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i would like to ask for a promotion to senior game master
I know junior gm is the step above, but there are no vacant positions. I have demonstrated my skills as an intern and hope it shows i am qualified enough to meet the criteria for this position. I am looking forward to contributing even more to this great company
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Dear Hiring Committee,
I am excited to apply for the position of Senior Game Master, as I am passionate about creating immersive gaming experiences that engage and captivate players. With over 3 years of experience in game moderation and storytelling, I have developed a deep understanding of gameplay dynamics and community management. My strong communication skills and creative problem-solving abilities have enabled me to lead successful gaming events and foster a positive atmosphere for players. I am eager to bring my expertise and enthusiasm to your team, ensuring an unforgettable experience for all participants.
Here are some of the games I've hosted; Over 50 sessions of mafia on discord, 8 Mafia U-Picks ranging from 10 players to over 30 players (managed the game all by myself but I can also work well in a team). I've also hosted 2 Battle Royales which are my own format of orgs which have documents containing information and game design spanning 40 to 50k words per game. I've written over 120k words worth of roles and game design/info. Thus I think that along with my skills in hosting a game, I could do very well in designing roles too. I've designed over 100 custom roles for my games, thus I'd be a good fit for Role List Developer too.
I would send one of my roles as example but my roles are around 500 to 1000 words long and I wish not to clutter my application.
Sincerely,
Captain Luffy
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Dead Hiring Team, may this message find you well
I would like to apply for a raise in the senior gm position. I've done great and consistent work in this field, and will continue to do so. I believe ive proven myself to be highly qualified in this position. The current and former jr gms can advocate for my excellence.
I have high experience; I've hosted many games, balanced many lists, archived many games, trained many gms. Came up with ideas for many events, roles, balance changes, and more.
Sincerly Luffy, longtime senior GM
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Since my last employment at wwr inc., I've taken courses from Douglas āDougieā Powers, more commonly known as Dr. Evil, who taught me the way of the capitalist. I've expanded my portfolio to include C, C# and C++ and am semi-proficient in Malbolge, which as we all know is the best coding language ever. I then joined the marines in training to make sure I would never be late for anything ever.
Kind regards,
Hexa van Katy
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Dear Hiring Committee,
I am thrilled to apply for the Art Director position for I think I can rise to higher heights than my current position, as I believe my extensive experience in visual design and my passion for storytelling through art make me a perfect fit for your team. With over 3 years in the industry, I have led diverse creative teams in developing visually stunning and cohesive art styles that enhance gameplay and resonate with players. My collaborative approach, combined with a keen eye for detail and a strong understanding of what cool shit looks like, allows me to effectively translate concepts into compelling visuals. I am eager to contribute my vision and expertise to elevate your projects to new artistic heights.
Here is some of the art I've helped create for games; Designed over 50 different trading cards with hand drawn pictures for a custom game of mafia I was hosting. Designed and hand drew multiple pieces of war art containing prominent players from my battle royale game series and drew some art for the roles from my U-Pick mafia games. Obviously, I've also drawn a massive number of visual masterpieces for the purpose of leisure and submissions for competitions.
I think what sets me apart from the other applicants is my experience in designing art to be utilized in games rather than just drawing art for fun, leisure and competitions which I feel is rare to find in an individual.
Sincerely,
Derpsnorlax
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can i be janitor iām good at cleaning shit up and iām already the underpaid intern meaning iām around cleaning anyways
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could i apply for junior game designer im very good at computers and im a good drawer
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Dear @ Event Host ,
I am excited to apply for the Junior Game Master position at our company. With a passion for gaming and a deep understanding of immersive storytelling, I am eager to create engaging experiences for players. My skills in organization, creativity, and teamwork allow me to facilitate dynamic gameplay while ensuring a fun atmosphere. I am committed to enhancing the gaming experience and look forward to the opportunity to contribute to your team.
Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to discussing how I can be an asset to your organization.
Sincerely,
Your underpaid (not paid at all intern), Bootleg Coal Miner
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