IMPORTANT
---------------If you recieve this diary say "y2&G#q8" in town square-------------------(edited)
Crow05-Jun-20 10:31 PM
Aight so this journal will be an journal journal. Like i will write down everything. And ill probs do a Tl;dr if you recieve this and are lazy. Or maybe I wont and you will have to play detective :)(edited)
-n1 - Dear diary. Noone made a cc with me... This puts woe in my heart and saddens me so. I only wish for some love.... Maybe my dear diary, I should seek out love myself. But from whom??? I believe I shall make a cc with Eagle (aka wyatt) and I shall update on any interesting information. I do believe it not risky to claim journalist so that is what i shall do
Wyatt claimed to be huntress
I shall now also contact booby and goose
Booby (federick) does not cooperate on the first instance
Crow05-Jun-20 11:17 PM
Booby (Federick) Just told me they were hooker. They claimed first unlike Goose (carrot) who asked for me to claim first and then didnt reply for a long time
Goose (carrot) Just claimed cult member
Crow06-Jun-20 02:44 PM
So kruthers and stein both claim journalist which means one of them is lying
And I distrust stein more
Since kruthers was more open and direct
Crow06-Jun-20 02:53 PM
Stein said leila also claimed journalist
So it's time to investigate
Crow06-Jun-20 03:04 PM
Leila claims journalist too and also says that psy claims it too
Crow07-Jun-20 03:30 PM
I am faking being tanner to @duck
Crow07-Jun-20 03:43 PM
I think he might believe me cuz I started talking about pizza
Blu07-Jun-20 03:43 PM
i knew that wasnt as innocent as it seemed
Crow07-Jun-20 03:45 PM
Lol
Let's help it gets in the way of wolves finding tanner
Crow09-Jun-20 12:54 AM
Oh yeah so turns out I am demonized
Which means my work will never be published
Appearantly being a zombie does not fit with the publishing company's image
Which means that you, reader, do not exist
Which means that my whole role is useless
Which is not very fun
I wish that the journal would still be sent when you turn undead, but this publisher is hella corpsist
#DeadLivesMatter(edited)
If this journal will never be sent to any living being... then I shall make sure the dead read it!
Ghosts I summon thee!!!!
@Dead Bird
I have been told one of you is the reason my biography will never be published
So I shall torment you with a ping
Soon I shall truly become part of the dead poet society
But until then
I shall keep writing
Jake09-Jun-20 01:09 AM
as a journalist fan, i like that idea
keep on writing
Crow09-Jun-20 01:09 AM
I shall write for all my ghost fans who I shall ping each day to update them
Jake09-Jun-20 01:10 AM
im not a ghost but im a big fan
Crow09-Jun-20 01:10 AM
They you too shall be pinged
Jake09-Jun-20 01:10 AM
oh, i guess that's fine?
Crow09-Jun-20 01:11 AM
Omg I just realised
I can use this channel to write fanfiction including all @Dead Bird and none of them can stop me
Tho I do think the medium might be coming after me then
Jake09-Jun-20 01:13 AM
werewolves fanfiction you say?
Crow09-Jun-20 09:46 AM
I do
Crow09-Jun-20 11:55 AM
It was a hot summer day as @Toucan wiped the sweat off their forehead. His sweaty palms glistening in the sun.
He had been outside on a ghost hunting strip with his buddies @Cardinal and @Duck all day, but all they ever found was a dehydration.
"Maybe we should just give up" @Cardinal said(edited)
"We haven't found any ghost yet, nor have we found love" @Duck replied
"I am starting to think that ghosts might not actually be real" @Cardinal said
But @Toucan was determined, for he had seen a ghost before
Back in his younger days @Toucan was an adventurous little rascal. He would go around and trespass into places he shouldn't be
One faithful day this trait of his let him to an abandoned mansion on the top of a hill
The village elder @Booby had warned all the youngsters to stay away from that place. But that didn't bother the kid none
When he stepped inside of the mansion, the doors instantly shut behind him resulting in the room turning pitch black
This didn't last long however for it seemed as if the unlit candles in the room suddenly started to emit light, with no fire in sight
Little @Toucan was perplexed, but not scared. He had seen elder @Booby hit the club before so he had seen way worse
In the middle of the room a feint light appeared
And within it a ghost phased into existence
It was the ghost of @Ostrich
It was the most beautiful being @Toucan had ever seen. And it was love at first sight
The ghost however left as swiftly as it appeared leaving @Toucan with a @Ostrich shaped hole in his heart
Over the years @Toucan visited the old building many a times, hoping to catch a glimpse of that sexy ghost he met as a kid
This obsession was what eventually let to the founding of the ghost busting group named "ghosting"
Recently the gang had recieved a call from a client who lived in a small cottage just outside of Las Vegas
His name was @Raven , and he had told the ghosting crew that a ghost had been flirting with his daughter @Albatross
So the crew set out to find this ghost
Which leads us back to the present
@Raven 's wife @Cockatoo had not been told what the crew was here for, she was just under the impression that her husband had hired some gardeners
She noticed how dehydrated @Toucan , @Duck and @Cardinal looked and made them some lemonade
But as she approached the crew @Cardinal noticed her spook-o-meter started beeping when aimed at @Cockatoo
"Miss! Don't panic, but I think your lemonade might be haunted" @Cardinal said
@Cockatoo swiftly put the lemonade tray on the ground and backed away from it, which resulted in the spook-o-meter to start beeping less
@Cardinal was confused for a second, but @Toucan instantly knew what was up
"Guys, I think our clients wife is the ghost we are looking for" @Toucan said
@Duck quickly reached for his bag as @Cockatoo started to make a run for it.
@Duck grabbed his quantum sucking gun and aimed it at the ghost
He pulled the trigger and a beam flew out of it, passing right through @Cockatoo
It didn't seem to have any effect on her however
"Fool, she is a 3 star power level ghost, the only way to exorcise her is with a kiss" @Toucan yelled as he ran towards the fleeing ghost
Due to his athletic past @Toucan not only looked extremely hot and steamy in the glaring sun, but he was also able to catch up to the ghost with relative ease
Once he caught up to the ghost, @Toucan held @Cockatoo by her shoulders and looked her deep in her ocean blue eyes
All the fear of being exorcised swiftly faded as lust for this hunk of a man took over in @Cockatoo 's eyes
As their lips touched they both felt an indescribable sensation
This however didn't take very long for soon @Cockatoo started fading out of existence
As @Toucan opened his eyes he saw a half faded @Cockatoo floating away from him, with tears in her eyes
They were tears of joy, as the last think @Toucan ever saw of here was her smile
During this, both @Cardinal and @Duck stared at the scene unfolding before their eyes
With gaping mouths they both got consumed by envy
Whilst @Toucan had always been oblivious to the fact, but @Duck and @Cardinal had always been in a romantic rivalry, for both of them were head over heels for the hunk of a man who led their group(edited)
Crow09-Jun-20 06:08 PM
But there was only one person that was right for @Toucan
The ghost he had seen so many years ago stole not only his soul, but also his heart
During the kiss all @Toucan could think of was @Ostrich
and also the curry his mother, @Macaw , said she was gonna make tonight
Crow09-Jun-20 06:26 PM
This moment of sexual tension was short lasted as our lovable heroes realised that the ghost they just had gotten rid of was not the ghost they were paid to get rid off
Crow09-Jun-20 06:34 PM
@Raven came outside of the house to hear what all the comotion was about
"I heard alot of exorcism sounds. Did you guys get the ghost?" @Raven said
"Ehm.... well no..." @Cardinal was trying to say before @Duck budded in saying "Yes we did! That'll be 50$"
The sight of the guy on the dollar bill reminded @Toucan that all those years ago, the ghost he actually saw was actually called @Vulture(edited)
Crow10-Jun-20 05:15 PM
I just want to say that my relation with @Internet Alien#2318 is purely proffessional(edited)
i knew that wasnt as innocent as it seemed
