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The Phantom of Christmas Future 16-Dec-22 07:19 PM
Day 0 | Victory Royale No More Welcome, @Factory Worker! After @Snow Miser pressed too many buttons two days ago, we’ve decided we have had enough and fired @Snow Miser to go back to America. As an alternative for a fun and educational trip, I’ve decided we stay in the toy factory, but rather than murdering each other, we should do some labor! Everyone will (not) be paid, don’t worry. We hope you behave and help us get enough presents for SanTa's sleigh. You will be rewarded with alcoholic eggnog, but if you get drunk like @Snow Miser has, you will be incinerated. Do not worry, we’re only using “incinerated” as a synonym for “fired”. As usual, don’t touch the rainbow gun. It’s for our savior @Gay Jesus. Though it’s not a battle royale, I don’t know why we need one. We may put the display of the rainbow gun back in the factory’s safe.
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The Phantom of Christmas Future 16-Dec-22 10:14 PM
Night 1 | Labor Everything’s running smoothly. We all celebrated with lots of alcoholic eggnog, probably too much because honestly, there’s nothing else to eat in the factory. Everyone started becoming drunk, but it’s okay, they can still work safely, right? Anyways, I hope you can meet your daily present minimum. The host crew is trying to push the rainbow gun display into the safe, but we're all tired so we decided to go to sleep early and lock the safe next morning. @Factory Worker
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De Kerstman 17-Dec-22 08:03 AM
Day 1 The elves slowly came back to work in the morning. They walked to their stations and got to work. Packing presents, writing names on presents, refilling the empty rolls of wrapping paper. They were very routine-based and loved their repetitive work. Nothing out if the ordinary happened. @Factory Worker
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Night 2 Everything was going perfectly in the factory (except, of course, for the host crew's continued failed attempts to contain the gun). The elf who'd done the most work so far was @Michael Bublè, so he received @Head Elf (>15)! @Factory Worker
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Michael Bublè 17-Dec-22 10:11 PM
Thank you Gay Jesus for allowing me to be the Head Elf (edited)
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You are welcome child.
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Michael Bublè 17-Dec-22 11:04 PM
@Factory Worker I was checked by a TI that has claimed to me, so I should be mostly confirmed. Can I have all your claims so that I can create a town trusted for tomorrow, and if not, hopefully some roles suitable for reporter at the very least?
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De Kerstman 18-Dec-22 08:18 AM
Day 2 Goodmorning @Factory Worker! Today we're gonna learn a bit about keeping your workstation fresh and clean. It's important to work with a clean station, because working with a bloody station, like @Happy Hucklidays and @Ricimas Tree, may bring nasty viruses! If someone could please clean up their workstations and get rid of their bodies, we could start working harder and pack more presents. Hurry up!
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Michael Bublè 18-Dec-22 04:48 PM
@Factory Worker ddd said he would like to relinquish his reporter role for my candidate. You can ask him, if you don't believe me. Mine is Leila, she claims fletcher. I have corroborated this with her target
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Michael Bublè 18-Dec-22 06:57 PM
@Factory Worker 3 hours left. If you have not claimed already, please do so
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The Phantom of Christmas Future 18-Dec-22 10:11 PM
Night 3 | Campfire! Hello, @Factory Worker! The lights have been randomly shut off all across the factory. Just the lights. Machines are still working well, somehow. I’m a really kind host, so I allowed everyone to take a day off and instead, move to the middle of the factory where our present incinerator is, since that’s the only place with light. We planned to roast marshmallows, but nobody brought any. Rude. @Saint Nick said that it didn’t matter, marshmallows suck anyways. I don’t know who from the dark, but someone took offence in that, and pushed @Saint Nick in the incinerator. Rip. At least @Sleighlaboo remembered to bring a pack. Marshmallows are godly, so everyone decided @Sleighlaboo should be the @Toy List Checker. I request all workers to go back to their rooms after partying, however, since I don’t think being drunk near an incinerator is a good idea. We are still struggling to lock the safe. We’re not dumb. We just don’t know how to get the code in the dark.
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De Kerstman 19-Dec-22 08:02 AM
Day 3 Another morning, another busy day of work. Please stay clear of the packaging processor. It's the machine to put the children's names on the packages. It's made for packages only. Getting stuck in there is really nasty, and someone has to clean it up. Reason for this announcement is that some of you got a little drunk, I'm not naming names but it's @Milk and Oreos, and now the package processor is all bloody and gross. Urgent message: Check all exiting packages for elf remains. @Factory Worker
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Night 4 It seems someone has unscrewed the casing to my rainbow gun and stolen it! We found a screwdriver in @Ralphie's back pocket, and no matter how much he insisted it was planted, @8000 Lumps of Coal didn't believe him. He's in the incinerator now. Rip. For his brave act of bravery, @8000 Lumps of Coal has become @Head of Security. @Factory Worker
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De Kerstman 20-Dec-22 08:07 AM
Day 4 These early mornings keep being unfortunate to our @Factory Workers. I'd suggest to not overwork them but that doesn't get those presents finished. @Jingle Bells, @Russian Nesting Doll and @You're a Mean One Mr. Binch mentioned wanting to take a break. So now they're taking a permanent one.
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The Phantom of Christmas Future 20-Dec-22 10:01 PM
Night 5 | Stop Being Addicted to the Rainbow Gun A ticking bomb has been detected on the rainbow gun’s safe. Someone wanted to break into our safe using explosives, but nobody knew how to defuse a bomb, because we have no experience. We tried to call the police, but there’s literally no wifi or service here. Idiots. With our only knowledge we have, the bomb is calculated to explode sometime, probably in a few weeks, and the blast will only affect the other half of the factory, so our incinerator is safe, yay! I recommend all workers to continue with their tasks, since this is not an emergency. Five seconds later The bomb exploded, causing an array of marshmallow skewers to drop from the shelf, stabbing @Rudolph in the heart. Okay, not my fault, I’m not a bomb expert. Anyways, see you at the incinerator, @Factory Worker. I will be sure to brutally incinerate whoever planted these bombs and dare try to touch our savior’s gun.
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De Kerstman 21-Dec-22 08:02 AM
End Game Bloodthirsty, hungry for flesh. The bombs were planted by the cleanup team. Once they cleaned up each and every body, they feasted on the remains. Nobody would know this until @Buddy the Elf got greedy and started snacking on @Carol of the Bells and @8000 Lumps of Coal before they got to the cellar. @Sleighlaboo caught him and screamed in fear, but it was too late. The gang of werewolves caught up to her. And soon, the rest of the crew would be consumed too. WEREWOLVES WIN @Factory Worker
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Michael Bublè 21-Dec-22 08:04 AM
No way
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De Kerstman 21-Dec-22 08:04 AM
Don't act so surprised
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