Werewolves Revamped - fake-bartender

Werewolves Bot B BOT 09-Jul-21 12:57 PM

✅ Added connection bartender with disguise Bartender But Its Actually A Host!

ITZDEud. BOT 09-Jul-21 12:57 PM

also let's start a chain of those "say any superpower u want and the first person to reply gets to give you a side effect" kinda thing

Harvest Tomasala 09-Jul-21 12:58 PM

not in my tavern!!

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:14 PM

First

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:16 PM

No you ain’t

I’d love to do this

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:16 PM

First

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:16 PM

No you aren’t, beside

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

Beside

IM 2 PEOPLE

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

You are

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

L AND I

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

One is called dumb

The other is called ass

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

Dumb of ass

Harvest Tomasala 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

Hey dont be mean in my tavern

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

No no no

It’s not mean

It’s love

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:17 PM

I agree so its not mean

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:18 PM

See?

We love eachother /p

AST BOT 09-Jul-21 02:18 PM

Love wins

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 02:18 PM

Wow did you call Leila a dumbass

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:19 PM

No no no

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 02:19 PM

@L l dumbass

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:19 PM

Leila is two different people

AST BOT 09-Jul-21 02:19 PM

the other is me

The Mogo BOT 09-Jul-21 02:19 PM

Did you not pay attention

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 02:23 PM

True

Also true

Jean de Bootas BOT 09-Jul-21 03:27 PM

gift

AST BOT 09-Jul-21 03:33 PM

gift me now ten letters

L l BOT 09-Jul-21 04:00 PM

no

ITZDEud. BOT 09-Jul-21 05:01 PM

Alright alright so ill start this whole superpower thing

I gain the ability to turn back time up to 30 minutes

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:03 PM

i'll choose shapeshifting

because i have no idea what the hell a side effect for yours could be

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 05:08 PM

maybe like an inability to interact with anything while there

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:09 PM

waittt

you can turn back time, but you won't remember anything that happened in those 30 minutes

Plastic Point BOT 09-Jul-21 05:10 PM

thats a super cool addition to that

i'd wanna be able to teleport

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:10 PM

but you can only teleport to places you've been before

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 05:21 PM

I'd want self duplication

like the ability to make multiple of myself

one side effect could be, you can only shape-shift into inanimate objects

Plastic Point BOT 09-Jul-21 05:22 PM

everyone would still know that its you

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:23 PM

oh both are good options actually

Plastic Point BOT 09-Jul-21 05:23 PM

you can only be conscious in one body at a time tho

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:24 PM

the duplicates have 90's games graphics

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 05:25 PM

so I can make just a pile of body doubles and just transfer my consciousness to a new one before I die, thus I become immortal

Plastic Point BOT 09-Jul-21 05:26 PM

but where do you keep the huge pile of bodies? thats gotta be one hell of a logistic issue

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:27 PM

The body’s age double each time you do it

Plastic Point BOT 09-Jul-21 05:27 PM

ooh thats a good one too

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:27 PM

So the first body would be ur age

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:27 PM

prop hunt

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:27 PM

Second double it

And so on

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 05:28 PM

time choose any power

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:30 PM

Invis or flight

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:30 PM

which one

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:31 PM

Invis than

As it’s what I probably would choose

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:31 PM

your clothes wont be invisible :)

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:32 PM

And how’s this a downside? /j

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:34 PM

lmao

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 05:37 PM

Imagine if you went invis but had a piercing and that is how they found you out

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 05:37 PM

LMAO

that'd be a hilarious story

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 05:42 PM

You can only use it in public and you cannot take the clothes off

While invis

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 06:09 PM

yes

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 06:54 PM

You become invis but cannot see

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 06:54 PM

ooo I like that one, now you choose a power marten

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 06:57 PM

Being able to summon stuff

Cat, spoon etc

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 06:58 PM

ok you can summon stuff but it only exists for 2 minuites

Werewolves Bot B BOT 09-Jul-21 06:58 PM

On: minuites

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 06:58 PM

shhhhhh

I can spell

On BOT 09-Jul-21 06:59 PM

nah

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 06:59 PM

2 minutes is good enough for a short cat petting session

On BOT 09-Jul-21 06:59 PM

i'd have said they can only be summoned for approx 20 seconds

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 06:59 PM

Oof

On BOT 09-Jul-21 06:59 PM

and then only be resummoned in a day

like a cooldown

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:00 PM

Hmm

Yea

Cooldown on summoning sounds like a good plan

In before i summon an army of cats

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:00 PM

when the object vanishes it turns into lots of very fine confetti

AST BOT 09-Jul-21 07:00 PM

i want an army of cats

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:01 PM

sorry thats impossible

one cat

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:01 PM

Sea of fluff

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:01 PM

only for 20 secs

and that only once per day

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:01 PM

Oh shit

Thats really bad

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:01 PM

imagine you make a spoon for stiring your hot drink and it turns into lots of fine confetti in your drink

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

What about different kinds of cats?

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

that would be sad

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

imagine eating

and then confetti in mouth

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

ohno

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

okay 1 of each type

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

Imagine doing this is someone else’s home

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

but only for 20 secs

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:02 PM

lmao

gives present then walks off only to get an angry call about confetti

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:03 PM

you summon 100€ pay, leave and it turns into confetti

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:03 PM

Never will they be able to get rid of it all

Exactly

Though 2 minutes would work better

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:03 PM

nah

20 secs

2 mins and a lot of damage can be made

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:03 PM

True

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

20 secs already is alot for that

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

Would a credit card work?

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

start a confetti business

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

Like I pay and then it is gone again

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

make the perfect rocket for Nasa and then it becomes confetti before their eyes

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

Smart

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

imagine you summon confetti and more confetti comes out

perfection

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

Oh no

AST BOT 09-Jul-21 07:04 PM

fibonacci confetti

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:05 PM

it's that real fine stuff tho like the ones that are just grains of shiny plastic

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:05 PM

imagine you summon a human back to life and they turn into confetti

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:05 PM

I mean, if they are quick enough they could get lots of important info about the rocket in a short tike

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:06 PM

marten just create a double of yours

and you get a marten confetti cannon

ez

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:06 PM

“Summon a piece of paper with all the personal details of xxx” and take a photo

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:06 PM

yeah

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:07 PM

Marten confetti cannon

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:07 PM

or summon the great library of alexandria

and in 20 secs

boom

mega confetti

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:07 PM

Confetti literally everywhere

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:07 PM

or in general a 2nd earth

20 secs later

its called planet confet

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:08 PM

20 second black hole

Poof

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:08 PM

20 seconds sun on earth

death and poof

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:08 PM

Brb, changing the trajectories of the solar system

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:09 PM

just get a very historic work or so and then make a photo of it to have proof that it existed

like

you can summon ancient leaders

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:09 PM

Oooh

That would be interesting

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:09 PM

or writings of their civilizations

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:10 PM

Language barrier though

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:10 PM

just get a translator kekw

nah

just record it

and send it somewhere to decipher it

you'd get hella money

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:10 PM

That could work

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:10 PM

for providing such stuff

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:11 PM

Summons proof of alien life

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:12 PM

like imagine being able to get Julius caesar here for 20 secs

and every day

to get an interview out of him

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:12 PM

That would be an interesting kind of podcast

Yea

on today’s podcast we will see the opinion of [ikportant historical figure] about [event]

Werewolves Bot B BOT 09-Jul-21 07:13 PM

Harvest Tomasala: for 20s

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:13 PM

yeah for 20 seconds

thats not a lot

the 2 minutes would work

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:13 PM

Kinda forgot about the 20 seconds

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:14 PM

well I guess they'd need like some weeks or month to create an interview out of 20s segments

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:14 PM

It would work but not very good

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:15 PM

2 minutes but it explodes into confetti afterwords

Ts choose a power

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:16 PM

idk

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:16 PM

just choose something

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:16 PM

instant bug fixing

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:16 PM

anything

AHHA

it also summons actual bugs while you're doing it

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:17 PM

ew

not worth it

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:17 PM

lmao

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:17 PM

well guess I could go to the garden

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

you fix a bug and it summons a bunch of bees

you'd help the environment

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

actually a benefit

that side effect is better than the acutal power

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

it could also summon a swarm of hornets

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

pls no

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

or a bunch of butterflies

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

instant bug fixing but every time you use it discord updates the API

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:18 PM

fireants

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:19 PM

that's fine

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:19 PM

unless

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:19 PM

ill just not use it on discord bots

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:19 PM

people would hate you if it keeps breaking bots

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:19 PM

they wouldnt know

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:20 PM

also you'd have to fix the wwr bots every time you use the power lmao

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:20 PM

well we do

and we can spread the word

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:20 PM

wwr would just be cancelled

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:21 PM

oof 100

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:21 PM

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:21 PM

wwr is now done manually again

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:22 PM

worth it

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:22 PM

is it tho

On BOT 09-Jul-21 07:22 PM

where is the noose?

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:22 PM

uhm

lets not go there?

On the BOT 09-Jul-21 07:22 PM

@AST [A GM?] manual werewolves

AST BOT 09-Jul-21 07:22 PM

please no

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:25 PM

it's doable

we can just write autohotkeys to do everything

and they're easy to make due to instant bug fixing

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:26 PM

LMAO

well

Mink BOT 09-Jul-21 07:33 PM

Ts plz bug fix crowtex unread message

Thanks

Harvest Tomasala BOT 09-Jul-21 07:43 PM

I wish

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 07:43 PM

yeah fix it

Werewolves Bot B BOT 09-Jul-21 11:52 PM

I do: j

AST [This Person Is A Player] BOT 09-Jul-21 11:53 PM

thats me what do you want

Werewolves Bot B BOT 09-Jul-21 11:54 PM

I do: hi bitch

AST [This Person Is A Player] BOT 09-Jul-21 11:55 PM

hi bitch

SAME BOT 09-Jul-21 11:56 PM

Valli BOT 09-Jul-21 11:56 PM

On the BOT 10-Jul-21 12:00 AM

Away BOT 10-Jul-21 12:36 AM

Mink BOT 10-Jul-21 11:19 AM

Bitchard

Valli BOT 10-Jul-21 11:19 AM

bitchard my beloved

Werewolves Bot B BOT 11-Jul-21 01:39 PM

Punmer Pilmer: Hey what's you guys' favourite band names

Punmer Pilmer BOT 11-Jul-21 01:40 PM

one of my faves is öOoOoOoOoOo , it's a caterpillar!!!!!

On 11-Jul-21 08:49 PM

ending barts is my go to

Mink BOT 11-Jul-21 08:49 PM

Bart....

Valli BOT 11-Jul-21 09:03 PM

NO DONT END MY BRO

Werewolves Bot B BOT 11-Jul-21 09:33 PM

Genten: Is that real

AST [A Player With Color] BOT 11-Jul-21 09:33 PM

what, bart?

i think bart is real

Werewolves Bot B BOT 11-Jul-21 09:33 PM

Genten: Nvm I clicked on the full name

Valli BOT 11-Jul-21 09:34 PM

bart my bro

AST [A Player With Color] BOT 11-Jul-21 09:34 PM

your broloved?

Valli BOT 11-Jul-21 09:34 PM

yes

bart my broloved (no hetero)

AST [A Player With Color] BOT 11-Jul-21 09:34 PM

heterbro

Valli BOT 11-Jul-21 09:35 PM

no hetero

only the gayest for my bro

Genten 16-Jul-21 01:13 AM

Drinks are free!