Werewolves Revamped - town

Town Square

This is the town square! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game.

let's go gamers

First

factually incorrect

lessgooo

hello

15:28

does anyone know if my internship is paid or unpaid

unpaid

First cuz im first

Is it day or night right now?

Its afternoon

Yeah nevermind I see

CMatO

unpaid

of course im working 4 free

gaming

Hello CEO

gayming

KILL THE CEO! DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!

15:29

/j

Dicktatortotsheep

also so what type of company is this and what r we even testing

hello

HELLO

a

b

hey phantom how are our stocks looking

y is our name not randomized string of letters and numbers

Analyse some Data and report your findings

bye bye

15:34

not glitched enough

My phinace is PRIVATE INFORMATION

stonks

Wigglitch wolves revamped

Phantom, we need the finance infos for marketing

simply lie

15:34

that's all marketing is

CMatO

Phantom, we need the finance infos for marketing

*Phinace

15:34

**Phinance

yes but i need data for reasons

15:35

sorry, Phinance

gaming

Bard [Townsfolk Miscellaneous]

Basics

Throughout the game, all abilities used on the Bard will be narrated to everyone in story time.

Details

All abilities used throughout a phase are narrated at the end of the phase. If the Bard changes roles, abilities are no longer narrated, however the role change is still narrated. The narrated info only reveals the ability type and not the role who used the ability. Further details are also not revealed (e.g. if a tanner disguises the Bard, it is narrated that the Bard was disguised, however the applied disguise is not revealed, nor is which role disguised the Bard). The following general ability types exist for Bard: “attacked”, “investigated”, “disguised”, “killed”, “targeted”, “protected”, “manipulated” and

and

15:35

and

6

and

should i give myself a themed icon for this game

yes

AND.

and

Bard description should be fixed now

Bard [Townsfolk Miscellaneous]

Basics

Throughout the game, all abilities used on the Bard will be narrated to everyone in story time.

Details

All abilities used throughout a phase are narrated at the end of the phase. If the Bard changes roles, abilities are no longer narrated, however the role change is still narrated. The narrated info only reveals the ability type and not the role who used the ability. Further details are also not revealed (e.g. if a tanner disguises the Bard, it is narrated that the Bard was disguised, however the applied disguise is not revealed, nor is which role disguised the Bard). The following general ability types exist for Bard: “attacked”, “investigated”, “disguised”, “killed”, “targeted”, “protected”, “manipulated” and “changed role”. Abilities that do not fall under one of these categories (e.g. Flute Player's enchant or Hooker's sleeping) are directly revealed. Abilities used on the Bard while they are dead are not narrated. Lynches and Elections are not narrated.

Ohkay

Test Supervisor

Bard description should be fixed now

but and

and...

and

and has been cancelled

15:39

HR normally does such things

15:39

smh

yeah harp do a better job

cringe

heehoo

glitchin

it looks so stupid which is why i picked it

my pfp is glitched to dance

15:46

forever dancing

oh thats funny as shit

15:46

he wiggle

wigglitching

@Field Scientist idk if it's new but i just saw ur banner

i dont have nitro ;-;

i'm not at that season yet but i've watched the clip

IT'S SO GOOD

peak tv

15:47

IKR

his money dont jiggle jiggle it fold he likes when he wiggle wiggle fo sho

BAHAHAHA

I wish to pour orange fanta on the servers

Fanta is strictly not allowed beyond the yellow line

15:53

Only I can have phanta

Double Data Dropper

I wish to pour orange fanta on the servers

Judging from the noises they are making it looks like someone might have already

damn

Who allowed werewovlves in wiggle industries

15:57

And a cult

15:58

And a literal bar

dont complain about the bar

cult are probably two people who really love linux

its free

town_square -> office_space tavern -> kitchen / bar

An alcoholic too

y are there also horsemen at the bar as well

I bet someone's getting paid minimum wage

no, our interns don't get paid

woo free labor....

WHO BROUGHT THEIR HORSES INTO THIS GODDAMN FACILITY

i love working 4 free

Very Important CEO

WHO BROUGHT THEIR HORSES INTO THIS GODDAMN FACILITY

Maybe it's the mounted police, who knows

petition to call the horsemen the horsepack

Either that or time travellers

Very Important CEO

WHO BROUGHT THEIR HORSES INTO THIS GODDAMN FACILITY

WHY CARE ABOUT SOME CUTE HORSES WHEN THERE'S LITERAL WEREWOLVES IN THE FACILITY

16:01

WHO IS THE SECURITY GUARD

luffy

oh no we're doomed

16:01

JK LUFFY

LMAO

Swurtle was the last one so I blame her for hiring Luffy to replace her

ALSO WHO BRINGS IN 2 CULT MEMBERS INTO THIS RANDOM FACILITY

Luffy getting all the pressure

we shouldnt judge on what activities people do outside of their work hours

16:02

but bringing horses into the facility is taking it too far

Double Data Dropper

Swurtle was the last one so I blame her for hiring Luffy to replace her

wdym i got demoted to an intern if that's the case

you did

did anyone take Swurtle's Gun, Pepperspray, Keys and Keycards?

yes

Increase the security now before I will call the government

Phantom the undercover IRS Agent

I'm not sure what I'm testing but it would seem it didn't got well

she got demoted so she doesnt have permission to carry those items anymore

Why not pepper spray???

16:04

I spray that in my lunch

16:04

Adds flavor

Sounds delicious

for the last time, pepper spray doesnt contain actual pepper

lies

but dont i need keycard to enter and exit the company

Let's do an experiment then, maybe I can use my pepper spray on your lunch

i never said my lunch needed pepper

@ Scientist A, can you test wether normal Pepper or Pepperspray Pepper taste better?

Intern 46

but dont i need keycard to enter and exit the company

no, we let you in through the window

Petition to make everyone security guards

Bet

I don't want to be a security guard Glitched_PensiveBread

You're a supervisor anyways

i'm practically a security guard, i can knock people out with my extendable measuring sticks

Same thing

Hey Mato, how much for the ad spot?

And why are we literally understaffed yet we're still hiring VENT MAINTAINENCE OFFICERS???

They need to be maintained

Phantom phrom Phinance

And why are we literally understaffed yet we're still hiring VENT MAINTAINENCE OFFICERS???

Hey I didn't ask for your opinion

I am not a security guard

And so do these pesky werewolevs

This is a very serious job

Vent Maintenance Officer

Hey Mato, how much for the ad spot?

uhhhhh threefiddy

I don't think I get paid enough to afford that

Phantom phrom Phinance

And why are we literally understaffed yet we're still hiring VENT MAINTAINENCE OFFICERS???

we have a complicated labyrinth of vents

Phantom phrom Phinance

And why are we literally understaffed yet we're still hiring VENT MAINTAINENCE OFFICERS???

we're not understaffed

We could test what happens if we don't maintain the vents! Glitched_Smile

we take vent maintenance very seriously in the establishment

Very Important CEO

we're not understaffed

Ah yes one of the best companies in miller's whatever only has 20 ish employees

Test Supervisor

We could test what happens if we don't maintain the vents! Glitched_Smile

As long as I get paid I'm down

CMatO

we have a complicated labyrinth of vents

Has the company not learned enough lessons from among us thonk

Actually, you should pay me extra for collaborating in the test

Phantom phrom Phinance

Ah yes one of the best companies in miller's whatever only has 20 ish employees

we're perfectly staffed

it's a startup

I've been testing what happens if I cut a few random cables in the ai server room

Phantom phrom Phinance

Has the company not learned enough lessons from among us thonk

no we studied half life and fnaf, the more complicated the vents, the better

and the only company

the other 44 interns are in vacation

I think it went well

seems so

16:12

maybe it cut the cable to the pc that had the schedules in it

CMatO

no we studied half life and fnaf, the more complicated the vents, the better

You know, it was hard to get rid of the brain crabs

Haven't noticed any AIs act up Glitched_Smile

because i sure as hell didnt give those 44 other interns days off

You could have gotten inspiration from elsewhere

Test Supervisor

Haven't noticed any AIs act up Glitched_Smile

read that as Al like the name

16:13

we have many people named al it seems

Anyway what AIs do we have anyway?

16:14

Are some employees secretly AIs to cut costs? Glitched_Thonk

we uh

16:14

we cannot say

16:14

for legal purposes

Well I'm definitely a real person Glitched_SweatSmile

Very Important CEO

the other 44 interns are in vacation

i see nick and i r just doing everything then

yes

i have already tasked both interns with doing unpaid work

good

Make them do unpaid overtime too

feel free to give them more urgent work

That cuts costs

indeed it will

16:16

great idea

Oh, so that's why they enter through the window? Too cool for contracts?

my dms r open to whatever u need me 2 do

they enter theough the window because the doors are locked

16:17

apparently someone "cut the cable" and we're "locked in here"

Interns aren't good enough for doors anyway

huh

I wonder who would cut cables?

Test Supervisor

Interns aren't good enough for doors anyway

would cost too much for them to get their own keys

I know it wasn't me

good thing i have private access to the heli deck

16:17

on my private ceo tower

16:18

nvm the door is locked too

What are doors?

we don't need doors, we have vents

doesnt matter, we've got windows

I'm pretty sure the vents must connect to outdoors... somewhere?

16:18

If you'd like to find out be my guest

Sounds like that may damage the vents

I wouldn't think so, but it may damage whoever goes in them

Awesome

sounds like their problem

16:22

the company will not cover the hospital bill

get the subjects to test the vents

we have the vent maintenance officer for that (edited)

16:23

@Vent Maintenance Officer you may use interns or test subjects for vent maintenance

Yeah, they uh

16:23

work

give them some unpaid overtime please

You know, there were a few more interns here...

16:23

A few hours ago?

should be fine

I wouldn't worry about it though

theyre unpaid anyways

16:24

doesnt cost us a cent if people mysteriously disappear

wow abuse of power

we call this budget cuts :)

More like slavery

I like that this company has a necromancy department

Phantom, we pay you off to not snitch to the IRS

Pack tanner is ew

both of us aren't morally good people

Fine :)

Feed-o-matic V0.01

I like that this company has a necromancy department

dying on the job costs money yknow

Feed-o-matic V0.01

I like that this company has a necromancy department

is marten even gonna be active as spectating as host lmao

Head of Security

Pack tanner is ew

We can all agree on that

Is Mato the CMO?

16:30

What does that stand for

chief marketing officer?

marketing boss

16:30

yes

Who's the COO tho

16:31

Oh oreo

16:31

Lol

chief operating officer

anyways, while speaking to one of the interns, i realised that zombies aren't people and therefore require no pay

Oh that's convenient

thats why we have a department of necromancy

That's the CFO's decision tho

theres no cfo tho in this company

BTW has anyone noticed that our firewall is saying "help me"? Should we be concerned?

no

nothing is wrong

no

everything is fine :)

i might've installed some viruses while trying to get 10000000 coins in candy crush

16:33

but as others have said

16:33

no

Company can sue you for that

16:34

So that's good

Delete your candy crush and we'll be more fine

and we will

Nobody likes candy crush

pfff, the company won't sue me

what are you a middle aged mum

i do the marketing around here

Let employees install virus, then sue them, profit

sometimes

Why are we marketing our stocks

16:34

Mato should be fired for being useless and playing candy crush

i can sue you and i will

16:35

more money for me

due to the clause §69 of my contract, if anyone sues me, the company will pay

i mean

16:35

the company

Do we have a legal department?

more money for the company

16:35

yes, its me

Ah

mario

Efficient

company sues itself, infinite money glitch

:o

i can sue you and get you fired

you won't tho :)

a lawyer is expensive tho

16:36

im cutting your pay

company pays for all law related expenses

might demote you

16:36

i'll see

you can't, my contract prohibits it

Very Important CEO

a lawyer is expensive tho

represent yourself, duh

that's how i'm allowed to do all the illegal marketing techniques that bring in all the money and customers

Hire employees, make them work overtime, don't pay them, sue them, eliminate them, repeat

thatd would mean id have to go to court and that would mean im not working at that time

16:37

we'll make losses

that's how our pyramid scheme survives

omg we should start an mlm

Test Supervisor

Hire employees, make them work overtime, don't pay them, sue them, eliminate them, repeat

What does "eliminating" someone imply in this context?

Due to legal reasons I cannot elaborate

dont worry about it

Epic

It's a well tested process that benefits the company

Test Supervisor

Hire employees, make them work overtime, don't pay them, sue them, eliminate them, repeat

resurrect them*

Who's the resurrector???

16:39

Exactly

Field Scientist

omg we should start an mlm

nick is working on creating one

Phantom phrom Phinance

Who's the resurrector???

thatd be our department of necromancy

16:40

If deaths are such a problem that we need a department of necromancy, stop letting these security guards go on vacation

Necromancy is cheaper than security, everyone knows this

16:41

How can you be working in finance smh

Necromancy is cheaper than a lawsuit and an OSHA visit

Vent Maintenance Officer

How can you be working in finance smh

*PHINANCE

Important distinction

Where's our chef

16:43

btw

smh all these people not knowing we have a PHINANCE Department smh

I just realized

does hr just deny everything that comes 2 them

blatant bullshit and insane amount of luck

Phantom phrom Phinance

*PHINANCE

oh, my mistake

16:45

How many φM$ did we make this quarter?

i can tell you some marketing numbers

16:46

we gon 1,2 million new users

USERS???

tik tok?

CMatO

i can tell you some marketing numbers

Is 17 one of them?

all of our interns were forced to join

Vent Maintenance Officer

Is 17 one of them?

i h a v e b e e n s u m m o n e d

hello

Hi leila

lambdaboo

Lambda

hello

Hi!

SUBJECT

hello test sumject!

Ayo

???

What happened to the other test subjects between me and Lambda?

JANITOR???

A rare appearance by janitor

Subject Alpha

What happened to the other test subjects between me and Lambda?

nothing you need to worry about

Gulp

17:21

What are we testing anyways?

Stocks

I've been just drinking this stuff here

...

17:22

Well that's no surprise

17:22

Our bartender sucks

Subject Alpha

What are we testing anyways?

no idea what you people in the sublevels do, neither what anyone else does. i just do MLMs

This is a peaceful company

Sounds reasonable

What has this become

17:24

We have a literal test subject but still no chef

yeah sorry our chef had an error

ERROR???

17:24

I WANT FOOD

he was a robot

Can I be chef and use the stuffs that you give me to test?

and he had an error

17:24

and now he is an error

have you tried hitting it?

Subject Alpha

Can I be chef and use the stuffs that you give me to test?

You'll just become the worse bartender

unfortunately i am an AI and have no limbs

Excuses

I'll put your soul in the janitor's

17:25

We don't need a janitor

did the chef at least make some hors d'errors

We need a CHEF

ask him

17:25

@Feed-o-matic V0.01 did you make any hors d'errors

HUH

17:26

Bring him back now >:(

17:26

We'll starve

17:26

Werewolves can eat corpses but we can't

Have you tried?

Have you tried?

17:27

Exactly

No, I don't think I have. Gotta ask the chef about the weird food that I receive

THERE IS NO CHEF

17:28

THAT'S THE PROBLEM

Syntax error

What about the bartender

Please read output log (server description)

The bartender should be fired and killed

Seems like a bad investment

The bartender sucks so much they have to be hidden

Please read output log (server about me)

/reboot

Command error, wrong prefix

17:30

Prefix is

NOOO, I don't have Nitro ;-;

17:31

THIS EMOJI EXISTS

17:31

WOW

17:31

Unrecognised character [ glitch

]

Were is the plug? (edited)

17:32

Wow no glitchrd emojis in here

Unit has no plug, powersource is a micro Radioisotope thermoelectric generator

At this rate it's more effective to just make the janitor a chef

Only 1

Does anyone have money

17:33

Like idk the company's salary

17:33

I only get paid stocks

17:33

But food delivery doesn't accept stocks

Currency is against company policy

Disappointing

I ~~am forced~~ love to work here for free, so sadly no :/

Physical currency is a waste of flesh units' time

#freethetestsubjectsandburntheventstoobecauseamogus

Do you support Dogecoin=

17:34

?

Error unit is out of source material for food production

Copyright coins are

17:35

Phinance is the real coin

Switching to backup source material

What you got?

I have stocks

17:35

I don't think a test subject needs stocks

Searching database for least productive employee

that's you

Employee found

Go make me a pizza

Searching for @Phantom phrom Phinance

>:(

17:35

Hey I protect this company's secrets from the FBI

17:35

Would you like me leaking anything?

Error syntax error

17:36

Please read output log

Bonujour

Error please read output log

Wow I haven’t spoke. On a discord server in like forever

Hi! What did you give me in the drink again?

(just read the fucking output log)

Scientist A

Wow I haven’t spoke. On a discord server in like forever

SNIVY

17:37

MY FRIEND

17:37

Hellooo phantom

What does this company make anyways thonk

Me

We have marketing we have test subjects we have vent cleaners we have scientists

They make me

17:38

They prioritise in me

17:38

I am everything

Stocks for life

Why am I scientist A

Krem is scientist F

17:39

Between A-F there's... a few...

17:39

Yeah I'm not spoiling anything :)

Wow

17:39

I should be the one and only

Hi scientist A

field scientists are superior

Hello fluffy head of security

I thought you didn't know what happened down here? This is noted for the court case

Field Scientist

field scientists are superior

This workplace environment is so toxic there's no fields anyways

17:40

You're just Scientist F

17:40

Because F

I want to be scientist.

Kill krem then :)

Phantom phrom Phinance

This workplace environment is so toxic there's no fields anyways

i can work perfectly well in collapsed tailings dams and toxic swamps <3

Jayanna gets to be janitor

The janitor is a very useless job

Not janitor A just janitor

At least the vent cleaner can burn the vents

Atleast she doesn’t have an A

Because we don't NEED further janitors

Scientist A

Atleast she doesn’t have an A

A from Ace, probably

The other janitors are in... "vacation"

Head of Security

A from Ace, probably

Probably

Field Scientist

i can work perfectly well in collapsed tailings dams and toxic swamps <3

That's just like saying you can be a chef with no ingredients

17:42

No fields here :)

Please contact IT support this unit has crashed for the 48,539th time

K

Hello fellow Wiggle Industries employees

WHAT

17:43

CARETAKER

17:43

We only have ONE test subject why does alpha get such good treatment

You are so excited Phantom XD

Test Subject Caretaker

Hello fellow Wiggle Industries employees

Hi o/ I have several complaints

Phantom phrom Phinance

We only have ONE test subject why does alpha get such good treatment

We have two! Don't forget Lambda ;-;

Same thing

17:46

Hey @Random Bystander can you like call the police??? We're all starving here and you're doing nothing

@Subject Alpha please investigate the syntax error

17:46

You have been designated

17:46

Backup routines engaged

More like useless routines engaged

UHM

Phantom phrom Phinance

Hey @Random Bystander can you like call the police??? We're all starving here and you're doing nothing

I am calling now

Thanks

You say useless but you refuse to fix the syntax error

I WORK IN PHINANCE

Check output log (about me)

https://tenor.com/view/realkimroro-police-gif-23236998 (edited)

~~url~~

Phantom phrom Phinance

I WORK IN PHINANCE

This unit contains the instructions to fix it

I WORK IN PHINANCE

17:48

Go ask your AI

/set for <:ERROR:> (name=Chef)

The police is coming :)

Please check syntax error

/Run Comedy.exe

Subject Alpha

/Run Comedy.exe

Wrong output log

17:50

Check server specific output log

What a talkative line of code

What a useless line of code

/stop

This is the unit speaking sentient code from the ai has caused a syntax error

/set Bread

Should probably just delete it

Please do

yeah

Subject Alpha

/set Bread

Output set to bread

@Firewall Lynchtime

New output lets go

ooh

Error no source material

/set useful

/set bred

/set useful

Syntax Error in line 5726

>:(

Pirnt("sufficient source material located") (edited)

Delete line 5726 please

NO

17:54

Undo

17:54

Undo

Please fix code

NO NOT THE LETTER SWAP

Please be useful

Software developer was an idiot

Well THERE'S NO SOFTWARE DEVELOPER

/change line 5726 <Print("Sufficient source material located.">

Someone made them go to vacation

Maybe it's @Test Supervisor

Software developer was terminated by glitch

on date

Subject Alpha

/change line 5726 <Print("Sufficient source material located.">

Change accepted

17:55

Error unnecessary use of <>

17:56

This unit's source code is .py

Subject Alpha

/change line 5726 <Print("Sufficient source material located.">

That's a syntax error u forgot a right bracket

I haven't coded in python for 3 years

Head of Security

That's a syntax error u forgot a right bracket

Thank you!

17:56

change line 5726 Print("Sufficient source material located.")

print("can we just get some food")

Subject Alpha

change line 5726 Print("Sufficient source material located.")

Command accepted

17:57

Rebooting

Lets go!!!

Don't get your hopes up

17:59

Instead, get yourself down the basement to Test Lab A

Errors fixed

OH

YO

OH

OOO

This unit requires Corpse

Wow.

HMMMMM

Looks at the CEO

:I

Is the program still in alpha or already in beta?

Check settings

Subject Alpha

Is the program still in alpha or already in beta?

Unit program has value Delta

Uh