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Werewolves Bot B BOT 23-Jan-21 11:05 PM
@The Cryptic Guest has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 2 @The Cryptic Guest @The Fishy Guest
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The Cryptic Guest 23-Jan-21 11:05 PM
bitch i cant believe you didnt make a cc with me how could you
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The Fishy Guest 23-Jan-21 11:09 PM
i wouldn't make a cc...with someone with a life expectancy so low...hehehe
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The Cryptic Guest 23-Jan-21 11:10 PM
are you threatening me?
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The Fishy Guest 23-Jan-21 11:14 PM
just an
innocent remark
hehehe...
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:32 PM
see
innocent
hehehehe
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:33 PM
i don't trust you, sir
i know who you are really
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:33 PM
oh really...
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:33 PM
you're that failed detective, the one who turned to crime after the mob boss el tortuga ruined him
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:33 PM
what the FUCK hosts you said you would disguise me
what is this bullshit
i was supposed to start anew and now
i'm back to before
they'll remember my crimes
and want to hang me
i gotta go
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
wait
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
how do i leave the mansion
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
i can help you
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
HOW DO I LEAVE THE MANSION
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
i can make your past disappear
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
How
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
you can have the start you want
for a price
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:34 PM
what's the price
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:35 PM
you'll have to commit one last crime
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:35 PM
I hope it is not vandalism as I think vandalism ruins the aesthetics of old buildings
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:36 PM
no it is not vandalism, vandalism is the only crime i would never stoop too
no
see, i've been involved in a few.... shadier activities.... in my time
and recently, an ex-acquaintance of mine has got ahold of some evidence of this
i need him dead, and the photographs returned to me
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:37 PM
the photographs
what are they?
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:38 PM
various pictures of various levels of incrimination. he keeps them in a manila folder. you have to give me your word you won't look at them.
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:39 PM
I give you my word but you know I'll need to look at the evidence carefully
to know if it's the correct manilla folder
and the correct feet on the picture
you know what I mean
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:40 PM
i do. well, i suppose i have no choice but to trust you.
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:40 PM
who is that ex-acquaintance
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
he goes by "tortday boy", but his real name is wiml
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
I knew him
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
you may know his name. after all, he was the one who sabotaged your tortuga operation
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
we were good friends once
what
he SABOTAGED ME?
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
you didn't know?
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
No...
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
he told el tortuga everything
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:41 PM
what the fuck...
that's why he made it big...
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:42 PM
it is. tortuga paid him off.
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:42 PM
I will do your bidding...But, before we start...
I have options for you to choose my outfit. For 5$ extra, I will wear a suit and tie. For 10$ extra I will be using a clown costume
you can also personalize the murder weapon with an extra 15$
if you want to leave a death note, write it in less than 90 characters below.
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:43 PM
death note: "bitch you thought you could get away with this? think a-fucking-gain"
also i dont have any money im broke
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:44 PM
You can use Tortuga Loaning Services for all your money needs
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:45 PM
oh, i need to make sure nobody can trace me here. i'm under an alias, anyway
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:45 PM
I see.
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:46 PM
bring me the photos, and i'll make you disappear. if i have any suspicion you've betrayed me, however... well. it won't be pretty
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:47 PM
hmm
if I betray you
you'll make me disappear too right?
hmmmmm...
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 05:47 PM
no, i won't
i'll tell everyone here of your sordid past
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:50 PM
I see
Shipment pending
for tortuga allies
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 05:59 PM
Tortday Boy: But still... somebody sold me out. Was it Jay? [17:58] Tortday Boy: I knew I could never trust the secretary
what do I do
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 06:01 PM
go along with it. pretend you don't know it was him
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The Fishy Guest 24-Jan-21 06:01 PM
what
pretend I don't know what
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The Cryptic Guest 24-Jan-21 06:02 PM
see, perfect, you already know your lines
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The Fishy Guest 25-Jan-21 04:28 PM
📁
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The Fishy Guest 26-Jan-21 08:47 PM
oh
lemme guess
wiml was on the list
unlucky
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The Cryptic Guest 26-Jan-21 08:51 PM
he was
congratulations on your successful hit, by the way
where are the photos?
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The Fishy Guest 26-Jan-21 09:15 PM
in the file at the top
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The Cryptic Guest 26-Jan-21 09:15 PM
...good. look's like they're all -
wait.
i thought there were 9 photos
there's only 8 here?
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The Fishy Guest 26-Jan-21 09:31 PM
they must have been lost on the way
nice shoes by the way
i like what's in them 👀 (edited)
also I didn't HIT anyone I just happened to be in the vicinity when it happened
AND by the way promote me in this cc pl
@The Cryptic Guest
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The Cryptic Guest 26-Jan-21 09:42 PM
oh, may i ask why?
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The Fishy Guest 26-Jan-21 09:57 PM
name of the cc is lame
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The Cryptic Guest 26-Jan-21 10:08 PM
what do u want it to be
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The Fishy Guest 26-Jan-21 10:09 PM
better
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Werewolves Bot B BOT 26-Jan-21 10:15 PM
✅ Renamed channel to nowearenotplanningtokillwiml!
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The Fishy Guest 27-Jan-21 01:25 AM
average
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The Cryptic Guest 27-Jan-21 08:55 AM
average is better than lame
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