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Day 0 | Pilot Episode Welcome to the pilot episode of WWR Kitchen! Any similarities to any shows involving any celebrity chefs are purely coincidental. That being said, I am one of your token celebrity chefs this season! And behind me, names and faces dramatically being edited into an introductory sequence, are our lovely contestants! Who will commit kitchen crimes and be eliminated? Who will win, and enjoy their moment of glory? Stay tuned to find out! @Participant

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Night 1 | Signature Dishes Tonight, all the chefs will prepare their signature dishes to be judged by @Rordon Gamsey. Be warned, anyone who isn't up to scratch will be eliminated and also have their entire family lineage personally insulted. @Participant

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Day 1 | Judgement Time’s up! The contestants all serve their meals to @Rordon Gamsey. The dishes include a pan-seared wolf tenderloin with wild berry reduction and some sort of pancake? @Rordon Gamsey examines @Roast Chef 's roast. “Wow. Fuck me. So overcooked. This meat is so charred that anti-fossil fuel organisations are rallying outside our doors! I mean, what are you even doing here?” @Roast Chef is promptly eliminated. Now the contestants have to pick the best dish to present on the restaurant’s menu tonight, as well as another chef to send home. TL;DR: @Roast Chef (Invincitank) died. Choose a lynch candidate and a @Mayor (>15) . @Participant

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Night 2 | Chef’s Special Everyone decided that @Butcher 's dish, which was actually just another meat dress, was the best. Real clever guys. I bet you did it so that we can’t complain when it’s raw. Also, no one got eliminated, because we need enough people to slice up all that meat. Tonight our chefs will be cooking a dinner service for our restaurant of guests who are definitely not being paid to be here and complain as much as possible. Anyone who does not perform to the highest standard will be eliminated! Good luck! TL;DR: @Butcher (Blehhg) is @Mayor (>15) . No one was lynched. @Participant

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Mid-Night 2 | Missing Contestant While setting up for the dinner service, @Sous Chef accidentally locked himself in the walk-in freezer. Whoops. TL;DR: @Sous Chef (Huck) died. @Participant

Day 2 | Dinner Service Aftermath During the service, @Grill Cook forgot to turn the grill on and served an entire plate of raw lamb chops to @Rordon Gamsey . “Jesus Christ. Look at it. It’s fucking raw!” @Grill Cook was eliminated on the spot. The head chef later spotted @Garde Manger eating the charcuterie instead of serving it. “Give me your chef jacket, and fuck off!” Oh, and the @Relief Chef got caught sneaking out to the back to play social deduction games on his phone instead of helping anyone out. Wow. Fuck me. Due to how bad the service was, we want the contestants to nominate another chef to eliminate, and to pick the one who performed the best to help with writing the menu. TL;DR: @Grill Cook (Brad), @Garde Manger (Mat) and @Relief Chef (Whythough) died. Choose a lynch candidate and elect a @Reporter @Participant

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Fuck me. This kitchen is a fucking mess. Fuck me.

Night 3 | Elimination It was decided that @Baker was to be chosen as the best chef, since he was working overtime to get complimentary bread out to all the guests who were waiting an ungodly length of time for their food. The contestants also chose to eliminate @Legumier for his sub-par vegetable cutting technique. Tonight, the chefs are going to be participating in a taste-testing challenge. Anyone who doesn't correctly guess the food they are tasting will be eliminated! TL;DR: @Legumier (Luffy) was lynched. @Baker (Benjack) is @Reporter . @Participant

@Knives Chef has subbed in for @Purchasing Manager

Day 3 | Drama at the Taste Testing Challenge "It's definitely a pear!" Says @Baker confidently. The show's hosts all exchange looks. "First of all, it's a tomato. Second of all, you haven't even been blindfolded yet." @Rordon Gamsey is quietly seething in the corner, so we quickly usher @Baker out before he can have an aneurysm. Before he can leave, though, he turns around and yells " @Commis Chef is a fraud! He faked his credentials! The only oven he's ever used is an Easy-Bake!" Is that so? The @Commis Chef was also eliminated. Now the chefs need to choose a new person to write the menu for the next dinner service, and someone else to send home. TL;DR: @Baker (Benjack) died. He was a huntress and killed @Commis Chef (Commandlord). Choose a lynch candidate and elect a @Reporter . @Participant

Night 4 | Preparation The contestants decided that the real reason for their failure in the previous dinner service was because of @Butcher 's meat dress and how annoying it was to prepare. So he was promptly eliminated. They also decided that @Fry Cook should write the next menu, and all British and American people rejoiced at the prospect of eating loads of fried food. Tonight will be another dinner service, and everyone had better be on their very best behaviour this time! Good luck! TL;DR: @Butcher (Blehhg) was lynched. @Fry Cook (Federick) is @Reporter . @Participant

Mid-Night 4 | Sudden Departure The @Soup Chef fell into a vat of his own soup. Oopsies! At least we got it on camera. TL;DR: @Soup Chef (Nick) died. @Participant

Day 4 | Dinner Service 2 Electric Boogaloo Intimidated by Rordon Gamsey's outbursts in the previous dinner service, the contestants all worked hard to get food out to the diners. All except for @Knives Chef , who was too busy showing off all the fancy knife moves he learned in culinary school. We didn't mind until he served a battered and fried knife and then almost cut someone's hand off. So he was eliminated, not because he didn't make for good TV, but because our lawyers told us to. Also, @Fry Cook was eliminated, because as the fry cook he also got blamed for the fried knife incident. This service was better, but you still need to pick the best and worst performing contestants! TL;DR: @Knives Chef and @Fry Cook died. Elect a @Mayor (<=15) and choose a lynch candidate.

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Game End | Season Finale "Well, who have you decided to eliminate?" We asked the contestants. "They can speak for themselves, they know who they are." Said @Decorator . "I'm not no bitch, chef. Let's go step outside motherfucker." Oof. @Rordon Gamsey , who had been looking for an excuse to beat someone up, dragged @Decorator away. So...who are we actually eliminating? @Fish Chef , because he released all the fish into the wild instead of cooking them? That tracks. The remaining contestants all received special purple jackets and went down in history as the people who were the least shit on a cooking reality TV show. Also @Appetiser Cook was chosen as the best chef, and decided to make everyone some appetisers in celebration. Thank you for watching! TL;DR: @Fish Chef (Turtle) was lynched. @Decorator (Dummo) died. @Appetiser Cook (Jayanna) is @Mayor (<=15) . Town wins! @Pastry Chef (Chef) wins with town also. @Participant @Dead Participant