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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 21:25
@Hustling Huckster has been added to #office.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:25
Here's your office!
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:28
I’ve noticed there are pictures and plants around the room. Please remove them. The homely feel spawns laziness! This is not a home, this is an office. Productivity does not need decor!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:28
Alright!
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You've taken an entire two days of leave, how will you be able to catch up to everyone else's level of productivity now?
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:29
Who was the “assistant” btw? I must write them a strongly worded letter
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
You've taken an entire two days of leave, how will you be able to catch up to everyone else's level of productivity now?
Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:29
I do not expect this to be very hard seeing as everyone is lazy.
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Who was the “assistant” btw? I must write them a strongly worded letter
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:29
I think there maybe never was one
21:29
I'm not sure actually
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:30
Ah yes, without an archivist, how would you know!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:30
Yeah we need to get the archives back in order!
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:30
Has the automated records been functioning or did that break down too?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:31
That broke unfortunately
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:31
This place is a mess!! Ahhh!
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Did we fire the automation department?
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Seems like something that should have been fixed.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:32
I'm sure you have it archived, but your employee info is the following: Title: Archivist Specialist Level: 1 Salary: 30 Living Arrangement: House Insurance: Basic Balance: 113
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:32
LEVEL 1?!?!
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Did we fire the automation department?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:32
They were working on some AI automation projects
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I dont think those were necessary
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But I had no say in that
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:32
Sir. I am surely a higher level than this office of slackers!!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:33
It seems not, the records have you as a Level 1 employee
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We are unable to change this without an application for a pay raise
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:34
I will be working around the clock to get this all in order!
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Also, I recommend our automation department be tasked with fixing the machines. They went down as soon as I left. Damn, even the computers are slackers!!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:35
Indeed
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:38
May I make some ccs to communicate with our CEO? I’m sure they would have a finger on the pulse. They sure are brilliant at their job!
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:46
Also. May I get a list of the currrnt staff? I would like to hold a staff meeting to discuss what we must do to repair this office to be the well oiled machine that it once was before I went on leave.
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@Event Host
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Also. May I get a list of the currrnt staff? I would like to hold a staff meeting to discuss what we must do to repair this office to be the well oiled machine that it once was before I went on leave.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:49
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:33
okay. first thing tomorrow, i will have to call the company meeting, seeing as i didnt get this list until the end of the work day. As we all know, these slackers go home as soon as the work day is over and therefor will no be reachable.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:33
Well
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Game's over it seems
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:33
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
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this does no impact the wwr inc company though
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this is our great company
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and therefor, is ever lasting
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a game may finish, but our jobs are eternal
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:35
Unfortunately not
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:35
THEYVE GOTTEN TO YOU ALSO?!?!?!
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OUR GREAT HR DEPARTMENT! INFECTED BY THE SLACK
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:36
I'm dead and still working
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:36
BECOME YET ANOTHER SLACKER JAMMED IN THE COGS
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right, you are working. but will you stop working once this so called "game" is finished?
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huh
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wait. can i make a cc with the dead people?
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wait.
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can a dead person make a cc?
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so many questions about being dead
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:39
no dead people cant make ccs
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:39
at least i have a resident expert on this call
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:39
I can though
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Simply because I am better and more hard working
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so I can create ccs while dead
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:39
damn!
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you deserve the highest of wages!
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uhhh.... maybe you should be the automation department
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wait! are you a robot?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:40
ghost_hepi
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:40
sorry, dumb question. theres no such thing as robots.
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only ghosts
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that do tasks repedatively
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every programmed command in our great company is ofc and obviously a ghost. yes, i see and recognize you @Fortune Master
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good work never taking breaks. you are the only hard worker around here
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well. besides ts. he seems to know his job and be able to excel at it.
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