Day 1 | A week and a tiny bit until Christmas
"Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas everyone" yelled @Santa Claus from his sleigh, as he drunkenly climbed down the practice chimneys at the North pole and got stuck with his legs in the air.
"This is the most embarrassing part of the year muttered" @CrowHost "But at least no one is dead so far, that is an improvement from last year, maybe?"
@Participant No one died