Ts Shepherd had always hated scary overworld with its witty, watery witch hut. It was a place where he felt angry. He was a hateful, violent, beer drinker with blocky wart and square nose. His friends saw him as a breakable, brief best villager. Once, he had even saved a squealing villager baby that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of man he was. Ts walked over to the window and reflected on his wet surroundings. The sun shone like partying cat. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Vera Witch. Vera was a revengful bad villager with bland wart and minecrafty nose. Ts gulped. He was not prepared for Vera. As Ts stepped outside and Vera came closer, he could see the scandalous glint in her eye. "I am here because I want revenge," Vera bellowed, in a grumpy tone. She slammed her fist against Ts's chest, with the force of 9345 fish. "I frigging hate you, Ts Shepherd." Ts looked back, even more hateful and still fingering the ugly potion. "Vera, I hate you," he replied. They looked at each other with mad feelings, like two scandalous, short sheep raiding at a very angry villager party, which had piano music playing in the background and two annoyed uncles brewing to the beat. Suddenly, Vera lunged forward and tried to punch Ts in the face. Quickly, Ts grabbed the ugly potion and brought it down on Vera's skull. Vera's bland wart trembled and her minecrafty nose wobbled. She looked annoyed, her body raw like a grubby, grim grill. Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Vera Witch was dead. Ts Shepherd went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.

The villagers are celebrating with a grill party. Ts Shepherd attends. Vera Witch is banned from the party. If anyone misbehaves, Vera Witch returns with huge implements to smash the party. Shepherd is suffering from loneliness, infidelity and remorse after ruining the lives of his wives. He is eating at least six meals a day with his other wives and, he says, he is miserable. He is worried he has damaged his relationships with his children and his parents. All the women are his new friends and he is scared of being found out. Vera Witch works in the village church and has become the kindly parish