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Greetings

Not gonna lie, it is kind of unsetteling how you called me but havent said anything for like 40 minutes

like do you realise how akward that is

am i supposed to say something or are you just waiting to find the right words

I am a bandit from the moon okay

there isnt alot of social interaction on the moon

no you steal moons

you steal moons???

I do not

that's so cool man

I just evade taxes

that is a very sirious crime

actually I'm a minor so I don't actually pay taxes

this whole social interection is raising some serious red flags my dude

so evading them isn't really a crime

a minor criminal?!

Bro

don't tell me parents!!!

mother leila would kill me

Let me tell you something

whispers there are no parents on the moon

if you catch my drift.

Thats why i became a bandit

can I come live with you on the moon mr bandit??

cuz mommy wouldnt be able to look at me dissapointedly

Sure

well he will have someone to steal of then

and you cant evade taxes up there

You might need to do some astronaut training to be allowed up there

You would think that

but somehow you even have to pay taxes on the moon

tax is like way higher

well thats one way you steal money

ya bandit

do you know someone who can train me?????

I always imagined that the first moon colony would be tax funded. But not funded with the taxes of the people on the colony

I am a certified moon person. I could train you

:0

I just went down to earth for groceries

when does my training start???

though I imagine I will have some explaining to do if i bring back a minor with me from the grocery store

We can start our training tomorrow at the crack of dawn

moon time that is

very specific timezone

what's moon time in utc?

moon crack hehe

@Host can one of you escort @Bribed Officer out of here, i think he might be drunk

no

are you drunk officer?

i am bribed

Darling. You wont have to worry about any Utc when you live on the moon

so if you question me you dont get guns

yay!!!! fuck utc!!!

i can easily put everyone in jail

Excuse me sir, this is a private call. Please let me and this minor talk in peace

nothing suspicious going on here

@The Man with the Plan dad I'm going to the moon!!

ok, make sure to stay safe!

make sure you bring some toothpaste and a balloon tomorrow

we will be needing that for the training

okay!!!!!

Also, I realised there is something I wanted to ask you

hmmm??!!!??

Now I am not sure what this means exactly, but I was given this note saying to ask people "what is your claim?"

oh!!! do you think that's to do with the gun I have??

Excuse me?!

this man gave me a gun to shoot people who hurt me

as in that you could hunt down people who attack you? Like a huntress of sorts?

yeah!!!!!!!!

what about you?? do you have a gun too??

are there guns on the moon?

Generally weapons arent allowed on the moon

Actually, you probably wont believe it. But the reason they wanted me in the colony was because of my fanfic writing skills. They needed a scribe.

I am not sure how that board meeting went

but I am happy that I can actually continue on my fanfic whilst on the moon

Itll be the first fanfiction on the moon

Imagine the implications

wow!!!?

that's so cool!!

what do you write fanfic of?

Well, the current work I am working on is about a few birds who catch ghosts

d*mn!!! birds are really rad

my dad has some birds

He did?! what were their names?

Maybe I can name some characters after them

one is called Jake and one is called Blu!!! they're very pretty

Oh really! There are sadly no birds on the moon ;-;

Maybe you can sneak them in

first two moon birds

dad can I take your birds to the moon?? @The Man with the Plan

do they get cute little space suits?

I might have to pull some strings, but I am sure that can be arranged

can they be back home before it's getting dark?(edited)

Yes, but that will factor in when it gets dark on the moon

I thought it was always dark on the moon

I believe what we would call a day in terms of sun position is takes roughly a month on the moon

oh

mr bandit

if you were to die

who would inherit your fanfic?

I left a copy at the bar for the bartender to recieve(edited)

there's someone else claiming to be a huntress!! i'm very concerned because they're clearly a liar

Who is the otger claimee?

an old bystander

Hey jay did any scum die yet?

savannah was vamp

that's it

Aight

Is medium still alive?

presuming fed was medium and got infected? kind of, I suppose

it's possible that there's ia players who just haven't cced I guess

No but report

It doesnt say medium

nope

no mediums in report

Jay, dragon is likely undead

I am the actual priest and i watered him last night

Eighter that or dragon never switched with alic

okay

All im saying is dont trust dragon and alice

One of them is probs a thief, but they seem to be in kahoots

Now hold up why are you lynching me?

Am i somehow more suspicious then the person who publicly claimed priest day one yet is somehow still alive?(edited)

yep

So you are saying you are a wolf

I'm not, but I know how Alice hasn't died yet

and yes it involves chef

That is a lie

Also dragon didnt get killed eighter

Even tho it was very public he claimed priest on town square

I really hope you are actually town cuz then you will see report after i die so we atleast have some chance

well, okay. good thing I am town

Also I will slap you

Virtually(edited)

thank u daddy

Rawr

we still on for that trip to the moon?

Yeah, but I think we must first make sure the earth is safe