Day 0 | Wild Wild East

The small rural town of Raturi, surprisingly, didn't have a shit-room. That's a shame - everyone loves them. However, let us tell you what we do have: GUNS. We love Guns. But don't worry, as far as I know they aren't the deadly type. I'm not usually a fan of fish either, but Guns are really good for multiple reasons. You could eat them or, surprisingly, make them POG! That's right, that's the sound they make when you pull them: POG! A handy sound for when you point at someone and let them drop ketchup all over the place. It's really funny! Anyway, if you aren't a fan of Guns, we suggest one of our saloons that says:

僕は狂っていない！その数字を替えたことが知っている！一二一六だと知ってる。マグナカーター後一。そんな間違いをするわけがない！決して！決して！ただ…ただ証明できなかっただけ。彼は彼のしたことを隠して、あのコピー店アホを嘘つかせた。これは何かだと思うのか？ー

Which roughly translates to something we have no idea about. We hope you enjoy your stay as the new residents of Raturi, in the New Wild East. Now leave me alone - gotta watch New New York fall!! @Participant

Night 1 | Cuisine of the East

The day was quiet in Raturi. Not much had happened, but surely it was time to sleep. Cowboys get tired of riding all day long: after all, that's all they do during the day. As the stalls neighed, some people gathered in the square to the local restaurant, eating the local specialty: Guns. With a bit of soy sauce I can assure no delicacy exists that is better than it. Still, Guns aren't so cheap nowadays, so some people stand - with cowboy hats and frilled leather jackets - watching the wealthy fellows eat the suckulent fish. @Participant

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Day 1 | Nightmare Sounds

"The tumbleweeds sang, and I die." Those are the words of the Raturian writer known to no one. The words loomed in @Dumo Stevens' mind, as he was about to drift off to a good night's sleep-- BANG BANG! The rough sounds echoed through the town, but if you listened more closely, you'd find it wasn't actually innocent BANGs... but violent POGs from the suckulent fish. That observation would later be confirmed by the ketchup spilled all over the square, coming out of @Swurvin Devon. But wait, another trail of ketchup led to @Monnes Supper, who had been revenged upon by @Swurvin Devon the Fletcher's Customer! "Fellas, it's @Mayor (>15) time," said the local sleep deprived man, also opening up the daily ballot on who shall die. @Participant TL:DR; @Swurvin Devon died. @Swurvin Devon was a Fletcher's Customer who targeted @Monnes Supper. @Monnes Supper died. (edited)

Midday 1 | Spare reserves

Not everyone enjoyed the town, so @Marley Bab took @Noah Perkins's place. @Participant I can't read and interpret a single sentence: @Marley Bab subbed in for @Noah Perkins

Night 2 | Stand-off to Death

"Death! Death!" Chanted the town, cheering for @Ellis Nicken's death. However, he wasn't going down without a fair, classic, Gun™️ stand-off. So, with pride on the line, the new @Mayor (>15) @Sun Durham accepted the challenge, moving everyone to the traditional duelling place: the Saloon. The town gathered, watching with laser-focused vision. As the contestants took their own place, they prepared: it was time to draw their Gun™️. As the duel felt more and more fierce, the crowd stomped their feet to the ground. Stomps and cheers and noise became the soundtrack for the moment as it built to a higher and higher crescendo that feels endless and powerful to this mome-- ... However, it turns out it was not as fair as it seemed. The @Mayor (>15) @Sun Durham had prepared a trap to kill @Ellis Nicken before the drawing could begin, but it stopped working. That trap was perhaps the final reminder for the citizens of Raturi: no law in this land - only pride. @Participant "But I can't read": @Sun Durham is now @Mayor (>15)

Midnight 2 | Spare reserve

Additionally, from a far off land that was definitely not the UK, @Kaya Seraph stepped in for @Adam, who didn't like Guns. @Participant

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Day 2 | Death to Raturi

Loud noises all over the square woke up Raturi. However, no bodies are seen there, only frustratingly long and complex trails of blood leading to @Archer Kippel. It was time to decide who shall be lynched for creating such an annoying path to follow, as well as finding the next @Reporter

Night 3 | Even criminals have thoughts

But no good ones. They think about killing all the time. Or at least, that's what happens in Raturi. However, can we even call them criminals? No rules say anything against the public lynching of the Mayor @Sun Durham. That was further highlighted by the new @Reporter @Ivor Serrano, who started vandalising the walls of the saloon with art so bad it's good @Participant TLDR; @Sun Durham lynched, @Ivor Serrano is the new @Reporter

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Day 3 | Turtle meat

"Do you not understand the concept of death?" said one citizen ominously. Indeed, the words lingered even in the morning as tumbleweeds rolled around, pushed by the wind. This time, in the town square, a circle of blood was found around the dead body of @Jacob Turtoise. An awful sight. Perhaps it's best to not say something so ominous once again. Or not, as the town shouted "Justice to the killer!" while preparing the next execution and opening the voting booth for the next @Mayor (>15) @Participant TL:DR; @Jacob Turtoise died.

Night 4 | Raturian Chaos

So much happening, barely anyone could keep up. Let's narrow it down: Lynch, Mayor and... Sauce? The first two are pretty straight forward. The new @Mayor (>15) @Yuuki Flores just shot the most popular fellow in town @Marley Bab 50 times in a row with no care for their life. Big fan. And death was the norm by now regardless, so is it really wrong to enjoy it? But sauce? That was new. It happened on the other side of town, right near @Kremyl Parker's dead body. My guess is they might have been eating some real good fries, but who really knows? @Participant @Marley Bab was lynched, @Kremyl Parker died, @Yuuki Flores is the new @Mayor (>15)

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Day 4 | Counting game

While the new ballots for the Lynches and the new @Mayor (<=15) open, let's play a new game in the square: the Counting Game! To keep track of what you counted, just shoot each one. Now, count the corpses! BANG! @Dumo Stevens was found in a weird position! BANG! @Harp Pobertsen had a stomach tummy! BANG! @Katy Nicxon ate too many stroopwafels. BANG! @Terry Skinner, PhD choked on Glarthford tech or whatever that is! BANG! @Rhys Supper made soup and died. BANG! @Kaya Seraph, it seems, died of death. BANG BANG! @Yuuki Flores squirted out ketchup as they stabbed @Ellis Nicken BANG! @Dante Lorris found out Heaven exists BANG! @Luffen Lotto found out the One piece is real, or so he said BANG! @Mo Jo had no mojo and died BANG! @Chickie Owens found out fried chicken was unhealthy BANG! @Kane Supper stepped on a lego BANG! @Wayne Fox allegedly died in a car crash. Tragic. BANG! @Snyder Hopkins died. 16 BANGs in total, because @Geoff Geoffards just choked on ectoplasm, fun! You won the Counting Game participation prize! Now it's time to vote! @Participant TL:DR; Everyone pinged died: @Yuuki Flores was a Huntress who killed @Ellis Nicken. (edited)

Correction: previous mayor asked for 2 polls yesterday @Participant Order is Lynch, Mayor, Lynch (edited)

Night 5 | More sauce, less fish

The Guns™️ were not up to everyone's taste, so everyone decided to get sauce instead. The two most sauce-hungry fellows in town, @Derper Reese and @Sharler Weber were expected, considering they threw tomatoes on them to death. But the third one looked real sauce-hungry, with sauce covering the whole face, with one of the few remaining Guns near them. Upon closer inspection, that was @Ernie Jane ironically being covered by red ketchup. @Participant

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Day 5 | Report

The fellow @Reporter @Ivor Serrano was found in the square, drinking too much tea. The curse of being British, I guess. Meanwhile the town didn't really care, as it was time to lynch someone else and vote one new @Mayor (<=15). @Participant @Kire The Fella, as usual, wrote this story-time.

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Night 6 | Candid memory

The town cheered with excitement at the thought of another dead body. BANG! The town gathered to make @Phan Neigh slip on a banana peel! Looks like the new @Mayor (<=15) @Hucking Parker forgot that the Counting Game ended, but shooting is always fun anyway isn't it? But still, the loud bangs remind everyone in the town of a time where it thrived with people and screams and deaths. And with that thought, it was time to let it not ponder for too long, but to sleep. @Participant

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Day 6 | Lost souls

Has anyone seen @Kire The Fella? I need him to write a message for me... I've been wandering everywhere and can't seem to find him! All I found was this shitty dead body, I think it might be @Dave D. Dawson. Perhaps a @Reporter could help me find the fella! @Participant

I was taking a shower noowaoa

Night 7 | Horse

As the Wanderer put up signs to signal my dearly missed presence, in Raturi, horses did not ride themselves. Well, mayhaps sometimes, but we can't show that. Still, normally, as in all the best towns with saloons, someone rode them: their fierce galloping on the sand was as good of an indicator as the fucking stink from their putrid mouth. But all is forgiven - horses are cute. But who was the rider of such smelly horse? It was none other than @Alex Slater, who was put on the stinky creature by none other than the new @Reporter @Aron Vikk, after Alex spilled sauce all over himself. Only 5 people remain in the town now... @Participant (edited)

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Day 7 | Nothing

happened. We need a @Guardian! @Participant

Oh hey! I can type here.

Let’s just never kill again and live in this town in peace for all eternity. That’s my mayoral request Peace in our times Or, kill chao, make mat guardian.

Night 8 | Something

happened: @Hucking Parker died. Hooray! He now was riding a horseway to Heaven, may he rest forever in peace. @Participant

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Day 8 | Farewell, Cows

It was time for one last Counting Game. Shall we-- BANG! @Aron Vikk found out that eating too much sand wouldn't help his lungs, so with his face buried underground, he left the town. But who was next-- BANG! I cannot write this story in time because another dead body, @Jane Jaidens's, was found-- BANG! Finally, @Kiki Wallace's corpse was found riding a horse which was singing Old Town Road. The horse seemingly had no destination, except the bright dawning sun of the day. But who was counting the corpses? There was only one person left alive on the formerly busy town of Raturi, and that person was the Town-Aligned @Mat Slater. She became the owner of an award-winning saloon, and decided that award was now her own and for those who contributed towards it. ## TOWN WINS! (edited)

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