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honk

Hello before you leave. let me explain the reason i bring you all here

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i am compiling an archive for our great company

why

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no

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why

and if it isnt too much trouble, i would like to get everyones resumes to put into my archive (part of my task)

lol im not even working lol

i sent one application that was a half assed one

also, if you have any information on start dates or whatever, that would also be helpful

otherwise i did nothing

i can dig through past game stuff. but the current one i do not have access to

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lemme sum it up in a bigger message so it doesnt get lost to the carnage that is an everyone room

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ARCHIVE

Hello fellow employees, present and past. I am compiling a file to better record our workforce. it seems like our system before for dealing with resumes and terminations was flawed before, so we are working on doing a little catch up. It would be of great help if anyone still had access to their resumes and perhaps knows when they either were hired and or dismissed/ replaced please forward your resumes here and i will input them into my archive for our great HR department.

Mine were lost in the reset but tbh, I'm not that interesting

no worries, ill go through your old data

Archive deez nuts

done

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archived

oh ?

@Participant who's the archivist again?

Huck

lmao.

chuck

you didnt get that from the whole channel?

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hi, im your archivist

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I would like to apply for the position of automation developer at wwr inc. For a long time I've loved playing around with machines, and as I grew older, I got increasingly interested in coding, deciding to make it my career. I'm proficient as a full-stack developer, but also have extensive knowledge of java, python and data engineering and I'm still developing my skills further. When I saw the job vacancy at #event-information, I immediately decided to apply, as not only do I love coding, I also love wolves, along with the community it brings. I like to be part of a team where everyone feels more akin to a friend, rather than a mere colleague. I hope to hear soon from you. Best regards Hexa van Katy

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(katys first resume

Hustling Huckster

you didnt get that from the whole channel?

Do you think I read or something?

true

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that is banned in wwr afterall

That's why I became automation dev, so I'd never have to read again

did you make an automated hiring bot?

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ts has been raving non stop about it

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haunting my private channel with his yapping non stop

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just wondering if you had anything to do with his haunting me with his bot talk

Yes I did in fact do that

Hustling Huckster

did you make an automated hiring bot?

Yeah, I've just delivered the first iteration, but he suggested I speak with you to extend it's functionality to archiving as well in order to prevent documents and/or information from being lost.

yes please!!

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im doing the most pain staking job to archive all previous data.

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its very time consuming

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and the newly submitted info i dont have access to isnt being filed away

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which is not great for my archive

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all i need is simple. forward all resumes and update on job replacements to my email.

As I see it, I could simply let the AI sort all applications, though I would still need to know how you would like the applications to be sorted, after which each application is then stored digitally and printed physically. Of course if you would rather see a different way of archiving, let me know

Hustling Huckster

all i need is simple. forward all resumes and update on job replacements to my email.

I could do this in addition too

Haggling Hawker

As I see it, I could simply let the AI sort all applications, though I would still need to know how you would like the applications to be sorted, after which each application is then stored digitally and printed physically. Of course if you would rather see a different way of archiving, let me know

i have a seperate spam channel for recording all resumes in (with rejected and accepted tags). then with the accepted rate at which the employee was hired.

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so

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if that info could be sent to me, that would be great

I shall incorporate that functionality as well. I will also make it so backups of each document are stored in different locations and devices. Thanks for your time.

wonderful. thank you for the help katy.

Katy

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Don't make hucks job easier

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That's not funny

glad to see being fired lit a fire under you

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hey! listen doodle man. your job is very easy. dont make the CEO realize this!

You have no appreciation for my doodles

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60

is an ungodly amount for someone that just absent mindedly doodles all day

I am also a director though

direct deez nuts

Where to?

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sorry, im riled up at my work load. (edited)

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i appologize

Gruff Gangster

You have no appreciation for my doodles

I appreciate your noodles. What's your job again?

noodles are not allowed in the office, they make too much mess and take too much time to eat.

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efficiency drop

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wait, i dont care about mess

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we have a janitor for that

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noodles are allowed again!

Hustling Huckster

noodles are not allowed in the office, they make too much mess and take too much time to eat.

What do you mean too much time? I eat my noodles with the shell, idk what's taking you so long

yeah, youre right. messy foods are fine due to our janitor cleaning up. as long as lunches are automated, which i see in the archive, you have already implemented that.

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so our efficiency is at a maximum

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and a messy eat means youre eating fast.

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so good work

Well, I did make some tweaks for some of the more publicly facing figures in our company, where it prioritizes cleanliness over speed.

Yum noodlrd

naw, i think making a mess is fine so we can get our monies worth out of that lazy janitor

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hmm

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i wonder if you could automate a cleaning bot so we dont have to pay him anymore

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would be great for our company to not have to worry about the human factor of paying someone a bot can do itself

guys

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i really need help

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can someone show me their application that has gotten accepted

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ive been rejected 10 times

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i need something to work with

i have all your applications from the past game if that helps?

lmao

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uh

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maybe

ive archived them all

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Fish

Hello yes, I would like to apply for the job of BotDeveloper Automation Developer as I am quite skilled at the hit game known as Factorio. I currently have a run going where I have automated many things, so I am perfect for this job. I am also a good diversity hire as I do not think you have any fish people at your company. Thank you. Rejected ---------- Okay I may not be fit for the automation developer job as I have never made a bot in my life, you're right, BUT I think I would be a perfect fit for the job of token Treasurer! For one, in my aquarium I have multiple little bubbly treasure chests, filled to the BRIM with WWR tokens (they aren't real, but with your help we can make them real.) Second of all, I am very good at finding things, I can swim around in those wishing wells where people throw all their tokens to provide passive income to the company if you so wish. I do NOT let people steal from me, so I can make sure our tokens stay SAFE, do you know how it feels to be slapped by a wet fish? Not good, and THAT is how thieves will feel if they attempt anything. Thank you in advance, I hope to hear from you soon! Rejected ------------ Dear WWR Hiring Committee, I would like to apply for the position of Archivist Specialist at your company. I am very passionate about documenting and statistics, and I would love to help preserve our game logs here at WWR. I have moderate experience with excel and have started creating various spreadsheets for my own personal projects, which is a skill I would be excellent at applying to my job here. For example, I have made a spreadsheet for my BoTC games in which I have automated some graphs and percentages! Additionally, I often enjoy backreading entire games here, even after I have died, which means I will not miss a single detail as I work to log our games. I am excited to help contribute to the community, thank you for considering my application! Rejected ---------- Dear WWR Hiring Committee, I would like to apply for the position of Junior Game Master. First of all, I am very dedicated to WWR already, as I enjoy hanging out and I often have one of the higher message counts during the games. Next, I am literally a psychology major, I am perfect for this role as I will be able to use my psych knowledge to properly manipulate the players into thinking our rolelists are balanced. Also, I will cry if I don't get this job. Thank you. rejected

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Part 2

Hello yes, I was hoping I could apply for the role of Janitor at your company, as I am quite good at cleaning in general. I make a LOT of mistakes, and I am quite good at sweeping them under the rug. I am so good at cleaning in fact, that when I died and I saw a wolf I took them down with me! Sadly I have to redact that from the application if I wish to share it, but it should show I am dedicated if even in death, I clean. rejected ---------- Dear WWR HR Which May Or May Not Be A Religious Figure, I would like to apply for Art Director here at your glorious company. First and foremost, back in 9th grade I got a 98% in drawing class, which basically means I am a pro. I have made many good works of art, such as the Mona Lisa, The Starry Night, and even the legendary Fisherman role (coming 2026!). Additionally, I am very cool to look at, and often I am told I am a piece of art myself. Finally, I have never lied in my life before so I would be a very good, honest, and hardworking employee at your company. I hope to hear back from you soon, my lord. Thank you! Rejected ---------- Archivist Dear Council of WWR, Apologies if this application comes out sloppy, as I am currently also taking notes (or you could say archiving) for my psych class that starts in 20 minutes. First and foremost, my best quality when it comes to this job would be my ability to log with perfect detail. I mentioned it in my last application for this position, but I am currently learning, training, and honing the art of Excel so I can keep track of my games better, which will be perfect for this position. In fact, do you remember the Library of Alexandria? That was me. I owned that library and took care to write many books, archiving them all in perfect order and fashion before it got BURNT down which was NOT my fault, someone ELSE left the stove on. I can promise you, dear council, that if I am hired then NO game will go unlogged, and I will write down every single detail of this server in our system so nothing will ever be forgotten again. Thank you for your time, I wish to hear back from you so I can promptly archive your response for safekeeping. rejected

YAY!!

maybe that will help you as a point of reference to be able to make improvements on resumes

i can see you dont have my bomb threat application

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so idk if your job is going that well..

if it was from the current game then no i dont

oh yeah

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that WAS this game, i forgot

we are working on automating the more recent resumes to get also sent to my email so i can archive them

Experience 3 in-game days of Junior GM hosted an event (not WWR or mafia) helped in a production event Skills teamwork, leadership, adaptability, problem-solving Contributions Knowledge to roles, info about those, researching, and being messy How will I help Giving knowledge about the roles with more info. [ ORIGINALLY REJECTED - GOT HIRED DUE TO FREE SPOT BEING AVAILABLE DUE TO CLERICAL ERROR ]

i see i see

@Haggling Hawker your new bot for resumes is brilliant!!!

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you have true talent!

@Piffling Fisher All I can tell you is that you should probably make your application sound more professional rather than just a hobby you often do, as well as stating your hard skills factually and up front at the start of your application. Also some of your supposed experiences sound a bit outlandish which also doesn't do great (edited)

CONGRATS @Piffling Fisher !!!!

Haggling Hawker

@Piffling Fisher All I can tell you is that you should probably make your application sound more professional rather than just a hobby you often do, as well as stating your hard skills factually and up front at the start of your application. Also some of your supposed experiences sound a bit outlandish which also doesn't do great (edited)

what experience is outlandish???

your life

oh and for the record

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those last 3 WOULD have been accepted

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if people werent already in those jobs

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according to HR

including the bomb threat?

nono

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the last 3 that huck sent

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the bomb threat was immediately denied

Piffling Fisher

what experience is outlandish???

You owning the library of Alexandria?

Haggling Hawker

You owning the library of Alexandria?

that one actually would have gotten accepted according to HR

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if huck wasnt already hired

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so clearly it was fine...

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and its just the truth

noone can have my job.

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my job is so much work

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and only i can do it this well

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BRO!!!

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you invested 10,000 into the stonk market?!?!?

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oops

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wrong archive channel

lol

i have 6 channels called archive now

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its chaos

Lmao

Can't ever have enough redundancy

exactly

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need to confuse myself as much as possible

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its my new game

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fuck future me.

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that guy sucks

huh

?

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archivist fox

why we here

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what's this chat

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oh

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who is?

i dont see an archivist fox

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i do see an archivist

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in here

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making an archive

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of this

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for security reasons

huh?

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I'm confused.

Event chat

Hello everyone. My archive task for the day is to catch our HR dept up on what happened yesterday. Could everyone please tell me what you all did for your tasks? @Participant

Hustling Huckster

Hello everyone. My archive task for the day is to catch our HR dept up on what happened yesterday. Could everyone please tell me what you all did for your tasks? @Participant

Didn’t I already said what I did for my task to do you need a refresher

Yes please. I have a lot of summaries to archive.

im a bit busy on an org speed

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im like

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fuck

im also in it

Hustling Huckster

Hello everyone. My archive task for the day is to catch our HR dept up on what happened yesterday. Could everyone please tell me what you all did for your tasks? @Participant

tried to become OSHA

Hustling Huckster

Hello everyone. My archive task for the day is to catch our HR dept up on what happened yesterday. Could everyone please tell me what you all did for your tasks? @Participant

I worked on automating the applications and archives

brilliant!

Hustling Huckster

Hello everyone. My archive task for the day is to catch our HR dept up on what happened yesterday. Could everyone please tell me what you all did for your tasks? @Participant

sorting wwr roles by how much they're used

okie.

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thanks lore lore

imma leave because I'm jobless

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got

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andre'd

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series

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( speed )

no. ugh

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this isnt helping my archive

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@Gruff Gangster what did you do yesterday for your task?

i’m intern, i just gave code lmao

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*coffee

Hustling Huckster

no. ugh

um... i have to do an edge case...

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but i need a little bit of help

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im doing a solo team (horsemen) and a town protective

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@Gold Hoarder

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this job is for you

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and me

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!!!

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we need to do this together !!!

Hustling Huckster

@Gruff Gangster what did you do yesterday for your task?

Draw fisherman

Penniless Pickpocketer

um... i have to do an edge case...

is that yesterdays task?

Gruff Gangster

Draw fisherman

nice

Hustling Huckster

is that yesterdays task?

today

can i get yesterdays task please

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tnx

also, please everyone inform me of how many breaks you have been taking each day so i can record lost working time. thnx @Participant (edited)

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@Penniless Pickpocketer please tell me what your task was yesterday. thnx

Hustling Huckster

also, please everyone inform me of how many breaks you have been taking each day so i can record lost working time. thnx @Participant (edited)

clearly- i've been taking none

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unless

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being in a room of hot assistants counts

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then

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like two maybe three

Hustling Huckster

also, please everyone inform me of how many breaks you have been taking each day so i can record lost working time. thnx @Participant (edited)

π^99Quadrilion

the jobless are on constant breaks

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so unproductive

im dead

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broke 2 bones

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fell too ill

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if only i ended up looking like a para-athlete

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then fine

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otherwise = no

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SCREAMS AT U

Welp I’m fired I shouldn’t be in here anymore

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