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Werewolves Bot B BOT 27-Jul-19 10:01 PM
@Raffhawk09 has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 1 @Raffhawk09
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 10:03 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: I'm about to get piss drug, I hope my future self does not come into werewolves and gives the game away. Hopefully I can pick up this cute girl I'm talking to because that would be very coolio.
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 10:26 PM
Oh, the Captain's logs are back. That's fun.
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 10:31 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: I'm triggered. I've discovered the girl I was talking to is not only taken but she is also gay. This situation could not be any worse.
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 10:35 PM
Wow this is amazing. Raff tried to hit on a lesbian. Gg Raff, I think this situation is hilarious.
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 10:36 PM
She didn't come across as a lesbian at all
Maybe I've had too much to drink
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 10:38 PM
I think you have
You can't really tell someone is lesbian from the outside tho
You just got unlucky :)
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 10:42 PM
I usually goes by smell
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 10:42 PM
You smell lesbians?
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 10:43 PM
Metaphorically
I'm actually triggered about this
I was doing so fucking well
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 10:45 PM
That's really sad
But sometimes people are just gay
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 10:47 PM
But I mean what are the fucking odds
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 10:48 PM
It's really sad for you but it's also really funny
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:08 PM
She hasn't even said she's gay
I'm just assuming it
On her Instagram, in her bio she has "@[girl name] ❤️"
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:11 PM
Wow you are assuming that someone is gay because they have a girl name in their bio
This is actually hilarious
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:13 PM
I don't fucking know
None of the girls I'm friends with do that
I'm not fucking girl, I don't know how shit works
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:28 PM
@Alice Howlter you're saying this is a regular occurrence?
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:28 PM
Yes, a lot of girls who are really close with eachother do that kind if stuff
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:29 PM
Okay
So
I'm shit faced slightly
I think she's shit faced flightly
I'll ask
OKAY
She's "maybe bi, I'm not sure. Why are you asking me this?
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:38 PM
Hahaha Raff you fucked up
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:38 PM
Don't worry boi, I played it cool
I said I was looking at her Instagram
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:38 PM
Wow okay
I see
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:39 PM
I'm pretty fucking smooth
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:39 PM
And dont know anything about girls
NK17 27-Jul-19 11:39 PM
Maybe you should ask her lmao
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:46 PM
I do know shit about girls
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:48 PM
lmao it doesnt seem like it but sure
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:51 PM
Because I didn't know girls put other girls in their bios
I've literally never seen a single girl do that before
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:52 PM
Its very common actually
NK17 27-Jul-19 11:52 PM
^
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:52 PM
Obviously not
At least not in my friend group
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:52 PM
Maybe not with the girls you see on insta
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:52 PM
Most of them are sluts
Post pictures of themselves half naked
NK17 27-Jul-19 11:53 PM
O h
Y i k e s
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:53 PM
ah yeah thats a different thing then
Raffhawk09 27-Jul-19 11:54 PM
I say most
It's just one or two
Fucking whores
Have a new boyfriend every fucking week
I still would though
Alice Howlter 27-Jul-19 11:55 PM
Wow okay then
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:16 AM
This fucking sucks
She went to bed
I'm meant to sleep in a fucking teepee by myself
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:17 AM
Sad
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:19 AM
No, it's all good
I'm going to print a pizza and then beer and just get fucked
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:21 AM
Wow okay have fun!
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:22 AM
Yep
Hope I see those dirty gypsies
Trying to steal out fucking teepee
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:23 AM
Are people actually trying to steal your teepee?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:25 AM
My family thinks so
I'm at a wedding all week and the after party is in this huge teepee and for insurance my family said I should guard it incase someone tries to steal it
It's literally fucking huge
They think someone's going to steal it
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:26 AM
Wow thats weird
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:28 AM
I hope someone tries to
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:28 AM
Why? So your drunk ass can fight them?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:28 AM
Imagine calling the police saying "gypsies are stealing my teepee"
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:29 AM
That does sound fucking weird tbh
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:29 AM
They'd probably think it's a prank call
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 12:30 AM
Yes duh
"Gypsies are stealing my teepee!" sounds like a drunk prank call
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:30 AM
I don't sound drunk
I just have a stutter
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:59 AM
IT'S SO FUCKING COLD
THERE'S BUGS EVERYWHERE
THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA
NK17 28-Jul-19 12:59 AM
Gl
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 12:59 AM
I imagine this is what camping is like
But I've never been camping
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 09:59 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: The girl I'm talking to is so fucking boring that I'm just going to stop. It also annoys me to my core people miss my jokes in Towns Square.
NK17 28-Jul-19 10:00 PM
Rip for the girl, was this the girl you were talking about yesterday?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:01 PM
Of course
I've made every kind of joke imaginable and she hasn't laughed at a single thing I've said
Nor has she made any sort of joke herself
NK17 28-Jul-19 10:05 PM
Yikes, different or no sense of humor, or she might just be shy
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:18 PM
I'll go with the no sense of humour
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:19 PM
Maybe she just doesnt have your sense of humor
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:19 PM
I went through every sense of humour
Because I'm a God
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:19 PM
Humor God?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:20 PM
No
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:20 PM
Raff the God of Humor
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:20 PM
Just a God
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:20 PM
God? is that you?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:20 PM
Yes
I am omnipotent
Only a God would know what that word means without google
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:21 PM
ah
i am no god
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:21 PM
Ofc you're not
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:21 PM
i am just a mom
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:21 PM
I am the only God
So am I.
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:22 PM
Oh
youre a mom?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:22 PM
Yes
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:22 PM
oh
who are your children then?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:22 PM
Everyonee
I birthed every person ever
Including myself (edited)
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:23 PM
Oh
Is that even possible?
I always feel like im everyones mom
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:23 PM
Don't think about the paradox
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:23 PM
okay
the mom paradox
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:24 PM
ur mom paradox
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:24 PM
no u
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:24 PM
no u
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 10:24 PM
no u
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:31 PM
NO U
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 10:57 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: I hope the wolves vote Flint, it would be helpful. Killing Internet makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Also, I might make a new Captain's Logs channel because this is just being cluttered with nonsense.
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 11:21 PM
:)
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 11:48 PM
Bruh
She just made a joke
It was the shittiest thing I've ever heard.
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 11:52 PM
haha
so its just another sense of humor
what was the joke?
Raffhawk09 28-Jul-19 11:53 PM
I can't explain it
Basically it was a really shitty stereotype joke.
Alice Howlter 28-Jul-19 11:57 PM
oh okay
sad
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:17 AM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: I just finished my Magnus Optum 166 paged screenplay and now I'm preparing myself to get brutally raped to death by pretentious film snobs like myself. I shall celebrate with a scotch and then go to bed and sleep for as long as my heart's contempt.
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 02:14 AM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: Supersette is 100% a wolf. Why didn't Superb say who he killed? Did he even kill anyone, who knows? I feel like Flint is plotting against me. I might die tomorrow, Jesus fucking Christ, I'm screwed. Also my friend seriously texted me asking if I "wanted to go on a sesh" and drink "Strongbow Dark Fruit". They have now been blocked and removed from my life.
NK17 29-Jul-19 11:28 AM
Damn rip that friend
Also, do you still like that girl?
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 11:28 AM
Ah now im curious
NK17 29-Jul-19 11:29 AM
This is one of the best CCs lol
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:07 PM
Ofc it's one of the best CCs
It's just me
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:08 PM
lmao
im here too!
NK17 29-Jul-19 01:09 PM
Me too
You get raff's stories of the game and his real life It's great
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:10 PM
If you scroll to the top of the CC it does say the members
And I do believe it is only my name there
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:10 PM
oh we dont exist then :(
NK17 29-Jul-19 01:12 PM
It says 3 members for me
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:12 PM
oh
NK17 29-Jul-19 01:13 PM
Swoop BotBOT Yesterday at 12:01 AM @Angry Door Salesman has created a new CC! CC Members | Total: 3 @Angry Door Salesman @Momma Swoop @N-Swoop
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:13 PM
ah yes
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:13 PM
Oof
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:13 PM
i see it too now
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:13 PM
But I got attacked last night
Therefore they know I'm a wolf probably
Therefore if I don't die to the lynch, I'll die tonight
I kinda want to die so I can get answers to the questions.... How come Flint wasn't attacked? How come Why Though wasn't attacked? How come Internet wasn't attacked?
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:25 PM
Also to answer your question @NK17, yes I still like that girl but she's not funny and is kind of boring
So I've just abandoned all that
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:27 PM
aww
NK17 29-Jul-19 01:29 PM
Sad
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:31 PM
I know
I'll just settle with we girls where I live
Where they all sound like men
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 01:31 PM
oh
oof
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 01:50 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: Why doesn't Kingslayer trust me, I don't even know who he is. Do he have a grudge against me or something? Who knows. This is now a serious Captain's Logs channel, no more silliness.
NK17 29-Jul-19 02:38 PM
NK'S RESPONSES: So should I start sending them like this to go with your theme?
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 02:39 PM
I already did that before and then Raff stopped doing his theme so I also stopped doing this.
NK17 29-Jul-19 02:39 PM
NK'S RESPONSES: I guess we're back to this then xD
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 02:40 PM
I guess so
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 05:45 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: Llama's fucked me up the bum and I have to leave in 15 minutes. RIP Captain's Logs channel.
 (edited)
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 05:48 PM
Rest in peace.
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 06:03 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: My inactivity has screwed me up my arse. I know have to go to a stupid 3 hour dinner which is going to SUCK BALLS. I can't believe they're lynching me over all the other journalist claims, what a load of horse shit. Why hasn't Internet or Flint or Why Though died? Is this a fucking joke?
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 06:15 PM
-=DEAD=-
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 06:24 PM
lmao raff
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 06:25 PM
I think this joke has gone too far
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 06:28 PM
yeah i think so too
Raffhawk09 29-Jul-19 09:21 PM
CAPTAIN'S LOGS: THE REPORTER IS FUCKING BAKER. MY ENTIRE PLAN IS FUCKED UP THE ARSE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My Plan: Claim Internet was bad and working with reporter, both are wolf. Pull Flint into that. Pray that the town lynches them. Why it's fucked: The reporter is confirmed good, will see I'm bad and Sav will realise that I'm trying to throw Internet under the bus and it'll basically confirm Internet.
Alice Howlter 29-Jul-19 09:36 PM
l m a o r a f f