The Sneaking Wolf will appear as a citizen to most investigative roles.
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The Sneaking Wolf is strongly disguised as citizen and will appear as citizen to most roles and powers inspecting them.
If the Sneaking Wolf loses their role, they no longer appear as citizen.
Hello WWR team,
I believe I am the perfect fit for the position of CEO because I LOVE capitalism. Stomping on those who are lesser than me, hiring fourteen year olds so I can pay them $7 an hour, buying things from amazon non stop? I do them ALL to further enforce the capitalist nature of this world. Money can only go up and I will only pay my slaves workers the bare minimum. I also have a very sad backstory, I was born to a MIDDLE CLASS family where we only had one car as our mode of transportation, and I grew my business in our family garage. I dropped out of Eton to pursue my dreams of being a CEO to my business which I have just sold to some tycoon so now I’m looking to acquire this position.
A day in my life looks like getting up at 3 to check the stock market, going to the gym, meditating, journaling, practising celibacy (not of my own volition) eating healthy, sipping green juice, people watching and making sure i’m influencing all the people around me. I have no friends only acquaintances and partners to make sure I have the most prosperous business. I look forward to hearing your response
I’ll sit where I want to sit and I’ll shit where i want to shit
Sincerely,
Elle
13:51
@Event Host
Cranberry Bog Worker
Hello WWR team,
I believe I am the perfect fit for the position of CEO because I LOVE capitalism. Stomping on those who are lesser than me, hiring fourteen year olds so I can pay them $7 an hour, buying things from amazon non stop? I do them ALL to further enforce the capitalist nature of this world. Money can only go up and I will only pay my slaves workers the bare minimum. I also have a very sad backstory, I was born to a MIDDLE CLASS family where we only had one car as our mode of transportation, and I grew my business in our family garage. I dropped out of Eton to pursue my dreams of being a CEO to my business which I have just sold to some tycoon so now I’m looking to acquire this position.
A day in my life looks like getting up at 3 to check the stock market, going to the gym, meditating, journaling, practising celibacy (not of my own volition) eating healthy, sipping green juice, people watching and making sure i’m influencing all the people around me. I have no friends only acquaintances and partners to make sure I have the most prosperous business. I look forward to hearing your response
I’ll sit where I want to sit and I’ll shit where i want to shit
Sincerely,
Elle
Congratulations! We see that there might possibly be some potential in your application and believe there are some elements that perhaps might align with the role. We're excited to see how you’ll grow with us as you bring your unique perspective to the team. As such we'd like to offer the position to you with a salary of 60
There is one problem though, your current social situation is not quite appropriate for a CEO. Please ensure your accomodations are suitable for a CEO.
Absolutely I will purchase the house to stay close to my family roots and make sure I can relate with the plebeians who purchase my products (I’m so down to earth)
the future of wwr: a presentation by elle
in the future we will be a prosperous community bringing in people from every single continent- after all who doesn’t love a good game of lying, social deduction and conversation with inbuilt mini games reminiscent of homescapes? we all see those ads doing literally anything so surely it’s the second best game ever (obviously we’re top) with all that funding right?
wwr in the future is a place where you can chill out, talk about your day, make new friends and old along the way, it is a timeless game sure to stay relevant for the years to come. i can guarantee with 100% certainty that investing in wwr stocks is the way to go so what are you waiting for? jump in the wagon today.
@Event Hostpls let me keep my job i promise i love it
Each night, the Hooker sleeps with another player. They will not be killed by attacks on them, but will be affected by those taking place at their target’s house.
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Since the Hooker is at the other player’s house and not at home, any attacks targeting the Hooker in the night will fail; however, if the person they’re sleeping over at is being attacked, then they both are attacked.
Choosing a player to sleep with is an immediate ability. From that point on, they will stay with that player for the rest of the night. The Hooker may also choose not to sleep with anybody.
The Hooker may not sleep with the same player two nights in a row.
@Cranberry Bog Worker Welcome back to your luxurious office! Yesterday, our Treasurer found a fatal flaw in our finances and we're making horrible losses! Today's task is to find a solution so we're not losing more money! Maybe you could work together with the Treasurer?
elle's amazing report on "cutting" the budget to save our finances
Okay stockholders- so there is a little bit of an issue at the moment- not that its my fault but more like it s a fault of everyone else. you see everyone is a bit too broke and therefore we're not raking in as much as i'd like to. So i will propose three solutions to reduce this cost.
step 1. eliminate unnecessary costs
free coffee pods - gone. we dont need anything less than the best and if the coffee pods that were previously placed there by the treasurer are not artisanal, hand picked from the himilayas, we dont need them.
free office supplies- who are we? toddlers? we get paid wages we will buy our own paperclips from here on out.
not to worry though guys- ofc we are keeping the free pizza - although now this incentive will be every month
This step alone is guaranteed to save us 3 million dollars
step 2. streamlining talent
we need to cut out the underperformers, the overstaffed departments, the people who are sitting and doing nothing. ofc we will be keeping the super hot assistants though. we can recommend the people who dont fit our needs for other jobs, like professional yappers, or fireboy watergirl players- we dont need seven people to do the job of two
saved: at least a million dollars right there (plus company morale by keeping the super hot assistants which is a non sequitur if u arent reading my app to be ceo)
and finally:
step 3. we can cut our marketing budget
there is no need to have one as nowadays ( i know its the recession but please?) social media is the new rage. I can post once on social media and it is guaranteed our brand will explode. I can make our brand go viral by simply existing.
furthermore, we dont need the traditional ads anymore. its time to. be more progressive. guerilla marketing. alcohol for babies. something this outrageously clever couldve only be thunk up by me.
this will save us millions
i'm sure we'll overcome this -who wants free pizza?(edited)
21:46
@Event Host
21:46
ill also be paying my taxes for today and yday idk if theres a late fee
21:46
sigh
Cranberry Bog Worker
ill also be paying my taxes for today and yday idk if theres a late fee
elle's amazing report on "cutting" the budget to save our finances
Okay stockholders- so there is a little bit of an issue at the moment- not that its my fault but more like it s a fault of everyone else. you see everyone is a bit too broke and therefore we're not raking in as much as i'd like to. So i will propose three solutions to reduce this cost.
step 1. eliminate unnecessary costs
free coffee pods - gone. we dont need anything less than the best and if the coffee pods that were previously placed there by the treasurer are not artisanal, hand picked from the himilayas, we dont need them.
free office supplies- who are we? toddlers? we get paid wages we will buy our own paperclips from here on out.
not to worry though guys- ofc we are keeping the free pizza - although now this incentive will be every month
This step alone is guaranteed to save us 3 million dollars
step 2. streamlining talent
we need to cut out the underperformers, the overstaffed departments, the people who are sitting and doing nothing. ofc we will be keeping the super hot assistants though. we can recommend the people who dont fit our needs for other jobs, like professional yappers, or fireboy watergirl players- we dont need seven people to do the job of two
saved: at least a million dollars right there (plus company morale by keeping the super hot assistants which is a non sequitur if u arent reading my app to be ceo)
and finally:
step 3. we can cut our marketing budget
there is no need to have one as nowadays ( i know its the recession but please?) social media is the new rage. I can post once on social media and it is guaranteed our brand will explode. I can make our brand go viral by simply existing.
furthermore, we dont need the traditional ads anymore. its time to. be more progressive. guerilla marketing. alcohol for babies. something this outrageously clever couldve only be thunk up by me.
this will save us millions
i'm sure we'll overcome this -who wants free pizza? (edited)
There is one problem though, your current social situation is not quite appropriate for a CEO. Please ensure your accomodations are suitable for a CEO.
