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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-Jun-23 06:39 PM
@huck25 has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 2 @saucepankorv @huck25
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"hello there, we are calling you to inform you that your canadian passport request has been received and we have compiled a list of questions for you to earn your new shiny Canadian passport, do you accept the terms and conditions that apply? press 1 for yes 2 for no 3 for 4 4 for 3 5 for ocanada"
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 07:42 PM
5
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"congradulations on answering the first of 5 questions correct. we will now forward you to our very capable representative of the canada test. good luck"
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hello this is huck 30 speaking, how may i help you today?
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 07:46 PM
"I'm trying to file for Canadian citizenship"
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ah yes, my files say here that you applied umm. 2 days ago.
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and it seems to be that you answered the first question correct, congrats on that.
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now, we have a few more admin questions to ask before we begin.
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first, could i have you place of origin please?
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 07:50 PM
"City, continent or country?"
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"What do you want to know exactly?"
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@huck25
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(one second, just doing a background check on you, please hold)
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"never mind, admin finished, youre all clear."
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first question. how many eh's in canada?
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:03 PM
"The country or the alphabet?" (edited)
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"please answer the question, we do not provide tips on how to answer questions in this very official super efficient canadian passport test
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:07 PM
"10?"
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the correct answer is, you can never have too many eh's. but for your answer being 10 and my assumption of what you meant is 10/10 ehs, i will mark you down as correct.
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question 2 what is a medicine hat?
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:13 PM
"A hat made of medicine?"
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incorrect. medicine hat is a city within alberta where i almost got hit by a car while taking a bus from ontario to BC.
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we will allow for 1 incorrect answer. also, we award bonus points for truly patriotic statements. keep that in mind.
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question 3 when addressing a canadian, what is a very important thing to do to make them feel comfortable speaking with them? (saying eh is not the correct answer)
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:17 PM
"I will get a victory (of your choice) in civ 6 while playing as Canada"
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"Very comforting"
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hmm.... confusing flex to me as i have never played any civ games, so im not sure if that is patriotic or not. but ill give you a .3 for the attempt
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saucepankorv
"Very comforting"
is this your answer to question 3?
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huck25
is this your answer to question 3?
saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:19 PM
No
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huck25
question 3 when addressing a canadian, what is a very important thing to do to make them feel comfortable speaking with them? (saying eh is not the correct answer)
saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:19 PM
Wilfrid Laurier was pretty cool
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1 point
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🤷‍♂️
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im sure he was a homey
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last question. what is a loonie
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:24 PM
Money
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Probably
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Either that or it's a toilet
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lmao. very funny response
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whatever, i agree with both
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Congratulation @saucepankorv ! I hereby pronounce you Canadian. As a new citizen of Canada you have forgone your right to say you are of any other country as patriotism to Canada is paramount to being a Canadian citizen. The inability to withhold this agreement will result in your immediate deportation to Alberta somewhere in the middle of the prairies. Or Winnipeg. Congratulation on leaving your lesser known country of who cares. And welcome to your new loving home of Canada Canadianpassport
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:26 PM
Eh?
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now may i ask you for our admin purposes. what is you place of origin?
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country will do
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:27 PM
Canada
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saucepankorv
"I will get a victory (of your choice) in civ 6 while playing as Canada"
saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:46 PM
@huck25 Diplomatic, domination, religious, culture, score, and science victory
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Which one
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culture for sure
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very canadian
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and maybe diplomatic
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:47 PM
Ok I will send the pic once i'm done
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huck25
and maybe diplomatic
saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:47 PM
Only 1
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lol. okay 🙂
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well pick between the 2
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if you lose i will take that passport back.... pressure is on my friend 😉
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:47 PM
Well one is extremely easy and the other is decently hard
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So which one
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which one is hard? culture im guessing?
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i feel like giving yourself a challenge is better, makes it more tense, cuz you could become un canadian.
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:48 PM
Just chose one bruh
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:48 PM
Ok culture then
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I will build many ice hockey rinks
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YES!!!
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( i dont follow hockey that much, but i know a lot about it because of being canadian. its like instinctual knwledge that gets passed on to the young when theyre born in canada
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saucepankorv 26-Jun-23 08:50 PM
Hold on i'll send you in dms what Canada can do in this game
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