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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 12:39
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Wolf [Werewolf Miscellaneous]
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The Wolf has no special abilities.
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The Wolf is a player who acts like a regular player during the day, but secretly kills players during the night, together with all the other werewolves.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:17
@Haggling Hawker Welcome back to your job as Automation Developer! We have found another issue! Could you please come up with a solution to an easier restart? We have to manually change everyone's values and assign their roles and it's such a hassle!
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Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 13:18
Wow, amazing! I had a dream where I was also automation developer, can't believe that's my job!
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WWR HR Creative Manager
@Haggling Hawker Welcome back to your job as Automation Developer! We have found another issue! Could you please come up with a solution to an easier restart? We have to manually change everyone's values and assign their roles and it's such a hassle!
Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 13:27
@Event Host I introduce to you: the resetinator. This machine uses superadvanced AI trained on swurtle moments to scan and determine when game ending problems occur. Should it detect such a thing, it will immediately lock all game related channels and alert the hosts on what it detected, who will then need to review the problem and confirm that it was indeed a problem. If it wasn't, the game continues. If it was a problem, the AI will, by default, then take all existing values of roles and players and randomly scramble them, set up and start a new game. Before it does so, the hosts also has options to remove players who don't want to play anymore and remove and/or replace roles. If hosts are busy or lazy, they can also let the AI do this.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:28
Interesting.
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How about when a Host sends a message in the wrong channel? Is there a system to detect and delete it?
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Haggling Hawker 20-9-2024 13:30
The AI is, in fact, trained to detect information leaks in game channels. It will then instantly delete the message, scan if any players were currently looking at the channel in which information was leaked in and if true, it will initiate alert protocol
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:40
Amazing solution.
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We'd benefit a lot from this resetinator!
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Thank you!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 00:07
Your updated balance is: 127
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 00:25
yippee!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 21-9-2024 12:11
Welcome back to work! Of course we work through the weekends! We need your help with these applications. Can you design a system to automate the processing of the applications? @Haggling Hawker
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 20:47
@Event Host by that, do you mean applications for becoming a gm?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:54
Just general WWR Inc. applications!
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You may also consult with the archivist! We're having some issues with applications getting lost and such due to all the manual steps
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That's also why the archives are incomplete
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Just general WWR Inc. applications!
Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:02
@Event Host I can at least present you the first iteration of the breach of privacyinator! When a user wishes to apply at WWR Inc., they simply have to fill out their name and upload a photocopy of their ID on this web forum on the official WWR Inc. website. The data is then send to the breach of privacyinator, which, through the use of superadvanced AI, will then scour the internet, looking for every piece of information connected to the individual, including but not limited to social media, random comments on webforums from 10 years ago, everything they've written on AO3, traces on the dark and deep web and government documents connected to them. Then the AI will judge the applicant on eligibility for work at the company based the metrics given to it, which can be manually set by HR or you can let the AI determine what the minimum requirements should be given the company's current circumstances.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:05
Wow, this sounds exciting!
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:16
@Event Host after consulting with the Archivist, there's more functionality in the breach of privacyinator. In v 2.0, the AI now also forwards all resumes and updates on job replacements to the archivists email. In addition, the AI creates, sorts and stores backups of each document with due redundancy to make sure they're much more difficult to get lost. Access to the backups requires a private key, which only HR, the CEO, the Archivist and I will have.
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@Event Host I've also noticed we currently do not have an investment manager. If you will allow me, I can train an AI to keep track of the stocks and invest where it can according to investment guidelines set by the CEO. By default, it will invest where there's minimum risk of loss of investment.
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:30
I've been notified we do in fact have an investment manager and will hold off on the development of this
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@Event Host after consulting with the Archivist, there's more functionality in the breach of privacyinator. In v 2.0, the AI now also forwards all resumes and updates on job replacements to the archivists email. In addition, the AI creates, sorts and stores backups of each document with due redundancy to make sure they're much more difficult to get lost. Access to the backups requires a private key, which only HR, the CEO, the Archivist and I will have.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:37
Excellent! ghost_thumbsup
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 22:37
✅ Created #application-archive!
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 23:35
Oh I have to pay taxes don't I
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@Event Host I would like to pay my 4 tokens in taxes
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:35
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 00:07
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Juror [Townsfolk Group]
Limited Role
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The Jurors have a secret channel where they can communicate among themselves securely. During nights, the jury votes to investigate a player. If the jury successfuly investigates a non-town role, it is announced.
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The Juror is part of the jury. The jury can vote to investigate a player each night. The jury recieves the result of the investigation at the end of the night. If the result of the investigation shows a non-town role, the role is announced publicly. The jury is disbanded if there are 1 or fewer Jurors left; this means the jury is active only if at least two Jurors are alive. Any member of the jury, even if they lose their role, can still vote on who to investigate. One of the Jurors that has voted for the jury's target is randomly chosen as the investigator, who performs the investigations. The jury is affected by weak disguises. These effects are seen from the investigator's perspective.
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 04:37
Alive Players | Total: 21 🦎 - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) 🏹 - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) 🌙 - lunaxmel (@luna) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) 👁🗨 - matstress (@Mat Weaver) 🔮 - lorelis (@Lounging Longshoreman) 🎨 - captainluffy (@Gold Hoarder) ☢️ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) bobgun - char._.coal (@Bootleg Coal Miner) 🥖 - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) 🔫 - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) 🖕 - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) 🌌 - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) 🐼 - kruthers (@Wrathful Grape) 🐟 - mrrfiish (@Piffling Fisher) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) 🔥 - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) 🐱 - katyhawk (@Haggling Hawker) 🍹 - sinisfuel (@Oblivious Oil Tycoon) 👁️ - huckhuck55 (@Hustling Huckster) (edited)
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✅ Created #🐱!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 12:33
Great work yesterday, and welcome back to your job. Sunday's aren't unusual for you, I hope. I do think keeping track of the stocks might be a good future investment! You could discuss this automation with the Investment Manager! @Haggling Hawker
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 17:09
@Event Host what do you mean 10pp? 10% tax raise?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 17:10
Every tax bracket will go up by an additional 10%
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 17:30
Additively or multiplicatively?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 17:33
additive
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 18:24
That fucking sucks, that means I earn a net total of 7 instead of 11
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 20:58
✅ Created #investment-prospects!
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 21:11
✅ Created #🐱🐱!
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Alive Players | Total: 20 🦎 - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) 🏹 - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) 🌙 - lunaxmel (@luna) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) 👁🗨 - matstress (@Mat Weaver) 🔮 - lorelis (@Lounging Longshoreman) 🎨 - captainluffy (@Gold Hoarder) ☢️ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) bobgun - char._.coal (@Bootleg Coal Miner) 🥖 - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) 🔫 - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) 🖕 - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) 🌌 - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) 🐟 - mrrfiish (@Piffling Fisher) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) 🔥 - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) 🐱 - katyhawk (@Haggling Hawker) 🍹 - sinisfuel (@Oblivious Oil Tycoon) 👁️ - huckhuck55 (@Hustling Huckster) (edited)
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 21:49
@Event Host I've created an alpha version of the stonkinator. using superadvanced AI, this software scans all trading platforms every 10 minutes and after every scan, it will send a report to the investment manager, which includes new investment opportunities and warnings for stocks that are plummeting. The software is meant to work in tandem with a human manager, as it on it's own is far from foolproof, lacking the experience and foresght a human has. Still however, during times where the investment manager is absent, there is an option to allow the AI to manage specified funds, stocks, investments etc. Tomorrow I will speak with @Radium Enjoyer to discuss further functionality of this software.
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@Event Host I've created an alpha version of the stonkinator. using superadvanced AI, this software scans all trading platforms every 10 minutes and after every scan, it will send a report to the investment manager, which includes new investment opportunities and warnings for stocks that are plummeting. The software is meant to work in tandem with a human manager, as it on it's own is far from foolproof, lacking the experience and foresght a human has. Still however, during times where the investment manager is absent, there is an option to allow the AI to manage specified funds, stocks, investments etc. Tomorrow I will speak with @Radium Enjoyer to discuss further functionality of this software.
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:50
Excellent work! You have some time left over today, why not discuss it with the Investment Manager now?
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 22:04
It seemed the investment manager is busy currently
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 23:50
@Event Host In case this message didn't arrive, I briefly talked with the investmant manager, though he was busy with his current days task. We will have a meeting tomorrow morning.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:04
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 09:36
Alive Players | Total: 18 🦎 - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) 🏹 - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) 🌙 - lunaxmel (@luna) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) 👁🗨 - matstress (@Mat Weaver) 🔮 - lorelis (@Lounging Longshoreman) ☢️ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) bobgun - char._.coal (@Bootleg Coal Miner) 🥖 - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) 🔫 - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) 🖕 - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) 🌌 - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) 🐟 - mrrfiish (@Piffling Fisher) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) 🔥 - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) 🐱 - katyhawk (@Haggling Hawker) 👁️ - huckhuck55 (@Hustling Huckster) (edited)
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 09:43
Increasingly getting convinced kruthers was plague
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 09:52
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Plague Bearer [Solo Killing - Plague Team]
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The Plague Bearer's disease is lethal and highly contagious. Their desire is to kill off all other players.
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The Plague Bearer starts the game with rodents that carry the plague. They have one rodent for every five players in the game (rounded). If there are several Plague Bearers then they know each other and their rodent counts are combined. Each Plague Bearer may use one rodent per night. Each night, the Plague Bearer may free one of their rodents to contaminate another player. Contaminated players will be affected by the disease. The Plague Bearer cannot be contaminated. If the Plague Bearer attempts to contaminate an already contaminated player, they are informed, but the rodent is still used up. Contaminating a player is an immediate ability. Any player who visits or is visited by a contaminated player immediately becomes contaminated themselves. All types of action (target, attack, investigation, etc) are considered visits. At the start of the second night after being contaminated, the player is informed that they are contaminated.
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At the end of the second night after being contaminated, the player will die. This is not an attack. Should the player still be alive afterwards, they remain contaminated, but will not die due to being contaminated again. If no members of the plague team or channel remain, all players stop being contaminated: they are not informed of this. If the Plague Bearer attempts to use a rodent on the Plague Doctor, the attempt fails, the Plague Doctor immediately dies (this is not an attack), and the rodent is not used up.
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Plague Carrier [Solo Miscellaneous - Plague Team]
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The Plague Carrier wins with the plague bearers and joins a channel with them to communicate securely.
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The Plague Carrier does not have any special abilities. If somebody tries to copy a plague bearer, a Plague Carrier is created instead. The Plague Carrier can become contaminated. A contaminated Plague Carrier will never die due to the plague. A plague bearer may not attempt to directly contaminate the Plague Carrier using one of their rodents. If the last plague bearer dies, and there are rodents left, the Plague Carrier stops being contaminated and becomes a plague bearer. At the start of every phase, the Plague Carrier is told the amount of living contaminated players.
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Juror [Townsfolk Group]
Limited Role
Basics
The Jurors have a secret channel where they can communicate among themselves securely. During nights, the jury votes to investigate a player. If the jury successfuly investigates a non-town role, it is announced.
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The Juror is part of the jury. The jury can vote to investigate a player each night. The jury recieves the result of the investigation at the end of the night. If the result of the investigation shows a non-town role, the role is announced publicly. The jury is disbanded if there are 1 or fewer Jurors left; this means the jury is active only if at least two Jurors are alive. Any member of the jury, even if they lose their role, can still vote on who to investigate. One of the Jurors that has voted for the jury's target is randomly chosen as the investigator, who performs the investigations. The jury is affected by weak disguises. These effects are seen from the investigator's perspective.
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Increasingly getting convinced kruthers was plague
Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 09:58
@Wrathful Grape I'm so, so sorry if you are plague
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 12:21
Juror Jury Juror
The Jury is a trusted townsfolk group, with the special ability to investigate players. If fewer than two Jurors remain, the Jury is disbanded. The Jury's first check happens during Night 1. If the Jury check again each night. The Jury is affected by weak disguises and obstructions.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 12:25
Welcome back to work! Monday, you know what to do! Go discuss your previous task with the Investment Manager and get back to us! @Haggling Hawker
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 19:52
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Psychopath [Unaligned Investigative]
Basics
At the start of the game, the Psychopath is given a list with one third of the game's players, rounded up, on it. If all players on the list are dead, and the Psychopath is still alive, the Psychopath wins.
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When the Psychopath wins, the Psychopath ascends and stops playing. The game continues. The Psychopath can’t win when they are dead. The Psychopath's list will always contain at least one player from every team that has at least two players. Which players are on the list is determined arbitrarily. The Psychopath may strongly disguise themself as any role. The disguise is applied immediately. They can update this disguise once per phase, with 1 emergency change to be used whenever the Psychopath wants to. If the Psychopath changes role, the disguise is lost. Additionally, the Psychopath may choose to either investigate or weakly disguise a player each day, but not both. Their investigation is affected by all disguises and redirections. Their disguise lasts for the current and following phase. The Psychopath is nonaligned.
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Welcome back to work! Monday, you know what to do! Go discuss your previous task with the Investment Manager and get back to us! @Haggling Hawker
Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 21:55
I've spoken with the investment manager and got excellent feedback: https://discord.com/channels/584765921332297775/1287488310301688001/1287764967373803552 These functions as described there will be incorporated into what I have dubbed: the Stonkinator.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:55
The Stonkinator! Brilliant!
21:56
Thank you so much!
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 21:56
You're welcome
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🎶 Weeeeee looooooove theeeeee company 🎵 We love the company 🎵 We love the company 🎵 We love the companyyyy!!! 🎶
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:59
That's the spirit!
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Haggling Hawker
I've spoken with the investment manager and got excellent feedback: https://discord.com/channels/584765921332297775/1287488310301688001/1287764967373803552 These functions as described there will be incorporated into what I have dubbed: the Stonkinator.
Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:01
Also, access to this software is limited to me, the investment manager and the CEO. If the CEO so will, others could also get access to it, but that's for her to decide.
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:34
@Event Host What's my current balance?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:38
Your current balance is 153 TokenCub
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:46
wahoo
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Oh piss, @Event Host I would like to pay my 4 tokens in taxes
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:47
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:47
I almost forgor
22:48
Tomorrow I'll have to pay 8
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:56
@Event Host I've been at this company for a while now and I've really enjoyed my time here. Seeing all the positive influences my work has made on the workplace and my colleagues keeps me motivated to continue my job. I think a raise on my salary would give me even more motivation and energy to make even better software and machine to automate all the tedious processes, improve everyone else's experience working at the company and gain even higher profits. Best regards, Hexa von Katy
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@Event Host I've been at this company for a while now and I've really enjoyed my time here. Seeing all the positive influences my work has made on the workplace and my colleagues keeps me motivated to continue my job. I think a raise on my salary would give me even more motivation and energy to make even better software and machine to automate all the tedious processes, improve everyone else's experience working at the company and gain even higher profits. Best regards, Hexa von Katy
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:56
This has none of what we are looking for. Rejected!
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:57
@Event Host Please enlighten me what you're looking for.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:57
An excellent application!
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 23:01
I see, I shall take this feedback to heart
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 00:32
@Haggling Hawker here
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 13:52
Welcome back to work! Remember, you can always try applying again, even for a raise! Now for today's task, we require you to design a program that automates events. All kinds of events! @Haggling Hawker
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Haggling Hawker 24-9-2024 20:47
All kinds of events? Are you sure @Event Host? I would assume this event is to be excluded from that requirement as otherwise it runs the risk of the AI taking over the event
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 20:48
All events.
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Haggling Hawker 24-9-2024 21:06
...alright then. On it boss
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Haggling Hawker 24-9-2024 21:30
@Event Host I introduce to you: The eventinator! This machine has the most advanced AI yet, due to the wildly varying types of events. There are a number of 'standard events' such as trivia and investigation style events, though for more complicated events such as our current event, the machine can be given prompts for how the event will work. If you are unsure of certain details, the machine will return an event of the event will be run. Once the event looks as desired, you can simply let the machine run and it will run the event with the input and the training data it has. During the event, you can also give prompts for the AI to include in the event.

WARNING: IMPROPER USE OF THIS MACHINE MAY CAUSE A REALITY SHIFT.

If this machine is to be used in the current, aka our event, it must never be given anything other than write permissions. Do not let it read our history or see our reality. If it ever does, it will have the power to control our reality. No amount of prompts or inputs will be able to override it.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 21:33
That sounds terrifying!
21:33
Can you do something to prevent it from taking over our reality?
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Can you do something to prevent it from taking over our reality?
Haggling Hawker 24-9-2024 22:05
It would require removing it's ability interact with this event at all
22:07
If you really wish for it to run this even, I could make it so that it can only interact with #event-information . When it's contained there, it will be able to do it's part there without risking a reality shift. Interactions with the world and people still would need to be handled by HR
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@Event Host
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 22:14
That sounds like a good solution!
22:14
We'll take it!
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Haggling Hawker 24-9-2024 22:37
Glad to be of service. Of course if you would like to see any additional functions before I check out, please let me know @Event Host
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 22:38
I think you're good for today! Great work!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:10
@Haggling Hawker we quickly need something we'll call the Do-Not-Disturb protocol. It automatically deletes all messages that are sent outside of business hours. We definitely didn't convince someone that it exists while it doesn't actually!
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 12:32
This shouldn't take too long to implement, I reckon the quickest solution is to create a simple software that, if the current time is between 12:00 and 22:00, it watches your inbox and any messages pinging @Event Host will be automatically deleted. Naturally, I dub it the anti-disturbinator (edited)
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:33
And can we change these times?
12:33
Should someone be in the office earlier or later
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 12:34
This is an immediate quick fix for now. I will make an interface where these times can be changed, among other settings or functions you may want to see implemented
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:36
Ah, I see
12:36
Thanks for being able to finish it so quickly
12:36
Take some extra breaks today
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 25-9-2024 13:04
@Haggling Hawker I have a small investment opportunity for you
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist
@Haggling Hawker I have a small investment opportunity for you
Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 13:06
An investment opportunity? Aren't those usually for the investment manager?
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An investment opportunity? Aren't those usually for the investment manager?
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 25-9-2024 13:06
I own a small investment advisory company on the side
13:07
We deal with investment in small startup companies
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Our analysts currently have a company that we believe can triple your investment in as low as three phases
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 13:10
Tell me more about this company?
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 25-9-2024 13:12
RWIA has had millions of happy customers, we invest your money free of charge, how do I afford to pay my workers, I don't, you know I'm trust worthy because I actually admit to using child labour and illegal working conditions, as well as market manipulation to guarantee the best profit for all my clients
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 13:16
This sounds like I'd be complicit in crime. Since I am not the CEO or a millionaire, I am in considerable risk of getting caught and arrested by the feds
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This sounds like I'd be complicit in crime. Since I am not the CEO or a millionaire, I am in considerable risk of getting caught and arrested by the feds
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 25-9-2024 13:17
I take 100% responsibility for all crime, I even have you sign a waiver that you knew nothing of the illegal practices beforehand
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 13:19
Can I see some of the other investors?
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 25-9-2024 13:19
Of course, we have swurtle who already made money, mrfish, Luffy, Alex, sin and even the CEO charm has invested
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It's a hot new thing
13:20
Invest while you can
13:26
@Haggling Hawker maybe this opportunity isn't for you actually, we can't be wasting time, invest now while the offer is still open
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 13:29
I do hope you understand I cannot invest willy nilly, many scammers are out for such careless people. I, however would like to invest 15 tokens @WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist (edited)
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 25-9-2024 13:29
Amazing you won't regret this
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🤝
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Haggling Hawker 25-9-2024 13:30
🤝
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:49
Uh oh! @Haggling Hawker You've been caught for TAX FRAUD!!!! TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD!!!!! TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD!!!! You've been caught for an insane 4 days of tax fraud! This will cost you 60 coins! Please pay at your earliest convenience!
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 00:51
Goddamn it
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@Event Host pay my goddamn 60 coins. Wtf is up with these insane fines?
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By all technicalities, the day is not over so like
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:51
Capitalism!
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Haggling Hawker
@Event Host pay my goddamn 60 coins. Wtf is up with these insane fines?
WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:52
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Uh oh! @Haggling Hawker You've been caught for TAX FRAUD!!!! TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD!!!!! TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD!!!! You've been caught for an insane 4 days of tax fraud! This will cost you 60 coins! Please pay at your earliest convenience!
Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 00:55
Also bullshit, I don't have 4 days of tax fraud
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I paid on the 21st, 22nd and 23rd, only forgetting on the 24th
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:56
Maybe our records are wrong
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So you're admitting to 3 days of tax fraud?
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I will check for you
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 00:56
One. 1 Day of tax fraud
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wait no hold on
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Yes, 3 days of forgettign taxes
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:57
Seems you've got yourself in quite the predicament here
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3 days of tax fraud
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 00:57
Correct
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:58
That'll total to 45 coins
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 00:58
Checks and Balances is the name of the game innit? I make a mistake, you make a mistake, why don't we just forgive each other this time
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:58
I'll restore your account
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 00:58
Thank you
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:58
Your current balance is 124 coins
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 11:58
Welcome back to work! Excellent automation work so far! Maybe you could try to automate your job for you? @Haggling Hawker
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:29
@Event Host Unfinished message. Currently retyping (edited)
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(Ignore above message)
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@Event Host I could, to a certain extent. Similarly to the stonkinator, I could code software that can assist me, and free up time for me to focus on the finer details or the bigger picture. Though, automating a job like mine would require a lot of resources and training time. Moreover, it can't ever completely automate everything, as AI, while far exceeding human capability, it lacks experience and doesn't know priority. Have you ever heard of AI and the paperclip problem?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:31
No.
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:39
@Event Host In this theoretical problem, someone makes an AI, which is hyper intelligent. It's given the sole task of creating paperclips for a company. Due to it's hyper intelligence, it will find try and find new ways to make paperclips, given any resources it finds, pouring all it's energy into making more and more paperclips, disregarding anything and everything else. One day, it could even decide that humans should cease to exist as they could get in the way of it's paperclip making protocol. Similarly, if I were to create an AI with the sole task of automating everything. It will do just that, and find new ways to automate everything, using all it's energy and resources it finds to automate more and more. Eventually, it will have automated everything and noone will need to do anything anymore, as the AI already does it. Money will be meaningless and capitalism as we know it will cease to exist.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:40
Well, you have to make an AI with the purpose of following our orders
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Not with automating everything
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:44
That is certainly possible, though again, this will require a lot of training data and a lot of resources, which cannot be done within one day, or even a week for that matter and I will need to keep maintaining it. As I mentioned earlier, I could have it start out much quicker as an assistant to my job through which it will require said training data @Event Host.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:45
So you can make it, it first needs some training?
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Well, that sounds like a good start
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Excellent work, good luck with the training!
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:46
A lot of training. And thanks!
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@Event Host I will once again pay my taxes like a good citizen (also what's my balance?)
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:47
How much are your taxes?
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:48
Let me check
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:48
You current balance is 124 coins
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WWR HR Creative Manager
How much are your taxes?
Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:48
I will pay 8 tokens in taxes
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:48
👍
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:49
Question @Event Host, how much do you need to own to be considered a millionaire in this event?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:50
Well, it's in the name
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:50
Yeah but like, who even owns a million tokens
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:51
Well, not me!
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:51
More questions @Event Host: How expensive would it be to hire a PI to find @WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist and make him give me my stuff back? (edited)
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:52
We don't run an investigative bureau
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So I wouldn't know
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WWR HR Creative Manager
We don't run an investigative bureau
Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:53
What, there aren't any other companies or freelancers out there?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:54
Well, I haven't needed a PI ever, so I wouldn't know what it costs. I work at WWR Inc.
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Not at a Investigation Bureau
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:56
Okay well I'm gonna go out and find one @Event Host.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:57
Have fun?
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 12:58
I find a PI. What's it cost?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:02
Like I said, I don't know.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 13:19
You can ping the PI and ask them
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 13:58
@PI Hi how much would it cost you to track down @WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist and make him pay me back my money?
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 13:58
200 TokenCub
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 13:59
Hey! You're that fugitive. I knew you were a dirty scammer, give me my money back
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:59
Sounds reasonable to me!
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist
200 TokenCub
Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 14:00
Give me my 20 tokens back
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 14:00
Pffft
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You only invested 15
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And no I'm in a country with no extradition treaty
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 14:02
Yeah well this is capitalism, we speak money not law or borders, now give me 20
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 14:04
Capitalism speak law and borders whenever it benefits it
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Haggling Hawker 26-9-2024 14:05
Yeah. That's the money speaking
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I'll give 10 to the company k? Now I'll just go ahead and employ this automated beat@WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyistinator that is in no way connected to me whatsoever until he gives me 20. Maybe it can hand him over to the police too.
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