Werewolves Revamped - story

Day 0 | Number One Victory Royale Welcome to the North Pole, @Battle Royale Participants! We are nearing 90.0000° N, 135.0000° W. It’s -40 degrees and we hope you enjoy your trip. As you all know, December 12/13 is national battle royale day and we’re also close to Christmas, so we are celebrating both at the same time by doing a “safe” and “educational” “simulation” of a battle royale in the North Pole. There are many buildings filled with loot, and it’s up to your skills to be the last one standing in the North Pole. In a few hours, our lovely bus driver @Snow Miser will open the doors of the battlebus and let you drop wherever you want in the North Pole. Please drop safely, use your parachute, and be sure to have fun!!! Before you drop, you will need to comply to this extremely important rule: Please don’t take the rainbow gun in the toy factory. That’s for our savior @Gay Jesus only. Touching the gun will result in a punishment of “disqualification”. I hope you all have a great time! We’ll meet each other again at 9pm UTC with an update on the battlefield. @Battle Royale Participants

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Currently experiencing Soup Anguish. Story time may be late.

Night 1 The @Battle Royale Participants have descended en masse upon the North Pole, yet no carnage has occurred; it is the Holy Day of Gay God, and all are peaceful in respect and reverence for this period. All bets are off for tomorrow, though! Have fun! :D

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Day 1 Every morning we fly over the North Pole. Not to go back Santa's Factory, but to pick up those who never made it... @Ralphie got pulled out of the snow and on we went. We couldn't find more this morning, but we were sure this wouldn't be the last one. @Battle Royale Participants

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Night 2 The battlesleigh once again made its loop over the Pole, but no bodies were retrieved. Instead, I (Gay Jesus) descended to perform in the ritual blessing of @Ricimas Tree as he became @Battle Royale MVP (>15) despite basically nothing happening yet! Come on, children, do something interesting! @Battle Royale Participants

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Hello all @Battle Royale Participants, please welcome @Kris Kringle to the battlefield! @Kris Kringle will be substituting for Jimrah (Random Tableflipper). Do share some loot.

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Day 2 It's a bit morbid, but we're always happy to pick up more people. We picked up @Sleighlaboo and @Delibird this morning. Maybe next morning we would find even more! @Battle Royale Participants

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Day 2 addition: @Jingle Bells also died (this happened at the same time as the others

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( ) ( ) ( worm

plz i just wanted to close my parentheses

Why is there a worm in the North Pole?

never heard of arctic worms?

No, I failed biology

you dont need biology to know about arctic worms

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artist rendition of an arctic worm

alright no more channel clogging by executive gay order. cute worm though

@Battle Royale Participants Because there is no counterclaim for huntress and because I think we can trust @Bah Humbug , I suggest we make him reporter. (edited)

Night 3 | I sure do hope nobody touches the rainbow gun I am giving you all a live update on the battlefield! We are in the battlebus, finding dead bodies. During our fun tour, it appears that @Snow Miser drank too much alcoholic eggnog, and accidentally hit a random button. I’m not sure what it is, but according to the weather forecast a heavy blizzard is now starting to form on the battlefield and temperatures can lower to -50 degrees celsius. The entire North Pole is now dangerous. Our savior @Gay Jesus requests all participants to go to the toy factory. It’s the only place with heating, as we incinerate gifts daily. While telling everyone to leave, I noticed @Bah Humbug and @Saint Nick fighting in an igloo situated in the middle of a frozen lake. Turns out, the naughty list was in the igloo, and both wanted it. Without any weapons left, @Bah Humbug pushed @Saint Nick out of the igloo, where the impact shattered the entire sheet of ice, drowning @Saint Nick in ice-cold water. Thanks for everything, now our water system is contaminated. With the battlefield being so much smaller, everything seemed more tense. At least there were lots of places to hide. Unfortunately, the incinerator is NOT a great place to hide, participants. @Michael Bublè attempted to big-brain and hide in the corner of the incinerator, but after slipping, they instead fell into the burning fire. Hey, at least they are well-hidden in the fire. That’s all for today everyone! We hope nobody touches the rainbow gun, by the way.

@Michael Bublè and @Saint Nick were lynched. @Bah Humbug is @Naughty List Holder. @Battle Royale Participants

Night 3 Mid-phase | Deserved @Buddy the Elf Died. L. Seems like someone sniped him. (edited)

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Night 3 Emergency | No more victory royale? We hosts have concluded that @Buddy the Elf was using an alt account to cheat and gain on-season points, which is explained in dead-spectator. As some measures, we may be doing a reset, and Ethan will be suspended for an entire season, though we may ban him permanently instead. Thank you so much for you corporation and patience everyone! If you want to sign up for our next game after reset please say "I do" in #north-pole. If you are not playing/subbing, do say that as well. Thank you, and let the battle royale end. @Battle Royale Participants

@Battle Royale Participants Whilst the fact we have discovered a cheater is true, Ethan was not the cheater - Phantom just wanted to cause a bit of chaos and we thought why not. The player known as noise was using a spectating alt to cheat during this game and potentially the other one they played in. This game will be reset and a new rolelist made. Please ping Host in your secret channel to tell us whether you wish to play the next game or not (starting tomorrow afternoon hopefully). Dead players may do so in deadspec. Thank you for your cooperation!