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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 12:21
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Priest [Townsfolk Killing]
Basics
Each night, the Priest may use their holy water on a player. If that player is a lycan, that player will be attacked. Otherwise, the Priest risks their own death.
Details
If the targeted player is a lycan, they are attacked. If they are townsfolk aligned, the Priest dies. If they are not lycan and not townsfolk aligned, the target isn't attacked and both the Priest and the target live. Using holy water on a player is an end-night ability.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 12:26
based based based based based
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McDonalds Cook 20-9-2024 12:36
lol
12:37
slay
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 12:41
i will!
12:41
stein town read immediately
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:17
@Radium Enjoyer Welcome to the third day on the job! You're doing great so far! I expect a balanced 12 player list by the end of the day, but please don't use any Unaligned roles this time around. We like to mix it up. (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 13:20
on it boss!
13:20
@Event Host let me just pay my taxes of 4 gibagul as i concoct a list real quick (edited)
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:21
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 13:32
Townsfolk Team Huntsman Royal Knight Assistant Assistant Child Citizen Citizen Werewolves Team Psychic Wolf Sneaking Wolf Wolf Gallant Fox Hell Team Devil Developer's notes: this list plays with lynches a lot - without any town killing roles, the lynches are town's best way of killing scum, and yet their only provable relies on foregoing a lynch. Moreover, the Gallant Fox poses a constant risk. The better the wolf team are doing, the more town has to rely on the Devil's wager for their kills, but by doing so they of course empower the Devil, who only needs a few souls for a potential sweep. If there were to be an unaligned added to this list, instincts may say Angel, but I think a Riding Hood would be more balanced. @Event Host
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stein town read immediately
Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 13:56
that said he's delaying weirdly
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Townsfolk Team Huntsman Royal Knight Assistant Assistant Child Citizen Citizen Werewolves Team Psychic Wolf Sneaking Wolf Wolf Gallant Fox Hell Team Devil Developer's notes: this list plays with lynches a lot - without any town killing roles, the lynches are town's best way of killing scum, and yet their only provable relies on foregoing a lynch. Moreover, the Gallant Fox poses a constant risk. The better the wolf team are doing, the more town has to rely on the Devil's wager for their kills, but by doing so they of course empower the Devil, who only needs a few souls for a potential sweep. If there were to be an unaligned added to this list, instincts may say Angel, but I think a Riding Hood would be more balanced. @Event Host
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:57
Excellent work once again. Thank you for this. I'll save it in the "Mini Wolves" folder for future use.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 13:58
thanks boss!
13:59
WHAT THE FUC
14:00
IM GOING INSANE
14:04
for the love of god i hope stein is actually town
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 14:15

ROLE LIST

Townsfolk:

Miscellaneous:

Citizen - Citizen - Citizen - Assistant - Assistant - Ranger - Stein?

Group:

Juror - Juror - Juror -

Killing:

Huntress - Priest - Jay

Power:

Hooker -

Werewolves:

Miscellaneous:

Recluse - Sneaking Wolf - Wolf - Wolf -

Power:

Saboteur Wolf - Tanner -

Investigative:

Tracking Wolf -

Solo:

Plague:

Plague Carrier - Plague Bearer -

Unaligned:

Killing:

Angel -
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 14:56
✅ Created #heliedtome!
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:07
@Event Host a formal application for a pay raise: name: jay "radium" enjoyer role: role list developer current pay: 40 gibagul requested pay: 50 gibagul reasoning: i have developed organisational skills during this job that allow me to take on a higher workload. i am also in possession of multitasking skills, garnered from my running werewolves games with many complex roles and actions that need to be executed at the same time, which - combined with my leadership experience, gained from previous roles as a senior gm and game host - could enable me to take on an apprentice or mentor another member of the wwr inc team
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@Event Host a formal application for a pay raise: name: jay "radium" enjoyer role: role list developer current pay: 40 gibagul requested pay: 50 gibagul reasoning: i have developed organisational skills during this job that allow me to take on a higher workload. i am also in possession of multitasking skills, garnered from my running werewolves games with many complex roles and actions that need to be executed at the same time, which - combined with my leadership experience, gained from previous roles as a senior gm and game host - could enable me to take on an apprentice or mentor another member of the wwr inc team
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:09
Rejected.
16:10
This application wouldn't have even gotten you the job in the first place. But we're merciful and we'll let you keep your job at your current rate of income.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:11
darn
16:11
i thought you'd already take into account the info in my initial application
16:11
but i understand wanting complete records
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:12
It didn't add anything additional that we're looking for in accepting a raise for this position.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:12
fair enough
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WWR HR Creative Manager
It didn't add anything additional that we're looking for in accepting a raise for this position.
Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:12
can i ask what a successful pay raise application might look like in theory?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:13
I wouldn't know, I don't keep the records. I simply follow the standards given to me.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:13
fair enough
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:31
@Event Host can i have another task im bored
16:32
and devoted to wwr inc of course
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:32
You can always try applying again!
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:32
i have no idea what to do to get a raise LMAO
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:33
You won't know if you're wrong until you try.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:33
kind of real actually...
16:33
ill think on it
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:33
Maybe you could try to apply for a different job!
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:33
i actually like my job tbh
16:33
im enjoying the role list tasks a lot
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:33
Of course you do.
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Such good work ethics
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:35
Any additional tasks won't do anything for your performance, but you could always re-do your task!
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:36
i might just start making random mwr lists
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 21-9-2024 00:00
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 00:06
Your updated balance is: 121
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 00:24
noooooo thank you!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 11:05
the power move here is to just claim priest
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 12:02
the thing is that no assistant should ever claim assistant
12:03
but I'm not sure anyone else realises that
12:07
@Event Host id like to pay my taxes of four gibagul please
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 12:07
ghost_thumbsup
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Your updated balance is: 121
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 12:08
sorry can i just check how you got this number actually
12:09
i was on 130 the day before, paid my taxes and late fees which should have brought me down to 120, and then my daily net (so including taxes) is 11 iirc so i should have ended up on 131 yesterday?
12:09
and then be on 127 rn
12:09
have i been pickpocketed
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WWR HR Creative Manager 21-9-2024 12:10
Welcome back to work! Of course we work through the weekends! We've got a big task for you today, I hope you're prepared! Please give us a balanced 50 player role list. @Radium Enjoyer
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Radium Enjoyer
have i been pickpocketed
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 12:11
nope, there are no secret changes to your balance, I can recalculate
12:14
start: 100 d0a: -20 house, -5 basic, +40 salary d0a end: 115 d1a: -20 house, -5 basic, +40 salary, -4 tax, -6 late tax d1a end: 120 d0b: -20, -5, +40, -4 d0b end: 131
12:14
you seem to be right
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 12:25
thanks boss!
12:25
i appreciate the correction
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Welcome back to work! Of course we work through the weekends! We've got a big task for you today, I hope you're prepared! Please give us a balanced 50 player role list. @Radium Enjoyer
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 12:25
i knew this was coming. i mean, on it boss!
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 12:32
Cc HelpSyntax $cc [create|create_hidden|create_multi|create_multi_hidden|add|remove|promote|rename|archive|leave|list|owners|spam|cleanup]Functionality Group of commands to handle CCs. $help cc <sub-command> for detailed help.Aliases - c
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✅ Created #🤖-radiumoffice!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 13:46
Townsfolk Team (25) Group Butcher (2) Cult Member (2) Killing Cult Leader Assassin Huntress (2) Investigative Fortune Teller Oracle Power Exorcist Hooker Herald Miscellaneous Citizen (2) Assistant (3) Journalist (2) Runner Fortune Apprentice Town Crier Coroner Macho Werewolves Team (15) Group Bloody Butcher Greater Coyote Lesser Coyote (2) Killing Lone Wolf Investigative Clairvoyant Fox Psychic Wolf Power Saboteur Wolf Tanner Corrupt Wolf Miscellaneous Sneaking Wolf Scared Wolf (2) Wolf Cub Recluse Flute Team (4) Flute Player (2) Flute Charmer Flute Apprentice Pyro Team (4) Pyromancer (2) Firebug Wisp Unaligned (2) Angel Despot Developer's notes: it's hard to maintain a cohesive list theme in lists of this size. I did choose to use the two solo teams with designated secondaries and tertiaries, which I think is more interesting than simply a Devil and three Demons. I also included as much interaction potential as I could - even small things like plenty of scope for Assistant plays, a Herald combined with lots of claimspace multiroles, the ability for Town Crier counterclaims from wolves and flute. A large list like this also has good opportunity for a coyote pack to shine, hence the Hooker, Macho, and Runner - even Firebug has the potential to activate Coyotes. @Event Host (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 14:17
Excellent work!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 15:27
@Radium Enjoyer Unfortunately we have to fire you! Feel free to reapply or to apply for a different position!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 15:34
HUH
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McDonalds Cook 21-9-2024 16:32
Huh indeed
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 17:53
@Event Host I'd like to apply for Senior GM:
  • lots of experience hosting to a high standard
  • an excellent history of mentoring junior hosts, having introduced different mentorship programs to wwr as facilities adjusted including the successful at the time mwr hosting gauntlet
  • well-liked and respected by younger gms and the playerbase
  • extensive experience making and balancing lists for potential games
  • able to use arbitrary mechanics to help mitigate volatility midgame
  • one of the few people with experience implementing themes
  • friendly and endearing hosting style
  • approachable yet firm leadership
  • will bring baked goods to improve junior gm morale
  • i make great coffee
  • i actually know how roles work
  • can manage and mitigate conflict within a team
  • i banned superb
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@Event Host I'd like to apply for Senior GM:
  • lots of experience hosting to a high standard
  • an excellent history of mentoring junior hosts, having introduced different mentorship programs to wwr as facilities adjusted including the successful at the time mwr hosting gauntlet
  • well-liked and respected by younger gms and the playerbase
  • extensive experience making and balancing lists for potential games
  • able to use arbitrary mechanics to help mitigate volatility midgame
  • one of the few people with experience implementing themes
  • friendly and endearing hosting style
  • approachable yet firm leadership
  • will bring baked goods to improve junior gm morale
  • i make great coffee
  • i actually know how roles work
  • can manage and mitigate conflict within a team
  • i banned superb
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:54
A good application, but not better than our current senior gm. Rejected!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 17:55
@Event Host I'd like to make a freedom of information suit to view successful the applications of current employees at wwr inc
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Radium Enjoyer
@Event Host I'd like to make a freedom of information suit to view successful the applications of current employees at wwr inc
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:58
I'm not sure what you are requesting!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
I'm not sure what you are requesting!
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 18:07
i would like to be sent the applications put in by all current wwr inc employees for their current positions, as per the guidelines of the freedom of information act
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 18:08
I'm not aware of this act, but if it indeed exists I'm sure you could send this request to our archivist.
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 18:13
okay thank u!
18:20
@Event Host I'd like to apply for the investment manager position!
  • i have a degree in economics (and some other things)
  • I've been to many banks before
  • I'm very cautious, so I won't look at risky investments, which is important at this point in the boom-bust economic cycle where the economy is in recession
  • I'm clairvoyant and will be able to predict which stocks are best to invest in
  • I've watched many documentaries about investment and investing, including one about fred skinner from the royal bank of scotland
  • i make great coffee
  • i work well in a team, liaising with other members such as the treasurer and ceo
  • i know how to make really cool powerpoints
  • my excel skills are unmatched
  • i did really well on my interest rates exams
  • I'm willing to try innovative new stratgies like investing in currency
  • to prove my clairvoyance: they're going to get rid of the gold standard in a year or so
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 18:35
i could also get a letter of recommendation from your treasurer if that would help
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Radium Enjoyer Unfortunately we have to fire you! Feel free to reapply or to apply for a different position!
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 18:45
also where's my severance pay
18:46
you've fired me without first putting me on a performance improvement plan so unless I'm offered another position at the company i believe I'm eligible for severance
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@Event Host I'd like to apply for the investment manager position!
  • i have a degree in economics (and some other things)
  • I've been to many banks before
  • I'm very cautious, so I won't look at risky investments, which is important at this point in the boom-bust economic cycle where the economy is in recession
  • I'm clairvoyant and will be able to predict which stocks are best to invest in
  • I've watched many documentaries about investment and investing, including one about fred skinner from the royal bank of scotland
  • i make great coffee
  • i work well in a team, liaising with other members such as the treasurer and ceo
  • i know how to make really cool powerpoints
  • my excel skills are unmatched
  • i did really well on my interest rates exams
  • I'm willing to try innovative new stratgies like investing in currency
  • to prove my clairvoyance: they're going to get rid of the gold standard in a year or so
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 19:23
This is a good application. I'm going to offer you a salary of 40 TokenCub for this position!
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i could also get a letter of recommendation from your treasurer if that would help
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 19:26
It could've if included as part of the application! But oh well
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you've fired me without first putting me on a performance improvement plan so unless I'm offered another position at the company i believe I'm eligible for severance
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 19:26
That does seem believable! Unfortunately we have chosen to ignore this. Feel free to take us to court.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
This is a good application. I'm going to offer you a salary of 40 TokenCub for this position!
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 20:11
I'm happy to accept!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:14
ghost_thumbsup
20:14
@Radium Enjoyer Please provide an investment plan!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Radium Enjoyer Please provide an investment plan!
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 20:19
in an economic downturn, we should invest in firms producing goods with inferior income elasticity - canned goods companies and other preservable foods are a good example. we could also invest in things that are worth very little right now but will likely bounce back in value, like housing developments and our domestic currency. i would suggest we invest 80% of funds in Bart's Canned Goods Company and the other 20% in currency and housing @Event Host
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:20
Sure, let's go for that. Please go ahead with the investments and provide a graph showing our projected profits through those investments. You may invest 10000 TokenCub for now
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 20:41
here are my share price predictions. i have bought 400 shares in Bart's, worth 20 gibagul each (8000 gibagul spend). i believe in six months, we can sell these shares for a total profit of 12,000 gibagul. we could also sell earlier and make a lesser profit if needed, but after the six month mark i predict shares in Bart's will decrease in value. i have also bought 150 shares in the gibagul currency for 6 gibagul each (900 gibagul spend). i predict at the one year mark these can be sold for a total profit of 6,600 gibagul, and that prices will steadily increase until then, letting us eject earlier. i have also bought 1100 shares in the top 100 housing companies (an aggregate fund) for 1 gibagul each (1100 gibagul total spend). i predict that in a year we could sell these for a total profit of 53,900 gibagul. this is potentially the most profitable investment, but also the riskiest, as until the ~11 month mark we are unlikely to be able to eject and make any significant profit. @Event Host
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:53
One of our stakeholders claims it would have made more sense to wait a few more months until we invest into the HT100, while we invest in Bart or gibagul in the meantime. What is your opinion on this claim?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
One of our stakeholders claims it would have made more sense to wait a few more months until we invest into the HT100, while we invest in Bart or gibagul in the meantime. What is your opinion on this claim?
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 21:13
the ht100 is the more uncertain. it's very possible we see a boom in foreign investment when the fund prices are low, which would drive up our share prices earlier than we imagined. investing before the majority of the attention will make sure we get the lowest buy price and can anticipate high sell prices
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:43
Ah, that makes sense!
21:44
Excellent plan then!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 21:54
thanks boss!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:47
@Event Host can i just check if there's any specific housing requirements for this role?
22:48
i'm looking to cut down my costs
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@Event Host can i just check if there's any specific housing requirements for this role?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:49
The requirement is shared living
22:49
Keep in mind your job is not the only thing this impacts!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:49
wait true
22:49
ill stay
22:51
@Event Host can i run a business out of my house
22:51
i want to make resources teaching people to invest and sell them
22:51
or resources to teach them to balance
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:54
Sure, I think?
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:57
@Event Host also can i hold multiple jobs at the same time
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:59
No.
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:00
damn
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:03
You have receive 10 coins from fish
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:04
excellent thank you
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:04
you receive 10 coins from swurtle
23:05
Make sure to consider the implications
23:11
@Radium Enjoyer There have been reports that you have been trying to access data that you have no access to usually. What do you have to say?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Radium Enjoyer There have been reports that you have been trying to access data that you have no access to usually. What do you have to say?
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:12
you did say i could request access if i wished! you invited me to contact the archivist, i took this as permission. i'm sorry if i was mistaken!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:13
Ah you were trying to trick him without mentioning this act!
23:13
That nobody has validated that exists!
23:13
Perhaps it does, I do not know
23:13
But he should know as it relates to his job
23:13
Please clear up this miscommunication
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:14
of course, i'll let him know about the act!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:47
@Participant You have been infected with Chronic Back Pain. Unfortunately this is not covered by your insurance. You may buy medicine for 50 coins or you will be unable to work.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Participant You have been infected with Chronic Back Pain. Unfortunately this is not covered by your insurance. You may buy medicine for 50 coins or you will be unable to work.
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:48
ill buy the medicine 😒
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:48
ghost_thumbsup
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 22-9-2024 00:01
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 00:01
i think ill pass thank u!
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 00:15
is austria probably ranger? yeah
00:15
am i comfy giving her town lead? no
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 00:29
im gonna die for this
00:29
without killing anyone
00:35
huck is doing his wolf tell
00:35
tentative scumreads
00:35
but ive only seen him do that once
00:36
so it could just be a thing he does sometimes
00:36
but to me.... wolfy
00:37
.....................i could just go for it
00:37
but it'd suck if i was wrong
00:37
so i won't
00:40
but i might die anyway........
00:40
i'm too active
00:40
why did val have to cc ME
00:42
hopefully i can pass off as being sus enough for wolves to avoid me
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 00:43
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Tracking Wolf [Werewolf Investigative]
Basics
Each night, the Tracking Wolf may find out how much of a threat a player is to the pack.
Details
Each night, the Tracking Wolf may check the category of a player's role to find out how much of a threat they are to the pack. The Tracking Wolf only learns how much of a threat the player is and not the role's category. For townsfolk and solo categories, investigative and killing roles are considered a major threat; power, recruitment and group roles a significant threat; and miscellaneous roles a slight threat. Werewolf killing roles are considered a slight threat. All other werewolf roles, as well as all unaligned roles, are not considered a threat. The Tracking Wolf’s check is an immediate ability. The Tracking Wolf is affected by strong disguises and redirections.
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 00:44
oh come on he's so scummy
00:44
but do i go for it
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 00:56
i need huck to keep putting sus on me
00:56
i need to survive the night
00:56
but if he's town, wolves will probably kill me
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 00:59
Alive Players | Total: 21 🦎 - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) 🏹 - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) 🌙 - lunaxmel (@luna) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) 👁🗨 - matstress (@Mat Weaver) 🔮 - lorelis (@Lounging Longshoreman) 🎨 - captainluffy (@Gold Hoarder) ☢️ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) bobgun - char._.coal (@Bootleg Coal Miner) 🥖 - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) 🔫 - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) 🖕 - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) 🌌 - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) 🐼 - kruthers (@Wrathful Grape) 🐟 - mrrfiish (@Piffling Fisher) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) 🔥 - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) 🐱 - katyhawk (@Haggling Hawker) 🍹 - sinisfuel (@Oblivious Oil Tycoon) 👁️ - huckhuck55 (@Hustling Huckster) (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 03:26
I can't claim priest here
03:26
as much as i want to
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 12:33
Welcome back to work, Sunday edition! It's lovely and sunny outside and you're inside. At least you're not suffering from your back pains anymore! I'm quite unfamiliar with how stocks work, I'm the Creative Manager, not the Stock Manager. But nonetheless, great work out there! Can you suggest to us another investment? I'm sure there must be something we can do to make money in a shorter amount of time! @Radium Enjoyer
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 12:53
@Wrathful Grape if you were pb I'm so fucking sorry
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:10
@Event Host my new investment plan is investing in gold. i predict that gold is going to rocket in value within the month compared to the gibagul, which could let us achieve significant profits in a very short timeframe. gold also holds its value very well - once it starts going up, it's unlikely to stop, the pace will just slow over time. (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 18:12
Why did we invest in gibagul yesterday then?
18:12
And not gold immedaitely
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:13
i think gibagul will show better returns long term - it's less expensive to invest in, and in the long term i think it will see a larger increase. however, gold is better for short term returns.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 18:15
So do you suggest we reduce our gibagul investments in favor of some gold investments?
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Also I'm curious how much profit have we already made since yesterday?
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So do you suggest we reduce our gibagul investments in favor of some gold investments?
Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:16
if short term profit is the goal, then yes, i would say so
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 18:17
Then lets go for it
18:18
How exactly will our total money available for investment be distributed afterwards?
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Also I'm curious how much profit have we already made since yesterday?
Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:22
all the share prices have gone up. the HT100, as i predicted, has had the slowest gains (up to 3 gibagul), since it's the longest term opportunity, but we also paid the least for it, so we shouldn't pull out now. the gibagul has seen gains, but not as much as I'd hoped. it's currently sitting at around 10 gibagul and we were hoping for closer to 15. if we pulled out all our gibagul shares now, we'd make a profit of 600 gibagul. bart's has seen the best gains, currently sitting around 35 gibagul. however, i still think it will go higher tomorrow, and we shouldn't pull out. in total, our investments (bought for 10,000 gibagul) are currently worth 18,800 gibagul.
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Then lets go for it
Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:24
we'll sell half of our gibagul shares and purchase gold shares. selling 75 gibagul shares at 10 will net us 750 gibagul in revenue, allowing us to buy 50 shares in gold for 15 gibagul each. we'll still have 400 shares in bart's, 75 in gibagul, and 1,100 in the ht100
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all the share prices have gone up. the HT100, as i predicted, has had the slowest gains (up to 3 gibagul), since it's the longest term opportunity, but we also paid the least for it, so we shouldn't pull out now. the gibagul has seen gains, but not as much as I'd hoped. it's currently sitting at around 10 gibagul and we were hoping for closer to 15. if we pulled out all our gibagul shares now, we'd make a profit of 600 gibagul. bart's has seen the best gains, currently sitting around 35 gibagul. however, i still think it will go higher tomorrow, and we shouldn't pull out. in total, our investments (bought for 10,000 gibagul) are currently worth 18,800 gibagul.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 18:34
Wow, that's a lot!
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:34
I'm good at my job. it's also very fortunate that a month passes every day of course
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we'll sell half of our gibagul shares and purchase gold shares. selling 75 gibagul shares at 10 will net us 750 gibagul in revenue, allowing us to buy 50 shares in gold for 15 gibagul each. we'll still have 400 shares in bart's, 75 in gibagul, and 1,100 in the ht100
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 18:35
Awesome, let's go for it!
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 18:35
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 23-9-2024 00:06
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:13
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) do i owe late fees again or is it still technically the same day
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:14
TOO LATE
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YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN CAUGHT
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:14
in my defence i was really busy with the actual game
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yeah fair
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:14
@Radium Enjoyer You have been caught for TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD
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You have paid no taxes or too little taxes TWO times
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What is your defense
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:15
well, since i was fired and re-hired within the same day, my bank ended up holding my salary bc they thought something suspicious was going on
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so i couldn't file tax forms in time
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i tell you what, if i handed you an extra 10 gibagul for your trouble, i'm sure everything would be smoothed out, right?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:16
You owe a total of 12 coins. You commited tax fraud on the following days: Today - 0 coins paid, 4 coins owned Yesterday - 4 coins paid, 12 coins owned You commited a total tax fraud of 12 coins. As such you are fined for 36 coins.
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:16
why did i owe twelve coins yesterday?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:16
You had a base salary of 40 coins + additional income of 20 coins for a total income of 60 coins
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you need to pay 20% tax on that for a total of 12 coins
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:17
ah but because these are two separate incomes, they each qualify separately for taxation
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so 10% on the 40, but nothing on the 20
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:17
We consider the total income only!
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Simple and fair tax system here
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:18
alright alright
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i'll pay the 36
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:18
I even warned you!
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Excellent!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:18
where
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Make sure to consider the implications
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:18
here!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 00:18
oh lol i thought you just didnt like swurtle
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no thats fair it's on me
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i don't pay taxes irl so this is very hard for me
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 01:33
hmm
01:34
does it count as meta to say "hey, this person who hasnt claimed yet hasnt been subbed out so they're clearly not inactive"
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bc obviously it kind of is but it's sort of impossible not to think about
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(im not saying this about this game yet, it's been a phase)
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(but like for future reference)
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does it count as meta to say "hey, this person who hasnt claimed yet hasnt been subbed out so they're clearly not inactive"
Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 01:38
it's sort of the same principle as things like "we haven't had a fast forward, we must be wrong in our list" it is meta, and it is also not going to be accurate because different hosts may be more on top of inactivity than others
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 01:39
tbf you should be checking activity pretty much every phase regardless of who you are (edited)
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inactivity is not a personal preference
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 11:02
@Host water ddd please
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Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 11:10
kitithumbsup
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 11:53
@Host in future if phase change is going to be early, even if it's within the ± mark, it's nice to let people know
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 12:13
also @Host can I get attack success/failure confirmation please
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Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 12:13
ahhh sorry i didn't know it required confirmation
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 12:14
^-^ it's okay
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Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 12:14
@Participant Attack fails.
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 12:14
i knew it failed anyway i just wanted to be extra sure
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 12:25
Welcome back to work! Today is Monday, so let's start the week off well! Please show us some good investments for the office! Better chairs, cheaper coffee, you name it! @Radium Enjoyer
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i knew it failed anyway i just wanted to be extra sure
Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 16:08
Update! My initial response of not giving feedback at all was in fact correct for the situation.
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 16:09
i was under the impression that all roles get feedback unless it's specified that they don't, but honestly it's never clear when a role does or doesn't
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 16:10
I would say the correct feedback would be "nothing happens" which is equal to no feedback but more clear
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 16:38
yeah that's very fair
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approved
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 18:31
✅ Created #actuallyimabigfanofmallards!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 18:42
I know alex is new but this is lowkey very frustrating
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you should not be wasting N4 checks like this when there's still 5 (potentially 6!) scum left
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Welcome back to work! Today is Monday, so let's start the week off well! Please show us some good investments for the office! Better chairs, cheaper coffee, you name it! @Radium Enjoyer
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 19:32
Better chairs are a great example. Our current chairs aren't very ergonomic: they don't support workers well, and they're not comfortable, which means some workers have been struggling with chronic back pain and discomfort, decreasing the quality of their work. We should also look at more efficient electronics - the kettle, microwave, light fixtures, and so on - to cut our electric bill in the long-term. Finally, we should invest in larger coffee mugs, so that employees have to refill them less frequently and spend more time working.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 19:34
Sounds logical. But how much should we invest in it?
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Sounds logical. But how much should we invest in it?
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 19:37
I suggest we set aside a budget of 1000 gibagul for improvements, prioritising the chairs, then the electronics, then the coffee mugs. I think this will be more than we need, so anything left over can be returned.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 19:38
Sounds good to me! Thank you for your input on the matter!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 19:39
no problem boss!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 19:54
@Event Host TAXES of 4
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 19:54
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Once per game, the Barber may choose to immediately attack one player during the day.
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After Day 1, at any time during the day, the Barber may once attack another player. The Barber also chooses whether they want to be revealed or not. If they choose to be revealed both their role and name is announced, otherwise neither is. The Barber’s attack is an immediate ability. If the Barber's attack fails, they are not revealed.
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:33
@Event Host in request of recent changes, i'm requesting a raise to 60 gibagul: here is the info from my initial application:
  • i have a degree in economics (and some other things)
  • I've been to many banks before
  • I'm very cautious, so I won't look at risky investments, which is important at this point in the boom-bust economic cycle where the economy is in recession
  • I'm clairvoyant and will be able to predict which stocks are best to invest in
  • I've watched many documentaries about investment and investing, including one about fred skinner from the royal bank of scotland
  • i make great coffee
  • i work well in a team, liaising with other members such as the treasurer and ceo
  • i know how to make really cool powerpoints
  • my excel skills are unmatched
  • i did really well on my interest rates exams
  • I'm willing to try innovative new stratgies like investing in currency
  • to prove my clairvoyance: they're going to get rid of the gold standard in a year or so here is my additional info and hence why i'm requesting a raise:
  • my clairvoyance has developed in prescience
  • i have expanded into making excellent brownies
  • i'm looking to subscribe to more news sources so that my predictions take more info into account
  • i have taken a course on game theory and prediction making
  • i have read two probability textbooks
  • i have finessed the coffee machine to produce coffee quicker, thus cutting down my time spent on coffee breaks
  • i have been networking with other investment managers and absorbing their advice
  • i have been developing my graph-drawing skills
  • i have invested in more graph-drawing software
  • i've been facing more health issues recently and would like to recoup some of my costs
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@Event Host in request of recent changes, i'm requesting a raise to 60 gibagul: here is the info from my initial application:
  • i have a degree in economics (and some other things)
  • I've been to many banks before
  • I'm very cautious, so I won't look at risky investments, which is important at this point in the boom-bust economic cycle where the economy is in recession
  • I'm clairvoyant and will be able to predict which stocks are best to invest in
  • I've watched many documentaries about investment and investing, including one about fred skinner from the royal bank of scotland
  • i make great coffee
  • i work well in a team, liaising with other members such as the treasurer and ceo
  • i know how to make really cool powerpoints
  • my excel skills are unmatched
  • i did really well on my interest rates exams
  • I'm willing to try innovative new stratgies like investing in currency
  • to prove my clairvoyance: they're going to get rid of the gold standard in a year or so here is my additional info and hence why i'm requesting a raise:
  • my clairvoyance has developed in prescience
  • i have expanded into making excellent brownies
  • i'm looking to subscribe to more news sources so that my predictions take more info into account
  • i have taken a course on game theory and prediction making
  • i have read two probability textbooks
  • i have finessed the coffee machine to produce coffee quicker, thus cutting down my time spent on coffee breaks
  • i have been networking with other investment managers and absorbing their advice
  • i have been developing my graph-drawing skills
  • i have invested in more graph-drawing software
  • i've been facing more health issues recently and would like to recoup some of my costs
WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:36
Rejected. this application doesn't add anything new that would convince us to give you a raise
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:36
i really dont understand the raise system tbh
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like really really dont
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:37
You have to make an application that's better than what you had before!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:37
i know that much but HOW
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:38
Maybe you can consult the people that have gottena payraise already!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:52
honestly it's stupid but i'm getting quite frustrated at the event (my fault lol) so i might bow out
22:53
i just don't understand it no matter how many hints i get
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:53
I can't give more hints as there's nothing more to it ghost_thonque
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:53
it's making me feel really stupid
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I can't give more hints as there's nothing more to it ghost_thonque
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:54
yeah i know i don't know why i don't understand
22:54
all your hints seem to be saying "add more stuff to your application" and then i do that and apparently i don't add anything of actual usefulness
22:55
and i can't for the life of me tell what's good on an application and what isn't
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:55
you're overthinking it!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:56
HOW
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okay lemme try again
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@Event Host requesting a raise skill 1: investment management. ive proved this by my sick ass investments skill 2: yelling at people. investment managers yell at people all the time! and i'm great at it skill 3: smoking. i'm going through cigarattes like you wouldn't believe - just like investment managers in the movies skill 4: role list making. is this a useful skill for this job? i don't care! skill 5: making out with other finance bros theres my five skills :)
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@Event Host requesting a raise skill 1: investment management. ive proved this by my sick ass investments skill 2: yelling at people. investment managers yell at people all the time! and i'm great at it skill 3: smoking. i'm going through cigarattes like you wouldn't believe - just like investment managers in the movies skill 4: role list making. is this a useful skill for this job? i don't care! skill 5: making out with other finance bros theres my five skills :)
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 23:00
Not awful, but nothing new ghost_pensive
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 23:00
yeah i didnt expect that to do anything
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i dont see how im overthinking it!!!
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i feel like im underthinking it!!!!!
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this is so frustrating
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 23:03
try again tomorrow, dont make yourself go mad ghost_grimacing
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 23:03
if i dont die tonight i might just quit
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i dont wanna get distracted from the game
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and this is definitely distracting me
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 24-9-2024 00:01
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 00:14
Alive Players | Total: 14 🦎 - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) 🏹 - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) 👁🗨 - matstress (@Mat Weaver) ☢️ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) 🥖 - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) 🔫 - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) 🖕 - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) 🌌 - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) 🔥 - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) 🥴 - kalimoor (@Carol-singing Coyote) 🪼 - alphaviki (@Jumping Jackalope) (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 00:17
🦎 - shapechange (priest) 🏹 - pokemoncross (ranger claim) wasted - swurtle (assistant claim) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (juror) 👁🗨 - matstress (assistant claim) ☢️ - bobloy 🥖 - im_dumm0 (ranger claim) 🔫 - sniper__22 🖕 - ddd8000 (priest claim, scum) 🌌 - sharleclaire bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (checked n1) 🔥 - steinator (assistant claim) 🥴 - kalimoor 🪼 - alphaviki
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@Host mattress lover supreme
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Werewolf Street Journal 24-9-2024 00:22
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 02:08
@Host fake turtle woman moding
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Werewolf Street Journal 24-9-2024 02:09
what
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what does this mean
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 02:10
swurtle
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Werewolf Street Journal 24-9-2024 02:10
ohhhhhhhhhh
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 24-9-2024 02:11
what
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Werewolf Street Journal 24-9-2024 13:31
@Participant Nothing happens.
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 13:31
gdi
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 13:52
Welcome back to work! We've acknowledged your need for chairs. Can you find us a comfortable desk chair so we can bulk order it? @Radium Enjoyer
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Welcome back to work! We've acknowledged your need for chairs. Can you find us a comfortable desk chair so we can bulk order it? @Radium Enjoyer
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 13:53
on it boss! I'd also like to pay my taxes of 8
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 13:53
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Welcome back to work! We've acknowledged your need for chairs. Can you find us a comfortable desk chair so we can bulk order it? @Radium Enjoyer
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:39
this is the Vyryn Chair Company Ergonomic Office Chair. reviews rate it highly for comfort (5 stars) and value for money (4 and a half stars). each chair costs 25 gibagul
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this is the Vyryn Chair Company Ergonomic Office Chair. reviews rate it highly for comfort (5 stars) and value for money (4 and a half stars). each chair costs 25 gibagul
WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 20:40
Amazing! We'll invest in some right away!
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:47
Dear @Event Host, I am once again requesting a raise. As you can see I work extremely hard at my job! I liase well with other people in my department, especially the Treasurer. I've helped out the Automation Developer and Archivist Specialist with their jobs. I have plenty of experience in other areas of the company, including Role List Development and Game Hosting, which really helps me to understand WWR Inc's core priorities and aims. With taxes being raised recently, and public benefits - as well as previous health issues - I'm struggling to afford a lifestyle which enables my health and wellbeing, and in fact I believe I'd make more daily if I went on to unemployment and decreased my standards of living than I do on my current salary. Given that I believe I am integral to WWR Inc's future profits and survival, and that I know with the current employment market the company would struggle to re-fill my position, I am requesting a significant raise. Much love, Jay "Radium" Enjoyer Investment Manager
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Dear @Event Host, I am once again requesting a raise. As you can see I work extremely hard at my job! I liase well with other people in my department, especially the Treasurer. I've helped out the Automation Developer and Archivist Specialist with their jobs. I have plenty of experience in other areas of the company, including Role List Development and Game Hosting, which really helps me to understand WWR Inc's core priorities and aims. With taxes being raised recently, and public benefits - as well as previous health issues - I'm struggling to afford a lifestyle which enables my health and wellbeing, and in fact I believe I'd make more daily if I went on to unemployment and decreased my standards of living than I do on my current salary. Given that I believe I am integral to WWR Inc's future profits and survival, and that I know with the current employment market the company would struggle to re-fill my position, I am requesting a significant raise. Much love, Jay "Radium" Enjoyer Investment Manager
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 20:54
That is indeed a convincing request. We can offer you a salary of 40 coins!
20:55
Which is in fact the same as your current salary!
20:55
Because for some reason one salary increase up from 40 is still 40!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 20:55
We love capitalism at WWR Inc.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
That is indeed a convincing request. We can offer you a salary of 40 coins!
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 21:30
I accept, I guess!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 21:31
Congratulations!
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 21:37
Dear @Event Host, Thank you for my recent raise! However, I've found that the salary increase of 0 has not helped with many of my problems. I believe my excellent leadership and communication skills, my dedication to WWR Inc's mission, my timely completion of all tasks, my excellent results, and my general politeness towards everyone at the company deserve more compensation. Moreover, my understanding of Edge Cases and my problem-solving skills help me in many areas, such as creating innovative solutions to issues much like the Automation Developer. I know that this second request comes very quickly after the first, but since days are months it's actually been a week or so. Thank you for your consideration, Jay "Radium" Enjoyer Investment Manager
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Dear @Event Host, Thank you for my recent raise! However, I've found that the salary increase of 0 has not helped with many of my problems. I believe my excellent leadership and communication skills, my dedication to WWR Inc's mission, my timely completion of all tasks, my excellent results, and my general politeness towards everyone at the company deserve more compensation. Moreover, my understanding of Edge Cases and my problem-solving skills help me in many areas, such as creating innovative solutions to issues much like the Automation Developer. I know that this second request comes very quickly after the first, but since days are months it's actually been a week or so. Thank you for your consideration, Jay "Radium" Enjoyer Investment Manager
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 21:55
There's nothing new in here, rejected!
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 25-9-2024 00:10
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
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Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 00:10
@Host mattress enjoyer supreme but for real this time
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Werewolf Street Journal 25-9-2024 00:10
kitithumbsup ❤️
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Werewolf Street Journal 25-9-2024 11:58
@Participant Nothing happens.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:09
Today's task is to convince us that the chairs weren't an awful investment. We bought 20 of them but we have 10 leftover for some reason... @Radium Enjoyer
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Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 14:10
@Event Host i would like to pay my taxes of 8 and make a donation of 5 gibagul to the shelter
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 14:13
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Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 16:41
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Today's task is to convince us that the chairs weren't an awful investment. We bought 20 of them but we have 10 leftover for some reason... @Radium Enjoyer
Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 16:45
There are many things we can do with these chairs! 1. Keep them. Even the best chairs are going to break eventually, even if it takes ten years. This way, we'll have spares when that happens! 2. Sell them on. Since they're new, we can even sell them for the same price and recoup all our money. 3. Donate them. We may lose a small portion of our monetary investment if we take this route, but we'll increase our charitable persona and we can claim them back on taxes anyway!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 16:46
glad this sticker is getting its milage
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There are many things we can do with these chairs! 1. Keep them. Even the best chairs are going to break eventually, even if it takes ten years. This way, we'll have spares when that happens! 2. Sell them on. Since they're new, we can even sell them for the same price and recoup all our money. 3. Donate them. We may lose a small portion of our monetary investment if we take this route, but we'll increase our charitable persona and we can claim them back on taxes anyway!
WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 16:47
Great suggestions! Do you think the Wolvespine Official Cat Shelter would appreciate some desk chairs?
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Great suggestions! Do you think the Wolvespine Official Cat Shelter would appreciate some desk chairs?
Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 16:48
Definitely! Since most of the money they make will go to stuff for the cats, their employees and volunteers probably don't have very good facilities. Some desk chairs might be very needed!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 16:51
Perfect! We'll donate a few and keep the rest at our office!
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Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 19:42
day 1 of investment manager tasks: what stocks should we invest in? draw a whole ass graph and get interrogated! day 4 of investment manager tasks: we bought too many chairs dawg
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 19:45
It's kinda hard to think of investment tasks when you have no clue about how investment works noowaoa
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Radium Enjoyer 25-9-2024 19:53
i definitely enjoy the simpler tasks more lol
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 26-9-2024 00:13
@Participant You may use your holy water on a player!
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 01:13
@Host bob the builder (can he fix it)
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Werewolf Street Journal 26-9-2024 01:13
👍 yes he can
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Werewolf Street Journal 26-9-2024 11:48
@Participant Attack succeeds!
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 11:49
YIPPEEEEE
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 11:49
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Priest [Townsfolk Killing]
Basics
Each night, the Priest may use their holy water on a player. If that player is a lycan, that player will be attacked. Otherwise, the Priest risks their own death.
Details
If the targeted player is a lycan, they are attacked. If they are townsfolk aligned, the Priest dies. If they are not lycan and not townsfolk aligned, the target isn't attacked and both the Priest and the target live. Using holy water on a player is an end-night ability.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 11:58
@Radium Enjoyer Can you show us a cool graph? We'll only accept it if its cool.
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 12:01
you are going to get the coolest graph ever made, boss
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 12:03
I'm looking forward to it
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:04
we bought too many chairs dawg
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:06
Congratulations! You've received a raise of 0.5 coins and one office chair! Your income is now 40.5 coins per day!
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:07
YIPPEEEE
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:07
Enjoy your office chair especially
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:08
thank you!
13:08
are gifts taxable or only income?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:08
Your office chair will be taxed (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:08
LMAO
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:09
I guess if you make it apply to a job it might gain something
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:09
what's the tax rate on office chairs
13:09
@Event Host i would like to pay my 8.1 coins of tax
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Radium Enjoyer
what's the tax rate on office chairs
WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:11
Take a screw out, I guess
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:31
@Event Host here's your screw. also can i just ask if this is the last day of the event?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:32
We'll end the event together with the game, can't say more on it
13:32
Thanks for the screw
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:56
no problem, enjoy
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 19:08
@Event Host
19:09
debuting a new graph format called the "zen graph"
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:11
Unfortunately I forgot my glasses at home today so I cannot judge whether this graph is actually cool as I cannot see. Can you please provide a comprehensive list of what makes this graph cool?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Unfortunately I forgot my glasses at home today so I cannot judge whether this graph is actually cool as I cannot see. Can you please provide a comprehensive list of what makes this graph cool?
Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 19:13
of course! 1. instead of boring data point markers, there are cats. the cat's name is zen and he's very cool 2. instead of boring greys and navy blues there are gay 80s disco glowstick colours 3. the graph is about vera, who is the coolest
19:14
portrait of zen, circa 2024
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:18
It seems the graph's coolness relies on vera's coolness so I suppose we have to wait for vera to evaluate if they're sufficiently cool to pass the task
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@Event Host
WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 19:35
Whoa! Cool!
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 19:51
thanks boss!
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 22:57
@Event Host hello bosses i'm being asked to request the following info: Total of: Executive Department - Funds 🪙 Art & Design Department - Funds 🪙 HR Department - Funds 🪙 Development Department - Funds 🪙 Finance Department - Funds 🪙 Hosting Department - Funds 🪙 Facility Department - Funds 🪙
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:58
I'm not sure how we would have this information
22:58
What are we being asked for
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 23:07
i also dont know to be fair
23:07
ive been told to ask
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:02
@Host i will attack swurtle again tonight for the hilarity and amusement
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Werewolf Street Journal 27-9-2024 00:02
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