@Archeops has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 2 @Macaw @Archeops

Hello!

What funny things do you have to tell

Uhhhhhhhhh I mean I could've told you in DMs but this works too xD

You said to cc!

19:48

So I cced

Anyways, we had another big Uni Event yesterday, Metalfest (rock/metal music, banger Event)

19:48

And I did all bar shifts, because I have no hobbies

yoooo that sound cool asf

I literally said to a friend that I'm staying single and focussing on myself this year

19:49

And like 5min later I get grabbed and carried over to this girl I served like 3 drinks to

WAHAHAHA

And then she got my number because she asked

19:49

bro got some RIZZ

Like literally, I can tell life I don't want any lemons and life will send a door to door salesman

Macaw

Like literally, I can tell life I don't want any lemons and life will send a door to door salesman

actual facts

Archeops

bro got some RIZZ

I DON'T HAVE RIZZ I LITERALLY HAVE NO INTEREST IN DATING AND LIFE REALLY DOESN'T LIKE THAT I WANT TO BE SINGLE FOR ONCE (I haven't been single for the last 7 years, and now I'm purposely chosing to to be single for the first time in my life)

19:51

Anyways, this is gonna be my cc with GMs

unmaximums your rizz

19:52

Anyways, got rizzed up by a cute goth mommy

AYO

19:53

jealous

(she's smaller than be, but still cute and a goth and sure I'll let her ruin me

but this time I'll take my time and not rush into things)

nonon youre not letting her ruin you

19:54

hfsjdhfjksf

I'd let a goth mommy always ruin me wdym

youre bringing in solid arguments

Goth. Mommy.

im convinced

And she has shoulder length blue hair with perfect eyeliner skills (I love when the eyeliner looks good, I think I just love eyes)

19:56

Anyways

✅ Renamed channel to matos-simp-channel!

That's the funny story I guess

19:56

HEY

hehe

19:56

be glad i didnt call it matos thirst channel

(I mean it's actually true, I am a simp, mostly for my male homies tho

)

its okay

Tbh I probably kissed like 5 times more men than women in my life I had my first kiss this year yesterday with my homie

(least femboy gay Slovenian)

WAHAHAHAHA

19:58

congrats on the gay

Macaw

Tbh I probably kissed like 5 times more men than women in my life I had my first kiss this year yesterday with my homie

(least femboy gay Slovenian)

this is impressive

19:59

its the opposite for me

20:43

I kissed all my homies, obv

kinda weird to kiss the opposite gender ewww

ikr ew

fr fr

21:01

(my ex broke me)

Anyways my GMs how you been, hw you doin

21:27

@Game Master here's the ping so you feel obligated to look at this channel and answer <3 how you been homies

i died, sorry

1

:(

The GM pings this game are crazy.

Turtle Dove

The GM pings this game are crazy.

huh? how many GM pings did you get? xD

Zero

>:(

Rip Jay

21:32

anyone tried out the new portal game?

the one steam advised the creator to not continue?

No clue, but yes?

23:20

Banger game

what is this

04:22

mato got simps?

Yes

04:50

And I'm simping

04:51

Tldr a cute goth girl asked me out

damn good luck bro

05:04

dont be tryhard at impressing

Just goin w the flow

Macaw's Gym Show

(Planned) Guest Appearances:

Hoock 2x (cum?)
~~Loofers 2x~~ [Chest & Lats] ## Episodes:
0: Rest Day!
1: Chest & Lats with Loofy!

(edited)

13:31

I think you deserve to see this beautiful thing I made

23:43

I am so so fucking unlucky with women

23:44

Two girls want me, I don't want to rush into a relationship

23:44

And I told girl 1 that I went on a "date" with girl 2, thinking 1 doesn't want anything from me, and then 1 confessed her feelings to me

Prime example of "suffering from success"

Macaw

And I told girl 1 that I went on a "date" with girl 2, thinking 1 doesn't want anything from me, and then 1 confessed her feelings to me

bro stop having such insane rizz LMAO

Feral pigeon

Prime example of "suffering from success"

frfr

CAN YOU BOTH STOPPPPP

03:35

This is really difficult :'(

Life gave me lemons, I didn't wanna make lemonade, and now life is sending door to door salespeople to give me lemons

04:04

I did also tell one of the girls that I love being insane and that it's fun and she said she finds sleep deprived me funny and cute so idk man I got that insanity rizz

09:15

They want you suffering from lack of sleep

May be my poor humor but this channel cracks me up everytime

Feral pigeon

May be my poor humor but this channel cracks me up everytime

I AM BEING TROLLED, THIS IS SUFFERING

12:43

I FEAR WOMEN

Duck

They want you suffering from lack of sleep

I'm really annoyingly funny when sleep deprived

12:43

Update

12:44

I'm meeting up with one of them in 20min

12:44

With the one that told me she loves me

12:45

Can someone lend me a cyanide tooth in case i do something stupid again

Should’ve given one of us your number so that we could call you if you needed a way out

Macaw

I FEAR WOMEN

Congrats for leaving the closet?

Macaw

Can someone lend me a cyanide tooth in case i do something stupid again

gimme your number so i call call you