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Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-9-2024 12:05
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Hooker [Townsfolk Power]
Basics
Each night, the Hooker sleeps with another player. They will not be killed by attacks on them, but will be affected by those taking place at their target’s house.
Details
Since the Hooker is at the other player’s house and not at home, any attacks targeting the Hooker in the night will fail; however, if the person they’re sleeping over at is being attacked, then they both are attacked. Choosing a player to sleep with is an immediate ability. From that point on, they will stay with that player for the rest of the night. The Hooker may also choose not to sleep with anybody. The Hooker may not sleep with the same player two nights in a row.
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Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 12:06
How'd I get hooker two games in a row 😭
12:06
Not complaining, I love being a slut but like, damn
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Werewolves Shareholder 18-9-2024 12:32
lol
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Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 14:05
@Event Host I would like to apply for the position of automation developer at wwr inc. For a long time I've loved playing around with machines, and as I grew older, I got increasingly interested in coding, deciding to make it my career. I'm proficient as a full-stack developer, but also have extensive knowledge of java, python and data engineering and I'm still developing my skills further. When I saw the job vacancy at #event-information, I immediately decided to apply, as not only do I love coding, I also love wolves, along with the community it brings. I like to be part of a team where everyone feels more akin to a friend, rather than a mere colleague. I hope to hear soon from you. Best regards Hexa van Katy (edited)
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Haggling Hawker
@Event Host I would like to apply for the position of automation developer at wwr inc. For a long time I've loved playing around with machines, and as I grew older, I got increasingly interested in coding, deciding to make it my career. I'm proficient as a full-stack developer, but also have extensive knowledge of java, python and data engineering and I'm still developing my skills further. When I saw the job vacancy at #event-information, I immediately decided to apply, as not only do I love coding, I also love wolves, along with the community it brings. I like to be part of a team where everyone feels more akin to a friend, rather than a mere colleague. I hope to hear soon from you. Best regards Hexa van Katy (edited)
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 14:14
We see some slight potential in your application and believe there are a few elements that align with the role. We're excited to see how you’ll grow with us as you bring your unique perspective to the team. We can offer a salary of 40 TokenCub. Please also make sure that your social situation is appropriate for the position we are planning on hiring you for.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 14:31
@Haggling Hawker Today's task: Recommend a technology we should use to handle generation of information embeds to be used in our bot.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
We see some slight potential in your application and believe there are a few elements that align with the role. We're excited to see how you’ll grow with us as you bring your unique perspective to the team. We can offer a salary of 40 TokenCub. Please also make sure that your social situation is appropriate for the position we are planning on hiring you for.
Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 14:42
Thank you very much for this career opportunity. I look forward to working with the team!
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Haggling Hawker
Thank you very much for this career opportunity. I look forward to working with the team!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 14:44
Have you ensured your social situation is acceptable?
14:44
Otherwise we will have to let you go
14:44
As you are currently homeless
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Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 14:46
@Event Host My social situation is acceptable, I live in a modest, but still very nice House on the edge of lake revamped. (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 14:46
Oh, alright, that means you'll be paying 20 TokenCub daily.
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Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 14:47
Naturally. I would also like to get a basic insurance @Event Host (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 14:49
👍
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Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 14:56
@Event Host As the upstanding citizen that I am, I shall pay 4 :TokenCub:
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WWR HR Creative Manager 18-9-2024 14:57
👍
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Haggling Hawker 18-9-2024 14:58
@Event Host Is the year still 1929?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 17:30
Yes
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 18-9-2024 23:45
As you have not completed your assigned task we will have to fire you unfortunately. Your bank accounts updated balance is: 111
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 19-9-2024 00:00
@Participant You may sleep with a player!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
As you have not completed your assigned task we will have to fire you unfortunately. Your bank accounts updated balance is: 111
Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 00:06
Noo I'll work unpaid overtime @Event Host (seriously I've been busy most of afternoon/evening)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Haggling Hawker Today's task: Recommend a technology we should use to handle generation of information embeds to be used in our bot.
Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 00:10
How about this: The Embedinator! Whatever text needs to be embedded you send to the embedinator, which will then use superadvanced AI to determine the best way to embed the message. It can even make up it's own stuff if the user is too lazy to give it input (edited)
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 00:17
[Error: Message not received. We will be back when the work day begins.]
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 00:35
@Host fuck and suck @Oblivious Oil Tycoon
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Werewolf Street Journal 19-9-2024 00:35
Reasoning?
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 00:37
Semi-random, he just seems like someone who won't be attacked from the d0 talk
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Ig I can do it random if you really need me to
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Haggling Hawker
Semi-random, he just seems like someone who won't be attacked from the d0 talk
Werewolf Street Journal 19-9-2024 00:38
kitithumbsup alright locking in
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Haggling Hawker
How about this: The Embedinator! Whatever text needs to be embedded you send to the embedinator, which will then use superadvanced AI to determine the best way to embed the message. It can even make up it's own stuff if the user is too lazy to give it input (edited)
Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 12:24
Been working overtime for this genius technology @Event Host. Wouldn't want to cause delays.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 13:12
@Haggling Hawker because of your failute to complete the task before the deadline, we have decided to terminate your contract. Good news for you, though, as the application office is open again! Maybe you can even get your job back!
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 13:21
@Event Host I would like to apply for the position of automation developer at wwr inc. Since my last employment at wwr inc., I've taken courses from Douglas “Dougie” Powers, more commonly known as Dr. Evil, who taught me the way of the capitalist. I've expanded my portfolio to include C, C# and C++ and am semi-proficient in Malbolge, which as we all know is the best coding language ever. I then joined the marines in training to make sure I would never be late for anything ever. Kind regards, Hexa van Katy
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Haggling Hawker
@Event Host I would like to apply for the position of automation developer at wwr inc. Since my last employment at wwr inc., I've taken courses from Douglas “Dougie” Powers, more commonly known as Dr. Evil, who taught me the way of the capitalist. I've expanded my portfolio to include C, C# and C++ and am semi-proficient in Malbolge, which as we all know is the best coding language ever. I then joined the marines in training to make sure I would never be late for anything ever. Kind regards, Hexa van Katy
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 19-9-2024 13:24
You seem to be a decent candidate for the position. We can offer a pay of 40 token
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 13:27
That sounds good to me. I will happily return to my position @Event Host.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 19-9-2024 13:27
ghost_thumbsup
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 14:16
@Event Host Do I also need to ping to pay for my house and insurance or is that automatically deducted from my wage?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 14:17
House and insurance is taken care of.
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 14:17
Cool
14:17
I'd like to pay my taxes @Event Host
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 14:17
How much?
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 14:17
4 tokens @Event Host
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 14:17
👍
14:20
@Haggling Hawker your task for today is to recommend a technology to easily add new roles in the proper formats without having to type out everything.
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 14:43
Right away boss
14:50
@Event Host My recommendation is the formatinator! You can send a few keywords to the machine for what the role does or send a raw text file, give it some instructions for how you'd like it formatted (or choose one of the pre-made formats) and through the use of superadvanced AI, it will return a role description formatted precisely to your wants and needs. If a role has a tight deadline or it's friday and people are lazy, there's also an auto-generate option where the machine will look at the text and generate a format. (edited)
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 14:53
Amazing solution. Great work today!
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 14:58
@Event Host It's 1929. Do we support the weird mustache man?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 19-9-2024 15:01
It is indeed 1929. We have worse things to worry about, like the Great Depression.
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 15:04
Idk man, he's kinda worrying
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Haggling Hawker 19-9-2024 23:26
@Event Host I took the liberty to make the feedinator. This machine automates lunch! Saving time for workers to get and eat their lunch, letting them work more.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 19-9-2024 23:45
Congratulations on finishing your second day of work! Your bank accounts updated balance is: 112
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 20-9-2024 00:02
@Participant You may sleep with a player!
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Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 00:23
Damn, I got one token? Where did it all go to?
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I thought I'd earn 11 tokens
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 00:40
Maybe we miscalculated
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Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 02:13
Working after company time? No rest for the wicked ig
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company
@Participant You may sleep with a player!
Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 02:35
Can I sleep with everyone for fun before reset?
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 20-9-2024 02:38
LMAO
02:38
A true hooker
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Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 02:40
Of course, I can't just be a slut in theory
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