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In the banquet hall, banquets are held. Many great feast have taken place here. Those that look around may find a suspicious piece of paper below on of the tables. https://translations.crowdford.com/thisisnotatranslation.png or $i 2cw6n0x9yzsfb9lc

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This is the tavern! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game. This is an alternative to the town square, in case there are several conversations happening at the same time!

gay rights

17:21

fuck the monarchy

Pechang, the Ghost Captain

gay rights

meow

Order expensive drinks plz the more money the castle has the better the tournament will be

What expensive drinks are there in the medieval times???

17:23

Swamp water with flies???

Monarchy

Fuck monarchy embrace anarchy

Fellow revelers who here wishes to participate in a grand tournament?!

Meow ("Please vote me for bartender")

Bartender: Hello

Duke Dristan Decima V̅I̅I̅I̅

Fellow revelers who here wishes to participate in a grand tournament?!

How grand r we talking about I’m gonna be the one paying 4 it (edited)

Unicorns

17:27

And

17:27

Dragons

It's the tourney of mysteries. I don't know what it entails but I need a knight to represent my country

And fluffy popcorn

Or city whatever a duke has

But at least we get treated with a grand feast that the chef made whoever they r

I doubt it'll be delicious

17:29

As a time traveler myself I'd prefer some modern food please

Hello :)

hi

gay sex imo

Ueueu

* sounds the dinner bell * Dinner for tonight is served!

Wait 2 hours please

20:33

The banquet isn't ready because

20:33

someone forgot to cook

But I have finished setting the table...

Where is the Chef?

EXACTLY ^^^

20:34

I hired FIFTY chefs

20:35

Not a maid

I suppose I shall wait until the food is here to be served...

Fifty amazing chefs from a place called America

20:36

And united kingdom

The Queen of Mindar

Not a maid

For every 50 chefs you get 1 free maid

Ser Curtis of Caythor

For every 50 chefs you get 1 free maid

Ah yes I forgot to read the deals

Und um erlich zu sein, I don't see why you wouldn't want a maid (edited)

20:43

Especially one as competent, hardworking and amazing as Leigh

I'm sorry but "Leigh the maid" is absolutely the worst name for a maid

maidaboo

The Queen of Mindar

I'm sorry but "Leigh the maid" is absolutely the worst name for a maid

Different country different customs, you're entitled to your opinions but frankly, es ist unhöflich

Hello Banquetender

21:02

Where r u

@Bartender

No alcohol for anyone

21:19

I don’t want drunk idiots

Ser Curtis of Caythor

Und um erlich zu sein, I don't see why you wouldn't want a maid (edited)

This confused my brain so much xDD

Good to know German confuses you

I mean it autotranslated in my head and like it all was in one language, so I had to take a step back for a second xD

21:30

Oh whoops wrong emoji

21:30

Dear Guests, the Feast shall commence in a moment, please assemble in the banquet hall

hello

"In Honour of the legendary Ser Thomas of Sirdia, whomst saved us from enslavement by the mages, we feast and melee. In his honour I eat the Sirdiaog and drink Red Wine; In his honour I duel and spar. TO SER THOMAS!"

22:40

Something interesting I noticed because I copy and pasted the text was that some letters had * and _

22:40

Like the s in enslavement

22:41

Also I’ve got a bloody nose

22:43

The t in eat as well

Bonjour tout le monde

22:44

J'aime la nourriture et I expect the chefs to make some tres bien delicacies

No I don’t like the queen

Snivy.

22:44

I thought we were friends

I was until you decided to uh

22:45

Idk

22:45

You didn’t invite me to your birthday party

...

22:45

Speaking of birthdays my birthday is soon™️

22:46

I can invite you

22:46

All you need to do is to be able to afford a plane ticket

22:46

Which I'm assuming you can, right :)

Finally, hours after I have gotten the hall prepared

Took you a while

22:46

You can take a break at your nonexistent room

The Queen of Mindar

Bonjour tout le monde

UGH my french teacher always said that

SORRY

we're not the whole world. sillidiot

im hungry.... whats for dinner?

It would've been steak with Oreo + Katy + Snivy on the side but I guess it's what the maid cooked

23:44

And lots of fucking alcohol.

23:44

Yum alcohol!

Hugh of the Mystical Isles

im hungry.... whats for dinner?

Doth thou not readeth the story time?

In Honour of the legendary Ser Thomas of Sirdia, whomst saved us from enslavement by the mages, we feast and melee. In his honour I eat the Sirdiaog and drink Red Wine; In his honour I duel and spar. TO SER THOMAS!

23:48

sorry, just got here from a far away land, the travel really fried me brains

Delicious Sirdiaog

Sirdiaog

23:49

Sounds like beer

It's not

Can I pour anyone anymore drinks?

We're already very drunk

(give the queen some water maybe?)

We have enough water, we don't need to do some fancy pouring as if we're attracting a ghost

00:07

There's something called "bottled water" and "water bottles"

i know this is too easy, but is ser thomas the king?

the king is an actual player/user

00:13

Backstory on Thomas for those that weren't there for S7G7:

The plot of the previous mystery game was a conclave of mages investigating the great sorceres marten murder. The mages all killed each other over it until it was eventually revealed it was all a setup by Thomas, Warlock of Sirdia, who in fact was not a Warlock, as a plan to eliminate all mages. While his plan was foiled at the last minute, not many survivors were left so magic is all but gone in the current age.

Tourney-engineer Samuel

the king is an actual player/user

can it be users who aren't players?

the culprits can be non-players too

anyone on the memberlist in public channels right? (edited)

yes

WHAT

00:23

So the bot can be king?

Possibly

God

dumb question.... king can be a she right? is this kingdom progresive?

Yes

00:26

Honestly I don't know why I'm queen to start with

00:26

But sure

00:26

I'll take it

haha, ill laugh if the king is a queen.

Well it is a possibility thonk

thonk

00:31

Though I'd laugh too

tbf our queen uses he/him pronouns iirc

00:32

so maybe our king uses she/her or some other combination

00:32

wait sorry i forgot i was french one sec

LMAO

hon hon hon

Its fake?

00:32

Disappointing

wow

00:33

I genuinely thought we had a FRENCH COMMUNIST PIRATE

00:33

I was genuinely flattered of such a lovely attendance

it iz mon belief that since ze queen uses les pronouns "e/im" zat perhaps ze king could use "she/er" or even "zey/zem"

someone is getting an interesting flavour text tomorrow

The Queen of Mindar

I genuinely thought we had a FRENCH COMMUNIST PIRATE

i am i am i promise

...

00:33

okay...

00:33

not suspicious at all

The Queen of Mindar

I genuinely thought we had a FRENCH COMMUNIST PIRATE

commies

‍

️

THanks.

you must understand zat after yearz of trying to zuppress my identity and mon beliefs zat sometimes zlipping back into mon masque iz too facil

oui je agree

i am tres glad zat ze new rulers of zis continent, zough i may disagree avec zem in several ways, are zo much more tolerant zan zeir parents

Pechang of the French communist party

Bring back socialism

01:11

The inspector warned us what would happen if we didn’t

01:11

‘Blood fire and anguish’

Alright blue ya gotta go to the gallows

01:12

How dare you undermine our monarchy!

MY NAME is NOOT blue

01:12

My name is mr snivers

01:12

Actually no

01:12

My name is blue

Nah don't see it in ya name blue so imma call you blue

Yeah

Thanks blue

Blue is better

01:12

Anyways

01:13

Monarchy is stupid

??

See this is why you're going to The gallows

Take that back

No way

I can agree

I’m not going to the gallows

Get hang'd

Regicide regicide

Hang'ddd

Time to become a tyrant

I shall retreat to my chambers, see you all in 5-6h

Gnight sir mato

circumstances

01:40

aw man i hoped I'd get muted for that one lmao

Would everyone like to share what they’ve gathered from the banquet to feast upon?

01:42

I, personally, fancied myself turkey cooked well and caramelized to a crisp cinder, met with the warm glazed of a delicate brown gravy which slowly circles one plate in delectable flavor. And, perhaps I spoiled myself as well with fluffed mashed potatoes, soaked in just the hint of butter essence.

I'm fine with any kind off pesto pizza as long as it doesn't have pineapple.

i nibbled on a pulverized pineapple over in the southern tower. im stuffed

Do we play this guess the person as a team?

Pardon? We’re simply sharing meals

05:10

Would you like a sliver of turkey?

There wasn't very much out in the garden, so I took my bowl and hook on a string, and fancied myself a cooking setup with the dead wood laying around. Then, I captured 5 garden mice, small as they are, cleaned them carefully, and let them start grilling on the metal. I took some pine tops and some water from the creek (it's insane that the royal family just has a creek running through their grounds, with clean water to boot! meanwhile we are thirsty every day due to the polluted river water, that leaves us with no other option but import) anywho. using some of the salt i had on hand, the pine, the water, and the mice in my pot, i made myself a soup. it was shit

See even the most illiterate Royal knows you grill rat meat.

11:29

And eat them grilled

A rat? Would you rather I die? Those foul vermin carry disease and the plague!

Wash it in the river then grill

11:37

Putting grilled rat in the soup ruins it.

why so? a soup does good with some meat

Aye it does but does better with the meat braised within the liquid. But with the taste of rat being unfavorable you don't want that flavor to seep into the liquid. You want the char of the grill to mask it. (edited)

An interesting choice of food…

Damn hearing yelling throughout the halls of this old castle. Anyone care for a drink?

I’ll take one, good sir

May I have some orange juice?

Oh wait there is no bartender this game

Banquetender

I guess just jump over and grab what ya want

@Bartender

Bartender Here you go!

well, since this is a monarchy and not a democracy, surely @King Krus II of Mindar and @The Queen of Mindar should choose us a bartender

If they pick anyone it should be Luffy.

I elect the bartender to be @The Queen of Mindar

20:00

Please welcome the new bartender

ill take a scotch on the scotch please

I refuse to acknowledge @The Queen of Mindar as the bartender and instead vote for @Leigh the Maid to be the bartender

second that, leigh would do great, im sure.

I mean I am a maid. So I do think I have transferrable skills, plus I serve drinks at meal times.

Those are precisely the reasons why you would make for the best bartender

20:10

The monarchy should not get to make all decisions on their own, especially when it's obvious they lack the skills required

aye, we should be encouraging ze presence of deemocrassee

Well spoken mein freund

No democracy allowed in Mindar

20:17

Go do your democracy games somewhere else

Fluminax is a flourishing democracy I've heard

The Queen of Mindar

Go do your democracy games somewhere else

I am, that's why I'm from Caythor

20:19

Because my mom knew Mindar was a terrible fucking country

Not on my kingdom though

Go fix your autocratic shithole

Bitch fuck you

20:20

I am the best bartender

20:20

Leila can be the backup

No, Leila is the bartender and you're the cheerleader to cheer her on

I can make salad :)

20:21

I make an excellent dressing

Very funny

20:21

I didn’t hire you to be the court jester

20:21

Go back to work

The Queen of Mindar

I didn’t hire you to be the court jester

Oh you misunderstood my lady, I'm 100% dead serious

Who wants ₰

₰ acquired

₰ stolen

The Queen of Mindar

₰ stolen

Hey guys, we found 'em

The Queen of Mindar

₰ stolen

HEY STOP STEALING THE MONEY

Ser Curtis of Caythor

No, Leila is the bartender and you're the cheerleader to cheer her on

Excuse me, whats this speak of assassins and attempts on my very life?!

14:17

Are you telling me this leila person is planning to end me?!

14:19

I will have you know, due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at all times guarded by 3 horses, so I doubt leila would even be able to succeed in the act

Of course I wouldn't, Im just a maid

I see

14:35

I suppose that clears you of all suspicion then

Queen Bartholomew of Bartholoton

I will have you know, due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at all times guarded by 3 horses, so I doubt leila would even be able to succeed in the act

You just bring three horses into the bathroom with you???

I cant find the stables, so i dont really have any other option

@Apprentice Scribe Matolomew II Do you know anything about a place called Jerdigal?

Queen Bartholomew of Bartholoton

I cant find the stables, so i dont really have any other option

The banquets kitchen is a great spot for your horses

17:01

The kitchen staff “loves” horses

Sozu, Caythori Baron

@Apprentice Scribe Matolomew II Do you know anything about a place called Jerdigal?

It does ring a bell. What do you know already? I can grant you further knowledge

Apprentice Scribe Matolomew II

It does ring a bell. What do you know already? I can grant you further knowledge

Not much, I have heard it here and there; but it doesn't show up on the map. Same as Bartholoton. Perhaps it is some distant land? I think some books and diaries written by people from there are stored in the castle library

Sozu, Caythori Baron

Not much, I have heard it here and there; but it doesn't show up on the map. Same as Bartholoton. Perhaps it is some distant land? I think some books and diaries written by people from there are stored in the castle library

Interesting. I've heard of these, however, I do not know much. I shall read up on that.

Ooh I’m interested too

walks in

20:58

heads straight for the buffet

20:58

fills a sack with food

20:58

leaves

lmao

arrests

The Queen of Mindar

arrests

but they're already gone

but I have magic

The Queen of Mindar

but I have magic

SoRcErY

iM dEaD aNyWAyS wHaT cAN YOU dO aBOuT It

gets pulled back into the banquet hall by popo magics

21:01

ouch

arrests

21:01

@Guard Robert L. Bodwyn

Hold up

Come here

I have rights

Queen Bartholomew of Bartholoton

I have rights

What rights?

And isnt the banquet there for the guests? Im just taking some to go

meow

Ser Curtis of Caythor

meow

whatever the heck my pfp makes

do cats eat horse meat?

Ex-Sultan Soolet XIII

What rights?

the right to remain silent, the right for diplomatic immunity, and the right to recieve a mint on my guest bed pillow which I have yet to recieve btw

The Queen of Mindar

do cats eat horse meat?

neigh NEIGH NeIgH nEiGh silence meow

The Queen of Mindar

do cats eat horse meat?

Horses are not a cats natural prey, but they sure as hell will eat horse meat if offered to them

Ser Curtis of Caythor

Horses are not a cats natural prey, but they sure as hell will eat horse meat if offered to them

Isn't that kinda similar to how you can make chickens commit cannibalism?

Bitch sure let’s do it

Ser Curtis of Caythor

Horses are not a cats natural prey, but they sure as hell will eat horse meat if offered to them

Depends on the size of the cat I'd say

gives the cat some horse meat

Ex-Sultan Soolet XIII

Isn't that kinda similar to how you can make chickens commit cannibalism?

yes

(Don’t ask where it came from)

The Queen of Mindar

(Don’t ask where it came from)

Was it your knight's horse that died during that war from ages ago?

Ex-Sultan Soolet XIII

Was it your knight's horse that died during that war from ages ago?

Actually

21:05

It’s barts third horse ;)

Ex-Sultan Soolet XIII

Was it your knight's horse that died during that war from ages ago?

If so... damn, that's gonna be rotting by now and also you dug up a horse's grave just to feed a cat

21:05

If horses have graves (I think they do)

wait

21:06

looks at horses

21:06

WHERE DID FEDERICK III GO?!

Errr

What did you do to him?!

He’s just playing with the cat

21:06

Haha

21:06

Everything’s fine

The Queen of Mindar

He’s just playing with the cat

They are playing cat and mouse

Sure

But this time it's horse and cat

Yes.

21:07

All’s well

Hopefully the horse doesn't catch the cat

He better by home by 10 pm

Oh he won’t

21:08

He’s having too much fun

21:08

In the kitchen...

I am happy that he is having fun, but a cerfew is a cerfew, and i have to draw the line somewhere

Hopefully that kitchen doesn't get too messy...

21:09

Hopefully...

Do not worry

21:10

Our chefs and the maid take very good care of the horse

21:10

They love the horse so much

Wait... since when did chefs get training to look after a horse?

Oh he really shouldnt be hanging around chefs and maids, I dont want him to be indoctrinated in the ways of the peasantry

Bitch

21:11

Our chefs are top class

21:11

Unlike your class

Where is this sudden hostility coming from?!

The kitchen :)

Thats it, I am checking out the kitchen

The Queen of Mindar

Our chefs are top class

hmmm... but if I recall, in the feudal system, Knights are higher class than Peasants? Or is your class system slightly different?

storms off to the kitchen

There’s nothing in the kitchen actually

21:13

Ignore the ketchup stains!

21:13

Leila loves ketchup

(we should have a #kitchen)

(we should @Host )

thonk

1

(we should run)

Dinner will be served in 45 minutes

(I was preparing animations for the party my character was about to throw but i think it might become a funeral)

HEY

21:15

At least cook someone by the steak before I die

Cook yourself by the steak

Be quiet before the dinner table will have 3 bodies

The Queen of Mindar

At least cook someone by the steak before I die

Steak or Stake? Your choice

Ts, can you resend the message from castle grounds

18:20

So we can solve it

❓

The one that Bart supposedly solved

Or whatever the pleading tentacle + ts is kiss brofist is supposed to mena

Oh no, i didnt solve anything, I just told him a joke in emoji form

18:21

you wouldnt get it tho

what

Any ozzies in the chat? I made a very meat filled soup yesterday, and today to increase the amount of the leftovers, and also reduce the meat ratio, i added a mash of peas and potatoes. is anyone else reminded of a pie floater?

Man, all those people dying at the tourney was slightly annoying. But Federick III? I can't believe it.

23:41

It's terrible

23:41

I really need some beer

(edited)

Tourney-engineer Samuel

It's terrible

truly terrible, this world just isnt fair sometimes

Apprentice Scribe Matolomew II

(edited)

23:43

Time to get drunk

Let us drink away our sorrows

What would everyone like to drink

Whatever can drown our sorrows

ill take a black stallion please. do you know how to make that?

Leigh the Maid

What would everyone like to drink

I would like some hard liquer, i need it right now

23:48

any kind you have really

its a traditional drink from my region. may i offer everyone a black stallion?

Queen Bartholomew of Bartholoton

I would like some hard liquer, i need it right now

dont drink too much

Hugh of the Mystical Isles

its a traditional drink from my region. may i offer everyone a black stallion?

I will take you up on that offer

Archmage Vezian of the Arcaneum

dont drink too much

I shall try to be mindfull

i wont.

Queen Bartholomew of Bartholoton

I shall try to be mindfull

the carrots will come for you otherwise

Archmage Vezian of the Arcaneum

the carrots will come for you otherwise

No, not the calvins

Queen Bartholomew of Bartholoton

I would like some hard liquer, i need it right now

Coming right up

23:51

please no one be sick i don't want to clean it up

black stallion - pinch of salt, jagar, rum, a bit of oil, and filled the rest of the way with 99% moonshine. garnished with one of those little swords with a hardboiled egg on it which has been soaked in the moonshine for a week.

23:52

its tradition

well, pour me one of those too

of course! its a hard drink to turn down.

@Leigh the Maid do you have anything that Federick I and Federick II are allowed to drink?

Leigh the Maid

please no one be sick i don't want to clean it up

I'll help you

me too leigh, take a night off and celebrate with us! as mayor, i deem it a holiday!

what do you mean allowed?

Leigh the Maid

what do you mean allowed?

as in that it isnt harmfull for horses

oh i read the message wrong

00:11

I have uhhmmm.. hay?

00:12

i can make a fun shape out of it

thats fine

00:18

what kind of shape?

whatever you wish

Hugh of the Mystical Isles

black stallion - pinch of salt, jagar, rum, a bit of oil, and filled the rest of the way with 99% moonshine. garnished with one of those little swords with a hardboiled egg on it which has been soaked in the moonshine for a week.

I can't believe it's not death!

well... enough of it = death

01:24

so youre not totally wrong

@Host search the banquet hall

16:27

Was Robert in the banquet hall

16:27

Or any traces of Robert

You search the banquet Hall and find nothing. You try again, but you get spooked. "Who put another mirror in front of me!?" you exclaim.

16:28

How do I find clues

Robert's corpse was located on the southern tower stairwell

@Host I wish to search for a door that leads to the eastern tower.

(the eastern tower no longer exists)

16:37

Now we have #eastern-ruin

Duke Dristan Decima V̅I̅I̅I̅

@Host I wish to search for a door that leads to the eastern tower.

You notice the door is locked. The Area oddly smells like delicious Horse meat... I wonder how you know how Horse Meat smells like...

Because it is normal meat you can eat

16:40

Just like any other livestock

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