Werewolves Revamped - slightly-scorched-crime-bakery

Werewolves Bot B BOT 04-Nov-20 05:21 PM

Tavern

This is the tavern! Here all the Participants can talk to each other about the game. This is an alternative to the town square, in case there are several conversations happening at the same time!

The Sky Sorcerer 04-Nov-20 05:22 PM

first

The Fantastical Frog 04-Nov-20 05:22 PM

lo.

The Sky Sorcerer 04-Nov-20 05:22 PM

lo and behold

the fantastic frog (edited)

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:38 PM

milk plz

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:39 PM

Dihydrogen monoxide with a slight tinge of milk but only a ratio of 3/10 so that it's barely white

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:40 PM

just mix these together

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:40 PM

That's a bit too much dude

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:40 PM

milk is digusting

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:40 PM

I want like half a glass

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:40 PM

give me something good

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:41 PM

can I please get my milk tho

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:41 PM

too bad you might be the town's noble patron but I don't answer to you

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:41 PM

who u talking to

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:41 PM

U

@Venerated Veteran Vera

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:41 PM

Understandable, Have a good day

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:42 PM

thk u queen

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:42 PM

no something more spicy

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:42 PM

gotta say ur looking... sharp today

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:42 PM

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:42 PM

goddamn who let the simp with bad humour in

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:42 PM

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

hahaha ... for fuck... sake

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

I'd like to reorder

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

I want

Water with milk

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

im taking the capri sun

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

But in a fixed ratio by the number of particles in it

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

no

️

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:43 PM

or uh

make cheese

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

Fun fact (edited)

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

cheese

pog

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

and then take the cheesewater

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

I own this town

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

can I get a wheel of cheese please

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

You all answer to me

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

can i get a glass of delicious cheese water?

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

I don't answer to u

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

Then you get yeeted off my property

That's the entire town fyi

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:44 PM

YO IS THIS A PAPER STRAW????

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:45 PM

this isn't your property this one tavern is owned by the thieves guild and there's nothing you can do

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:45 PM

Well

I can blow it up

(edited)

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:45 PM

v

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:45 PM

Yeah sorry- the greens took over this town long ago. They voted to ban plastic (Vera#4387 :/ )

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:45 PM

get your fucking paper straws outta here i love turtles but paper straw are the sin of creation

THEY GET MUSHY

its fucking disgusting

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

Let's hold a election

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

It is. But there is another choice

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

On if I own the traven or not

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

Metal straws

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

yeah metal straws are fine

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

But they have paper ends

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

you'll lose, nobody likes a rich nobleman who charges too much tax

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:46 PM

but paper straws are the worst fucking thing on earth

AND THAT WHEN BANANAS EXIST

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:47 PM

Bananas are not straws

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:47 PM

they are if you're not a coward

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:47 PM

I only charge 1 item as tax

A bomb

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:47 PM

bananas are fucking disgusting

so is milk

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:47 PM

gib

and I leave u alone

:D

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:47 PM

oh

send

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

Ty

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

vera got tired of the taste

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

if anyone ever attempts to give me banana milk with a paper straw i will commit a legit murder

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

I will use all bombs to blow up everyone who doesn't give me bomb :D

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

@Venerated Veteran Vera

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

what

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:48 PM

banana milk with a paperstraw

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:49 PM

Banana straw milk

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:49 PM

noice+

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:49 PM

banana milk toilet paper cup

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:49 PM

Internet is a pog alchemist

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:51 PM

What about.. an entire tavern made of banana milk straws

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:51 PM

id burn down the tavern

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:51 PM

wouldn't it be flamable

Vera

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:51 PM

even if your husband will sell them?

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:51 PM

If it was made if milk

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:51 PM

Want to team up to burn this illegal tavern

In my land

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

yeah sure!

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

Alright let's go

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

we don't sell banana milk

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

(edited)

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

okay cool

i'll unburn the tavern

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

the only thing that is illegal is topk claiming this town as his own

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

this tavern does not sin

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

oh

wow

all my teammated betrayed me

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

if u burn down the tavern I'll just co-opt the town square

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

crime wins

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:52 PM

here

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

moist

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

the tavern is fine

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

thank u darling vera

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

just some scorch marks

np

can i help around the tavern

i always wanted to be a barmaid

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

yes

you can

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

I retire as the mayor transferring the ownership to @The Knife and renaming my land to Knifesborough

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

server drinks, look sexy, all that

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

KNIFESBOROUGH

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:53 PM

Farewell my subjects! You shall'nt hear from your tyrannical ruler ever again (edited)

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

haha she is a wench

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

;)

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

You can talk. But not claim this town as your own

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

but im sexy

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

I've been kicked out and am already on my way out

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

no please

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

It's too late for any support

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:54 PM

top

be a sexy barmaid with me

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

what

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

@Venerated Veteran Vera there is only one thing that is sexy. That is Sexy Internet

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

@Intern Alchemist Alien

Intermediate Wizard Ikki 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

Hi

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

Would could form an electoral block and block people from owning the tavern

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

Smart move

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:55 PM

I'm already on the border

Just clearing my visa

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

no come back and be a sexy barmaid

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

Too late

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

:((

Cool Dude Wizard 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

#slightly-scorched-crime-bakery

0h

I see

The Cursed Captain 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

border for which country

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

cdw be a sexy barmaid with me

Cool Dude Wizard 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

long name doesn't show on mobile :(

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

aight i will illegaly human traffic you back into this land

Gamethrower 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

Bruh

Cool Dude Wizard 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

sure uses magic to become a sexy barmaid

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

I've crossed the border

Gamethrower 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

What is this channel

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

cya guys later

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

time to human trafficing

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:56 PM

cdw we now server food and we get to look hot and sexy

Gamethrower 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

Remember when we burned down the entire channel

Cool Dude Wizard 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

thats why its slightly scorched

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

i remember, The Fork

Oh youre right cdw

Cool Dude Wizard 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

cdw we now server food and we get to look hot and sexy

hell yeah

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

Its just a femboy hooters and normal hooters combined

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

we're too hot

Gamethrower 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

Yes and we spammed fire emojis

Before closed by TS

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

Actually I'm back

Gamethrower 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

What game was that lol

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

If we can burn the tavern via emoji

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:57 PM

s0g0 iirc

Gamethrower 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

It was so long time ago

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

I'm going to burn this whole place down

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Can we enchant it using magic emoji

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

s0g0 was like a year and a half ago

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

I loved burning down tavern

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

(edited)

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

NOOO

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Bro that joke is old

The Sky Sorcerer 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

ok

das enough

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Your powers is no match

for my fire

The Sky Sorcerer 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

the sky is now orange

@admins

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

The Knife 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

topk die by my hand(le)

The Sky Sorcerer 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

give me reporter

please

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

stop burnijg my tavern

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

Dies on the spot

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:58 PM

There is only one real arsonist on werewolves that burned down tavern

that was me

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

The Sky Sorcerer 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

gimme reporter, it doesn't matter on d1 lmao

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

i know im hot but you dont have to make the heat unbearable

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

Hot water is good though

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

gimme huuh devil soul

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

let me stand in the building and it will cool down

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

mayor

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

Clears a cold

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 05:59 PM

ffletcher

reporter

guardian

and 10 points in the subjective score

thks

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:00 PM

someone n1 kill 3let so we dont have to suffer with him for the rest of the game

Mermaid of Mystery 04-Nov-20 06:00 PM

WTF

wolves cc me I want someone killed tonight

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:00 PM

fsgdhhf

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

I'm kinda dead am I supposed to speak

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

yes

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

when do I need to get off the stage

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

cause you arent officially dead

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

Can we un murder someone?

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

let me quicklyy use my magic to revitalize you

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:01 PM

topk runs off the stage, pursued by a bear (edited)

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:02 PM

‍♀️

There you go- I use the magic fairy

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:02 PM

good enough

is the tavern finally peaceful?

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:02 PM

Cdw's nicknames be like Cdw

it still is a crime tavern

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:03 PM

if cdws nickname isnt cdw, is it really cdw?

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:03 PM

Can we use the magic fairy to remove crime?

Or a sponge

Sponge

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:03 PM

Eyy

Ts joined

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:03 PM

yeah

bot went weird again

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

why you guys borking the bot

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

ping still works tho

Werewolves Bot B BOT 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

✅ Pong! Latency is 130ms. API Latency is 107ms (edited)

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

this tavern is still owned by the thieves guild, vera just runs it

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

pinning workes aswell

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

so you cannot remove the crime

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

;)

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

Can we add anti crime?

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

it's bc $p list is longer than 2k chars

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

OOP

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

So crime and anti crime interfere

Tarot Reader Topkinsme 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

guys Im still dead (edited)

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:04 PM

anti crime is a crime so it is legal

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:05 PM

guys

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:05 PM

girls

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:05 PM

Trolls

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:05 PM

i now turn this tavern into a bakery

@The Knife make it happen

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:05 PM

okay

You gotta hire Ur husna

*husband

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

Wife - thought. If we divorce- do things get split 50/50

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

i will dw

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

and immediatly fires him

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

toffee ur hired here

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

Oh nice

I make good risotto

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

if i die, write yourself out of my will

oh nice

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

Rissotto pizza

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

its a bakery/risotto restaurant now

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

if i die, write yourself out of my will LOL

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:06 PM

sounds fair right?

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

And if I die, I leave my antique collection of radish hammers and french chairs

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

lol

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

Sounds fair

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

yeah

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

we got 2 Hex's

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

You get everything I get nothing

How progressive

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

they're the hex sisters

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

i still have to get you some foxes but we'll be happily married

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

@Hexperette @Hexper you are the hex sisters

The Fantastical Frog 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

poggers

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:07 PM

Frog

Can i have you as my pet?

Hexperette 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

se

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

Are they like the Scissor sisters but hexy? And not musical?

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

lol

The Knife 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

I guess?

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

Or lile sister sledge

And not musical

Hexperette 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

sounds interesting

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

the scissor sisters are good

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

@The Fantastical Frog you my pet?

The Fantastical Frog 04-Nov-20 06:08 PM

yes

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

Foxes are proven to be drawn to scissor sisters more than Adele

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

Oh yes

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

FACT

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

I will take care of you

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

thanks for the fact toffee

Hexper 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

@Hexperette @Hexper you are the hex sisters

@The Knife POG

The Fantastical Frog 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

uwu

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

Are you sisters from other mothers or different misters

Hexperette 04-Nov-20 06:09 PM

uwu

idek

Hexper 04-Nov-20 06:10 PM

both

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:10 PM

Do we want to server orange juice and rissotto as well

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 06:11 PM

uhm

orange risotto sounds interesting

The Occult Confectioner 04-Nov-20 06:36 PM

No no no

Orange juice

Need that vit c

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 07:10 PM

oh

hmm

Werewolves Bot B BOT 04-Nov-20 10:39 PM

Signed Up Players | Total: 21

- Vera (@Venerated Veteran Vera)

- JUMBAH (@Intermediate Wizard Ikki)

- Cdw849 (@Cool Dude Wizard)

- kruthers (@Prophet from the Past)

- Dragon (@Dragon of Devastation)

- Wyatt (@Witch of the Wastes Wyatt)

- RafMeister (@Renowned Master of Magic)

- Leilaboo (@Ghost of the Gales)

️ - ItzCloud (@The Sky Sorcerer)

- PsychoBelp (@The Fantastical Frog)

- Mr. Turtle (@Denizen of the Deep)

- ToffeeMax (@The Occult Confectioner)

- harperette (@Hexperette)

‍♀️ - Jayanna (@Junior Magician Jayanna)

- Captain Luffy (@The Cursed Captain)

‍

- mermaids and (@Mermaid of Mystery)

- Steinator (@Senior Sorcerer Steinator)

️ - Internet Alien (@Intern Alchemist Alien)

- hesper (@Hexper)

- Topkinsme (@Tarot Reader Topkinsme)

- Akira! (@Alchemical Master Akira) (edited)

The Cursed Captain 04-Nov-20 10:39 PM

who

The Fantastical Frog 04-Nov-20 10:42 PM

who

Venerated Veteran Vera 04-Nov-20 10:42 PM

wHO

The Knife 04-Nov-20 10:42 PM

WHO

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:32 AM

Guys should we sell more grilled cheese sandwiches or a greater variety of bread?

The Knife 05-Nov-20 12:33 AM

bread

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:33 AM

We are considering that or offering a more.. lively variety of loaf

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:33 AM

Oh I like that idea dear husband of mine

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:34 AM

sell more fermented bread

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:34 AM

So a greater, more.. lively variety of loaf

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:34 AM

and cheaper

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:34 AM

It will cost some R&D money

To generate such a system

To make more low cost bread

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:34 AM

We need a bit of money to survive, 3let

We can't lower the price too much

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:34 AM

then rob your costumers

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:35 AM

No, we do other shady business, but robbing customers is quite low

We're a slightly scorched bakery, we're not the inn from les miserables

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:35 AM

cringe

the customer is king

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:35 AM

Exactly. We do offer more illict survices

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:35 AM

and king gets beheaded

i rest my case

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:35 AM

well

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

ILLICIT SERVICES???

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

Such as custom made loaf shapes!

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

do you mean

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

Cats

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

unregulated gambling?

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

we do have a back office

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:36 AM

just dial 203 ;)

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:37 AM

where's the phone

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:37 AM

You don't even have a phone?

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:37 AM

GASP - you are too poor to be here

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:38 AM

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:38 AM

i can't bet my phone

so I converted it into gold

and moulded it into teeth

The Knife 05-Nov-20 12:38 AM

are your teeth sharp

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:39 AM

as sharp as

you

The Knife 05-Nov-20 12:39 AM

good, u can join the council of knives

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:40 AM

i'm wet

whetstone

get it??? :hjoy

The Knife 05-Nov-20 12:40 AM

yeah i get it

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:40 AM

:hjoy

the bakery is closing, mermaid

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:40 AM

good

I hope it stays closed forever

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:40 AM

see you tomorrow

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:40 AM

f* you

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:41 AM

no i have my husband for that

The Knife 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

vera...................................

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

What. We make bread

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

yes

of course

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

What did you think vera meant

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

we make bread

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

Lots of bread

Pounding dough

The Knife 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

i dont have sex i only have knives

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:42 AM

lots and lots of bread

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

we get rough in the kitchen every morning

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

i think it's time

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

Yes. Threading gluten

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

for the knife to cut thru bread

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

Strands

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

like butter

but i'm notsure they have butter

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

we have butter

very creamy soft butter

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:43 AM

We use butter

Very slippy

Good for making...

bread

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:44 AM

that's why our bread is so good

we use that very special secret ingredient

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:45 AM

which one

butter isn't very special

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:45 AM

our special butter

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:45 AM

and how is it special

is it gluten free

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:46 AM

butter has no gluten in general

Mermaid of Mystery 05-Nov-20 12:46 AM

is it gluten full then

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:46 AM

THERE IS NO BUTTER IN GLUTEN

vera. get the ~~gun~~ (edited)

batting stick

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:47 AM

here you go honey

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:47 AM

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:47 AM

there we go

you're so strong

Hexper 05-Nov-20 03:07 AM

i'm wet

@Mermaid of Mystery wtf

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:31 PM

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 05-Nov-20 12:31 PM

brod

The Occult Confectioner 05-Nov-20 12:31 PM

Wet bread for the birds

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 05-Nov-20 12:32 PM

hmmmmmmm

Venerated Veteran Vera 05-Nov-20 12:32 PM

brood

Alchemical Master Akira 05-Nov-20 12:36 PM

k

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 12:03 PM

It is with a heavy heart that Vera had died

️ 2 for 1 Bread and coffee offer to morn Vera

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 06-Nov-20 12:04 PM

can I join your bakery?

I can make good cake

Alchemical Master Akira 06-Nov-20 12:04 PM

i can make good pastry

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 12:04 PM

Ooo. How would you flavour a tart?

What with

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 06-Nov-20 12:04 PM

Alchemical Master Akira 06-Nov-20 12:04 PM

ill flavour my tart with raspberry jam

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 12:04 PM

And stein- what is the perfect number of tiers

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 06-Nov-20 12:05 PM

on my cake usually 4

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 12:05 PM

You are both in inducted to the cooking school!

Alchemical Master Akira 06-Nov-20 12:05 PM

thank you master!

Dragon of Devastation 06-Nov-20 12:14 PM

There's a cooking school?

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 12:14 PM

A cooking school!

Lots of secret lessons to be taught

special offer for those in morning - free bread when you rôle call

️

Ghost of the Gales 06-Nov-20 12:55 PM

Cooking school? I'm awful at cooking oop

Prophet from the Past 06-Nov-20 12:56 PM

i can make toast if that is any good

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 01:59 PM

Hmm. Depends on what the spread is

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 07:02 PM

New offer - anyone who can offer some nice bees can join the cooking school

Senior Sorcerer Steinator 06-Nov-20 07:02 PM

The Occult Confectioner 06-Nov-20 07:03 PM

You are now promoted to Sous-Chef

Enjoy

Mermaid of Mystery 06-Nov-20 08:55 PM

can I get a huuuh

full meal

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:20 PM

Wah

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

how is this supposed to solve anything lol

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

Ikr

Pls

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

@Junior Magician Jayanna how did you manage to think I'm toffee

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

Theyre done

Idk, i thought u chamged your name

Prophet from the Past 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

wait a min i went for lunch and everything is falling apart what is going on?

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

To toffee

Prophet from the Past 08-Nov-20 02:21 PM

raf is not the same person as toffee

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:22 PM

I saw proof

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 02:22 PM

It's always been RafMeister since the day I made my account haha, my alt's name starts with. hm. an F. let's not spoil it (edited)

The Plate 08-Nov-20 02:22 PM

Foffemax?

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:23 PM

Farmeister

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 02:23 PM

Haha

I made it bc I kept dying before n2 so yeah

Gamethrower 08-Nov-20 02:23 PM

Lmaooo

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 02:24 PM

IT WORKED THO

Hexperette 08-Nov-20 02:27 PM

fafmeister

Gamethrower 08-Nov-20 02:29 PM

fapmeister

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 02:30 PM

Arch hes a minor

Pls

The Fantastical Frog 08-Nov-20 02:31 PM

ooop

Gamethrower 08-Nov-20 02:34 PM

Omg

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 06:03 PM

I'm 18 years old, are you sure you guys know anything about me at all lmaoo

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 06:06 PM

Pretty sure the legal age of consent is 35

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 06:18 PM

Ah.

The Occult Confectioner 08-Nov-20 06:28 PM

raff and me are not the same

Raff is not British?

Nor is raff a sarcastic bastard intent on ruining your lives

The Plate 08-Nov-20 06:28 PM

raf

not raff

Prophet from the Past 08-Nov-20 06:29 PM

^they too are different people

Junior Magician Jayanna 08-Nov-20 06:29 PM

bastard

Gamethrower 08-Nov-20 06:35 PM

Raff is like Dutch i think?

Prophet from the Past 08-Nov-20 06:36 PM

Raff(hawk) is British

no question in it

The Knife 08-Nov-20 06:37 PM

at this point I can't keep track of whos brit and who's dutch but one day we will war with each other

The Fantastical Frog 08-Nov-20 06:40 PM

oop

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 07:42 PM

I am dutch. One f

The Plate 08-Nov-20 07:43 PM

Really?

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 07:43 PM

Jazeker.

The Spoon 08-Nov-20 07:57 PM

yep, thats dutch

Venerated Veteran Vera 08-Nov-20 07:57 PM

Jazeker.

@Renowned Master of Magic de hypotheker

Renowned Master of Magic 08-Nov-20 07:58 PM

i do not know that one. i don't watch TV lol