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Werewolves Bot B BOT 17-Apr-21 12:48 PM
🥂 🍺 Tavern 🍷 🍸 This is the tavern! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game. This is an alternative to the town square, in case there are several conversations happening at the same time!
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 12:48 PM
fast
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Lieludaa 17-Apr-21 12:48 PM
Second
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 12:49 PM
first
idc harp didn't say it right
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 12:50 PM
Hey bartender come and talk lol
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:11 PM
Who's thirsty?
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:11 PM
what type of thirsty
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:12 PM
I am
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 01:12 PM
wdym what type of thirsty
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:12 PM
Any type of thirsty really
I'm the best bartender you've ever had
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:12 PM
This went from 0 to a 100 real fucking fast
Ill have a soda as usual
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:13 PM
Coming right up, my friend
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:13 PM
i'll have some wine, please
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:13 PM
I’m thirsty!! I need something sparkly
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:13 PM
Red or white?
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 01:13 PM
fuckign
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
Sparkly... how about a champagne?
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
pepsi
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
white please!
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
well that's racist
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
Pepsi on its way
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
Yes very
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
i hate this entire sever
*server
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
A crisp and fruity white inbound
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:14 PM
I would love some champagne!! (edited)
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:15 PM
Coming right up
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:15 PM
fruity white? that's just me
🤣 2
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:16 PM
Then I guess I've nailed that serve
Avatar ustruqheleuc i hate this entire sever
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 01:17 PM
g
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:17 PM
EXCEPT YOU
you're an angel and i'm glad to have you
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 01:18 PM
yeah!
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:18 PM
..
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:18 PM
:(
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:18 PM
Simp
Avatar ustruqheleuc i hate this entire sever
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:20 PM
this is just something everyone thinks about on a day to day basis when it comes to this server
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:21 PM
There'll be no hate in my bar please
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:21 PM
its just a general fact :)
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:21 PM
Bartender... I think I need another glass of champagne for this slander
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:22 PM
I need coffee And add whiskey to it please
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:22 PM
just order an irish coffee
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:23 PM
Another champas on the way
An Irish coffee inbound
How Irish? Full leprechaun?
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Shurl Icluer 17-Apr-21 01:24 PM
Lemon juice please
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:24 PM
lemon juice is so good
literally top notch shit
right up there with just eating a full lemon
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Shurl Icluer 17-Apr-21 01:25 PM
Eating a lemon? 🥴 🥴
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:25 PM
lemon juice in the eye best combo ever
Avatar Shurl Icluer Eating a lemon? 🥴 🥴
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 01:26 PM
mhm!!
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:26 PM
That is intresting
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 01:28 PM
Do you have any edibles 😳
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:28 PM
oh no drugs
do i have to get the lighter again?
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:29 PM
Whats banned in this bar?
Obviously drugs and alcohol is allowed
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 01:30 PM
oh right, please light my blunt @Stiemutar
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:31 PM
Please I need my coke
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:31 PM
Guessing tht isnt cola
Im gonna need another soda
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:32 PM
I need to think and don't bomb myself yet So 80% coffee 20% whiskey. Thx
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:32 PM
you know that in the very old coca cola recipe cocaine was used
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:32 PM
Same goes for German chocolate lol
Avatar Stiemutar you know that in the very old coca cola recipe cocaine was used
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:34 PM
Yes saw a documentry on that
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:34 PM
You know what I actually want though??
I want
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:34 PM
What?
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:34 PM
Axolotls
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:35 PM
Agree
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:35 PM
And Giraffes
Give me Axolotls and Giraffes, bartender
I need them for a demonstration
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:35 PM
Oh god
Well i wonder how this will turn out
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 01:35 PM
If you prepare cacao a certain way, it also gets you high
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:35 PM
It’ll end up with the hosts being mad at me again
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:36 PM
I had that anti cough syrup somewhere It was kinda lit
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:36 PM
how are you expecting Giraffes to exist underwater
Avatar NutNiestir If you prepare cacao a certain way, it also gets you high
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 01:36 PM
traditional ceremony stuff
Avatar Taor Goebi Ts how are you expecting Giraffes to exist underwater
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:36 PM
I expect Axolotls to exist above water. I don’t expect anything from Giraffes cause they are already perfect
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
we're underwater here
alright I'll find a giraffe
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
Good
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
found one!
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
Yay
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
oh no it drowned
how sad
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
Where is the booze coming from?
And the drugs
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
its moves with the water
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
Sunken ships
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
No I put him in my room with the same things you use to keep me from not drowning
Avatar Taor Goebi Ts Click to see original message
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:37 PM
I see it different
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
So do I
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
Same
Avatar Nafa Fafa No I put him in my room with the same things you use to keep me from not drowning
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
oxygen tank?
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
Welp comedic timing rool with it
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
it's a discord thing
Avatar Taor Goebi Ts oxygen tank?
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
Yes. My Giraffe shall survive
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
if you send a message right after another person sent one you get the wrong order
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NrN 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
How is everyone in this bar drunk already?
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:38 PM
alcohol
Avatar NrN How is everyone in this bar drunk already?
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:39 PM
Im not
Ig im drunk on sodas if thats possible
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:39 PM
Good bartending I'd say
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NrN 17-Apr-21 01:39 PM
fair point
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 01:39 PM
It's hydro weed
Obviouslt
y
Avatar Bartender Good bartending I'd say
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:39 PM
Bartender where is my axolotl and giraffe?? That is not good bartending
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 01:39 PM
hidden in your room?
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:40 PM
Give this man his axolotl
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 01:40 PM
This isn't a pet store
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:40 PM
Sad
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 01:40 PM
For sure his giraffe is under bed
Avatar Bartender This isn't a pet store
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:40 PM
I’ll tell you what.. if you CC me a giraffe, I’ll be happy
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:41 PM
No way they fell for that
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 01:41 PM
OMG THEY DID
(Jk jk they didn’t)
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RUQHUIL_4568 17-Apr-21 01:42 PM
Wouldve been the highlight
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v1r3b 17-Apr-21 04:08 PM
Do you have a petting zoo?
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 04:09 PM
no
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v1r3b 17-Apr-21 04:18 PM
well this bar isn't that great then.
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 05:06 PM
idk, we are underwater. maybe we can go outside and play with sharks
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 05:10 PM
the sharks will only murder you a little
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Nafa Fafa 17-Apr-21 05:10 PM
yaaaaay
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 05:11 PM
well, good luck for them. I am kinda skinny
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Alimmu 17-Apr-21 05:13 PM
Underwater? Lol that's not what the story tells
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Stiemutar 17-Apr-21 05:13 PM
unda da c
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v1r3b 17-Apr-21 05:14 PM
does this bar even have a name?
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 05:16 PM
it's called Thi Suwwz Siu Tortli
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Alimmu 17-Apr-21 05:16 PM
Yeah it was in the story time
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 05:16 PM
The Savvy Sea Turtle
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Alimmu 17-Apr-21 05:16 PM
Well now in the future storytimw
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Taor Goebi Ts 17-Apr-21 05:16 PM
it will be in the N1 start #story_time
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 05:23 PM
Who is slandering this bar?
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Shurl Icluer 17-Apr-21 05:25 PM
everyone
Avatar Bartender Who is slandering this bar?
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v1r3b 17-Apr-21 05:27 PM
do you have any drink specials on?
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 05:47 PM
That's not nice
Yes, the specials are whatever you would like to drink
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Nr. Tortli 17-Apr-21 05:53 PM
May I please request a refill of tea in my favorite mug? All the turtlestare'ing has emptied it.
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 05:56 PM
I mean, tea is boring but as you wish
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Nr. Tortli 17-Apr-21 06:02 PM
Wow. "forgets" to tip the @Bartender
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Alimmu 17-Apr-21 06:08 PM
Can I have a long Island Tea please?
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shetqastemg-haddets-ta-gullejriz 17-Apr-21 07:05 PM
Bartender I would like one hot choccy please
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Fuzummu 17-Apr-21 07:06 PM
id like a milkshake please
cookies and cream
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Tavern Owner BOT 17-Apr-21 07:24 PM
Just like this
FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE
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Arctem 17-Apr-21 07:25 PM
woohooo
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 07:26 PM
yayy
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 07:26 PM
Wooo
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NutNiestir 17-Apr-21 07:59 PM
Yahooo
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 07:59 PM
Happy hour just got very happy
Get them free while you can
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Tavern Owner BOT 17-Apr-21 08:00 PM
Can I also get a free drink?
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 08:02 PM
i want a free drink
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM
i want a 3 drink
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ustruqheleuc 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM
a 3let drink?
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 08:03 PM
Of course you can, boss
Drinks all around
Hell, even I'm having one
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Namustirz Hurrz 17-Apr-21 08:05 PM
Hope there's no catch in it Like some secret ingredients
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Bartender BOT 17-Apr-21 08:06 PM
No catch, just good times
Avatar ustruqheleuc a 3let drink?
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hurqiritti 17-Apr-21 08:06 PM
no
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Ithum. 17-Apr-21 08:26 PM
Can I get a drink of icecream?
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:46 AM
Bartender is now drunk himself
Gin, whiskey, cocktails and red wine
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 01:48 AM
admirable
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Cuqtuem Lojjz 18-Apr-21 01:48 AM
Have someone take over your shift
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:49 AM
I can serve drinks while drunk
I have much practice
They're just stringer
Stronger, rather
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 01:49 AM
I own this tavern. I say the bartender can still tend the bar.
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Ithum. 18-Apr-21 01:56 AM
So the one who end's bart is male
hmmm
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:33 AM
Thanks boss
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Ithum. 18-Apr-21 02:35 AM
well now it must be harp /s
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:54 AM
Are you trying to guess my identity?
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Cuqtuem Lojjz 18-Apr-21 02:56 AM
it seems like he is
wow ethan
at least pretend not to
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Ithum. 18-Apr-21 03:04 AM
/s for sarcasm smh
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v1r3b 18-Apr-21 04:00 AM
It would be easier if you just told us. Then we wouldn't have to guess :).
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Fuzummu 18-Apr-21 04:10 AM
who owns this tavern
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Arctem 18-Apr-21 04:12 AM
some poor hosty type, have you seen the state of the place, lol
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Nafa Fafa 18-Apr-21 04:21 AM
There is water everywhere here. Definitely don’t wanna be here
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v1r3b 18-Apr-21 04:36 AM
is this bar going to have any entertainment?
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RUQHUIL_4568 18-Apr-21 04:37 AM
Wdym by entertainment?
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v1r3b 18-Apr-21 04:37 AM
music, dancing, karaoke, pool etc.
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Børu 18-Apr-21 04:52 AM
dance
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Arctem 18-Apr-21 04:52 AM
Anyone ask what they cooking in that cauldron over there or do we want to know?
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Nafa Fafa 18-Apr-21 05:15 AM
I wanna know
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 11:00 AM
Your strongest drink please
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 12:04 PM
Strongest drink, coming up
Shall I reveal my identity?
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 12:15 PM
Thanks for drink Need another one please Life sucks
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Li Héram 18-Apr-21 12:32 PM
is there coffee here? 😂
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 12:34 PM
There is, yes
bro_fist_kiss 1
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 12:36 PM
wow that was funny
😂 1
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Nafa Fafa 18-Apr-21 12:48 PM
I need your hardest liquor
I need to mourn this death
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Ithum. 18-Apr-21 01:29 PM
I just realised something
If we're on an expedition
is the bartender just a guy with a load of alcohol in his backpack
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 01:30 PM
yea
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 01:30 PM
mobile tavern probably
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:34 PM
I can be whatever you need
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 01:35 PM
better to not to say that in front of some folks
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 01:38 PM
wat
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Nafa Fafa 18-Apr-21 01:38 PM
UwU say it in front of me
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v1r3b 18-Apr-21 01:42 PM
I need a dead wolf. Do you serve that?
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Lieludaa 18-Apr-21 01:43 PM
Iced coffee please
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 01:43 PM
I will take naked Cuba Libre
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 01:44 PM
Dead wolves can be served if they have been freshly unalived
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NrN 18-Apr-21 02:00 PM
Does this bar serve food? I'm hungry
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:01 PM
What can I get you? Something light such as some fries? Or a main course?
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NrN 18-Apr-21 02:05 PM
Oh you do? Oooo, burger and fries would be lovely rn, ty 😄
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:11 PM
Coming right up, what sauce would you like for the fries? A classic ketchup or something cooler like an aioli?
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Lieludaa 18-Apr-21 02:14 PM
Can i have baked beans and chips pleaseeee (edited)
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:16 PM
Coming right up, weird but I'll do it
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Stiemutar 18-Apr-21 02:16 PM
Can I have an Ended Bart?
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NrN 18-Apr-21 02:17 PM
Ketchup. And maybe even some mayo on the side too, ty 5 stars would recommend
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Alimmu 18-Apr-21 02:34 PM
A pizza with pineapple for everyone please
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🙀 1
🙌 1
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RUQHUIL_4568 18-Apr-21 02:36 PM
I actually have not eaten pineapple pizza so ill take that
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 02:37 PM
A Hawaiian, coming up
Avatar Alimmu A pizza with pineapple for everyone please
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Nafa Fafa 18-Apr-21 02:48 PM
Okay thank you I’m so happy
yayhat 2
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Alimmu 18-Apr-21 02:54 PM
Cause it's racedayitalianhandgesture
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 04:28 PM
It is raceday is it?
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 04:33 PM
no
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 06:23 PM
It has been said that it is
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 06:28 PM
it's not it can't be
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 06:28 PM
It doesn't feel like a raceday
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Børu 18-Apr-21 07:01 PM
Can I get a rum and coke please bartender
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 07:01 PM
Or course, the house rum is Captain Morgan, is that to your liking?
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Absinth please Need to talk with green fairy
😂 1
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Børu 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM
That’ll do
Day drinking at its finest aPES3_Beer
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Coming right up, the captain and the fairy
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 07:02 PM
Thx
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 07:03 PM
i'll have a
uh
idk
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Taqkemsni 18-Apr-21 07:03 PM
Is that some sort of secret code Im too dumb to understand
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 07:03 PM
something not bad
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Taqkemsni 18-Apr-21 07:04 PM
While you're at it maybe toss over some of that dihydrogen monoxide with a bit of dissolved H2CO3 with some freshly cut lime will ya?
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 07:06 PM
Soda water, coming right up
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Taqkemsni 18-Apr-21 07:06 PM
Is that what that's called?
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 08:08 PM
You asked for carbonated water and lime, I think you forgot the gin if I'm honest
Actually no, I'm wrong
You asked for acid 😂
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 08:10 PM
alcoholsad
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ustruqheleuc 18-Apr-21 08:10 PM
alcool
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 08:10 PM
alcodumb
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 08:13 PM
I can do alcohol
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hurqiritti 18-Apr-21 08:18 PM
ik
can you give me a
not that
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 09:37 PM
It seems we have a good old fashioned two horse election race
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Dadlaz 18-Apr-21 09:37 PM
Drinks are on me, barkeep
CHEERS_NPA
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 09:38 PM
Bob coming in hot, will Orc shout a round too?
Round on Bob, coming right up
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ustruqheleuc 18-Apr-21 09:38 PM
this is now a two-party system i guess
😬 5
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Namustirz Hurrz 18-Apr-21 09:57 PM
Another Absinth pls. And thx
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 10:44 PM
Another Absinth? You do go hard, let me know if you'd like a water here or there
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:06 PM
It's a quiet bar, is everyone having a quiet time in after the elections?
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ustruqheleuc 18-Apr-21 11:07 PM
i think a few are drinking at home
did you give them some alcohol in celebration?
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:08 PM
Bob shouted a round but no one came to drink his lovely gesture
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:08 PM
I certainly hope you didn't give out free alcohol @Bartender, I'm trying to run a business here after all.
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:09 PM
No sir, Bob gave payment in advance for the round he shouted
I'm ready to pour them 🤷‍♂️
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:10 PM
Alright, glad I don't need to do yet another wage cut.
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:12 PM
I sincerely hope not
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:16 PM
Yeah, I can't go much lower than $1.25 per hour without getting in trouble with the law... 😔
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:16 PM
Good thing I love my job
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:18 PM
And luckily here at the Thi Suwwz Siu Tortli we really appreciate our employees which is why you get an entire 2 days of vacation each year!
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:18 PM
I hardly know what to do with all that free time
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ustruqheleuc 18-Apr-21 11:18 PM
god, that's so generous!
if i wasn't fully occupied as a trophy spouse to @Thi Nari Riul Ts i would totally work here
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:19 PM
You are most welcome, I could use the help
As long as you aren't of the canine variety
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 18-Apr-21 11:19 PM
Hi
yes
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ustruqheleuc 18-Apr-21 11:19 PM
all my time is taken sitting at home and looking pretty at fancy dinners
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:20 PM
I'm glad you acknowledge my generosity. I couldn't afford another submarine this year because of the high wages I pay my employees. I only have 23 and I really wanted another one. 😔
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 18-Apr-21 11:20 PM
I can build you a submarine
I can't guarantee it's safe but it sure is cheap
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:20 PM
Safety is irrelevant. I'll have one of my other employees use it to deliver things to this tavern.
Thanks for the offer 🙂
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:21 PM
I hope I get a bonus for this shit
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:21 PM
How DARE you ask for a bonus, after all I have done for you!
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:22 PM
Testing the structural integrity of submarines was not in the job description
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Tavern Owner BOT 18-Apr-21 11:22 PM
Oh no, that's for one of my other employees.
can't have you use the submarine to escape
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Ithum. 18-Apr-21 11:25 PM
I'm here
:)
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v1r3b 18-Apr-21 11:26 PM
are the submarines available for rental?
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Ithum. 18-Apr-21 11:26 PM
💰
Beer now
Lot's of it
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:27 PM
Coming right up
Avatar Thi Nari Riul Ts yes
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ustruqheleuc 18-Apr-21 11:42 PM
please tell me im your prettiest trophy wife i think i deserve it
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Bartender BOT 18-Apr-21 11:44 PM
Would you like a drink before that boss? Something stiff?
Avatar ustruqheleuc please tell me im your prettiest trophy wife i think i deserve it
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 12:03 AM
ts is my prettiest throphy wife
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:04 AM
oh fuck you
somebody fetch me some divorce papers!!
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Lieludaa 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM
Not sure any of us are qualified lawyers
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM
I do A level law
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM
ethan!! fetch me some divorce papers and represent me in a court of law!!
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:05 AM
We can go simpler
I can get you off with murder
If use gun
Or
Become Muslim
There tradition is to say "I denounce you" 3 times
Then bam
Divorce
I used the wrong there
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM
yes but if we go through legal routes ill be entitled to half the estate because she didnt sign a prenup
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM
Oh
Avatar Lieludaa Not sure any of us are qualified lawyers
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM
i used to run a minecraft law firm with bart
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:07 AM
You didn't mention that
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:08 AM
fetch me the papers, boy!!
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Ithum. BOT 19-Apr-21 12:08 AM
url
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 19-Apr-21 12:08 AM
https://www.gov.uk/divorce/file-for-divorce (edited)
Get a divorce
Check you can get a divorce, agree or disagree with a divorce petition, what to do if your husband or wife lacks mental capacity
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:09 AM
thank you.
@Thi Nari Riul Ts i hope you’re ready for court
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:09 AM
Ok so it went divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived
So by logic
Ts should be beheaded soon
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 12:10 AM
yeah sure, when is it?
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM
The divorce or the beheading?
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM
ethan, when’s the court date?
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM
Errrrrrrrrrrrr
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM
tomorrow?
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM
Sure
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 12:11 AM
we're not beheading @Taor Goebi Ts
poor guy
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Taor Goebi Ts 19-Apr-21 12:12 AM
should I be scared
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 12:12 AM
Yes
I have guillotine or ax
Choose
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 12:14 AM
i will protect my favorite wife
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 12:18 AM
thanks, keep giving me more grounds for divorce
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 12:19 AM
:)
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Nafa Fafa 19-Apr-21 12:23 PM
Hey bartender if you’re alive, can I order a hug?
😂 2
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Namustirz Hurrz 19-Apr-21 01:29 PM
Tequila please If somebody's outta here
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 01:46 PM
Is the bartender dead
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Lieludaa 19-Apr-21 01:49 PM
Nooo please no :( we will starve
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Tavern Owner BOT 19-Apr-21 01:51 PM
The bartender isn't here at the moment but I am!
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WaebNest 19-Apr-21 02:03 PM
I want the bartender
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 02:12 PM
I am alive, and you may have all the hugs you need
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RUQHUIL_4568 19-Apr-21 02:12 PM
yaaay
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 02:14 PM
Everyone needs love
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Lieludaa 19-Apr-21 02:14 PM
PHEW
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 02:17 PM
Does anyone have any info for the bartender? The bartender wants to help fellow town
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WaebNest 19-Apr-21 02:17 PM
yayayayayyy
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 02:17 PM
Errrrrrr idk 4 peeps died
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 02:18 PM
Yes indeed, some wolves too
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 02:18 PM
Whut
How do you know they're wolves
Could theoretically be all town
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 02:19 PM
Perhaps the bartender knows some things
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Ithum. 19-Apr-21 02:19 PM
Does the bartender know the coroner
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Nafa Fafa 19-Apr-21 02:53 PM
BARTENDER YOURE BERE
HERE
I MISSED YOU
Bartender you should probably CC the Mayor. They would love to have your details
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 04:54 PM
I missed you too, loyal patron
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 06:41 PM
Gin Happy Hour starting... now!
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Namustirz Hurrz 19-Apr-21 06:41 PM
👀
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WaebNest 19-Apr-21 06:41 PM
YESS. GIN. I have never had gin before
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shetqastemg-haddets-ta-gullejriz 19-Apr-21 06:42 PM
its not even 1 pm, happy hours in this bar sure do start early
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Stiemutar 19-Apr-21 06:42 PM
its nearly 7pm smh
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Børu 19-Apr-21 06:42 PM
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
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Namustirz Hurrz 19-Apr-21 06:43 PM
another one with rule of drinking after sunset ?
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM
Happy hours are international
Avatar WaebNest YESS. GIN. I have never had gin before
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ustruqheleuc 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM
it's really good
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WaebNest 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM
good to know
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Stiemutar 19-Apr-21 06:44 PM
i find it quite bitter
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 06:48 PM
Depends on the gin
Some botanicals are sweeter
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 19-Apr-21 06:59 PM
i think i had gin once and it was pretty good
someone told me i looked wasted so i guess that was good? thinky
:)
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 07:02 PM
If you were, yes it's good, if you weren't then not so much
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Iwilbari 19-Apr-21 07:49 PM
I’m gonna pass on the gin today 🥴
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Namustirz Hurrz 19-Apr-21 08:00 PM
I will take rum instead. or can I have both ,?
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Taqkemsni 19-Apr-21 08:00 PM
You can have anything as long as you pay the guy
You all have just been yoinking the drink, ever thought of who's paying?
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Namustirz Hurrz 19-Apr-21 08:01 PM
well, I have money somewhere, just forgot where
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 08:03 PM
You may have whatever you like
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Taqkemsni 19-Apr-21 08:04 PM
What about Ferrous Nitrate
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WaebNest 19-Apr-21 08:05 PM
but why?
top I think you're too fed up with chem
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Taqkemsni 19-Apr-21 08:05 PM
no u
yes me but also no u
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WaebNest 19-Apr-21 08:06 PM
I understand
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hurqiritti 19-Apr-21 08:09 PM
i'm still gonna take a pepsi
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 10:33 PM
Well well well, seems there's a lot going on
Anyone need a drink?
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v1r3b 19-Apr-21 10:44 PM
whats on special?
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Qraqhit 19-Apr-21 10:46 PM
I need a whiskey brooo
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Bartender BOT 19-Apr-21 11:02 PM
Coupla drinkz coming right up, whiskey and the special, a whiskey sour
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v1r3b 19-Apr-21 11:44 PM
ewwwwwww whiskey sour is terrible.
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:09 AM
I politely disagree
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 11:17 AM
Bartender, what’s your favourite drink?
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:22 AM
Lemonade and crackles, at the moment
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 11:23 AM
Weird combination but okay
I’d like to order that please
Then you can have it after your shift is finished <3
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:24 AM
Give it a try, you may like it
Coming right up
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 11:25 AM
That's so sweet of Mojo!
Bartender, any specials for a lady on a Wednesday evening?
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 11:27 AM
Anything is a special for the Lady Heron
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 11:28 AM
Oooo Lady Heron being treated like royalty
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 11:34 AM
I love Bartenders 😍
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krothirs 20-Apr-21 11:59 AM
they dont have to wait for the end of there shift to have a drink, thry just need to not get drunk
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:00 PM
Amen to that
don't tell the boss
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 12:03 PM
ooh sometimes it's the best way to get others drunk though. Be a happy drunk yourself 😂
😂 1
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 12:36 PM
One beer please Preferably Czech one (edited)
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:36 PM
coming right up
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 12:39 PM
Thanks a lot
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:54 PM
I apologise guys but it is time for your friendly neighborhood bartender to get political
Harper for Mayor
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do not fret, drinks will flow as per usual
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krothirs 20-Apr-21 12:55 PM
about time given you 100% town
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RUQHUIL_4568 20-Apr-21 12:55 PM
Bartender i shall have my usual
Do u remember?
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hurqiritti 20-Apr-21 12:56 PM
halo political gif
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 12:56 PM
I love politics!
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hurqiritti 20-Apr-21 12:56 PM
wait bartender can send gifs if last game is anything to go by
send the halo political gif
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RUQHUIL_4568 20-Apr-21 12:57 PM
Ill see if bartender remembers my usual
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 12:59 PM
soda, coming right up
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RUQHUIL_4568 20-Apr-21 12:59 PM
Yooo
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krothirs 20-Apr-21 12:59 PM
Can i get a drink?
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:02 PM
🍺
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krothirs 20-Apr-21 01:02 PM
thanks
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 01:04 PM
I'll take some water
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hurqiritti 20-Apr-21 01:05 PM
the usual for me too
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 01:09 PM
Hi Harp, my ex- Chef 😂
so Mayor huh, how'd you feel about that@hurqiritti ?
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hurqiritti 20-Apr-21 01:15 PM
mayonnaise
😂 2
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 01:17 PM
Another campaign?
Just from curiosity, how many mayors do you usually have per game?
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RUQHUIL_4568 20-Apr-21 01:20 PM
More than 1
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:20 PM
less than 2000
😂 4
🥺 1
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 01:21 PM
So 99 then
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:25 PM
Important announcement: it is time for your favourite Bartender to take off his mask; I am the Prophet
You may cc me as you wish
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😂 1
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 01:25 PM
shocked!
😂 1
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 01:26 PM
Why, you wanna candidate?
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 01:27 PM
PROPHET
WHAT IS THIS
😂 1
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RUQHUIL_4568 20-Apr-21 01:27 PM
Oh nice
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 01:28 PM
I need rum to process that
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RUQHUIL_4568 20-Apr-21 01:28 PM
I mean u r right about one thing ur my favourite bartender
☺️ 1
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 01:37 PM
Yo wheres my water 🥲
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 01:38 PM
💧
Avatar Nafa Fafa WHAT IS THIS
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 01:56 PM
did you think Bartender was a chick? 🤣🤣🤣
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 01:57 PM
Tf
That's why he said that he can be whatever we want
Avatar Li Héram did you think Bartender was a chick? 🤣🤣🤣
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 02:00 PM
I didn’t think it was prophet :(((((
😂 3
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 02:48 PM
let's just drink to that. 🍻
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 02:49 PM
I can do that
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Tavern Owner BOT 20-Apr-21 02:49 PM
🍻
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 02:55 PM
🍺 here is mine from last night
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 02:57 PM
That's considered as crime here. Not to finish your beer
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:01 PM
I fell asleep. Plus it’s not like I wasn’t gonna finish it. Just prolonged it
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM
Well then Cheers
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM
Prophet
Gimme some box wine
😂 1
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM
Yes ma'am?
Boxed wine, coming up
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:07 PM
boxwinemhysa
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:08 PM
waterfall
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wwheart 2
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:08 PM
This role fits you
😂
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:08 PM
I mean, I do like it a lot 😂
Okay, new political announcement: Dora for mayor townies
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@Participant
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hurqiritti 20-Apr-21 03:10 PM
gotcha
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM
Boru for Mayor 806629199925608528
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM
aPES3_Beer
DRINKS ON ME!
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM
Yay
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:11 PM
drinkclaws4khal
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM
Alr bartender
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM
🍹
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM
Give me your strongest, cheapest drink
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM
Box wine Harry
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😂
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:12 PM
Bartender! You heard the man!
Box wine for everyone!
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
I can finish a Box wine 👀
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
sharing some boxed wine
Avatar Li Héram I can finish a Box wine 👀
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
Same
Avatar Li Héram I can finish a Box wine 👀
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
Mhysa sure can 😂
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
🤣
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
The cheapest would be Water
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
Now it sounds like street campaign
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
Yeah we like it in da streets twerkingalien
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:13 PM
can we just use drunk translator here together? 🤣
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
😂
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
Oooof
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
I can use Czech
Avatar Børu Yeah we like it in da streets twerkingalien
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
ohh I miss doing Pub crawls 👀😂
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
Who can I yeet 👀
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
Lynch
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
you can yeet the wolves
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
Not yeet
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
Yeet
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:14 PM
We lynch the bad guys
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
Lynč je lynč
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
I'm currently subscribed to Børu, I sold my soul to her. 😂
😂 2
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
I voted for her for president
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
With whole NK
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
So whatever she says, I'll just do. 😂
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Tavern Owner BOT 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
We have a Devil!?
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
Lmaooo
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
I_love_u
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:15 PM
I can be the devil
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
👀 kinky
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
devilparty
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
Sus
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
You're sus
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
I know
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
😂
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
Tell me something I don't 😂 😂
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
lynch the potato doctor 😂
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 03:16 PM
Who wants to have whiskey with me?
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
me
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
I DOOOOO
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
me me
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
Bring it in
On
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Nhzsu 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
celebrate
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
I've been mixing drinks
but sure 😂
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:17 PM
Give me Green fairy
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:18 PM
I’d love some Midori (edited)
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 03:20 PM
by any chance do you have chili or nachos? I kinda like eating after 🤣😂
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:21 PM
Pickles should be alright
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:21 PM
I’d love some jalapeños
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Alcohol BOT 20-Apr-21 03:23 PM
Sorry, we don't have that.
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:25 PM
Don't have what?
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:31 PM
Woah! Alcohol!!
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Alcohol BOT 20-Apr-21 03:32 PM
Hi 😄
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:32 PM
That was sus 👀
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Alcohol BOT 20-Apr-21 03:33 PM
No!
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Børu 20-Apr-21 03:34 PM
Oh okay. Not sus 😂
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Alcohol BOT 20-Apr-21 03:34 PM
Thanks!
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:38 PM
Talking alcohol What kind of magic is this?
Avatar Namustirz Hurrz Talking alcohol What kind of magic is this?
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 03:44 PM
Your probably just drunk and imagining things
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:47 PM
Sounds like me, not gonna lie
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:47 PM
Damn I was gonna say that
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:48 PM
Blame Absinth😂
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Nafa Fafa 20-Apr-21 03:50 PM
Nah I’m just gonna blame me being focused on homework in the middle of the night
And alcohol haha
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 03:51 PM
Sounds legit
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:22 PM
Can I get a drink? It seems like 4 people want to lynch me.
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:22 PM
Sure can, what would you like?
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:23 PM
Well... considering drinks are on our proposed new mayor, whatever is most expensive
😮 5 now!
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:24 PM
yay
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:25 PM
Gold flaked vodka with glacial soda water, on its way
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:25 PM
fancy.
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:25 PM
👀 sounds expensive
Y’all got coupons?
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 06:26 PM
it also sounds like it would be underwhelming to taste
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:26 PM
I agree
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:26 PM
Yeah. Although, I've never tasted gold.
What does it taste like?
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:27 PM
Most expensive doesn't always mean best
As anyone who hired Dora will know
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:28 PM
😂
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:28 PM
Can I get the second most expensive?
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:28 PM
Bartender gonna get fired in a minute
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM
You shoulda set a limit
I hope your not going to take hard working tax payer dollars to pay for your bill.
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM
Can I have Red bull with vodka please?
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM
You really don't want a political scandal before being elected
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Qraqhit 20-Apr-21 06:29 PM
A round is a standardised dollar amount, which you are fast approaching
Aged scotch, coming up
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM
Of course I am. It’s what we do as politicians 🥰
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Qraqhit 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM
And a red bull vodka
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM
Danke schön
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM
@Qraqhit your bartender side is showing shhh (edited)
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:30 PM
Lmao
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 06:31 PM
He took out his mask?
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:32 PM
Ooooo we are in a panorama! You can’t do that
Avatar Namustirz Hurrz He took out his mask?
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 06:32 PM
we dont talk about that incident
the bartender and prophet will always be two different people to me 😔
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 06:33 PM
Ok ok
I have short memory
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 06:34 PM
Thank you. Thank you for giving yourself induced anterograde amnesia
it means a lot
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:35 PM
Well I'll try for a third drink. Could I get a Caesar with Lime Vodka distilled in space?
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:36 PM
Yessss
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 06:36 PM
Yw
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 06:39 PM
I apologise for stepping out from behind the bar
I was just collecting empty glasses
It won't happen again
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 06:40 PM
back in the closet behind the bar.
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Børu 20-Apr-21 06:40 PM
Lol
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Li Héram 20-Apr-21 06:47 PM
😂 That's such a cool trick!
he removed his apron
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 06:50 PM
Alcohol makes wonders
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 06:51 PM
Imagine having anything to do with alcohol that doesn't involve chemical reactions, couldn't be me
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 07:22 PM
Top we dont want your ethanol rn
Ethan's already dead anyway
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 07:22 PM
How about some methanol?
Surely that won't harm you
I could spare you some n-pentanol if you're into that (edited)
Well not that I own any now, you have to ask the barkeep for that
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 07:24 PM
Surely 2,3,5-tribromo-hexan-4-ol would be the best option tho (edited)
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 07:25 PM
You sure you want alcohol with bromine in it
Doesn't seem very healthy
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WaebNest 20-Apr-21 07:25 PM
bold of you to assume alcohol is healthy
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 07:26 PM
Well subjectively I would say bromine free alcohol is better than alcohol with bromine wouldn't u agree
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 07:29 PM
Up to 7 votes on me. I'm doomed. Can I get a shot of whiskey distilled on the moon?
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 07:31 PM
Wouldn't you reckon not drinking alcohol might improve your public image
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 07:41 PM
I dont think my public image is bad. I think its the twisted image being presented in private by some people that is the issue.
Not a single person has accused me of anything that I'm aware of.
So I might as well get some humour out of it.
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Taqkemsni 20-Apr-21 08:21 PM
Fair
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Namustirz Hurrz 20-Apr-21 08:51 PM
One last whisky before I met with Hypnos, please. And thanks
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 09:55 PM
@Bartender do you offer final meals before lynching?
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 09:56 PM
Yessir, what can I get ya
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v1r3b BOT 20-Apr-21 09:56 PM
I'll take a Chili's Quesadillia Explosion Salad url
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 20-Apr-21 09:56 PM
https://www.chilis.com/menu/salads-soups-chili/quesadilla-explosion-salad (edited)
Quesadilla Explosion Salad
Order fresh to order salads, hot soups or our world famous chili at Chili's Grill & Bar near you.
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 09:57 PM
oh guess I can't past a link to it.
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Thi Nari Riul Ts 20-Apr-21 09:57 PM
you can, we just have to accept the link or delete it
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v1r3b 20-Apr-21 09:57 PM
ahhhh ok
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 09:58 PM
On its way
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Bartender BOT 20-Apr-21 10:33 PM
Well done friends, we lynched a hairy beast
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Namustirz Hurrz 21-Apr-21 09:39 AM
Two shots of tequila please
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ummu7mir 21-Apr-21 05:23 PM
One shot of vodka please
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Bartender BOT 21-Apr-21 05:24 PM
Coming right up
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ummu7mir 21-Apr-21 05:24 PM
Thank youuu
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Namustirz Hurrz 21-Apr-21 09:21 PM
Do you have laxatives? If yes, I'll take one with strawberry flavor
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ustruqheleuc 21-Apr-21 09:32 PM
a Molotov cocktail please
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Tavern Owner BOT 21-Apr-21 09:58 PM
hepi
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Bartender BOT 21-Apr-21 10:03 PM
👀
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Namustirz Hurrz 22-Apr-21 02:38 PM
One coffee, please Straight to veins
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Li Héram 22-Apr-21 02:58 PM
you should go to the hospital for Coffee IV 😂
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Avatar Namustirz Hurrz One coffee, please Straight to veins
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shetqastemg-haddets-ta-gullejriz 22-Apr-21 02:59 PM
i think you have a caffeine addiction sir
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Namustirz Hurrz 22-Apr-21 03:02 PM
Nah It's just cover for alcohol addiction
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Taqkemsni 23-Apr-21 02:33 PM
Bartender noooooooooooooooo
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Nafa Fafa 23-Apr-21 02:35 PM
I miss them already:((((
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Taqkemsni 23-Apr-21 02:36 PM
🪦 💐
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Nafa Fafa 23-Apr-21 02:36 PM
I need a beer to mourn this death...
Oh wait..
NO MORE BEER
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Li Héram 23-Apr-21 02:37 PM
😭
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Lieludaa 23-Apr-21 02:37 PM
Noooooo we will starve
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Nhzsu 23-Apr-21 02:43 PM
Why yall kill my boo? She was the best mayor ever
RiP Prophet
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Namustirz Hurrz 23-Apr-21 02:50 PM
RIP you two
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Tavern Owner BOT 23-Apr-21 02:55 PM
🍺
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Taqkemsni 23-Apr-21 02:57 PM
Since the old bar keep is dead is there a job vacancy
I don't support alcohol but I need that income man
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WaebNest 23-Apr-21 03:23 PM
noooo prophet 😭
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Li Héram 23-Apr-21 04:37 PM
Good day! @Participant We lost our great Mayor Dora and our friendly and reliable Bartender Prophet last night. While we mourn for our GOATs, we need to elect a new Mayor. I nominate fellow townie Mojo. He’s the right choice to lead us to the right path. In line with this, our lynch will be Void. Don't let the deaths of our beloved townies be in vain. ✊
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