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It's Real This Time

No Resets

No Faffing Around

Just Real Genny Lec Gaming

@Participant (It is Night 1)

Day 1

After a short recession, the parliament is once again back at it again. Except for @Theresa May, who, seeing as she had already served her time as PM, was put into a forced early retirement for the good of the nation. Now, the assembly may vote to indict one person and vote for the @Mayor (>15). @Participant

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Night 2

Peoples of the Parliament, I'm going to be honest with you all. I have no goddamn (do the British even say that?) clue what's going on here. I'm not a politician. I'm not even British! So whatever election made @Nigel Farage @Mayor (>15) well congrats, but I have no clue what it does. So that's why I'll not be electing him as @Mayor (>15). No @Mayor (>15) is elected today. Remember to stay hydrated, discussing politics probably makes you sweat! Also remember to read! @Participant

Day 2

After yesterday's Mayor election had to be cancelled due to corruption concerns, the Parliament is assembled to indict someone and have another go at the @Mayor (>15) election. However, it appears that @Rachel Reeves has failed to meet up for this session. This means that they are expulsed from the Parliament effective immediately! Democracy only works when everyone shows up. Now, onto today's activities: the person indicted will be forced to leave the Parliament for good, whereas the @Mayor (>15) has multiple benefits they can draw upon. So, get to voting! @Participant

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Night 2

After a major corruption scandal involving the Canadian forestry industry, e-cigarettes, and a missing shipment of pilates equipment, @Carla Denyer was due to be indicted. However, at the last minute, they revealed that they were an innocent Executioner and that @Jacob Rees-Mogg was the real perpetrator of the crime, indicting him in their place! In all the confusion, the ballot box for the @Mayor (<=15) election was misplaced, and nobody could count the votes - so we'll have to do that vote tomorrow. Again. @Participant

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Day 3

At this morning's parliamentary session, multiple people were found to not show up. Both @Carla Denyer, @Suella Braverman & @Rishi Sunak were on a strike for some reason. Perhaps it was those e-cigs? Regardless, they have lost their positions in parliament! Now, it is rumored that one of the parliamentarians is the one who instigated the strikes. It is up to you to indict them in the lynch poll. Additionally, you may elect the most popular member as a @Mayor (<=15), although you don't seem to fond of doing that. @Participant

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Midday 3

@Nigel Farage has just been hauled out of the House in handcuffs! Nobody knows why! What a development! @Participant

Night 4

After a period of violent debating, the violence became less metaphorical and more literal after @David Cameron socked @Rhun ap Iorwerth in the face. Remarkably, the latter's face seemed completely undamaged, and his formidable resolve and apparent invincibility pushed his @Mayor (<=15) campaign to victory. @David Cameron was, of course, indicted. @Participant

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Laura Kuennsberg

Midday 3

@Nigel Farage has just been hauled out of the House in handcuffs! Nobody knows why! What a development! @Participant

damn he just got elected too

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Midnight 4

@Ed(d) Davey has been indicted on the accusation of lacking proficiency of the English language, which has been seen as a threat to the British parliament. He has left the parliament. Additionally, @Richard Tice has been subbed in for @Keir Starmer. @Participant

Day 4

Following the rather interesting previous indictments, the parliament chose to take a break from indicting. Only for a couple of hours, though, as they now had the chance to indict another person, whilst electing a @Reporter, a very prestigious position within the parliamentary hierarchy. @Participant

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Night 4

@Daisy Cooper broke her neck going down a water slide. @Adrian Ramsey's excellent recap of the incident won him the role of @Reporter . Easy peasy! @Participant

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Midnight 5

@Boris Johnson slipped on a banana peel and died. @Participant

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Day 5

It appears that both @Rhun ap Iorwerth and @Liz Truss have gone missing from the parliament. Seeing as @Rhun ap Iorwerth was a minor (Child), two people must be indicted (lynched) under the suspicion of having partaken in the kidnapping in an attempt to become the new @Mayor (<=15). @Participant

Game End

In a desperate, underhanded move to get rid of his political rival, @Adrian Ramsey triggered a by-election in @John Swinney's constituency and ran against him to force him out of parliament. For a long moment, it looked as if @John Swinney had lost: but his constituents loved their Angel of an MP, and instead @Adrian Ramsey was the one who got kicked out of parliament! @John Swinney then resigned too, as he was satisfied with this outcome and had no more political ambitions. This meant that @Richard Tice's party became the biggest in the Commons, and he triggered a vote of no confidence, which - after even more elections - ended up with him as Prime Minister. Then, he kicked @Angela Rayner and @James Cleverly out of parliament too, because Prime Ministers can just do that now. This meant that his party, the Werewolf Party, win - as, of course, did @John Swinney! @Participant @Dead Participant

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