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A new CC has been created! CC Members | Total: 1 @Hustling Huckster
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:49

Austria

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@Event Host I'd like to apply for junior game master Austria 18 she/her BST Rejected

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@Event Host I'd like to apply for junior game mastermaster Austria 18 she/her BST I have ended up hosting events that are not werewolves. It included being in ORGs. One of them has 1000+ members (Production). First time trying out a new placement that isn't ORGs Accepted 10 TokenCub rate
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Swurtle

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@ Event Host Application for Treasurer Position: Dear WWR, I am writing to express my interest in the position of Treasurer for [Organization Name]. With my background in finance, strong organizational skills, and commitment to fiscal responsibility, I believe I am well-suited to manage the financial operations of our organization effectively and responsibly. Why I Am a Strong Candidate for Treasurer Financial Experience I have a solid understanding of budgeting, financial planning, and accounting principles. My experience includes managing personal and group finances, preparing budgets, tracking expenses, and ensuring that funds are allocated efficiently. I am confident that I can handle the financial responsibilities required for this role, including maintaining accurate records and reporting to the leadership team. Attention to Detail As treasurer, accuracy is crucial. I have a keen eye for detail and a structured approach to managing financial information. This ensures that all expenditures are tracked correctly, and that our organization remains compliant with financial guidelines. Transparency and Accountability I understand the importance of transparency in financial matters, especially when working with funds that belong to the organization. I am committed to maintaining open communication with the team, ensuring that all financial transactions are well-documented and accessible to the leadership and members. 13:40 Problem-Solving and Decision-Making Skills Managing finances is not just about handling money, but also about making informed decisions that benefit the organization. I have developed strong problem-solving and decision-making skills that will enable me to address financial challenges and find solutions that support the growth and sustainability of the organization. Dedication to the Organization’s Mission As a passionate member of WWR, I am deeply committed to supporting our goals and ensuring that we have the financial resources needed to achieve them. My role as Treasurer would not only focus on managing funds but also on finding ways to improve our financial strategies to support the organization’s long-term success. In conclusion, I am excited about the opportunity to contribute my skills and experience to the role of Treasurer. I am confident that I can provide effective financial leadership, and I would be honored to play a key role in ensuring the financial health of our organization. Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to the opportunity to discuss how I can contribute to the continued success of WWR. Sincerely, Swurtle Rejected

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Dear WWR admin, I don’t know much about werewolves as it is proven by my certified Swurtle moments. However let me learn how it works by becoming an intern and I will prove I don’t make mistakes. From, Swurtle Accepted 0 TokenCub rate --------- FIRED -------- empty data hired as Treasurer 30 TokenCub
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:34

Alex

Dear recruitment team, I am writing this email with the intent of applying for the position of Junior Game Master at your enterprise. I believe I am the right choice for this job due to the plethora of experience I have in similar positions, as well as my experience in games of this nature. Firstly, I am an active tournament organiser within the osu! community, with over 10 different tournaments and competitions under my belt. I was the main host, as well as a referee, commentator, spreadsheeter and other vital positions, in 12 of my own duck themed tournaments, which ranged from 100 to 250 active player signups as well as holding 20-30 member staff teams. I have also been a co-host of the Romanian national tournament three years in a row. With these tournaments I have gained several vital skills for the GM position, such as rule-creating and -keeping, organisation, emergency dealing and player interaction. I also have plenty of experience with social deduction games, seeing my hundreds of hours of playtime in the popular online variant: Town of Salem, and also being generally killed first when I play with my friends because they think I'm a threat (I may or may not be sad about these occurrences 😦 ) Thank you very much in advance for the swift response! Best Regards, Alex the Apple Seller Aceepted 10 TokenCub --------

Filed complaint report

Hello sir, I know it's only been one day since I was hired but I feel like I should report this incident. I would like to talk about Sleepy Security Officer's behaviour at the office today. As instructed, I was looking to do the task I was given so I asked them for assistance. When approaching them, not only did they immediately say they lack the experience needed to help me, they also suggested delegating my task to an intern who also had their own job to accomplish. "The pecking order is super useful That's your first lesson In ur training U gotta abuse the existance of the interns As much as possible" This shows a clear lack of integrity and abuse of power, as well as willingless to instill a set of counterproductive morals into a junior game master rather than looking out for their growth, and indirectly the growth of the company. As I was also in a position of power imbalance at the time I didn't dare confront them about it, but instead thought it to be wiser to contact HR privately. Additionally, though I would not know, the Senior Game Master also seems to have lied to the intern about my task, making her think she was competing with another intern for a promotion. It honestly makes me doubt the decision to put Sleepy Security Officer in such a power position.

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Dear recruitment team, I am writing this email with the intent of applying for the position of Senior Game Master at your enterprise. I think I have proven today that I only act with the interest of the company in mind. Even though my experience with the werewolf game might be on the lower side, all the times I have been a part of the game I have read the role list religiously, taking all interactions I could think of in mind and asking the admins when they were not clear, even winning the last game in a difficult kingmaker position. Not only that but my plethora of management experience will be very useful when dealing with general administrational issues, such as today's SGM task. Had I been in the position of our SGM during this task, due to my experience, I would have realized that a reasonable explanation and appeal to fairness and the random nature of the game might not be enough to calm down a distressed player, and would have asked to see if the junior game master had the resolve to take action such as a timeout if necessary! Thank you very much in advance once again for the swift response! Best Regards, Alex the Apple Seller Rejected
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Resume

Dear recruitment team, I am writing this email with the intent of applying for the position of Senior Game Master at your enterprise. Following today's task, I can now confidently say I am knowledgeable with the inner workings of the werewolf game, this being the only ground I didn't have covered at the time of my last application. I have also received access to all of our companie's pre-depression archives, so I am now also able to cross-reference my knowledge with prior games to provide the best possible service as a SGM. Overall, I think my dedication for this company's well-being, combined with my prior experience and soft skills, and my skillful handling of my tasks make me more than qualified to for this position. Thank you very much in advance once again for the swift response! Best Regards, Alex the Apple Seller rejected
21:39

Luffy

host I would like to apply for the treasurer position You see, as a gold hoarder, i have great accounting skills. The best in town in fact. Not a single penny escapes my eyes, nothing is unaccounted for. I also have great budgetary planning to ensure the most economic growth, all without overspending. It's a very crucial skill to have in this risky times. With my help we are all but certain to regain the former glory of the company. I am willing to be payed at minimum wage, as long as I have enough money to survive. rejected -------------- I would like to apply for the position of archivist specialist. I have great experience in this field, as I am highly skilled at many relevant menial labor tasks related to this position. At my old job as a lab assistant, I had to look through countless academic papers to piece together mysteries and connect bits of info to form the whole picture. Skills: game log restoration player stat documentation documenting deleted roles spreadsheet creation and coding Thank you for your consideration, best regards Rejected ------------- I would like to apply for the janitor position while i do not have much background skills, I am a water type Pokémon so I can save costs on water supply. I'm also willing to work overtime and put in maximal effort. I don't have a lot more to offer but I would hugely appreciate the generosity of being granted this position. rejected ------------ I would like to apply for junior game master I have been a game master in the past and have all the required skills. I can come up with ideas for fun new roles, balancing, role lists, events, and much more. I can give it my full attention, read every message that goes on in games, and appropriately rank and rate each player. I can study each role thoroughly to make sure no hosting mistakes are made. I will do game logging, and can even solo host if need be. Skills: two years of previous game master experience hosted several event games in the past invented several roles came up with ideas such as tarot cards and wwrdle made many contributions to github in the past has a degree in game development Rejected
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I would like to become an intern. I do not have a lot of job experience but I hope that's okay. I would like to learn the ropes and become a part of this wonderful company. I'll do my absolute best to perform each task to the best of my ability. I will check each piece of information thoroughly to avoid any mistakes. Looking forward to your response, best regards Accepted 0 TokenCub rate ----------- i would like to ask for a promotion to senior game master I know junior gm is the step above, but there are no vacant positions. I have demonstrated my skills as an intern and hope it shows i am qualified enough to meet the criteria for this position. I am looking forward to contributing even more to this great company Rejected ---------- Dear Hiring Committee, I am excited to apply for the position of Senior Game Master, as I am passionate about creating immersive gaming experiences that engage and captivate players. With over 3 years of experience in game moderation and storytelling, I have developed a deep understanding of gameplay dynamics and community management. My strong communication skills and creative problem-solving abilities have enabled me to lead successful gaming events and foster a positive atmosphere for players. I am eager to bring my expertise and enthusiasm to your team, ensuring an unforgettable experience for all participants. Here are some of the games I've hosted; Over 50 sessions of mafia on discord, 8 Mafia U-Picks ranging from 10 players to over 30 players (managed the game all by myself but I can also work well in a team). I've also hosted 2 Battle Royales which are my own format of orgs which have documents containing information and game design spanning 40 to 50k words per game. I've written over 120k words worth of roles and game design/info. Thus I think that along with my skills in hosting a game, I could do very well in designing roles too. I've designed over 100 custom roles for my games, thus I'd be a good fit for Role List Developer too. I would send one of my roles as example but my roles are around 500 to 1000 words long and I wish not to clutter my application. Sincerely, Captain Luffy Accepted 30 TokenCub rate ----------- Dead Hiring Team, may this message find you well I would like to apply for a raise in the senior gm position. I've done great and consistent work in this field, and will continue to do so. I believe ive proven myself to be highly qualified in this position. The current and former jr gms can advocate for my excellence. I have high experience; I've hosted many games, balanced many lists, archived many games, trained many gms. Came up with ideas for many events, roles, balance changes, and more. Sincerly Luffy, longtime senior GM Rejected (edited)
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:11

Katy

I would like to apply for the position of automation developer at wwr inc. For a long time I've loved playing around with machines, and as I grew older, I got increasingly interested in coding, deciding to make it my career. I'm proficient as a full-stack developer, but also have extensive knowledge of java, python and data engineering and I'm still developing my skills further. When I saw the job vacancy at #event-information, I immediately decided to apply, as not only do I love coding, I also love wolves, along with the community it brings. I like to be part of a team where everyone feels more akin to a friend, rather than a mere colleague. I hope to hear soon from you. Best regards Hexa van Katy Accepted 40 TokenCub ---------- Fired --------- Since my last employment at wwr inc., I've taken courses from Douglas ā€œDougieā€ Powers, more commonly known as Dr. Evil, who taught me the way of the capitalist. I've expanded my portfolio to include C, C# and C++ and am semi-proficient in Malbolge, which as we all know is the best coding language ever. I then joined the marines in training to make sure I would never be late for anything ever. Kind regards, Hexa van Katy Accepted 40 TokenCub
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:19

Fish

Hello yes, I would like to apply for the job of BotDeveloper Automation Developer as I am quite skilled at the hit game known as Factorio. I currently have a run going where I have automated many things, so I am perfect for this job. I am also a good diversity hire as I do not think you have any fish people at your company. Thank you. Rejected ---------- Okay I may not be fit for the automation developer job as I have never made a bot in my life, you're right, BUT I think I would be a perfect fit for the job of token Treasurer! For one, in my aquarium I have multiple little bubbly treasure chests, filled to the BRIM with WWR tokens (they aren't real, but with your help we can make them real.) Second of all, I am very good at finding things, I can swim around in those wishing wells where people throw all their tokens to provide passive income to the company if you so wish. I do NOT let people steal from me, so I can make sure our tokens stay SAFE, do you know how it feels to be slapped by a wet fish? Not good, and THAT is how thieves will feel if they attempt anything. Thank you in advance, I hope to hear from you soon! Rejected ------------ Dear WWR Hiring Committee, I would like to apply for the position of Archivist Specialist at your company. I am very passionate about documenting and statistics, and I would love to help preserve our game logs here at WWR. I have moderate experience with excel and have started creating various spreadsheets for my own personal projects, which is a skill I would be excellent at applying to my job here. For example, I have made a spreadsheet for my BoTC games in which I have automated some graphs and percentages! Additionally, I often enjoy backreading entire games here, even after I have died, which means I will not miss a single detail as I work to log our games. I am excited to help contribute to the community, thank you for considering my application! Rejected ---------- Dear WWR Hiring Committee, I would like to apply for the position of Junior Game Master. First of all, I am very dedicated to WWR already, as I enjoy hanging out and I often have one of the higher message counts during the games. Next, I am literally a psychology major, I am perfect for this role as I will be able to use my psych knowledge to properly manipulate the players into thinking our rolelists are balanced. Also, I will cry if I don't get this job. Thank you. rejected
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Hello yes, I was hoping I could apply for the role of Janitor at your company, as I am quite good at cleaning in general. I make a LOT of mistakes, and I am quite good at sweeping them under the rug. I am so good at cleaning in fact, that when I died and I saw a wolf I took them down with me! Sadly I have to redact that from the application if I wish to share it, but it should show I am dedicated if even in death, I clean. rejected ---------- Dear WWR HR Which May Or May Not Be A Religious Figure, I would like to apply for Art Director here at your glorious company. First and foremost, back in 9th grade I got a 98% in drawing class, which basically means I am a pro. I have made many good works of art, such as the Mona Lisa, The Starry Night, and even the legendary Fisherman role (coming 2026!). Additionally, I am very cool to look at, and often I am told I am a piece of art myself. Finally, I have never lied in my life before so I would be a very good, honest, and hardworking employee at your company. I hope to hear back from you soon, my lord. Thank you! Rejected ---------- Archivist Dear Council of WWR, Apologies if this application comes out sloppy, as I am currently also taking notes (or you could say archiving) for my psych class that starts in 20 minutes. First and foremost, my best quality when it comes to this job would be my ability to log with perfect detail. I mentioned it in my last application for this position, but I am currently learning, training, and honing the art of Excel so I can keep track of my games better, which will be perfect for this position. In fact, do you remember the Library of Alexandria? That was me. I owned that library and took care to write many books, archiving them all in perfect order and fashion before it got BURNT down which was NOT my fault, someone ELSE left the stove on. I can promise you, dear council, that if I am hired then NO game will go unlogged, and I will write down every single detail of this server in our system so nothing will ever be forgotten again. Thank you for your time, I wish to hear back from you so I can promptly archive your response for safekeeping. rejected Fourth time is the charm WWR HR. A new day, a new me, I would like to apply for Junior GM at your company. Experience 3 in-game days of Unemployment Hosted many many events (not WWR or mafia) Helped to moderate a server for one of the biggest repositories on github. Skills Teamwork, leadership, adaptability, problem-solving, moderation, communication, skills management, attention to detail, active listening, critical thinking, interpersonal communications, possible unsolved murders, creativity, customer service, organization, conflict resolution, speech, decision making. Contributions I have read every single role when I first joined the server, meaning I am perfect to be able to help host and properly use said roles in games. How will I help I will help the Senior GM to the best of my abilities, their wish is my command and I will do what I must to push this company forward in the name of profits. Accepted - 10 TokenCub rate
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:49

Jay

I'd like to choose shared living (5) and basic insurance (5), presuming i can change insurance later during the game. I'd also like to apply for role list developer: i am a senior role list developer with several seasons of experience. recently I've been freelancing, helping balancing lists such as s12g4 and 5, among many others, but I'm hoping to get back into root development. i am also a big fan of kitty cats. my extended cv is attached. Image attachment ACCEPTED 40 TokenCub ---------

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hey so i feel like i'm filling a pretty important niche in wwr, and i'm not sure if anyone else could really do this job to the standards i'm doing it. do you know if there's any space in the budget for a raise at some point in the future? no worries if not!. name: jay "radium" enjoyer current position: role list developer request: raise of around 9 to 10gibagul, to a salary of 49 to 50gibagul daily details: i've been working at wwr inc for two days now and my work has always been perfectly balanced and very well received. i've even been turning my assignments in pretty early, and have time to take on a higher workload! in exchange for this higher salary, i'd be willing to balance up to two rolelists per day! notes: if wwr inc doesn't have the budget for a raise, maybe they'd consider paying for me to have premium health insurance instead - i know they get great deals on insurance packages! Rejected
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Lorelis

Name: Lorelis Position: Intern Hello! I am saddened to hear that my previous application was rejected. However, I feel incredibly passionate towards your company and would just LOVE to work at it, even if it means I work for 0 income! I am very very talented at performing tasks like making tea and coffee! Ever since I was a high school student, I've dreamt of working for WWR Inc. Please, give me a chance to prove myself as an Intern at your company! I truly believe I have the necessary skillsket. I've worked as a Juror in the past for John Juror, who has made a reference letter for me. I have attatched it below. Kind regards Lorelis ACCEPTED 0 TokenCub rate
22:58

Derp

Dear Hiring Committee, I am excited to apply for the position of Senior Game Master, as I am passionate about creating immersive gaming experiences that engage and captivate players. With over 3 years of experience in game moderation and storytelling, I have developed a deep understanding of gameplay dynamics and community management. My strong communication skills and creative problem-solving abilities have enabled me to lead successful gaming events and foster a positive atmosphere for players. I am eager to bring my expertise and enthusiasm to your team, ensuring an unforgettable experience for all participants. Here are some of the games I've hosted; Over 50 sessions of mafia on discord, 8 Mafia U-Picks ranging from 10 players to over 30 players (managed the game all by myself but I can also work well in a team). I've also hosted 2 Battle Royales which are my own format of orgs which have documents containing information and game design spanning 40 to 50k words per game. I've written over 120k words worth of roles and game design/info. Thus I think that along with my skills in hosting a game, I could do very well in designing roles too. I've designed over 100 custom roles for my games, thus I'd be a good fit for Role List Developer too. I would send one of my roles as example but my roles are around 500 to 1000 words long and I wish not to clutter my application. Sincerely, Derpsnorlax ACCEPTED 30 TokenCub rate --------- Dear Hiring Committee, I am thrilled to apply for the Art Director position for I think I can rise to higher heights than my current position, as I believe my extensive experience in visual design and my passion for storytelling through art make me a perfect fit for your team. With over 3 years in the industry, I have led diverse creative teams in developing visually stunning and cohesive art styles that enhance gameplay and resonate with players. My collaborative approach, combined with a keen eye for detail and a strong understanding of what cool shit looks like, allows me to effectively translate concepts into compelling visuals. I am eager to contribute my vision and expertise to elevate your projects to new artistic heights. Here is some of the art I've helped create for games; Designed over 50 different trading cards with hand drawn pictures for a custom game of mafia I was hosting. Designed and hand drew multiple pieces of war art containing prominent players from my battle royale game series and drew some art for the roles from my U-Pick mafia games. Obviously, I've also drawn a massive number of visual masterpieces for the purpose of leisure and submissions for competitions. I think what sets me apart from the other applicants is my experience in designing art to be utilized in games rather than just drawing art for fun, leisure and competitions which I feel is rare to find in an individual. Sincerely, Derpsnorlax Rejected
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:13
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Filed complaint

I'm so sad šŸ˜” My senior Huck is trying to get me removed from the company... I-I tried to get closer to him a few hours ago to tighten our bond by asking to pair up in the company and look out for each other, and that he could help me with my tasks and help me learn as his junior in turn for me helping him with my mind in getting him a promotion... But instead he turned on me and threatened to whistleblow me out of the company for trying to get close to him and get help on my job for which I'm still learning as his junior... He said that he wants to get to the top and for that he's gotta be ruthless... https://discord.com/channels/584765921332297775/1286018181491855463/1286050133661847622 He says he cares for the company a lot which may be true but, he crossed the line when he falsely accused me of stealing from the treasury https://discord.com/channels/584765921332297775/1286010473489367151/1286053864226947093 to get me removed from the company once and for all... What should I do? šŸ˜” ------- Fired due to illness
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:27

Cole

i would like to be an intern i make an amazing cold brew and coffee and id like to make below minimum wage ACCEPTED 0 TokenCub rate ---------- can i be janitor i’m good at cleaning shit up and i’m already the underpaid intern meaning i’m around cleaning anyways Rejected ---------- could i apply for junior game designer im very good at computers and im a good drawer Rejected ---------- Dear @ Event Host , I am excited to apply for the Junior Game Master position at our company. With a passion for gaming and a deep understanding of immersive storytelling, I am eager to create engaging experiences for players. My skills in organization, creativity, and teamwork allow me to facilitate dynamic gameplay while ensuring a fun atmosphere. I am committed to enhancing the gaming experience and look forward to the opportunity to contribute to your team. Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to discussing how I can be an asset to your organization. Sincerely, Your underpaid (not paid at all intern), Bootleg Coal Miner Rejected
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Bobloy

Dear @ Event Host, I am writing to apply for the esteemed position of Treasurer. My unique style of counting and loose interpretation of "fraud" ought to quickly double our treasury. I have had many experiences with money before, including receiving and spending it. Further, I have even written a check one time for a bill that didn't have auto-pay setup yet. As Treasurer, I will convert our vast fortune into the most stable of currencies: gold. Then I will focus on liquifying our assets (molten gold). In conclusion, your money will be safe in my hands. -Bobloy Accepted 20 TokenCub rate
23:37

Sharl

I'm good at keeping stuff clean. Look at how clean my home is. I promise your office will be even cleaner. rejected ---------- I would like to apply for the role of senior game master Why you may ask I'm a senior payer in this game, having been here since S4G4, and playing since S4G5 I have seen the evolution of roles and given suggestions for improvement of roles. I've been in the VIP server for a long time I believe I've had the chance to apply for the GM role multiple times (first time , but stayed away from it as I had a lot of work to do and couldn't dedicate time here) However, I find a lot of time on my hands now, and feel I could efficiently use it to making the werewolves server bigger and greater. I hope you consider my application and give me the job. Yours Sincerely Sharl Eclair (Aspic Enthusiast) Rejected
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Mat

id like to apply for janitor. i enjoy playing sorting an cleaning videogames (100%ed Powerwash Simulator and A Little To The Left) i have no need for a high ranking job for now ACCEPTED 5 TokenCub rate --------

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--------- please hire me for my priorly specified specifications and also: wouldn't it be nice to bring in some new ideas? Rejected ---------- @Bootleg Coal Miner: Dear @Event Host I am writing to apply for the janitor position at our company. With my strong work ethic and attention to detail, I believe I would be a valuable addition to your team. I have lots of experience in janitorial services, where I developed skills in maintaining cleanliness, performing routine maintenance, and ensuring safety standards. I am adept at using various cleaning equipment and chemicals effectively while adhering to safety protocols. I take pride in my work and always strive to create a welcoming environment. I am eager to bring my skills and dedication to this company and contribute to maintaining a clean and safe space for employees and visitors.. Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to the opportunity to discuss how I can contribute to your team. Sincerely, Bootleg Coal Miner Rejected ------- @ Event Host I'd like to apply for art director with my prior qualifications and also as a sort of "make a wish" experience because I'm dying Rejected
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Sunny

Dear Mr Wolf, I am Mr Aero Sol here to job! I like jobbing. I am writing to show you my interest in the janitor position at WWR Inc! With over five years of experience in managerial, custodial and general maintenance roles, I am very confident in my ability to keep your company's buildings shiny and in top shape. šŸ˜‰ In my previous role at my awesome oil company, NPTW Co, aside from managing the company, I made myself responsible for maintaining the cleanliness of my main factory building, including jobs such as mopping, cleaning heavy machinery and oil stains, removing trash and bodies, and sanitizing our singular restroom. I also performed minor repairs to the building and machinery and ensured that our supplies were stocked at all times. My dedication to my work and unwavering commitment to keeping my company a safe and sanitary environment have been noticed and appreciated by my employees and six children who work alongside me, the kids I care for by myself as a single father. Thank you for reading and considering my application! I look forward to the chance to speak with the higher ups and discuss my skills. Please feel free to contact me, I am always available for you. šŸ˜‰ Sincerely, Aero Sol ACCEPTED 10 TokenCub rate
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:54

Val

Can i apply to be the OSHA inspector. please it would be funny. do it for the funny. please Rejected
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:35

Char

Hello WWR team, I believe I am the perfect fit for the position of CEO because I LOVE capitalism. Stomping on those who are lesser than me, hiring fourteen year olds so I can pay them $7 an hour, buying things from amazon non stop? I do them ALL to further enforce the capitalist nature of this world. Money can only go up and I will only pay my slaves workers the bare minimum. I also have a very sad backstory, I was born to a MIDDLE CLASS family where we only had one car as our mode of transportation, and I grew my business in our family garage. I dropped out of Eton to pursue my dreams of being a CEO to my business which I have just sold to some tycoon so now I’m looking to acquire this position. A day in my life looks like getting up at 3 to check the stock market, going to the gym, meditating, journaling, practising celibacy (not of my own volition) eating healthy, sipping green juice, people watching and making sure i’m influencing all the people around me. I have no friends only acquaintances and partners to make sure I have the most prosperous business. I look forward to hearing your response I’ll sit where I want to sit and I’ll shit where i want to shit Sincerely, Elle ACCEPTED 60 TokenCub rate ----------

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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:52

Huck

congratulations! you've been promoted to be the department manager of the newly created Archives department. Since clearly you have too much work, we decided to split you off into your own department and to hire a new assistant for this department! This promotion does not come with a salary increase or change in job title, of course.
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:35
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