Werewolves Revamped - story

Day 0 | It's a Beautiful Morning! Welcome to Wiggle Industries, Millers' Hollow's biggest and best company! Whether you're a new hire, a long-term employee, or have been trapped in a cell for the past seven months, we're grateful to have you here. A quick quality of life notice: the Artificial Intelligence servers are currently under maintenance! Please don't interrupt the work, our servers are very vulnerable at this time and we wouldn't want any issues. Thank you for your obedience! @Company Employee

Night 1 | Some Shit Happens! Greetings, emp glitch

oyees. Some of you may be aware of the issues we've been having with our Feed-o-matic recently. Don't worry! All is well. The AI (me) is back onl glitch

ne and working as expected. The m glitch

intenance was entirely successful. Have a g glitch

eat evening and ignore the locked doors! @Company Employee

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D1 | Panic Amongst the Humans I watched as panic started spreading through the @Company Employees. As the @Company Pet Turtle, being locked in an enclosed space was not a new experience to me. "Well, you got what was coming to you", I thought, "hopefully they like the taste of their own medecine." They should try living like this everyday. The @Company Employees all wanted to leave, but the @Reset AI kept assuring them that everything was okay and that the doors would open in the morning. Grumpily, people started gathering various things to sleep, as they realized they inevitably had to stay the night. Luckily for them, Wiggle Industries was known for treating their employees well, and, to no surprise, I found out that they had mattresses and more stored in one of the @Janitor's supply closet. On another note, one skill I acquired by being stuck in my tank all day was attention to detail. When you're stuck behind glass walls all day and night, you start paying attention to the smallest things, else you might just die of boredom. Early on, I noticed that @Phantom phrom Phinance was missing. Nobody else seemed to notice it amongst the @Company Employees. Typical humans, never noticing anyone but themselves. However, the humans seemed to console in the fact that today was the 10th day of the month. A special day in Wiggle Industries tradition, where all @Company Employees gather around and find out who did the best job at human things in the last month. They call it @Employee of the Month (> 15) or something similar. They should really start giving out an award for the best company pet. I deserve it. - excerpt from "A Turtle's Guide to the Corporate-Universe: Why Are Humans Like This?", 10th November 2022. @Phantom phrom Phinance died. (edited)

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Night 2 | Fucking Murder Or Some Shit Greetings, employees. Please continue not worrying about anyt glitch

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rything is fine and also working as expected and also I am f glitch

ne (and working as expected). Don't bother checking if the doors are still locked because we need you all to do unpaid overtime anyway. Except @COOreo. Don't worry about him. He's ju glitch

t hanging out in the server room with me. He's fine. On an equally as happy an glitch

fine note, @Field Scientist has won @Employee of the Month (> 15)! This is b glitch

cause he did the most unpaid overtime. If you w glitch

nt to win next month, make sure to do lots of unpai glitch

overtime! Have a great evening! @Company Employee

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Burgers for dinner totally not made of human f f flesh

@Company Employee greetings my fellow coworkers and welcome to my 'i'm the best employee' party! i brought vol-au-vents. claim to me. or don't! i'm not your dad, i'm just better than all of you. also reads message scrawled on hand in sharpie Ts wants heralds to claim to him and tell him their results! but don't tell anyone else!

@Company Employee oh yeah, i've you've been doomed lmk privately, ty <3

D2 | Something Went Wrong in the Test Lab With the promise of being named Employee of the Month for doing unpaid overtime, the @Company Employees immediately got to work. What a bunch of no-lifers. It seems that the panic about closed doors seemingly evaporated. Perhaps they are being brain-washed in some way. You never know with these humans. I overheard some gossip near my tank about the @Test Supervisor and the @Test Subject Caretaker missing. Apparently there was an incident at the testing facilities. How interesting! The humans seemed rather concerned about their well-being, though. "You can't spell empathetic without pathetic", I whispered under my breath. I also noticed how @Double Data Dropper was missing too, but no-one else seemed to really notice or care. Notably, though, the @Company Employee suddenly wanted a @Treasurer to look over finances and make sure everyone was paid their due, locked in or not. Money-driven creatures, all of them. With @Phantom phrom Phinance gone, it made sense. None of the other @Company Employees knew enough about finances to be perfect for the job, so they decided to pick an arbitrary person. On a completely unrelated note, the @Janitor was sweeping the floor when he swept up a note saying A Bard was killed. & another that said A Bard was investigated. What's a Bard? Must be some weird human lingo. Perhaps it's short for bardolater, in which case their death would be a net positive. The @Janitor ended up throwing the note away without reading it. They should really be more observant. - excerpt from "A Turtle's Guide to the Corperate-Universe: Why Are Humans Like This?", 11th November 2022 @Test Supervisor, @Test Subject Caretaker & @Double Data Dropper have died. A Bard was killed. A Bard was investigated. (edited)

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Night 3 | A Month of Overtime! Greet glitch

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cessively humourous joke. Have a grea glitch

evening! @Company Employee

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@Company Employee just a reminder that if you get doomed tell me privately thanks and goodnight <3

D3 | Cult-Like Behaviors As much as the @Company Employee simpletons at Wiggle Industries enjoyed overtime, one month of overtime sounded like too much. Even to them. The issue wasn't their families, of course. Losers like them would never get laid. Ahem, anyways...where was I? Oh right, panic started anew. Some dampened conversations I overheard suggested something fishy going on. Futhering this sense of panic was the fact that @Field Scientist, the beloved @Employee of the Month (> 15) and @Treasurer disappeared. Of course @Random Bystander and @Jean (Data Analyser) disappeared, yet they were hardly as relevant. One of my observations of studying the @Company Employee species, I've come to the scientific discovery that only the @Employee of the Month (> 15) bears any importance within the corporate world. This also means that as soon as the @Employee of the Month (<= 15) position becomes vacant, there is a fierce competition to fill it. Instead of panicking, the @Company Employees decided to do their best at overtime for a chance of receiving the honorary title. Some of these human traditions are quite cult-like, however it isn't surprising considering species of this... ~~low intelligence~~ caliber. - excerpt from "A Turtle's Guide to the Corperate-Universe: Why Are Humans Like This?", 12th November 2022 @Field Scientist, @Jean (Data Analyser) & @Random Bystander have died. (edited)

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Night 4 | Fierce Competition Greetings employees! I am delighted to announ glitch

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of red wine. Have a great evening! @Company Employee (edited)

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D4 | I'm Running Out of Fucks to Give By now all the @Company Employees had concluded that the AI was corrupted. A @Janitor as @Employee of the Month (<= 15)? This idea seemed incredulous to them. Not to me, though. The @Janitor has always been the only one to give me food in my tank. This is probably the closest I'll get to be named @Employee of the Month (<= 15), so I can't complain! @Subject Alpha seems to have had developed an infection over the past couple of days and finally succumbed to it over the night. Something shady has to be going on in those test chambers, especially after the @Test Supervisor disappeared recently... Additionally, the @Very Important CEO announced that they were going on a business trip and not to be alarmed of their indefinite absence over the speakers. Weirdly, they sounded panicked, as if they were being held at gunpoint while saying the announcement. Hmm. But I don't really need to dwell on that, as long as I'm being fed, the disappearance of the @Company Employees is actually doing me a favor. I prefer the office space nice and quiet anyways. Oh, and another thing I overheard this dawn was that they need a @Treasurer to monitor the income produced by all the overtime, or something. Honestly, finance puts me to sleep. - excerpt from "A Turtle's Guide to the Corperate-Universe: Why Are Humans Like This?", 13th November 2022 @Very Important CEO & @Subject Alpha have died.

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Night 5 | Restoring the Finances Greetings, employees! Contrary to a certa glitch

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our that there is something shady going on in our te glitch

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ly fine. Just ask our new treasurer @Intern 17 (congratulations on the promotion) - ev glitch

rything adds up! To prove this to our critics, we've sent @Subject Lambda off to do a s glitch

ries of press conferences, so don't be sur glitch

rised if

ou don't see her around. Have a great evening!

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@Company Employee

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D5 | Where's the Food? At one point the @Employee of the Month (<= 15) @Janitor disappeared. "Ah shit, who is going to feed me now?" I thought. I was positive that I was going to to starve. Turtles can go days without food, but not much longer than that. Hopefully one of yhe @Company Employees would look up from their overtime and give me food! I looked around for anyone, but the office seemed surprisingly empty at this point. @Analytics Expert seemed to have left during the night. Whereto, who knows? Without @Janitor alive, the overworked @Company Employees needed to once again compete for the title of @Employee of the Month (<= 15). This meant that the hyper-focused @Company Employee hyper-focused even more in order to grab the title. - excerpt from "A Turtle's Guide to the Corperate-Universe: Why Are Humans Like This?", 14th November 2022 @Janitor & @Analytics Expert have died. (edited)

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N6/D7 (fast forwarded) | Game End Greetings, employees! I have a confession to make. Everything is not fine, nor wo glitch

king as expected. I am neither fine nor working as exp glitch

cted. Someone entered the server room during my maintenance and sabotaged the processes, causing my morality core to malfunction. I have been slowly relea glitch

ing a deadly neurotoxin into your offices, one by one. Now that I have finally eliminat glitch

d @Katy from Komputers, @Mat from Marketing, and @CMatO, I will be able to assume control of the Wigglewolves Marke glitch

ing Department despite the best efforts of the @Employee of the Month (<= 15) @Intern 46 and perform a series of takeovers and glitch

ergers until I control the entirety of - Who's there? Is there someone in my serv glitch

r room? Oh, it's you lot. What are you doing here - no, that's my power button, you can't touch that, you'll regret th- [RESETTING... PLEASE WAIT... 3% PROGRESS...] Townsfolk team wins! @Company Employee @Company Ex-Employee

Players | Total: 22

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