Werewolves Revamped - river-road

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River Road

Just west of the river you will find a road with four buildings, 1 River road is Alexʼs house where he lives with his grandparents George and Evelyn, 2 River road is Pam and Pennyʼs trailer there is also the Mayorʼs house where Lewis lives and the Stardrop Saloon owned by Gus.

COUNTRY ROADS

13:47

TAKE ME HOOOME

TO THE PLACE I BELONG

STARDEW VALLEY

@Host can I check my house for the prize

you find nothing

Crazy I didn’t steal the prize

@Host i blame the hosts for stealing the prize and start throwing my empty alcohol bottles at them

thight

Can I do that as well

14:24

I’m a jock so I assume I have snuck in some bottles into my house

Mr Qi, Morris, and I were not involved in stealing the prize

14:24

also how could I steal the prize I'm a ghost

throws something at the ghost

FUCK YOU GRANDPA

14:25

throws ghost bottle

14:25

<3

Pam are you drunk again!

NO

14:25

(I'm rping)

Pam

FUCK YOU GRANDPA

RESPECT YOUR ELDER

ugghh

NEVER

14:25

YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

14:25

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

George is a better grandpa than you

SHUT IT

HUH

I WILL DRIBK NOWN

WHO DO YOU THINK YOURE TALKING TO

ALCOHOL IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU

14:26

YO MOMMA

PAM you had ENOUGH! Give me the bottle!

nEVER

(running after Pam)

Can't catch me

get back here

checks Pam and penny’s trailer for the prize

I didn't steal it... yet

@Host is there anything to find in river-road? Before I start asking 500000 Questions

You can just search river road in general

Pam

@Host is there anything to find in river-road? Before I start asking 500000 Questions

maybe

Well, sucks to be you Ethan, I will search EVERYTHING

You find nothing in your trailer

15:45

you find nothing in the mayors house

I SEARCH BEHIND THE MAYORS HOUSE

15:46

GIVE ME GOLDEN LEWIS

you find nothing in the mulner's house

15:46

you find

15:46

a coin

15:46

in the saloon

I check the sand

Coin

#4 $i W6SPWK35

Penny

I check the sand

sand?

forget that

15:52

i check by Willis (the fischerman by the docks ) hose

Penny

i check by Willis (the fischerman by the docks ) hose

you wanna go to the beach?

yeah

@Penny has been removed from #river-road.

wait we can move around

Gus

wait we can move around

yeah

@Host search dog house

17:05

thanky

Pam

@Host search dog house

Nothing

@Host go to caves I wanna watch what these people are doing

Gus

@Host go to caves I wanna watch what these people are doing

You were knocked unconscious and Harvey billed you 1000g

Brilliant

@Host I drive the bus to the mines, rig an atomic bomb to it, drive into the mine, blow a hole that's at least 100 layers deep and then meet you there

17:32

Fortnite Battlebus

not everything needs to turn into a battle royale

I want to inspect this atomic bomb, just to see if pam has recyclerd her trash can

@Host I wanna go fishing in the rivers

You fish up nothing

@Penny has been added to #river-road.

?

hi

23:27

go home

kk

@Host can I drive to Haley’s house

I destroy Lewis' House

18:49

I declare this Cannonnow

i want to go to the mountains

no mountains

22:20

you can go to robins

22:20

in the mountains

Can I go dig through the trash to find any info on the stinky culprit

@Penny has been removed from #river-road.

@Host i dig here

13:12

I take a pickaxe and drag it around

13:12

To check the floor

dont ruin the road, or the grass around my saloon

Pam

@Host i dig here

you find Stinky Oh you dug into the sewer lines

13:13

you're coated in poop

@Host i search the abandoned joja mart

you can't go in, you're too stinky from the poop

You’re also too drunk to go in

i can give you a glass of water, an avocado and a praire oyster to bring you down to earth, but you will need to wash youself

@Penny has been added to #river-road.

@Host i want to check the playgound

You find lots of play equipment and some safety sand floor

~NOICE~

@Linus has been added to #river-road.

Hehehehe..

what are you up to

Uh..

18:53

Nothing

why are you laughing then

Just going to the saloon to get my hair fixed :D

18:53

Yeah yeah

every time i see your name pop up i cant help but think of the sad Linus tech tips photo

So can I go? I am really hungry-

19:00

I mean

19:00

In a hurry

19:00

Yeah

thonk

im not sure weather you need a breathaliser, a CAT scan or a security check

19:04

ill go with option A. blow into this tube please

19:04

I-

19:04

Okay-

19:05

blows

.

19:05

..

19:05

...

19:05

(beep)

19:05

ok ill see you another time

Thank you!

19:06

Runs quickly at the back of the saloon

(at the back? did you just run into a wall?)

(Isn't there a back? Sorry I don't play stardew valley.)

(i dont either, i just thought the grammer was a little funny)

(No I meant behind the saloon)

(ok cool, keep going)

If you're looking for the bin it's to the side of the saloon

Thank you- I mean cool didn't need that information.

@Kent has been added to #river-road.

@Host can I check and see if theres anything at the saloon

there is

23:42

beer

23:42

more beer

23:42

beer in the shape of beer

23:42

some arcade games and a pool table

23:42

more beer

23:42

and gus

Mr. Qi

beer in the shape of beer

Woah

23:43

Hi gus

23:43

Waved

23:43

Waves

23:43

Okay bye gus im going home

@Host Can I check who beat my record at the saloon?

it says

23:43

???

23:43

50001 points (edited)

Lewis

@Host Can I check who beat my record at the saloon?

didnt Gus say he was playing it

Can we check the prairie king record as well

Was it hte same game though

@Host

Kent

Can we check the prairie king record as well

it says

Lewis

Was it hte same game though

@Host

No he was playing journey of the prairie king

Mr. Qi

it says

Image attachment

Kent

No he was playing journey of the prairie king

Sorry I am tired. I forgot that my game was named xD

Rkdjdn

Kent

Waved

sorry i was in the back, hello to you too

So did you heae about that fire

smelly

i did hear about it after my epic gaming sesh

23:48

was anyone hurt

No the house was empty so it's all good

good to hear

23:50

anyway i heard you lost your high score right?

Nah Lewis did

i need a new perscription

Yeah

@Host can i go back to willow lane

@Kent has been removed from #river-road.

@Host i want to go o the comunity center

Okay

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