@Ludo The Moon Bandit has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 2 @Bank Manager Meuh @Ludo The Moon Bandit

So it turns out that one of my cc's the other person made

So i did have one cc left

What was it you wanted to talk about?

Oh nothing in particular

I just wanted you to make a cc with me

Well, here I am

Nice

We can claim to each other at one point

Although I don’t think anyone should before d1

Well, I kinda see it as my job to collect these "claims". Mostly cuz that was in my contract and i signed without reading

tho I do prefer to have some theatrics before we start the interview

Fair enough

Ikki refuses to claim

Just fyi

She asked for my claim then refused to claim back

Might be something to keep track of

Wanna claim to me? :))

But good to know

https://discordapp.com/channels/584765921332297775/721035653848236122/721116240755818509 3let’s initial attack on me M- Yo 3let wanna claim to me And I don’t claim back 3- huntress WBU M- Already said I wouldn’t claim back But thank you 3- CLAIM BITCH Or i make you my target 2night M- Nope I explicitly said I wouldn’t claim So I have 0 obligation 3- ARE U SURE U WANNA DO THAT M- Yeah Why wouldn’t I? He sends his message in town chat 3- U DIE NOW M- Ok This is what prompted it Now he’s saying I’m lying or whatever

Ngl kinda sus to not claim back even if you said you would

test

Btw

I heard a rumour that if you dont agree to fly with Tom Nook you will be unable to walk because your Kneecaps will be missing

I have no need for kneecaps on the moon

But on earth?

You wont return to the moon if you have no kneecaps(edited)

Not with that attitude

Then I will be the first crippled person on the moon

And as a bandit you should have useable legs

No, noone would tackle a bandit in a wheel chair(edited)

Well they would

not on the moon

I know my squad

They will show no mercy

You would tackle a space cripple if he stole a pack of gum on the moon, yet you let a publicly known scam artist steal peoples kneecaps whilst being very aware of this?

Do you have an idea why all of you are here.... You guys are the best thieves in the entire world and I am here to provide you with necessary equipment so do not question my authority

The problem with that is that I am far from the best thief in the world. Technically I haven't even done any thieving on this world

And how did you sneak on the apollo 13

If I sneaked on the apollo 13 i would be dead

It is true i sneaked off it

but not on it

You earth people always twisting stories to make them more interesting

tsk

Ugh I wish I hadnt started rping just now you make it painful for me

Hey, I am just here wishing for cops that actually act like coppers should

When people steal from a bank they dont steal from a nameless entity

You know whose money that is?

It is the peoples

I am here to stop the robbery

Us moon people have a code

Aight time to knock you out then

Hah, you can't catch me whilst I still have my kneecaps

Ouch. Ok maybe you can

I am a better officer than you think

get away from me or ill call the police

But a deal is a deal

Oh wait

I give you a deal

When this heist is over I will help you with your flight back to the moon

But in return I ask for your obedience for now

okay...

Until the heist is complete

sure..

please dont hit me

I wont

Astronaut bones arent very strong

you might have fractured my skull

can we get like a medic to check this out

But give me your phone I notice you recording our conversation(edited)

Alright time to get you checked up

That phone is on lease, I am gonna need it back at some point or itll show up in my quarterly report

Come I'll help ya and dont you dare stealing from me cause I notice everything

You'll get it back when I dealt with it

But for now I'll get your skull checked