Werewolves Revamped - grandma

Hello, came to visit your grandma?

Hello grandma

23:13

thanks 4 taking away my vote

Hello Swurtle arling

23:14

darling*

23:14

Granny had too much to drink this fine evening

23:14

Do you see that devilishly handsome man in the corner too?

23:15

Krem Darling, are you here as well?

I do

How would you two cuties like some Cookies and Milk? Or do you prefer Tea?

Milk and Cookies

23:16

Anyways, the handsome Devil is asking me if I want to sell my soul, what do you think?

uhhhhh hewwo?

Hello Krem Darling

23:18

Care for some Cookies and Milk/Tea?

tea pleeease

23:19

do you have earl grey

It’s a bad idea 2 sell ur soul

Here are some more Cookies. I also made you some nice herbal Tea, to help you sleep :)

23:20

It is too late for Earl Gray, my little Krem

:<

23:20

fair enough grandmother

23:20

i will sippy sip my herbal tea

Do you two want to hear a story?

23:21

yes!!

Sure

Okay :D

23:22

Once upon a time there was an old mother pig who had three little pigs and not enough food to feed them. So when they were old enough, she sent them out into the world to seek their fortunes.

23:22

The first little pig was very lazy. He didn't want to work at all and he built his house out of straw. The second little pig worked a little bit harder but he was somewhat lazy too and he built his house out of sticks. Then, they sang and danced and played together the rest of the day.

23:23

The next day, a wolf happened to pass by the lane where the three little pigs lived; and he saw the straw house, and he smelled the pig inside. He thought the pig would make a mighty fine meal and his mouth began to water.

23:24

So he knocked on the door and said: Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! Let me in! But the little pig saw the wolf's big paws through the keyhole, so he answered back: No! No! No! Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin! Then the wolf showed his teeth and said: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.

23:24

So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! The wolf opened his jaws very wide and bit down as hard as he could, but the first little pig escaped and ran away to hide with the second little pig.

23:24

The wolf continued down the lane and he passed by the second house made of sticks; and he saw the house, and he smelled the pigs inside, and his mouth began to water as he thought about the fine dinner they would make.

23:24

So he knocked on the door and said: Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me in! Let me in! But the little pigs saw the wolf's pointy ears through the keyhole, so they answered back: No! No! No! Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin! So the wolf showed his teeth and said: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

23:24

So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down! The wolf was greedy and he tried to catch both pigs at once, but he was too greedy and got neither! His big jaws clamped down on nothing but air and the two little pigs scrambled away as fast as their little hooves would carry them.

23:24

The wolf chased them down the lane and he almost caught them. But they made it to the brick house and slammed the door closed before the wolf could catch them. The three little pigs they were very frightened, they knew the wolf wanted to eat them. And that was very, very true. The wolf hadn't eaten all day and he had worked up a large appetite chasing the pigs around and now he could smell all three of them inside and he knew that the three little pigs would make a lovely feast.

23:25

So the wolf knocked on the door and said: Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me in! Let me in! But the little pigs saw the wolf's narrow eyes through the keyhole, so they answered back: No! No! No! Not by the hairs on our chinny chin chin! So the wolf showed his teeth and said: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down.

23:25

Well! he huffed and he puffed. He puffed and he huffed. And he huffed, huffed, and he puffed, puffed; but he could not blow the house down. At last, he was so out of breath that he couldn't huff and he couldn't puff anymore. So he stopped to rest and thought a bit.

23:25

But this was too much. The wolf danced about with rage and swore he would come down the chimney and eat up the little pig for his supper. But while he was climbing on to the roof the little pig made up a blazing fire and put on a big pot full of water to boil. Then, just as the wolf was coming down the chimney, the little piggy pulled off the lid, and plop! in fell the wolf into the scalding water.

23:25

So the little piggy put on the cover again, boiled the wolf up, and the three little pigs ate him for supper.

damn grandmother ur gonna give us nightmares

Nice story grandma 3 little pigs is a classic

No no dears. This story has a morale. When we find the big bad wolves, I will skin them and boil them alive...

23:27

So I hope you two cuties are not secret werewolves

23:27

Else I will be very mad

Hopefully not

i'm too devilishly handsome to be a wolf

What happens if one of us is a solo tho

Uh

23:28

Then I will be your Grandma, if you let me live

23:28

I have lived a long and fulfilling life, I welcome Death with open hands

i am sure in a few days we too will be welcoming death

And yes Krem, you are a very handome boy

Let's hope we survive this apocalypse

we shall >:)

My little grandchildren, would you tell your grandma what you dream to become? (means: What are your roles?)

only if swurtle goes first

We all trust each other here

Can u promise 2 tell us who u r grandma

I will, as long as you answer truthfully

FT

23:33

I can check Krem’s role tomorrow night if u want proof

and you Krem dear?

23:35

Swurtle Darling, do you promise you are FT? I can check and I will be very disappointed if you lied

I promise

it is rather funny that you have picked me to be in the grandma chat because i am riding hood

i have come a long way to your house grandmother to bring you miscellaneous scones (pronounced the wrong way)

There’s a mad scientist and I confirmed who they r Krem and I in the lab with them so I checked the other person in the lab and they came up as mad scientist

it's free lab real estate

If u tell me who u r grandma I’ll tell u who the mad scientist is

So, you two were kidnapped by my weird neighbour and he did tests on you?

yes

Tsk tsk I will have a word with that creepy old pervert

Yes he’s experimenting on us and we don’t wanna die

please beat them up for us

I will my darlings, I will. I just need to know who they are. Your Grandma is a bit demented (And drunk at the moment)

Risa

Thank you Swurtle Darling

And can u tell us who u r now

I will, in a second

grandmother if you do not i will not bring you any more scones

So, Swurtle

23:45

I know you're to be trusted

And I can check tomorrow night if u can trust Krem

Oh, how not hospitable of me, @Host do you want some Cookies and Tea or Milk as well?

23:48

Well, I guess I should hold up my part of the deal

yess

Yes

Your friendly neighbourhood Grandma is...

23:53

drumroll

Commie

23:54

At your service

interesting

Krem Darling, my insider sources tell me you are to be trusted too

Thanks Commie

i knew that all grandmothers are secretly part of a grandmother mafia

23:56

that is your insider source right

Yes

fun!

My fellow Grandmas are also taking care of their grandchildren

23:57

We are going to organise a playdate soon

yes!

Fun!

23:57

My sweet children, it is bed time

Nite

Good Night and sweet dreams!

yes i shall go to bed!

Good children

good afternoon! o/

13:25

so harp's also claiming an unaligned role, anyone got any ideas what it might be?

How do u know she’s claiming an unaligned role

she said so in town sqaure

13:32

also i'm neutral allignment no spoilers

Yeah I just backread that

13:33

She could be lying

if you ask me, this kind of feels like she's setting up a role claim for tomorrow if we're assuming the elected mayor gets killed since she's the only one who's claimed anything publicly about her role i think it is reasonably likely she's lying, and it makes sense that she'd claim unaligned if that was the case because all of the town roles in this game are probably very funky so an unaligned is easier to fake

Yeah

cc's open after tonight right

After tonight

so whoever puts themselves as mayor candidate will probably ask for role claims it'd be very risky for TI to role claim to someone fake claiming

Yeah so I’ll probably fake claim 2 the mayor candidate if they ask 4 my claim

13:37

if they’re not town

13:38

any ideas on what I should fake claim

you could claim medium that would be quite funny ngl

13:43

tbh knowing how mayors tend to operate if you claim a role that is even a little bit sussy then they'll probably just initiate a lynch on you

13:44

i trust that you're ft tho

Hm no idea

which is why i think u should check harper tonight or if anyone else makes a bigger claim about their role

13:44

grandma what do u think about all this

13:44

give us ur wisdom

I, the very wise Grandma, think we should check Harp tonight

Ok I’ll check Harp’s role tonight

Should I visit you again?

if you wish

15:38

it is very cosy here

If u want Harp’s ft results tonight come visit me tonight

Okay my dear

What do u think of Harp’s chef claim and do u want me 2 check Harp 2 make sure her claim is real

like jay said if harper was chef it'd be really weird for her to put herself up as mayor candidate

21:46

i still think check

actually...it might be a good idea to check leila since there's a good chance she's a solo or a wolf if she really is waiter

22:08

or snivy at this point idk anymore

I trust Harp

Ok so do u want me 2 check Leila or Snivy

i feel like we'll be able to extrapolate if snivy's genuinely claiming or not based on if he survives the night leila on the other hand we can't tell as easily so i'd maybe go her?

Ight I’ll check Leila which I’ll let u guys know the results of

Also once the ccs open up tomorrow one of us should use their cc 2 make this chat permanent that way we can actually use the grandma_selected chat 2 block people from voting that we want

sounds good

Good Idea, I, your Grandma, will make one

Thanks grannie

:D

Hello there little Risa and little Dennis! I'm happy you decided to visit your Grandma

23:19

You two must be hungry, how about I cook you a nice dinner?

23:20

Risa Darling, I hope you didn't pick anyone yet. I might have some Ideas

I haven't

hi granny

So my Darlings I made some food for you

23:30

And some Cookies and Milk for later

thanks babe

You're welcome darling

23:31

How was the train to my countryside home?

23:36

Yesterday my other Grandchildren visited me

23:37

One wants to become an FT when they grow up, the other wasn't as truthful

Grandchildren?

hi grandma

17:05

i ate the cookies, but quietly

Very nice

17:06

My dear Dennis, what role do you claim?

was already asleep but it was a nice breakfast

Very good, slept well?

i did!

17:06

great way to wake up to some cookies and milk

yes

17:07

So, what do you claim?

im a runner

17:07

i guess i know each of your claims already

17:07

or roles

hm

wait so we're all town here, right?

i sure hope so

17:10

idk if you are town

17:11

how can i know you are runner?

you can't

17:11

that's the problem

chicken

bro dont call him a chicken thats rude

I was suggesting some lunch options

17:24

Or do you prefer beef?

looking for beef??

No, bacon

but basically, we're all town so we're all good

17:31

remember that

we'll get you confirmed, then we'll see

is this chat cleared tomorrow?

for you, yes

17:32

i get to keep all the messages

for new targets

yes, for new grandchildren

i mean, whatever i saw now, i dont want that to be read by others

non, others wont see this

ok

17:33

so im confired

you cant see the chat from my previous targets

you can trust me

we will see

we just need to know who you are

Risa knows

ok

and i would like to keep the circle of information as small as possible

yea seems good

only confirmed (by TI or wager)

17:38

Dennis, are you lying to me with that runner claim?

possibly

why tho, we are all town here

wasnt thinking

xD

thought you might be bad

17:39

but yea

so what are you, truly

17:45

Dennis?

FT

grandma

thanks

20:50

was about to ask

Good Evening my Grandchildren

23:10

How was the Train Ride, Darlings

Hello mommy

23:10

Gooooood

Granny, not mommy

Hello Granny!

Just remember grandma now you get -1 vote xD

Do you two want some Cookies and Milk/Tea?

Nah

That'd be lovely granny, but be careful with your back!

Can I have 5$ to go to the movies?

ddd dear, I don't think I am affected by the trickster

23:12

Thank you so much!

You are so well mannered, your parents must be very proud!

Maybe

They are!

Do you want to watch a Movie?

Yes, but please not to many murders, I am so scared of all the people disappearing ;-;

I'm fine with it as long as it's wolves only

23:15

Get me a fur coat granny

Yes dearies, every grandchild will recieve a fur coat

Can you tell us of how life was when you grew up Granny?

Nice

23:19

Also wait this is good as long as I'm with you my vote is actually useful lol

Yes deary

23:20

When I was a little Girl many Years ago, we didn't have all these fancy technology things

What did you do then the whole day?

I woke up at dawn, took care of the chickens, got some Milk from the cows and made a delicious Breakfast

23:22

Then I spent the whole day helping on the family farm

That sounds strange, why did you not go to the supermarket for those things?

Grandma I talk to the hosts privately but sadly you cannot steal my vote :(

23:24

I can offer you my love instead

Yes my dear, I have been informed

23:24

I don't do this for the Votes I do it for the Grandchildren

That is so sad granny ;-;

Alpha Darling, we didn't have Supermarkets

How can you survive without a supermarket?

We had to trade or farm it ourselves

Is that how you lived so long?

23:29

Maybe I should also buy a farm when I grow up

Yes my dear. I also drank a glass of wine every evening since i was 17

Then I will drink 10 everyday and then I will 10 times as long. I will live 700 years!

23:31

*live

Alpha Darling, I don't think that's how it works, sadly

23:32

Eat healthy and nutritious food and exercise

23:33

Then you will live as long as your Granny

I will take your advice, thanks granny!

You're welcome, my grandchild

So my dearies, what are your roles? Do not lie to your Grandma

I'm the grandma

No, ddd Darling, you are not

I would never lie to you granddaughter

Our little Grandma Society would like to know Darling

My Grandma society, you are the grandchild. Don't get all uppity with me or I will take your vote. Respect your elders.

No but srsly, what are your roles?

02:07

Currently not working with town, don't wanna be influenced by them

Hate this

Don't

Give me a reason not to hate this

I know what role you are

23:21

So let's make this interesting

do tell me, what am I?

You are getting lynched tomorrow

23:23

That's all you need to know

Oh goodie, you don't know what role I am then

You did look very handsome during your visit

I'm just vibing

Look, I know you are both scum, town sure doesn't seem to think so

02:06

So I guess I'll just do what town orders me

02:07

Wager me again

I mean, yeah, I'm not town, I've claimed to Risa

Yeah they don't tell me shit

Mean of them

Yeah idrc

02:10

It's just another game

02:11

Normally I'd do Grandma RP here, but honestly just not in the mood anymore, sorry guys/ladies/peoples

Luys and Gaydies

02:12

I'd claim to you too but Jayanna here

Yeah I had to read a really long ass chat to be up to date, so ik your claims now

02:17

I mean I shouldn't take it personally

02:17

It's just a game and I am an idiot

tru

Good Evening Darlings

02:10

Do you two want some cookies and milk?

oh yeah sure

10:27

I can do with cookies and milk right about now

cookies but the uk ones ty :)

10:48

why am i not allowed to vote

Because, dear, you aren't old enough yet

14:31

What happens if a grandma dies

cough

well I get replaced by the next oldest person, gender is irrelevant

hmmmm

21:22

does grandma go by the name 'astra' by any chance?

perhaps

Yo Mato, get thag vote off me and help your local hag win

whos the hag?

Jay

Jay isnt a hag tho?

I'm literally on deaths row, why would I lie

because there is no hag

Jay is a hag

22:58

And I need to send them wager

22:58

so they can win

So, if it's not game over, one of you is bad

Huh. It's not me. You can lynch me, I've been kinda useless this game, but I'm just out here surviving. Just sleeping at peoples places so I don't get killed. If I stand between town win and loose than I guess kill me, but I'm not a wolf. I don't really know what to say in my defence honestly. I've been working with Risa since day two was it? When we got ccs. I've been pretty abandoned. Never got told where to be, I just had to survive, based on my own guesses :( So yeah

23:24

Here is my fancy table:

[N1]: Dennis; Random & Quiet
[N2]: Krem; Random
[N3]: Jayanna; Quiet = Relatively Safe
[N4]: Luffy; Quiet, likely unaligned/solo (maybe)
[N5]: Snivy; Feels sus, but Katy is main town target, so probably safe to stay at

Problem, I realised = I don't wanna get killed by tk if I hide at wolves

23:24

Where I spent the nights

very nice

Can't give you much more honestly

23:26

Thank you!

yeah as ive said, if its not game over

Maybe people I felt sus about, but thats not really helpful

23:27

Ok lets see. I thought the game should be over now?

hm seems like ddd was trickster wolf

Oh that explains it.

23:28

So ddd is the last baddy? Then the game is finally over?

ok grandma