

16:46

I wudnt take ur side but

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U shud do it

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Actually nvm I'm killing u tonight so it doesn't mattee

no let me girlboss gaslight gatekeep

16:47

did yall ever play blooket (edited)

16:47

bc this is lowkey giving that vibes

Cranberry Bog Worker

did yall ever play blooket (edited)

Yes

Cranberry Bog Worker

did yall ever play blooket (edited)

it’s like a kahoot spinoff but better/worse

Sleepy Security Officer

Yes

YES ITS SO GOOD

16:48

i only ever got to play it in uni

Cranberry Bog Worker

it’s like a kahoot spinoff but better/worse

Better

missed out on it for so long

16:48

not if you’re actually good and then ur points get swapped

16:48

still salty

Cranberry Bog Worker

not if you’re actually good and then ur points get swapped

Best part of the game

I have achieved a job

16:49

Yay

yippee

16:49

what r u

Art Director

sounds snobby

16:50

LMAO LIKE CEO ISNT

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i’m so funny

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i’m drunk

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on sleep deprivation

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okay gngn yall

Your the cdo

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Ceo

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Oh no

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Our company is failed

Derp asked me a question and I think I might get promoted to junior gm

Shrivelled Vegetable

Luffy did you get hired yet

i failed twice, so ur doing better than me at least

17:01

the hardest part of this event is being able to even play it

The hardest part is cleaning my mansion

17:02

I can't afford cleaners yet

whats your position

Intern

17:03

Internal bleeding

17:03

Sgm

i prob should have aimed for lower positions like that

Ur going for art?

17:04

I went for sgm

17:05

Then went for art

i went for treasurer first and then archivist

But they told me they can't change my position

17:05

Cus they don't have a replacement

17:05

I didn't realise sgm wud be low paying

I would like to apply for the position of archivist specialist. I have great experience in this field, as I am highly skilled at many relevant menial labor tasks related to this position. At my old job as a lab assistant, I had to look through countless academic papers to piece together mysteries and connect bits of info to form the whole picture. Skills:

game log restoration
player stat documentation
documenting deleted roles
spreadsheet creation and coding Thank you for your consideration, best regards

I thought it wud be pretty high

thats what got rejected

luffy failing in real time

17:06

i got hired on my first try

Ok radium enjoyer

I got hired on my second

Gold Hoarder

thats what got rejected

Fish failed like 3 times

Hmm

Sleepy Security Officer

The hardest part is cleaning my mansion

I'll clean your mansion in return for stocks

I dont have stocks

Sleepy Security Officer

Is this a hitler joke?

Obv. Ever heard how Fanta started?

Haggling Hawker

Obv. Ever heard how Fanta started?

stick

stick?

✅ Added @Hustling Huckster to the CC!

EYOO!

19:32

whats this?

19:32

event

19:32

but

event

what?

19:32

what do we use this for? should i say if i got a job or not?

I am the treasurer, I need to keep track of finances. If you are employed by us, let me know about your spendings please

another intern got promoted over me

19:34

alright yall i'm going to be cleaning the water room and the kitchen, so i hope you didnt leave anything in the fridge that cant handle being outside of it for 20 mins

Wandering Worker

I am the treasurer, I need to keep track of finances. If you are employed by us, let me know about your spendings please

i spent 3 on a calculator

Yikes, that's quite the calculator

(im the janitor btw)

✅ @Befuddled Banker left the CC!

wowwww

val told me hes not interested in the event

Mat Weaver

alright yall i'm going to be cleaning the water room and the kitchen, so i hope you didnt leave anything in the fridge that cant handle being outside of it for 20 mins

i left some personal use apples in there, don't mind them

sure. why not. well guys im gonna have headphones on now

19:37

EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I WAKE UP FEELING S-

Shrivelled Vegetable

another intern got promoted over me

if you wanna know why i failed to get promoted i got asked what two roles act uniquely with each other i said vamp and devout villager but another intern gave a better answer involving herald...

OOP

19:39

I got asked to find an error in a bot description

Lounging Longshoreman

I got asked to find an error in a bot description

Actually an L moment

19:39

Cus I haven't ever seen U do anything

i found an inconsistency in a bot description and it wasn't even what i had to do

id be so good at these tasks

but really how do i clean in werewolves.

im like one of the 5 people who fully understand every role

I did find a CRITICAL error in a role description

19:40

There was a missing comma..

19:40

The horror..

nice

Shrivelled Vegetable

if you wanna know why i failed to get promoted i got asked what two roles act uniquely with each other i said vamp and devout villager but another intern gave a better answer involving herald...

my favourite case of this is poltergeist and alcoholic

Y'all shud aim for lorelis' position

19:40

U might get it

Mat Weaver

but really how do i clean in werewolves.

vera pls

Lounging Longshoreman

I got asked to find an error in a bot description

at first i got asked to rank werewolves roles from most recently used to least recently used and i failed

Gold Hoarder

id be so good at these tasks

what job did you get

the best one

19:41

its called unemployed

lmao

and homeless

shoulda applied earlier

he tried and failed twice

yea

shoulda applied better

Well at least you have 100 tokens, maybe you can outlast us

this is just like real life, people less qualified than you get the job before you

swurtle did you use chat gpt for ur aplication

first one yes second one no

we need more jobs

19:43

for the homeless

it's the great depression brother

i am the archivist

19:44

my name is Arch I. Vist

19:45

@Haggling Hawker can you tell me how much you make?

Gold Hoarder

we need more jobs

would you like to become an intern when another one becomes available lmao

19:45

or if i get fired cuz too many swurtle moments

i guess if its the only open position

its unpaid tho

Hustling Huckster

@Haggling Hawker can you tell me how much you make?

is there not a policy against this to prevent unionisation

Gold Hoarder

i guess if its the only open position

you said you would be good at those tasks tho

ill do a good job and be promnoted

let's just say i make enough personally

Mat Weaver

is there not a policy against this to prevent unionisation

not that i know of

19:46

my boss said to ask.

Some of you assume limitations exist that don't! ghost_slight_smile

(edited)

Hustling Huckster

@Haggling Hawker can you tell me how much you make?

I do support discussing wages, I make 40 a day

20:23

wbu?

Haggling Hawker

I do support discussing wages, I make 40 a day

wait what job do you have

ooo. thats pretty good katy!

20:23

she has auto thingy

ahhh makes sense

20:23

yeah i reckon art director is probably paid similarly

Yep, I'm automation dev

im making 30 for archiving shit

i will give you one whole guess as to what job i have

manager?

WWR HR Generalist (Dead)

Some of you assume limitations exist that don't! ghost_slight_smile

(edited)

I've attempted to oust a fellow player from their position by snitching on their crimes but thou didnt do anything. You are a false god, you promise free will but we're trapped in our positions for all of eternity. I must now activate my penultimate ultimate ability! Ultimate penetration! It penetrates every player on the field! Ultimately in the penultimate the penetration penultimately kills them dealing an ultimate attack!!!!

woah! your emojis are dead too!?!?!

20:25

crazy

Radium Enjoyer

i will give you one whole guess as to what job i have

Role list developer?

im guessing CEO

20:26

jay would make a great CEO i believe

No bestie is not ceo

He's the role list guy

are you CEO?

He said so

oh

role list dev

well... then.... shit

Hustling Huckster

woah! your emojis are dead too!?!?!

no, im using normal emojis, what do you mean? ghost_thonk

i want him as my CEO

Hustling Huckster

are you CEO?

Charm is ceo

whos charm?

My speech has been brilliantly ignored.. Cast aside by event hosts for they wish not to draw attention towards the revolution... They fail to address their misdeeds...

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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)

no, im using normal emojis, what do you mean? ghost_thonk

show me another emoji!

Hustling Huckster

whos charm?

Uh new guy with the cat pfp

My penultimate ultimate penetration failed...

show me... uhhh....

️

Hustling Huckster

show me... uhhh....

️

Cranberry bog worker (edited)

or even better. show me a B.ird

Hustling Huckster

show me another emoji!

do you want me to send like every emoji or what? ghost_pensive

WWR HR Generalist (Dead)

do you want me to send like every emoji or what? ghost_pensive

dudes so dead!

am not

20:28

rude

20:28

Huck, did you perchance feel penultimate ultimately penetrated by any sort?

youre so dead that your emojis are dead.

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Rude

whats that? the whispers from a dead Ts?

20:30

look how colourful my emojis are VapeHappy

Same as mine ghost_bigthanger

uh huh...

20:30

wait.... if i copy yours...

i cant be dead im too young to die ghost_realsad

(edited)

Rude :ghost_thanger:

20:31

HA!! youre a ghost! its true!

20:31

aka dead

nooo it cannot be ghost_pensive

ghost thanger is hilarious name

20:32

sorry ts. this is like, sixth sense. at least you realized your dead before that creepy kid told you

can you eat or does it just drop through you?

i have no need to consume normal meals, only the souls of the living ghost_coal

and you said you didnt realize you were dead with lines like that.

20:34

well no need to admit to it before i am exposed ghost_gibagul

which soul tasted the best?

Haven't gotten started yet so far ghost_bigslightsmile

20:35

Soon

20:35

ah, i see. waiting for some good ol' fashioned killing. well, keep me posted on the yummy souls

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Will do

(edited)

i bet jays tastes real good

WTF WHY DO YOU WANNA EAT BESTIE

Hustling Huckster

i bet jays tastes real good

hey

Radium Enjoyer

hey

hey!

20:50

hru?

20:51

hey. can i give money to beggers?

Hello folks

22:32

what's this for?

22:38

oh @Event Host can I apply for the janitor post? and how often can you change your occupation? And does being homeless/having a shared place affect you, like being stolen from or something?

You can change job once per day, but can apply several times

22:40

Please apply in your own channel

22:40

And yes, the choices have effects

WWR HR Generalist (Dead)

And yes, the choices have effects

can I know what effects?

Aspic Enthusiast

can I know what effects?

taxes.

Aspic Enthusiast

can I know what effects?

No

WWR HR Generalist (Dead)

No

rude. We need to get rid of HR

22:53

useless people

Rude

22:53

It's true though

22:54

HR is frikkin useless most of the time

22:55

the ydon't exist to help the employees they exist to safegaurd the interets of the companies and even there they are pretty hopeless sometimes

22:55

they are as useful as a comb is to a bald man

bald men can have beards you know

22:57

theory debunked

Tax evasion

Tax invasion

@Gold Hoarder I got fired become and intern if you want to now lmao

14:03

I checked the gamelogs this time to check the roles of angel witch mad scientist and infecting wolf got infecting wolf and mad scientist mixed up cuz APPARENTLY THE MINI WOLVES GAMES PHAN HOSTED DIDNT COUNT

14:03

14:08

Or you could try for senior gm Luffy that’s also open

@Cranberry Bog Worker CEO are you dead?

17:19

uh oh

CC Owners | Total: 1 @Wandering Worker (edited)

I stole ur Job swurtle

Congrts on being employed!

well done Luffy pikadance

Gold Hoarder

I stole ur Job swurtle

Congrats

i have to work w luffy now?

18:08

spike their coffee w laxatives

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I'm going to try my best to get coal to ceo position

18:10

Coal

Attention Dead Participants can write in this CC from now on. Refrain from mentioning the WWR game here and keep it Event only! It's been going well so far!! @Participant @Dead Participant

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WWR HR Creative Manager pinned a message to this channel. 19-9-2024 18:10

Shall I murder the cat pfp guy?

Sleepy Security Officer

Shall I murder the cat pfp guy?

In canon

Sleepy Security Officer

Shall I murder the cat pfp guy?

Banned and reported.

Shit the ceo is back

18:11

Wait why do I care I’m unemployed now lmao

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I'm also unemployed swurtle

18:11

:3

18:11

Fired buddies

18:11

Uwu

Sleepy Security Officer

I'm also unemployed swurtle

did they fire you LMAO

Yes

18:14

I chose to remain sick

18:14

Cus I wanna see where it goes

18:15

So I can't go to work if I'm sick

18:15

So I'm fired

Sleepy Security Officer

Cus I wanna see where it goes

It's not gonna go anywhere

18:15

Cus it's just the common cold

18:15

But I have hopes

18:15

I mutate

Sleepy Security Officer

Shall I murder the cat pfp guy?

I feel threatened

Radium Enjoyer

did they fire you LMAO

Yes bestie

I give up on this stupid game

they fired me. ready to order a hit with all my 100 coins

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18:22

@Event Host so like have you heard of this thing called fun

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18:22

oh no I didn't mean that to actually ping sorry

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Capitalism

Mat Weaver

@Event Host so like have you heard of this thing called fun

The auto reply on my phone suggested "No".

Sleepy Security Officer

Fired buddies

So true derp

Sleepy Security Officer

Shall I murder the cat pfp guy?

i’m not gonna say anything

18:48

do as you wish

@Penniless Pickpocketer are you jr gm

Gold Hoarder

@Penniless Pickpocketer are you jr gm

She and applebees

18:49

Trust

Gold Hoarder

@Penniless Pickpocketer are you jr gm

yes !!

hey @Cranberry Bog Worker , you still CEO? Cause we gotta work on cutting expenses, company is losing money.

oooooooOOOOOOOooooooo

20:03

caaaapitalismmmmm

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20:03

ooOoOoooooo

i see the ghost of an unemployed homeless fish

20:03

in very fancy business clothes

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Piffling Fisher

oooooooOOOOOOOooooooo

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OMG!!! fish is up so early!!!

20:29

you wake up for a new job interview at our fine office?

whats your pay grade huck

@Oblivious Oil Tycoon don't come to school tomorrow

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Gold Hoarder

whats your pay grade huck

prolly something above 10

Hustling Huckster

OMG!!! fish is up so early!!!

when will people realize i wake early on tuesdays and thursdays for class

never prolly

im awake now

21:24

so something abt budget cutting okeydokey

21:25

lets write a report

ive already written my report. 2000 word report even

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21:28

also, good mourning to you

Piffling Fisher

when will people realize i wake early on tuesdays and thursdays for class

Never

guys i got rejected 3 times again

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All positions are filled also I got fired

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I have proposed a new budget that ought to open our options for hiring

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21:32

Maybe we could even take on another unpaid intern at this rate

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oh does this need to be a cohesive plan

1

21:32

lmao

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all of my applications were good enough to get accepted but not good enough to replace the old applicants

1

aww :((

1

21:33

what did u apply for

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maybe you should put more efort into your proposals

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janitor, then art director, then archivist

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Hustling Huckster

maybe you should put more efort into your proposals

ooooohh burn

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huck what job are you

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archivist is mine, youll never get that. im writing full on essays for my tasks

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huck they said yours was equal to mine

21:34

your application

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21:35

maybe you should apply again but better if you want to get out of the risk zone cause it was the only one i was equal to

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i have the ultimate job security in this company i feel

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yes, but i got my foot in the door and then excelled at the tasks

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21:35

did a powerpoint also

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WHAT IS WITH THE BROOMS

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we're being cleaned

1

oil tycoon

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the janitor in question:

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Oh they're janitor

21:35

That's excellent

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i assume

1

gotta clean everything that they covered in oil

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Wandering Worker

WHAT IS WITH THE BROOMS

You are Dirty

i like ducks

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can you clean me senor janitor?

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21:36

thanks

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Apple Seller

i like ducks

me too :))

21:42

elle's amazing report on "cutting" the budget to save our finances Okay stockholders- so there is a little bit of an issue at the moment- not that its my fault but more like it s a fault of everyone else. you see everyone is a bit too broke and therefore we're not raking in as much as i'd like to. So i will propose three solutions to reduce this cost. step 1. eliminate unnecessary costs free coffee pods - gone. we dont need anything less than the best and if the coffee pods that were previously placed there by the treasurer are not artisanal, hand picked from the himilayas, we dont need them. free office supplies- who are we? toddlers? we get paid wages we will buy our own paperclips from here on out. not to worry though guys- ofc we are keeping the free pizza - although now this incentive will be every month This step alone is guaranteed to save us 3 million dollars step 2. streamlining talent we need to cut out the underperformers, the overstaffed departments, the people who are sitting and doing nothing. ofc we will be keeping the super hot assistants though. we can recommend the people who dont fit our needs for other jobs, like professional yappers, or fireboy watergirl players- we dont need seven people to do the job of two saved: at least a million dollars right there (plus company morale by keeping the super hot assistants which is a non sequitur if u arent reading my second app to be ceo) and finally: step 3. we can cut our marketing budget there is no need to have one as nowadays ( i know its the recession but please?) social media is the new rage. I can post once on social media and it is guaranteed our brand will explode. I can make our brand go viral by simply existing. furthermore, we dont need the traditional ads anymore. its time to. be more progressive. guerilla marketing. alcohol for babies. something this outrageously clever couldve only be thunk up by me. this will save us millions i'm sure we'll overcome this -who wants free pizza? (edited)

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too short

21:43

and you forgot the powerpoint

i have no need for such gimmicks

21:45

sobbing where the heck is my channel

21:45

being dead is messy

Hustling Huckster

and you forgot the powerpoint

Do you even have a job at the company lmao

of course i do

21:48

i would die for this company

What’s your role

why did i think this guy was our treasurer

21:49

idk who it is

i started praying to HR and they responded btw

Cranberry Bog Worker

why did i think this guy was our treasurer

Bobloy is treasurer

so i think they may or may not be religious figures

21:53

they told me i was meant for greater things when i was rejected for janitor but then i got rejected for the other jobs so...

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Shrivelled Vegetable

What’s your role

archivist

fox?!?!!

maybe

21:54

people do call me a fox around the office

1

21:55

which ive considered taking to HR, however, it all seems like harmless compliments. so ill let it slide

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Hustling Huckster

maybe

mr fish

a different mr fish

it isnt though

22:08

thats literally me

22:08

????!!!

its a different one

but it isnt

your name is popular among the youths

i dont think it is

its popular

ive only met 1 other mr fish and i added them on steam like 3 years ago but theyve changed usernames since then

this mr fish is a whale

22:09

its a misnomer

22:09

but hey ho

are you calling me FAT??? (edited)

22:09

im calling you a fish, and them a whale

oh ok

22:09

thats still a bit rude to them...

they identify as a whale

22:10

im respecting their wishes

22:10

who am i to say why its rude or not if they believe with all their heart that they are a whale

but theyre still named fishy...

22:10

just not mr fish

huh? no

22:11

its mr fish

22:11

where did you get fishy from?

i have them added on steam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22:11

and discord

thats a different fish

22:11

like i said, popular name

22:12

listen, im the archivist here. im good at keeping things in order

The Lovers

The trust and the unity that the lovers have gives each of them confidence and strength, empowering the other.

im in class right now i should stop arguing about this

22:12

but

Temperance

The Temperance tarot card suggests moderation and balance, coupled with a lot of patience.

sounds about right

patience!

22:12

the song im listening to just said patience as you pulled that up

thats funny

(radiohead - go slowly)

Justice (Inverted)

If you have been wronged, this card's appearance may bring you apprehension. On the other hand, if your actions caused pain to others, this card serves as a blessing.

lol

i still only listen to Mili really

22:13

it isnt that i dont like other bands i just really like mili

22:13

lol

ngl i solely listen to pitbull

22:13

any recommendations

a dog????

i listen to radiohead ALOT!

Piffling Fisher

a dog????

i-

22:13

do you not party

anything depressing is my type of music

please dont listen to that near toddlers cranberry

i saw this article on what you listen to reflects in your mood

more coffee. i hope they restocked the coffee in the breakroom

im interested to see the effects bc a lot of people solely listen to sad music

Hustling Huckster

anything depressing is my type of music

hey like 90% of mili songs have depressing lyrics

NO BUDGET CUT NO MORE FREE COFFEE

22:14

cough

22:14

i mean (edited)

22:14

budget reshaping

22:15

sculpted by me

22:15

with michaelangelo-esque precision

22:15

as a person tho idk how people like coffee

my application for archivist was PEAK cause i forgot to specify what job i was applying for

22:16

when it was ARCHIVIST

perfect tbh

which is the FUNNIEST job for that to happen with

archivists are always forgetting things

22:16

you'll fit right in

WHAT!!!! WHERES THE COFFEE!?!?!?!

22:16

these budget cuts are making me sleepy!

have an apple

22:17

it will wake u up more

22:17

scientifically backed

also, i havent forgot anything since 1857 when i forgot to feed my horse one day.

and you brought your own

in my application i said "remember the library of alexandria? that was me."

part of the reason i am a superior archivist

it really was peak but somehow huck was equal to me and i didnt get the job

22:18

youre EQUAL to me huck

my resume was based as hell

they only didnt accept mine because you were first

and my work has been great, respect our superiors fish, they only make good decisions.

so whats all of your favorite instruments

Hustling Huckster

i listen to radiohead ALOT!

Still find it hilarious when luffy said whose Radiohead lmao

i find it funny that you think LotR is boring

Cranberry Bog Worker

ngl i solely listen to pitbull

Listen to usher he has more shit besides dj got us fallin in love with pitbull lmao

best movie series fr

It’s not

Shrivelled Vegetable

Listen to usher he has more shit besides dj got us fallin in love with pitbull lmao

no the hey daddy trend killed it

RIP GOJO

rest in pieces

Cranberry Bog Worker

no the hey daddy trend killed it

I have a sound board of daddy’s home lmao

i saw the trend before i saw the song so its now forever ingrained

Death (Inverted)

The Inverted Death card signals a continuation of phases in your life, this may be for good or bad.

This weekend I went to the Usher movie concert was good he performed that song didn’t do the jjk visuals but still good but omg the concert was hot I was simping the entire time lmao

22:36

I want to see him in an in person concert eventually which I will lose my shit when it happens lmao

lol praying it happens for you

22:37

but as a ceo in the recession

22:37

ofc im secular

22:37

so idk what im saying

22:37

i woke up at 5am

22:37

grr

go back to sleep!

22:38

5am is ungodly

22:38

unless you woke up to show your dedication to our great company

Hustling Huckster

5am is ungodly

I need to wake up that early when I start working on Monday

gross.

22:39

you mean working for our great wwr company right?

22:39

there is no other job

22:39

only wwr corp

Hustling Huckster

you mean working for our great wwr company right?

I meant irl I got fired from wwr

yes, but this is the corp

22:41

and dont tell them that smh. put that fake mustache back on

Hustling Huckster

i find it funny that you think LotR is boring

wait who is this slanderous person

Me…

22:42

exactly. she has no taste

Shrivelled Vegetable

Me…

Not so cultered afterall

22:42

thank you sharl. at least i know you have taste

i just watched someone therapeutically run over a baby carriage in my psych class

say that again?

22:45

in more description

22:46

killing babies is therapy now?

it was a video of someone pushing a (empty) baby carriage into the street in front of the car as exposure therapy

Cranberry Bog Worker

i saw this article on what you listen to reflects in your mood

if that was true I'd be a serial killer

im a cereal destroyer

22:52

place me in front of some "just right"

cereal is mid

23:11

unless donut cereal

23:12

minus the milk

23:12

also, dont need the bowl either

23:12

maybe just make it a box

@Cranberry Bog Worker since i have shared living but idk who its shared with can we just assume im in your basement or something

23:49

you have a mansion im sure you have extra room

it’s shared but i don’t know its shared

absolutely bestie but the basement is full

23:50

try the closet

he only needs a bowl full of water

now now i’m not a monster

23:51

he can have a bowl of cereal

get a aquarium then

too

23:52

yes absolutely (edited)

23:52

only the best for bestie

fish doesnt need much. also, might be why he cant get work. has no hands to do any of the work.

23:52

also, putting all the computers in the water is also a bad idea.

23:52

for our finances.

Hustling Huckster

also, putting all the computers in the water is also a bad idea.

but how else do i cool it down

that’s so real

23:59

unrelated to anything but i had this really bad cold for like the past couple of weeks so i couldn’t smell anything and i bought this lip oil which was called “espresso martini” and i didn’t know what it smelt like but it tasted sweet but now ive regained my sense of smell and it smells like… espresso unsurprisingly and now i have the ick :((

00:00

but because i am such an enterprising ceo i have just sold it for $1 million dollars in an auction