Day 0: Welcome to Marten's Garden of Meden@Marten the Gartener has planted a bunch of new flowers that have bloomed today. I hope you have a nice time here and live long lives. I wonder if you will be able to cross breed and create some unique flower combinations. By the way I think you should avoid getting involved with the forbidden tree of knowledge since if you pollinate from it bad things will happen.
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Night 1: Funny Flower Names
The reasons why I chose the flowers I did was because I wanted something exotic sounding flower names. Having some boring sounding flowers is not worthy of the Garden of Meden. You were handed pick as the best of the best flowers around and this will be the most elegant garden ever than can compete with the forbidden tree of knowledge.
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Day 1: Pruning Shears
When the sun rises, Marten crests over the hill, pruning shears in his hand! He's come to get rid of @Hooker's Lips, who smells suspiciously of apple... what now, flowers?
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@Participant@Dead Participant we're going to have to reset due to a host mistake - the new game will start tomorrow on D0, with a different list. all participants and dead participants will be signed up again automatically unless you ping ME to opt out: if any substitutes would like to play this time around, again, also ping me.