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@Holiday Makers you have been wagered by the devil, please ping Hosts with your action

Welcome to hell

Thanks Devil

What can I do for you today? Want to sacrifice your soul to protect your closest? Or do you want to sacrifice it to make your mortal enemy come suffer down here? Or do you want to use my infinite wisdom to reveal another?

I’m sorry devil, but I’m gonna do nothing

Ok Alpha trusts me enough 2 tell me he’s journalist

00:26

im pretty sure if he dies I’ll get the journal I think

00:26

Wait shit wrong chat oh well

@Holiday Makers You have received the wager

oh

23:18

hi there

23:21

@Host check krem

23:25

wait actually no

23:25

you didnt respond yet so i get to take that back

23:25

i wanna think more

Ok

23:27

Just delay the action next time

fair

Well, well, well. Look who we have here

it's me

Hello there, Jay

00:02

You want to sell your soll to the devil?

my what

Soul, my hellPhone has stupid autocorrect and I don't know how to turn it off

LMAO

00:03

soll isn't even a word why would it autocorrect to that

Let's do some business, yes?

sure sure

00:04

what's your proposal?

I had to put german autocorrect on, because I was talking to Adolf

i see

00:05

makes sense

Well then, you can sign this deal to sell your soul. In return, I will protect or kill a person of your choosing.

hmm

00:05

what if i want to check someone instead

Or you can ask for my infinite knowledge and I shall grant you one chance to expose someone's role

00:06

That is possible, allowed even

00:06

However, no deal with the Devil is free

00:07

There will be unforseen consequences, yet you mustn't worry about that... yet.

i know, i know, mx. devil

Very good

do you have any good check suggestions, or should i pull something out of my magic hat?

Have you decided yet?

00:08

Hm

00:08

Krem, Harp, Swurtle?

why those three?

Excluding us, there are 10 other players

00:09

They were the last to talk in the town square

i see

00:11

well, i can't argue with that!

My devilish ass is too lazy to do research, I just let my demon do my work for me

i would do the same, don't worry

Yeah, my job is to wager people and get them to kill people, not think

of course of course

Who will we be checking? So I know to make a contract

well, i'm still thinking. maybe krem though. i could go for krem.

If that is your wish, then I shall grant it

yes, let's go for krem! @Host

The wagered, Jay Shapechange, requests a one time use of the eternal and allknowing knowledge of his evil majesty, the Devil, to reveal a friend or foe. Signed:

00:18

This is the part where you cut your finger and place it on the end of this legally binding contract

i'm not super fond of knives, can you magically induce a nosebleed or something?

Sigh, yeah that would work too

00:22

Skadiddle skadoodle, here's a hot anime waifu, get a nosebleed you noodle

00:23

Now sign here, thanks

cool! will do

Thanks, pleasure doing business with you!

00:24

Here's my business card

00:24

Just say you want to do a devilish lick and I will contact you once more

thank you for the offer, i'll keep that in mind

oh, and whilst we wait, i should advise you discipline your demon. they aren't very good at research

00:40

leila talked more recently than swurtle did

The demon in question has been punished accordingly already

good good

00:44

would hate for the underlings to get out of hand

10 years of eating nothing but popcorn kernels

quite the punishment

00:44

isn't that a little too far?

Should anyone try to defy me, I will force them to watch teletubbies for the next 50 years

oh wow

00:45

well

00:45

consider me impressed

No, it's actually a lesser punishment down here

oh really?

Yeah, we also have torture

00:45

The CnB kind

cognitive and behavioural?

Yes!

00:47

We also have self human centipeding, snake of ouroboros style

00:47

And being forced to read through badly written fanfictions of people who think they are wolves

HKGJGKD

I am a very merciless ruler

i can tell

00:50

it's very awe-inspiring

That makes me feel something inside, a wierd feeling

oh?

I can't describe it

01:00

Your subservience, your futile attempts at sucking up to me, it's flattering

i always aim to please

so, mx devil

01:43

since I've been sooooo pleasing and everything

01:44

i don't suppose there's any chance of you using a soul to protect alpha tonight?

Well, sell your soul and we'll see what I can do

02:22

I wish to remain neutral for now

my issue here is that i reallyyyyy wanna make sure this check goes through

Don't really want to claim to the mayor

i mean considering your role that's fair

02:24

but remember not claiming will make you more sus!

Yeah I know

02:26

Will claim after I take my well deserved rest

good good

Being a hellish businessdevil is brutally taxing

02:26

Worst punishment down here

02:27

I'm off to get my rest now

oh i can imagine

02:27

sleep well

You should too, it is night for you after all

indeed it is

02:28

and i shall

i tell you what.... if you aren't yet asleep, if you see this and protect alpha, i guarantee I'll sell my soul tomorrow night.

02:40

anyway goodnight mx devil!

Checking @Pool side Krem

09:10

@Pool side Krem is a citizen

Oh

10:52

I just woke up from my slumber

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