The Daily Hellpaper, Day 0
Welcome to hell! We will be your hosts for today, tonight, and the following nights to come.
We promise this wil be a fun time for all!
Daily Pyrobard Column
There are 2 Pyromancer Bards
The Weather:It's hot as hell
Further notices:
The cc limit is 3
@Participant
Ts the Burglar08-Apr-21 04:01 PM
Breaking news!
We promised unlimited elections, and we will not stray from the promise! So for this game, limited time only, the top voted in the election poll will get the abilities of the Bartender! They can anonymously talk in the #tavern and they get a special role to show off their bartender status!
Happy voting!
@Participant
Ts the Burglar08-Apr-21 10:00 PM
The Nightly Hellpaper, Night 1
20 people have joined hell this day! So many newcomers, hell is satisfied. But at what point will these not-completely-innocent newcomers reach the insanity levels of the lovely hosts?
The Bartender Election of Today was very succesful. @Veray the Embezzler was elected as @Bartender!
Daily Pyrobard Column
There are still 2 Pyrobards
The Weather:It's still hot as hell
Further notices:
It appears that a new @Bartender has appeared in #tavern! Who could this strange @Bartender be?
The cc limit is now 4! Happy cc-ing!
@Participant
Ts the Burglar09-Apr-21 12:02 PM
The Daily Hellpaper, Day 1
If you're reading this, you survived the night! Wait, no. @T S the Larcenist, @Jayera the Plunderer and @Verarette the Criminal all got a letter in their mailbox this morning, saying they were being transferred to a more fun, lower level of hell. And so they left the current hell in a ritual we all call 'dying'.
Daily Pyrobard Column
Nothing worth noting
The Weather:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's still hot as hell
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 5.
@Participant(edited)
Ts the Burglar09-Apr-21 12:10 PM
EXTRA EXTRA!
It has come to our knowledge that @Jayera the Plunderer has not been transferred to a lower level of hell, but she actually ascended! Good for her, good for her.|
@Participant
Vera the Thief09-Apr-21 10:01 PM
The Nightly Hellpaper, Night 2
ELECTIONS! Our elections continue! (As do our lynches, @PsychoTs the Yegg died)
We proudly announce that nobody has become our @Mayor (> 15)!
Daily Pyrobard Column
Nothing. Just nothing.
The weather:Guess what? ITS HOT AS HELL
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 6!
@Participant(edited)
Vera the Thief10-Apr-21 12:01 PM
The Nightly Hellpaper, Day 2
Congratulations! Everybody has survived the night! Well... except 6 people, but that barely makes a difference, right? @Vera and Ts the Swindler, @Veroy the Pilferer, @Captain Tssy the Crook, @Timera the Shoplifter and @Vëra the Buccaneer all have been transferred to a lower level of hell and upon seeing that @Vera and Ts the Swindler got transferred, @Ws the Kleptomaniac decided to volunteer for a transferral as well!
After the failure of the @Mayor (> 15) election it has become clear that choosing a @Mayor (> 15) is far too difficult, so for this game, limited time only, we are going straight to a @Reporter election.
Daily Pyrobard Column
Still nothing. How is this even possible?
The weather:Unsurprisingly, it's hot as hell
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 7!
@Participant
Vera the Thief10-Apr-21 04:15 PM
PUNISHMENT PUNISHMENT!
Unbelievable and absolutely maddening! We told you to elect a @Mayor (> 15) and you didn't. We tell you to vote on who to lynch and nobody has voted yet! This is Hell. And in Hell DISOBEDIENCE means PUNISHMENT.
All your runner-like ability have been removed and you better start voting on lynch before we have to send you all to the lower levels!
In other words, Runner Vampire is now Vampire, Pyronner is now Pyromancer, Scared Warlock is now Warlock and Scared White Werewolf is now White Werewolf.
And from now on, you better remember that you're in Hell!
@Participant
Ts the Burglar10-Apr-21 10:06 PM
Nightly Hellpaper, Night 3
WE PUNISHED YOU AND YOU STILL DID NOT LISTEN
You really do not care for the abilities taken away. You don't care about who dies. No votes, no nothing. Well at least there's a @Reporter, @OrcTs the Marauder elected. That's the least you can do. But we won't stop being mean until you obey us.
Daily Pyrobard Column
Nothing. Silence.
The Weather:At this point, we all know it's hot as hell
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 8!
@Participant
Vera the Thief11-Apr-21 12:30 PM
The Daily Hellpaper, Day 3
It seems our punishment still paid off. While not much, we got to transfer to two people, @Verarry the Outlaw and @Tennis the Bandit. We hope they enjoy the hotter fires of hell!
Now we want you all to elect and @Guardian but we need you all to vote, vote, vote! So vote or else we'll have to think of some more punishments.
Daily Pyrobard column
Is there any point in this? These Pyrobards have apparently both been killed by a Wolf's Cub.
The weather:
It's hot as hell, but the fires of lower hell are hotter
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 9
@Participant(edited)
Ts the Burglar11-Apr-21 10:03 PM
The Nightly Hellpaper, Night 4
MURDER! OBEDIENCE! You citizens have done well. A murder transfer AND an @Guardian? It's our lucky day. We are so incredibly happy about this.
@VeraMisTs the Robber got transferred to lower hell and @Veray the Embezzler became the @Guardian.
Daily Pyrobard Column
We are saddened to say that out Pyrobard Column is now discontinued
The Weather:HELL IS HOT AND SO AM I
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 10
@Participant
Ts the Burglar11-Apr-21 10:11 PM
EXTRA EXTRA, BREAKING NEWS!
A death! ANOTHER DEATH!
Uh, well I mean, someone got transferred.
We are so very, very pleased. So very, very pleased. @PropheTs the Pickpocket has gotten their transferrance! WAHOO!!!
@Participant
Vera the Thief11-Apr-21 10:31 PM
The Daily Hellpaper, Day 4fast forwarded
Hell is in a bit of a weird timezone, so it seems like night is already over, huh. There hasn't even been another murder, how disappointing. Anyway, let's lynch another person and let's elect an EPIC @Suspended Player! How COOL! AMAZING role! This is your chance to become SUSPENDED! Go ahead and TAKE it! LIMITED time only!
The Daily Pyrobard Column has been discontinued
Your advertisement could be here!
The Weather:
HOT
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 11
@Participant
@Participant ping me in your SC if your vote is certain
Vera the Thief11-Apr-21 11:24 PM
The Nightly Hellpaper, Night 5fast forwarded@Participant First of all, how dare you?
I can't believe it.
We're here for DEATH, not whatever this is. This is just SAD.
You're wondering what I'm talking about?
It has come to our attention that @MaTs the Pillager the Undead and @HobbiTs the Pirate the Warlock are currently trying to kill each other. @MaTs the Pillager seems to be throwing a couple of gravestones but they don't seem very effective and in response @HobbiTs the Pirate just seems to threateningly shout "Your role is Undead".
@Veray the Embezzler the NarcissistCupid and @ETs the Cheater the Thief are watching from the sidelines.
And @OrcTs the Marauder the Burglar is very sad, just like we are at the lack of DEATH.
Seems like this one's gonna be a TIE!
The Daily Disappointment Column
We're very disappointed in you.
The Weather:
Disappointment. Just disappointment.
Further notices:
The cc limit is now 0, because you don't deserve ccs.
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