Night 5 | Stop Being Addicted to the Rainbow Gun
A ticking bomb has been detected on the rainbow gun’s safe. Someone wanted to break into our safe using explosives, but nobody knew how to defuse a bomb, because we have no experience. We tried to call the police, but there’s literally no wifi or service here. Idiots.
With our only knowledge we have, the bomb is calculated to explode sometime, probably in a few weeks, and the blast will only affect the other half of the factory, so our incinerator is safe, yay! I recommend all workers to continue with their tasks, since this is not an emergency.
Five seconds later
The bomb exploded, causing an array of marshmallow skewers to drop from the shelf, stabbing @Rudolph in the heart. Okay, not my fault, I’m not a bomb expert. Anyways, see you at the incinerator, @Factory Worker. I will be sure to brutally incinerate whoever planted these bombs and dare try to touch our savior’s gun.