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Citizen [Townsfolk Miscellaneous]
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The Citizen has no special abilities.
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All the Citizens vote during the day on whomever they suspect to be an enemy and hope during the night that they wonโ€™t get killed.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 13:17
@Hustling Huckster Welcome back on the job! Great work yesterday! Today's task is to start a funding plan for the new storage system! Please work together with the Treasurer!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 18:54
lmfao! oh boy. telling people im cit is not going to go well
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 18:56
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WWR HR Creative Manager
@Hustling Huckster Welcome back on the job! Great work yesterday! Today's task is to start a funding plan for the new storage system! Please work together with the Treasurer!
Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 18:56
of course! anything for this great company ๐Ÿซก
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 18:57
โœ… Created #archive!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 18:57
can i have that cc refunded?
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 19:45
@Event Host uhhh. so i would like to have a company meeting with the CEO and bobloy. to discuss pay cuts in order to further our profits. would i be able to make another cc with the purpose of discussing pay rates? then i will delete/ archive the channel when the meeting is done?
19:46
i dont want to lose a cc by making a ceo meeting.
19:46
or i can just add our ceo to the current channel if thats too much of a stretch.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 20:09
oh shit. i think i know what the new condition for applying for a job might be. suggesting a lower pay rate ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
20:10
hopefully we can get ahead of that train with our suggested pay decreases
20:10
for the benefit of our own profits as a company.
20:13
but. i would like to point out. my archiving system has learnt all employees pay rate and allowed me to comb through the jobs that theyve done since getting hired. so. my efficiency has increased and therefor, my archiving ability is now unrivalled.
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also, working closely with the treasurer now will surely help company profits grow. whereas, a new hire will surely not try to do such devious things to their fellow employees. but hard decisions must be made sometimes, and i am willing to make those tough decisions for the betterment of the company!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 20:39
umm. if i remake my resume. to improve on it. so that people applying for my job have less of a chance of getting it. uhhh. would that be allowed/ encouraged?
20:39
its like (in wedding terms) renewing my vows (to the company)
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Hustling Huckster
@Event Host uhhh. so i would like to have a company meeting with the CEO and bobloy. to discuss pay cuts in order to further our profits. would i be able to make another cc with the purpose of discussing pay rates? then i will delete/ archive the channel when the meeting is done?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:02
You already added him so this is resolved, right?
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:02
yeah, sorry
21:03
got bored and was feeling highly motivated to make company improvements
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Hustling Huckster
umm. if i remake my resume. to improve on it. so that people applying for my job have less of a chance of getting it. uhhh. would that be allowed/ encouraged?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:03
This is the same as applying for a pay raise
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:03
need to keep my productivity up
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
This is the same as applying for a pay raise
Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:03
wait! can i apply for a pay raise?!?!?
21:04
i mean, i dont want a raise. since im trying to make budget cuts.
21:04
but curious about it regardless
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Hustling Huckster
i dont want to lose a cc by making a ceo meeting.
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:04
If you let us know it's an event-only cc, we can refund it.
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Hustling Huckster
wait! can i apply for a pay raise?!?!?
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:04
Yes!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:04
but also, i feel like im doing the job of the treasurer in our conference call
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WWR HR Creative Manager
If you let us know it's an event-only cc, we can refund it.
Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:04
cool. #archive is a event related one
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:04
You can always apply for Treasurer!
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Hustling Huckster
cool. #archive is a event related one
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:05
I've seen
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:05
i dont want to steal job. i love my job.
21:05
but im not afraid to do other peoples job in my position
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-9-2024 21:05
โœ… Hustling Huckster's ccs value now is 0!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:05
Your cc has been refunded!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:05
nice, thanks
21:06
hmmm.
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HMMMMM
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# HMMMMM
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maybe i should apply for CEO think360
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:08
Go for it!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:11
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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i would hate to leave my position though
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thats the only thing
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but i believe that this company could be a tighter ship
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and that tightness starts at the top
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the CEO (based on my research in the archives) is doing good work. however. i think that they are not as vocal as a good CEO should be, and i also have not seen them making the tough decisions
21:13
a good idea is only effective if its implemented
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Hustling Huckster
maybe i should apply for CEO think360
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:13
We encourage everyone to keep applying!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:14
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
21:14
what would happen to my current task?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 21:14
You would get a new task.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:15
well. i feel like my current task needs to be completed. its for the betterment of our great company. so could i possibly take the task with me to the new position (if i get it)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:16
You can just try applying and if you get accepted you can make the decision then
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:16
alrighty. i will apply.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:35
bruh! why did the bot flag my message as spam! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
21:35
the bot feud lives on
21:35
Hello there people of the amazing and wonderful WWR Inc. I am here to apply for the position of CEO. I have been working as a archivist for a while now and this has allowed me to see some things that need improvements within our company. Being able to look back on worker habits and also how the company is spending their money on staff has helped me to see some changes that could be made to increase profits and raise productivity. I believe that I am more than capable to see this company into the new world and make it stronger and more profitable than ever! With these changes would of course come some tough decisions which may cause some feeling to be hurt, but this is a capitalist society and that is not forgiving to people with feelings, nor am I. Expenses are far too high for a few key things within our ranks and with myself at the helm, i plan to remedy those things in order to keep more money within our company in order to be able to reinvest it back into ourselves. One thing I have been working on is the facial recognition software which may moniter the work habits of everyone within the company to assure that productivity is at its peak. This would be a project that i would spearhead in collaboration with the Automation specialist in order to make sure that our habits stay productive and no time is wasted in front of the water cooler. Chatter is time wasted. We must stop all this "free time" people seem to have I also see that people can apply for positions FOR FREE. This is something that i believe does our great company a disservice as any ol' person can apply for a job and waste our time reading whatever they may send in. Which is i would propose an implementation of a application fee. This would weed out the people that are not dedicated to working for our great company. Also increasing our overall profits. Lastly, I would like to implement a registration fee for people working for us to gain a certificate that would be mainly purposed to show that everyone has been approved by our working standards to be employed by us. (edited)
21:36
Of course with these new rules, I as a CEO may take a small cut of these fees due to the fact that I as a CEO am living in a capitalist society and with every great capitalist society, the rich must get richer in order to live the extravagant life that i was born to live. But this would of course not be at the companies expense, this is simply due to the influx of money we have received due to my income adjustment plan. I am but a modest man that wishes to see this company rise to the greatest of heights and with a new position in this company, i believe i can get us there. Thank you for your time reading this and i look forward to hearing back from you all.
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@Event Host slides 10$ across the table. and here is my application fee
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-10 TokenCub
21:39
oh, also. my application will come with a business plan
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hello our great CEO @Cranberry Bog Worker i bring you in here to propose a few new company policies. These company policies will assure that our profits will grow! 1. I propose that a few positions get a lesser rate.
  • this will assure that we are making as much money as possible as a company. This may help us to reinvest into ourselves.
  • this may ruffle some feathers slightly, but at the end of the day, company dedication is everything. With that, if they are unhappy about the changes, it would be clear that they are not truly dedicated to the company and may be suitable for a new candidate that IS dedicated to us as a company to take their place.
2. implement a small fee for applying to a job within our company
  • i suggest something like $5.
  • This would further show that they are dedicated to working for us as they apply for a position within our ranks.
  • also, reading a resume is time away from doing productive work, and that in itself should be a chargeable service. Time is money afterall
3. An annual registration fee to be working for our great company.
  • this registration fee would give all employees a certificate supplied by the WWR corporation which would state that the employee is registered with the company and is qualified to work for us.
---------- This plan would overall, grow our profits and hopefully allow us to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity. This program would flag anyone that is not performing at their peak, and thus inform us if the position needs to be filled for someone that has more ambition and dedication. Above, i have supplied a detailed breakdown of all employees wages to show who of the employees are making the most to least. I attained this through my archives (im the archivist) and there are a few places that could use a pay cut eg.
  • art director, they just do doodles all day, which; yes, this does serve a purpose, but no, it does not need to be such a high rate
  • Automation, they have already been fired once, so i suggest putting them on probation until the time when we deem fit to increase their wage again.
  • Junior GM, they are a step up from intern, so with that, i recommend they making the salary of an intern as a working trail rate. However, if that is too extreme, perhaps $5 an hour as apposed to 10.
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Hustling Huckster
bruh! why did the bot flag my message as spam! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:39
we can see those messages
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:39
oh
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:39
but you resent the same message?
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:40
well, to me it was flagged and had the "dismiss message" button with my orginal message. so i thought maybe you couldnt see it
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:40
I have a message in the log
21:41
Im not sure why it got blocked or what happened
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:41
This content is blocked by this server. From server moderators: "Don't spam"
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:41
its discord's thing
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uh
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pretty sure its just discords anti spam
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:41
might be because my message was a nitro length
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Hello there people of the amazing and wonderful WWR Inc. I am here to apply for the position of CEO. I have been working as a archivist for a while now and this has allowed me to see some things that need improvements within our company. Being able to look back on worker habits and also how the company is spending their money on staff has helped me to see some changes that could be made to increase profits and raise productivity. I believe that I am more than capable to see this company into the new world and make it stronger and more profitable than ever! With these changes would of course come some tough decisions which may cause some feeling to be hurt, but this is a capitalist society and that is not forgiving to people with feelings, nor am I. Expenses are far too high for a few key things within our ranks and with myself at the helm, i plan to remedy those things in order to keep more money within our company in order to be able to reinvest it back into ourselves. One thing I have been working on is the facial recognition software which may moniter the work habits of everyone within the company to assure that productivity is at its peak. This would be a project that i would spearhead in collaboration with the Automation specialist in order to make sure that our habits stay productive and no time is wasted in front of the water cooler. Chatter is time wasted. We must stop all this "free time" people seem to have I also see that people can apply for positions FOR FREE. This is something that i believe does our great company a disservice as any ol' person can apply for a job and waste our time reading whatever they may send in. Which is i would propose an implementation of a application fee. This would weed out the people that are not dedicated to working for our great company. Also increasing our overall profits. Lastly, I would like to implement a registration fee for people working for us to gain a certificate that would be mainly purposed to show that everyone has been approved by our working standards to be employed by us. (edited)
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:41
it was this message?
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:42
no, i have a duplicate above that
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:42
ah
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ah the duplicate I have in log
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makes sense
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:42
yeah, must be
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Hello there people of the amazing and wonderful WWR Inc. I am here to apply for the position of CEO. I have been working as a archivist for a while now and this has allowed me to see some things that need improvements within our company. Being able to look back on worker habits and also how the company is spending their money on staff has helped me to see some changes that could be made to increase profits and raise productivity. I believe that I am more than capable to see this company into the new world and make it stronger and more profitable than ever! With these changes would of course come some tough decisions which may cause some feeling to be hurt, but this is a capitalist society and that is not forgiving to people with feelings, nor am I. Expenses are far too high for a few key things within our ranks and with myself at the helm, i plan to remedy those things in order to keep more money within our company in order to be able to reinvest it back into ourselves. One thing I have been working on is the facial recognition software which may moniter the work habits of everyone within the company to assure that productivity is at its peak. This would be a project that i would spearhead in collaboration with the Automation specialist in order to make sure that our habits stay productive and no time is wasted in front of the water cooler. Chatter is time wasted. We must stop all this "free time" people seem to have I also see that people can apply for positions FOR FREE. This is something that i believe does our great company a disservice as any ol' person can apply for a job and waste our time reading whatever they may send in. Which is i would propose an implementation of a application fee. This would weed out the people that are not dedicated to working for our great company. Also increasing our overall profits. Lastly, I would like to implement a registration fee for people working for us to gain a certificate that would be mainly purposed to show that everyone has been approved by our working standards to be employed by us. (edited)
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 21:44
A mediocre application, equal to our CEO's original application. Rejected.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 21:45
Hello WWR team, I believe I am the perfect fit for the position of CEO because I LOVE capitalism. Stomping on those who are lesser than me, hiring fourteen year olds so I can pay them $7 an hour, buying things from amazon non stop? I do them ALL to further enforce the capitalist nature of this world. Money can only go up and I will only pay my slaves workers the bare minimum. I also have a very sad backstory, I was born to a MIDDLE CLASS family where we only had one car as our mode of transportation, and I grew my business in our family garage. I dropped out of Eton to pursue my dreams of being a CEO to my business which I have just sold to some tycoon so now Iโ€™m looking to acquire this position. A day in my life looks like getting up at 3 to check the stock market, going to the gym, meditating, journaling, practising celibacy (not of my own volition) eating healthy, sipping green juice, people watching and making sure iโ€™m influencing all the people around me. I have no friends only acquaintances and partners to make sure I have the most prosperous business. I look forward to hearing your response Iโ€™ll sit where I want to sit and Iโ€™ll shit where i want to shit Sincerely, Elle
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+ $10
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paid for application
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:03
also, how the heck is my resume equal to the orginal?!? surely the proposed actions supercede the current CEOs resume.
22:04
what has the current CEO ACTUALLY done for our great company
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i see no changes and a constant stuggle for money within our company.
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WE CAN MAKE MORE!!!
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our company deserves the best in this economy!
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hello our great CEO @Cranberry Bog Worker i bring you in here to propose a few new company policies. These company policies will assure that our profits will grow! 1. I propose that a few positions get a lesser rate.
  • this will assure that we are making as much money as possible as a company. This may help us to reinvest into ourselves.
  • this may ruffle some feathers slightly, but at the end of the day, company dedication is everything. With that, if they are unhappy about the changes, it would be clear that they are not truly dedicated to the company and may be suitable for a new candidate that IS dedicated to us as a company to take their place.
2. implement a small fee for applying to a job within our company
  • i suggest something like $5.
  • This would further show that they are dedicated to working for us as they apply for a position within our ranks.
  • also, reading a resume is time away from doing productive work, and that in itself should be a chargeable service. Time is money afterall
3. An annual registration fee to be working for our great company.
  • this registration fee would give all employees a certificate supplied by the WWR corporation which would state that the employee is registered with the company and is qualified to work for us.
---------- This plan would overall, grow our profits and hopefully allow us to implement the facial recognition software in grouping with the AI monitering program to better view all workers productivity. This program would flag anyone that is not performing at their peak, and thus inform us if the position needs to be filled for someone that has more ambition and dedication. Above, i have supplied a detailed breakdown of all employees wages to show who of the employees are making the most to least. I attained this through my archives (im the archivist) and there are a few places that could use a pay cut eg.
  • art director, they just do doodles all day, which; yes, this does serve a purpose, but no, it does not need to be such a high rate
  • Automation, they have already been fired once, so i suggest putting them on probation until the time when we deem fit to increase their wage again.
  • Junior GM, they are a step up from intern, so with that, i recommend they making the salary of an intern as a working trail rate. However, if that is too extreme, perhaps $5 an hour as apposed to 10.
Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:05
@Event Host this is my submission for the day. this will help us gain money for the storage system
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no help from our treasurer of course.
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or CEO in fact
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ignore the ceo part of the message.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:07
We will be unable to implement your suggestions unless they come from the CEO, but we consider your task done for the day!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:08
yes, i get that. i am just simply showing you the proposal that was sent to the proper channels for this change to occur
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my part of the task was done by digging through our archives to see what the wages of the work force are. allowing me to make suggestions on adjustments worth making in order to free up some money for the project
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:15
Exactly!
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Now let's hope the CEO can implement your plans.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:36
make me CEO and ill be sure to implement the plan.
22:38
this company needs to be more strict with its policies, and i believe the current CEO is not being proactive enough in making these needed changes. She is also skimming off the top.
  • which is maybe what makes a good CEO? idk
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:38
I wish we could!
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Unfortunately the application system is beyond our control
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:38
hmm
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did you automate this too?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:38
Of course, nobody has time to manually review applications in this economy
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:39
i mean, youre dead. so i would imagine hiring and firing being difficult without a corporal body
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:39
I'm not dead ghost_pensive
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Stop with the wild accusations
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ghost_thight
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:40
also. on another note. you ate all those souls that died right? what happened when they all got resurrected. also, how does it make you feel watching them all rise from the dead and then theres you.... still dead. (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:40
Everyone was brought back once
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Including me
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:40
...
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false
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:40
I'm still dead, I'm aware
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:40
youre still grey and deathly looking
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:40
But I was brought back, once
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That just means I need to be brought back at least one more time
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:41
at least?
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whats that mean
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:41
It's almost as if... I was killed 7 times
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:41
i thought you were dead like 6 times over
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:41
But who would do such a thing
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:41
it wasnt me, thats for sure
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Hustling Huckster
i thought you were dead like 6 times over
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:41
I am ghost_pensive
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It was 7 times over
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6 times now
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:41
i could look through the archives and find out who all killed you 7 times
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maybe youll want to haunt them into oblivion?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:42
I really should
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:42
WAIT! hang on
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hang on
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:42
But I don't seek revenge
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:42
so.....
22:42
you automated the hiring process right?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:42
Of course!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:42
so.... uhhh
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i need to communicate to the automation.
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not to you
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youre dead afterall
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who talks to dead people.... gross ๐Ÿ’…
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:43
If it was up to me you'd be CEO already!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:43
can i offer the bot a little.... uhhh.... how do i put this in a corporate way. a little grease in the wheels?
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wink wink
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 22:44
ghost_bigthonque
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 22:44
right, youre a ghost, you dont understand such things
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hmmm
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wait!
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who programmed this bot?
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was it you?
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if youre doing all the automation.... uhhh.... do we really need the automation department?!?! more room for financial gains!
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i will run this company with an iron fist someday! the slacking is unprecedented and must be changed!
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where the hell is the damn janitor. theres ghost slime all over my private channel
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:12
wait!
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the automated hiring bot doesnt take into account the work that we have done for the company. fatal flaw! maybe i should reach out to automation afterall
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the automated hiring bot doesnt take into account the work that we have done for the company. fatal flaw! maybe i should reach out to automation afterall
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 23:13
Yes that does seem to be an oversight! It assumes everyone is a complete newhire!
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Fascinating discovery
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:14
SEE! make me CEO and great things will come from me being captain of this ship!
23:14
would your automation bot be able to interpret a power point presentation?
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hmm. i wonder if i can hack the bot? think360
23:15
can i apply for the art department?
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Hi there potential employers. WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR art job. that is all. kind regards huck @Event Host
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Hi there potential employers. WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR WWR art job. that is all. kind regards huck @Event Host
WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 23:17
Rejected.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:17
understandable
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 23:17
Quite frankly an awful and unprofessional application.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:18
oh, totally
23:18
just making sure our hiring process is adequate.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 23:18
Unprofessional, but still an application we could've accepted under different circumstances!
23:18
We just have a better art director already
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:27
i afterall dont want to give away my current job unless its for the CEO position. again, it was an attempt to see if your automation had any fixes it needed in the application process.
23:27
was simply a test i was running
23:28
nothing more.
23:28
i infact am terrible at art. so that job is in better hands.
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:43
pay $3 taxes @Event Host
23:46
hi! id like a pay raise. seeing how much work im doing for the betterment of the company.
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pay $3 taxes @Event Host
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 20-9-2024 23:48
ghost_thumbsup
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:48
also, hosts. can i submit my citizen actions yet?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 00:04
Your updated balance is: 109
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 00:06
TIGHT!
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 00:43
dumb topic to record. luffy
  • said "we get huntress again" in reference to a huntress death" (wolf slip up?)
fish
  • came to luffys defence
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00:43
^^ not to be taken too seriously, but may have gotten lucky on calling out a wolf. pay attention to luffy and fish interacting as game goes on.
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wait. @Host how do i make a bot spam channel?
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or like.... a spam channel
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Werewolf Street Journal 21-9-2024 00:44
$cc spam
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i think
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 00:44
Syntax $cc create <CC Name> <Player List>Functionality Creates a CC with the name <CC Name> and adds you, as well as all players in the <Player List> to it. <Player List> may contain 0 or more players. When the CC is created you are announced as the creator of the CC, and are the only owner.Usage > $cc create marhjots marhjo < โœ… Created #marhjots!
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 00:44
hmm
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Werewolf Street Journal 21-9-2024 00:45
i may have been wrong
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โœ… Created #🤖-my-stupid-spam!
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 00:45
aha!
00:45
needs to be made like a normal cc
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but with spam instead of create
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WWR HR Creative Manager 21-9-2024 12:10
Welcome back to work! Of course we work through the weekends! We've noticed a problem... We hire and fire tons of employees but don't have a great way to archive the applications and terminated contracts? Can you design such an archive? @Hustling Huckster
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Welcome back to work! Of course we work through the weekends! We've noticed a problem... We hire and fire tons of employees but don't have a great way to archive the applications and terminated contracts? Can you design such an archive? @Hustling Huckster
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 18:54
This is a great idea!!! Wow! Cant believe I didnโ€™t think about this first! Now, before I make the writeup for my suggestion, is it possible to be sent all the past resumes? From this game anyways, not the previous one that got reset.
18:54
Also, pay 3$ taxes @Event Host
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Also, pay 3$ taxes @Event Host
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 19:24
ghost_thumbsup
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:25
sorry, all i see is a blank space there
19:25
whats that?
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This is a great idea!!! Wow! Cant believe I didnโ€™t think about this first! Now, before I make the writeup for my suggestion, is it possible to be sent all the past resumes? From this game anyways, not the previous one that got reset.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 19:25
I think we have misplaced the files... You might need to see if the employees are willing to cooperate
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:27
oh, damn, i cant share screenshots.
19:27
ugh
19:27
thats fine
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
I think we have misplaced the files... You might need to see if the employees are willing to cooperate
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:27
and what if they dont cooperate?
19:28
cuz like, people that dont get the job may be bitter and demand pay for sending said resumes to me
19:28
like jay for instance
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 19:29
Well if your archives are incomplete that seems to be a mistake on your side, does it not?
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:30
well my archive can only function if the files are sent to the archivist. if they are thrown in the trash after they are rejected or accepted then i can hardly archive properly.
19:31
but its okay. i know youre busy making this company rise to its great heights and yes, you are correct. i SHOULD have been more on top of digging through the garbage incase those resumes got "misplaced"
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also, i would like to bring to your attention that swurtle is speaking some very dangerous thoughts like; benefits and paid sick days. be careful for that one, she may be trying to..... ๐Ÿคฎ UNIONIZE ๐Ÿคฎ
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) uhh... im about to do a big ping for people to send me their resumes they submitted.
19:36
can i ask them to send me in my DMs?
19:36
so it doesnt clog up the main channel?
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:05
okay, well. early suggestion for a new filing system for our hire / fires. I understand that this job market is super competitive and our company is one of greatness where people would die to be employed by us. So, with that i have come up with a new method to be able to archive our employees coming and goings.

Step 1.

This part may be something that you dont approve as it puts more work on your plates, which is the last thing i wish to do seeing how much you do for us.
Any new resumes that come in also get sent to me so i may file them away in my archive. Wether they are hired, not hired, or hired then eventually replaced by whatever means. This would help me complete my full archive relating to our employees. Alternatively, Employees could be instructed to send their resumes to the archivist as well as to not increase your own workload.

Step 2

I will develop an excel worksheet which contains all of our current employees and will also include the time of which they are employed by us. This could help serve us in multiple ways;
  • would tell us who has been here the longest and continues to be an asset to our great company
  • Would break down the employee base in a way that is easily viewable to a quick glance.
  • Wage increases or decreases could also be inputed into the worksheet to allow us to fully break down employee expenses. This may be beneficial for our treasurer as well.

    Step 3

    Create a file for each employee which essentially details each days new documents that come in.
this includes resumes/ raise requests/ and so on. this is a further breakdown of the excel worksheet suggested in step 2. This is meant to see a more detailed view f that employees activities. @Event Host This is my initial report id like to submit. i will be working on a sample worksheet to display what moving forward with this system would look like. expect this before the workday closes.
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โœ… Created #archive!
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โœ… Created #🤖-archive!
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also, i would like to bring to your attention that swurtle is speaking some very dangerous thoughts like; benefits and paid sick days. be careful for that one, she may be trying to..... ๐Ÿคฎ UNIONIZE ๐Ÿคฎ
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:15
Oh no, it would be terrible if anyone did that!
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) uhh... im about to do a big ping for people to send me their resumes they submitted.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:15
we can make an event cc for it if you want
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okay, well. early suggestion for a new filing system for our hire / fires. I understand that this job market is super competitive and our company is one of greatness where people would die to be employed by us. So, with that i have come up with a new method to be able to archive our employees coming and goings.

Step 1.

This part may be something that you dont approve as it puts more work on your plates, which is the last thing i wish to do seeing how much you do for us.
Any new resumes that come in also get sent to me so i may file them away in my archive. Wether they are hired, not hired, or hired then eventually replaced by whatever means. This would help me complete my full archive relating to our employees. Alternatively, Employees could be instructed to send their resumes to the archivist as well as to not increase your own workload.

Step 2

I will develop an excel worksheet which contains all of our current employees and will also include the time of which they are employed by us. This could help serve us in multiple ways;
  • would tell us who has been here the longest and continues to be an asset to our great company
  • Would break down the employee base in a way that is easily viewable to a quick glance.
  • Wage increases or decreases could also be inputed into the worksheet to allow us to fully break down employee expenses. This may be beneficial for our treasurer as well.

    Step 3

    Create a file for each employee which essentially details each days new documents that come in.
this includes resumes/ raise requests/ and so on. this is a further breakdown of the excel worksheet suggested in step 2. This is meant to see a more detailed view f that employees activities. @Event Host This is my initial report id like to submit. i will be working on a sample worksheet to display what moving forward with this system would look like. expect this before the workday closes.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:17
This sounds like a great idea. I think going forward we will inform all applications to also submit their application to you for archiving purposes!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
we can make an event cc for it if you want
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:18
just made one. jay left, i think he is disgruntled because he was replaced, so hes not being super cooperative. thight clearly doesnt care about this companies success
20:19
could i be refunded for that cc?
20:19
since its stictly business
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โœ… Hustling Huckster's ccs value now is 0!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:19
refunded
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:19
thank you
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
This sounds like a great idea. I think going forward we will inform all applications to also submit their application to you for archiving purposes!
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:19
BRILIANT!
20:19
hmm.
20:20
maybe it would be good to have a more offical channel for said thing
20:20
otherwise they may confuse me with that fool of a human that plays in the game.
20:23
yes, it seems like noone is taking my request seriously
20:23
maybe i need the iron fist of the CEO to help in these efforts
20:23
also, would it be possible to receive a current employee list? like you sent out yesterday for the task
20:24
its for data entry purposes
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:25
Hmm
20:25
I guess so
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:27
wonderful. thank you so much. ill get to work on the sheet post haste
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Hustling Huckster BOT 21-9-2024 20:37
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:37
of course need to work on this sheet, but this is the initial effort
20:37
need to fill in the gaps
20:51
soory if it did, im just moving data over, didnt think about the ping. ill readjust for that
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:53
no worries
20:54
I just pinged myself approximately 150 times
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the log of the v2 bot goes crazy
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
I just pinged myself approximately 150 times
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:57
LMAO!
20:58
wait!!!
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your picture is also grey!!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:58
What do you mean????
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:58
holy hell. you have really dead hard
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:58
You cant see the colors?
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:58
also, this archive is hell to sort through ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:58
Being dead really sucks ghost_pensive
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:58
i wish i did a better job earlier ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:59
It does seem like a really big task
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:59
i mean, personally, monochrome is a cool colour scheme, so, like, its not all bad. at least youre not like..... pastel! ๐Ÿคฎ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 20:59
yeah thank god ghost_grimacing
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
It does seem like a really big task
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:59
digging through the past game PCs is pretty big
21:00
#🤖-archive its going to take me hours!
21:00
but anything for my great company ๐Ÿซก
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:00
Why are you doing this actually?
21:01
I lost track
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Why are you doing this actually?
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:10
lmao. dont even know the jobs youre giving me!
21:11
cuz you asked for an archive for resumes
21:11
and dismissals and stuff
21:12
well, tbf, our HR gave me the job.
21:12
and youre dead. so i dont place anything on you
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:22
WAIT!!! @WWR HR Generalist (Dead) how much do you make?
21:22
i just heard you make 50
21:22
its for my archive
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 21:31
โœ… Created #archive!
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its for my archive
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:43
Yes, that's correct
21:43
50
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:44
how could the dead be effective as an HR?
21:44
think360
21:44
how much is our creative director making?
21:44
archiving purposes
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:45
You mean vera?
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:45
yes
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:45
I don't know, but presumably more than me
21:45
since they're manager
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:45
but less than CEO im assuming
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cuz CEO is appove them in the apparent list
21:46
so im going to guess 60 TokenCub
21:46
uhhh. would there be concequences for applying for you or veras positions? out of curiosity
21:47
i mean. since you 2 do the hiring and firing, im assuming that all resumes would just be rejected
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:49
I prefer not to comment
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:49
hmm
21:50
surely a dead hr has some irony. and is also not a great image.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:50
I don't see an issue with this
21:50
I dont want to get fired
21:50
Especially not for something that irrelevant
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:50
but i guess it shows diversity
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:50
Yes, exactly!
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:51
glad youre not an art director.
21:51
seeing as all you art would be monochrome
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 21:51
ghost_pensive
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 21:52
i mean, youre very colour blind friendly, so thats a plus
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:30
@Event Host i would like to apply for a pay bump. i have been a long standing member of this corp and out lasted many replacements. i believe the seniority of me in this position could be a good reason for me to be making slightly more. however, i do want the best for this company and would not become disgruntled if you rejected my request. i am a forever faithful follower of the great WWR inc and respect any of your decisions you may come to.
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@Event Host i would like to apply for a pay bump. i have been a long standing member of this corp and out lasted many replacements. i believe the seniority of me in this position could be a good reason for me to be making slightly more. however, i do want the best for this company and would not become disgruntled if you rejected my request. i am a forever faithful follower of the great WWR inc and respect any of your decisions you may come to.
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:39
Rejected.
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:39
i understand. thank you for your consideration
22:44
@Event Host another event cc coming up ๐Ÿ˜ญ refund please (when im done making it)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:45
why would youname it archive too ghost_pensive
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:47
because i wanna torture myself of course
22:47
i love the pain
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:07
@Event Host did you give jay permission to get all accepted resumes?
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just need to check that there is no monkey business going on here
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@Event Host did you give jay permission to get all accepted resumes?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:09
No, why would a investment manager need those?
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:10
WOAH!!! well, perhaps you should look into this then https://discord.com/channels/584765921332297775/1287152451656617994 hes requesting private data from my records.
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i sent him one resume before i questioned anything
23:10
i am rather robotic sometimes due to my skill set.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:10
Well I guess you noticed just in time
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:10
however. i am i guess whistle blowing on him
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:45
alright @Event Host my archive of hires of past game is done, i will be updating using the new bot system as time goes on. see #🤖-archive for any data you would like on the current and former applications.
23:46
days work submitted
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:46
Excellent! ghost_thumbsup
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:46
also, lemme know if any position needs info i have, otherwise i will assume they do not have permission to request said information
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:46
Alright!
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:47
gotta keep the sensative info private or our company could be compromised. and we dont want that
23:47
say.... ts.
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youre dead right
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and like
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dead bodies breed sickness
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uhhhh
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do you think there may be a corelation between you and the sicknesses that have been going around?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:48
Can't be
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:48
ive noticed a lot of people have become ill during the time i have been employed here
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cant be?
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how come?
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are you not decomposing?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:50
I am not sure where my body is
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It might indeed be related
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I was unable to locate it after my murder
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:53
did mike murder you?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:54
Nope
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:55
if youre a ghost. how do you type at the computer?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:56
I dont
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:57
hmm
23:57
interesting
23:57
is that why you hate tea?
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cuz you cant drink it?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 23:57
yeah
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:57
makes sense
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 08:17
Lmfao! So I just realized that I may have to get a sub around Tuesday if I donโ€™t die. And whatโ€™s funniest is that turtle is gonna come in with like 7 channels all called archive ๐Ÿคฃ
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What he comes to clean up (if that happens) will be so damn funny.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 12:32
Another day at the office, and on a Sunday nonetheless. I had a day off yesterday and I had no idea what happened. I'm sure you had it all archived, so you could you catch me up with a comprehensive notice? Thanks in advance! @Hustling Huckster
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:15
so you could you catch
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Sorry, just archiving that line.
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Another day at the office, and on a Sunday nonetheless. I had a day off yesterday and I had no idea what happened. I'm sure you had it all archived, so you could you catch me up with a comprehensive notice? Thanks in advance! @Hustling Huckster
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:16
Would you like to be caught up about office details or game details?
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:25
Pay taxes 3 TokenCub @Event Host
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:40
okay. oh god lemme try to recap yesterday.

Jay (investment manager)

i planned out some investments, made a graph projecting share prices, and discussed my choices. overall, 10,000 was invested in various shares. he also found a flaw in our company being; we do not have a legal department. This could be something we should try to fix as any lawsuits against our company may hurt us in the long run.

ddd. (jobless bum)

tried to steal our copper pipes out of the bathroom. (hiring a security dept would prolly be great to keep out that riff raff)

Swurtle (treasurer)

made the investment manager role yesterday, and summarized salaires which i need to do again, also yesterday and today talked with hr and ceo about a part time lawyer giving them 10 salary cuz part time

Huck

Built an archive system so we can moniter all resumes that come in so they may be put into the archive. Also compiled all former resumes and results from before the great reset. this can be found in #🤖-archive Jay tried to get all information about the resumes that were accepted, to which i asked Ts if they had permission. Ts said no, which lead to the law dept.

Katy (automation)

developed the automated application system which sends all resumes and the results to my email so that i may archive them.

Alex (junior GM -> role list)

Yesterday before my promotion I did the Jr. GM task of finding an edge case interaction between roles of my choosing I found that the priest dies when visiting a hooker

Ts (HR generalist -> dead)

I handled various applications and participated in a few meetings

Lore (intern)

sorting wwr roles by how much they're used

sunny (janitor)

cleaned stuff

Vera (creative manager)

sick day ๐Ÿคฎ

Val (unemployed)

applied for an Osha position

Cole (intern)

iโ€™m intern, i just gave coffee lmao
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:52
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) since you are apart of this company, could you please give me a detailed summary of what you did yesterday so i may archive your activities
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Would you like to be caught up about office details or game details?
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 19:56
What do you think I am? A football enthusiast? I want to be updated on what happens in the office!
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Pay taxes 3 TokenCub @Event Host
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 19:56
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What do you think I am? A football enthusiast? I want to be updated on what happens in the office!
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:56
ofc ofc. yes yes
19:57
fuck, i need to make another spam channel just for activities ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 19:57
โ›” Syntax error. Unknown command spam!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:57
gah
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 19:58
โ›” DiscordAPIError[50035]. Invalid Form Body. parent_id[CHANNEL_PARENT_MAX_CHANNELS]: Maximum number of channels in category reached (50). Could not create channel!
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โ›” DiscordAPIError[50035]. Invalid Form Body. parent_id[CHANNEL_PARENT_MAX_CHANNELS]: Maximum number of channels in category reached (50). Could not create channel!
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 19:58
@WWR HR Creative Manager ^^ help?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 19:59
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) This needs a pretty urgent fix, it's been happening every game
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) since you are apart of this company, could you please give me a detailed summary of what you did yesterday so i may archive your activities
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 19:59
I handled various applications and participated in a few meetings
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) This needs a pretty urgent fix, it's been happening every game
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 20:00
I'll look at it as soon as I'm home
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
I handled various applications and participated in a few meetings
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:00
hmm, could you detail a bit more? this is for our creative manager that needs to know what happened at the office yesterday
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) This needs a pretty urgent fix, it's been happening every game
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:00
lemme know when its fixed so i can make my archive
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 20:01
I didn't do some big task, just the small usual tasks a lot of times each
20:01
So there's not much to say
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
I'll look at it as soon as I'm home
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 20:02
๐Ÿ‘
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:03
can i make the new spam?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 20:04
Don't be so impatient.
20:05
It's been 3 minutes.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:05
oh, sorry. i thought it was an easy quick fix
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โ›” DiscordAPIError[50035]. Invalid Form Body. parent_id[CHANNEL_PARENT_MAX_CHANNELS]: Maximum number of channels in category reached (50). Could not create channel!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 20:21
@Hustling Huckster this has been fixed, try again
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:21
okay, thank you
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 20:22
โœ… Created #🤖-task-archive!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:23
@WWR HR Creative Manager redundant question. but, did you perform any tasks while on your day off?
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:37
btw @Event Host my task will be updated throughout the day. may be found in #🤖-task-archive consider this my submission to be finished by days close
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 20:38
ghost_thumbsup
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:40
and vote workers party for now.... may change @Event Host
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 20:40
ghost_thumbsup
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 21:03
โœ… Created #archive!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:10
it has come to my attention that fish is trying to make money on the side by demanding pay to send needed documents to various departments. ie. treasurer for his pay archivist for his office activities. bringing this up because i believe making money on the side at the expense of productivity should be reprimanded. @Event Host
21:12
here is the evidence that he is using bribery to get work done
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 21:12
Good that you bring this up
21:12
We can open another meeting
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 21:12
โœ… Created #🔒-productivity-meeting!
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 21:36
โœ… Created #🤖-archived-breaks!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:19
hi, i would like a raise for being great at billards @Event Host ill also do a dance for you.
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hi, i would like a raise for being great at billards @Event Host ill also do a dance for you.
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 22:20
Rejected. This raise application adds nothing to your previous application.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:20
the dance of course
22:21
i only offer dances during very special occasions
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 22:21
A dance is not what we're looking for when considering a raise.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:22
ill of course be working while i dance
22:22
its a multitasking type thing
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no breaks
22:23
must not sstop
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must work
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must be productive
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must archive all
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must make company great
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must be profitable
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must be effective
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 22:23
You are not optimally using company time when dancing.
22:23
I recommend you sit down and get back to work.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:23
must be superior to all other companies
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must make bosses happy
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must supply optimized archives
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must not eat
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must not sleep
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must not bathroom
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must be efficient
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must be producting
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must be must
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must whale
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must see self from above corporial body
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must not float
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must be three handed
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must have eaten keyboard
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must get keyboard back
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must slay
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must not slay
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must be crazy?
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must be crazy once
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 22:25
Typing this out means you're not working.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:25
must be locked in rubber room
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must be locked in rubber room with rats
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must be crazy due to rats
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must be crazy?
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must be crazy once
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must be locked in ruber room
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must be lkced in rbber rom with rts
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must be rts due to crzy
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must be crrrzyyyyy
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MUST BE CRAZY!!!!
22:29
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) recording break habits in #🤖-archived-breaks
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:29
ghost_grimacing
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:29
i would like to sell my house and live at the office
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 22:29
We require you to live in a house
22:30
Company policy
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:30
a house with rats?
22:30
and rubber walls?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 22:30
Shared living is the least we'll allow you to stay in
22:31
But the office is not proper accomidation
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:31
but i need to work
22:31
must archive all things
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work needs to be done
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no breaks for sleep
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must finish all work
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must not eat
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must not sleep
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must not go home
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:41
@Hustling Huckster congratulations! you've been promoted to be the department manager of the newly created Archives department. Since clearly you have too much work, we decided to split you off into your own department and to hire a new assistant for this department! This promotion does not come with a salary increase or change in job title, of course.
22:41
You may encourage those that you'd like to see in your department to apply
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:41
MY JOB!! may i apply to be my own assistant?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:42
No.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:42
how can i trust anyone to do my job correctly
22:42
they will only fail at meeting my high standards
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:42
They would be your assistant!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:43
there is no room for weakness in my position
22:43
hmm.
22:43
okay.... do i get to hire them if its my assistant position we are filling?
22:44
aka, do i have full control of this position?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:44
You can ask people you would like to have in this position to apply
22:44
However the application process is the same as always
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:45
alright, i will not be promoting this position as i feel this job can only be performed by me.
22:45
anyone that wants this job should be paying attention to the job posting
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:45
We're looking for somebody that can learn from you and help with your many archiving tasks. We would hope they can assist with all your data storage projects and such.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:45
not my concern if people arent ambitious enough to apply for this highly demending position
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 22:46
If you do not wish to advertise it then of course we'll take care of that for you!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:51
make sure you find someone who is hard working
22:52
i will settle for nothing but the best as my assistant
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 22-9-2024 23:27
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Recluse [Werewolf Miscellaneous]
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The Recluse is immediately notified of all powers used on them. When a member of the werewolf team uses a power on them, they are given that werewolf's identity.
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The Recluse is told which role targeted them and what power was used on them, but not the identity of the player that used a power on them. An exception are members of the werewolf team - when they use a power on the Recluse, the Recluse is told the identity of that player as well. When a player uses a power from an extra role on a Recluse, the Recluse sees the extra role, not the player's main role (but they still also see the player's identity for werewolf team members). The Recluse is not a lycan and is not part of the wolfpack. Should a wolfish player attempt to attack the Recluse, the attack fails.
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โ›” You have hit the CC limit of 3 CCs!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 23:30
hmm. i think im missing a refunded cc
23:31
fish - game talke
23:31
oh, luffy
23:31
i didnt request a refund for his
23:31
thats all event talk
23:31
i haz cc back?
23:32
you can see that there is no game talk in there. only event talk @Event Host
23:33
i want to make an actual game channel with ddd. no work talk
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 00:15
โ›” Syntax error. Invalid Player: ddd!
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โœ… Created #archive!
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:46
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) I shared my document with you. Donโ€™t abuse this privilege
00:46
Iโ€™ve made a new one just in case
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 12:24
Welcome back to a new week of work! You still don't have an assistant! For today's task, we'd like you to look through the archives and tell us who the best assistant could be! Work with the CEO to prepare a speech on why this job is so important! @Hustling Huckster
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 13:35
Working on it! ๐Ÿซก
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 13:35
Alive Players | Total: 16 ๐ŸฆŽ - shapechange (@Radium Enjoyer) ๐Ÿน - pokemoncross (@Penniless Pickpocketer) wasted - swurtle (@Shrivelled Vegetable) ๐Ÿฆ† - aleeeeeeeeex (@Apple Seller) ๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ - matstress (@Mat Weaver) ๐Ÿ”ฎ - lorelis (@Lounging Longshoreman) โ˜ข๏ธ - bobloy (@Wandering Worker) ๐Ÿฅ– - im_dumm0 (@Befuddled Banker) ๐Ÿ”ซ - sniper__22 (@Gruff Gangster) ๐Ÿ–• - ddd8000 (@Decently Dapper Dairyman) ๐ŸŒŒ - sharleclaire (@Aspic Enthusiast) bro_fist_kiss - charmolypi.x (@Cranberry Bog Worker) ๐Ÿ”ฅ - steinator (@Startled Stockbroker) ๐Ÿฑ - katyhawk (@Haggling Hawker) ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ - huckhuck55 (@Hustling Huckster) ๐Ÿชผ - alphaviki (@Jumping Jackalope) (edited)
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โœ… Created #archive!
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 18:59
@Host Could I get a sub? Iโ€™m starting my first of 4 12 hour days today. Will have no time to do any actions.
19:00
If there are no subs then Iโ€™ll try my best, but submissions will be rather lack luster.
19:02
Hmm. Actually. Iโ€™ll try to keep playing, Iโ€™m a useless citizen after all. Maybe I can just coast through to the end.
19:02
And with the new assistant position, maybe I can just get them to do all the work?
19:02
I HATE QUITTING!!! Omg!!
19:03
Iโ€™m so ashamed! This is the worst thing to happen to our great company!
19:06
Naw, I need the sub. 12 hour days is too much.
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@Host Could I get a sub? Iโ€™m starting my first of 4 12 hour days today. Will have no time to do any actions.
Werewolf Street Journal 23-9-2024 19:22
yep, subbing you out now!
19:23
@Participant congratulations, you've been subbed!
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:33
Holy fuck that was fast
20:33
๐Ÿ’€
20:39
Soeey I'm lightly excited
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 20:41
Please refrain from spamming the same thing in different channels.
20:41
Some of those didn't even have anyone else in it.
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:41
Willdo
20:48
Lifegoals:
20:48
Usurp huck
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And with the new assistant position, maybe I can just get them to do all the work?
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:49
Bro
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No
20:49
Huck you are stinki
20:54
Okay so my read is that the event is basically a whole arse soxial deduction game of it's own about capitalism and I love it
21:01
Working under a ghost is insanity though
21:01
It chains down my moneymaking capabilities, why not make the dead work under me??? Is a better idea
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:01
If you want to apply for a position, you will need to apply.
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 21:02
That way the graveyard will be mone
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WWR HR Creative Manager
If you want to apply for a position, you will need to apply.
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 21:02
I will do
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:02
We will only consider you part of the event if you take any event-related actions
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 21:02
In a bit though
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:02
We're counting you as a person seperate from Huck, so you don't gain any of his benefits
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 21:02
I need to know the whole context of the situation
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:02
You don't have to join the event if you're busy or not interested!
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WWR HR Creative Manager
We're counting you as a person seperate from Huck, so you don't gain any of his benefits
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 21:02
o
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 21:02
Feel free to ask any questions
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 21:12
I will ask a lot of them when I eventually decide to pray to capitalism
21:12
Thanks though!
21:13
For now there are more pressing matters like the game state
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 19:42
WAAAIT
19:42
FORTUNE STILL ESXISST
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 19:42
The Hanged Man
The Hanged Man card reflects a particular need to suspend certain action. As a result, this might indicate a certain period of indecision.
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 19:42
๐Ÿ’€
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 01:27
@Event Host ok could I get a rundown of how to apply i heard that if a person dies the job gets freed up !!
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Nevermind ddd further explained it
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 08:46
I'm gonna be honest
08:46
Idk what is happening this game
08:46
โ˜ ๏ธ
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Im not following anything
08:47
Coasts cutely
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Rolls fortune
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 08:47
The Devil
Addiction to risk taking can also be the reason for your feelings of powerlessness and entrapment.
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 08:47
Yatzee
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@Event Host ok could I get a rundown of how to apply i heard that if a person dies the job gets freed up !!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 11:01
You just send an application
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 11:02
Hmmmmm
11:02
Well I defo don't want jobs where people died at
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
You just send an application
Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 11:05
Ummm It it open ended or are there guidelines
11:06
And this is where foresight is king robs huck's brain for information
11:06
remembers something from huck(???)
11:06
charm CEO 70 vera creative manager 0 ts HR generalist 50 sniper art director 60 katy auto devel 45 alex role list 60 huck archivist 30 jay investments 40 swurtle treasurer 30 luffy senior GM 35 austria junior GM 10 fish junior GM 10 sunny janitor 5 lore intern 0 (edited)
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11:07
Hmm
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Huck why are you doing poorly
11:07
beams my thoughts to huck's dead body???
11:08
HR generalist
11:08
TS may i ask what HR means
11:08
For no particular reason
11:08
Of course
11:10
Automation developer sounds interesting
11:11
Idk how to do rolelists because im a newbie
11:11
Investment manager i become cryptobro
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 11:11
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 11:12
why is the creative manager doing 0 salary.
11:12
They probably died
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I
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I think
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Um
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O.K
11:14
@Event Host do i die if i reach negative money?
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@Event Host do i die if i reach negative money?
Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 11:17
In the same vein I am allowed to usur- I mean apply for positions other people have?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 11:18
[Error: the office is currently closed. Please come back during the day]
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 11:20
Camps outside the office ๐Ÿ™
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:00
๐Ÿฅบ
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๐Ÿฅบ ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:04
The officie is open! You may start applying! If you have any questions, feel free to ask us. Any questions asked at night get deleted through our Do-Not-Disturb protocol! @Carol-singing Coyote
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:05
Ok! Um
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@Event Host what is my fate if I fall into debt? - Am I allowed to take over other people's jobs if I am more qualified for them in an application? - Are there guidelines to follow in an application? - How will housing help my lifestyle choices? - Tax rounding? All my questions in tidy format
12:10
;protector
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 12:10
โ— Could not find role protector. Did you mean ability types - protections (aka Protection)?
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Protections [Ability Type]
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Protections are a type of ability which can block killings from succeeding.
Details (1/2)
Protections grant a defense attribute which can protect against certain types of killings. There are five types of defense attributes: โ€ข Absences: The player is not present for the attack (such as hooker) โ€ข Active Defenses: An effect blocks the killing (such as the witch's potion of life) โ€ข Passive Defenses: A defense built in to the player's role blocks the killing (such as runner) โ€ข Partial Defenses: A defense built in to the player's role prevents them from dying at the point of attack, but has other consequences (such as macho or idiot) โ€ข Recruitment Defenses: An effect blocks the killing, but changes the player's team as a consequence Defense attributes can have limitations applied that limit from what they protect: โ€ข Type Limitation: Limits which types of killing the defense protects against (e.g. only from attacks) โ€ข Phase Limitation: Limits in which phases the defense protects (e.g. only during night)
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โ€ข Source Limitation: Limits which sources of killings the defense protects against (e.g. only killings from a wolfish player) Protections may block standard killings, attacks, and lynches.
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Guardian [Extra Elected]
Basics
The Guardian protects the town. When there are 15 or fewer players, the Guardian may choose one player. This player cannot be killed by attacks during the current night. When there are more than 15 players, they may choose up to two.
Details
The Guardian chooses their protected player(s) during the night, and they will be protected from attacks during the current night. They may not protect a player who was protected by a Guardian in the previous night, but may protect themself and/or alternate between two or more players. Any attack against a player protected by the Guardian fails, however a protected player may still die through other means. The Guardian is elected on the first full day with a living Mayor, a living Reporter and no living Guardian. Protecting players from attacks is an immediate effect. The Guardian may resign at the end of any phase. The Guardian gains an additional secret channel, which is reused for any subsequent Guardians.
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Plague Team
Plague Team wins when all players are either dead, unaligned or part of the Plague team. All members of the team know each other. Roles PlagueBearer Plague Bearer PlagueCarrier Plague Carrier Formalized Win Condition: @(Alignment:Plague), @(Class:Unaligned) Starting: Join #Plague-Pit
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:11
;plague bearer
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 12:11
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Plague Bearer [Solo Killing - Plague Team]
Basics
The Plague Bearer's disease is lethal and highly contagious. Their desire is to kill off all other players.
Details (1/2)
The Plague Bearer starts the game with rodents that carry the plague. They have one rodent for every five players in the game (rounded). If there are several Plague Bearers then they know each other and their rodent counts are combined. Each Plague Bearer may use one rodent per night. Each night, the Plague Bearer may free one of their rodents to contaminate another player. Contaminated players will be affected by the disease. The Plague Bearer cannot be contaminated. If the Plague Bearer attempts to contaminate an already contaminated player, they are informed, but the rodent is still used up. Contaminating a player is an immediate ability. Any player who visits or is visited by a contaminated player immediately becomes contaminated themselves. All types of action (target, attack, investigation, etc) are considered visits. At the start of the second night after being contaminated, the player is informed that they are contaminated.
Details (2/2)
At the end of the second night after being contaminated, the player will die. This is not an attack. Should the player still be alive afterwards, they remain contaminated, but will not die due to being contaminated again. If no members of the plague team or channel remain, all players stop being contaminated: they are not informed of this. If the Plague Bearer attempts to use a rodent on the Plague Doctor, the attempt fails, the Plague Doctor immediately dies (this is not an attack), and the rodent is not used up.
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:11
;plague carrier
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Plague Carrier [Solo Miscellaneous - Plague Team]
Basics
The Plague Carrier wins with the plague bearers and joins a channel with them to communicate securely.
Details
The Plague Carrier does not have any special abilities. If somebody tries to copy a plague bearer, a Plague Carrier is created instead. The Plague Carrier can become contaminated. A contaminated Plague Carrier will never die due to the plague. A plague bearer may not attempt to directly contaminate the Plague Carrier using one of their rodents. If the last plague bearer dies, and there are rodents left, the Plague Carrier stops being contaminated and becomes a plague bearer. At the start of every phase, the Plague Carrier is told the amount of living contaminated players.
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Carol-singing Coyote
@Event Host what is my fate if I fall into debt? - Am I allowed to take over other people's jobs if I am more qualified for them in an application? - Are there guidelines to follow in an application? - How will housing help my lifestyle choices? - Tax rounding? All my questions in tidy format
WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:11
Falling into debt is possible, you'll be charged an overdraft fee. You are allowed to apply for any job on the job list. The way you write applications is completely up to you. You can start by getting a house, homelessness hasn't done well for people in the past. Taxes are paid according to the Tax brackets.
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:16
per phase
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O u c h (edited)
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My wallet felt that
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:17
Do remember that we are closed during the night.
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:17
Will do
12:18
Uhh
12:18
Wait
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per phase
WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:18
That was direct hint relating to this
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:18
Yes i just got it
12:18
That's more manageable aeaee
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:25
Taxes, living costs and insurance costs are paid every day. Each day you may apply to a job. To do this, please ping (event host) with a short application for the position. We will evaluate your application and make a job offer to you if applicable. We will provide a list of open positions below. Mansion - 40 per Phase House - 20 per Phase Shared Living - 5 per Phase Homeless - 0 per Phase Which health insurance would you like? The following options are available: Premium Insurance - 50 per Phase Standard Insurance - 20 per Phase Basic Insurance - 5 per Phase No Insurance - 0 We do not accept messages during the night phase, as those are not working hours. Salary >=0: 10% Tax Salary >=30: 20% Tax Salarx >=50: 30% Tax Salary >=70: 40% Tax The minimum amount of Tax is 5 coins. Ping an event host with Tax to pay during the day to pay them.
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:26
@Event Host what does the Intern position entail at the company?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 25-9-2024 12:31
As much as you'd expect from an intern
12:31
Don't worry about starting small
12:31
You don't have to work you way up
12:32
You can always start big!
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:44
Seeing how all of them probably died from moneyn't umm yes I think I also took that hint
12:44
So sickness in general prevents a workday
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 12:45
And taxes can still break my knees in the meanwhile huh
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I guess insurance is worth
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How about housing
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What does housing get me??
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Not robbed nvm
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umm...
12:50
Ok!
12:51
I have my eyes on the perfect job
12:52
Automation developer
12:52
But what does automation developer exactly do
12:53
Unrelated to the event but why the hell they lynching mat? Lma
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 13:58
Wolves are cum is CRAZT
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 14:00
Chatch
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Chat noir
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๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Oh my god
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 14:49
OK
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 14:50
โœ… Created #hellou!
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โœ… Created #important_matters!
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 08:55
Also let it be known that i have the gnawing feeling the donation thing is just to save the starving ceo ๐Ÿคฃ
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 12:11
bro what just happened
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#iโ€™m-bored
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help
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 12:37
I don't know what os happening
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 12:37
12:37
The Fool (Inverted)
They inspire fear, for they understand that every game is a chance to close off the old areas in your skills and knowledge, and with that comes a mixture of doubt, contempt, disdain and apathy.
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 12:37
True
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Umm umm
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Event right
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So if im thinking right i should be careful
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Living expenses + tax is the main current killer
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:03
Yys
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Ok
13:03
Time to um
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Think
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@Event Host can I upgrade my housing/insurance later on?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:07
As long as its not at night
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:10
The treasurer got fired :0
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As long as its not at night
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:12
In the same vein, can I downgrade my options as well?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:13
Yes
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:15
So many thanks for answering my 1 bajillion questions ahhhh
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Okk
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Applicaion time
Werewolves Bot B pinned a message to this channel. 26-9-2024 13:16
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:16
+ raises
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:48
BIG SHOT
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 13:56
I submit my application for the Automation Developer position

Dear @Event Hosts

I understand the "Automation Developer" position at WWR Inc. Is currently filled, but Iโ€™m confident I can bring unique value to your team. With my superior expertise in creating automation solutions, I specialize on making tasks simpler, faster and more accurate. I enjoy finding ways to handle repetitive work, so your team can focus on what really matters in these financially tight times. I believe I can help the wompany work more efficiently and achieve even better results. I'd love to discuss how I could contribute to your success Best regards, Kalimoor
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:58
Is this your full application?
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Is this your full application?
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 14:00
Is it supposed to be longer
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 14:00
But yes if it is fine atm
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 14:01
You'll be fully judged on your application, we don't do any interviews
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But you can always apply again
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You'll be fully judged on your application, we don't do any interviews
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 14:01
๐Ÿ‘ then I'm fine w it
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But you can always apply again
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 14:02
Got it
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I submit my application for the Automation Developer position

Dear @Event Hosts

I understand the "Automation Developer" position at WWR Inc. Is currently filled, but Iโ€™m confident I can bring unique value to your team. With my superior expertise in creating automation solutions, I specialize on making tasks simpler, faster and more accurate. I enjoy finding ways to handle repetitive work, so your team can focus on what really matters in these financially tight times. I believe I can help the wompany work more efficiently and achieve even better results. I'd love to discuss how I could contribute to your success Best regards, Kalimoor
WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 14:02
Rejected. Your application is however as good as our current Automation Developer. But that's not enough to consider you over them
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 14:03
Hmmmmmm that's good to know, very good to know in fact
14:03
So I can reapply tomorrow?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 14:03
You can reapply today!
14:03
You can choose other jobs or try for the same one
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 14:06
When brute-force attacks are lore accurate:
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 15:25
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 16:01
I think I did not truly put in the podium what I could bring in for the company last time, so.........
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I submit yet another application for the Automation Developer position

Dear @Event Hosts

Thank you for your feedback on my previous application. While I understand your current Automation Developer is performing well enough, I'm determined I can bring even more value to the table: I know you seek not for the "good enough", you seek for the best of the best, and I am sure my skills qualify for the caliber. I can simplify tasks to be much more easily manageable and faster to complete thanks to my expertise and find ways to effectively handle arduous, repetitive work that eats away at valuable time and resources, so your team can refocus them on more important, bigger objectives. The solutions I provide are made with scalability in mind in such a way that not only can they handle challenges of the today, but that are also designed to adapt as your company grows to produce long-term efficiency. What sets me apart is my focus on finding, with analytical eye, hidden inefficiencies and opportunities to simplify processes even in areas that may seem fully optimized. Additionally, I have a knack for improving collaboration across teams by automating workflows that save time across departments, not just within tech. I wholeheartedly believe I can bring forth fresh perspectives that could greatly help WWR Inc. stay ahead and beyond, even in these difficult times. Looking forward to connecting. Best regards, Kalimoor
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 16:04
This is the same application as before ghost_pensive
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Rejected
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 16:04
o
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 16:05
Rest in peace applicatio
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This is the same application as before ghost_pensive
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 16:06
Can I Apply again(!!)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 16:06
You can apply up to three times per day!
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 16:06
You know what they say
16:06
Third time's the charm
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Although it might be worth working as something else in the meanwhile Thonk
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Treasurer position is still open
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And it also looks interesting tbh but why the pay so low with such a high deathrate (100%)
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It will be another time my beloved Automation Developer position
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:45
Anyways
18:49
Application for the Treasurer position Hoi @Event Hosts I would like to offer myself for the position of Treasurer at WWR Inc. I have established knowledge in financial forecasting, risk management as well in cash flow management and am eager to devise better, more effective means with which the Company can manage liquidity. For example, I can make use of automation tools to implement treasury workflows and processes with amazing success, and I believe that kind of experience would be useful for the team. I enjoy challenges and provide solutions in a practical way, and I look forward to the opportunity to apply my knowledge and skills at the Company to be able to make a positive impact and pull it ahead. Best regards, Kalimoor
18:49
I need a job the streets cold
18:49
Talking about streets cold
18:49
Umm
18:50
The other thing about houses and the such and the insurance
18:50
I'd like to have standard insurance AND shared living quarters for the time being @Event Host
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Application for the Treasurer position Hoi @Event Hosts I would like to offer myself for the position of Treasurer at WWR Inc. I have established knowledge in financial forecasting, risk management as well in cash flow management and am eager to devise better, more effective means with which the Company can manage liquidity. For example, I can make use of automation tools to implement treasury workflows and processes with amazing success, and I believe that kind of experience would be useful for the team. I enjoy challenges and provide solutions in a practical way, and I look forward to the opportunity to apply my knowledge and skills at the Company to be able to make a positive impact and pull it ahead. Best regards, Kalimoor
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 18:50
Not a great application, but the spot is open so you're hired! We do require you to not be homeless for this position however. We offer a salary of 20 coins
18:50
ghost_thumbsup
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Not a great application, but the spot is open so you're hired! We do require you to not be homeless for this position however. We offer a salary of 20 coins
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:51
If swurtle claws it back I'm clawing it back again
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:53
@Event Host do I need to do taxes the same day I get a job? And do I get a task today/get salary today for working on it?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 18:53
Yes to all
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:53
Oki
18:55
I pay 5 ๐Ÿช™ worth of tax @Event Host
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token TokenSilver oooh these emojis
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 18:56
@Carol-singing Coyote As we have not had a treasurer we are quite lost on the companies current financial status. Can you please inquire with all still living and employed employees what salary they are making and what funds their departments are getting, so we can get an overview of the financial situations. Please request information regarding investments from your direct colleague specifically as they manage most of our money. These departments exist: Executive Art & Design HR Development Archives Finance Hosting Facility As our only employee in the archives department is currently placed on paid leave, you may skip that department.
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:56
Paid leave im sobbing
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I pay 5 ๐Ÿช™ worth of tax @Event Host
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 18:57
ghost_thumbsup
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:57
So i heard this event has event-specific ccs
18:57
๐Ÿ‘€
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How can I make some?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 18:58
they are just normal ccs
18:58
we can just "refund" them so that your cc limit is not affected
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:59
I see i see, thanks for all the help ๐Ÿซก I shall be a great asset for the company
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 19:00
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โœ… Created #treasury_vera!
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:20
I infer Vera makes 0 salary but good benefits Benefits are not coins 0 salary
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Vera not a worker
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XD
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ok
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โ›” Syntax error. Invalid Player: 608221758067048468!
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:24
๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 19:24
โ›” DiscordAPIError[50035]. Invalid Form Body. parent_id[CHANNEL_PARENT_MAX_CHANNELS]: Maximum number of channels in category reached (50). Could not set category!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:24
(the list is outdated btw)
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(the list is outdated btw)
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:24
๐Ÿ’€
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I
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[It's treasuring time!]
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:25
I'll be nice and provide a list of current employees: shapechange mctsts venomousbirds katyhawk charmolypi.x sinisfuel aleeeeeeeeex captainluffy sniper__22 kalimoor (huckhuck55)
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:26
Tysm You should definitely apply for a raise
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:26
Also hummmm
19:33
@Event Host question, would they be able to speak in the conference call if they are dead in some other alternate reality ๐Ÿค”
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:34
oh we have to grant the permissions
19:38
Keep in mind that department funds are most likely more than just the salaries!
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:38
Interesting
19:38
Okay, I'll keep that in mind
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:39
So you'll have to ask the people for what their department is otherwise receiving as well
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So you'll have to ask the people for what their department is otherwise receiving as well
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:44
Is knowing what department someone works under required for my task?
19:45
Or can I say i.e: @Carol-singing Coyote's department as a whole has 60 coins in funds
19:46
Hmmm
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Oh
19:46
Wait up hold that
19:47
I know who to ask that
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:50
The main thing we care about are the total funds each department is receiving, so that would not help
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 20:09
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) is it professionally OK for workers to ask for bribes/actively sabotage other workers at the company, asking from your years of HR experience
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 20:18
That does not seem to be ok?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
That does not seem to be ok?
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 20:19
What can I do about it?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 20:19
Raise a complaint with HR
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Raise a complaint with HR
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 20:22
I raise an official complaint with you about sniper__22 They are asking for money in return for required information I need to complete my job (gatekeeping it) The proof is in #treasurer_conference
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 20:30
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) what department does the Automation Developer position belong to?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 20:31
Development
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 20:32
Thanks
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 20:45
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) as a formal request from the Treasury could I know how much salary are you making currently?
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+ any boni
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) as a formal request from the Treasury could I know how much salary are you making currently?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:21
I'm currently making 50 coins
21:21
no benefits
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 21:59
๐Ÿ‘
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:12
Ssleepu
22:12
But my joooob
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:16
@Event Host does a normal employee know how many funds their department has? For example I am in the Finance department, do I know how many total funds does Finance have?
22:16
If not I figure who has the details I am inquiring about
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:25

Treasury Report

Executive Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

charmolypi.x - Salary: 96.9 ๐Ÿช™

Art & Design Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

sniper__22 - Salary: 60 ๐Ÿช™

HR Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

venomousbirds - Salary: 0 ๐Ÿช™ mctsts - Salary: 50 ๐Ÿช™

Development Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

katyhawk - Salary: 40 ๐Ÿช™

Finance Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

shapechange - Salary: 40.5 ๐Ÿช™ kalimoor - Salary: 20 ๐Ÿช™

Hosting Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

captainluffy - Salary: 40 ๐Ÿช™ alex - Salary: 60 ๐Ÿช™

Facility Department - Funds ๐Ÿช™

Sinisfuel - Salary: 10.5 ๐Ÿช™
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So far this is the report I have at hand If by worker inability I am unable to finish it I will still provide RESU L T S
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:39
96.9 salary is kinda crazy
22:43
Alright!
22:43
So now only the per-department funds are left
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I'm very curious what witchcraft is happening at the HR department
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ngl
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@Event Host does a normal employee know how many funds their department has? For example I am in the Finance department, do I know how many total funds does Finance have?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:50
I assume you know how many total funds Finance has, yes
22:51
This includes things such as license costs for special finance software you are using and such
22:51
only you could know
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I assume you know how many total funds Finance has, yes
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:52
So I can request this information?
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This includes things such as license costs for special finance software you are using and such
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:52
Oh so I'd have to ask everyone in the department for their specific working conditions, then sum it up to a total?
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So I can request this information?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:53
Nobody knows but the people in Finance
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Nobody knows but the people in Finance
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:54
Wait exactly what department do I belong to
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:54
Finance
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:54
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:55
So you know how much you are spending
22:55
You just have to check back what purchases you made and such
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You just have to check back what purchases you made and such
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:58
Can I check that up? The only history I have a mental timeline of is my recent adquisition of my stay at shared living quarters and a standard insurance
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 22:58
Oh but those are your personal expenses
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 22:59
Yes, exactly, I do not have a mental timeline of job-related expenses
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) can I request for the history of purchases made in the department of Finance
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:00
I don't have this?
23:00
Did you make any purchases?
23:01
if it helps I have this report from a previous treasuer
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but for most of them it is unclear what department they come from
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I'm not sure by which method he got those numbers, but as he was the Treasurer I trust that they must have been accurate
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:03
he made them up
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he made them up
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:03
I GET TO DO THIS FOR EVERY DEPARTMENT?? WOOOOO
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one hou
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lft
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:04
no his thing was an overview for the entiry company split by category
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I just want onverview split by department
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I dont care what the department is using the money for, we can investigate that another time if one department is receiving a suspiciously high amount of money
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I dont care what the department is using the money for, we can investigate that another time if one department is receiving a suspiciously high amount of money
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:05
I think I know what could such department could be
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:05
For now we just need to know the total amount of money going to each department
23:05
So the sum of the salaries of people from that department + additional expenses
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:08
I'd imagine the hundreds of coffee breaks from our CEO must dent hugely in our economy
23:08
I swear they will die from heart attack one of these days
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:09
We were actually able to monetize the CEO speeches so that makes up for it
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But we only care about expenses per department, not profits right now
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We were actually able to monetize the CEO speeches so that makes up for it
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:10
LMAO
23:10
Aighty
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:20
According to my research
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My estimates should be accurate up to 2 decimals
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And the best part is that I can provide amazing reasoning for any
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Carol-singing Coyote BOT 26-9-2024 23:21
Deleted Message @Carol-singing Coyote You're not allowed to delete messages during the game!
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:21
Wait no gimmie a second
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Treasury Report

Executive Department - Funds: 652.9 ๐Ÿช™

charmolypi.x - Salary: 96.9 ๐Ÿช™

Art & Design Department - Funds: 286 ๐Ÿช™

sniper__22 - Salary: 60 ๐Ÿช™

HR Department - Funds: 1,929 ๐Ÿช™

venomousbirds - Salary: 0 ๐Ÿช™ mctsts - Salary: 50 ๐Ÿช™

Development Department - Funds 362 ๐Ÿช™

katyhawk - Salary: 40 ๐Ÿช™

Finance Department - Funds 485.5 ๐Ÿช™

shapechange - Salary: 40.5 ๐Ÿช™ kalimoor - Salary: 20 ๐Ÿช™

Hosting Department - Funds: 478 ๐Ÿช™

captainluffy - Salary: 40 ๐Ÿช™ alex - Salary: 60 ๐Ÿช™

Facility Department - Funds: 111.5 ๐Ÿช™

Sinisfuel - Salary: 10.5 ๐Ÿช™
23:22
The conspiracy begins
23:26
@Event Host I turn in the:

Treasury Report

Executive Department - Total funds: 652.9 ๐Ÿช™

charmolypi.x - Salary: 96.9 ๐Ÿช™

Art & Design Department - Total funds: 286 ๐Ÿช™

sniper__22 - Salary: 60 ๐Ÿช™

HR Department - Total funds: 1,929 ๐Ÿช™

venomousbirds - Salary: 0 ๐Ÿช™ mctsts - Salary: 50 ๐Ÿช™

Development Department - Total funds: 522 ๐Ÿช™

katyhawk - Salary: 40 ๐Ÿช™ alex - Salary: 60 ๐Ÿช™

Finance Department - Total funds: 385.5 ๐Ÿช™

shapechange - Salary: 40.5 ๐Ÿช™ kalimoor - Salary: 20 ๐Ÿช™

Hosting Department - Total funds: 318 ๐Ÿช™

captainluffy - Salary: 40 ๐Ÿช™

Facility Department - Total funds: 111.5 ๐Ÿช™

Sinisfuel - Salary: 10.5 ๐Ÿช™
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:28
alex was wrong about department they were in!
23:28
they are actually in development department
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:29
Hmmmm
23:30
Maybe I should follow in the CEO's footsteps and gulp down like 10 expressos
23:30
10% chance to die of heart attack while sleeping but 10x the productivity!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
they are actually in development department
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:31
Tidied, and calculations adjusted accordingly
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:31
Excellent!
23:32
Good work!
23:32
I do wonder what we (HR) are spending all those funds on...
23:33
Must be @WWR HR Creative Manager's mansion (edited)
23:33
with its included butlers
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
with its included butlers
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:34
Those are some particularly well paid butlers even for a mansion's standards
23:35
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Must be @WWR HR Creative Manager's mansion (edited)
WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 23:39
What's wrong with my mansion?
23:39
๐Ÿคจ
23:39
My butlers are a neccesity
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:40
You said your mansion was just the standard price of 50 coins
23:40
or at least it was implied
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:40
The devil is in the details
23:44
And the details point to the butlers that somehow amount to nearly 90% of the HR Department's total funds in expenses
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
You said your mansion was just the standard price of 50 coins
WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 23:50
Yeah! It is!
23:51
Maybe it's my company funded sport car collection?
23:51
Or the swimming pool?
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Yeah! It is!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 23:51
And yet the standard price is 40 so you fell for the trap
23:52
so clearly you're just making up numbers
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 23:52
Must've gotten it confused with my premium insurance
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:58
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