DEAR LEWIS,
WE HAVE BEEN HEARING RUMORS THAT YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MARNIE IN PELICAN TOWN. WE NOTICED THAT SOME OF THE VILLAGERS ARE CATCHING ON TO THIS ALREADY YOU SHOULD TELL TOWN ABOUT THIS SOONER RATHER THAN LATER ABOUT THIS. WE‘RE GLAD THAT YOU GUYS ARE HAPPY ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE BEEN DOING AN AMAZING JOB AT PRESERVING THE NATURE OF THE TOWN AND WE HOPE IT CONTINUES.
FROM,
THE JUNIMOS
P.S. CLEAN UP THE USED TRUFFLE BOTTLES.