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🕵 S12g5r Secret Channels #2 / juror
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 12:21
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Juror [Townsfolk Group]
Limited Role
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The Jurors have a secret channel where they can communicate among themselves securely. During nights, the jury votes to investigate a player. If the jury successfuly investigates a non-town role, it is announced.
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The Juror is part of the jury. The jury can vote to investigate a player each night. The jury recieves the result of the investigation at the end of the night. If the result of the investigation shows a non-town role, the role is announced publicly. The jury is disbanded if there are 1 or fewer Jurors left; this means the jury is active only if at least two Jurors are alive. Any member of the jury, even if they lose their role, can still vote on who to investigate. One of the Jurors that has voted for the jury's target is randomly chosen as the investigator, who performs the investigations. The jury is affected by weak disguises. These effects are seen from the investigator's perspective.
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 12:24
soooo
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the jury....
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where uh
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where are they?
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where are they?
Werewolf Street Journal 20-9-2024 12:32
bot cached mid-start and didnt make a few of the channels, we're doing it manually
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 12:32
ok thank you
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:17
@Piffling Fisher Today's applications are open again! Get that money, get to applying!
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 13:17
YAYYYYYY
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@Event Host Hello again WWR! First of all, its so nice to speak to you again, I can't remember if I was talking to you in a dream before or not but thats beside the point. I would like to apply for Junior Game Master please. My friends all say im a master of games for one, and one time i dropped a nuke in COD (like the fish). I also pulled a sick 360 last game, which MIGHT have been in a dream, but either way that just shows I am so dedicated to mastering games I can do it in my sleep!
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@Event Host Hello again WWR! First of all, its so nice to speak to you again, I can't remember if I was talking to you in a dream before or not but thats beside the point. I would like to apply for Junior Game Master please. My friends all say im a master of games for one, and one time i dropped a nuke in COD (like the fish). I also pulled a sick 360 last game, which MIGHT have been in a dream, but either way that just shows I am so dedicated to mastering games I can do it in my sleep!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 13:35
Unfortunately this application did not have what we are looking for. Rejected!
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 13:37
Alive Players | Total: 22 🦎 - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) 🏹 - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) 🌙 - lunaxmel (@luna) 🦆 - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) 👁🗨 - matstress (@Mat Weaver) 🔮 - lorelis (@Lounging Longshoreman) 🍆 - derpsnorlax (@Sleepy Security Officer) 🎨 - captainluffy (@Gold Hoarder) ☢️ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) bobgun - char._.coal (@Bootleg Coal Miner) 🥖 - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) 🔫 - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) 🖕 - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) 🌌 - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) 🐼 - kruthers (@Wrathful Grape) 🐟 - mrrfiish (@Piffling Fisher) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) 🔥 - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) 🐱 - katyhawk (@Haggling Hawker) 🍹 - sinisfuel (@Oblivious Oil Tycoon) 👁️ - huckhuck55 (@Hustling Huckster) (edited)
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✅ Created #fisherism!
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 13:45
@Event Host Hi WWR HR! At this point it is clear nothing I can put in my application will get me a job here, so I have decided to resort to more drastic measures. I have hired one of your employees who will not be named for their protection, along with a random hobo with a lighter I found on the side of the street. They have set up bombs and have prepared many cans of oil in your big office HQ. The ONLY thing that will stop them from completely razing the place will be if you hire me as your Junior Game Master. Thank you for your time, I hope you can consider my offer. With kind regards, Mr. Fish.
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@Event Host Hi WWR HR! At this point it is clear nothing I can put in my application will get me a job here, so I have decided to resort to more drastic measures. I have hired one of your employees who will not be named for their protection, along with a random hobo with a lighter I found on the side of the street. They have set up bombs and have prepared many cans of oil in your big office HQ. The ONLY thing that will stop them from completely razing the place will be if you hire me as your Junior Game Master. Thank you for your time, I hope you can consider my offer. With kind regards, Mr. Fish.
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:45
Rejected.
13:46
Your application didn't fit any of our preset standards.
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 13:46
crime doesnt pay....
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Your application didn't fit any of our preset standards.
Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 13:46
what are the preset standards 😭
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:47
Having a job does pay! Work on your application! Maybe try a different job!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 13:48
Try something you haven't tried before!
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 13:49
well i hadnt tried a bomb threat before to be fair
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but theres a first time for everything
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 14:00
@Event Host Hello Council of WWR Hello WWR. First of all, I would like to formally apologize for my last application as I had let my emotions cloud my judgement. Now, I would like to once again apply for Junior Game Master here at your amazing company. First and foremost, I would like to reference my experience adminning for a niche game community known as Space Station 13, where I have 600+ hours spent adminning and have run plenty of my own events. Additionally, I own a couple of Blood on the Clocktower servers where I have experience running games of that. I even have experience with using discord bots which will be perfect for being a junior GM. Thank you for considering my application, if you wish to see cat pictures I will forward them with my resume.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 14:02
You really thought it made sense to try the same position again for a third try?
14:02
Still an awful application, rejected! (edited)
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 14:03
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 00:06
Your updated balance is: 100
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 00:07
thank you my friend
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WWR HR Creative Manager 21-9-2024 12:10
Even in the weekends, our office is open for applications! Keep on trying! @Piffling Fisher
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 12:10
im gonna cry vera
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youve pushed me to the brink
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 12:24
maybe you can steal other peoples applications and try to improve on them?
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 12:25
i dont have other peoples applications right now...
12:25
i can try...
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 12:26
Maybe our archivist would have such data?
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 12:27
youre a smart guy WWR HR
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:57
@Event Host Fourth time is the charm WWR HR. A new day, a new me, I would like to apply for Junior GM at your company. Experience 3 in-game days of Unemployment Hosted many many events (not WWR or mafia) Helped to moderate a server for one of the biggest repositories on github. Skills Teamwork, leadership, adaptability, problem-solving, moderation, communication, skills management, attention to detail, active listening, critical thinking, interpersonal communications, possible unsolved murders, creativity, customer service, organization, conflict resolution, speech, decision making. Contributions I have read every single role when I first joined the server, meaning I am perfect to be able to help host and properly use said roles in games. How will I help I will help the Senior GM to the best of my abilities, their wish is my command and I will do what I must to push this company forward in the name of profits.
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Piffling Fisher
@Event Host Fourth time is the charm WWR HR. A new day, a new me, I would like to apply for Junior GM at your company. Experience 3 in-game days of Unemployment Hosted many many events (not WWR or mafia) Helped to moderate a server for one of the biggest repositories on github. Skills Teamwork, leadership, adaptability, problem-solving, moderation, communication, skills management, attention to detail, active listening, critical thinking, interpersonal communications, possible unsolved murders, creativity, customer service, organization, conflict resolution, speech, decision making. Contributions I have read every single role when I first joined the server, meaning I am perfect to be able to help host and properly use said roles in games. How will I help I will help the Senior GM to the best of my abilities, their wish is my command and I will do what I must to push this company forward in the name of profits.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:59
Not a great application, but since the position is open you're hired!
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
YAYYYYYYYYY
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THANK YOU WWR HR TS
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:59
10 TokenCub salary
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
IM SO HAPPY
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YAYYYYYYYYYY
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:00
@Piffling Fisher Your task: Find a unique edge case and consider how it could be resolved.
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:00
ok thank you
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my timer is 1 hour
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🐟
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@Event Host give shapechange 10 coins (i will get my billionare course)
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also can you guys refund this event CC i wanna make?
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 23:03
✅ Created #eventfish!
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Piffling Fisher's ccs is 2!
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Piffling Fisher's ccs value now is 1!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:03
refunded
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Piffling Fisher
@Event Host give shapechange 10 coins (i will get my billionare course)
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:03
ghost_thumbsup
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:03
thank you bestie
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Piffling Fisher Your task: Find a unique edge case and consider how it could be resolved.
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:24
@Event Host ok so basically if there is a poltergeist (from the haunting game mode) and they lock down the tavern, the alcoholic is not able to get defense since their "defense" is just them visiting the tavern, therefore meaning they have no protection.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:25
ghost_thumbsup
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 02:57
@Host i just want to let you know i said something in the wrong channel that i think was an event channel #jurycouncil oops lmao
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 03:04
✅ Created #luffster!
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Piffling Fisher
@Host i just want to let you know i said something in the wrong channel that i think was an event channel #jurycouncil oops lmao
Werewolf Street Journal 22-9-2024 03:14
If this is about using event channels for non event things you should ping event hosts bc us main hosts don't careeeee But if you accidentally sent smth I'm sure it's fine
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 03:14
oh ok well yeah
03:14
i did do that oops lol
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 04:56
⛔ You have hit the CC limit of 2 CCs!
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 04:56
bruhh!!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 12:32
A job, a house, insurance... It's all looking up from where you started. Welcome back to your job! On this lovely Sunday, we sitll require you to work. Find us aother edge case! @Piffling Fisher
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 12:33
YAY
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THANK YOU BESTIES
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 12:33
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Ranger [Townsfolk Miscellaneous]
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The Ranger may select a player to reveal with their dying breath.
Details
The Ranger may target a player. They can update this target once per phase, with 1 emergency change to be used whenever the Ranger wants. The Ranger may choose to target nobody, which will stop their power from being used. When the Ranger dies in any way other than by directly being lynched, their target will be revealed in story time. The Ranger’s role, their target, and their role will be revealed to all. If the Ranger did not target a living player, the Ranger’s role isn’t revealed. The Ranger is affected by strong disguises.
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 14:19
@Host what happens if priest goes for a hooker?
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@Host what happens if priest goes for a hooker?
Werewolf Street Journal 22-9-2024 14:25
They die because it registers that they are attacking a town player, even if the player evades the attack.
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I think.
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Werewolf Street Journal
I think.
Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 14:25
can you please check for me bestie idk where id see
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Werewolf Street Journal 22-9-2024 14:26
I'm just gonna ping @Event Host because they're more knowledgeable than me (sorry its for non event things babes)
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Werewolf Street Journal
They die because it registers that they are attacking a town player, even if the player evades the attack.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 14:27
Correct conclusion, but priest doesn't attack town aligned people at all
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WWR HR Creative Manager
A job, a house, insurance... It's all looking up from where you started. Welcome back to your job! On this lovely Sunday, we sitll require you to work. Find us aother edge case! @Piffling Fisher
Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 14:27
@Event Host when a priest goes after a hooker who is currently visiting another player, they die even though the player is not technically there!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 14:28
Well this doesn't count!
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 14:28
lmao
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thats fair
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thats not actually why i asked i just asked that cause its relevant to the game and then realized itd be funny to send that sorry krem i wasnt trying to use you as event host food
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Werewolf Street Journal 22-9-2024 14:37
dw i figured it may be relevant to the game lol
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WWR HR Creative Manager
A job, a house, insurance... It's all looking up from where you started. Welcome back to your job! On this lovely Sunday, we sitll require you to work. Find us aother edge case! @Piffling Fisher
Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 14:51
@Event HostDue to it not being specified, a horseman IS able to target and doom horsemen they have united with or themselves! I am not sure why anyone would ever wish to do it, but it IS always an option and could be nice if they want to hide the fact they exist in a hidden list game.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:06
ghost_thumbsup
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 00:24
@Host can reporters step down like mayors?
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just thinking of options
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Werewolves Broadcasting Company 23-9-2024 00:28
Yes
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The reporter may resign at the end of any phase
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;mayor and ;reporter describes it in more detail
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 00:29
hmm
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alrighty thanks
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 01:30
✅ Created #bobloy!
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Scared Wolf [Werewolf Miscellaneous]
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The Scared Wolf will be protected from the first night attack to target them.
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If it is attacked by anyone at night, it will escape unharmed the first time. The Scared Wolf is informed that they were attacked. After being attacked once, it will lose its ability.
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 01:40
@Host attackers dont get feedback for scared wolf? or do they. IE the priest.
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Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 01:40
they do not
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 01:40
kk thanks
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 09:39
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Hooker [Townsfolk Power]
Basics
Each night, the Hooker sleeps with another player. They will not be killed by attacks on them, but will be affected by those taking place at their target’s house.
Details
Since the Hooker is at the other player’s house and not at home, any attacks targeting the Hooker in the night will fail; however, if the person they’re sleeping over at is being attacked, then they both are attacked. Choosing a player to sleep with is an immediate ability. From that point on, they will stay with that player for the rest of the night. The Hooker may also choose not to sleep with anybody. The Hooker may not sleep with the same player two nights in a row.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 12:25
Welcome back to work on this beautifully dull Monday. Capitalism continues in death, and so does being a Junior Game Master. Find us another edge case please, and don't forget to consult the Senior Game Master! @Piffling Fisher
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 12:25
thank you HR
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 14:15
@Event Host can i please be granted a place to speak with my senior?
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also i sleep now ill do that stuff in the morning
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gn gn gn
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 14:23
✅ Created #conversation-room!
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 22:59
@Event Host Hello yes I found an edge case! So basically, when an infecting wolf infects certain roles, namely the town group roles and the cupid, it will turn them not into a normal wolf but into a special wolf, like a Bloody Butcher, Cult Wolf, or Cupid Wolf. As a side note, infecting wolf working on butchers and cult sounds a bit scary....
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 23:00
ghost_thumbsup
23:00
Boring, but acceptable!
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:01
im sorry my lord WWR HR i will try better next time
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 13:51
Welcome back to work! Today's task is like every day! Please find us an edge case! Try harder this time around! Feel free to discuss it with your superior. @Piffling Fisher
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:55
@Event Host Hello HR I am running on like 5 hours of sleep and turning this in an hour before my exam in the name of capitalism. Anyways, I am not exactly sure what happens, but if a dog were to pick Fortune Teller, and then get selected by an infecting wolf, I assume the cat will ignore the initial choice and become a Fortune Teller themself..!
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@Event Host Hello HR I am running on like 5 hours of sleep and turning this in an hour before my exam in the name of capitalism. Anyways, I am not exactly sure what happens, but if a dog were to pick Fortune Teller, and then get selected by an infecting wolf, I assume the cat will ignore the initial choice and become a Fortune Teller themself..!
Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:57
Also, I do not wish to double ping but I would like to donate 20 token to the official cat shelter please
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 20:58
Unfortunately that seems to be wrong! When the Dog chooses fortune teller the cat also immediately turns. The Cat would still have turned into a Warlock. Don't worry - you're not fired yet, as we allow our employees to make one (1) mistake. Your donation is accepted!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Unfortunately that seems to be wrong! When the Dog chooses fortune teller the cat also immediately turns. The Cat would still have turned into a Warlock. Don't worry - you're not fired yet, as we allow our employees to make one (1) mistake. Your donation is accepted!
Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:59
i see i see thats very interesting thank you
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 20:59
You will be able to try to proof yourself again tomorrow!
20:59
Good luck on your exam!
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:59
thank you 🐟🙏
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Yea good luck!
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:04
@Piffling Fisher I have an investment opportunity for you
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist
@Piffling Fisher I have an investment opportunity for you
Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:20
yes??!
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The Bank
Yea good luck!
Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:21
i think i got destroyed lol
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:21
Ah perfect
22:21
So coming up to phase change I want to offer you the opportunity to make some money
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:22
i DO like money...
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:22
I have recently found some small businesses that are in need of investment, should you pay me 20 TokenCub I can guarantee a double on your investment within 2 phases
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:22
hmmmm
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:23
Basically for the low low price of 20 TokenCub I can offer you 40 TokenCub after only 24 hours
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:23
i see i see
22:23
can we make it 50 if the extra 10 goes to the cat shelter
22:23
the cats really need it
22:23
it doesnt even have to be in my name
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i just want the cat shelter to be funded
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:23
So pay 25 make 40 give 10 to the cats?
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:24
yes that works but it should be in my name in that case
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:24
Of course of course
22:24
I must finalise the details with the bank
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🫱 💦
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:25
why is your hand wet
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:25
Put it there good sir
22:25
Oh just a custome
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:25
🐟🤝 but of course
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 22:25
@Event Host
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 22:27
ghost_thumbsup
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:32
@Event Host Hello yes HR its me, I would like to discuss a pay raise, I have worked here for quite some time and I am hardly able to help fund the local cat shelter, all I need is a small raise. I know some of my answers haven't been the best, but they're MY answers and for the most part I found those edge cases myself. I will make sure to follow my intuition better in the future, as I did have the correct answer in my head initially. Thanks in advance!
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@Event Host Hello yes HR its me, I would like to discuss a pay raise, I have worked here for quite some time and I am hardly able to help fund the local cat shelter, all I need is a small raise. I know some of my answers haven't been the best, but they're MY answers and for the most part I found those edge cases myself. I will make sure to follow my intuition better in the future, as I did have the correct answer in my head initially. Thanks in advance!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 22:34
This barely has what we are looking for, but I'm feeling generous: I can offer you an increase in salary to 10
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Which is in fact the same as your current salary!
22:34
But that's what it says as the next salary level
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 22:34
interesting... i guess i accept! 🐟
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 22:34
ghost_thumbsup
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Piffling Fisher 25-9-2024 00:13
@Event Host Do I need to redo the task for the day?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 00:14
[Automated Reply: We are currently out of working hours. Please try again tomorrow morning]
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Piffling Fisher 25-9-2024 00:14
oh
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it IS night
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this is what i get for going out to eat
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i didnt pay my taxes too...
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 00:14
But you didn't get fired! ghost_slight_smile
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Piffling Fisher 25-9-2024 00:14
this is true!
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i was about to pay my taxes but- did i even get paid?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 00:14
Remember to pay tomorrow ghost_slight_smile
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Piffling Fisher
i was about to pay my taxes but- did i even get paid?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 00:15
Yes
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Piffling Fisher 25-9-2024 00:15
ok thank you
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ill pay tomorrow
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 00:15
Even failures deserve to eat!
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Piffling Fisher 25-9-2024 00:15
i planned to do it now but i was kinda occupied by ramen
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:07
Second chance at your job! Find another edge case! If you fail to hand a good one in today, we'll have to terminate your ocntract! @Piffling Fisher
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Piffling Fisher 25-9-2024 12:07
ok but ill do it in the morning
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gn HR gn
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 00:49
Uh oh! You have not completed today's task... We've terminated your contact! @Piffling Fisher
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Uh oh! You have not completed today's task... We've terminated your contact! @Piffling Fisher
Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 01:21
i slelpt through the ENTIRE phase
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😭
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 01:22
I feel like that's on you
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We try to divide our phases (in the game and the event) so it's accesible for most people
01:22
even if its just an hour
01:22
But it's possible you couldn't have done it, that's okay
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(I'm just pulling you leg btw, playing a character, in case this feels very mean) (edited)
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WWR HR Creative Manager
I feel like that's on you
Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 01:23
oh yeah totally i just
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dont know how i slept for 13 hours
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 01:24
I'm impressed
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 01:24
im not...
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i woke up like what the fuck?
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and im STILL TIRED
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you know, i actually JUST learned about a disorder like this in my psych class
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 01:28
You mind took it as a sign (edited)
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 01:30
its true
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im sad i missed the entire phase cause i was actually gonna try doing stuff, i got owned
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 11:54
You
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You're still unemployed! Feel free to try and apply, now that some positions have opened up! @Piffling Fisher
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 12:49
at this point just put me in a fishtank in the lobby or something...
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:12
Your generosity has earned you a bonus of 1 coin! You now earn 11 coins for being unemployed!
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:42
YAY
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:06
@Piffling Fisher You have been caught for tax fraud! You evaded taxes 3 times! TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD TAX FRAUD You are fined for a total of 15 coins. Please pay at your earliest convenience.
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:28
uh oh
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wait, three times?
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shouldnt it be two?
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Uh oh! You have not completed today's task... We've terminated your contact! @Piffling Fisher
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:29
also, was i even paid for this day?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 27-9-2024 00:30
[Error: Office currently closed[
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:31
I have you listed for tax evasion from Days 4 to 6
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Piffling Fisher
uh oh
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:35
So will you pay?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
So will you pay?
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:36
can i in the night???
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:36
Yes
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:36
oh ok sure ill pay my taxes
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am i taxed on unemployment (edited)
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is that where my confusion stems from
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:36
wait
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my bad I fined you the wrong amount, you're right
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The fine should be 45 coins
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:37
wtf
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i dont think that maths... (edited)
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Piffling Fisher
am i taxed on unemployment (edited)
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:37
Yes, the minimum tax is 5
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:37
HUH??!!
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i appear to have missed
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the minimum...
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:38
Ever since the PPP got voted in the minimum tax has been 5
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Should've voted for the WP!
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:38
this is what i get for not voting,,,
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its funny cause i thought i voted then looked and i forgor 🐟
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im very forgetful this game
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:38
And tax evasion fine is thrice the not paid tax
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so the fine is 45
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Please pay
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:38
in a different mafia style server i forgot to do my actions
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why am i forgetting everything
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Please pay
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:39
hello yes i would like to pay my taxes
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that i may or may not be able to pay
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:39
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