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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:00
Only use this channel for event-related conversations. If you're not participating in the event, you can mute it. Misuse of the channel will get your removed. Dead players can talk here too, so please be aware. @Participant
WWR HR Creative Manager pinned a message to this channel. 20-9-2024 16:00
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:00
^-^
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Penniless Pickpocketer 20-9-2024 16:00
hello !!
16:01
i got out of a junior gm job due to having a flu and no health insurance. i got myself health insurance
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Shrivelled Vegetable 20-9-2024 16:07
Congrats Iโ€™m still unemployed
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Gold Hoarder 20-9-2024 16:07
Who's the new jr
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:08
let's compile the known jobs + job info
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CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
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also getting raises is SO HARD
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 20-9-2024 16:13
work harder
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:13
oh because you could do my job
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 20-9-2024 16:13
yeah... I could :///
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Gold Hoarder 20-9-2024 16:23
I'm Sr gm
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Radium Enjoyer
CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 16:29
I am treasurer
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 20-9-2024 16:30
Spare Change ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿคฒ
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Apple Seller 20-9-2024 16:30
im jr gm
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Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 16:33
@Hustling Huckster My task for today is to develop a funding plan for the new data storage system. Can we talk costs? Budget is tight right now, so we either gotta make some cutback and/or figured avenues for increased revenue that will result from the new system
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Radium Enjoyer
CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
Lounging Longshoreman 20-9-2024 16:36
im an intern
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Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 16:36
You got a task already intern?
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Lounging Longshoreman 20-9-2024 16:36
Yepp
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Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 16:37
Who are you working with?
Radium Enjoyer pinned a message to this channel. 20-9-2024 16:37
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WWR HR Creative Manager 20-9-2024 16:38
@Participant If you make a CC specifically for event purposes, we're more than happy to refund it. Using it for game purposes later is of course not allowed.
WWR HR Creative Manager pinned a message to this channel. 20-9-2024 16:38
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Wandering Worker
@Hustling Huckster My task for today is to develop a funding plan for the new data storage system. Can we talk costs? Budget is tight right now, so we either gotta make some cutback and/or figured avenues for increased revenue that will result from the new system
Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 16:38
could rent out space
16:39
everyone wants to store their data somewhere
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Wandering Worker
Who are you working with?
Lounging Longshoreman 20-9-2024 16:39
HR gives me tasks! I work on them alone
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Penniless Pickpocketer 20-9-2024 16:40
ok!!
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Radium Enjoyer
could rent out space
Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 16:42
I like that idea. I'll put together the proposal
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Penniless Pickpocketer 20-9-2024 16:43
ooooohhhhhh !!
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Radium Enjoyer
CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
Gruff Gangster 20-9-2024 16:51
I'm the art director
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Gold Hoarder 20-9-2024 16:54
That's cool, what does art directors tasks look like
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Gruff Gangster 20-9-2024 17:54
I draw role icons
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 18:00
omg can we see some examples
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Wandering Worker
@Hustling Huckster My task for today is to develop a funding plan for the new data storage system. Can we talk costs? Budget is tight right now, so we either gotta make some cutback and/or figured avenues for increased revenue that will result from the new system
Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 18:55
yup! me too
18:55
i make a cc
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Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 19:00
hey @Radium Enjoyer can you also update that list with current salary? I need that for budget purposes.
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Or rather, I think I'll keep that to myself
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 19:01
hmmm
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Wandering Worker 20-9-2024 19:01
If people would please share their salaries to me, it would be greatly appreciated
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Radium Enjoyer
omg can we see some examples
Gruff Gangster 20-9-2024 19:03
They are for new upcoming roles. Unfortunately that means they are still confidential until approved.
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Radium Enjoyer 20-9-2024 19:03
ah of course i understand
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 23:33
maybe with the interview changes bomb threats will work...
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Shrivelled Vegetable 20-9-2024 23:37
I donโ€™t think bomb threats work
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 23:38
i just dont think we know that yet....
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Shrivelled Vegetable 20-9-2024 23:40
How many bomb threats did you try with your applications lmao
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 23:42
only one!
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Hustling Huckster 20-9-2024 23:46
the applications have become an automated process
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the human element has been removed
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so now computers decide if we are worthy of the position
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Cranberry Bog Worker 20-9-2024 23:55
shock
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its cos yall wrote boring apps ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Piffling Fisher 20-9-2024 23:55
my apps were so good
23:55
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Bootleg Coal Miner 20-9-2024 23:55
guys
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im jr game something
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i need help
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who ever is senior game manager
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i dunno what the hell im doing
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Cranberry Bog Worker 20-9-2024 23:57
isnt it like luffy or smth
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Bootleg Coal Miner 20-9-2024 23:57
i donโ€™t even know
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Cranberry Bog Worker 20-9-2024 23:57
lol
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@Hustling Huckster probably does
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Gold Hoarder 20-9-2024 23:57
it is me
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ive been looking for you
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Cranberry Bog Worker 20-9-2024 23:57
i was right
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ofc i am
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#best ceo
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Gold Hoarder
it is me
Shrivelled Vegetable 20-9-2024 23:58
Wait you already got promoted after taking my job
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Gold Hoarder 20-9-2024 23:59
yes
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 00:00
i have all the documentation of everything. #bestarchivistever
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Wandering Worker 21-9-2024 01:19
I have been fired. Someone apply for treasurer
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 01:19
No working after hours
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They don't pay overtime
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Wandering Worker
I have been fired. Someone apply for treasurer
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 01:22
i will in the morning lmao
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 13:01
hi guys
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have you guys made any funny applications
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Befuddled Banker 21-9-2024 13:32
not yet cus idk if i wanna participate
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Piffling Fisher
have you guys made any funny applications
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 13:47
I sent one in hopefully I actually get hired
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Sleepy Security Officer 21-9-2024 13:56
I have perished
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I blame whoever killed me
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For my death
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Wandering Worker 21-9-2024 14:16
Death is no excuse, back to work
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 14:43
There is an opening in Jr game master positions, we need it filled for this company to function
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Aspic Enthusiast 21-9-2024 15:20
@employed ppl how did you get your job
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send me what you sent in your application
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this is giving me grad school application and SOP writing ptsd
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 15:35
alright who stole my job
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 15:50
NOOO HOW DARE YOU DONTHST TO BESTIE
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Gold Hoarder
There is an opening in Jr game master positions, we need it filled for this company to function
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 15:50
Tried but failed
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Aspic Enthusiast
@employed ppl how did you get your job
Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 15:59
i did 4 parts... experience, skills, contributions, how will i help
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and i also have to find an edge case
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i chose despot
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:12
guys who is the treasurer
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we need one pls yayspin
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Aspic Enthusiast
send me what you sent in your application
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:15
hello event team. i should be ceo bc i can dance. hire me pls uglysmile
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Cranberry Bog Worker
guys who is the treasurer
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 16:18
Wait we do
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I thought itโ€™s filled
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:18
nah
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they lost their job
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Wandering Worker
I have been fired. Someone apply for treasurer
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:18
this guy
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Cranberry Bog Worker
they lost their job
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 16:23
Ok I just tried
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:23
i await your news (edited)
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i have just been handed my hardest task to date
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what do interns do
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Cranberry Bog Worker
what do interns do
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 16:25
Oh they sort the wwr roles from most recently used to least recently used I was an intern and thatโ€™s how I got fired cuz failed twice
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:25
lol imma be real as a ceo idek what this company does
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are we a wwr company
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oh that makes so much more sensse
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i js thought were were some random ass company in the recession
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like that paper company that dwight pam and the other guy worked at
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 16:32
whats the ceo tasks
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:33
have amazing hair
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 16:33
if someone becomes jrgm let me know, im supposed to mentor them
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:33
pls accept my anachromisms stockholders ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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omg
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we are a wwr company
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for the past three days i did not know that lmao ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 16:58
Can we overthrow the CEO
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Can't believe this
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Cranberry Bog Worker
for the past three days i did not know that lmao ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 16:59
Link
SprayingHeathens 1
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*lmao
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
Can we overthrow the CEO
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 16:59
>:((
SprayingHeathens 1
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:07
I AM THE NEW TREASURER (edited)
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Lounging Longshoreman 21-9-2024 17:07
YAYYYYY
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Shrivelled Vegetable
I AM THE NEW TREASURER (edited)
Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:16
There must be funds set aside for spare change ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿคฒ
SprayingHeathens 1
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:16
i cant believe swurtle is the treasurer
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:17
What I had a good application
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And Iโ€™m frugal with money
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:28
Ok guys I have my first task as treasurer I need your guys help. There is a new job going to be opened up and I have to determine where there should be one budget wise I need everyone salaries @Hustling Huckster do you think I can use some of your archive info
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:28
i suggest we get a stock watching person job
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:29
i also need the new jrgm to contact me, its for my task
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but i dont know who they are
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:30
Luffy and Charm what are you guyโ€™s salaries also what job are you luffy right now
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:30
im srgm
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:32
Why are you guys not telling me your salaries
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wasted
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:33
its private
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you didnt even say yours
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:33
Oh thatโ€™s why I need huckโ€™s help cuz he probably archived them I hope
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:35
i know your salaries
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Shrivelled Vegetable
Ok guys I have my first task as treasurer I need your guys help. There is a new job going to be opened up and I have to determine where there should be one budget wise I need everyone salaries @Hustling Huckster do you think I can use some of your archive info
Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:35
Homeless outreach ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿคฒ
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:35
huck told me
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i know your salaries
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:35
Can you tell me too cuz I need them or do I need to ask Huck specifically
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:35
ddd did you even apply to anything
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:36
I think ddd just likes being homeless
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:36
I'll tell you for $30
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:36
atm its CEO - 70 Art Director - 60 Automation Developer - 40 Role List Developer - 30 Archivist Specialist - 30 Treasurer - 30 Senior GM - 30 Junior GM - 10 Junior GM - 10 Janitor - 5 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Intern - 0
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smth like that
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:36
Thanks!
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:37
ddd can you take the jr gm spot (edited)
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it needs filling
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:37
So only senior gm and up actually make money lmao
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:37
i dont :((
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i used to make 60
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after i got a raise
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i got a 1 coin pay raise
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and my total + is 9 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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so
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what am i saying
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being unemployed
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= make more than me
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Gold Hoarder
ddd can you take the jr gm spot (edited)
Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:39
Double my starting salary and I will
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:39
you can always get a raise
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by doing good work
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i suggest we get a stock watching person job
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:39
I like that idea finance seems to be the least funded department outside of faculty aka janitor
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:40
we need an advertisement division
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marketing
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:40
i think its around this time at forex trading became popular
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i'm your marketing division
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i think its around this time at forex trading became popular
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:41
we should have someone watch
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i think its around this time at forex trading became popular
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:41
im totally talking out of my ass the japan currency thing happened in the 2000s iirc
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Gold Hoarder
we need an advertisement division
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:41
I can only add jobs for current divisions not ad new ones
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:41
add a new gm
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we only have 3 gms total
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its not very much
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:42
Departments: Executive (CEO) Art & Design (Art Director) Development & Data (Automation Developer, Role List Developer, Archivist Specialist) Finance (Treasurer) Hosting (Senior Game Master, Junior Game Master) Facility (Janitor)
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Gold Hoarder
we only have 3 gms total
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:43
Theyโ€™re getting paid more than finance
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:43
yeah hosting is where all the money comes from
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the front line workers
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:44
Hosting gets 50 while finance only gets 30
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:44
because finance has 1 job and hosting has 3
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:45
Honestly advertising might fall under art and design
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:45
Sounds believable
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:45
@DISBOARD bumber job
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:45
How does that fall under that ๐Ÿ’€
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:45
somebody needs to design the ads
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:46
ads are a type of design
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:46
Then it would be the other way around
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Art would be a sub division of advertisements
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:46
If you dont like the department structure of our company you can take that up with our CEO
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:47
Nah I wanna see the company fail so I can steal the copper pipes from the empty building
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:47
what if we use lead pipes
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:47
So thatโ€™s why your not applying and he homeless
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:47
Why wait until then? Just sneak in at night
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Gold Hoarder
what if we use lead pipes
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:47
NO LUFFY DO WE WANT LEAD IN THE WATER
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:47
does the ceo know who is hired
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in each position
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Gold Hoarder
what if we use lead pipes
Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:48
That would explain how swurtle got hired in treasury
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Gold Hoarder
does the ceo know who is hired
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:48
Huck probably knows
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:48
They could probably request such a list from HR
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:48
we dont have hr
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 17:48
Rude?
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:48
HR is ts
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:48
oh wait he is
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i just noticed
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 17:48
And Vera
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Sticker
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Use that but with luffy
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Sticker
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:49
Your company outsources HR which is why the company has no control over it
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 17:49
but last time i asked ts he didn tell me
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:55
Crazy how someone got ceo and is basically doing nothing and will win the event
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Spare change ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿคฒ
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:55
wait till an unemployed wins an event ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 17:55
Our CEO is doing a wonderful job
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:56
thank you sniper
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you're the best
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honourable mention in my speech
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that im still writing
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sneak peek ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 17:57
Just wait until you see the new role icons I've been cooking up
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 17:57
Not even a real CEO
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Real CEOs have a personal assistant
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 17:58
genuinely though who stole my job
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:58
luffy i have found ur jgm
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its austria
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there isnt another one
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Radium Enjoyer
genuinely though who stole my job
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:59
what were u
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Gold Hoarder
does the ceo know who is hired
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 17:59
now yes
SprayingHeathens 1
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 18:00
Do you get assigned tasks?
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 18:00
Do you not??
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
Real CEOs have a personal assistant
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 18:01
me i spray and clean
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i think its around this time at forex trading became popular
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 18:01
I proposed the wwr stocks watcher
SprayingHeathens 1
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 18:01
i approve
SprayingHeathens 1
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
Do you not??
Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 18:01
Of course I do
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 18:03
swurtle do you remember the stock role
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cryptographer
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 18:03
Oh god not that
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 18:04
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Cryptographer [Solo Killing - Cryptographer Team]
Temporary Role
Basics
The Cryptographer wins when everyone else (excluding unaligned players) is dead. Each night the Cryptographer may attack a player. When they attempt to do so a random player receives a letter of their nickname (with spaces removed).
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The Cryptographer may also invest in the stock market. Players that have already received a segment from a Cryptographer are twice as likely to receive another segment.
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Cryptographer [Solo Killing - Cryptographer Team]
Temporary Role
Basics
The Cryptographer wins when everyone else (excluding unaligned players) is dead. Each night the Cryptographer may attack a player. When they attempt to do so a random player receives a letter of their nickname (with spaces removed).
Details
The Cryptographer may also invest in the stock market. Players that have already received a segment from a Cryptographer are twice as likely to receive another segment.
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swurtle do you remember the stock role
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 18:10
It was so hard to decipher those messages
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 18:10
;stock market
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 18:10
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Stock Market [Cryptographer Team]
Temporary Role
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At the start of the game, the Cryptographer gains 100 coins. At the start of each phase they are shown the current stocks. They may choose to invest any amount of coins in any stock.
The Market
1 Coin - Free ad for a crypto scam 10 Coins - Investigation (see a player's role, affected by all disguises, redirections and obstructions, immediate) 20 Coins - Attack (affected by redirections, end phase) 20 Coins - Protect somebody else (affected by redirections, immediate for current phase) 30 Coins - Protect yourself (affected by redirections, immediate for current phase) 40 Coins - True Investigation (see a player's role, affected by nothing, immediate)
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 18:14
Wait Elle Woods is the CEO!?
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 18:14
elle this may be the best event moment in history
18:14
I'm laughing very hard
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Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 18:15
bows bows thank you thank you all
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 18:15
You did great
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 18:16
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Shrivelled Vegetable
You did great
Cranberry Bog Worker 21-9-2024 18:16
what like its hard heartsbubblepink
18:18
wait we can forward messages now? thats new i have never seen that b4
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Click to see original message
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 18:20
how did you do this
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 18:21
it was blue and said new when i hovered over the message so i clicked it
18:21
and that happened
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 18:21
woah mama
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Shrivelled Vegetable
Ok guys I have my first task as treasurer I need your guys help. There is a new job going to be opened up and I have to determine where there should be one budget wise I need everyone salaries @Hustling Huckster do you think I can use some of your archive info
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 18:56
I do have everyoneโ€™s salary archived. I can get that to you in a little bit.
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Cranberry Bog Worker
atm its CEO - 70 Art Director - 60 Automation Developer - 40 Role List Developer - 30 Archivist Specialist - 30 Treasurer - 30 Senior GM - 30 Junior GM - 10 Junior GM - 10 Janitor - 5 Intern - 0 Intern - 0 Intern - 0
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 18:58
Oh, nm, I see you got my salary document
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 18:59
i lowkey think hr hate me
18:59
they rejected all my raise applications, fired me even though let's be real I'm the only person who could do my job, now I can't get another job
19:00
but it's okay i have a rose that smells like a raspberry
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:01
did you try to become jr gm?
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 19:02
no
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:02
i bet you could get that job
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 19:02
yeah but it wouldn't actually cover my costs i think
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:02
also it looks like theres a new position that opened silently
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 19:02
like I would actually be losing money
19:03
yeah i have applied for that but hr are on their dinner break
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:04
jay, could you send me all your resumes?
19:04
i need to archive the rejections
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:04
in the span of 2 days i witnessed 3 jr gms lose their jobs lol
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:04
My resume was amazing when I wrote it
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:04
i have a big task today
19:04
its like.... ugh
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:04
Same
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:04
whats your task sniper?
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:05
I don't know if HR would be happy with me disclosing that information
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Hustling Huckster
jay, could you send me all your resumes?
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 19:05
pay me
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:05
did you have to make art
19:05
are you arting the roles without icons
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:05
I make art every day
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Usually they are combinations of roles
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Like they give me 4 roles and say
19:06
Make an icon for a cultist citizen wolf
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Or whatever
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Hustling Huckster
I do have everyoneโ€™s salary archived. I can get that to you in a little bit.
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 19:06
Itโ€™s not updated completely tho the salaries are not updated tho
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:06
oh thats fun
19:06
ive made a few of the offbrand emotes before
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:06
I mean they all are kinda bad tho ngl
19:06
I've had exams this week
19:06
So not a lot of free time to do it
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:07
like a lot of the tarot cards are offbrand ones lol
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:07
I had to make one for a joke role the other day
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Radium Enjoyer
pay me
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:07
pfft, get a job.
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:07
They should just let me be that role
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:07
at least youve been able to keep your job
19:08
wait was it my joke role
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:08
Nah
19:08
It is an existing one
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:08
i paid the tokens to get one so i thought there was a chance lol
19:08
maybe itll arrive for my birthday in a week
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:13
whats the role luff?
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:15
One of the gm rewards, you can get a joke role of yourself
19:15
;joke roles
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 19:15
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Joke Roles [Additional Roles]
Joke Role
GM Team
GameMaster Game Master (GMG) Host Host (GMP)
Admin Team
Administrator Administrator (AM) BotDeveloper Ts (AK) RolelistExpert Jay (AI) Artist Vera (AP)
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 19:16
yes, but what was yours?
19:16
was it luffy?
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:16
Yeah
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But I'm not the one writing it
19:17
So idk what it'll be
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Gruff Gangster 21-9-2024 19:30
I am now creating art for a concept role
19:30
Named the fisherman
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Or somethin
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 19:30
That's pretty cool
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:06
@Gold Hoarder how do you add all to a cc in a way thats not the disaster i did last game?
20:06
(its part of my task)
20:06
very heavy task today
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-9-2024 20:08
🦎 458727748504911884 🏹 991363000885846016 <:wasted:1219773863894978611> 528311658846748688 🌙 386550935419355146 🦆 406536328965128194 👁โ€🗨 215427550577557504 🔮 608221758067048468 🍆 733586921611067454 🍅 265186558016094208 🎨 234474456624529410 โ˜ข๏ธ 164200643744104448 <:bobgun:714094729276424234> 771127917169868801 🥖 719420917804957768 🔫 883508604051800086 🐢 356510817094598658 🖕 151204089219252224 🌌 633338331220148225 🐼 161551993704284171 🐟 394312008062861313 <:bro_fist_kiss:766330669608730664> 720935581672013876 🔥 334066065112039425 🐱 414059729392762881 🍹 707315047096909856 👁๏ธ 689942180323786954 🥴 1117286834838450246 🪼 489047121840963585 🦎 🏹 <:wasted:1219773863894978611> 🌙 🦆 👁โ€🗨 🔮 🍆 🍅 🎨 โ˜ข๏ธ <:bobgun:714094729276424234> 🥖 🔫 🐢 🖕 🌌 🐼 🐟 <:bro_fist_kiss:766330669608730664> 🔥 🐱 🍹 👁๏ธ 🥴 🪼
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 20:08
bottom line
20:08
this is the $e command
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:09
ah, okay. thanks
20:13
bruh. jay. why you leave ๐Ÿ˜ญ
20:13
its part of my job. not a shit post zone
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 20:19
im very busy investing
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 20:22
ugh, this task is proving to be difficult
20:22
but anything for the company
20:22
๐Ÿซก
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:02
info update from my archive
22:02
actually, nm. HR wouldnt want me sharing private info about our employees
22:03
needless to say. i think ts and veras jobs can be applied for?
22:03
i wont be applying because i love my job
22:03
but, if there are unemployed people out there. could be a place to try.
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:22
@Participant anyone got any pay raises I need to know as the treasurer to keep track of where the money is going
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:23
fish for some reason got 10 coins for being unemployed think360
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:24
pity coins i think
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant anyone got any pay raises I need to know as the treasurer to keep track of where the money is going
Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:24
When I got my post I started with the max possible pay so I guess I kinda did?
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:24
"Congratulations on your second day of unemployment. You receive 10 TokenCub"
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Apple Seller
When I got my post I started with the max possible pay so I guess I kinda did?
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:24
What are you again
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:25
role list
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Hustling Huckster
"Congratulations on your second day of unemployment. You receive 10 TokenCub"
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:25
ohhhh hes getting benefits
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:25
apparently
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Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:25
Social security jumpscare
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:25
that needs to stop. we cant afford to be paying the unemployed
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant anyone got any pay raises I need to know as the treasurer to keep track of where the money is going
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 22:25
they lowered mine does that count
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:25
good
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:25
LOL
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Apple Seller
When I got my post I started with the max possible pay so I guess I kinda did?
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:26
So you still make 10?
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
they lowered mine does that count
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:26
How low did it drop from 5?
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant anyone got any pay raises I need to know as the treasurer to keep track of where the money is going
Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:26
I still make the same
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:26
alex makes 30 according to my records
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Shrivelled Vegetable
How low did it drop from 5?
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 22:26
i swear they paid me 10 the first time Before the reset
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Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:26
Economy's rough
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 21-9-2024 22:27
i can't afford alcohol
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Hustling Huckster
alex makes 30 according to my records
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:27
Wait when did Junior gms make 30?
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CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:27
anny updates to this?
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Shrivelled Vegetable
Wait when did Junior gms make 30?
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:27
hes role list
22:27
now
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Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:27
I'm a role list dev
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:27
OH THATS WHY THEY FIRED ME
22:28
alex they're paying you way less then they were paying me
SprayingHeathens 1
22:28
you're getting ripped off
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:28
Lmao
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:28
afaik hes making 30
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SprayingHeathens 1
22:28
but that could have changed
22:28
its old records i have now
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:28
yeah i was making more than that
22:28
until he STOLE MY JOB
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but now i have a new one which pays the same so it's fine
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until he STOLE MY JOB
Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:29
That's defamation and I will contact my lawyer
22:30
It's a free economy and we're competing in the marketplace of ideas
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:30
i mean you legit did babe
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Radium Enjoyer
CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:30
Wait you're investment manager? HR forgot to update that
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Haggling Hawker
Wait you're investment manager? HR forgot to update that
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:30
i am yes
22:30
ive handled more money than you guys have ever seen in your life today
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:31
Good for you
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:31
what was your task?
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:31

guys

every time you take a job someone else was currently in, i'm pretty sure you get paid less than they were. since all the active event players already have a job, we should all just stay in our current jobs in order to maximise our incomes
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Gold Hoarder
what was your task?
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:32
i had to choose and analyse investment options, draw a graph with earning potential, and then justify a choice i made
22:32
bear in mind this is the same day they made me do a 50 PERSON ROLE LIST
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Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:32
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:32
50 players ??!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:32
thats crazy lol
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:33
and my list was so good too
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:33
Damn
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:33
do u wanna share it
22:33
im curious lol
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Radium Enjoyer
bear in mind this is the same day they made me do a 50 PERSON ROLE LIST
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:34
they are making us do giant jobs today
22:34
must be near the end of the quarter
22:34
work always gets a little heavy around this time of year
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:35
can someone show me their application that has gotten accepted
22:35
ive been rejected 10 times and i need something to work with
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Piffling Fisher
can someone show me their application that has gotten accepted
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:35
apply to work for free? then work your way up
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant anyone got any pay raises I need to know as the treasurer to keep track of where the money is going
Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 22:36
I got a 5 dollar welfare increase
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:36
you could be an apprentice janitor
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:36
apprentice janitor...
22:36
hmmm
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:36
How did you get denied as intern fish lmao
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:37
i havent applied for it
22:37
im not going THAT low...
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:37
the hosting team is short staffed, we need you mr fish
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Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:37
@Haggling Hawker so, it's so fun cuz we get to make money amei and also end up with MORE MONEY and hopefully, be some of the BEST jobs in WWR !!
22:38
these applications
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:38
@Hustling Huckster make an event cc with me
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Piffling Fisher
can someone show me their application that has gotten accepted
Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:38
ask austria, they became jr gm, got fired. then did it again the next day lol
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Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:38
remind me of actual jobs and not ORGs
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:38
i want a coffee time chat
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:38
AUTRIA
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AUSTRIA
22:39
can i see your applications pretty please
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Gold Hoarder
ask austria, they became jr gm, got fired. then did it again the next day lol
Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:39
@Piffling Fisher I was fired due to having a cold. I ended up being hired cuz there was a free spot, and I put my summary into 4 portions
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:39
wild
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Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:39
Experience Skills Contributions How will I help
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@Haggling Hawker so, it's so fun cuz we get to make money amei and also end up with MORE MONEY and hopefully, be some of the BEST jobs in WWR !!
Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 22:40
So true
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@Hustling Huckster make an event cc with me
Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:40
oh, are you regretting leaving my event cc now?
22:40
interesting
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:41
no i want a private chat
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:41
god damn i have so many event ccs.
22:41
its insane
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Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:41
i got 2 ๐Ÿซ 
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:41
i have 9 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Befuddled Banker 21-9-2024 22:42
Ts rejected my application for the OSHA Inspector spot
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:42
5 of them i stupidly called "archive" so i dont even know which is which
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:42
you can rename ccs
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:42
the $cc rename command in question: (edited)
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 22:42
naw, its fine
22:42
i wanna suffer
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:43
guys i still havent applied today
22:43
im gonna do it
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wish me luck
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Befuddled Banker 21-9-2024 22:43
wow i got ignored
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:43
sorry bestie
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:43
what are u applying for
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Befuddled Banker 21-9-2024 22:44
OSHA Inspector
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:44
Btw if anyone is unsure what their current salary or balance is, feel free to ping me and I'll let you know!
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Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:45
How irresponsible do you have to be not to know your own salary
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Befuddled Banker 21-9-2024 22:46
i know mine its 0 cus i dont have a job but i currently have 100 money since i havent bought anything
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Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:46
Homeless grind
22:46
I've been employed since D1 and I don't have 100 ๐Ÿ˜” โœŠ
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i know mine its 0 cus i dont have a job but i currently have 100 money since i havent bought anything
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:47
wtf why do i get unemployment and no one else does???
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am i just destined for great, unemployed things?
22:47
surely you also get unemployment
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:47
u have to participate in the event
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to get the pay prob
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:47
Unemployment is 10 TokenCub for every event participant
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:48
ah that would make sense
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:48
You are an event participant from the moment you do your first event action and until you chose to stop playing the event by requesting it specifically
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:49
thank you my friend ๐ŸŸ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Unemployment is 10 TokenCub for every event participant
Apple Seller 21-9-2024 22:52
So being an intern is worse?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 21-9-2024 22:53
We pay most intern positions more than 10 TokenCub
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bad interns get same as unemployment and truly awful ones are unpaid
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:54
LOL
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:56
if any senior gms, junior gms, or interns want the chance for a pay raise, let me know! for the low low price of 10, i'll teach you the basics of role balancing - a fully accredited course that could help you secure a pay raise in your current job or a promotion to a different one!
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Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 22:57
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Radium Enjoyer
if any senior gms, junior gms, or interns want the chance for a pay raise, let me know! for the low low price of 10, i'll teach you the basics of role balancing - a fully accredited course that could help you secure a pay raise in your current job or a promotion to a different one!
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:57
i just sent in my senior GM app
22:57
wish me luck
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:57
good luck!
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:57
this one isnt a bomb threat
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:57
if you're unsuccessful, give me a call!
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:57
wow ur stealing my job
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Gold Hoarder
wow ur stealing my job
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:57
wrong gm
22:57
i meant junior
22:57
๐ŸŸ
22:57
but still
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:57
good luck then
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
GUYS I GOT HIRED
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:59
YAY
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
I MAKE THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT AS I DID BEFORE BEING HIRED
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:59
do you want a chance for a pay raise?
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
yes...
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:59
i'll teach you to role balance!
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
i do...
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:59
Junior gm or intern lmao
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
oh my god!!!
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 22:59
low low price of 10
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
cod!!
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 22:59
you can get raised to 20
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 22:59
oh my cod!!
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 22:59
Lmao
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Radium Enjoyer
low low price of 10
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:00
is this one of those billionare course scams?
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:00
no bc i actually know how to role balance
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 23:00
i was able to give promotions to jr gms yesterday
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Radium Enjoyer
no bc i actually know how to role balance
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:00
are you SURE?
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Piffling Fisher
are you SURE?
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:00
yes
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Radium Enjoyer
yes
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:01
ok i trust you
23:01
ill be sending over the 10 coins now
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:01
once ive got them ill give you the seminar!
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:01
ok thank you
23:01
ive asked HR to send them over
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 23:02
did you complete your tasks yet
23:02
im supposed to assist you
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:02
no i just got my task
23:02
oh you can assist me???
23:02
YAYYY!!!
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Radium Enjoyer
once ive got them ill give you the seminar!
Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 23:02
I would like the seminar too
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Gold Hoarder 21-9-2024 23:02
my task is to make sure the jr gms do their tasks well lol
23:02
and to fill the vacancies
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:03
of course! transfer me the 10 and ill give you the seminar!
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Shrivelled Vegetable
I would like the seminar too
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:14
im selling my new seminar that will teach you the basics of role balancing for ONLY 6 tokens!!!
23:14
buy now!!!
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 23:16
Already bought besties
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 23:17
Swurtle it says in the ledger you have not bought it yet
23:17
You need to send the $6
23:17
Ping event hosts
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:17
well im selling MY seminar for SIX tokens!
23:17
you can buy mine too if you want!
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Piffling Fisher
well im selling MY seminar for SIX tokens!
Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:18
this is intellectual property theft
23:18
cease and desist or i may sue
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Radium Enjoyer
this is intellectual property theft
Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:18
i am an entrepreneur my friend
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Radium Enjoyer 21-9-2024 23:19
unfortunately entrepreneurs are not immune to being sued
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Piffling Fisher 21-9-2024 23:19
i dont think we even have copyright laws here...
23:19
especially considering nothing happened after i hired 2 people to help me blow up the WWR HQ
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Haggling Hawker 21-9-2024 23:22
I can and will develop software to help us sue you
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Mat Weaver 21-9-2024 23:22
hosts don't know what they're missing not hiring me
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Shrivelled Vegetable 21-9-2024 23:48
@Wandering Worker huck told me the old expenses how did you calculate it
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Piffling Fisher
GUYS I GOT HIRED
Penniless Pickpocketer 21-9-2024 23:55
well done !!
23:55
party_blob
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 23:56
Free milk
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:57
@Oblivious Oil Tycoon ๐Ÿ’ฉ
23:58
i made a mistake again
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 21-9-2024 23:58
Don't shit on my milk
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Hustling Huckster 21-9-2024 23:58
chocolate milk
23:58
be grateful
23:58
also, could you clean up after this homeless man thats spilling chocolate milk everywhere janitor
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 00:00
I didn't spill anything
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 00:01
well, however the shitty milk got on the floor.
00:01
it must be cleaned
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and also, this jobless man is in our facilities. uhhh... can someone apply for a security position?
00:01
keep the riff raff out
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Hustling Huckster
@Oblivious Oil Tycoon ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 00:02
wolves on huck plz
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
wolves on huck plz
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 00:25
i see you speaking and not cleaning...
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 00:26
I see you not trying my milk
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 00:26
you have time to lean, you got time to clean
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
I see you not trying my milk
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 00:26
youre milk is jobless and therefor i do not associate with it
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 00:26
It isn't jobless
00:26
I just don't work for your company
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I am just a normal dairyman
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Hustling Huckster
i see you speaking and not cleaning...
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 00:37
sorry yes sir ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 00:38
very good
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 00:38
Selling milk
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 00:38
you can take a bathroom break now if youd like to
SprayingHeathens 1
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but ill be timing you
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 00:38
High in vitamins to fight off being sick and getting a cold
SprayingHeathens 1
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 01:17
I'm breaking into the building to steal copper pipes
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:18
goddamnit. can we please get some security in this building!
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 01:18
Maybe we should hire security
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:19
@Cranberry Bog Worker can you maybe propose some securtiy for the building. this homeless man keep breaking in and begging for change.
01:19
and now hes tryign to steal our copper pipes
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 01:22
All right no one stopped me so I'm taking pipes out the bathrooms I now have three copper pipes
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:27
well, you know what. its not te worst case scenario losing the bathroom functionality. A- we have a janitor to clean up potty messes B- less bathroom breaks during the working hours.
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 01:32
Nice approving of letting us pee on the floor
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:33
if people can just pee at their desks, they never have to stop working
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Cranberry Bog Worker 22-9-2024 01:33
that seems a bit inhumane
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:33
but productive
01:33
may i quote something rq.
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Cranberry Bog Worker 22-9-2024 01:33
i veto i dont want office smelling like pee
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Hustling Huckster
may i quote something rq.
Cranberry Bog Worker 22-9-2024 01:33
ye
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:36
Iโ€™ll sit where I want to sit and Iโ€™ll shit where i want to shit Sincerely, Elle
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01:37
shit is different?
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i veto i dont want office smelling like pee
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:37
we should prolly get some security then so that this homeless man doesnt keep vandalizing our bathroom for the copper
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
Nice approving of letting us pee on the floor
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 01:41
Go ahead cause golden showers lmao
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:42
Sticker
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Hustling Huckster
Iโ€™ll sit where I want to sit and Iโ€™ll shit where i want to shit Sincerely, Elle
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Cranberry Bog Worker 22-9-2024 01:42
i would say something but i dont think its pg13 lmao
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:42
whos 13 in here?
01:43
i tried to pass a child labour bill with sunnys kids being employed but they rejected it
01:43
so that tells me we are all mature enough to get jobs at least.
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 01:52
wdym it's not legal??
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 01:53
would you like your kids to work here?
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 02:09
Of course They must all earn their place in societ
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Apple Seller 22-9-2024 02:16
Societ (edited)
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 02:16
I'm going to set you on fire
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Apple Seller 22-9-2024 02:17
Sorry
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 05:24
What are we burning?
05:24
The midnight oil?
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 22-9-2024 05:29
Midnight piss
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 12:34
@Participant the salaries huck archived were old if you got a new salary let me know otherwise I will lose my job
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Penniless Pickpocketer 22-9-2024 12:35
still got 10
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant the salaries huck archived were old if you got a new salary let me know otherwise I will lose my job
Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 12:35
if you give me 5 tokens ill tell you my salary
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 12:35
IM BROKE
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 12:35
L?
12:35
good luck lmao
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 12:35
I HAD TO USE ALL 50 OF MY COINS ON MEDICINE
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 12:35
this is why you get insurance...
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 12:36
IT WASNES COVERED BY BASIC INSURANCE
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 12:36
L?
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Penniless Pickpocketer 22-9-2024 12:47
glad i got my classic insurance !!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 12:49
Don't forget that premium insurance insures the best!
12:50
It will protect you against every kind of possible illness, even Cancer!
12:50
You'd be best off buying Premium Insurance!
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Werewolf Street Journal 22-9-2024 12:50
Wow, I can't believe we've found the cure to cancer in these times and it was big pharma all along!!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 12:50
It's simply Premium Insurance!
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Haggling Hawker 22-9-2024 16:59
Raise the 10 pp's? Hell yeah brother
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 18:02
clean this place up
18:02
it's all dirty
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 18:03
Thatโ€™s your job
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 18:03
No You can. Do it
18:03
Get to work
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:20
@Oblivious Oil Tycoon anything to note about your task yesterday? other than cleaning up
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 20:32
@Participant WHO GOT A 5 PAY INCREASE BUT DIDNT TELL ME IM MISSING ONE PROMOTION
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant WHO GOT A 5 PAY INCREASE BUT DIDNT TELL ME IM MISSING ONE PROMOTION
Befuddled Banker 22-9-2024 20:35
i did form Jobless to rejected
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 20:35
ok val that doesnt make a difference
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Penniless Pickpocketer 22-9-2024 20:44
not me
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:46
god damn, 9 archives now ๐Ÿ˜ญ
20:46
no, 10
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@Oblivious Oil Tycoon anything to note about your task yesterday? other than cleaning up
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 20:49
no clean clea
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 20:50
sick, thanks sunny ๐Ÿฅ‡
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Shrivelled Vegetable
@Participant WHO GOT A 5 PAY INCREASE BUT DIDNT TELL ME IM MISSING ONE PROMOTION
Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 20:57
guess you shouldve paid me
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Piffling Fisher
guess you shouldve paid me
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:00
pay you the 5 cuz you got a 5 increase but im broke
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Piffling Fisher
guess you shouldve paid me
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:07
FISH! what was your task yesterday. i need to file a report to vera about what happened yesterday since they had the day off
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Hustling Huckster
FISH! what was your task yesterday. i need to file a report to vera about what happened yesterday since they had the day off
Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 21:08
idk i guess youll have to pay me 5 tokens to find out
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:08
this is not how a business works. do you not care about the companies productivity?
21:09
dont make me whistle blow you
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Piffling Fisher 22-9-2024 21:09
uh oh
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 22-9-2024 21:11
My vote is cast for PPP ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
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What's everyone else voting?
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:11
longer work days of course!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:11
I'm also voting for PPP. I feel like a 24 hour work day would end up horrible!
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:14
im voting for ppp we should tax that homeless guy so he finally gets a job
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 21:15
I'm not voting. I'm too busy watching the stock market
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Werewolf Street Journal 22-9-2024 21:16
read that as sock market
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:27
how are the socks doing today
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Radium Enjoyer 22-9-2024 21:28
they're cozy
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:35
socks on the rise
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Cozy socks, makes sense they doing well
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:39
omg!!! the bank is here?!
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:39
Well who do you think pays you?
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:42
the bank pays us directly?!
21:42
wild
21:42
do we own the bank then?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:43
Why would you?
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:43
why would i?
21:43
huh?
21:43
why would i what?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:44
Own the bank?
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:45
well, i dont own the bank obviously
21:45
which is why i said "we"
21:45
i was refering to the company owning the bank
21:45
im just a humble archivist
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:46
You might be part of the company, but the salaries aren't your department.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:46
well, i know that.
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:46
But how would the poor WWR HR Creative Manager know anything about salaries. I don't even get paid!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:46
but archiving salaries is my department. sooooo...
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Hustling Huckster
but archiving salaries is my department. sooooo...
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:46
Archiving is your department.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:46
yes
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:47
Don't interfere with salaries when it's not your business
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:47
how am i interfering?
21:47
it was an inquery
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about the bank
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:48
You job was to summarise what has happened. Please don't stray away from your job, it causes issues.
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:48
aye aye captain ๐Ÿซก
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WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:48
Now get to work!
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:48
๐Ÿซก
21:49
i am still missing yesterdays work summery from @Cranberry Bog Worker @Penniless Pickpocketer @Gold Hoarder
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WWR HR Creative Manager
But how would the poor WWR HR Creative Manager know anything about salaries. I don't even get paid!
Gruff Gangster 22-9-2024 21:49
I'll pay you some of my salary art friend ๐Ÿ™
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Hustling Huckster
but archiving salaries is my department. sooooo...
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:50
let me handle salaries
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:51
yes, get to work!
21:52
and update me on them so i can archive them
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Gruff Gangster
I'll pay you some of my salary art friend ๐Ÿ™
WWR HR Creative Manager 22-9-2024 21:52
No thank you, I'm all provided for!
21:52
My job gives me some excellent benefits
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Hustling Huckster
and update me on them so i can archive them
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:52
im trying to figure out who got a promotion to figure out the extra 5 im missing
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:53
lemme dig through my archive, maybe there is something there
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Shrivelled Vegetable
im trying to figure out who got a promotion to figure out the extra 5 im missing
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:53
also, do you ever take breaks?
21:53
im also archiving wasted work time
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Hustling Huckster
also, do you ever take breaks?
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:54
i do
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:54
how many and for how long?
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Shrivelled Vegetable
im trying to figure out who got a promotion to figure out the extra 5 im missing
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:54
is not having to do my job properly a promotion
21:54
feels like one im free
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
is not having to do my job properly a promotion
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:54
have you gotten a pay increase?
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:54
idk haven't counted
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:54
you dont get paid janitor?
21:55
wowie
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:55
of COURSE I get paid They love me
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:55
oh, okay, archive correct then
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:55
you get paid but dont keep track of how much you get paid
21:55
interesting
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:56
Ya Who caresss money is money
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:56
caress money
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pet money
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fondle money
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we love money
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:57
there are three letter s That does not say caresss
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:57
its an extra rub
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:57
well yea i guess pet money
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:57
pet money
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
Ya Who caresss money is money
Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:58
i need to know where the company money is going tho and making sure i keep track of it
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 21:58
Google it
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 21:58
did ts give himself a raise and not tell you? think360
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maybe you should ask him
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 21:59
i think he would tell me if i got a raise
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 22-9-2024 22:00
why would he do that
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Shrivelled Vegetable
im trying to figure out who got a promotion to figure out the extra 5 im missing
Cranberry Bog Worker 22-9-2024 22:07
it was like bob or huck
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one of the two for like suggesting something
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Shrivelled Vegetable 22-9-2024 22:08
i took over bob's role im still on 30
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and huck would have his new salary updated but thats also the same
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Cranberry Bog Worker 22-9-2024 22:09
also who needs me for what?
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Cranberry Bog Worker
also who needs me for what?
Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:11
yesterdays task plz ๐Ÿ˜„
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:56
nobody apply for the new archivist's assistant position. the wage is 0 and i will abuse you
22:56
thanks
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Lounging Longshoreman 22-9-2024 22:58
Oooh
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 22:59
dont do it lore
22:59
i will abuse you
22:59
youve been warned
23:00
(this is archivist speaking, not huck, huck loves you all, the archivist is and will always be a dickhead)
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Hustling Huckster
i will abuse you
Lounging Longshoreman 22-9-2024 23:29
HMMM
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 23:34
if you get hired as my assistant, you will be put through the proverbial flames to meet my unachievably high expectations
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Lounging Longshoreman 22-9-2024 23:53
Fine fine
23:53
I'm stuck with my current non paying job anyways...
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Hustling Huckster 22-9-2024 23:55
Oh? New pfp
23:55
You look AMAZING!!
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:05
OMG THHANK TIYOU
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THANK YOU
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Lounging Longshoreman
OMG THHANK TIYOU
Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 00:08
Very cute <3
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Lounging Longshoreman
OMG THHANK TIYOU
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 00:15
Clean your mess Get to work
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Haggling Hawker
Very cute <3
Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:15
<333
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
Clean your mess Get to work
Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:15
HEY IM WORKING REALLY HARD AS AN INTERN
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 00:16
NO YOU ARENT I HAVE TO CLEAN DAY SND NIGHT AFTER YOU
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Lounging Longshoreman
HEY IM WORKING REALLY HARD AS AN INTERN
Shrivelled Vegetable 23-9-2024 00:16
Lore right now: Who needs a coffee? 'Cause I'm doing a run I'm writing down the orders now for everyone The coffee is free, just like me I'm an unpaid intern Sorting papers, runnin' around (runnin' around) Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (not a sound) Barely people, somehow legal Unpaid intern You work all day, go back to your dorm And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn 'Cause you're an intern (unpaid) Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:18
Alright lore. Apply for archivist assistant.
00:18
Iโ€™ll tutor you
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
NO YOU ARENT I HAVE TO CLEAN DAY SND NIGHT AFTER YOU
Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:18
AAAAA OKAY IM SORRY
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Hustling Huckster
Alright lore. Apply for archivist assistant.
Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:18
Could you write me a recommendation letter
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I'm struggling to get a better job
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:20
No.
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:20
please :(
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:20
You need to earn your job
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:20
PLEASEEEE
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:20
I have nothing to do with the hiring position.
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:20
but like
00:20
a recommendation letter
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:20
Butt like
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:20
ill write my own letter as well
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but if I have your recommendation
00:21
I'll surely get the job
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Because of how amazing you are
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:21
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) Lore would make a mid at best archivist assistant
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Done
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Recommended
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:21
Okay good enough
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:21
Thatโ€™s high praise from me
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Be grateful
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:22
Thank you for the recommendation. We will ignore it!
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:22
You're right eCryingSad
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WOW
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Shrivelled Vegetable 23-9-2024 00:22
Oops I forgot to pay my taxesโ€ฆ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:22
We only evaluate applications
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:22
Good. Thank you ๐Ÿ˜„
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If you want the job lore. You must prove yourself adequate to hr. I accept nothing but the best as my assistant.
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(I hate myself)
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(Nay, I hate archivist me)
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:23
UNDERSTOOD
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tjhnank you for the advice
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:24
(RPing is hard when the RPing is being a complete and utter jackass)
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Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 00:32
im dead
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@Hustling Huckster im dead
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i tried doing an edge case last time
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i tried doing another one
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 23-9-2024 00:33
Same hire me
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Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 00:33
but i broke 2 bones
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and now im a NON-para-athlete (edited)
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dead
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:33
I have no clue what Iโ€™m reading
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Hustling Huckster
I have no clue what Iโ€™m reading
Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 00:33
i died in the event
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just now
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:34
This doesnโ€™t compute with my brain
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Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 00:34
i fell too sick
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# im dead in the event
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 00:34
Ok?? Keep working
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:34
Well, so is ts. Get to work!
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 00:34
I'm dead and you don't see me stopping
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:34
No im Event alive
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Just game dead
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:34
Quiet deado
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 00:34
If you die in the event then that's it
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Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 00:35
event dead, game alive
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opposite of Ts
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triste
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:35
Well, if youโ€™re dead then thatโ€™s the end of your productivity. Get out of here, youโ€™re interrupting our productivity
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 00:36
Being dead isn't good usually
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:36
Hr. Could you get security to escort the dead out of Pete
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Here**
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 00:42
can security contact the dead
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whip out the ouija board
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 00:44
Hey. The dead. How many taxes are the being evaded?
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 00:48
dude so many its crazy just pay your taxes not that hard
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Penniless Pickpocketer
event dead, game alive
Shrivelled Vegetable 23-9-2024 01:01
Damn rip you not being able to afford medicine
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Shrivelled Vegetable
Damn rip you not being able to afford medicine
Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 01:05
i didn't buy medicine triste
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Shrivelled Vegetable
Damn rip you not being able to afford medicine
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 01:19
Clean up your messes
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Penniless Pickpocketer
# im dead in the event
Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 01:25
I'll code a machine that mimics your exact behaviour and skills so you can continue working
01:26
Who here is actually doing okay and earning money
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 01:26
nooo my jr died
01:27
we need a replacement or else we lose our companies only source of income
01:27
we should really diversify
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Haggling Hawker
Who here is actually doing okay and earning money
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 01:27
Meeeeee I love my job @Mat Weaver remember when I stole your job lol
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Gold Hoarder
we should really diversify
Shrivelled Vegetable 23-9-2024 01:28
Bestie invested in stonks to diversify our income
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 01:28
ancient history, i am doing better than you
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only have one broken bone and heart disease
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 01:29
i have nothing ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” imagine being broke
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Shrivelled Vegetable 23-9-2024 01:29
I have heart disease and chronic back pain
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 01:29
doing great happy and healthy
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 02:05
If youโ€™re not in pain youโ€™re not working hard enough
-huck 2024
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 08:24
I'm in like 0 pain but then again, I just sit on my ass all day and code
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 14:57
@Lounging Longshoreman apply for Jr gm! It pays better than intern
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 16:04
I tried but I was rejected ๐Ÿ˜”
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Might try again
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 16:04
There's a vacancy
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So they're more lenient on applications
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Haggling Hawker
I'm in like 0 pain but then again, I just sit on my ass all day and code
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 16:16
aSprayingHeathens i can't react anymore i have to personally clean you all
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 18:33
It's me begging for people to ping Event Host because a lot of actions get lost if people don't ping
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 18:33
@Aspic Enthusiast do you want to become the jr gm?
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i need to fill the vacancy
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It's me begging for people to ping Event Host because a lot of actions get lost if people don't ping
Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:33
the irony
noowaoa 1
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@Aspic Enthusiast do you want to become the jr gm?
Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:33
yes please
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 18:34
send in an application, it shold be very lenient
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its an urgent position
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Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:34
I send it here ?
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or in cc?
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 18:34
in cc
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Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:34
wait
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you are dead
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how
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do
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I send
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a
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cc
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to
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a
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 18:35
sc
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i mean
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Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:35
dead
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person
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sc
Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:35
huh?
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 18:35
sc, the one you used for ur other applications
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Aspic Enthusiast 23-9-2024 18:35
yes. So the event hosts forward it to you?
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 18:36
Nobody but us judges the applications.
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 18:36
no im just supposed to fill the vacancies
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so im trying to get people to apply
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 19:12
@Befuddled Banker would you like to become jr gm?
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@Befuddled Banker would you like to become jr gm?
Befuddled Banker 23-9-2024 19:15
like in the event or fr fr cus in the event thing i said i didnt want to participate (edited)
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 19:16
oh sorry didnt see that
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i meant event
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dang, no one else to ask
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 19:37
There's currently 2 people who are unemployed within the event, and maybe someone would want to get a different job!
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 19:38
are subbed people unemployed
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 19:39
Only if they want to participate in the event
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 19:42
@Jumping Jackalope are you participating in the event? id like you to become a jr gm. also i think you can re use peoples resumes that already got accepted. which is fish and pokemoncross
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 19:44
How do you guys keep getting rejected?
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 19:46
its the automation system you created, is it not?
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 19:46
Huh?
19:47
That one was mostly for archival purposes, each application is still handled manually by HR
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It doesn't auto reject for shits and giggles
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Haggling Hawker
How do you guys keep getting rejected?
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 20:17
aSprayingHeathens
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WWR HR Creative Manager
There's currently 2 people who are unemployed within the event, and maybe someone would want to get a different job!
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 20:18
aSprayingHeathens
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:18
AHHHH!!!
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 20:18
ive been slacking off went back to my home planet
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@Jumping Jackalope are you participating in the event? id like you to become a jr gm. also i think you can re use peoples resumes that already got accepted. which is fish and pokemoncross
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 20:18
aSprayingHeathens
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:19
Donโ€™t worry yall! The archive will never rest!
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ARCHIVE WILL PREVAIL!!
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 20:20
Boooooo archivist ๐Ÿ‘Ž
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Penniless Pickpocketer 23-9-2024 20:21
more like being archivist fox /j sly
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Lounging Longshoreman
Boooooo archivist ๐Ÿ‘Ž
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 20:21
Booo you Tomato ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…
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Lounging Longshoreman 23-9-2024 20:21
??? WHAT DID I DO
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Lounging Longshoreman
??? WHAT DID I DO
Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:39
Be my assistant lore!!
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I need help!
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And a minion to boss around!!
20:39
Apply for the archivists assistant job!!
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Hustling Huckster
Apply for the archivists assistant job!!
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:40
i want to completely substitute you
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:41
NEVER!!!
20:41
My archive is peak!
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You can be my assistant though!
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If you apply for the job!
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 20:43
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:43
I usurp the Huck.
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I technically did that because look who is ded
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:44
I can never be usurped! Do YOU understand my archive? Hmm?
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Hustling Huckster
I can never be usurped! Do YOU understand my archive? Hmm?
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:44
That's a good point but that seems like a double edged question pal
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:44
Do you KNOW how much Iโ€™ve done for this great company!
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:45
I know what I did
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Did you pray to the capitalism gods and give them a coin? Did you?!??
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:45
Walked in off the street with a bag of chips begging for a jorb?
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:45
No? ๐Ÿ˜ค
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:46
Go work at McDonaldโ€™s. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Hustling Huckster
Go work at McDonaldโ€™s. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:47
Books and files are better than fries and burgers pal Why do you EVEN consider mcdonalds, are you NOT a true archivist
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:47
The capitalism gods are all I know. They are my primary diety next to the great and wonderful wwr inc!
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Maybe if you reach high enough, Iโ€™ll let you be my assistant.
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Hustling Huckster
The capitalism gods are all I know. They are my primary diety next to the great and wonderful wwr inc!
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:48
My soul was presold to them for a whopping 1 coin xoming in 1k years if im still alive
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Hustling Huckster
Maybe if you reach high enough, Iโ€™ll let you be my assistant.
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:48
Vibrates
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:49
But Iโ€™ll warn you. I will have the highest expectations known to human. No slacking! No breaks! No holidays! No fraternizing! No sleeping! No excuses!
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Youโ€™re welcome for the prestigious offer ๐Ÿ˜„
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:50
๐Ÿ˜ 
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Time to read books
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 20:51
I hope they are books about our great company ๐Ÿ˜„
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:52
The Archives are the books our great company needs me to read and sift through, of course they are
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 20:53
average subbed player
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Mat Weaver
average subbed player
Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:55
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 20:55
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:55
Whyvare u a weaver
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Are u a spider
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Webweaver, spider?
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 20:55
maybe because child labour in textile factories in the history of the netherlands
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:56
๐Ÿ’€
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 20:56
which is pretty capitalistic
20:56
but you can also weave a mat
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:56
Truly, you can also weave a mat
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Mat Weaver
maybe because child labour in textile factories in the history of the netherlands
Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 20:57
we actually had to read a book about this in schoo
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l
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Factory Children; A plea, although not for money
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 20:58
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Carol-singing Coyote 23-9-2024 20:59
Factory Children is already a pretty oomph name for a book
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 21:42
โ›” Command error. Can't use command outside a CC!
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Wandering Worker 23-9-2024 21:42
ah
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:19
spongebob_nerd
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sorry
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:20
๐Ÿ˜‰
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Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 22:20
Also, adding Bisous to my dictionary of non-Dutch words I will randomly use with friends
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Cranberry Bog Worker
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:20
are my children doing okay it's lame without them up here in the sky
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:21
its crazy that the TOS devs really just saw the salem witch trials and went "we should make a game where witch trials are good actually"
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:21
ofc they are! i've been giving them food and drink daily ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:22
oh... they're getting fed... thats okay as long as they're working
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:22
lmao rip wagecucks
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Mat Weaver
its crazy that the TOS devs really just saw the salem witch trials and went "we should make a game where witch trials are good actually"
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:22
ToS devs created the salem witch trials wdym
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:22
Is the government giving us cheaper healthcare with the increased taxes
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:23
thats a great question
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:23
its all going to the military sprry
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:23
i wanna know too
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:23
Should've created a health care party
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:23
sorry*
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:23
sigh
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i now make less than ever before lol
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:23
Nobody created any parties
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:23
can i make a janitor party
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:23
The political engangement of the youth of today smh
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:24
I got a pay deduction because they found out about my plagiarism lol
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
can i make a janitor party
WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:24
Bit too late now that the elections are over
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:24
oh wait dang missed my shot
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:24
But you can plan for the next election next sunday!
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 22:24
Yes sir i will janitor on top
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:24
I didn't realize it was possible to make a party
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:24
then you weren't thinking outside the box enough
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:25
I'm losing money every day but I hope I have enough to survive until the game ends
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Cranberry Bog Worker
ofc they are! i've been giving them food and drink daily ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:25
though i have advocated for alcohol for children
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:25
You could always try to apply to a different job!
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Gold Hoarder
I'm losing money every day but I hope I have enough to survive until the game ends
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:25
lol???
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:25
side note lol
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:25
they stopped updating me on my bank balance so ive no idea what im on rn
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i keep on forgetting to pay my taxes too lol
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Radium Enjoyer
they stopped updating me on my bank balance so ive no idea what im on rn
WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:26
You can always ask!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:26
no i dont wanna know
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WWR HR Creative Manager 23-9-2024 22:26
๐Ÿ‘
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:26
Have you been making profits
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Radium Enjoyer
they stopped updating me on my bank balance so ive no idea what im on rn
Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 22:26
I am in the same boat
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It's better to not know tbh
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:28
It also seems possible to steal the job of hr
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But I'm not daring enough to try
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:33
i think hr might be unpaid
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:34
But you could fire and hire anyone
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Gold Hoarder
Have you been making profits
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:34
i make a daily profit but i think medicine and tax fees have eaten all of that up
22:34
so i'm probably below 100 rn but above 50?
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 22:34
Hr keeps telling me to ask for a raise
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:34
I was making a profit but my pay was cut in half almost (edited)
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 22:34
But I'm just chillin
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:35
My profit was only like 3 coins though
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:35
my daily was 11, after this tax stuff it'll be 7
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i've asked for a raise but i'm not very good at asking for raises so
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:35
vera gets benefits instead of money and ts gets 50
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 22:36
I'm also not very good at getting raises
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Hopefully I don't get anything expensive like cancer
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:36
i have never been rejected for a raise! pay me 20 and i will teach you the ways
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Gold Hoarder
I'm also not very good at getting raises
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:36
yeah rejected again
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i think this event is rigged
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i have never been rejected for a raise! pay me 20 and i will teach you the ways
Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 22:37
I have never been rejected for a pay raise too
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:37
i'm just the best what can i say
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:37
you just need to level up in your position!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
you just need to level up in your position!
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:37
what does this meaaaaannn
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Gruff Gangster
I have never been rejected for a pay raise too
Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:37
lol cant be rejected if you wont try
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:38
Shoutout to @Apple Seller, the only Level 5 employee
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:38
alex can you teach us your ways
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Shoutout to @Apple Seller, the only Level 5 employee
Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 22:38
Pay my 3 TokenCub taxes plzzzz
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:38
ghost_thumbsup
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:38
has anyone here successfully gotten a raise
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:38
how do u up your level
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meme
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:39
bc what does level up meannn
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Cranberry Bog Worker
lol cant be rejected if you wont try
Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 22:39
See you got this
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:39
pay raise requests are the same thing as applications!
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:39
im at 80 and im jobless lamayo
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
pay raise requests are the same thing as applications!
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:39
we got that part
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Shoutout to @Apple Seller, the only Level 5 employee
Apple Seller 23-9-2024 22:39
Since when do we have levels (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:40
alex
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can you send some of your raise requests here
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so we can analyse them
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 22:40
I'll go make a raise request and see what happens
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I probably should do my task first though
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:41
@Apple Seller alex pleeeeaase
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:41
one of mine was when i turned in an app to oust myself
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the other was a genuine i want raise
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:42
can u send them here?
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:42
Hello WWR You all saw the astounding success when I ran the business which was nothing short of divine intervention as the top notch CEO. Don't even pretend to not be suprised, the efficiency and precision that I use to run this business is just my normal 5-6 routine between taking the plane to Italy for a plate of spaghetti and my transcendental two hour long yoga class. My apologies for the small moment of weakness as you see I had this dog Lucy ever since she was a puppy. I adopted her three years ago, teaching her to play fetch, handshake and most importantly- to shit where I wanted her to shit. Then, after two years I flipped that furball and got a 50x return like a true visionary. Itโ€™s not an easy life being this brilliant and thatโ€™s why you need me to streamline us through this recession. anyways, so some more about me- as an astoundingly competent CEO I can do everything: marketing, expenses, balance sheets, assets, super hot assistants- i do them all ๐Ÿ˜‰after all, ANYTHING can be sold- you just have to market it right! how do you think slavery started? [the hr team has talked to me about my jokes]
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My marketing ability is top-notch - ALCOHOL. FOR. CHILDREN. - that was my initiative. Why would you ever deny your little rugrats the delicacy that is vinum? Think about it- we use alcohol as a strong disinfectant. We also shower every day to cleanse our outsides (i hope). But how often do we clean our insides? Why should our insides ever be less than our outsides? And that's where alcohol comes in. Why should we not let people, regardless of their age, imbibe in it so they, too can be cleansed from the inside out? In the Roman Empire, every true real citizen was allowed at least a bottle of wine daily, from the royalty to the plebs- those were the good old times, and they were infinitely happier for it. Children eat tide pods, so wouldnโ€™t we all agree that a smooth glass of whiskey would be an infinitely better alternative? That is a glimpse into one of my many successful marketing ploys that have raised the profit margins of my parents successful wine company that i am set to inherit by 500%. Did i mention I am from a middle class family so I'm the underdog that you just cant help but to root for? So Event Team, lets not pretend like it ever was a choice- pick me, choose me, worship the ground upon which I walk Your one and only CEO, Elle
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:44
this is hilarious
22:44
i am not enlightened though
22:45
@Event Host can we get another hint
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:45
Your health is negatively impacted by living with sick people!
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Your health is negatively impacted by living with sick people!
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:46
i meant about raises
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:46
I know!
22:46
But you didn't specify!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:46
is this something to do with having high level insurance and housing
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:46
And now do you really dare to ask again?
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Radium Enjoyer
is this something to do with having high level insurance and housing
Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:46
nuh uh
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my second app :)) hello Event Host i am writing to once again request what i like to call a "financial glow-up". Cutting to the chase, you see as a CEO iโ€™m barely scraping by with a salary that cannot even buy me premium insurance. It is the roaring 20s as they so say but here I am with a bank account thatโ€™s looking more like a coquette rat than a fierce cat. iโ€™d be lion if i said i was living it up. Rather, i'm living in constant fear that one day I mane wake up and get diagnosed with cancer and kick the bucket or worse- fucking the wrong hot assistant and getting an std and dyng which isnโ€™t really vibing for a CEO who resides in her mansion would i be correct? Its beginning to feel like i'm one unpaid hopsital debt away from the great depression, which is ironic isnt it? Furthermore, it reflects badly on the company that we're expanding like that wolfs titties or smth when she saw romulus and remus like an unstoppable empire but yet our fearless, gorgeous, with an unbeatable tongue ๐Ÿ˜‰ leader cant even upgrade her insurance plan. This is practically corporate malpractice. Letโ€™s take a look at our rival company McDonaldโ€™s who is truly winning this capitalism game at the moment with a subtle nod at their monopoly promotion. They quite literally tell everyone who works for them that you guys are all just pawns and we(the higher ups) are monopolising all the money. Its in the name. They pay their workers on average $7 per hour while they rake billions in pure unadulterated profit. Thatโ€™s right all that money goes into lining their ceo john mcdonaldโ€™s pockets so he can continue chomping big macs without worrying about a hospital bill wiping out his entire fortune. That is a true winner of capitalism. And frankly, I'm better than that. I deserve more. Im not just a figurehead, I'm the queen of this empire. So lets fix this, together. For my health, your conscience and you know. capitalism. Indignantly (but ofc dignified-ly), Elle
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
And now do you really dare to ask again?
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:46
can you share all current employees' levels?
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:47
i dont make enough for insurance :(((
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Radium Enjoyer
can you share all current employees' levels?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:47
Wow are you just requesting employees personal information?
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:47
technically it's not personal info actually
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as this wouldn't be filed under gdpr
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:48
well it does directly correspond to salary so I don't think we are allowed to share it
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im sure theres some law for it
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:48
i really am so confused
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
And now do you really dare to ask again?
Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:49
okay i do dare to ask again: can we have another hint about how to get raises?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:49
its the same as an application
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but instead we evaluate your pay raise request appended to your application and prior accepted pay raise requests
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anything already in the application or a prior pay raise request that you repeat is thus worthless (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:50
okay yeah i got all that
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i still dont understand why im not hitting anything
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:51
you can try a different position!
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 22:51
i dont think thats gonna help
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:54
yall doing too much
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Wow are you just requesting employees personal information?
Apple Seller 23-9-2024 22:54
You casually gave mine out though
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:54
i cannot find it within me to write a long slimy application
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Apple Seller 23-9-2024 22:55
I've genuinely spent hours on this event tbf
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:55
which may or may not be why i was bad at school and dont have ajob rn
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Apple Seller
You casually gave mine out though
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:55
You're the only one who hit all five conditions we were looking for!
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 22:55
hello chat
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:55
๐Ÿฑ
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Mat Weaver
i cannot find it within me to write a long slimy application
Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:55
i miss being a theatre kid
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Apple Seller 23-9-2024 22:55
I am capitalism
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 22:55
you see i enjoy writing my apps
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yall dont
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 22:56

๐Ÿฑ

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-# ๐Ÿฑ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
You're the only one who hit all five conditions we were looking for!
Apple Seller 23-9-2024 22:56
So that means level 5 is max?
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 22:56
my school didnt have anything even REMOTELY close to theater ๐Ÿ‘
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Apple Seller
So that means level 5 is max?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 22:56
Indeed!
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 22:56
wtf, levels?
22:56
capitalism is an RPG?
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:00
I think my job level is like negative 2
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 23:00
ya you gotta get exp
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get to work
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:01
Because I'm 10 coins under the level 1 pay
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 23:01
LMAO
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Gold Hoarder
Because I'm 10 coins under the level 1 pay
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 23-9-2024 23:01
how did it get that bad What did you do ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:01
They found out I copy pasted derps application to get the position
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Then they fired me, and I reapplied and got hired with very little pay
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 23-9-2024 23:02
I wanna apply
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For ceo
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 23:02
do it
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oust me
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free me (edited)
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:05
they literally gave me the advice of "look at someone else's application and improve on it" at one point would that be plagiarizing
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:06
Yeah tbh I thought plagiarizing was part of the game design
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 23-9-2024 23:06
I thought so too!
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:07
Y'all wanna see my latest role design
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Your gonna love it
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 23:07
show!
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Gruff Gangster BOT 23-9-2024 23:07
url
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 23:07
(edited)
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:07
Gotta wait for a mod to approve it but shh
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:07
dude it wouldve been so funny if i stole sniper's job cause im horrible at art
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and theyd go from that to MS paint squiggles
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:07
I made a few off brand role icons before
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It's fun to do
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:08
Introducing the Hooker/Pyro
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Anyways I am done doodling for today
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I prob should study soon
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Gruff Gangster
Introducing the Hooker/Pyro
Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 23:08
because who isnt into fire play
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Gruff Gangster
I prob should study soon
Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 23:08
me too
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Cranberry Bog Worker
because who isnt into fire play
Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:08
How do you think this thing was born in the first place
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-9-2024 23:09
The Lovers (Inverted)
The deception and the division that the inverted lovers have gives each of them fear and weakness, impeding the other.
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:10
It's good art though, nice job sniper
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Cranberry Bog Worker 23-9-2024 23:10
sniper's art was so good i forgot to compliment it frfr
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:10
i complimented it in saying that if i stole his job it would be SO funny because of the disparity
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:11
Do you have photoshop
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:11
Ye but I just use ibisx paint
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:11
on my old PC
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i had it
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for FREE
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Gruff Gangster
Ye but I just use ibisx paint
Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:12
wtf is that
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:12
A phone drawing app
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LMAO
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Piffling Fisher 23-9-2024 23:12
uhm... based department??? hello yes i found someone???
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Gold Hoarder 23-9-2024 23:12
For the offbrand roles we always just photoshopped different body parts of roles onto each other
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Instead of actually drawing
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Gruff Gangster 23-9-2024 23:13
Oh I just manually draw it all
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LMAO
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It don't take too long cause like the quality doesn't need to be perfect
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I think my red riding wolf one was prob my best so far
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Click to see attachment ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ (edited)
Haggling Hawker 23-9-2024 23:20
Is that like an evil hooker?
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 23:21
thats a pyro cupid hooker
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 23:25
Make a Cupid hooker!!
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Apple Seller 23-9-2024 23:26
so it's one of those one night stands where you catch feelings even though you weren't planning to?
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Radium Enjoyer 23-9-2024 23:31
and also u get set on fire (edited)
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Hustling Huckster 23-9-2024 23:32
Yummy
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Mat Weaver 23-9-2024 23:48
i just died and im still better than yall
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 24-9-2024 00:01
No
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 00:01
So now I have a migraine and close to dying in this event cuz heart disease and chronic back pain already canโ€™t afford the medicine unless I go into debt but I could also get evicted
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Sob
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 00:01
if you dont go into debt youll die
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 00:02
Iโ€™m fucked if I get evicted tho
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I only have 19 coins medicine cost 40 with my basic insuranceโ€ฆ
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Iโ€™m debating on asking for a pay increase
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 00:04
go homeless, quit insurance
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pay the money
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 00:04
I GET FIRED IF IM HOMELESS THO
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Mat Weaver 24-9-2024 00:04
quit the game and win
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eat the silica packet
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 00:04
you cant work if you dont pay either
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 00:04
One of the things about my job was I had to not be homeless luffy
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 00:04
i guess you have to find a new job that lets you be homeless
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Shrivelled Vegetable
I GET FIRED IF IM HOMELESS THO
Haggling Hawker 24-9-2024 00:18
Argue about what constitutes a home
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 00:18
I can ask for a raise tomorrow also yay not evicted yet
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Bad news in debt -23.1โ€ฆ.
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Why .1 10% overcharge fee
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sob
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Bootleg Coal Miner 24-9-2024 00:42
i wish to implode due to migraine
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i have cancelled all my health insurance and housing
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+ in debt
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rahhhhh
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 00:45
I died of a migraine
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So stupid
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I was working hard on these streets
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 00:45
heres some free information
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Basic Insurance: Common Cold, Flu Standard Insurance: Broken Bone, Migraine, Chronic Back Pain Premium Insurance: Anxiety Disorder, Heart Disease, Depression, Cancer Not Covered: Great Depression
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 00:46
I don't know how I got a damn migraine
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 00:47
rip sanji
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Basic Insurance: Common Cold, Flu Standard Insurance: Broken Bone, Migraine, Chronic Back Pain Premium Insurance: Anxiety Disorder, Heart Disease, Depression, Cancer Not Covered: Great Depression
Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 00:47
๐Ÿ’€
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Not Covered: Great Depression
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
I don't know how I got a damn migraine
Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 00:59
You lived on the streets and picked up an illness in the air
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:04
In the air swurtle really
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 01:09
Living on the streets isnโ€™t the most cleanliness
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 01:10
Maybe you got misdiagnosed
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Might've been brain-eating bacteria
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Who knows
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I'm sure those will give you a headache too
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:10
You don't get that from living on the streets you get that from swimming in Stillwater
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 01:11
Well I don't know, I don't live on the street
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 01:11
maybe the city life gave you a migrane because its so loud ]
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:11
Exactly you don't I do I have the street smarts to live on the streets
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I wouldn't die to a migraine
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 01:11
I don't know what homeless people do
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 01:11
So much to do so much to see so whatโ€™s wrong with taking the backstreets
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 01:11
Well you did die
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:11
Well obviously I would hit up the homeless shelter at night and the soup kitchens during the day
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 01:11
Nothing to do about that
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:11
I would also go to the library for entertainment
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 01:12
Why didnโ€™t you try to find a job
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:12
The library also has free bathroom to clean up in
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I did
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Gold Hoarder
maybe the city life gave you a migrane because its so loud ]
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 01:15
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 01:15
Misclick
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 01:52
i donโ€™t like what ddd is insinuating
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angreydoggo it may or may not have been
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 01:59
What am I insinuating that it's possible to live on the streets without dying???
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 04:42
i spoiled myself for one piece and someone was like dw itโ€™s so long you wonโ€™t even remember it by the time you get there ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 04:45
Why would you wanna watch one piece to begin with
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 04:52
Because it's the best story ever
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 04:55
hot take hunterxhunter is better
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jjk remains my all time favourite
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Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 05:39
I haven't seen
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Any of those
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Code Geass >>>
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Steins Gate >>>
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Aot >>>
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Gold Hoarder
Because it's the best story ever
Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 05:40
How did I only just now realize that your literally named after luffy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Cranberry Bog Worker
hot take hunterxhunter is better
Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 05:40
Hot because it is bad
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HxH is good and overrated
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Gruff Gangster
How did I only just now realize that your literally named after luffy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 05:45
Better late than never ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
HxH is good and overrated
Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 05:47
one piece isnโ€™t bad but like i forgot what episode i was on ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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it was like a filer ep after water 7 or smth and there was a lighthouse and the going merry (throwback for yall much ๐Ÿ˜Œ) was travelling in the night
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idk why iโ€™m describing it like you would remember lmao
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i never even met boa hancock :((
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 06:06
I recommend reading the manga
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 06:18
I recomment watching one pace
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:26
Has anyone become my faithful assistant yet?
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 06:26
in all my infinite wisdom one thing still stumps me
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i donโ€™t know how to read manga
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lol
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 06:27
You got subbed out huck
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:27
I have a long long long long long long list of things for them to do.
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 06:27
But I do not know if kalimor got an assistant
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Since it is their job now ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:27
Kal is a jobless bum rn. I am still the ultimate archivist!
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googlemuscleL
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 06:28
huck will forever be my best worker ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:28
I am and always will be the most avid supporter of the wwr inc archive!
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Only the best for our might reign!
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 06:30
Only the worst worker for the worst ceo
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 06:30
excuse you madfist
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:30
Hey! She has made our company value rise by at least 33.333%
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Best ceo!!
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 06:31
iโ€™m no longer dedicating my money to ddd
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i was going to do it in the name of philanthropy
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i take that back
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:31
She also got rid of all the water coolers! No more fraternizing!!
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 06:31
You never gave me any money
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 06:31
Productivity win!!
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Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 07:36
Yay
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What anime should I watch next
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That isn't one piece
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I refuse to watch anything that long
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 07:43
jjk
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i have never met a person who didnโ€™t like it
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Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 07:44
I tried like 2 episodes of it
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But it didn't stick
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Is the beginning just borin or am I just weird
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That and I've also been spoiled for a lot of it
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But then again this was also around the time csm was popular and I thought that anime was mid asf too
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 08:03
Black Lagoon, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Speed Grapher, Durarara, and Future Diary.
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Gruff Gangster
What anime should I watch next
Apple Seller 24-9-2024 10:01
what have you watched before that you really liked
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Befuddled Banker 24-9-2024 13:17
seraph of the end
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i have never met a person who didnโ€™t like it
Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 13:19
I just know the daddyโ€™s home meme associated with it cuz huge usher stan lmao
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Gruff Gangster
What anime should I watch next
Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 15:02
Deathnote!
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Full metal alchemist
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Japan sinks 2020
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i have never met a person who didnโ€™t like it
Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 15:04
Youโ€™ve met 2 now ๐Ÿ˜„
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 15:54
Who are you even asking if anyone didn't have a job by now they are probably dead ๐Ÿ’€
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 15:55
oh is that where all the interns went
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yikes
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even more reason to apply if ur alive
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Apple Seller
what have you watched before that you really liked
Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 16:04
Mostly psychological Psycho-pass Code Geass Aot Tomodachi Game Cote Steins Gate Re:zero
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 16:06
o
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i recently rewatched all of steins gate
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you could try
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Shinsekai Yori
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it's slow but i really enjoyed it
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maybe tatami galaxy
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death parade too if you haven't seen it
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Gruff Gangster
Mostly psychological Psycho-pass Code Geass Aot Tomodachi Game Cote Steins Gate Re:zero
Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 16:12
DAMN GURL!! Deathnote isnโ€™t on there!! Must watch!!
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Lounging Longshoreman 24-9-2024 16:12
DEATH NOTE!!
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 16:12
Itโ€™s psychological and fucking amazing!
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Hustling Huckster
DAMN GURL!! Deathnote isnโ€™t on there!! Must watch!!
Gruff Gangster 24-9-2024 16:14
I've seen death note
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That wasn't my whole list
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Just some of my favs
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 16:15
Good.
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Youโ€™re still my friend then
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:12
why am i seeing so many ads for gatsby balls and galas atm
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are the 1920s back?
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did i miss a trend
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i signed up for a uni ball and turns out thatโ€™s gatsby themed too
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i whaa Confusedd
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 24-9-2024 17:15
Deadly virus and global economic crisis I think it's another 1920s
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Cranberry Bog Worker
i signed up for a uni ball and turns out thatโ€™s gatsby themed too
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 17:24
this is going to sound insane but a) do u live in the uk b) do u go to oxford
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:26
no i live in aus but my uni was inspired by oxford
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Werewolf Street Journal 24-9-2024 17:27
lmaoooooo?
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:27
real
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Werewolf Street Journal 24-9-2024 17:27
do you also throw pennies at children from great heights
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:28
lol no but it sounds like a fun tradition
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aus unis are all commuter unis so it sucks
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 17:28
Austria or australia
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:28
australia
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colonised by the uk
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therefore
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inspired by the uk
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lol
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 17:29
I am also colonized by the uk
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:29
canada was colonised by the uk?
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 17:29
Yea
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And france
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But mostly uk
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:29
my geography was never good
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wait im actually so out of the loo[
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what is this virus
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covid? monkeypox?
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 17:30
It's the 1920's
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Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:31
oh
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i thought we were still talkibg abt 2024
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anyways yes the great influenza
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everything was great in the 1920s clearly
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is this phenomenon localised to sydney cos i'm actually so stumped as to why i just got 3 ads for gatsby parties and one for a dress for a gatsby party
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Cranberry Bog Worker
no i live in aus but my uni was inspired by oxford
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 17:32
ox is doing a gatsby ball lol
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the gatsby plague....
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ox is doing a gatsby ball lol
Cranberry Bog Worker 24-9-2024 17:32
ours too
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lol
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lacemade has such nice dresses if anyone is looking for one i feel like it would work so well with the 1920s theme
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cant vouch for anything they produce but it looks nice
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real me is easily influenced (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 17:42
mood
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:19
"not rupert" im CRYING
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 20:19
You could be crying from joy when this cat shelter doesn't get shut down! Donate now!
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:19
any donators
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Cranberry Bog Worker
cant vouch for anything they produce but it looks nice
Ooh it sure does
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WWR HR Creative Manager
You could be crying from joy when this cat shelter doesn't get shut down! Donate now!
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:20
you are so lucky i find this joke funny
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for context rupert is my cat who DIED
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Startled Stockbroker 24-9-2024 20:21
F
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Radium Enjoyer
for context rupert is my cat who DIED
WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 20:22
I'm so sorry I completely forgot about that ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:22
YOU FORGOT RUPERT???
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WWR HR Creative Manager 24-9-2024 20:23
I forgot that he died, he's alive in my heart
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:23
it's okay this is really funny
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Radium Enjoyer
for context rupert is my cat who DIED
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 24-9-2024 20:28
donating 5 coins to him ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ fly high ๐Ÿ•Š
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:29
๐Ÿ™
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:47
guys help
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i have an exam in an hour but i need to turn in an edge case
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what happens when a dog is infected wolfed
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thats what came to mind but idk how to find it...
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:47
turns into wolf id assume lol
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:47
yeah it immediately gets the role during the night no?
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 20:48
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Rival [Unaligned Investigative]
Limited & Transformation Role
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The Rival can only win when there are no other Rivals left in the game. Every night after Night 1, the Rival can investigate a player. They will learn both their role and whether the investigation was affected by another power.
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The Rival can only exist with another rival in the game. The Rival ascends when all other Rivals have died. Every night after Night 1, the Rival can investigate a player and will learn their role. The Rival is affected by weak disguises and redirections. They are told specifically if an investigation was affected by a disguise, an obstruction, or a redirection - if it was unaffected, they are informed of this too. If the win condition of the Rival changes in any way, they do not require the other Rival to die. If the win condition or role of another Rival changes in any way, the Rival still requires any other (original) Rivals to die. The Rival is nonaligned.
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:48
and then in the morning the infection kicks in
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 20:48
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Infecting Wolf [Werewolf Power]
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During Night 1, the Infecting Wolf must choose one player to convert to a wolf.
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If the Infecting Wolf fails to choose a player during Night 1, a random player will be selected for them. This ability can only be used once. Infecting a player is an immediate ability.
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If a member of the wolfpack or the werewolf team is picked, the power fails and wastes the ability. If a hell team member is picked, the power fails and wastes the ability. If a baker or butcher is picked they become a bloody butcher. If a cupid is picked they become a cupid wolf. If a cult group member is picked they become a cultist wolf.
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:48
so what happens to...
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cat...
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:48
or i guess if the dog picks warlock it fails
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that's a good edge case!
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:49
yeah but i need to mention how to solve it idk what happens to the cat lol
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:49
when i was jr gm i didn't always know how the edge cases went so i put in my own assumption as the answer (edited)
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:49
ahh i see
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:49
they'd say the edge case is good and tell me the true answer
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:49
i will try my best...
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 20:49
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Cat [Unaligned Align]
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During Night 1, the Cat will become the counter-role to that which the dog has chosen.
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If the dog chooses fortune teller, the Cat will turn into warlock, and vice versa. The dog choosing rival will turn the Cat into an opposing rival. If the dog changed role before choosing a role, the Cat will become fortune teller at the end of night 1. Changing role is an immediate consequence of the dog choosing. A Cat which becomes a fortune teller or a warlock may not use that role's investigation during Night 1. For each Cat in the game, there must be a corresponding dog. Neither player will know their counterpart. The Cat is strongly disguised as Cat: this will persist despite any role changes. The Cat is nonaligned until it changes role.
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:49
or in the hag with negative votes case they also had no idea
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and made it a github issue
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:50
fish babe its literally in the description
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:50
lmao?
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:50
If the dog changed role before choosing a role, the Cat will become fortune teller at the end of night 1.
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:50
well jay
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it would fail
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Radium Enjoyer
fish babe its literally in the description
Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:50
(they dont care you can still do that)
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:50
err-
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but does it become warlock
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or wolf first???
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if it picks warlock
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thats the question
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:50
that's also in the info from infecting wolf
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if it targets a wolfish player it fails
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Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:50
well if it picks warlock before infected, then cat becomes ft immediately, so nothing changes
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:50
i c
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Apple Seller
if it targets a wolfish player it fails
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 20:50
there we go
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 20:50
Icup
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:51
dog/cat get the role immediately at night
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:51
soo if it picks FT though
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:51
if im reading that right
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:51
oh wait
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doesnt matter
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is it if the dog changes role at any moment or just before/when swapping
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i hate how they decay i just tried to scroll for dog
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 20:52
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Dog [Unaligned Align]
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During Night 1, the Dog must choose to immediately become either a fortune teller, a warlock, or a specific unaligned role.
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Choosing a role is an immediate ability. If the Dog hasnโ€™t chosen a role before the night ends, they will become a Fortune Teller. If there is a cat corresponding to the Dog, the unaligned role the Dog may become is rival - otherwise, it is psychopath. A Dog which becomes a fortune teller or a warlock may not use that role's investigation during Night 1. The Dog is strongly disguised as Dog: this persists despite role changes. The Dog is nonaligned until it changes role.
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:52
buh
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 24-9-2024 20:52
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Cat [Unaligned Align]
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During Night 1, the Cat will become the counter-role to that which the dog has chosen.
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If the dog chooses fortune teller, the Cat will turn into warlock, and vice versa. The dog choosing rival will turn the Cat into an opposing rival. If the dog changed role before choosing a role, the Cat will become fortune teller at the end of night 1. Changing role is an immediate consequence of the dog choosing. A Cat which becomes a fortune teller or a warlock may not use that role's investigation during Night 1. For each Cat in the game, there must be a corresponding dog. Neither player will know their counterpart. The Cat is strongly disguised as Cat: this will persist despite any role changes. The Cat is nonaligned until it changes role.
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Infecting Wolf [Werewolf Power]
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During Night 1, the Infecting Wolf must choose one player to convert to a wolf.
Details
If the Infecting Wolf fails to choose a player during Night 1, a random player will be selected for them. This ability can only be used once. Infecting a player is an immediate ability.
Edge Cases
If a member of the wolfpack or the werewolf team is picked, the power fails and wastes the ability. If a hell team member is picked, the power fails and wastes the ability. If a baker or butcher is picked they become a bloody butcher. If a cupid is picked they become a cupid wolf. If a cult group member is picked they become a cultist wolf.
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:53
im just gonna submit it then look at notes still my exam starts frfr
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:53
oh it's an immediate activity
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yeah submit it im curious now
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 20:54
Immediate ability
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It is never implied what happens in a forced conversion case
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Just what happens when X chose what
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Warlock I'd assume keeps being the same but FT would just become wolf then? But then warlock would have to turn citizen or smth
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Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:58
or wolves just get both dog and cat
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 20:59
Well
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It is also implied they are counterparts
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Explicitly
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:59
@Apple Seller you didnt tell me if i get it wrong im 1 step closer to being fired wtf?
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 20:59
Not implicitly (obvi by the warlock/ft/rivals/psycho thing)
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Piffling Fisher
@Apple Seller you didnt tell me if i get it wrong im 1 step closer to being fired wtf?
Apple Seller 24-9-2024 20:59
they never told me i was 1 step closer to being fired
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Piffling Fisher
@Apple Seller you didnt tell me if i get it wrong im 1 step closer to being fired wtf?
Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 20:59
LOL
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 20:59
what a disaster...
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anyways i was right initially but i changed my mind and got it wrong
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 21:00
well no submission is instant fired so
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 21:00
lmao
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 21:00
Should have let your Sr gm help more
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 21:00
the cat AND dog can be evil if dog picks FT and gets infected
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which IS what i initially thought
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Gold Hoarder
Should have let your Sr gm help more
Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 21:00
i was trying to submit it and you werent here smh
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speaking of which
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i go now
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Gold Hoarder 24-9-2024 21:01
Cya
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Piffling Fisher
which IS what i initially thought
Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 21:01
Whaaa
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What about cat
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If dog picks warlock
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 21:01
idk i didnt submit that sooo
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i imagine cat just becomes FT like normal
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and IW fails so
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 21:02
Yes butbwhat if cat gets infected
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 21:02
oh well then itd become wolf of course
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i dont see why not
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 21:02
Wobky
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Piffling Fisher 24-9-2024 21:02
ok NOW i go
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 21:19
fun fact of the day: filler text is unlikely to be taken into consideration in applications
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
fun fact of the day: filler text is unlikely to be taken into consideration in applications
Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 21:22
This implies the non-filler text is how much pay u want (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 24-9-2024 21:24
you dont apply for a specific salary
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
fun fact of the day: filler text is unlikely to be taken into consideration in applications
Radium Enjoyer 24-9-2024 21:31
if this is the case then why is my only successful raise request the one with a shitton of filler
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
you dont apply for a specific salary
Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 21:56
o
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Hustling Huckster 24-9-2024 23:11
I got a raise!!
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I now make less an hour! Lucky day!! My service to this great company will improve profit! Paying me less = more profits! YAY!
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Carol-singing Coyote 24-9-2024 23:13
๐Ÿ’€
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 23:28
Yall come drink some milk with me
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๐Ÿฅ›
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 24-9-2024 23:36
hell yeah ๐Ÿฅ› milk_bear_chainsaw
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 24-9-2024 23:38
I've got lots of milk to give away
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Going outta business soon
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Shrivelled Vegetable 24-9-2024 23:54
BRUH I KEEP GETTING SICK AND GOING FURTHER INTO DEBT AND ON THE VERGE OF DEATH
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wasted
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I might get evictedโ€ฆ
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Btw Ethan can help you make money if you give him some money as an investment
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Gold Hoarder 25-9-2024 00:01
What sickness this time
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Mat Weaver 25-9-2024 00:02
@Event Host retroactively id like to make it so all my money is inherited by my next of kin (swurtle)
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Shrivelled Vegetable 25-9-2024 00:02
Anxiety
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Gold Hoarder 25-9-2024 00:02
Why so anxious
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Mat Weaver 25-9-2024 00:02
wait is "swurtle" just "swiftie turtle"
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 25-9-2024 00:03
@Shrivelled Vegetable would you like to confirm the inheritance? You would need to pay an inheritance tax of 110%
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Mat Weaver 25-9-2024 00:04
>:(
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Gold Hoarder 25-9-2024 00:04
Were you one of the interns mat
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Mat Weaver 25-9-2024 00:04
no
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Apple Seller 25-9-2024 00:04
automation dev no?
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Mat Weaver 25-9-2024 00:10
no
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
@Shrivelled Vegetable would you like to confirm the inheritance? You would need to pay an inheritance tax of 110%
Shrivelled Vegetable 25-9-2024 00:11
Why is the tax more than the actual inheritance
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Also got fired for not doing my task when I thought I did it
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 00:58
Omg there are so many free jobs now
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Shrivelled Vegetable
Also got fired for not doing my task when I thought I did it
Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 00:59
How was the job
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 25-9-2024 00:59
Yeah I should apply
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
Yeah I should apply
Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 01:00
Apply to assistant archivist to assist huck
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Actually no
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Dont help him so I get the job
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 01:02
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 25-9-2024 01:04
You are the archivist though
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Carol-singing Coyote
How was the job
Shrivelled Vegetable 25-9-2024 01:24
Was good while it lasted it but realistically Iโ€™m too deep in the debt hole I canโ€™t get out of now also probably gonna die soon anyways so not worth trying to apply somewhere else
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
You are the archivist though
Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 01:25
I am not conaidered the archivist until the archivist 100% dies and gets fired
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 25-9-2024 01:26
I will end this event higher than you swurtle that is wild
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 01:26
Apparently ghosts can have jobs
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 25-9-2024 01:26
No we can't
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 01:26
You can't?
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 25-9-2024 01:26
They even specifically say "You are out of the event"
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 25-9-2024 01:26
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 25-9-2024 01:27
My bad technically "You have died in the event and are eliminated!"
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Carol-singing Coyote 25-9-2024 01:28
So yes
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Working ghpst
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Omg
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Befuddled Banker 25-9-2024 10:53
no
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Hustling Huckster 25-9-2024 16:35
GET TO WORK SLACKERS!!
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Befuddled Banker 25-9-2024 20:03
no
20:03
u
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:50
And I offically died in the event
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:52
Good
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:53
mr fish being afk got me fired
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:53
What was your ending balance
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
What was your ending balance
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:54
-70.301
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:54
Oh nice I ended with 150 so I'm higher than you
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Gold Hoarder
mr fish being afk got me fired
Lounging Longshoreman 26-9-2024 00:54
And then theres me who died
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 00:54
weren't you unemployed
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Lounging Longshoreman 26-9-2024 00:55
Rip all junior / senior gamemasters lmao
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:55
Yeah
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Being unemployed got you money
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:55
I knew shortly after I got fired I was probably gonna die soon from illness so didnโ€™t bother reapplying also was already fucked due to debt lmao
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:55
and just after i promoted 4 times in a day
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i dont even get paid
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:56
Yeah you do get severance pay
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Gold Hoarder
and just after i promoted 4 times in a day
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:56
Did you apply to another position
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:56
well i cant, i got fired at night phase
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cuz mr fish was fired on my watch
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:56
Oh like tonight
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:56
well, not even that actually
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Gold Hoarder
cuz mr fish was fired on my watch
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:56
Bruh you canโ€™t control fish being afk
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:56
You also can't control which applications they choose over yours this whole game is rigged
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:57
it was more so i was supposed to ping them about my progress or something
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but i never had to do that the last 5 days
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but now i do
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and i didnt do it this time, so they fired me
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:57
Rip
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:57
but i dont really get it, cuz they never told me about the change
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:57
It's crazy how most of the jobs are filled in the first couple hours before most people could even get on
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:57
oh well
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 00:58
It should have been an end of phase check for applications
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Gold Hoarder
and i didnt do it this time, so they fired me
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 00:58
Meanwhile cuz I didnโ€™t seperated the risks of being in debt and my aka for a raise they fired me cuz they didnโ€™t see it as a report
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 00:59
my raise application was so good i got promoted by 4 levels of pay
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oh well
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now i have heart disease
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:06
dang, lore died and fish got fired (edited)
01:06
jr gms are finished
01:08
ts re-evaluated me and i got reinstated
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It should have been an end of phase check for applications
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:19
good point but we live in a capitalist world- some are just simply born better than bothers
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
It's crazy how most of the jobs are filled in the first couple hours before most people could even get on
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 01:21
that really wasn't an issue
01:22
some positions were laughably easy to get even quite late into the game
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:22
i got people fired on 2 different occasions
01:22
you simply gotta stay on the grind ๐Ÿ’ช
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Apple Seller
you simply gotta stay on the grind ๐Ÿ’ช
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:22
were u the one who tattled on me >:(
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:23
uhhh i dont think so
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:23
sure buddy
01:23
iโ€™m watching you now
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:23
everyones dying now
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:23
submitted a CEO application to see if the pay/tax ratio would be better than what i have
01:23
and got rejected
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Apple Seller
submitted a CEO application to see if the pay/tax ratio would be better than what i have
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:23
itโ€™s not
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:23
but i submitted a lot of applications throughout the event
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Gold Hoarder
everyones dying now
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:24
yeah imma keel over from a cold bc iโ€™m broke
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Apple Seller
you simply gotta stay on the grind ๐Ÿ’ช
Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:24
that being said i'm one foot into bankruptcy
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Apple Seller
that being said i'm one foot into bankruptcy
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:24
yo me too
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Apple Seller
but i submitted a lot of applications throughout the event
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:24
how do u have the motivation
01:24
i submit one extra app once every like two phases
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:24
i found out the strat
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:24
i got citizen before the reset i had time
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:24
actually you probably write differently to me
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:24
to get good applications
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:25
now ive been maxed on role list dev pay for like 3-4 phases
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Gold Hoarder
to get good applications
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:25
spill
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:25
so i just chill
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:25
you just list every possible skill related to the job, and then elaborate heavily
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:25
and try not to die]
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:25
here ill show u mine
01:25
I would like to apply for a raise in my current position (SR GM) I have completed my tasks perfectly every day for many days without fail, and this current level of pay is causing my health to deteriorate, and I'm losing money every day. I cannot continue long term. most or all employees in this comapny should know the great job i do and would agree to have a letter of recommendation for this promotion. I have high experience, here is a list of skills I posses: hosting - I have hosted games in the double digits, even solo hosted before. I have never caused a reset before training juniors - I have provided great assistance to my juniors, and helped them complete their tasks. some even got promoted. hiring new gms - vacancies have been created in the jr gm position a few times, and i worked hard to fill them. advertising - i have invited a few people to the server, and i bump it with disboard often creating events - i have hosted a fair share of event games, such as wwrdle role creation and balancing - i have helped create a plethora of suggestions, balance changes art - ive helped create a few of the off brand icons, like hunter, or sorceress fixing grammar in roles - whenever i see an error i am sure to post it in the role issues channel or suggestions channel archiving - i helped archive many deleted roles, so now they are preserved for all time, Ive also written game logs plenty of times coming up with bot minigames - i helped design wwrdle and gave lots of creative input for wwress, coding - I have a degree in computer science which gives me extra understanding of how the bot work, there's more but i ran past the character limit
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creative writing - i have come up with many themes, storytimes, and will continue to develop my creative writing ability to improve the quality mentoring - I have a part time job in tutoring, volunteer as a mentor, and enjoy helping people out. I can do a great job in helping jr gms reach their full potential, and giving advice to teammates in games (when im playing) to help imrpove the servers average skill level skilled at wwr games itself - im ranked wwr gold, and ranked in every season since season 4, despite becoming a gm balancing - great understanding of game balance and can create great role lists that fit every restriction and criteria required knowledge of almost every company detail - I know how the company functions in great detail, there are very little gaps in my knowledge, this makes me a very skilled and qualified worker
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:26
wow
01:26
but you see
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thatโ€™s boring
01:26
i need to be funny
01:26
but then again iโ€™ve been in the same line of humour the whole time itโ€™s getting boring
01:27
i should move over into something new
01:27
YES I HAVE MOTIVAGION THANL YOU LUFFY
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:27
well hey, thats the strat
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:27
i need to not be broke
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:27
you dont have to do it
01:27
but itll help
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 01:29
There's like no references and no actual proof of anything that you state in this
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:29
yeah i think u can make up anything
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:30
youโ€™ll probably get called out for fraud if the hr can prove u lied
01:30
my guess
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:30
i didnt lie in mine, but i think u can make stuff up
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Cranberry Bog Worker
youโ€™ll probably get called out for fraud if the hr can prove u lied
Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 01:30
i told hr i was clairvoyant and it went down fine
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:31
yeah uhh
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 01:31
When would a gold Hoarder have done any of this
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:31
i think uits fine to lie, you are roleplaying a fictional character
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:31
lol
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:31
i stole jay's role as role list dev
01:31
with a whole
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 01:31
IM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:31
2 games of wwr experience
01:31
ok wanna hear the fun part
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
When would a gold Hoarder have done any of this
Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:31
its just me irl
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 01:31
how was your app better than mine!!!!
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Apple Seller
ok wanna hear the fun part
Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:31
go on
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 01:32
they called it a (edited)
01:32
truly unbelievable application
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:33
lmao
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 01:34
Well, it is still the best application we've seen so far!
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:34
shock
01:34
fine >:(
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Gruff Gangster 26-9-2024 01:40
Guys
01:40
My money
01:40
Has been stolen
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:41
by ethan? yeah mine too it was funny lol
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Gruff Gangster 26-9-2024 01:42
Ethan wins event
01:42
How dare he
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 01:42
i was like wowee vera ts big brain (edited)
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 01:42
ethan didnt even BOTHER approaching me lmaoooo
01:42
he knows id never do that shit
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 01:43
you wouldnt accept his deal?
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 01:43
What you can't even willingly give a player your money
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Gold Hoarder
you wouldnt accept his deal?
Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 01:43
i would never accept anything ethan offered
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 02:07
And this is why we kill Ethan lmao
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 02:17
guys
02:17
i slept for 13 fucking hours and missed the entire phase
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๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i got fired
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 02:18
:(((
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reapply!
02:18
u didnโ€™t die
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 02:18
yeah but its night soo
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Gruff Gangster 26-9-2024 02:25
When does this event end?
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 02:26
when the game ends, i imagine
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 02:31
Does capitalism ever end?
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Piffling Fisher
i slept for 13 fucking hours and missed the entire phase
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 02:38
Sticker
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 03:08
At least he's alive swurtle :p
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 03:27
wasted
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 03:47
undeadga
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 06:51
undeadga
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Radium Enjoyer
he knows id never do that shit
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 07:45
Lmao
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 13:20
They call me Ethan "Ponzi" [REDACTED]
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:21
Okay, Ethan "Ponzi" [REDACTED]
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 13:22
Lmao
13:27
I'm more disappointed most people invested
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 13:28
it was so comically shady i thought there's a chance
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist
I'm more disappointed most people invested
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 13:28
I was in debt so I was looking for a way to get out of it
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:29
Shouldve donated to the Cat Shelter instead
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist
I'm more disappointed most people invested
Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:29
it is still so funny you didn't even bother asking me
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 13:29
But I didn't get jay cause I knew they'd instantly see it was a Ponzi scheme
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 13:30
I'm financially literate
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Radium Enjoyer
it is still so funny you didn't even bother asking me
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 13:30
A good con artist never cons someone who wouldn't fall for the con
13:30
Using words like 100% guarantee of a double on your investment within 24 hours is an obvious scam
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Radium Enjoyer
I'm financially literate
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 13:31
Hence why your in charge of investments
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WWR HR Creative Manager
Shouldve donated to the Cat Shelter instead
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 13:31
How would that help me get out of debt
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:32
You should ask around for people who've donated :)
13:32
And what their bonus was
13:33
I can't give away the financial status of other employees
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 13:33
Also I was gonna die soon anyways cuz all of my illness
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WWR HR Creative Manager 26-9-2024 13:33
unfortunate
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 13:34
Also swurtle if anyone ever offers you a no interest loan never take it please for the love of god
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 13:35
Got it
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Cranberry Bog Worker 26-9-2024 13:37
i wonโ€™t lie tho that was actually genius by the event team and ethan
13:37
it was so funny
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Gruff Gangster 26-9-2024 17:39
Yeah no evil scammer stole my money
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 18:07
I stole your heart instead
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 26-9-2024 18:19
What I thought I was the only one You're cheating on me???
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 18:35
who was the jr gm from before the resest
18:35
im missing someone
18:36
i have on the list: coal, alex, lore, fish, pokemoncross
18:37
@Shrivelled Vegetable do you know?
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Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 18:38
I donโ€™t
18:38
I think huck might
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 18:38
i was told someone alive knows
18:39
thought it was you
18:39
must be jay then
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 18:40
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 18:41
I know who it was
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 18:41
who was it ddd
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 18:41
Hire me and I will tell you
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 18:41
u died
18:41
in the event
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 18:41
That's crazy I guess I can't tell you
18:42
Unless you come to hell to break me out and bring me to life
18:42
I think you could pull it off
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:42
I think the amount of coins in everyone's purse is slowky declining
18:43
Except the ceo because lol donations
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 26-9-2024 18:43
Mine is still pretty full
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Decently Dapper Dairyman
Mine is still pretty full
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 18:44
Dead men can brag all they want
18:44
Alive moment
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i have on the list: coal, alex, lore, fish, pokemoncross
Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:09
@Radium Enjoyer do you know who im missing
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 19:09
no
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:09
Im now also an employed
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Radium Enjoyer 26-9-2024 19:09
swurtle? maybe?
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:09
Hi
19:09
Swurtle got fired
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:09
i was told someone alive got them hired
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:09
I am the new treasurer
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Give me your incomes
19:09
And how much your department making
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:09
wait was it mato?
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-9-2024 19:09
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:09
was he jr gm
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:11
Swurtle died from the event
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:11
i knoiw swurtle was intern, not jr
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:11
Swurtle died by going further and further into debt
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Swurtle died by going further and further into debt
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:11
What do we get if we bring your head to the CEO
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:11
and they were supposed to be the treasurer lol
19:11
yet went in debt
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and they were supposed to be the treasurer lol
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:11
(Im the new one now)
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What do we get if we bring your head to the CEO
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:12
Debt
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:12
I can see why they went into debt mow
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:12
And a prison sentence
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Debt
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:12
All paths lead to debt huh
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:12
Yes
19:12
Making money leads to debt
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:12
Truth
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Gold Hoarder
was he jr gm
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:13
You seem like you know who is currently employed
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:13
Being in debt leads to debt
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:13
I need to know everyone who is currently employed
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:13
There is somebody still alive who was directly responsible for the final JGM getting into that position
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:13
Paying off debt leads to debt
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:13
who could it be
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist
Being in debt leads to debt
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:13
Talking to us leads to debt
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:13
if not jay and swurtle
19:13
alex?
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Carol-singing Coyote
Talking to us leads to debt
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 19:13
No I don't spend money cause I live in a tax haven
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:13
@Apple Seller would you know?
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:21
nvm its fine, i found a loophole to needing to know this info
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Carol-singing Coyote
You seem like you know who is currently employed
Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:21
i do
19:21
its also pinned
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CEO - @Cranberry Bog Worker Art Director - @Gruff Gangster Automation Developer - @Haggling Hawker Role List Developer - @Apple Seller Archivist Specialist - @Hustling Huckster Investment Manager - @Radium Enjoyer Treasurer - @Wandering Worker Senior GM - @Gold Hoarder Junior GM - ? Junior GM - ? Janitor - @Oblivious Oil Tycoon Intern - @Lounging Longshoreman Intern - ? Intern - ? (edited)
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:21
I love
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i do
Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:25
Can i speak with uou in a cc
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Gruff Gangster 26-9-2024 19:26
When does the event end?
19:26
When the game ends?
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:26
sure, ask event hosts
19:26
and yes sniper
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Gruff Gangster 26-9-2024 19:27
Bet
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@Apple Seller would you know?
Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:29
I don't think I do sorry
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:29
You would!
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:30
I would?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:30
In fact you might be the only one who would know
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:30
What
19:30
Oh is it uhh
19:31
Let me look at list of players
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Befuddled Banker?
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:31
also keep in mind it could be someone who was subbed out
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:31
Who do you need again
19:32
Like what's their description
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:32
a jr gm
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who no one else knows had the job
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:32
Currently active?
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:32
previously
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:32
Oh uh
19:32
Wait how would I know
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:32
there was 6 total jr gms throughout the event
19:32
i only know 5 of them
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:32
Did the senior gm I kicked out become a jr later?
19:33
I genuinely can't remember
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:33
its ok i found a loophole by saying i dont need to know who they are because they must have been bad at the job lol
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:33
My early ccs are gone too
19:33
Oh ok
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Apple Seller
Did the senior gm I kicked out become a jr later?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:34
Yes, that's what happened!
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:34
Ohhh
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 19:34
You got them demoted to JGM and then they got fired immediately the next day for being sick
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 19:34
๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ’€
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 19:35
ruthless
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
You got them demoted to JGM and then they got fired immediately the next day for being sick
Apple Seller 26-9-2024 19:50
Oops
19:50
Ohhh I got them demoted right
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I remember now
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:09
@Carol-singing Coyote I make 30 and I am the eternal archivist.
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:17
Also @Event Host Iโ€™m ready to work again! I am prolly behind because my assistant is likey inadequate. We must begin to fix the archive so that this company may SOAR into greatness!
21:18
Also, get to work everyone! Slackers!
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Also @Event Host Iโ€™m ready to work again! I am prolly behind because my assistant is likey inadequate. We must begin to fix the archive so that this company may SOAR into greatness!
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 26-9-2024 21:22
You don't seem to have an assistant anymore either
21:23
Well if you're ready to work again your should probably start by trying to get your department back in order as your task
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:23
Good. I donโ€™t trust anyone to do my work! The standards of the archive are far too high and the work even more important!
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:25
Huck you missed getting scammed
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Well if you're ready to work again your should probably start by trying to get your department back in order as your task
Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:25
Gimme an office. I need to get this place in tip top shape! This is why vacations should be banned! Attention staff of the archiving department. VACATIONS AND TIME OFF IS BANNED Yours truly. -Well rested archivist
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Huck you missed getting scammed
Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:25
Where!!!??? I must archive the scam!
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:25
I scammed people
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Dw I archived it
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:26
Good! We need to test employees vigilance! If you can fall to a scam, you can also fallโ€ฆ off our building. We have no space for the guilible brain useless employees
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:27
It was like 7/9 people
21:27
Ones dead now
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:37
Good work Ethan! Iโ€™m happy to hear the workers are being tested!
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Also @Event Host Iโ€™m ready to work again! I am prolly behind because my assistant is likey inadequate. We must begin to fix the archive so that this company may SOAR into greatness!
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 21:44
You missed me getting into a shit ton of debt, fired, then dying in the event
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:46
i just want to announce that @WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist stole all of the money i intended to donate to the poor cats, meaning he HATES cats, like what the fuck?
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:47
What if I own the cat shelter
21:47
Did you think of that for a second
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:47
i somehow doubt that...
21:47
but if you do then i forgive you
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i just want to announce that @WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist stole all of the money i intended to donate to the poor cats, meaning he HATES cats, like what the fuck?
Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:48
this company has no room for empathy for cats.
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Hustling Huckster
this company has no room for empathy for cats.
Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:48
you have sinned
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:49
we must be as efficient as possible. distractions are a sin and must have severe punishements for all those who feel even the slightest bit distracted
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:50
Mr fish are you still unemployed
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:50
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:50
and with this, i would like to propose the first act of my return. REMOVE ALL DECROATIONS AND ANYTHING THAT IS NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO WORK IT IS UNNECESSARY TO HAVE PICTURES/ PLANTS/ OR A WATER COOLER.
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Gold Hoarder
Mr fish are you still unemployed
Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:50
yes but im getting paid more than when i was a junior GM
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:50
yes, i said deCROATIONS
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AND I MEAN IT
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:50
You could have gotten promoted
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Piffling Fisher
yes but im getting paid more than when i was a junior GM
Apple Seller 26-9-2024 21:50
cause we're getting mogged by taxes
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:50
its true
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but instead i got fired
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cause i slept for 13 fucking hours
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and missed an entire phase
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:51
If u got a raise you could have like, went up to 30 pay
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:51
the HR staffs decisioins are never wrong. pershaps you should think about what you WERENT doing for our great company!
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:51
It'd take several raises though
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Gold Hoarder
If u got a raise you could have like, went up to 30 pay
Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:51
11 is all i need
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:51
What's your balance
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:51
HEY! get to work slackers!
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:51
If you'd invested more in me it wouldn't have been taxed on
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:51
idk
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 21:51
i did my work for today
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 21:51
im poor cause i invested in ethan for the cats, and also donated to the cats
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:52
FOR TODAY?!?!
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the job is never done alex
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GET TO WORK!
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:52
I'm rich cause crime
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:52
Can we fire our freelance lobbyist for starting a Ponzi scheme with the workers
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:52
You can't fire freelance
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Apple Seller 26-9-2024 21:52
lets sue him
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incidentally im starting a lawyer hustle
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:52
Hahaha imagine suing me you all signed no sue contracts
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:53
the scheme was to test the vigilance of our staff. i approve of his activities as it showed our employees true attention to the details
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:53
We can fire you because you are employed here
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According to your nickname
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:53
great work ethan. keep up the great job!
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:54
Fire him and remove the first 2 words in his name
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:54
@Host (spend a token to kill ethan)
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Gold Hoarder
We can fire you because you are employed here
WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:55
Nah I'm just doing lobbying then sending an invoice
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:55
Take us off your LinkedIn page
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:56
ethan, you can put me on your linked in ๐Ÿ˜„
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ive archived all that youve done for us
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truly tested the company.
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like a secret shopper
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 21:56
All he did was scam half the company
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:56
More than half
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Hustling Huckster 26-9-2024 21:56
secret shopper luffy. be more vigilant with your money
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attention to details
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 21:57
Here at wwr we support crime that benefits is the GMs
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Gold Hoarder
Fire him and remove the first 2 words in his name
Apple Seller 26-9-2024 22:00
stling huckster
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 22:00
I meant ethan
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 22:00
its so funny i get paid more being unemployed than being a junior GM
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its all because i donated to the cats (edited)
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 22:01
You'd get paid the same cuz the 1 coin was separate
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What's your balance like lol
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WWR Inc's Freelance Lobbyist 26-9-2024 22:01
You guys should see my salary
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 22:01
Have u not gotten sick at all
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Piffling Fisher 26-9-2024 22:03
i dont know my balance tbh
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guys i saw someone from my highschool today and the first thing they said was "what the fuck happened to you?" lmao????
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Gold Hoarder 26-9-2024 22:09
Um wow
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Piffling Fisher
guys i saw someone from my highschool today and the first thing they said was "what the fuck happened to you?" lmao????
Shrivelled Vegetable 26-9-2024 22:09
Lmao
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Carol-singing Coyote 26-9-2024 23:27
Yime to sleep until tomorrow
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Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 00:29
Bye bye employment
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 00:42
Did you at least lose with decent money?
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:48
@Piffling Fisher hey do you still have those firebombs
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@Piffling Fisher hey do you still have those firebombs
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:49
yes i also still have my people on the inside and the hobo
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:49
let's go bomb mike werewolf.
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:49
im so down my bestie, my friend
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Carol-singing Coyote 27-9-2024 00:50
I was only employed for a day.
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No
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:50
join us kal
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Carol-singing Coyote 27-9-2024 00:50
For 6 hours.
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๐Ÿ’€
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:50
apparently unemployed people get taxed
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 00:51
I didn't
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:51
1984
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:51
Apparently the game's over ghost_pensive
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 00:52
Shocking
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:52
no way!
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 00:53
When do we get a money ranking list
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:53
did anyone actually make money
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alex and elle maybe
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luffy potentially
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swurtle DIED
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 00:54
I consistently made money every phase until I died
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:54
yeah but u died
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 00:54
Yeah but I still made money
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:55
huck you are the winner
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this event had so many good parts
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elle's whole thing
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the firebombs
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:55
yeah, fuck that guy
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:55
swurtle going into debt and dying
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ethan
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huck actually using tokens to kill mike werewolf
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the hosts making me balance a 50p list and then firing me
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:56
uhhh.... can we take our jobs back now? by force?
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Hustling Huckster
uhhh.... can we take our jobs back now? by force?
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:56
no but i'm making a startup
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:56
i must archive
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:56
we'll make cranberry juice
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you can archive our recipes
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:56
can i archive your juice?
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:56
yes
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:56
i will archive every bit of your juice
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:57
wait this actually makes sense bc im radium enjoyer
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:57
in my mouth and in my documents
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umm, excuse me. it looks like mike is still alive. think360
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:57
im so poor
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:58
YO I MADE IT ABOVE THE 100 MARK
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:58
Shoutout to sniper for an absurd balance
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:58
i genuinely thought i was way lower than that
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:58
hey at least i lived
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Shoutout to sniper for an absurd balance
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:58
how did he DO THAT
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Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 00:58
I never asked for a promotion too
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LMFAO
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:58
i didnt get sick once btw lmao
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:58
anyway so who gets event winner. 5th place up?
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Piffling Fisher
i didnt get sick once btw lmao
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:58
i got chronic back pain from talking to swurtle
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Piffling Fisher
i didnt get sick once btw lmao
Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:59
me niether
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:59
You got hired on Lvl 3 right from the start and didnt get any insurance and never got sick sniper
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Everyone who survived gets event winner
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:59
though i worked so hard that i collapsed at my desk for 2 days straight
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 00:59
LOL
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:59
WOOOOO
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I LIVED
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YEAHHH
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PARTICIPATION TROPHY!!
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LMFAO
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:59
There's no winners in capitalism but life is still worth living! (edited)
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
You got hired on Lvl 3 right from the start and didnt get any insurance and never got sick sniper
Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 00:59
INSURANCE IS A SCAM
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:59
So everyone's a winner to us
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Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 00:59
HAH
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 00:59
me being an event winner is unironically hilarious
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
There's no winners in capitalism but life is still worth living! (edited)
Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 00:59
capatalism is the true winner here
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Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 00:59
But yeah fun event
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Thank y'all โค๏ธ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 00:59
Insurance is not a scam
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 27-9-2024 01:00
I can't do this How do I live without cleaning
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:00
But you should either go for house or insurance
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:00
11.
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:00
how do i live without ARCHIVING!?!?!?!
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i must archive
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Gruff Gangster
But yeah fun event
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:00
i had fun but id be lying if getting rejected 10 times in a row wasnt very demoralizing and wasnt the reason i did barely anything for the rest of the event
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:00
give me your documents!
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i must file it all
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:00
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) WHAT did you hire people based on
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i was so sad
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๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:00
it was a ghost doing all the hiring
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bots dont exist
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Lounging Longshoreman 27-9-2024 01:01
๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:01
only ghosts that do menial tasks
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Lounging Longshoreman 27-9-2024 01:01
Really fun event tbh
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Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 01:02
Also not getting scammed
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Did a lot
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To help me
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:02
well that answers my question
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:02
Extremly fun fact: @Cranberry Bog Worker got the CEO job by using the word "I" in their application and for no other reason
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:02
i was convinced that when i was told that i had to take the day off after accusing fish of bribery and then being told it was bullying that i would get fired after.
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:02
It was EXTREMLY easy to get CEO
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But nobody applied to it
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:03
i knew this but i thought elle was peak CEO and i also thought id lose money
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:03
bruh, im pretty sure i used i when i tried to usurp her
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:03
lol
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Hustling Huckster
bruh, im pretty sure i used i when i tried to usurp her
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:03
you needed to use I and another word
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:03
She got it up to Lvl. 4 later on, but it was on Lvl. 1 at the start
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Hustling Huckster
bruh, im pretty sure i used i when i tried to usurp her
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:03
She might've had it leveled up already
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:03
ah, i see
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:04
OH YEAH gaslighting HR into believing me over huck and swurtle was so funny
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:04
But for the first 2 or so days she only had "I"
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:04
what was my raise con?
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:04
i didnt even do anything they gaslit THEMSELVES mostly
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that was another peak moment @Radium Enjoyer
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Gold Hoarder 27-9-2024 01:04
Btw i committed tax fraud twice and hr didn't notice
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:04
i went fully mental with this event.
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my brain started to melt after like, day 4. like, irl.
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Gold Hoarder
Btw i committed tax fraud twice and hr didn't notice
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:05
Getting caught for tax fraud is a chance not a guarantee
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Cranberry Bog Worker 27-9-2024 01:05
lol was fun
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon 27-9-2024 01:05
did i ever pay taxes like i don't think i intentionally did
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Cranberry Bog Worker
lol was fun
Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:05
i tried to steal your job once
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before i talked to you
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Hustling Huckster
before i talked to you
Cranberry Bog Worker 27-9-2024 01:05
>:((
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Oblivious Oil Tycoon
did i ever pay taxes like i don't think i intentionally did
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:05
probably not, you only needed to pay taxes 3 times and I have you listed as committing tax fraud 3 times
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Cranberry Bog Worker 27-9-2024 01:05
you could never ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:05
TS did you feel any remorse for what you did to me
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
probably not, you only needed to pay taxes 3 times and I have you listed as committing tax fraud 3 times
Oblivious Oil Tycoon 27-9-2024 01:05
awesome gaming
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:05
i thought i was stupid and sucked at writing..
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Piffling Fisher
TS did you feel any remorse for what you did to me
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:06
What did I do to you?
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:06
rejected me 10 times in a row
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Cranberry Bog Worker
you could never ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:06
i know, after i actually talked to you i realized you were a great CEO
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:06
๐Ÿ˜ญ
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:06
Oh the applications
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:06
yeah lmao
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:06
No, zero remorse
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:06
its ok i forgive you
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Hustling Huckster
i know, after i actually talked to you i realized you were a great CEO
Cranberry Bog Worker 27-9-2024 01:06
why thank you ๐Ÿ˜˜
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:06
TS. how did you rate my applications for a raise? like, what was my raise condition?
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:06
now i wish my bomb threat had keywords
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imagine how funny itd have been if my bomb threat got me hired
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Gruff Gangster 27-9-2024 01:07
Yall should go look at all my doodles
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They r fun
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Decently Dapper Dairyman 27-9-2024 01:07
Crazy having more money while dead than the person in second place
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:07
im surprised we dont have more quality ccs from this event.
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it went wild
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Hustling Huckster
TS. how did you rate my applications for a raise? like, what was my raise condition?
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:08
Contain any of these: Storage Data Archives Organised <Anything gamelog related>
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those were the 5 archivist keywords
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:08
ah, i see.
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so if my application was just those 5 words over and over again... big raise?
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:09
if your application was "Apply for Archivist Specialist - Organized Data Storage Archive Gamelog" it would've been an instant Lvl. 5 application (edited)
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or pay raise request
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same thing
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only thing that matters is hitting as many of the 5 keywords as possible
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in pay raise request we look for words you didnt already use in your original application
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:11
damn, wish i caught onto that. i kind of knew it was a keyword of sorts (which is why i did a WWR WWR WWR...... application) but i gave up on that thread very quickly lol
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Piffling Fisher
that was another peak moment @Radium Enjoyer
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:13
you gaslit hr???
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Radium Enjoyer
you gaslit hr???
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:14
swurtle and huck tried to out me to HR for asking them to pay me for my help in their jobs (getting my salary and stuff) lmao
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#🔒-productivity-meeting
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in here
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:14
Yeah that was great
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Piffling Fisher
swurtle and huck tried to out me to HR for asking them to pay me for my help in their jobs (getting my salary and stuff) lmao
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:14
lmaoooo
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i nearly accused alex of embezzlement
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but then i was like no thats not fair
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@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) can i get a token for coming 4th in the event
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i NEED jay game
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jay themed game
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WWR HR Generalist (Dead)
Yeah that was great
Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:15
i also DID gaslight swurtle into thinking i told her my salary already, in that channel lmao
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Radium Enjoyer
@WWR HR Generalist (Dead) can i get a token for coming 4th in the event
WWR HR Generalist (Dead) 27-9-2024 01:15
Sure
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:15
thanks wwr hr generalist (dead)
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:16
i dont deserve a token for the event but i HOPE my combined effort in the 2 games will earn me a token or two...
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i also DID gaslight swurtle into thinking i told her my salary already, in that channel lmao
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:16
huck: send me your applications me: no huck: please me: okay but only if you do this thing for me huck: okay *does it* and then guess what i didnt do
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:16
lmao?
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remember when i tried to flip your course
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for like half the price
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no one bought it i just wasted my money....
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:16
OH MY GOD I KNEW IT WAS KEYWORD BASED
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but i couldnt figure out the FUCKING KEYWORDS
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:17
oh yeah i figured it was too nearing the end
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Piffling Fisher
remember when i tried to flip your course
Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:17
yes it was very silly goose
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:17
i just had no clue what they could be
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:17
eh idc fourth is good enough
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:17
i was kinda tempted to just
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vomit words into an application
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and pray
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:17
it's not as good as my iconic four token trivia win
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Piffling Fisher 27-9-2024 01:17
but i didnt do it because i missed the whole phase i planned to do it in (and also got fired)
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Radium Enjoyer
huck: send me your applications me: no huck: please me: okay but only if you do this thing for me huck: okay *does it* and then guess what i didnt do
Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:18
AHHH!!! you slacker!!!!!
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did i forget about it after i asked you?
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OH!!!
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wait
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no
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you were trying to steal company files!!!
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i remember!
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the archivist never forgets
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Radium Enjoyer 27-9-2024 01:19
no i had legit legal expertise behind me
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Hustling Huckster 27-9-2024 01:26
still cant believe we didnt have a legal department
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what if we got sued.
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could have lost all of our wealth
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i nearly accused alex of embezzlement
Apple Seller 27-9-2024 06:19
Skill issue
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Penniless Pickpocketer 27-9-2024 13:27
that was chaos dead
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Penniless Pickpocketer 27-9-2024 13:35
- Your health starts at 1 and cannot go lower. If it reaches 10 you die. - At the end of the day we apply your health changes based on living arrangements - We then roll a value from 1-10. If your health is equal or above to the rolled value you get sick - We roll a value from 1-7 to determine what sickness you get. Each number corresponds to a specific sickness. The medicine price corresponds to the rolled value times 10. - When you get a sickness, your health worsens by 1 - For each day you have an untreated sickness, your health worsens by 1 - If you are sick in the morning you are fired
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TaylorBot BOT 27-9-2024 13:35
Rolling a dice with 10 faces ๐ŸŽฒ
You rolled 8!
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Penniless Pickpocketer 27-9-2024 13:35
( safe )
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TaylorBot BOT 27-9-2024 13:36
Rolling a dice with 10 faces ๐ŸŽฒ
You rolled 4!
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TaylorBot BOT 27-9-2024 13:36
Rolling a dice with 10 faces ๐ŸŽฒ
You rolled 5!
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TaylorBot BOT 27-9-2024 13:36
Rolling a dice with 10 faces ๐ŸŽฒ
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Penniless Pickpocketer 27-9-2024 13:36
lucky for like... 1/2 the time
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- Your health starts at 1 and cannot go lower. If it reaches 10 you die. - At the end of the day we apply your health changes based on living arrangements - We then roll a value from 1-10. If your health is equal or above to the rolled value you get sick - We roll a value from 1-7 to determine what sickness you get. Each number corresponds to a specific sickness. The medicine price corresponds to the rolled value times 10. - When you get a sickness, your health worsens by 1 - For each day you have an untreated sickness, your health worsens by 1 - If you are sick in the morning you are fired
Penniless Pickpocketer 27-9-2024 13:37
e.g., Swurtle's sickness - 5 --> 50 me sick --> morning. need insurance... ( fired ) me sick 2x - like... at 7-8 me sick 3x - 10 dead
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