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@Hustling Huckster has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 2 @Hustling Huckster @Wandering Worker

i just woke up, so gimme some time to catch up on the game a bit. then ill come and cook with you

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19:01

Today's task is to start a funding plan for the new storage system! Please work together with the Treasurer!

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Werewolves Bot B pinned a message to this channel. 20-9-2024 19:01

meh, im awake enough, game stuff is D0

19:01

funding plan for storage system....

19:02

sounds like a you job tbh

19:02

lol

Unfortunately my notes on budget were lost in the reset

19:02

So I'm scrambling a bit to reconstruct my reports

oh shit...... yeah, they deleted my archive!!!

19:02

bruh!

Some storage system if it's losing data

this is a volitile economy.

19:03

but we can rebuild. anything for this great company!

It'd be nice if the storage upgrade could include personnel data as well, such as current salary, last raise, hire day, and so on

19:04

As of now, I'm working on the old fasion file cabinet method

yes yes, i have been working on moving all files to electronic, so the search is easier.

19:05

but all physical data should be colour coordinated and alphabetized.

19:06

so for personal data, are we talking about like.... sin numbers, home addresses, bank account numbers etc.

19:07

a good business may be knowing what the workers are doing to prevent any misbehaving.

19:07

1984 was a strong year

Yes yes, all of that. Further, it may assist HR to create some sort of "scoring system" for performance

ah yes, thats something i was working on prior too. but it ended up being an automation job. eg. facial recognition software installed into the office. that paired with some AI programmed software to moniter productivity to make sure everyone is performing at their best. may help to find gaps in our productivity (edited)

You can browse the old channels here if necessary https://werewolves.me/games/S12/S12G5R/html/

okay. so. let me archive a short list of what we need to fund for.

Free

everyones personal work data
- eg. hired, raise, wage,
- this will help budgeting by knowing exactly how much money this great company is spending on our great company.
personal data
- eg. SIN numbers, home addresses, bank account numbers etc
- if there is resistance here, it may indicate they are not dedicated to their job and may show that the position could be more productive with more company loyalty.
- additionally, knowing their home address would help to be able to deliver packages to their home (IE. more work for them during their downtime for higher productivity)
## Fund worthy project
facial recognition software
- may need to involve automation dept to find out what it would take to install such software
worker tracking software
- to monitor peoples productivity around the office without having to do it the old fashioned way (watching the camera constantly)
- we would also need access to their computers through a mirrored screen sort of way. So we can investigate any non productive web browsing while at work.

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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)

You can browse the old channels here if necessary https://werewolves.me/games/S12/S12G5R/html/

WOW!!!! the dead man has a great archiving system going already!!

19:18

i see he is implemented my strategies!

Werewolves Bot B pinned a message to this channel. 20-9-2024 19:19

thing is though bobloy. the things we have listed here arent exactly a storage system. its more, uhhh... in the name of productivity.

19:21

but this could be an extracurricular that we champion

19:21

hey. bobloy. i have a quick and easy solution to how to fund the project.

19:23

if our wages were a bit lower for some select positions, we could have some extra money for the project. hmm, lemme dig through the archive to see which job seems to be under performing

19:24

CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Radium Enjoyer Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Treasurer - bobloy Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - @Apple Seller Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ?

19:29

ah, i see our CEO is doing some good work here. best to keep their wages the same.

19:30

you know what. i think we should perhaps cut the wages of the art director. they are clearly just an art student who sits at their computer all day doing doodles. hardly a necessity that governs a high rate. -$10

19:31

junior GM should be a senior intern. -$10

19:31

they are in the position so we may see if they can perform in the worker setting.

19:35

oh!. and bobloy! my archive can find how much everyone is making! automation is making $40 we need to cut that seeing as they were fired once already. so we can put them on probation for some quick money gains. bump that down to 30

19:41

CEO - 60 70 Art Director - 60 (-10 or 20) Automation Developer - 40 (-10) Role List Developer - 30 Archivist Specialist - 30 Treasurer - 30 Senior GM - 30 Junior GM - 10 (-5 or -10) Junior GM - 10 (-5 or -10) Janitor - 5 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 (edited)

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19:42

wages that i have discovered from within my archive

19:42

@Wandering Worker where should we make cuts?

another thing we could implement to further our project. so, in health fields, they have to pay an annual fee to the college to register themselves as practitioners of their specific field. this gives them a licence to practice medicine or whatever field it pertains to. my suggestion. an annual fee (effective immediately) to be registered with the WWR corporation as a licensed WWR employee. of course the fee will be withheld if we see reason for their dismissal. say, $5 from every employee. plus perhaps, a application fee. $5

20:04

(sorry for the yapping. I sometimes have too many idea.)

Getting those wages is excellent, I'll get that into my spreadsheets when I get the chance. Then I'll comment on the ideas

question. should we bring the CEO in here to propose some wage changes in addition to the registration fees and application fees?

20:08

i saw that youve worked with them in the past, so they may be more likely to see your ideas as a benefit to the company

Werewolves Bot B pinned a message to this channel. 20-9-2024 20:08

you know what. imma bring in the CEO. cuz A- im bored B- budget cuts to fund our project

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20:21

Command error. No valid players, that are not part of this CC already, were provided!

huh?

20:21

broFistKiss

✅ Added @Cranberry Bog Worker to the CC!

hello our great CEO @Cranberry Bog Worker i bring you in here to propose a few new company policies. These company policies will assure that our profits will grow! 1. I propose that a few positions get a lesser rate.

this will assure that we are making as much money as possible as a company. This may help us to reinvest into ourselves.

this may ruffle some feathers slightly, but at the end of the day, company dedication is everything. With that, if they are unhappy about the changes, it would be clear that they are not truly dedicated to the company and may be suitable for a new candidate that IS dedicated to us as a company to take their place.

2. implement a small fee for applying to a job within our company

i suggest something like $5.

This would further show that they are dedicated to working for us as they apply for a position within our ranks.

also, reading a resume is time away from doing productive work, and that in itself should be a chargeable service. Time is money afterall

3. An annual registration fee to be working for our great company.

this registration fee would give all employees a certificate supplied by the WWR corporation which would state that the employee is registered with the company and is qualified to work for us.

---------- This plan would overall, grow our profits and hopefully allow us to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity. This program would flag anyone that is not performing at their peak, and thus inform us if the position needs to be filled for someone that has more ambition and dedication. Above, i have supplied a detailed breakdown of all employees wages to show who of the employees are making the most to least. I attained this through my archives (im the archivist) and there are a few places that could use a pay cut eg.

art director, they just do doodles all day, which; yes, this does serve a purpose, but no, it does not need to be such a high rate
Automation, they have already been fired once, so i suggest putting them on probation until the time when we deem fit to increase their wage again.
Junior GM, they are a step up from intern, so with that, i recommend they making the salary of an intern as a working trail rate. However, if that is too extreme, perhaps $5 an hour as apposed to 10.

20:40

(wages are pinned in this channel)

amazing

23:18

i fully agree

23:18

i knew i only hired the best of the best

we need to crack down on slackers in this competative job market

23:18

and put more money in our own pockets

23:19

"our" being the great company.

absolutely

23:19

do u wanna read my report lol

this is capatalism after all

what r u again

Cranberry Bog Worker

do u wanna read my report lol

i already have. im the archivist.

23:19

i see all reports

wowee

Cranberry Bog Worker

i fully agree

Please let us know what steps you'd like to implement if any and we can discuss the details!

and i have your resume also

yippee

Hello WWR team, I believe I am the perfect fit for the position of CEO because I LOVE capitalism. Stomping on those who are lesser than me, hiring fourteen year olds so I can pay them $7 an hour, buying things from amazon non stop? I do them ALL to further enforce the capitalist nature of this world. Money can only go up and I will only pay my slaves workers the bare minimum. I also have a very sad backstory, I was born to a MIDDLE CLASS family where we only had one car as our mode of transportation, and I grew my business in our family garage. I dropped out of Eton to pursue my dreams of being a CEO to my business which I have just sold to some tycoon so now I’m looking to acquire this position. A day in my life looks like getting up at 3 to check the stock market, going to the gym, meditating, journaling, practising celibacy (not of my own volition) eating healthy, sipping green juice, people watching and making sure i’m influencing all the people around me. I have no friends only acquaintances and partners to make sure I have the most prosperous business. I look forward to hearing your response I’ll sit where I want to sit and I’ll shit where i want to shit Sincerely, Elle

23:20

see.

23:20

proof i am a great archivist

lol yay i thought i lost that

naw, just ask me for anything you need. i have all the files sorted thanks to my newly implemented categorization strategies

23:21

now! can we please take away the water cooler. to much chatter happening around that thing.

23:21

precious time being wasted when they should be working

ofc lets sell it

also, in town, i believe sunny offered up his children to do his job for him.

23:22

aka, oil tycoon

oh?

https://discord.com/channels/584765921332297775/1286633347459842110/1286796544003276830

23:24

thats a pretty clear declaration that he has children that we can employ.

and we can pay those rugrats less each

23:24

absolutely

EXACTLY!

23:25

also, i hope you line your pockets with the new taxes we implement. this is of course how capitalism works. rich get richer and all

23:26

i however am happy with my wage, so i will not ask for any kickback on that front

this is absolutely adorable - but i think we may be thinking too small

the five dollar application fees? i think it should cos more than a latte to get into this prestigious company- lets make it 10
second the annual registration to work here? lets make it monthly- and the certificate you mentioned? lets make them gold plated as a proof of our luxury status
third the ai software? amazing work - nothing screams dedication like an ai flagging people for undeperforming- can we even install cameras in their home to ensure that they dream of working at this company?
wage cuts? i can fully get behind this but we dont just cut their pay- we could redefine their role- for example we can offer them a competitive package after their pay cut based on performance metrics that realistically no one can meet- voila - motivated with no actual pay out

Hustling Huckster

i however am happy with my wage, so i will not ask for any kickback on that front

absolutely darling-

wow! you are truly a gifted CEO

23:33

i am nothing less than proud to be working under you in this illustrious company

and you know. i was thinking too small. you are right! big dreams have big payouts.

23:33

thus. home cameras are a must!

23:34

working for us is a state of being, not some casual natured past time that people come to get their day over with.

23:34

only the best of the best within our ranks

23:34

and so on

blobhighfive

also. another thought. we could put out a bait for people that could be problematic. offer a chance to unionize. anyone that signs the petition immediately gets a pay decrease for trying to lessen our company.

23:37

yes, some may think thats entrapment, however; those who are dedicated to us would be happy to see our company thrive as it is and trust the higher ups to do whats right.

absolutely! its Darwinism but corporate! I love it! only the strong loyal ones will survive! (edited)

let me know what our share holders think about our proposed changes. i expect great things in our future!

r u telling me to tell the event team or u lol

event team of course! youre the one that can enact these changes!

23:39

i made a suggestion to the event team a while ago and they told me that only the CEO can make such decisions.

23:39

so you are the one with the power here. i am just a loyal follower of your choices and aswell as our great leaders.

more work

23:40

but ofc i'm the ceo

hmm. perhaps i can write up the proposed changes and you can sign the document with your approval. consider me your secretary bringing it to the proper channels

hello event host here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with

Cranberry Bog Worker

this is absolutely adorable - but i think we may be thinking too small

the five dollar application fees? i think it should cos more than a latte to get into this prestigious company- lets make it 10
second the annual registration to work here? lets make it monthly- and the certificate you mentioned? lets make them gold plated as a proof of our luxury status
third the ai software? amazing work - nothing screams dedication like an ai flagging people for undeperforming- can we even install cameras in their home to ensure that they dream of working at this company?
wage cuts? i can fully get behind this but we dont just cut their pay- we could redefine their role- for example we can offer them a competitive package after their pay cut based on performance metrics that realistically no one can meet- voila - motivated with no actual pay out

here.

23:42

also, the pay decreases for the previously mentioned positions are as follows.

Hustling Huckster

CEO - 60 70 Art Director - 60 (-10 or 20) Automation Developer - 40 (-10) Role List Developer - 30 Archivist Specialist - 30 Treasurer - 30 Senior GM - 30 Junior GM - 10 (-5 or -10) Junior GM - 10 (-5 or -10) Janitor - 5 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 (edited)

here

why am i getting a pay decrease

rational art director, they just do doodles all day, which; yes, this does serve a purpose, but no, it does not need to be such a high rate Automation, they have already been fired once, so i suggest putting them on probation until the time when we deem fit to increase their wage again. Junior GM, they are a step up from intern, so with that, i recommend they making the salary of an intern as a working trail rate. However, if that is too extreme, perhaps $5 an hour as apposed to 10.

i got a raise

23:43

i make 70 now

WOOO!!!

which is a raise of 1 coin after taxes >:(

you deserve it!

stingy government

Hustling Huckster

you deserve it!

yesyes ofc i do

23:44

ur an archivist so what was my app for a raise?

oh, that communication hasnt come through on my end yet.

23:44

thats still being processed i beleive

~~i said id dance for it~~

damn! CEO win!

lol

did you propose the pay decreases?

23:52

oh, i also noticed some people making that funny sound into the desk fans. i think we should take away their fans as it is a distraction to some people.

hello @Event Host here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with firstly- a $10 application fee for people applying to jobs- after all what screams capitalism more than more money? secondly - a monthly registration for the honor to work here with a stunning gold plated certificate given out after years of service thirdly- ai software - in the future we'd like to to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity along with implementing cameras in their house because if they arent dreaming of working here- they dont deserve to be here. fourthly- we're redesigning the pay rates of our workers art director, they just do doodles all day, which; yes, this does serve a purpose, but no, it does not need to be such a high rate Automation, they have already been fired once, so i suggest putting them on probation until the time when we deem fit to increase their wage again. Junior GM, they are a step up from intern, but lets be real, glorified newbies, i recommend they making the salary of an intern as a working trail rate. However, if that is too extreme, perhaps $5 an hour as opposed to 10. Here’s the new hierarchy of value: CEO: 70 (because, of course, darling) Art Director: 60 (-10 or -20) Automation Developer: 40 (-10) Role List Developer: 30 Archivist Specialist: 30 Treasurer: 30 Senior GM: 30 Junior GM: 10 (-5 or -10) Janitor: 5 Intern: 0 (because paying interns is a luxury we don’t need) and finally- we're offering a chance to unionize. anyone bold enough to sign the petition? Immediate pay cut. Its darwinism but corporate - only the most dedicated will thrive and survive.

Unfortunately our working day ends in 2 minutes so we will be unable to process this request in its entirety. I think 1) and 2) are points we should definitely discuss again tomorrow. 3) is a long term project anyway. Unfortunately you seem to misunderstand how wages work for 4) - there is not one set salary per position, instead we have a salary range for each position and pay our employees somewhere within the salary range of the position depending on how good their application is so we will be unable to implement this change.

23:59

Please bring up 1) and 2) again during tomorrow's working hours!

>:( archivist led me astray

hey, we are trying to make the changes. the treasurer didnt speak up to clarify things

00:04

this is hardly my fault

00:05

im just an archivist

00:05

my job is getting the info from my archive and then helping y'all make informed decisions based on the documents i have.

00:06

anyways.... we still may be able to pass some new laws for the company, so in my eyes, thats a win

i spose so

Sorry guys, super busy day. Wasn't able to get free. I'll work on the proposal overnight to have it reaady first thing in the morning

thats the spirit!

all nighters of work for our company!! now thats a good worker!

00:08

(ignoring the fact that they weren't at the office all day)

I didn't finish my report, I was fired

WHAT?!!?!

01:24

you got fired?!?!

01:24

GASP!

reapply! we need our finances in order

Cranberry Bog Worker

thats the spirit!

maybe we can implement the new fees today?

19:06

or try to

19:06

also, love the new suit colour youre wearing

19:06

very professional

19:06

and also, hmmm.

✅ Removed @Wandering Worker from the CC!

get rid of that jobless bum

✅ Added @Shrivelled Vegetable to the CC!

our new treasurer

Hi

we have been discussing ways to make more money as a company

Hustling Huckster

CEO - 60 70 Art Director - 60 (-10 or 20) Automation Developer - 40 (-10) Role List Developer - 30 Archivist Specialist - 30 Treasurer - 30 Senior GM - 30 Junior GM - 10 (-5 or -10) Junior GM - 10 (-5 or -10) Janitor - 5 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 (edited)

Wages need to be update according to HR 345 is being spent on the company right now there’s a missing 30 somewhere

hello event hosts here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with

firstly- a $10 application fee for people applying to jobs- after all what screams capitalism more than more money?
secondly - a monthly registration for the honor to work here with a stunning gold plated certificate given out after years of service
thirdly- ai software - in the future we'd like to to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity along with implementing cameras in their house because if they arent dreaming of working here- they dont deserve to be here.

Ai is gonna be replacing jobs WTF

Shrivelled Vegetable

Wages need to be update according to HR 345 is being spent on the company right now there’s a missing 30 somewhere

my archive is only for hire rates, HR hasnt been logging pay raises with me, so that could be something that changed the expenses

Shrivelled Vegetable

Ai is gonna be replacing jobs WTF

AI is going to be monitering people so there is no slacking

Hustling Huckster

hello event hosts here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with

firstly- a $10 application fee for people applying to jobs- after all what screams capitalism more than more money?
secondly - a monthly registration for the honor to work here with a stunning gold plated certificate given out after years of service
thirdly- ai software - in the future we'd like to to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity along with implementing cameras in their house because if they arent dreaming of working here- they dont deserve to be here.

If people apply 10 times assuming they don’t get sick they will run out of money if they get rejected 10 times they will be broke

well, its a dog eat dog world out there. what can we say

19:13

the wwr company is only interested in our own profits, what happens outside of our company is not really our concern.

Hustling Huckster

hello event hosts here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with

firstly- a $10 application fee for people applying to jobs- after all what screams capitalism more than more money?
secondly - a monthly registration for the honor to work here with a stunning gold plated certificate given out after years of service
thirdly- ai software - in the future we'd like to to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity along with implementing cameras in their house because if they arent dreaming of working here- they dont deserve to be here.

How much is the monthly registration fee

well, it hasnt been implemented yet. but prolly something close to 5$

19:14

but that fee is up to the CEO to decide

Hustling Huckster

hello event hosts here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with

firstly- a $10 application fee for people applying to jobs- after all what screams capitalism more than more money?
secondly - a monthly registration for the honor to work here with a stunning gold plated certificate given out after years of service
thirdly- ai software - in the future we'd like to to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity along with implementing cameras in their house because if they arent dreaming of working here- they dont deserve to be here.

@Cranberry Bog Worker what do you think of this

and i guess HR if they approve or not

Hustling Huckster

my archive is only for hire rates, HR hasnt been logging pay raises with me, so that could be something that changed the expenses

How do I figure out the pay raises tho

Shrivelled Vegetable

@Cranberry Bog Worker what do you think of this

thats literally what they submitted lol

19:15

i copied and pasted it

Oh…

19:15

Sticker

its not that far up in this page.

19:16

but i knew you wouldnt back read so i brought it down for you

Hustling Huckster

hello event hosts here are some star spangled earth shattering capitalistic changes we have come up with

firstly- a $10 application fee for people applying to jobs- after all what screams capitalism more than more money?
secondly - a monthly registration for the honor to work here with a stunning gold plated certificate given out after years of service
thirdly- ai software - in the future we'd like to to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity along with implementing cameras in their house because if they arent dreaming of working here- they dont deserve to be here.

Any other rewards for monthly Registration besides the certificate

rewards??!?!?!

19:19

umm, employment in such a great and outstanding company is the reward obviously

What are the 401k and benefits

19:20

And medical leave and medical insurance

pfft, people work here until they die, that is our gift.

19:20

we dont have time for people to be sick

19:21

the job security is only equal to the work that people put in. slackers and sickies can easily be replaced

You want people to be overworked

19:21

That affects productivity

people are hardly overworked. they get to sleep, that should be enough.

19:23

sus

19:23

you know.... youre starting to sound like......

19:23

an instigator

19:24

like you dont fully want to see this company rise to its full potential

19:24

do you actually want the WWR inc. to succeeed?!?!?

19:24

would you settle with having SLACKERS employed?!

Oh yes, we did want to continue discussing 2) and 3) today

19:28

Regarding the application fee from HR side, we will be unable to have the fee be so high as that would be counterproductive

19:28

However in general this is something we can implement

19:28

We suggest a fee of 1 TokenCub

TokenCub

19:28

I await word from our CEO

now swurtle, we wait until our CEO returns so she doesnt lose these words from our CEO.

19:34

oh, and what about the monthly fee?

We want to introduce the certificate as an optional paid employee benefit

20:18

So we have to make sure we can advertise it well

20:18

A plan for that would need to be worked out

ill wait for our CEO to return for this

Hustling Huckster

now swurtle, we wait until our CEO returns so she doesnt lose these words from our CEO.

Makes sense

Hustling Huckster

would you settle with having SLACKERS employed?!

Burn out exists

22:39

Also application fee will destroy fish if he keeps getting rejected lmao

we're not in the pitty game. we're in the profit game

22:39

so.

22:39

thats of little concern for us

✅ Renamed channel to archive!

How many archive channels do you have lmao

7 now

lmao

19:32

@Hustling Huckster made the investment manager role yesterday, and summarized salaires which i need to do again, also yesterday and today talked with hr and ceo about a part time lawyer giving them 10 salary cuz part time

charm     CEO                 70
vera      creative manager    60
ts        HR generalist       50
sniper    art director        60
katy      auto devel          40
alex      role list           30
huck      archivist           30
jay       investments         30
swurtle   treasurer           30
luffy     senior GM           10
austria   junior GM           10
fish      junior GM           10
sunny     janitor             5
lore      intern              0

(edited)

19:34

this what i have in my records atm

@Cranberry Bog Worker when you have time my great CEO. A- tell me what i should vote for specifically in the poll. I follow your wise decision B- could you recap what you did yesterday for work?

vera would like a summary of yesterdays happenings

WRONG ARCHIEVE CHAT HUCK

Hustling Huckster

charm     CEO                 70
vera      creative manager    60
ts        HR generalist       50
sniper    art director        60
katy      auto devel          40
alex      role list           30
huck      archivist           30
jay       investments         30
swurtle   treasurer           30
luffy     senior GM           10
austria   junior GM           10
fish      junior GM           10
sunny     janitor             5
lore      intern              0

(edited)

thanks

Shrivelled Vegetable

WRONG ARCHIEVE CHAT HUCK

yeah well

‍♂️

19:49

our CEO should know the wages.

alex got a pay raise to 60

WHAT!!!

19:49

a 30 coin raise?!?!?!

also pretty sure bestie makes 40

see, my archive is so outdated!!!

19:50

well.... the pay rate archive

fish said he'll say the salary but im broke so i cant...

19:50

cant pay 5 just for him telling me

hmm. i give you 5 to give to him?

i thought luffy makes 30 and not 10?

i dont know man, this is your department.

19:51

you should be actively updating me on changes

19:51

slacker!

19:51

tell me when you get wages and ill update them on my sheet

ok i have what the total should be so if the math maths its updated if its not im still waiting to hunt down people

charm     CEO                 70
vera      creative manager    0
ts        HR generalist       50
sniper    art director        60
katy      auto devel          45
alex      role list           60
huck      archivist           30
jay       investments         40
swurtle   treasurer           30
luffy     senior GM           35
austria   junior GM           10
fish      junior GM           10
sunny     janitor             5
lore      intern              0

(edited)

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19:54

updated

19:54

i only recorded what i saw based on them being accepted into the position

thanks

Hustling Huckster

charm     CEO                 70
vera      creative manager    0
ts        HR generalist       50
sniper    art director        60
katy      auto devel          45
alex      role list           60
huck      archivist           30
jay       investments         40
swurtle   treasurer           30
luffy     senior GM           35
austria   junior GM           10
fish      junior GM           10
sunny     janitor             5
lore      intern              0

(edited)

total should be 445 but it adds up to 495...

hmm.

20:10

well. time to do more digging i guess

luffy salary is 35 rn

Hustling Huckster

charm     CEO                 70
vera      creative manager    0
ts        HR generalist       50
sniper    art director        60
katy      auto devel          45
alex      role list           60
huck      archivist           30
jay       investments         40
swurtle   treasurer           30
luffy     senior GM           35
austria   junior GM           10
fish      junior GM           10
sunny     janitor             5
lore      intern              0

(edited)

IDK WHERE YOU GOT THAT INFO BUT VERA MAKES 0

i just guessed cuz ts said vera makes more than him

lmao

like i said, not my job to keep track of wages.

20:30

im just doing stuff outside of my job desc

20:31

cuz im a great employee googlemuscleL

googlemuscleL

Hustling Huckster

i just guessed cuz ts said vera makes more than him

Oh yeah I assumed so

20:31

Turns out vera doesn't get paid and only gets benefits

the benefit being 60 TokenCub

TokenCub

a day?

oh no they get a mansion (butler included) and premium insurance

how do they deal with feeding themselves?

20:33

that costs money

20:33

and what about the health insurance uses?

somebody employed at the mansion buys the food and cooks

like if they get sick

its all included

damn, what a cozy life

20:34

and they get saturdays off too!

20:34

thats wild

I think fish might have gotten the 5 pay increase but idk for sure cuz he asleep also cant pay him the 5 to check

damn, hes also not going to wake up before phase change, ill never be able to learn what he did yesterday

20:36

imma guess that he did the same task as the other junior GM

fish makes sense he asked for a pay raise cuz he asked for a bestie seminar on role balancing

Werewolves Bot B pinned a message to this channel. 22-9-2024 20:39

pinned the wage balance

ok im seeing if my wage balance is correct

Hustling Huckster

damn, hes also not going to wake up before phase change, ill never be able to learn what he did yesterday

he might wake up soon dependning what time quantum dnd is

20:40

he said he needed to wake up "early"

early lmao

20:40

funny what his early is

why did you think i put it in quotes lmao

yes, i know. just pointing out how funny that statement is

@Hustling Huckster your salary is still 30 right no pay raises?

22:04

btw my break is a 1 hour lunch break and take like 5 min break every out to get up and strech my legs and piss breaks

Shrivelled Vegetable

@Hustling Huckster your salary is still 30 right no pay raises?

correct

Hustling Huckster

correct

Why did charm think you got a promotion (edited)

no idea

Aka pay raise

no clue

could it not have been bob lmao

22:13

i conflate the two all the time tbh

bob made more than the next hire

and u lost it when u got hired idk

I took over bob’s job aka treasurer

anyways

but then the new hire got a promotion i guess

22:14

oh right, you replaced bob

Cranberry Bog Worker

could it not have been bob lmao

Salaries: CEO - 70 Creative Manager - 0 HR Generalist - 50 Art Director - 60 Automation Developer - 45 Role List Developer - 60 Archivist Specialist - 30 Investment Specialist - 40 Treasurer - 30 Senior GM - 35 Junior GM - 10 Junior GM - 10 Janitor - 5 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Total salaries - 445 Uh does this look right

charm     CEO                 70
vera      creative manager    0
ts        HR generalist       50
sniper    art director        60
katy      auto devel          45
alex      role list           60
huck      archivist           30
jay       investments         40
swurtle   treasurer           30
luffy     senior GM           35
austria   junior GM           10
fish      junior GM           10
sunny     janitor             5
lore      intern              0

(edited)

22:18

adjusted katy

I’m assuming Katy got a promotion via process of elimination

Hustling Huckster

damn, hes also not going to wake up before phase change, ill never be able to learn what he did yesterday

huh

22:19

what is ur task for me

22:19

to do

Hustling Huckster

@Cranberry Bog Worker when you have time my great CEO. A- tell me what i should vote for specifically in the poll. I follow your wise decision B- could you recap what you did yesterday for work?

vera would like a summary of yesterdays happenings

here

bruh

okay

yes lol

you're voting for the workers party- i dont believe in extended breaks

agreed

22:20

work is more important than breaks

Cranberry Bog Worker

you're voting for the workers party- i dont believe in extended breaks

Same but hr is concerned about us overworking

naw......

yesterday i made a list of things for my interns to do, battled hr and stakeholders then wrote a motivational speech for you all in event information

more work!

Why did hr tell you to take a break huck

does anyone else need anything ?

Shrivelled Vegetable

Why did hr tell you to take a break huck

cuz i refuse to take them

22:22

productivity doesnt rest

22:22

must work

22:22

at all times

congratulations! you've been promoted to be the department manager of the newly created Archives department. Since clearly you have too much work, we decided to split you off into your own department and to hire a new assistant for this department! This promotion does not come with a salary increase or change in job title, of course.

22:53

update on my position

22:53

may be more wages coming in swurtle

22:54

please discourage anyone from applying. i will not settle for any slackers in this position

Oh fun….

22:55

wasted

Hustling Huckster

please discourage anyone from applying. i will not settle for any slackers in this position

Uh we might be getting a part time lawyer soon too charm and hr wants it

22:57

So when that happens you can’t be abusing your new assistant

dont tell me how to treat my underperforming staff

22:58

pressure makes diamonds afterall

Do you want to get sued if we do get a lawyer

so if they meet my expectations, then they will be better for it

22:58

lawyer is to protect from lawsuits

22:58

so

22:59

i fear not

CEO in here?

12:47

Yes. Okay. I am so shit at falling asleep tonight. @charmolypi.x We have some work to do for the fast today. But it’s 4am and I’m desperately trying to fall asleep. So I may be late on the collab. Needless to say, it’s about finding an assistant for archivist. I need to look through archives and get you to make an announcement about the position or something.

okay

@Cranberry Bog Worker

12:48

Oh!

i too desire sleep

Ha! Sorry

but it’s 9pm lol

Hustling Huckster

@Cranberry Bog Worker

i’m too good

Uh oh! I hope we are both awake before office hours close

12:48

Welcome back to a new week of work! You still don't have an assistant! For today's task, we'd like you to look through the archives and tell us who the best assistant could be! Work with the CEO to prepare a speech on why this job is so important!

hopefully

That’s my task

Even a CEO has to work on a Monday. HR is a bit lazy. Can you write a speech on the newly opened job offer: Assistant Archivist?

12:49

okay we brainstorm together

Oh, cool. So we are in this together

teamwork makes the dream work bro_fist_kiss

bro_fist_kiss

bro_fist_kiss

12:50

so i suppose im advertising it

At point blank. I think lorelis would be the best assistant, cuz she’s good at following orders. Following orders are important when being an assistant. And yada yada

12:51

She has been an intern for quite some time and i think it’s time to give her a try at an actual paid position

i said so much about how we are making history in my speeches so archivist is obvi important

12:52

sure we like to reward hard work

I don’t think having an assistant is needed so I don’t know how to comment on the importance of it. But I will need someone to fetch my coffees and to make sure that I’m fed while I’m working. So I guess that’s important?

absolutely

Hmm. Yes, I think having a glorified secretary would actually serve me well.

we don’t want you passing out from starvation and missing valuable hours when you could be working

12:54

also delegation for you

Look at me! It’s 4am and I’m still working away. Work doesn’t sleep, why should I?!

this assistant helps with more menial tasks

12:54

fr u should sleep

12:54

i’ll write the speech here

Must file archives!!!

lol okay

Archives need filing!

work

12:55

hello swurtle

Company will rise to such great hieghts and I must not let sleep hinder that flight!

12:55

Hi swurtle

Cranberry Bog Worker

hello swurtle

CEO question how muck should sick days should cost if we actually gave them out

as a ceo i wake up at 3am every day

HR is asking me to write a report

0

we don’t give paid leave

0$

you get 5 sick days but you need a docs certificate

12:56

per year

It should = a replaced position imo

Cranberry Bog Worker

you get 5 sick days but you need a docs certificate

Ok thanks

This office doesn’t have time for being sick

12:57

Except our CEO. That job of course can have a paid sick day.

So now I just need to set a price for sick days and do the math

Capitalism

12:57

No price! Fired!!!

swurtle our ever dedicated treasurer

12:58

i need to know more abt what huck does

I do so so much. Omg. My last 2 jobs have been monstrous!

huck archives games/chats/applications??

Everything

12:58

Under the sun

12:59

All of it

12:59

Break times

12:59

Chats

12:59

Resumes

12:59

Wages

12:59

Hires and fires

12:59

Pre “great reset” data

13:00

It’s endless

huck is our resident tengen

13:00

define break times wdym

13:00

oh is it when u we’re asking how many breaks we take

13:00

yes that is very relevant

13:00

good job

Yeah, that. Recorded that swurtle takes hour long breaks AND 10 minute breaks when needed

13:04

I frown on this unproductive time.

13:04

Very excessive breaks = money losses

absolutely

13:04

as a treasurer she should know better

She should be taking far less breaks. 10 minutes once a day

13:05

Bathroom breaks acceptable. But no dilly dallying

yes the fair work ombudsman has yet to be created

13:05

amazing

13:05

good job

13:05

such a good idea

13:06

i take three breaks but each one lasts less than a minute its average time what do you mean

I aim to please our great CEO

Cranberry Bog Worker

huck archives games/chats/applications??

And salaries

13:06

He’s been archiving everything

I said that

amazing

She doesn’t even pay attention

Must be on break

13:07

I don’t need praise, I need RESULTS!

Hey I’m about to go to my first day of irl work today do you want me to get fired irl

More time for treasury!

13:07

(edited)

I’ll make time for treasury before phase change

WHY CANT I SLEEP!!! AHHHH

13:08

IM SO WIDE AWAKE!!

its the blue light

13:08

if ur wide awake get up then

Must be. Great installation in here

4am is acceptable time to rise

Cranberry Bog Worker

4am is acceptable time to rise

and thats when i realise im super sleepy

I haven’t slept yet

it seems like a trend

Huck we don’t need sleep deprived workers

yall have some ass sleep schedules i wont lie

13:09

but its not like mine is any better

Omg, I do. My night brain is insanely chatty

13:10

Doesn’t shut up

Cranberry Bog Worker

but its not like mine is any better

I woke up at 6 AM EST aka like an hour ago but for irl work purposes (edited)

yeah me too today

13:10

i slept for like three hours

13:10

i was off to uni by 7am

I could have been up for 3 days straight and as soon as night riles around BAM brain party!

I slept for like 6-7 hours

13:11

Huck we don’t think sleep deprived workers helps productivity

i promote sleeping pills

More productivity!!

its time to expand our company

SLEEPING PILLS

lets invest in sleeping pills

Awake pills!!

there will be a rise given this trend (edited)

YOUR OFFERING DRUGS TO THE COMPANY

Ofc. Enhancement drugs is productive

~~yes i suggested we invest in cocaina too~~

Well I guess it’s better than like Jimmy Beast giving his employees adderall

COCAIN!!!

13:12

For our workers!

NO NOT COCAINE

People could work so fast though

if we expand to sleeping pills we should also be investing in energy drinks and the coffee industry

13:13

people will be sleepy from the sleeping pills

Mind you, content might fall off a bit

wide awake from the caffiene

13:13

and its a perpetuating cycle

13:13

that only serves to line our pockets

13:13

mwahahahaha

I agree! This is how we make the big bucks!

this is my job as ceo - my pleasure bowbow

You’re a true star!

13:14

WAIT!!!

13:14

Alex doesn’t take breaks!

13:14

Could make a great assistant!

13:15

But I doubt he would wanna leave his job

13:15

So yeah, lore then.

‍♂️

13:16

I think Cole is also an intern. But lore was the first name that popped up

Hello! We are looking for an assistant archivist Have you ever felt mundane? constantly suffering through your day to day ennui with a side of existentialism day in and day out? Well do I have the solution for you. become Huck's assistant! you're going to be so overworked you will become dazai instead of elliot

Maybe they can have a team building event. Where they fist fight for the position????

lmao

Cranberry Bog Worker

Hello! We are looking for an assistant archivist Have you ever felt mundane? constantly suffering through your day to day ennui with a side of existentialism day in and day out? Well do I have the solution for you. become Huck's assistant! you're going to be so overworked you will become dazai instead of elliot

Yup! Thats perfect imo

i do some insane references im pre sure no one gets them

13:17

like no one got my b99 reference :(((

13:17

its so popular like what

I don’t get the reference. But I don’t need to. They need to be confused when entering the assistant ~~dungeon~~ position

lmao no huck we have to play nice

13:19

you cant scare them off on their first day

13:19

they've got to experience what it's like working with the elite

I’m being forced to take on an assistant! How do I play nice?!

and once they get a taste they'll be hooked

13:20

explaining what they do is a good start yesyes

But yes, they will be working through the flames. And if they manage to outlast the flames, they’ll be a better person for it.

true true

13:20

thats another marketing tactic thank you

13:20

it will build character

13:20

amazing

Are you weak and meager and need some serious slavedriving to wake you the fuck up? Join huck’s assistant position now!

amazing

Excuse my language. I’m trying to wake them up!

13:22

Slackers

i have definitely written worse lmao

Me too. But we’re professionals

a snapshot from the future like that wolfs titties or smth when she saw romulus and remus

WOLF TITIES!

13:23

Ahem.

13:23

Business business business

rome wasnt built in a day

It should have been! Slackers!!!

lmao

Build it in an hour and then build it again for like 7 days.

13:25

Or wait. I’m confusing biblical stuff in there

13:25

But that’s a good point. If god built the world in like, 8 days. Why the fuck can’t Rome build a city in like… a day?!?! Huh?!

13:25

Slackers

exactly

13:26

romulus was a slacker

13:26

and a stabber

13:26

backstabbing his bro remus

I bet Remus was a slacker

13:27

Or maybe he was productive and Romulus didn’t like him outshowing him.

jealousy is a good motivator

True! Hmm. How can we use that think360

think360

13:28

Tell people how well paying the assistant job is?

13:28

So people get jealous of it?

how mmuch are we paying

Naw, I don’t wanna incentivize people to get in my apprenticeship program

13:29

I have no clue how much the assistant makes

13:29

I hope it’s less than me.

my guess is one step down

But I trust the HR dpt knows the best things to do for us

13:30

Maybe they’ll offer more to them so I work harder out of jealousy

Hello darlings! We are looking for an assistant archivist - a role thats sure to bring the fire to your sad, not spicy, chilli con carne that you've been looking forward to for two hours. Have you ever felt mundane? Constantly suffering through your day-to-day morning ennui with a side of existentialism? Well do I have the solution for all your ... needs. Come and join us at the WWR Company! By joining us you will have the chance to work under me and do i mean under. By obtaining a job here you'll be deeply satisfied, in ways that you've never been before. I will have to warn that you may be bending over backwards for this company but don't worry I'm flexible too

but really, we're more like famiglia. Become Huck's assistant! You're going to be so overworked you will become Dazai constantly searching for the eternal solution instead of becoming sad old Prufrock Huck is one of the most valuable members of the company with a stellar personality. By taking this opportunity you have the chance to grow under one of the best of the best doing work that truly matters- archiving the history of the greatest. You will have a character building experience! I know everyone is so done with the constant doomscroll, she's a witch! and sheeping everything your neighbours say. It's like you've become Giles Corey, but instead of the literal weights its the metaphorical doom of the inherent nihilism that has suddenly sprung out of you as you work like a horse for watered oats. When joining us, all these worries can leave your mind as you focus your energy into building our empire with us- brick by brick. Finally, this job will elevate you in more ways than one. Your ex will regret missing out on you- but you wont want them back. We raise salaries, expectations, desires and other things ifykwim So what are you waiting for? Join today! Bisous, Elle (edited)

AHHH! I need a substitue! Lmao!

19:01

But uhhh. Post that all for the pure unadulterated humour of it all.

Cranberry Bog Worker

Hello darlings! We are looking for an assistant archivist - a role thats sure to bring the fire to your sad, not spicy, chilli con carne that you've been looking forward to for two hours. Have you ever felt mundane? Constantly suffering through your day-to-day morning ennui with a side of existentialism? Well do I have the solution for all your ... needs. Come and join us at the WWR Company! By joining us you will have the chance to work under me and do i mean under. By obtaining a job here you'll be deeply satisfied, in ways that you've never been before. I will have to warn that you may be bending over backwards for this company but don't worry I'm flexible too

but really, we're more like famiglia. Become Huck's assistant! You're going to be so overworked you will become Dazai constantly searching for the eternal solution instead of becoming sad old Prufrock Huck is one of the most valuable members of the company with a stellar personality. By taking this opportunity you have the chance to grow under one of the best of the best doing work that truly matters- archiving the history of the greatest. You will have a character building experience! I know everyone is so done with the constant doomscroll, she's a witch! and sheeping everything your neighbours say. It's like you've become Giles Corey, but instead of the literal weights its the metaphorical doom of the inherent nihilism that has suddenly sprung out of you as you work like a horse for watered oats. When joining us, all these worries can leave your mind as you focus your energy into building our empire with us- brick by brick. Finally, this job will elevate you in more ways than one. Your ex will regret missing out on you- but you wont want them back. We raise salaries, expectations, desires and other things ifykwim So what are you waiting for? Join today! Bisous, Elle (edited)

POST IT!!

SCREAMS AT U

Oh hi Kal

20:37

Uh are you taking over Huck’s archivist role?

Shrivelled Vegetable

Uh are you taking over Huck’s archivist role?

um

20:38

@Host

20:38

I steal hucks job cutely

20:38

But um

20:38

What do i need to do

20:38

Wait

20:38

The dead atill do it while dead?

20:38

No

20:38

I am a full substitute

20:38

I shall not be a half substitute

20:38

I am not cut in half

Wrong host ping event host

a

20:39

@Event Host

20:39

Yes you

20:39

All above

20:39

Umm

20:39

Prays to your religion (capitalism)

20:39

This

20:39

Enough

20:39

?

20:39

Donates a coin to the capitalism gods

if you do any applications or event related actions, please post them in your secret channel,

20:39

Also, don't spam. You're spamming.

hello kali

HOW DID WE LOSE THE ELECTION

23:10

not screaming at people

23:11

Just wanted to vent

Cranberry Bog Worker

hello kali

Hi what's this

23:38

it is an archive but seems to be used as HQ of sorts as well (edited)

u nailed it

Welp I’m fired I shouldn’t be in here anymore

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