Werewolves Revamped - tavern-owner

Werewolves Bot B BOT 17-Apr-21 07:24 PM

✅ Added connection bartender with disguise Tavern Owner!

Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 07:24 PM

Just like this

Thi Nari Riul Ts 17-Apr-21 07:24 PM

FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE

Arctem BOT 17-Apr-21 07:25 PM

woohooo

hurqiritti BOT 17-Apr-21 07:26 PM

yayy

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 17-Apr-21 07:26 PM

Wooo

NutNiestir BOT 17-Apr-21 07:59 PM

Yahooo

Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 07:59 PM

Happy hour just got very happy

Get them free while you can

Thi Nari Riul Ts 17-Apr-21 08:00 PM

Can I also get a free drink?

ustruqheleuc BOT 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM

i want a free drink

hurqiritti BOT 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM

i want a 3 drink

ustruqheleuc BOT 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM

a 3let drink?

Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM

Of course you can, boss

Drinks all around

Hell, even I'm having one

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 17-Apr-21 08:05 PM

Hope there's no catch in it Like some secret ingredients

Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 08:06 PM

No catch, just good times

hurqiritti BOT 17-Apr-21 08:06 PM

no

Ithum. BOT 17-Apr-21 08:26 PM

Can I get a drink of icecream?

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:46 AM

Bartender is now drunk himself

Gin, whiskey, cocktails and red wine

Thi Nari Riul Ts 18-Apr-21 01:48 AM

admirable

Cuqtuem Lojjz BOT 18-Apr-21 01:48 AM

Have someone take over your shift

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:49 AM

I can serve drinks while drunk

I have much practice

They're just stringer

Stronger, rather

Thi Nari Riul Ts 18-Apr-21 01:49 AM

I own this tavern. I say the bartender can still tend the bar.

Ithum. BOT 18-Apr-21 01:56 AM

So the one who end's bart is male

hmmm

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:33 AM

Thanks boss

Ithum. BOT 18-Apr-21 02:35 AM

well now it must be harp /s

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:54 AM

Are you trying to guess my identity?

Cuqtuem Lojjz BOT 18-Apr-21 02:56 AM

it seems like he is

wow ethan

at least pretend not to

Ithum. BOT 18-Apr-21 03:04 AM

/s for sarcasm smh

v1r3b BOT 18-Apr-21 04:00 AM

It would be easier if you just told us. Then we wouldn't have to guess :).

Fuzummu BOT 18-Apr-21 04:10 AM

who owns this tavern

Arctem BOT 18-Apr-21 04:12 AM

some poor hosty type, have you seen the state of the place, lol

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 04:21 AM

Nafa Fafa: There is water everywhere here. Definitely don’t wanna be here

v1r3b BOT 18-Apr-21 04:36 AM

is this bar going to have any entertainment?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 04:37 AM

RUQHUIL_4568: Wdym by entertainment?

v1r3b BOT 18-Apr-21 04:37 AM

music, dancing, karaoke, pool etc.

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 04:52 AM

Børu: :dance:

Arctem BOT 18-Apr-21 04:52 AM

Anyone ask what they cooking in that cauldron over there or do we want to know?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 05:15 AM

Nafa Fafa: I wanna know

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 11:00 AM

Your strongest drink please

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 12:04 PM

Strongest drink, coming up

Shall I reveal my identity?

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 12:15 PM

Thanks for drink Need another one please Life sucks

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 12:32 PM

Li Héram: is there coffee here?

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 12:34 PM

There is, yes

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 12:36 PM

wow that was funny

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 12:48 PM

Nafa Fafa: I need your hardest liquor

Nafa Fafa: I need to mourn this death

Ithum. BOT 18-Apr-21 01:29 PM

I just realised something

If we're on an expedition

is the bartender just a guy with a load of alcohol in his backpack

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 01:30 PM

yea

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 01:30 PM

mobile tavern probably

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:34 PM

I can be whatever you need

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 01:35 PM

better to not to say that in front of some folks

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 01:38 PM

wat

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 01:38 PM

Nafa Fafa: UwU say it in front of me

v1r3b BOT 18-Apr-21 01:42 PM

I need a dead wolf. Do you serve that?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 01:43 PM

Lieludaa: Iced coffee please

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 01:43 PM

I will take naked Cuba Libre

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:44 PM

Dead wolves can be served if they have been freshly unalived

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 02:00 PM

NrN: Does this bar serve food? I'm hungry

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:01 PM

What can I get you? Something light such as some fries? Or a main course?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 02:05 PM

NrN: Oh you do? Oooo, burger and fries would be lovely rn, ty

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:11 PM

Coming right up, what sauce would you like for the fries? A classic ketchup or something cooler like an aioli?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 02:14 PM

Lieludaa: Can i have bakes beans and chips pleaseeee

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:16 PM

Coming right up, weird but I'll do it

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 02:16 PM

Stiemutar: Can I have an Ended Bart?

NrN: Ketchup. And maybe even some mayo on the side too, ty 5 stars would recommend

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 02:34 PM

Alimmu: A pizza with pineapple for everyone please

RUQHUIL_4568: I actually have not eaten pineapple pizza so ill take that

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:37 PM

A Hawaiian, coming up

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 02:48 PM

Nafa Fafa: Okay thank you I’m so happy

Alimmu: Cause it's raceday:italianhandgesture:

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 04:28 PM

It is raceday is it?

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 04:33 PM

no

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 06:23 PM

It has been said that it is

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 06:28 PM

it's not it can't be

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 06:28 PM

It doesn't feel like a raceday

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 06:46 PM

test

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 06:46 PM

Taor Goebi Ts: test part 2

Taor Goebi Ts: test part 3

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 07:01 PM

Børu: Can I get a rum and coke please bartender

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 07:01 PM

Or course, the house rum is Captain Morgan, is that to your liking?

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM

Absinth please Need to talk with green fairy

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM

Børu: That’ll do

Børu: Day drinking at its finest :aPES3_Beer:

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM

Coming right up, the captain and the fairy

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM

Thx

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 07:03 PM

i'll have a

uh

idk

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 07:03 PM

Taqkemsni: Is that some sort of secret code Im too dumb to understand

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 07:03 PM

something not bad

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 07:04 PM

Taqkemsni: While you're at it maybe toss over some of that dihydrogen monoxide with a bit of dissolved H2CO3 with some freshly cut lime will ya?

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 07:06 PM

Soda water, coming right up

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 07:06 PM

Taqkemsni: Is that what that's called?

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 08:08 PM

You asked for carbonated water and lime, I think you forgot the gin if I'm honest

Actually no, I'm wrong

You asked for acid

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 08:10 PM

alcohol

ustruqheleuc BOT 18-Apr-21 08:10 PM

alcool

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 08:11 PM

alcodumb

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 08:13 PM

I can do alcohol

hurqiritti BOT 18-Apr-21 08:18 PM

ik

can you give me a

not that

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 09:37 PM

It seems we have a good old fashioned two horse election race

Dadlaz BOT 18-Apr-21 09:37 PM

Drinks are on me, barkeep

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 09:38 PM

Bob coming in hot, will Orc shout a round too?

Round on Bob, coming right up

ustruqheleuc BOT 18-Apr-21 09:38 PM

this is now a two-party system i guess

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 18-Apr-21 09:57 PM

Another Absinth pls. And thx

Werewolves Bot B BOT 18-Apr-21 10:01 PM

krothirs: abstaining does nothing, if somsone voted to kill it would still do it

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 10:44 PM

Another Absinth? You do go hard, let me know if you'd like a water here or there

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:06 PM

It's a quiet bar, is everyone having a quiet time in after the elections?

ustruqheleuc BOT 18-Apr-21 11:07 PM

i think a few are drinking at home

did you give them some alcohol in celebration?

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:08 PM

Bob shouted a round but no one came to drink his lovely gesture

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:08 PM

I certainly hope you didn't give out free alcohol @Bartender, I'm trying to run a business here after all.

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:09 PM

No sir, Bob gave payment in advance for the round he shouted

I'm ready to pour them

‍♂️

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:10 PM

Alright, glad I don't need to do yet another wage cut.

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:12 PM

I sincerely hope not

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:16 PM

Yeah, I can't go much lower than $1.25 per hour without getting in trouble with the law...

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:16 PM

Good thing I love my job

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:18 PM

And luckily here at the Thi Suwwz Siu Tortli we really appreciate our employees which is why you get an entire 2 days of vacation each year!

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:18 PM

I hardly know what to do with all that free time

ustruqheleuc BOT 18-Apr-21 11:18 PM

god, that's so generous!

if i wasn't fully occupied as a trophy spouse to @Thi Nari Riul Ts i would totally work here

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:19 PM

You are most welcome, I could use the help

As long as you aren't of the canine variety

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 18-Apr-21 11:19 PM

Hi

yes

ustruqheleuc BOT 18-Apr-21 11:19 PM

all my time is taken sitting at home and looking pretty at fancy dinners

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:20 PM

I'm glad you acknowledge my generosity. I couldn't afford another submarine this year because of the high wages I pay my employees. I only have 23 and I really wanted another one.

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 18-Apr-21 11:20 PM

I can build you a submarine

I can't guarantee it's safe but it sure is cheap

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:20 PM

Safety is irrelevant. I'll have one of my other employees use it to deliver things to this tavern.

Thanks for the offer

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:21 PM

I hope I get a bonus for this shit

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:21 PM

How DARE you ask for a bonus, after all I have done for you!

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:22 PM

Testing the structural integrity of submarines was not in the job description

Taor Goebi Ts 18-Apr-21 11:22 PM

Oh no, that's for one of my other employees.

~~can't have you use the submarine to escape~~

Ithum. BOT 18-Apr-21 11:25 PM

I'm here

:)

v1r3b BOT 18-Apr-21 11:26 PM

are the submarines available for rental?

Ithum. BOT 18-Apr-21 11:26 PM

Beer now

Lot's of it

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:27 PM

Coming right up

ustruqheleuc BOT 18-Apr-21 11:42 PM

please tell me im your prettiest trophy wife i think i deserve it

Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:44 PM

Would you like a drink before that boss? Something stiff?

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:03 AM

ts is my prettiest throphy wife

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:04 AM

oh fuck you

somebody fetch me some divorce papers!!

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM

Lieludaa: Not sure any of us are qualified lawyers

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM

I do A level law

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM

ethan!! fetch me some divorce papers and represent me in a court of law!!

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM

We can go simpler

I can get you off with murder

If use gun

Or

Become Muslim

There tradition is to say "I denounce you" 3 times

Then bam

Divorce

I used the wrong there

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM

yes but if we go through legal routes ill be entitled to half the estate because she didnt sign a prenup

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM

Oh

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM

i used to run a minecraft law firm with bart

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM

You didn't mention that

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:08 AM

fetch me the papers, boy!!

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:08 AM

https://www.gov.uk/divorce/file-for-divorce

Get a divorce

Check you can get a divorce, agree or disagree with a divorce petition, what to do if your husband or wife lacks mental capacity

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:09 AM

thank you.

@Thi Nari Riul Ts i hope you’re ready for court

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:09 AM

Ok so it went divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived

So by logic

Ts should be beheaded soon

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:10 AM

yeah sure, when is it?

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM

The divorce or the beheading?

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM

ethan, when’s the court date?

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM

Errrrrrrrrrrrr

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM

tomorrow?

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM

Sure

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM

we're not beheading @Taor Goebi Ts

poor guy

Taor Goebi Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:12 AM

should I be scared

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:12 AM

Yes

I have guillotine or ax

Choose

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:14 AM

i will protect my favorite wife

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 12:18 AM

thanks, keep giving me more grounds for divorce

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 12:19 AM

:)

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 12:23 PM

Nafa Fafa: Hey bartender if you’re alive, can I order a hug?

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 19-Apr-21 01:29 PM

Tequila please If somebody's outta here

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 01:46 PM

Is the bartender dead

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 01:49 PM

Lieludaa: Nooo please no :( we will starve

Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 01:51 PM

The bartender isn't here at the moment but I am!

WaebNest BOT 19-Apr-21 02:03 PM

I want the bartender

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 02:12 PM

Bartender: I am alive, and you may have all the hugs you need

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 19-Apr-21 02:12 PM

yaaay

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 02:14 PM

Bartender: Everyone needs love

Lieludaa BOT 19-Apr-21 02:14 PM

PHEW

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 02:17 PM

Bartender: Does anyone have any info for the bartender? The bartender wants to help fellow town

WaebNest BOT 19-Apr-21 02:17 PM

yayayayayyy

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 02:17 PM

Errrrrrr idk 4 peeps died

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 02:18 PM

Bartender: Yes indeed, some wolves too

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 02:18 PM

Whut

How do you know they're wolves

Could theoretically be all town

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 02:19 PM

Perhaps the bartender knows some things

Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 02:19 PM

Does the bartender know the coroner

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 02:53 PM

Nafa Fafa: BARTENDER YOURE BERE

Nafa Fafa BOT 19-Apr-21 02:53 PM

HERE

I MISSED YOU

Bartender you should probably CC the Mayor. They would love to have your details

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 04:54 PM

I missed you too, loyal patron

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 06:41 PM

Gin Happy Hour starting... now!

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 19-Apr-21 06:41 PM

WaebNest BOT 19-Apr-21 06:41 PM

YESS. GIN. I have never had gin before

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 06:42 PM

shetqastemg-haddets-ta-gullejriz: its not even 1 pm, happy hours in this bar sure do start early

Stiemutar BOT 19-Apr-21 06:42 PM

its nearly 7pm smh

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 06:42 PM

Børu: It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 19-Apr-21 06:43 PM

another one with rule of drinking after sunset ?

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM

Happy hours are international

ustruqheleuc BOT 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM

it's really good

WaebNest BOT 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM

good to know

Stiemutar BOT 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM

i find it quite bitter

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 06:48 PM

Depends on the gin

Some botanicals are sweeter

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 06:59 PM

Thi Nari Riul Ts: i think i had gin once and it was pretty good

Thi Nari Riul Ts BOT 19-Apr-21 06:59 PM

someone told me i looked wasted so i guess that was good?

:)

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 07:02 PM

If you were, yes it's good, if you weren't then not so much

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 07:49 PM

Iwilbari: I’m gonna pass on the gin today

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 19-Apr-21 08:00 PM

I will take rum instead. or can I have both ,?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 08:01 PM

Taqkemsni: You can have anything as long as you pay the guy

Taqkemsni BOT 19-Apr-21 08:01 PM

You all have just been yoinking the drink, ever thought of who's paying?

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 19-Apr-21 08:01 PM

well, I have money somewhere, just forgot where

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 08:03 PM

You may have whatever you like

Taqkemsni BOT 19-Apr-21 08:04 PM

What about Ferrous Nitrate

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 08:05 PM

WaebNest: but why?

WaebNest BOT 19-Apr-21 08:05 PM

top I think you're too fed up with chem

Taqkemsni BOT 19-Apr-21 08:05 PM

no u

yes me but also no u

WaebNest BOT 19-Apr-21 08:06 PM

I understand

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 08:09 PM

hurqiritti: i'm still gonna take a pepsi

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 10:33 PM

Well well well, seems there's a lot going on

Anyone need a drink?

v1r3b BOT 19-Apr-21 10:44 PM

whats on special?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 10:46 PM

Qraqhit: I need a whiskey brooo

Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 11:02 PM

Coupla drinkz coming right up, whiskey and the special, a whiskey sour

v1r3b BOT 19-Apr-21 11:44 PM

ewwwwwww whiskey sour is terrible.

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:09 AM

I politely disagree

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 11:17 AM

Bartender, what’s your favourite drink?

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:22 AM

Lemonade and crackles, at the moment

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 11:23 AM

Weird combination but okay

I’d like to order that please

Then you can have it after your shift is finished <3

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:24 AM

Give it a try, you may like it

Coming right up

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 11:25 AM

That's so sweet of Mojo!

Bartender, any specials for a lady on a Wednesday evening?

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:27 AM

Anything is a special for the Lady Heron

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 11:28 AM

Oooo Lady Heron being treated like royalty

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 11:34 AM

I love Bartenders

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 11:59 AM

krothirs: they dont have to wait for the end of there shift to have a drink, thry just need to not get drunk

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:00 PM

Amen to that

don't tell the boss

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 12:03 PM

ooh sometimes it's the best way to get others drunk though. Be a happy drunk yourself

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 12:36 PM

One bee please Preferably Czech one

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:36 PM

coming right up

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 12:39 PM

Thanks a lot

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:54 PM

I apologise guys but it is time for your friendly neighborhood bartender to get political

Harper for Mayor

do not fret, drinks will flow as per usual

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 12:55 PM

krothirs: about time given you 100% town

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 20-Apr-21 12:55 PM

Bartender i shall have my usual

Do u remember?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 12:56 PM

hurqiritti: halo political gif

Nafa Fafa: I love politics!

hurqiritti BOT 20-Apr-21 12:56 PM

wait bartender can send gifs if last game is anything to go by

send the halo political gif

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 20-Apr-21 12:57 PM

Ill see if bartender remembers my usual

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:59 PM

soda, coming right up

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 20-Apr-21 12:59 PM

Yooo

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 12:59 PM

krothirs: Can i get a drink?

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:02 PM

krothirs BOT 20-Apr-21 01:02 PM

thanks

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 01:04 PM

I'll take some water

hurqiritti BOT 20-Apr-21 01:05 PM

the usual for me too

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 01:09 PM

Hi Harp, my ex- Chef

so Mayor huh, how'd you feel about that@hurqiritti ?

hurqiritti BOT 20-Apr-21 01:15 PM

mayonnaise

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 01:17 PM

Another campaign?

Just from curiosity, how many mayors do you usually have per game?

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 20-Apr-21 01:20 PM

More than 1

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:20 PM

less than 2000

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 01:21 PM

So 99 then

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:25 PM

Important announcement: it is time for your favourite Bartender to take off his mask; I am the Prophet

You may cc me as you wish

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 01:25 PM

shocked!

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 01:26 PM

Why, you wanna candidate?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 01:27 PM

Nafa Fafa: PROPHET

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 01:27 PM

WHAT IS THIS

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 20-Apr-21 01:27 PM

Oh nice

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 01:28 PM

I need rum to process that

RUQHUIL_4568 BOT 20-Apr-21 01:28 PM

I mean u r right about one thing ur my favourite bartender

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 01:37 PM

Yo wheres my water

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:38 PM

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 01:56 PM

did you think Bartender was a chick?

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 01:57 PM

Tf

That's why he said that he can be whatever we want

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 02:00 PM

I didn’t think it was prophet :(((((

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 02:48 PM

let's just drink to that.

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 02:49 PM

I can do that

Taor Goebi Ts 20-Apr-21 02:49 PM

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 02:55 PM

here is mine from last night

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 02:57 PM

That's considered as crime here. Not to finish your beer

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:01 PM

I fell asleep. Plus it’s not like I wasn’t gonna finish it. Just prolonged it

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM

Well then Cheers

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM

Nhzsu: Prophet

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM

Gimme some box wine

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM

Yes ma'am?

Boxed wine, coming up

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 03:08 PM

Børu: :waterfall:

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:08 PM

This role fits you

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:08 PM

I mean, I do like it a lot

Okay, new political announcement: Dora for mayor townies

@Participant

hurqiritti BOT 20-Apr-21 03:10 PM

gotcha

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM

Boru for Mayor

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM

DRINKS ON ME!

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM

Namustirz Hurrz: Yay

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM

Alr bartender

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM

Namustirz Hurrz: Give me your strongest, cheapest drink

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM

Box wine Harry

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM

Bartender! You heard the man!

Box wine for everyone!

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

I can finish a Box wine

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

sharing some boxed wine

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

Same

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

Mhysa sure can

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

The cheapest would be Water

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

Now it sounds like street campaign

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

Yeah we like it in da streets

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM

can we just use drunk translator here together?

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

Oooof

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

I can use Czech

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

ohh I miss doing Pub crawls

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

Who can I yeet

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

Lynch

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

you can yeet the wolves

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

Not yeet

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

Yeet

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM

We lynch the bad guys

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

Lynč je lynč

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

I'm currently subscribed to Børu, I sold my soul to her.

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

I voted for her for president

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

With whole NK

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

So whatever she says, I'll just do.

Taor Goebi Ts 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

We have a Devil!?

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

Lmaooo

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

I can be the devil

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

kinky

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

Sus

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

You're sus

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

I know

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

Tell me something I don't

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

lynch the potato doctor

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM

Who wants to have whiskey with me?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

WaebNest: me

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

I DOOOOO

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

me me

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

Bring it in

On

Nhzsu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

I've been mixing drinks

but sure

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM

Give me Green fairy

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:18 PM

I’d love some Mindoro

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 03:20 PM

by any chance do you have chili or nachos? I kinda like eating after

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:21 PM

Pickles should be alright

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:21 PM

I’d love some jalapeños

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:25 PM

Don't have what?

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:31 PM

Woah! Alcohol!!

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 03:32 PM

That was sus

Oh okay. Not sus

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:38 PM

Talking alcohol What kind of magic is this?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 03:44 PM

v1r3b: Your probably just drunk and imagining things

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:47 PM

Sounds like me, not gonna lie

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:47 PM

Damn I was gonna say that

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:48 PM

Blame Absinth

Nafa Fafa BOT 20-Apr-21 03:50 PM

Nah I’m just gonna blame me being focused on homework in the middle of the night

And alcohol haha

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 03:51 PM

Sounds legit

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:22 PM

Can I get a drink? It seems like 4 people want to lynch me.

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 06:22 PM

Bartender: Sure can, what would you like?

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:23 PM

Well... considering drinks are on our proposed new mayor, whatever is most expensive

5 now!

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:24 PM

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:25 PM

Gold flaked vodka with glacial soda water, on its way

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:25 PM

fancy.

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:25 PM

sounds expensive

Y’all got coupons?

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 06:26 PM

WaebNest: it also sounds like it would be underwhelming to taste

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:26 PM

I agree

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:26 PM

Yeah. Although, I've never tasted gold.

What does it taste like?

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:27 PM

Most expensive doesn't always mean best

As anyone who hired Dora will know

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:28 PM

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:28 PM

Can I get the second most expensive?

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:28 PM

Bartender gonna get fired in a minute

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM

You shoulda set a limit

I hope your not going to take hard working tax payer dollars to pay for your bill.

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM

Can I have Red bull with vodka please?

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM

You really don't want a political scandal before being elected

Qraqhit BOT 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM

A round is a standardised dollar amount, which you are fast approaching

Aged scotch, coming up

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM

Of course I am. It’s what we do as politicians

Qraqhit BOT 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM

And a red bull vodka

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM

Danke schön

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM

WaebNest: @Qraqhit your bartender is showing shhh

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM

Lmao

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 06:31 PM

He took out his mask?

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:32 PM

Ooooo we are in a panorama! You can’t do that

WaebNest BOT 20-Apr-21 06:32 PM

we dont talk about that incident

the bartender and prophet will always be two different people to me

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 06:33 PM

Ok ok

I have short memory

WaebNest BOT 20-Apr-21 06:34 PM

Thank you. Thank you for giving yourself induced anterograde amnesia

it means a lot

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:35 PM

Well I'll try for a third drink. Could I get a Caesar with Lime Vodka distilled in space?

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:36 PM

Yessss

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 06:36 PM

Yw

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:39 PM

I apologise for stepping out from behind the bar

I was just collecting empty glasses

It won't happen again

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 06:40 PM

back in the ~~closet~~ behind the bar.

Børu BOT 20-Apr-21 06:40 PM

Lol

Li Héram BOT 20-Apr-21 06:47 PM

That's such a cool trick!

he removed his apron

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 06:50 PM

Alcohol makes wonders

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 06:51 PM

Imagine having anything to do with alcohol that doesn't involve chemical reactions, couldn't be me

WaebNest BOT 20-Apr-21 07:22 PM

Top we dont want your ethanol rn

Ethan's already dead anyway

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 07:22 PM

How about some methanol?

Surely that won't harm you

I could spare you some n-penanol if you're into that

Well not that I own any now, you have to ask the barkeep for that

WaebNest BOT 20-Apr-21 07:24 PM

Surely 2,3,5t-tribromo-hexan-4-ol would be the best option tho

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 07:25 PM

You sure you want alcohol with bromine in it

Doesn't seem very healthy

WaebNest BOT 20-Apr-21 07:25 PM

bold of you to assume alcohol is healthy

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 07:26 PM

Well subjectively I would say bromine free alcohol is better than alcohol with bromine wouldn't u agree

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 07:29 PM

Up to 7 votes on me. I'm doomed. Can I get a shot of whiskey distilled on the moon?

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 07:31 PM

Wouldn't you reckon not drinking alcohol might improve your public image

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 07:41 PM

I dont think my public image is bad. I think its the twisted image being presented in private by some people that is the issue.

Not a single person has accused me of anything that I'm aware of.

So I might as well get some humour out of it.

Taqkemsni BOT 20-Apr-21 08:21 PM

Fair

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 20-Apr-21 08:51 PM

One last whisky before I met with Hypnos, please. And thanks

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 09:55 PM

@Bartender do you offer final meals before lynching?

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 09:56 PM

Yessir, what can I get ya

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 09:56 PM

I'll take a Chili's Quesadillia Explosion Salad https://www.chilis.com/menu/salads-soups-chili/quesadilla-explosion-salad

Quesadilla Explosion Salad

Order fresh to order salads, hot soups or our world famous chili at Chili's Grill & Bar near you.

oh guess I can't past a link to it.

Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 09:57 PM

Thi Nari Riul Ts: you can, we just have to accept the link or delete it

v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 09:57 PM

ahhhh ok

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 09:58 PM

On its way

Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 10:33 PM

Well done friends, we lynched a hairy beast

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 21-Apr-21 09:39 AM

Two shots of tequila please

ummu7mir BOT 21-Apr-21 05:23 PM

One shot of vodka please

Bartender BOT 21-Apr-21 05:24 PM

Coming right up

ummu7mir BOT 21-Apr-21 05:24 PM

Thank youuu

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 21-Apr-21 09:21 PM

Do you have laxatives? If yes, I'll take one with strawberry flavor

Werewolves Bot B BOT 21-Apr-21 09:32 PM

ustruqheleuc: a Molotov cocktail please

Taor Goebi Ts 21-Apr-21 09:58 PM

Bartender BOT 21-Apr-21 10:03 PM

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 22-Apr-21 02:38 PM

One coffee, please Straight to veins

Li Héram BOT 22-Apr-21 02:58 PM

you should go to the hospital for Coffee IV

shetqastemg-haddets-ta-gullejriz BOT 22-Apr-21 02:59 PM

i think you have a caffeine addiction sir

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 22-Apr-21 03:02 PM

Nah It's just cover for alcohol addiction

Taqkemsni BOT 23-Apr-21 02:33 PM

Bartender noooooooooooooooo

Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-Apr-21 02:35 PM

Nafa Fafa: I miss them already:((((

Taqkemsni BOT 23-Apr-21 02:36 PM

Nafa Fafa BOT 23-Apr-21 02:36 PM

I need a beer to mourn this death...

Oh wait..

NO MORE BEER

Li Héram BOT 23-Apr-21 02:37 PM

Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-Apr-21 02:37 PM

Lieludaa: Noooooo we will starve

Nhzsu BOT 23-Apr-21 02:43 PM

Why yall kill my boo? She was the best mayor ever

RiP Prophet

Namustirz Hurrz BOT 23-Apr-21 02:50 PM

RIP you two

Stiemutar 23-Apr-21 02:55 PM

Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-Apr-21 02:57 PM

Taqkemsni: Since the old bar keep is dead is there a job vacancy

Taqkemsni BOT 23-Apr-21 02:58 PM

I don't support alcohol but I need that income man

WaebNest BOT 23-Apr-21 03:23 PM

noooo prophet

Li Héram BOT 23-Apr-21 04:37 PM

Good day! @Participant We lost our great Mayor Dora and our friendly and reliable Bartender Prophet last night. While we mourn for our GOATs, we need to elect a new Mayor. I nominate fellow townie Mojo. He’s the right choice to lead us to the right path. In line with this, our lynch will be Void. Don't let the deaths of our beloved townies be in vain. ✊