Werewolves Revamped - bartender

Bartender

15:41

I need a drink

tender of bars

I need a drink 2 help me get through work

chicken tender

whats the special here

battery acid

delicious

lmao

16:20

HI BARTENDER

16:48

Oh you're finally alive I'm SO HAPPY

16:48

AND SO HUNGRY

16:48

BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHO THE CHEF IS AND EVERYONE IS AVOIDING THIS QUESTION

Can I buy something

16:49

I have lots of mula

16:49

I can pay you via stocks

lol

I didn't order yet

16:51

Why the hell are you pouring liquid

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NO

16:52

CAN YOU

16:52

LIKE

16:52

DO YOU TAKE ORDERS

...

Zombies don't eat

meow

I'm NOT a zombie >:(

The other advantage of the necromancy department

16:54

No need to feed employees

@Katy from Komputers Can I order one of your komputers

16:55

I'm ordering some food

16:55

This bartender is creepy and crap

meow

>:(

16:55

Why is THIS PERSON working in the komputer department

16:56

I want a computer PLEASEEE

16:56

I don't fucking know what you eat but I'll give you bacon

Shoves computer of the table into your bag

YE

16:56

S

16:56

TY

Are u tryna figure out who the Bart ender is

I can finally order something edible

16:57

No I am not trying to find out the bartender

16:57

But I am trying to sue this bartender

16:58

I'm going to file a formal complaint

Do you not remember the game where the bartender made up with Bart?

16:58

The bartender no longer is a Bart ender

this is the tavern

17:03

hi tavern

oh no

Double Data Dropper: Oh wow the bartender can actually talk to us

That's noce

Test Supervisor: The Bartender needs to remain hidden for now as the Alcoholic relies on the Bartender surviving

Fire the alcoholic and the bartender please

17:59

Why are you allowing an alcoholic on the job anyways

they dont have a job I assume

18:00

probably broke into this place and is pretending to be an employee

Ah

18:00

Test Subject Caretaker: Why do we have a private bar, at work? like surly drinking and working is not safe???

I don't think the bartender makes alcoholic drinks

18:05

The alcoholic just ate some alcohol pills

you can drink after work

you can drink your work at this rate

WAIT

21:05

Come back

why would you come back XD

I need food

Could I have some battery acid please?

COOreo: Have you tried the Queen’s place?

21:08

Chemical waste incoming

21:08

COOreo: :Glitched_Thonk:

Tysm

21:08

chugs

One glass of chemical effluent on the ro glitch

error error rebooting rebooted on the rocks

21:09

And by rocks I mean chemically pure hydrogen chloride crystals

THOSE AREN'T ROCKS

I love rocks

i study rocks

21:11

I lick rocks

I throw rocks in your face

Rogue AI: ice is a rock

and water is lava

You want to lick pure nitrogen sulphate crystals?

Aren't only salts rocks?

And lava is wet

yes

lava is not wet :(((((

21:12

but actually it can be

prove it

Let’s do an experiment then

Some lava is more than 50% water

The scientist can go into some lava

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetting

Wetting

Wetting is the ability of a liquid to maintain contact with a solid surface, resulting from intermolecular interactions when the two are brought together. This happens in presence of a gaseous phase or another liquid phase not miscible with the first one. The degree of wetting (wettability) is determined by a force balance between adhesive and c...

imma do a marketing campaign that says we proved lava is wet

No please

21:12

You’re already useless enough

you are nothing without me

I can sell my stocks very well without you

21:13

Thank you very much

COOreo: I mean isn’t your stance third down in the hierarchy?

no idea

I’ve frankly never heard of a CMO

i'm a chief so i get a seat on the board

21:14

so i'm like

Yea

high up somewhere

But CEO is head

Phantom phrom Phinance: CMO is chronologically modified octopi

COO is second in command

21:14

Lmao

21:15

He’s just Chief Mat Officer

officer of Mat'S

21:15

Mat(o)

Sounds about right. We tend to have too many Mats

we have a Matketing department

Can I make a move to change that?

no <3

Let me rephrase

21:16

I’m making a move to change that

no <3

I’m forcing a move to kill that

@CMatO I overrule you, lmao

no <3 i deccline :)

You can’t

where bartender

Only person above me in the hierarchy is the CEO

am thirsty

You can decline your worker rights <3

i ignore your rank

21:17

my goals are beyond your understanding

You’re very late and very stupid

Sure but not without a lawsuit :Glitched_Joy:

Sorry I already chugged my battery acid, or I would give you some of it :(

as per my contract, you cant sue me

I wrote that contract and I remember stating I can

in other words, the firm covers all costs and lawsuits

21:18

so basically, you're suing the firm

Enough mato

infinite money glitch

Go back to your cell

no

This man doesn’t get it, does he?

no

Lmao

Don’t worry our test subject gets a bit defensive sometimes

21:19

He loves marketing

anyways, did you fleshbags also get a chip installed when you joined or was it just me?

what

Hmm….

21:19

I see

Bartender is sleeping. And he served me a melted face with blood on top

MARKETING! I MUST MARKET! STONKS! ADVERTISEMENTS! tools_glitched

Go back to your cell before I’m going to make the vents your new cell

I'm in your vents, you can't stop me now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH mArKeTiNg

You know ethan put liquid nitrogen in the vents right

Thankfully my cell doesn't have vents or windows :D

We installed a window in all cells

21:23

It’s called stalking because cameras just don’t work

Wait is it a one-way-window?

Ha I get to walk around atleast

wtf

21:25

scam

ikr

21:25

There's no trained chefs here

21:25

Ethan's a trained idiot

No he is a robot

And an idiot

import system_data;
get IQ;
print IQ

IQ is impossible I am a robot