Werewolves - s3

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:50

ring bell for assistance

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:51

Who is the barkeep around here?

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:51

I was about to ask where the barkeep is

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:52

It seems the barkeep is not around... yet he left his bar unattended...

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:52

Thick Irish accentWelcome to mAh tavern.

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:52

Ah, yes!

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:52

ah, finally!

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:52

Hello good sir

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:52

What can I git ya laddies?

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:52

i'll take a beer please

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:52

Hmm...

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:52

Any kind in particular? Stout, ale, Mead?

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:53

ale sounds good

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:53

Can I get a mead, sir?

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:53

which do you prefer?

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:53

pours a pint of ale and slides down bar

I like a stout miself

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:54

grabs it, but a bit sloshes onto the table Thanks sir

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:54

throws bottle of mead to @Leviticus

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:54

catches, but almost drops the bottle

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:54

you have my bar at your disposal

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:54

sipping his ale how much will that be sir?

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:55

Thanks, good sir!

Don't you mind, uh... pardon me, but what is your name?

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:56

Mac

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:56

I would like to pay for both our drinks then!

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:57

Thank you!

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:57

Cheers! raises glass

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:57

but it seems the barkeep has disappeared again...

A toast to this man here! raises glass

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:58

Hahaha! sips some mead

Regicide1218 30-Nov-17 11:58

All my booze is free, God only knows we'll need it.

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:59

oh? why?

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:59

Why? What is the matter?

Excuse me my sir?

ProNoob135 30-Nov-17 11:59

what is it you've said sir?

i couldn't hear you

souless_2nd 30-Nov-17 11:59

Hello all you wonderful people did I hear free booze

Leviticus 30-Nov-17 11:59

Huh... I thought I heard a voice...

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:00

hello sir!

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:00

Hello! And yes you did!

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 12:00

Help him to a round. I must retire to my Chambers. I bid you all good night.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:00

All right.

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:00

This is some good ale mate, sleep well

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 12:00

One round ? Why not 5?

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:01

pours and slides you some mead here you go!

take it one at a time

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:02

finishes mead ahh... well, I must depart for some business! See you gents later! tips hat

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:02

holds the bottle ready

see you good sir!

thank you for attempting to pay for my drink!

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:02

Haha, sure thing, friend!

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 12:03

I could pay for your drink if you pay me I mean it’s not like it’s free

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:03

barkeep said it was, said we'd need it for some reason

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 12:04

‘‘Twas a joke my good sir

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:04

ah, i see

was starting to get a bit worried actually

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 12:05

Why would you ?

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:05

did not know 'twas a joke

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 12:05

walks in

Ah, so that's where all the townsfolks spend time? Good evenin'!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:05

hello!

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 12:05

Evening

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:06

walks back in Ahh... pardon me, but I believe I left my coat in here.(edited)

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:07

ah yes, right there on the rack

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:07

Thank you good sir!

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 12:07

finishes ale the best Ale within the entire town but I must go now to tend to some business

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:08

is ale available elsewhere in this town?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:08

gets coat, walks over to a bar stool Might as well stay for a while longer.

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:08

sounds good my friend

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:08

Another mead please, sir!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:09

you will have to pour it yourself it seems, as the keep has gone to bed

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:09

Ah, well.

Randium 01-Dez-17 12:10

Alright, my little ponies. You've heard the bartender. Finish your drinks and leave!(edited)

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 12:10

aw, well gnight folks

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:11

All right sir.

But, are there two barkeeps? The first one left a while ago...

Randium 01-Dez-17 12:12

I'm not a barkeep, dummy. I'm your little princess waking you up to get you out of this tavern. Now get up and leave!

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:13

Well, pardon me!

Randium 01-Dez-17 12:13

We can do this the easy way, but dragging you out is also fine by me.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 12:13

gets coat, walks away in a huff

And good day to you!

tips hat

Randium 01-Dez-17 12:14

Hrmpf. walks into the back of the tavern, murmuring some words most people wouldn't say

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 12:15

Well, it's time for me to leave as well. G'd night

Randium 01-Dez-17 12:16

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TAVERN CLOSED
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WE ARE OPEN TOMORROW!(edited)

Randium 01-Dez-17 09:44

Aight, we're open again. Go get your drinks, before I'll make you hobos drink your own pee.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:44

Did I hear the tavern open?

Ah, is the barkeep in?

Randium 01-Dez-17 09:45

No. Help yourself, I'd say. 'cause ain't gonna bein' no slave of yours.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:46

So, is it free, my good sir?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 09:46

Did I hear "help yourself?"

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:46

It appears so

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 09:46

Ah, I must take 'mah share then(edited)

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:47

sits down at the bar, not before getting a bottle of mead of course

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 09:47

Ne'er hav money for ale.

Takes a tumbler of ale

Gulps it down in minutes

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:48

You be careful, sir Glax!

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 09:49

Ah, no worries mi'lard.

Ale ain't gonna get to 'mah

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 10:01

strolls in, heading to the cellar imidiately, but not before looking over the early patrons with a sly grin and feline like glint in my eye(edited)

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:08

The barkeep's here?

I must flee

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:09

stumbles in, yawning

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:09

I'm persona non grata here(edited)

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:09

pours an ale hey levi

realizes he just said hey levi to a coat on a rack

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:13

walks in

Ah!

There's my coat!

walks over to the bar, after grabbing his coat, and some mead

Ahhh...

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:15

hey levi

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:15

Nothing more invigorating than some mead in the morning!

Oh, hello good sir!

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:15

knocks on door

steps in

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:15

Barkeep's around?

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:15

hello!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:16

serve yourself mate

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:16

No sir, sir Glax!

Hello there sir!

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:16

Ah

Steps in

Takes another tumbler of ale

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:16

sips on some delicious mead

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:16

o got asked if I would like a job as a barkeeper, so i came here

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:17

Bin steeling here for long now

Won't stand new barkeep

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:17

i hope you made a tally about what you drink?

if not, I'll say you pay 10$ and we're good

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:18

I won't pay no money to ye

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:18

But, sir, there is already a barkeep

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:18

What is this new symbol?

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:18

?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:18

Silver pieces ain't accepted here?(edited)

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:19

gold is better, but silver is ok too

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:19

Searches pockets

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:19

Pardon me sir, but there is already a barkeep...

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:19

Ain't got no silver on mah

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:20

it's ok I gonna buy me my new axe and you pay it later

hehe

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:20

gives sir Glax a small bag of gold and silver

Here, sir Glax, keep it.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:21

Ain't gonna pay ye till @Leviticus tells me ye the barkeep

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:21

Also,

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:21

Returns gold and silver to @Leviticus

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:21

it's already bought men. You have depts now(edited)

:D

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:22

Mi'lard, I thank ye, but mah won't accept such a gift

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:22

Aw, what a shame... but, fine, nevertheless!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:23

accidentally knocks freds drink on the floor

oh sorry mate!

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:23

Ok guys. I'm not really a barkeeper. I'm just a soldier who got badly wounded in a fight against bandits. I saw the possibility to get some free money here. I'm sorry. I would die without a axe to chop some wood for the winter. I don't own a house. I hope you can forgive me.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:24

If you need money, why didn't you say so!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:24

i thought so... pours you another drink to replace the one on the floor

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:24

Donates cheap axe to @Legolas

I ain't got no better one, so it'll have to do

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:25

begins cleaning the mess

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:25

gets a bag of gold and silver how much money you need, my good sir?

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:25

I'm shamed

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:25

Don't be, good sir!

Now please, how much money do you need?

Well, if you do need money, let me know sir.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 10:27

I must leave to eat, good day mi'lard!

Leaves

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:28

G'day sir Glax!

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:28

I think I will just go back to my fire pit and wait till my life ends

good bye sirs

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:28

ah mate you can stay here if you want

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:28

Oh no sir, it is perfectly fine to ask for money or anything!

We will help as much as we can!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:29

i think some here may take offense to your great kindness friend

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:29

I don't have enough money to pay a cup of water. not speaking of beer or wine.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:30

But why sir?

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:30

closed door behind hisself

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:31

I am sorry if I offended anyone here!

picks up his glass of mead, finishes it, and leaves the bar

Legolas 01-Dez-17 10:32

is still standing in front of the door and listening what they're telling about him

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:42

Well hello boys, you sure like to start your drinking early! The sun has just come up and already you're lined up waiting for the doors to unlock(edited)

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 10:43

walks in after hearing you what do you mean sir? it's been open for a while

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:44

I see, and it's already full of hustle and bustle

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:45

walks into tavern Ahh! Nothing like mead, a walk, then some more mead!

walks over to the bar, after putting his coat on the rack and grabbing a mead, and sits down

slowly sips mead

Seems this tavern is always active as soon as I leave. Haha.

finishes mead, and leaves the bar

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:53

Maybe if you showered every now and then, you wouldn't scare off all the other patrons! 😇

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:53

walks into bar I heard that!

Just so you know ma'am, I do cleanse my self every 2 days.

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:54

No wonder the smell of poo still lingers 😒

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:54

tips hat

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:55

Is tonight your self cleansing then?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:55

Maybe that's yourself that you're smelling starts to walk away

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:56

I doubt it, I smell rather lovely I must say. I haven't heard any complaints from the other boys anyways 😊

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:56

My apologies ma'am, in the mornings I tend to get grumpy.

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:57

Perhaps too much mead?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 10:57

I doubt it! leaves the tavern

Lilith 01-Dez-17 10:58

Well, it was a pleasure as always, but I must be going now. I'll be back later this evening 😙

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 12:12

Nothing like a good mug of mead for lunch! This will really get my brain working!

Lilith 01-Dez-17 01:19

Any new discoveries today Mr McFiltonson?

I overheard you speaking about intestines, perhaps you can check out those of Count Levi...

His seems to be leaking a putrid smell 😷

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 01:46

Yes indeed, I’m looking in to the contents now to see if there are any clues that point to the killer.

Lilith 01-Dez-17 01:49

Wonderful, but what killer? Who was killed? Such news has not made it into the tavern as of yet

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 01:50

Oh I apologize, I was confusing Count Levi with another case I am working on. I get so wrapped up in my projects sometimes that it’s all I can think about.

Lilith 01-Dez-17 01:51

I see, so there is no killer then? That's refreshing to hear

What other projects are you working on, if I may ask

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 01:52

And would he need help?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 01:52

kicks open door keap it doun will ye'? I'm tryrina slep off a massive hangover.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 01:53

I wud like to earn an extra penny

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 01:53

Out drink me and we could bet money

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 01:54

Then take that bucket of water and those rags and clean off the counter.

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 01:54

I think my idea was better

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 01:58

My clients confidentially is of the upmost importance, so I generally won’t speak on my projects. I do specialize in murder and slaughter style killings though.

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:21

anyway

who is the barkeep here

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:23

First off, let us be clear

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:23

yeah?

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:23

I don't drink bottom shelf beer

Give me some high quality mead

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:23

well

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:23

That's the stuff I need

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:23

i am not the barkeep

but he isnt here

so i guess we can steal it

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:25

This place has no barkeep

Perhaps he is still asleep

We'll just take it on the cheap

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:26

yeah

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:28

In order to hide your evil acts

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:28

wut

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:28

You must be good at covering your tracks

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:28

ok

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:29

For stealing the mead... Is a sin indeed...

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:29

meh

who cared

cares

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:30

If the barkeep truly cares, he'd be here tending his affairs

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 02:30

With your rhymes he is not impressed, he wishes for them to be supressed

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:31

i hate rhymes

that why my middle name is rice

lel

marhjo 01-Dez-17 02:31

Enters the tavern Good day my good people of Evil End, I'm Mr. John, but you can call me James. I've come with grave news, there is a plauge over us. It's within us, and will kill us from the inside. I can not help you all, but you can all try to kill your inner demons, and help each other to do so.

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:32

shake hands hi John

glad to see you here

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:32

Suppressing me would be hard, from the tavern I'd have to be barred

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:32

but not really

is the news true?

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 02:33

What are these inner demons you speak of Mr. John?

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:33

Well hello there Mr James, is it true these things that you claim?

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:34

if so, it shall be

let me release the inner demon me

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:40

@PenGuIsReAl I'm sorry you hate my rhymes, but ahead are troubling times. We must learn to watch the signs. For now, I'll retire to my confines. And from the tavern, I'll take a bottle of wine!

PenGuIsReAl 01-Dez-17 02:42

no

i dont hate your rhymres

i hate every rhymes

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:43

😔

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 02:46

So music or poetry for you I suppose?

Eminem 01-Dez-17 02:51

Seems my rhymes have troubled his thought, I'll try and keep them away from his earshot

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:05

looks at tavern door

blasts hole 10 centimeteres away from it

goes da in

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 03:15

sits in a corner, coverd by shadow

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:40

reads will

"To that one furry that didnt give me a tactical nuke or a care package guve him a cannonball to the face"

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:41

gets drunk...hey...yalllllll...passes out(edited)

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 03:41

walks in

looks around

leaves because none of his friends are there

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:42

unconsciously pulls out gun

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 03:43

oh wait hairy Harry has no friends lol. Only pawns.

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:43

aims cannon

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 03:44

sees cannon

books it to his home

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:44

[dream talking] "North...Korea...is..........bad"

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 03:44

safely

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:44

fires cannon at drunkard

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:45

wakes up...yawns..."hey...WHAT THE HELL?"

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:45

Pew

BOOM

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:45

dodges cannonball and loads gun

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:46

starts rapid firing

NYAAAAA

busts another hole in

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:46

jumps behind bar and fires

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 03:46

Mah people, @Marsim's canons are hoaxes. They cannot harm ye. It's witchcraft, mi'lards.

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:47

shoots at local

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:47

opens secret hatch that was just discovered

pulls something out

makes a strange noise

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:47

DIS IS FOR MAH BROTHER

smashes in another wall

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:48

shoots and hits @Marsim with a freaking RPG (rocket propelled grenade)(edited)

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:48

nope jumps on rpg and rides it(edited)

Wait shiii

smashes through another hole

Lilith 01-Dez-17 03:49

walks in Alright boys, I'm ba.... Um... Maybe I should come back later... I'd rather not get mixed up in the middle of a tavern brawl turns and walks back out

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:49

throws a bannana at liltih

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:50

blows up the #s3_tavern(edited)

Lilith 01-Dez-17 03:50

Banana??? Hmpf, you're not getting my vote for mayor now...

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:51

aims cannon whilst on rocket

DolphinPride138 01-Dez-17 03:51

runs out

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:52

cannon jumps above dolph

sets trail of gunpowder

starts whistling

Legolas 01-Dez-17 03:53

I hate cannons

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:53

gets lighter

sets off gunpowder trail

3...2...1...

BOOM

starts another trail

sets it off

Randium 01-Dez-17 03:59

NOW WHAT IS GOING ON OVER HERE?!

Marsim 01-Dez-17 03:59

Umm

covers the remains of the tavern with a carpet

Nothing randium 😅

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:00

My good lord freaking... I am away for my lunch break, and this is what happens?!

Marsim 01-Dez-17 04:00

Yes

its just a carpet whats wrong?

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:00

It is not even late in the night, and you are already drunkenly fighting each other! And who the hell is Randium? I'm not your little sister!

Marsim 01-Dez-17 04:01

Im not even drunk

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:01

Get out, OUT! Go fight on the square, you scums!

I don't care! Get out!

Marsim 01-Dez-17 04:01

...

shoots gem cannon at bouncer

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:01

throws @Marsim, @DolphinPride138 and @Legolas out of the tavern

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:01

Emerges unscathed from the smoke

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:02

And where the hell did you come from?!

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:03

Sam Mirk shoot his magical canon at me

It do no harm thogh

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:04

-sigh- How does it come that everyone's drunk already? A magical cannon? Doing no harm?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:05

Well. That's the power of fine alcohol.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:05

I ain't drunk, mi'lard

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:06

Nay, but ya did drink some, did ye?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:06

Trust me, it's witchcraft

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:06

And alcohol

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:06

Mah did drink, but ale ain't affect mah, mi'lard

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:07

Dude, are you dumb or anything?!

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:07

That's bacuz it be holy ale, sit

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:07

If you haven't been drinking, that only makes it worse!

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 04:14

sighs, still sitting watching from the shadowy corner

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:15

WOT R U DOIN HERE STILL?!?! IT'S BEEN ALMOST 27 YEARS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ORDERED ANYTHING!!!

Randium 01-Dez-17 04:17

Yeah, old man. We know you love to stare at people until they finally come over to you, after which you promise them a sack of gold if they bring you a weird artifact, but we'd really appreciate it if you for once bought a drink or something.

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:18

JUST GET DRUNK ALREADY!!!!

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:21

Can I get two fine ales please

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:22

Certainly, ma'm. Slides drinks down counter(edited)

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:22

Thank you kindly

DogeFlakes 01-Dez-17 04:22

hello(edited)

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:23

*lays coins on counter and strolls over to @Buddy1913

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:23

@Regicide1218 How dare ye insult a woman by callin' her sir?

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:23

sets one of the ales on the table in front of buddy

DogeFlakes 01-Dez-17 04:23

Can i get a fine ales please?

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:24

I couldn't help overhear the bouncer mention something about artifacts

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:24

Just an old fool who comes in seeking adventurers. Pay him no mind.

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 04:24

looks at Lilith, leaving the drink. I don't drink.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:24

walks into the tavern afternoon!

DogeFlakes 01-Dez-17 04:25

walkes out

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:25

I gathered as much, but thought it would quell the anger of the barkeep from you sitting here

HurricanKai 01-Dez-17 04:26

walkes in hello friends. What are you all doing here already?

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 04:27

But I appreciate the offer.. Don't belive him. I'm not here that much... Just think of me as an observer..

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:28

YOU HAVEN'T LEFT THAT STOOL IN ALMOST 27 YEARS!!!!!!!

Lilith 01-Dez-17 04:28

I see, don't believe him... So does that mean you can't tell me where I should search for the aforementioned artifacts?

HurricanKai 01-Dez-17 04:28

maybe he cant anymore @Regicide1218

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:32

Well, this was quit the good afternoon, but I must leave. leaves the tavern

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:33

HE'S NAYE A YER OLDR THAN MAH!

BhunaBoy 01-Dez-17 04:35

Pint of vodka bartender? Yes... A pint.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:36

Who be this vile landlord?

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 04:36

I can't. Or won't. Whichever you prefer to believe.

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 04:36

Seems like this town just never rests. Just a while ago I saw someone getting kicked out of the tavern

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:37

Very well @BhunaBoy, one pint coming up.

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 04:37

I moved in here expecting peace, but the noise will have to do.
orders ale

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:37

slides literal barrel of vodka

BhunaBoy 01-Dez-17 04:38

Thank you comrade. You know my Siberian grandfather could drink it by the barrel too

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 04:39

Oy can I get 10 of some good mead

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:39

removes empty barrel from mouth in shock Grandson?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:39

Would ye be kind enough to give free ale to a poor peasant?

Or is mah still persona non grata?

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 04:40

Oy mate don't worry I buy ya one

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:40

All of this is free. Any payment is a donation for upkeep.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:40

Thank ye, mi'lard

Takes barrel of ale

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 04:40

Doesn't seem like the best business technique, how do you even earn money here?

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 04:41

Can I get some mead now mate

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:41

rolls barrel of Mead down bar

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:41

@MrKukurykpl It wasn't so before, good sir

They ain't give no free ale to mah before

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:42

walks into tavern

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:42

I don't subsist off of money, @MrKukurykpl , I subsist off of alcohol and fear.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:42

Ah, hello, fair gents!

Good afternoon to you all!

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:42

Good day, mi'lard

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:43

Wilcum

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 04:43

I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

ed588 01-Dez-17 04:44

I'll have 5 tonnes of wine plz

For a friend

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:55

Ah, is anyone still here?

It appears as if everyone has departed...

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:56

I am, mi'lard

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:56

Ah, sir Glax!

Legolas 01-Dez-17 04:57

ups

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:57

walks over to the bar and gets a mead

looks up I'm sorry sir, but, there's nothing up there.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 04:58

looks up too

No can see either.

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 04:59

@ed588 yes, but it may take a few days for me to got it all out.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 04:59

Hm.

sips some mead

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:04

How is the stock looking?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:06

Excuse me sir?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:07

Yes?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:07

Why do you not sell your drinks?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:08

Because I do not need money to survive

Also because I have everything I could ever ask for

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:08

That is a very strange statement, but ok, sir.

sips some more mead

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:09

Trust me; the longer they remain, the more you will come to appreciate the free alcohol.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:10

"They"? Who are "they"?

MrKukurykpl 01-Dez-17 05:10

the longer who remains...?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:11

I can say no more, but know this; after the fog resides, you will wish you never arrived in this place.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:11

Oh dear

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:12

This is worrying are you implying the wolfmen are real

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:12

finishes mead, and leaves the bar

yells behind himself, THANKS FOR THE MEAD!

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:14

COME BACK TOMORROW, IF YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:15

seems confused but yells, OK, SIR!

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:19

Can I get a barrel of mead from Verdict Village if possible

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:19

Certainly. Goes into storeroom

flash of bright light from behind the door

returns with barrel of Mead

Is this what you're lokkin fer?

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:20

What was that light?

And yes it is

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:20

Nithin, lad.

Tis nithin

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:21

This town is getting odder and odder the more i am here

takes mead

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:21

Just wait until tonight

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:21

downs it quickly and nearly chokes in surprise

What is tonight?

Eminem 01-Dez-17 05:22

I thought verdict village was no more. Heard stories of wolves running galore. The town seemed to settle the score, but the damage was too much to ignore

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:22

walks back into the tavern ah, excuse me, I left my coat here...

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:23

Nithin stranj fer this place.

Eminem 01-Dez-17 05:25

I see Sam Mirk is already in jail, already found someone to assail, I hope nobody will post bail, but for now I'll just take a cocktail

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:25

Oh dear...

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:25

Well I am off for today who knows what the night will hold

leaves

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:26

HAHA! Coming right up ,sir

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:26

Excuse me sir, what other drinks do you have?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:27

Anything you desire

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:27

Hmm

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:27

enters again

Can I take a barrel of mead to go

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:29

Of course sir. Goes through same process as before, but with more light

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:29

covers eyes

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:30

sets barrel at feet and goes back to seat behind bar

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:31

Do you have a scotch?

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:31

If you can ~~create~~ fetch mead like that, where's my 5 tonnes of wine?(edited)

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 05:31

rolls a coin across my fingers. Tapping them across the table

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 05:31

Takes a tumbler of mead for a change

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:31

Some things take longer than others to... procure

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:31

Can I get a scotch on the rocks?(edited)

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:31

Ok

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 05:32

*leaves

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:32

Can I have a mead on the side then please

Actually no

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:32

slides everyone their drinks(edited)

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:32

Can I have a cup of tea

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:32

Wot sort(edited)

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:33

Who's that man at the end of the bar? he asks while sipping his scotch

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:33

Don't concern yourself with him, he just SITS THERE, AND DOESN'T ORDER ANYTHING!!!!!

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:33

I like tea

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:34

Wot sort?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:34

walks over and sits near the man

Excuse me sir, can I ask your name?

Huh...

He doesn't seem to respond...

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:35

He sometimes sleeps with his eyes open

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:35

taps @Buddy1913 on the shoulder

Sir?

Ah, I'll just leave him be...

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:36

Black, no sugar

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:36

walks back to his original seat

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:36

whispers to @Leviticus put this half empty glass in his hand.

gives @ed588 his tea

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:37

pauses for a second, then returns to the mysterious man

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 05:37

Oh, sorry. I came here of hopes I could find my phone here. Doesn't seem like it.

Whatever, I'll keep searching.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:37

puts the glass in @Buddy1913's hand

walks back to his seat

finishes his scotch

Ah, very good!

Also, pardon me sir, what is a "phone"? Surely you didn't steal one?

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 05:39

Hold on, what exactly are you doing here?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:39

Me?

I'm just having a drink or two, good sir!

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:40

I'm afraid I must check on my...methods of procurement. In the meantime, snaps fingers you can have whatever you wish from this fully stocked bar.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:40

Ah! Thank you sir!

gets a bottle of mead(edited)

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:42

sips tea

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:42

gulps down mead

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 05:43

looks at the glass and towards @Leviticus. (the man seems.... Distant. As if he's not actually there. There's a certain... Uncertainty about him. The long dark cloak and hood draped over a relatively tall looking frame)

Can I help you with something?

(any liquid in the glass is now gone without it so much as moving)

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:43

looks over to the mysterious man

Um

Can I get your name, sir?(edited)

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:45

Hey
Were you here earlier?
I didn't see you come in

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:45

Me? Or that man over there?

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:46

Not you

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 05:46

You don't need my name now.... You'll know it soon enough off your own actions.

I have been here for longer than you. Perhaps that's why you didn't see me come in.(edited)

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:46

They other guy

Ok

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:47

Ok.... strange....

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 05:47

You are indeed..

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:47

Um.... how long have you resided in this town, sir?

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 05:48

pushes the glass away from his hand

I do not reside in this town. But... I feel compelled to stay.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:48

Ok...

feels the man's cold gaze piercing his soul

I.... need to get out of here...

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 05:49

Ah, there's my phone! Finally!

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 05:50

runs out of the tavern, leaving his mead

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:50

You wear a green hat like the other ~~gods~~ elders

Are you related to then?

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 05:50

Hello, phone. Dirty, slow and rubbish! This is definetly my phone!

ed588 01-Dez-17 05:50

leaves tavern because he has other things to do

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 05:51

I'll head off back to town now.

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 05:51

My skin's a tinglin. Did someone just piss themselves from fear?

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 05:51

A hat? I am not wearing a hat... I am needed elsewhere.

gets up and walks out. I will be sure to introduce myself. When the time is right.(edited)

Now is not that time.

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 06:09

there's a cold aura around the figure, it seemed to glide as the cloak trailed across the ground, a last glimpse a mark of brilliant white poking from beneath it as he rounds the corner.(edited)

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:10

The air is fresher now

What happened?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:11

The mysterious man left...

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:11

Ah

Rejoice!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:11

does my looks (profile picture) fit my name?

can anyone tell me?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:11

Indeed it does

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:12

thank you for your compliment, my good man

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:14

Takes yet another tumbler of ale

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:14

Ah, finally the mysterious man is gone... for now...

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:14

he will be back...

Eminem 01-Dez-17 06:14

Tell me mister bee keeper, do you like your ale a bit cheaper?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:15

I tell you, it felt as if he was staring right into my soul, with his cold, icy stare...

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:15

sure thing MANAMANA

Eminem 01-Dez-17 06:15

Yes, he seemed a bit of a creeper

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:15

gets a beer for once

Ah,

This town just gets stranger and stranger by the minute...

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:17

i do say so

i dont even know why am i a beekeeper

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:17

Wuts going on?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:17

Hello good sir!

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:17

GASPS

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:18

i think i am going tipsly off insanity

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:18

HE IS GONE

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:18

Yes

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:18

andheisback

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:18

He has been there for decades

...

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:18

I wonder who he was...

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:18

I once heard that he holds the balance of the town using the tavern

Who knows what could happen if he leaves

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:19

Oh, dear

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:19

the town would collapse?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:19

Mah don't like this voodoo

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:19

what if

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 06:19

Only one way to find out.

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:19

People could turn on one another

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:19

the tavern is located in the middle of the town

and the mysterious man uses controls to make it balanced

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:19

The town may fall into a cycle of fear and anger, or far worse...

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:19

in the tavern

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 06:20

Not in my bloody tavern

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:20

what could go worse...?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 06:20

I'll have ye thrown out if we start a ruckus

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:20

Maybe the rumors of human-wolves are true...

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:20

Don't worry about me sir, I won't start anything.

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:21

Alrighty.

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:21

you mean

werewolves??

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:21

What rumors?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:21

Werewolves? Witchcraft I say!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:21

its just a myth

is it?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:21

Werewolves?!?

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:21

like half-life 3! what ever it is

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:21

Can anyone hear those noise?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:21

Oh, my!

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:21

Noise coming from the jail....

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:22

What is that monstrosity of a noise coming from the jail?!

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:22

Werewolves aren't likely. Let's all be calm and maybe have a relaxing discussion.

That sound is annoying. Who is doing that?

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:22

i think its

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:22

bangs his fist on the wall nearest to the jail SHUT UP IN THERE, WILL YA?

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:22

krim mas?

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 06:23

He'll not be doing it much longer

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:23

thanks Landlord larry(edited)

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:23

Mr. Larry?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:23

Thank you Larry!

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 06:23

Yes?

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:23

Thank you for tending to my wounds earlier

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:23

Ah, thanks Larry. Much more peaceful.

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 06:24

Indeed

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:24

Stop the noise.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:24

The landlord is a physik? Mah didn't know that

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:24

hits the wall nearest to the jail SHUT THE HOLY FUCK UP IN THERE WILL YA?!?

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:24

May I get a drink of water? Or do you only serve alcohol here?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:25

Could mi'lard look at my wounds too?

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:25

who is the bartender anyways?

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:25

Indeed, my throat is dry.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:25

gets a big mug of beer

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:25

Ah, as mah thought.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:26

gulps beer

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:26

The nobles only help their own.

While the poor peasant struggles with wounds.....

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:26

People may dislike me for this, but I oppose to alcohol.

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:26

Gasps

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:26

Mi'lard, ye cannot dislike ale!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:27

how is that possible?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:27

I can see to your wounds, sir Glax!

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:27

I don't care what people do with alcohol, but I stick to water most of the time. If not water, then something else but alcohol.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:27

Ye shan't be permitted here anymore, mi'lard @WhyThough - The best username®

Thank ye, @Leviticus!

BlendedSpider 01-Dez-17 06:27

exits tevern

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:27

you shamed us @WhyThough - The best username®

leaves or something

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:27

I respectfully ask you to leave this tavern

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:27

Shows wounds to @Leviticus(edited)

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:28

Finally.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:28

Ok...

Hm...

treats @Lord of Galaxy's wounds

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:29

Thank ye, mi'lard!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:29

enters tavern again

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:29

Is that better sir Glax?

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:29

I feel better already!

Can get mah sleep now.

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:29

Feels good to know that I didn't provoke anyone severely.

Lord of Galaxy 01-Dez-17 06:29

Good night to ye, good sirs!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:29

well good night @Lord of Galaxy

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:30

All righty, see ya.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:30

What are you doing in the tavern still, sir?

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:30

before i sleep, i need some great, strong, hard MILK

to get me to my slumber

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:30

I apologize, but the town square is empty. I don't actually start work yet.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:31

points to the door @WhyThough - The best username®, people who don't drink alcohol, should not be in the tavern. I respectfully ask you to leave.

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 06:31

Alright. Whatever.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:31

finishes beer

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:31

can we mix alcohol with milk?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:31

Yes

That is actually Romani milk!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:32

bless the lords

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:32

(Refrence)

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:32

give me one mug

i need one

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:33

goes behind the counter and gets a mug of Cheateu Romani

Here you go good sir!

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:33

thanks lad

drinks with GREAT POWER

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:33

Now I must leave.

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:33

alrighty

i will leave too

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:34

walks out of the tavern

Unbihexium 01-Dez-17 06:34

walks out to take care of ma bees

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:52

enters the tavern, gets a stout, and sits at the bar

ed588 01-Dez-17 06:52

enters tavern

I say

It's getting cold outs- falls over

gets up

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:53

looks over to @ed588

ed588 01-Dez-17 06:53

brushes dust off self

adjusts monacle

I mean

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:54

shrugs, goes back to drinking his stout

ed588 01-Dez-17 06:54

It's winter

But still

It'll be a cold night tonight

grabs drink

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 06:56

Come, friend! Have a drink with me!

ed588 01-Dez-17 06:56

checks pocket watch

As much as I would like to my friend, I must dash

scoots out of tavern

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 07:00

finishes stout, leaves the tavern

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 07:52

Sup bitches

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 07:52

goes to the bar, after getting a pint of brandy

sits down, leaves his cane and coat at the door

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 07:53

@souless_2nd Don't misgender; it's a sin.

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 07:53

I will just pay the church so I don’t go to hell

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 07:57

gulps some brandy

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 07:58

misgenders more people

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 07:59

goes to the bar and grabs a glass of single malt scotch

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 07:59

misgenders @Phil Inc.

Calls him female(edited)

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 07:59

gives @souless_2nd a look that stops him dead in his tracks

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 07:59

@souless_2nd You can get imprisoned for such a grave sin

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:00

Can I really ?

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:00

If it persists, yes.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:01

Do it again and we will call the constable (gamemasters)

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:01

Don't start no... , won't be no...

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:01

Are you ok, sir Ferdinand?

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:01

What happened

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:02

Doing fine. and you?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:02

I'm fine..

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:02

Good to hear. sips scotch

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:04

oK

So how’s life been treating you

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:05

Mysteriously.

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:05

Can't complain much, the fields had a good yield this year, so I guess i'm surviving

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:06

That’s good

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:07

Only complaint is that my son's living in Verdict Village haven't written me in ages

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:08

Visit him sometime

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:09

Haven't got a good horse anymore, plus it's a 12 day ride from here. Not too sure if my health would allow it

sips scotch

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:10

I mean i could help save up if I wasn’t such an alcoholic

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:10

Same here hehe

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:10

Btw in broke didn’t he say it was free yesterday

*im

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:10

sips scotch
lights tobacco pipe

I haven't seen the first barkeep this week

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:11

@Regicide1218 said it was free yesterday

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:13

I'll pay up when it's asked of me

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:13

Welp if we miss a few bottles at night nobody would know what happened

wink wink

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:14

If they come back to you looking for payment, just say they were on me. It'll be fine.

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:14

Nah I’ll just blame it on those flying sharks I heard of

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:15

That's one imagination you've got there son

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:15

The person who’s incarcerated told me that

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:15

Which Sam do you speak of?

It's too quiet around here. I'm heading to the voting booth. Anyone want my vote?

finishes the rest of the scotch

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:19

Yo I’m back

where u going @Phil Inc.

I just went to go take a piss

I meant the one before him

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:20

I just realized how little time we have to vote

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:20

I would gladly take a vote, good sir!

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:21

Okay, not like it matters anyways. I have a sinking feeling about this evening and the days to come.

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:22

Same

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:22

☑ 🍕 ❔

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:22

What is that sorcery

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:22

Vote pizza?

Nonono

He is insane

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:23

38 minutes until it's night

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:23

How do you speak items

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:23

I'm not sure if anyone will be able to protect us from the evil abound.

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:23

🤷

🤔 ❔ ❔ ❓

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:23

":dice:"

:dice:

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:24

The that person is alright

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:24

BURN HIM BURN @Robotron

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:24

🎲

👻

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:24

"🦆"

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:24

😢

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:24

I would like a vote though... I would like to help make this town better!

BenTechy66 01-Dez-17 08:24

vote ben

for prez

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:24

🏫 🏗

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:24

@Game Master BURN @Robotron it’s another WIZZARD

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:24

🚫

🤖 👼

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:25

You got it Count.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:25

Nono

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:25

FUCK THIS SHIT

IM GOING BACK TO THE INN

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:25

Martin talks in emoji

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:25

🎮 👿
🔥 🎮

souless_2nd 01-Dez-17 08:25

runs out of the tavern back to the inn

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:25

I promise to install more secure doors and to hire security guards. Nobody has voted for me, meaning that's not happening.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:25

He has a disease

I guess?

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:25

🤦

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:25

Wow, that guy was angry

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:26

🤖 😇

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:27

I don't want bigger doors to keep the evil inside the city and potentially compromised security guards aren't going to protect us.

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:28

I didn't say bigger doors.

And if security gaurds wouldn't protect us, they would get a beating.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:29

Do we really want a mayor who abuses his workers?!?

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:30

I don't want all these doors getting in my way as I'm running for my life in the future.

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:30

Plot twist: They wouldn't be abused because they would actually do their job.(edited)

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:30

But sir

What is the point in abusing people?

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:31

@Leviticus you want to be mayor but how do we know your not one of the evil creatures or people plaguing this lovely town

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:32

Ugh, nevermind. It doesn't really matter; I'm not going to win anyway.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:32

Why, because I want to help everyone!

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:32

How do we know that anyone is or isn't?

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:32

We aren't allowed to prove it

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:32

The real person we need to worry about getting mayor, is Helico, I am almost positive he is a werewolf.

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:33

Well I guess we just have to wait until someone can confirmed to be evil and then they be lynched

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:33

😮

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:33

\Heads off to library

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:34

Grab me a book would ya

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:35

You'd have to get one yourself. Books are to stay in the library, according to staff.

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:36

📖 🤗

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:36

You love reading

?

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:36

❤ 📕

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:36

Groping books?

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:36

He's a book hugger

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:36

\Heads back to tavern

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:36

😆

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:36

He loves books

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:36

☑

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:37

His heart is a closed book

Robotron 01-Dez-17 08:37

🤦

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 08:38

Can I git u lads anythung?

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:38

A tall glass of scotch please sir

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 08:38

Coming right up

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:39

"...Every winter, the cursed town is attacked by werewolves in the freezing seasons. They start on the first day of a special event regarding winter. People think they aren't reality. This is used to the wolf's advantage. They make their move at night..."

Regicide1218 01-Dez-17 08:39

slides glass across bar

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:39

catches glass

Thank you sir!

takes a big swig out of the glass

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:40

Excuse me barkeep! Can I get a big jug of brandy wine?

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:40

\Leaves tavern

@Leviticus Would you mine revoking the vote for yourself and voting for the controller so the pizza dude doesn't become mayor?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:42

Oh dear

This is quite stressful..

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 08:43

walks in, yawning

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:43

Oh dear

Helico is winning!!

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 08:43

why you voting for yourself mate

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:44

move your vote. even it up

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 08:44

re-enters the tavern. taking up my usual spot Water... please.

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 08:45

we must not have a madman for mayor Count

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:47

Ah yes should we mention that said madman has not been about at all today if anything he could be a werewolf or worse a vampire

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:47

Sigh...

There go my chances of bettering this town

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:48

Who's Ben the Devil anyways? Haven't heard much from him today either

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 08:48

He's what the name suggests. Probably a wolf.

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:48

Perhaps, perhaps not

Does anyone know how many wolves there are supposedly

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:50

If you all would vote for me, I could guarantee i would better this town. But the votes seem locked in place now(edited)

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:51

@Predator123s Go to #s3_story_time and scroll up a few ticks. You'll see the roles and how many of each there are

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:51

I know mate its just the roleplay

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:54

7 mintutes

takes a big sip of scotch

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:56

gulps his brandy

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:56

packs corn pipe full of tobacco

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 08:56

what is in seven minutes?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:56

Night

And the new mayor

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:56

voting booth closes on the hour mark

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 08:57

ah

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:57

lights tobacco in corn pipe

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:57

It's gonna be a tie

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:57

Guess they'll have to have a duel

sips scotch

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 08:57

klu klury can save it

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 08:58

If there are 10 wolves then if Helico is a wolf his voters are as well

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 08:58

puffs pipe

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 08:58

That's gonna be a problem, as Helico is away

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:00

If he is the mayor, it will be problematic... we can only pray that the insane Helico doesn't win...

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:00

There are more werewolves than humans.

🎮 - 8 🍕 - 8

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 09:01

Pizza and gaming it is then

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:01

Oh, dear

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:01

🤔 so it is going to be hard to eliminate the threats

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 09:02

finishes glass of scotch

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 09:02

i did not realise there were so many...

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 09:02

puffs pipe

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:02

🎮 - 8 🍕 - 8

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 09:02

listens carefully to the in progress conversions

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:02

Doesn't matter though, it's night time now.

\Hears a howl

BenTechy66 01-Dez-17 09:02

😮

we should vote for 🎮

not that that's me or anything

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:03

Oh, dear.... if only more people voted for me... but, that won't happen now...

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:03

@Buddy1913#9588 when did you get here or have you been here the whole time

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:03

It's too late to control the past.

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:03

@Buddy1913

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 09:04

He just came in quietly and sat in the corner drinking his water a while ago.

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:04

Well then

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:04

There's another election.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:04

It appears we will have a vote again tomorrow

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:04

Tomorrow if this one fails

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:05

I hope that I can be the mayor of this nice little town...

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 09:05

have you changed your mind on staying then?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:05

Possibly, but my family will miss me

Best not stay longer than I need to though

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:06

Leave the town see your family who knows what will happen

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 09:06

strange decision that is mate

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 09:06

I'm afraid my family isn't coming back here

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:07

Apparently I can't leave until after winter

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:07

Afterall if this town dies who will know?

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:07

Oh dear, I hope Winchester doesn't change too much while I'm away...

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:09

You might not even see it...

Let's not be too negative.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:09

What!

Oh dear oh dear...

WhyThough - The best username® 01-Dez-17 09:09

I'm off to #s3_town_square.

\Leaves tavern

Predator123s 01-Dez-17 09:10

I am off to goodbye lads

leaves

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:10

starts pacing around the tavern

Buddy1913 01-Dez-17 09:10

I have been here a while thank you.

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:11

stops pacing, turns and looks at @Buddy1913

Hello...

How long... were you in here?

Phil Inc. 01-Dez-17 09:12

I'm going to go lock myself in side my room with a shotgun in my lap

Goodbye

leaves tavern

ProNoob135 01-Dez-17 09:14

heads to upstairs room and barracades

Randium003 01-Dez-17 09:14

Alright, you chumps! Time to go to bed early, you suckers!

Leviticus 01-Dez-17 09:14

All right

...

leaves a small bag of money for landlord larry

exits the tavern

Randium003 01-Dez-17 09:16

=================================
THE TAVERN IS CLOSED
=================================
Come back tomorrow for more drinks!

Randium003 02-Dez-17 10:52

Alright, you chumps, the tavern is open again. Just keep it quiet today, or I'm gonna kick all your asses out!

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 10:52

Hy

Legolas 02-Dez-17 10:52

steps in

good morning townies!

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 10:53

Hello fred

People are silent today

Legolas 02-Dez-17 10:54

last night was long... had a lot of beer. And a lot of debts now

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 10:55

Ha im adding all thé wine i drink to m'y Master tab

Tactic of slave to have a good day

Does beer was good?

Legolas 02-Dez-17 10:57

it was good German wheat beer

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 10:58

Germen make best beers of thé country isn't it

Legolas 02-Dez-17 10:58

German beer is the best beer worldwide

Belgian beer is good too

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 10:59

I heard about it but in belgium they ate all chocolaté already

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:00

lol

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 11:02

Swedish are good at making what already ?

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:03

?

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 11:04

Everyone Can make good thing

German its beer

French its wine

Chinese its ..... Thing

But what about swedish

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:05

hm

Buddy1913 02-Dez-17 11:05

walks into the tavern indeed. the sweedish make great furnature.

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:05

Swedish furniture

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 11:05

Oh ok

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:05

lol

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 11:06

Lol two answer for thé Price of one

What do you thk about our mayor

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:11

i don't know how he got so many votes, but I don't know much about him

Freedmoon 02-Dez-17 11:12

I dont thk i Can trust him

With half of us following him hé could bé à werewolf

Anyway Time for me to leave cause if i dont midday would kill mah

(leave tavern)

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:19

ok

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 11:26

steps in the tavern hi guys

did you guys know the news

2 person have died

in a night

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:26

I saw you coming through the window, and yes, I was one of the first who saw them

ed588 02-Dez-17 11:27

It's terrible

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 11:27

hmm.

ed588 02-Dez-17 11:27

Until last night i thought that werewolves were nothing but an old folk tale

But now...

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 11:27

me too

ed588 02-Dez-17 11:27

I am not so sure

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 11:27

i think the CURSE

was true

this is horrifing

where is the barkeep

well,i think i cant order drinks then

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:30

just take them and use a stroked list to pay later

that's how it works here

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 11:31

ok

take the mead

use a stroked list

this is good stuff

Legolas 02-Dez-17 11:31

my has more then 100 strokes already

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 11:31

lel

so anyway

we are short in suppilies

for rituals

ed588 02-Dez-17 12:11

Rituals?

Are you a member of some kind of cult?

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:14

yes

ed588 02-Dez-17 12:14

Aha!

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:14

we are summoning light

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 12:14

Cults? What is this town coming to?!

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:14

no we no cult

we summon light

ed588 02-Dez-17 12:16

Ah

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 12:16

I hear party here

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:16

yes

PARTYYYY

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 12:16

Takes tumbler of beer this time

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:16

takes 10 beer

i will pay for this later

Regicide1218 02-Dez-17 12:18

No payment. It's all free.

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:19

thanks mr barkeep

TODAY

ITS ON ME

DRINK UP BOIII

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 12:19

Silently drinks beer

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 12:19

enters tavern one for me too please

Regicide1218 02-Dez-17 12:20

hoists hogshead of vodka over head and chugs it

finishes barrel Coming right up.

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:26

humm

do you guys know abut the upcomoing vote

it is gonna be our new reporter

who will you think are you at this jobz/

Regicide1218 02-Dez-17 12:27

@Randium003 sit in the corner and wait. If this party gets out of hand, clear the bar and drag the offenders to #deleted-channel.

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:28

hmm

normally

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 12:28

Well, i will Candidate for it atleast, even if most people dont know me that good..... I still hope they trust me.

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:28

how muceh are the mead?

and i am thinking about myself as a candidate

i am sure

will make this a better place.

Regicide1218 02-Dez-17 12:30

All my booze is free.

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 12:30

I think, who ever wants to get Reporter, has to proove that he is telling the Truth

Regicide1218 02-Dez-17 12:30

slides pipe of Mead to @PenGuIsReAl

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:31

thanks

oh

take the mead

this mead is just quality

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 12:53

Can I have a double milk with two icecubes? Feeling like drinking something strong today.(edited)

BenTechy66 02-Dez-17 12:56

whoa, 2 icecubes? don't overdo it!

PenGuIsReAl 02-Dez-17 12:56

yeaah

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 01:29

enters tavern

hello everyone

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 01:32

Hey Bill, how is it going with your Bees? @Unbihexium

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 01:32

stingy

well, i have to bee independent to take care of my bees

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 01:33

true, what do you think about all of this curse-stuff

@Unbihexium

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 01:34

sounds terrible

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 01:35

And what about the @Reporter who will you vote for? if im allowed to ask. @Unbihexium

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 01:36

not too sure yet @HurricanKai, it could be anyone i trust

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 01:36

and who do you trust?

@Unbihexium

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 01:37

i do not dare to answer @HurricanKai

as someone might be watching me(edited)

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 01:38

that is true, you seam smart, want to go somewhere save?

@Unbihexium

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 01:40

if i want to go somewhere save, i wouldnt go to the tavern

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 02:49

grabs whiskey

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 03:21

leaves tavern to see whats goin on in town square

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 03:27

Good morning bar keeper! Well, for me at least I just woke up a half hour ago... Good afternoon barkeeper!(edited)

Could I get a glass of water?

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 03:29

Serve yourself, good sir

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 03:29

Oh, where is the water then?

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 03:30

I not know, good sir

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 03:31

... Then how shall I serve myself?

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 03:32

I not barkeep

I peasant

ed588 02-Dez-17 03:32

You write what you want on that piece of paper there points

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 03:32

enters

Hello tavern people

ed588 02-Dez-17 03:32

And then it appears in front of you

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 03:33

Thank you sir edian

grabs slip and writes the word "water"

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 03:35

Looks around, no water has appeared

Tavern only for alcohol.

No water here

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 03:36

grabs slip and writes 20 barrels of rum

it appears

Well goodbye I am off to my bunker with this rum hopefully I do not die of intoxication

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 03:37

Takes another barrel of ale(edited)

Gets intoxicated

Who... am.... I?

Where... am... I?

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 03:38

The local peasant of this town

Well goodbye

leaves

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 03:38

Who be ye?

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 03:41

after a while of his water not appearing Harry leaves the tavern

Phil Inc. 02-Dez-17 03:44

enters tavern and walks to bar

Good day everyone

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 03:44

enters tavern again cus why not

leaves to say something

enters again

Phil Inc. 02-Dez-17 03:49

Hi Bill

walks out of tavern empty handed

Phil Inc. 02-Dez-17 04:16

walks back in and gets a glass of scotch from the bar

sits at an empty table near the back of tavern and begins slowly drinking scotch

ed588 02-Dez-17 04:17

Hey @Mayor

What were you before you became the mayor?

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 04:19

And why did we vote for a Devil?

BenTechy66 02-Dez-17 04:20

I'm a nice devil

ed588 02-Dez-17 04:21

Were you anything other than a nice devil?

Eminem 02-Dez-17 05:14

Good evening ladies and gents, Mind trading an ale for a few cents? I have good coins, fresh from the mints

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 05:18

@Regicide1218 I have still not recieved my double milk with 2 icecubes!

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:19

Landlord isn't here buddy

Neither is that bouncer

So I guess there aren't really rules here now seeing as no one special is here to stop anyone

Unbihexium 02-Dez-17 05:21

party?

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:21

Sure why not?(edited)

A party without Sam Mirk the psycho seems kinda dull though

Eminem 02-Dez-17 05:22

Whose to blame for Mirk and the Count? To punish their death is paramount

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:23

gets drunk again

plays with loaded gun

Eminem 02-Dez-17 05:24

voting booth also calls for a reporter, who to vote for good order

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:24

Stop using dangerous weaponry

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:25

"YOU IS DA JUDGE!"

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:25

I suggest voting for Mr. John as reporter

I've been drinking this purple liquid and it taste amazing

Want some

Eminem 02-Dez-17 05:25

playing with a loaded gun, surely it can't be fun, accidents happen that can't be undone

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:26

I SUGGEST VOTING FOR THIS! shoots gun at someone's beer

DID YOU KNOW THAT HELL IS HOT FOR A GOOD REASON?!

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:26

Hey fudge off

My rum

Eminem 02-Dez-17 05:26

enough death is in this town, two have fallen that made me frown

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:26

I LIKE FUDGE

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 05:26

WATCH OUT GUYS HE COULD BE A BARBER

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:26

PEW PEW

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 05:26

HE COULD KILL SOMEONE

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:27

I LIKE BEER

orders 10 beers

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:27

@DolphinPride138 you are drunk go home

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:27

chugs them all

grabs the RPG again

WHERES THAT SAM GUY

I HAD SOME GOOD FOOD LAST NIGHT

OH MY GOD THERES A MOUSE HOLY SHITTS shoots RPG at mouse

blows the mouse to bits

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:29

Is everyone drunk? BECAUSE WHY NOT DRINK MORE

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:29

leaves a giant flaming hole in the wall

passes out of drunkenness

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:29

Shut it. I can hear all this racket in #s3_town_square

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:29

Oh

Eminem 02-Dez-17 05:29

Sam Mirk was killed for destroying the town. A similar road you are headed down. I suggest not acting a clown, or the same fate you may see in this town

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:30

Yep, it's been predicted

Dolph Pride dead next night

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 05:30

Witchcraft, I say

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:32

wakes up HUH I HEARD MY NAME

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:33

Lets get you out of here @DolphinPride138

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:33

NO!

aims gun at Hunter Stevenson

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:34

Bullets don't faze me and neither does death you'll have to try harder @DolphinPride138

I will beat you down and drag you out if I must

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:34

Awwww…SADNESS HAS CONSUMED MY SOUL

SOMEONE GET ME ANOTHER BEER

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 05:35

And I helps mah friends

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:35

WHOS DA YOO ESS PERESIDENTIAL PERSONNEL?

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:35

No beer here have a fermented apple juice it is better
hands dolph an apple juice

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:36

Orange juice to whoever hands out the drinks, please.

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:36

drops Molotov

Whoops

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:36

throws apple juice at wall but hits D. A. B.

F OFF JACK

NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION

WE DONT NEED TO KNOW WHY YOU VOTED FOR PUTIN TO BE DICTATOR OF AFGHANISTAN

OR WHY YOU BUILT A NUKE FOR NORTH KOREA

SOMEONE JUST GET ME A GOD DAMNED BEER

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:39

Uhhhh

@Game Master I think we need to lock up @DolphinPride138 in a padded cell

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:40

FUCK OFF JACK

I HAVE A GUN AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

shoots at Jack Michaelson but hits The Lord Rejector

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 05:41

Screams in agony

draws pistol and aims

CALM DOWN

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:41

@DolphinPride138 shut up your making yourself wolf bait

DolphinPride138 02-Dez-17 05:42

I'LL JUST SHOOT THE DAMN WOLF

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:42

Hmmm

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 05:42

The dang wolf will shoot you.

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 05:43

Are you trying to say you're a doggo

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 05:43

CAN SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTER

I'M GONNA FUCKING BLEED TO DEATH!

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 05:43

@§įŕ Ţýphů§ what is you need mi lord

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:43

\Brings @§įŕ Ţýphů§ to hospital

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 05:44

Thank you siir

Smiles weakly

Do we even have a doctor?

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 05:46

Ah, the scoundrel bin jailed!

Buddy1913 02-Dez-17 05:46

Mysteryiously reappears in the corner of the tavern you called lord?(edited)

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:46

@DolphinPride138 SHUT IT DOWN THERE

Lord of Galaxy 02-Dez-17 05:47

@WhyThough - The best username® He bin jailed now

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:47

Oh

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 05:47

Can you patch me up @Buddy1913?

Buddy1913 02-Dez-17 05:48

looks down
patch what up good sir?
there is no longer any sign of injury, nor the stains of blood(edited)

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:49

Can someone get my orange juice yet?

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 05:49

I WAS SHOT!

I'm bleeding from the leg, are you blind?

passes @WhyThough - The best username® a orange juice

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:51

Thank you!

\Drinks This

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 05:51

@§įŕ Ţýphů§ you have just been healed, if you haven't noticed

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 05:51

is amazing

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 05:55

Thank you

Freshly squeezed from the Lord just 4cents

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:00

Can someone get me a dragonfruit in here

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:01

\Passes dragonfruit to @RafMeister

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:02

Thank you DAB

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:02

You are welcome.

\Grabs another glass of orange juice

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:08

holds pistol

puts it away

ed588 02-Dez-17 06:09

grabs dab's orange juice

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:10

puts part of dragonfruit, shredded by tapdancing on it, in it(edited)

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:14

raises gun

Give back @WhyThough - The best username®'s Orange Juice!

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:15

Hey, my drink!

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:15

aims

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:15

grabs it from @ed588 and gives it back to @WhyThough - The best username® , still containing dragonfruit

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:16

I'm warning ya

Thanks @RafMeister

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:16

\Empties drink and refills it

\Drinks

Thanks, guys.

ed588 02-Dez-17 06:16

gets own orange juice

drinks it

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:16

Good

ed588 02-Dez-17 06:16

exits tavern

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:17

bYE

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:17

I'm not bothered leaving because it's very cold outside.

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 06:17

Do you need a coat?

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:17

No, I am fine.

Thank you anyways.

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:19

Why are you always so cold?

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:19

Because of the blizzard outside

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:19

It's winter, have you considered that yet?

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:20

waves towards door

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:20

It is, okay then

I'm just not too bothered by the cold myself

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:21

I am; the temperature is below 0.(edited)

ed588 02-Dez-17 06:21

Celsius or Fahrenheit

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:21

It's -7 celsius how are you not cold?

RafMeister 02-Dez-17 06:25

I moved here from the Netherlands a few years ago and it's pretty regularly cold there

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:25

Makes sense

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:25

Ah.

Time to continue forecasting the weather.(edited)

Wait, it's raining outside?

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:26

Blizzard so no

And a bad one at that

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 06:26

enters tavern(edited)

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:26

\Does the same

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 06:26

im still so sad

what will i do

i was looking forward to that well so much

i think for the first time in years,

im going to ask for a comfort drink

1 beer please(edited)

1 beer appears before him(edited)

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:28

One bear?!

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 06:29

:crying noises: takes gulp :crying noises:

OH NO

HAIRY HARRY GETS EXTREMELY SICK

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:29

Bears kill.

BlendedSpider 02-Dez-17 06:30

HE HAS CELIAC DISEASE AND THE BEER WASN'T GLUTEN FREE!

HAIRY HARRY QUICKLY EXITS TAVERN ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING OVER HIS DRINK(edited)

ed588 02-Dez-17 06:33

shrugs

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:41

Boiled water is used to make beer, where the water comes from isn't to clear. Perhaps it's brought from the pier? But tha's a far travel, not very near. The round trip would take nearly a year

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:43

👏

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:43

Plus the environment is fairly austere

ed588 02-Dez-17 06:44

This person's quite clever, let's give him a cheer

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:45

We have a spring not far from here

about a day's walk , they bring it in from there

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:45

Glad you enjoyed it mister Dee Aye Bee, your approval has filled me with glee! But with those shades on, how can you see?

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:46

There's wolf madness, and it's everywhere.

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:48

Madness brings out death

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 06:48

This is a town, a town that lacks wealth.

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:49

A town I wish!

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:49

Death brings madness and madness brings death, it goes in a circle until your final breath(edited)

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:51

Death brings anarchy my good fellow, and anarchy destroys nations, but anarchy can be tamed

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 06:51

Why tame it anarchy is glorious it is true freedom

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:52

Well what would you suggest, to address this disrest?

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 06:52

Anarchy all the way let the psychopath win

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:52

Anarchy causes a mess, and leaves things in distress

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:52

To tame anarchy you need 3 things

1. Morale

2.Patriotism

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 06:53

Morale in a town plagued by the supernatural

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:54

3. Security

We have none of those

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 06:54

Security yes we do they aren't very good though

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:54

Morale tis a fine thing, to have in a human being. Patriotism is good as well, fight for your town and make it swell

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:55

Merely a village with a barbaric government, people and "security" all via hanging

Eminem 02-Dez-17 06:55

Security is greatly needed, otherwise anarchy will rule unheeded

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 06:56

Do we actually have a bartender?

steals a few whiskey's subtly

grabs a separate whiskey and drinks heartily

Lilith 02-Dez-17 07:31

Hey boys, someone wanna get me a round? I was pretty distressed about the news of two deaths last night, but now there is a rumor of a third death. I need a strong drink to calm my nerves. This place seems to be plagued with death

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 07:34

What's your poison?

Lilith 02-Dez-17 07:43

At this point, I don't care. Just make it strong

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 07:43

Strong? Heheheh

One Sunset Rum coming up

84% alcohol

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 07:44

The rumor of the third death is sadly true.

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 07:44

passes sunset rum to @Lilith

Lilith 02-Dez-17 07:45

Thank you Lord, this is amazingly delicious

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 07:46

\Grabs another glass of orange juice

ed588 02-Dez-17 07:50

I notice the majority of people seem to hold @BhunaBoy to be responsible for the deaths?

Why is that?

MichaelMouseStar 02-Dez-17 07:51

Hey sheer

Nice to meet ya

Lilith 02-Dez-17 07:56

People lose their sense of judgement and start blaming others without reason I suppose

§įŕ Ţýphů§ 02-Dez-17 08:05

Not always for no reason

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 08:05

^

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 09:02

enters

Hi, One Beer Please.

BhunaBoy 02-Dez-17 09:03

I#m home

sling me a vodka

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 09:03

Got hell, no, dont follow me

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 09:03

\Does the orders and hands over the orders

BhunaBoy 02-Dez-17 09:04

thanks dab

*dad

Randium003 02-Dez-17 09:33

Alright, you idiots. Enough drinking for today.

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 09:33

Nooo

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 09:34

You haven't been here the whole day

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 09:34

Just Came In

Randium003 02-Dez-17 09:34

Get out, before I make you go out!

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 09:34

What do you have to say for yourself(edited)

HurricanKai 02-Dez-17 09:34

Ok ok leaves

WhyThough - The best username® 02-Dez-17 09:34

\Grabs last drink of orange juice

Predator123s 02-Dez-17 09:34

Also can I get some rum before I leave

Ah screw it nevermind

Randium003 02-Dez-17 09:38

==============================
TAVERN CLOSED
==============================
Come get your drinks tomorrow! Be there.(edited)

Randium003 03-Dez-17 03:22

Alright, you chumps. Go get your drinks, or I'll make you!

Pinned a message.

Lord of Galaxy 03-Dez-17 03:23

Why so late today?

Takes barrel of ale

Randium003 03-Dez-17 03:23

Are we gonna complain? I can throw you out again!

Lord of Galaxy 03-Dez-17 03:25

Only if ye can.

Mah is persona non grata already

Buddy1913 03-Dez-17 03:28

strolls in and goes to my normal corner

i think i will actually have one.... i think i need it. one Bitter please.

Lord of Galaxy 03-Dez-17 03:29

Bitter?

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:30

I ordered a double milk with 2 icecubes yesterday, but I'm not feeling like drinking something that strong anymore, so only one icecube please @Randium003

A bitter is like a tonic or something I think

Lord of Galaxy 03-Dez-17 03:30

@Buddy1913 Do witchcraft, him be burned!

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:30

\Grabs a glass of orange juice

\Drinks

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:33

G'day @BlendedSpider

BlendedSpider 03-Dez-17 03:34

Hello ralph

Hello mystery man what's up?

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:34

How were your slumbers?

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:34

\Grabs milk and pours cola into it for a strange combination

\Drinks

Okay, not that bad.

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:34

EW

I usually don't find that many things gross, but you, sir, just disgusted me(edited)

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:35

Oh.

BlendedSpider 03-Dez-17 03:35

I slept great

I'm thirsty though

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:35

\Grabs more orange juice

BlendedSpider 03-Dez-17 03:36

screens out to make sure bar keeper can hear him BARKEEPER

I want some water

Unbihexium 03-Dez-17 03:36

water indeed is fresh

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:36

Water is good

\Drinks

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:36

@Randium003 @Randium003 @Randium003

WE WANT DRINKS (i'll stop now)

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:37

\Grabs water and fills it into a bucket

BlendedSpider 03-Dez-17 03:38

Delicious water is delicious

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:38

Indeed.

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:39

What do you think about undelicious water @BlendedSpider ?

BlendedSpider 03-Dez-17 03:39

I think we call that well water where I'm from

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:40

That's the best water imo

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:40

That's stupid.

\Fills up bucket and brings it home

\Returns

Buddy1913 03-Dez-17 03:41

you mean Flint, Michican?(edited)

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:41

What??

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:46

walks into tavern and sits at the bar

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:46

That took you three minutes.

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:46

One Scotch please Bartender

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:46

Bartenders are gone.

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:46

And you’re both inside the bar and outside?

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:46

I just fetch the drink myself nowadays

Well, yes.

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:47

Okay then. If you’re in two places at once, I suppose I can take 3 minutes to walk into the tavern.

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:48

Okay.

Buddy1913 03-Dez-17 03:49

still dressed in my normal long dark cloak and hood, slowly drinking

Lilith 03-Dez-17 03:49

What is this madness, didn't I just speak to you outside?

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:49

There's no madness at the moment.

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:49

grabs Scotch and pours a tall glass

Sits at a table towards the back

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:50

DUDE! That scotch is 27 years old! There won't be enough for all if you do that!

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:51

\Heads outside

Lilith 03-Dez-17 03:51

Can I get a double please

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:51

I’ve got some bottles of 30 year old scotch in my house. I’ll be more than happy to share if our supply dwindles.

BlendedSpider 03-Dez-17 03:51

exits tavern

Lilith 03-Dez-17 03:51

That dab seems awfully strange

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 03:51

I would never take the last metaphorical cookie out of the jar

Yes, I agree with you Lilith

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:53

he can come back and see the things you lads have said

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:53

\Arrives at tavern for the seventh time

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 03:53

Ha

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 03:54

And yes, I have heard pretty much everything going on here.

\Grabs a glass of orange juice again

\Drinks

What's that noise? \Leaves

Phil Inc. 03-Dez-17 04:01

finishes glass of scotch and walks back outside

marhjo 03-Dez-17 04:07

@Game Master Wasn't there suppose to be a mayor vote?

Randium 03-Dez-17 04:19

Oh, right.

Lilith 03-Dez-17 08:44

Wow, game masters were right. Everyone goes crazy the first day or two then everything goes eerily quiet. I think I'll have myself a nice fruit cocktail before the bar closes for the night though

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 08:46

I agree with you on that one

Randium003 03-Dez-17 08:52

Alright, you earbud-eaters. I don't wanna have a whole crowd again after the voting, so we're closing early!

We started late, and we're gonna end early. Not too much to drink over here.

WhyThough - The best username® 03-Dez-17 08:53

Shortest day of the tavern being open.

Randium003 03-Dez-17 08:53

If you think you're gonna die, you better grab a drink now! 'cause we don't want another scared guy running up to the bar for his last sip of vodka.

RafMeister 03-Dez-17 08:54

Cheers

Good luck

ed588 03-Dez-17 08:54

grabs banana

throws banana at @Randium003

Randium003 03-Dez-17 08:54

Hey! I can still throw you out!

ed588 03-Dez-17 08:55

Not if I leave first!
leaves tavern

Randium003 03-Dez-17 08:56

==============================
TAVERN CLOSED
==============================
Come get your drinks tomorrow! Be there.

Regicide1218 04-Dez-17 06:57

why is nuhbudy in muh tavern?

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 07:32

ToAsTERs WiLL hAuNT yOU OvER tHE nIGHt

It WILl bE eFfeCTiVe anD yOu'LL hAve A frIGht...

We DOn'T shOW mERcY

ReMEMBer, YoU'rE iN DoOm

YoU'Re StucK iN iT, YoU LoOk At The ReD MoOn

ThE wELls WiLl MaKE yOU ThIRsT

TrUSt Me, YoU ShaLl BuRSt

THeRE iS sOMEThING BAd In ThIS toWN...

It'Ll bE WoRTH MoRE ThAN A FroWN...

iF ONlY yOU kNEw MY InnOCeNCe

NoNE Of YOu GavE mE A cHANCe

AnD NoW MOSt OF yOU WiLL VirTUAllY Die...

Oh BOy, It'S ToO lATe To CRy.

HerE's MY CHanCE tO GEt sOmeTHing ThROugH...

NoNE oF YOu Even UndERStanD

THAt Is ABOut It FoR ToDAy...

ReMEmBER, dON't TruST tHINgS PeoPLE SaY...

Buddy1913 04-Dez-17 08:08

2spoopy

Randium 04-Dez-17 08:09

👻 👻 👻 👻 👻

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 09:14

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It is

I

Bhaun the wolf

I told you I would live on

I am eternal

I will haunt this tavern forever

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

And I hear MichaelMouseStar has been sent into exile too!

EVEN BETTER!
MWHAHAHHAHAHAH

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 09:16

I Am MORe CreEpY yOu aRe LAmE...

NoW tHaT MesSAge WIlL diSpLaY aND giVE yOu ShamE...

WHy dO YoU HuMaNS DrINK?

YoU dOn'T EVen ReCoNsIder Or ReThiNK.

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:10

Whuh! What??

Why is there a ghost of a dabbing feline wearing sunglasses in the tavern?(edited)

This town is so strange

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:10

HuMAns trYIng TO BrEAK in WiTH a SPooN...(edited)

~~This beHAviOur Can be RElATEd to a BAbOon~~

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:12

*picks up a chair and with my ectoplasm and throws it out the window, causing glass to smash

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:13

Oh AnD By THe WAy...

...I DoN't DaB dESpITE mY nAMe...

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:14

I AM THE GHOST OF A SPOON
🥄(edited)

@WhyThough - The best username® Really

An anti-dab?

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:14

D - Dabbing but I
A - Anti-dab haha get rekt
B - Becuase I have a social life

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:15

?

D iabetic
A norexic
B lob

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:16

No.

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:16

D angerous
A rmed
B rigadier

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:16

No.

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:17

D roning
A ngsty
B ell-toller

CommandLord aka illio 04-Dez-17 10:21

🎉

Randium003 04-Dez-17 10:21

Welcome for the ladies' night, you alcohol addicts!

DolphinPride138 04-Dez-17 10:21

Wow

Now I get the haunted part

souless_2nd 04-Dez-17 10:21

Who u calling alcohol addict @Randium003

HurricanKai 04-Dez-17 10:21

🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇

DolphinPride138 04-Dez-17 10:22

gets drunk

CommandLord aka illio 04-Dez-17 10:22

holds a sign saying Alcohol increases the probability of survival

HurricanKai 04-Dez-17 10:22

🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇

🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇 🎇

CommandLord aka illio 04-Dez-17 10:22

🍻

HurricanKai 04-Dez-17 10:22

🍷

souless_2nd 04-Dez-17 10:22

What happened to the party at my place

HurricanKai 04-Dez-17 10:26

lol, too bad

RafMeister 04-Dez-17 10:40

Does ladies' night mean you need me topless? @Randium003

souless_2nd 04-Dez-17 10:41

oH yes

Randium003 04-Dez-17 10:42

It seems like you've drunk a LOT.

RafMeister 04-Dez-17 10:42

Dude I'm under 18 what are you thinking

Filthy people these days.. Wanting a <18 to show his body off.. Sigh

souless_2nd 04-Dez-17 10:44

How did we know

U look 40

RafMeister 04-Dez-17 10:44

Don't you see my face (referri ng to my avatarl

?

HurricanKai 04-Dez-17 10:44

@Randium003 Un-Pin the "Tavern-Closed"

Randium 04-Dez-17 10:45

Randium003 04-Dez-17 10:47

Alright, ladies (but mostly ~~gentlemen~~ drunk alcoholics). That's ladies' night right there. Now get the hell out again!

RafMeister 04-Dez-17 10:48

Byo!

Randium003 04-Dez-17 10:49

==============================
TAVERN CLOSED
==============================
Come get your drinks tomorrow! Be there.

Randium 04-Dez-17 10:50

But not closed for all....

BhunaBoy 04-Dez-17 10:52

Hello friends

I am back 👼

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:55

InDEeD, WE Are HerE...

StUPiD hUManS ThiNKiNG THey CaN ChEer...

(yeah one also went too far tbh)

ThIS TOwN iS DoOMeD, Can'T YoU seE?

Randium 04-Dez-17 10:56

ThE WHolE toWn iS iN MISerY

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:57

(yes)

We AlSO aRE PARt OF The ILLUmInAti, but you can't tell anyone because the Illuminati didn't exist way back then.

Randium 04-Dez-17 10:58

That's what they're telling you. 😏

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 10:58

Yes counter: 2

ThE ""mYtHS"" arE CoMiNG tO GraB YoUR SoUL...

(thank god they didn't grab mine at least I can haunt this place)

WhyThough - The best username® 04-Dez-17 11:00

YOu BeINGs HaVe nO SeLF-ConTRol

(Okay fine that's hypocritical of me I get it)

Randium 05-Dez-17 09:37

@everyone, the tavern's open again!

HurricanKai 05-Dez-17 09:38

Good Morning Friends

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:38

Good morning

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:39

One beer for me please.

Thanks

Three beer? Do you want to make me drunk? It is still early in the morning!

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:41

🍻

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:41

😲

HurricanKai 05-Dez-17 09:42

Lets get @Ruebe5w Drunk @CommandLord aka illio

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:42

Ok

Lord of Galaxy 05-Dez-17 09:42

Takes tumbler of beer

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:44

NOOO! I have to be able to think clearly about the voting later!

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:44

⛽️I found this in the corner

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:45

You stupid boys runs out of the tavern

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:45

holds a sign saying Alcohol increases the probability of survival

Lord of Galaxy 05-Dez-17 09:46

Leavez tavern to get to work

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:46

come in

Are they gone?

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:46

holds a sign saying Alcohol increases the probability of survival

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:47

Another drink for me

CommandLord aka illio 05-Dez-17 09:48

🍼

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 09:50

I am an adult man!

HurricanKai 05-Dez-17 09:57

🍼 DRINK! DRINK!

ProNoob135 05-Dez-17 10:22

begins drinking an entire pint of wiskey

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 11:20

lay drunken on the floor 😵

PenGuIsReAl 05-Dez-17 01:37

DRINKKKKK

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 02:02

enters, slowly stepping over the heavily inebriated @Ruebe5w looking around at the persons present

Curious... Very curious

It's very interesting how.... Quiet. Things are becoming

Legolas 05-Dez-17 02:19

Unbihexium 05-Dez-17 02:27

hullo everyone(edited)

ProNoob135 05-Dez-17 02:27

how are your bees doing my friend?

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 02:36

I am feeling... Reenergised thank you. Though still somewhat weakened overall(edited)

Legolas 05-Dez-17 02:37

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 02:39

And what has you in such a tizzy?

Legolas 05-Dez-17 02:40

?

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 02:41

Your eyes seem to be hurriedly scanning for something. Is there something of interest?

Legolas 05-Dez-17 02:41

yep

Werwolf hairs

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 02:46

Oh? Cheshire cat like grin from the darkened hood where from?

PenGuIsReAl 05-Dez-17 03:18

well

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 03:46

Well?

PenGuIsReAl 05-Dez-17 03:53

well

marhjo 05-Dez-17 03:59

3 wells!!! We have 3 wells!!!!!

PenGuIsReAl 05-Dez-17 04:00

YAYYY

does that mean we have mcdonald?

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 04:14

What's going on here?

marhjo 05-Dez-17 04:14

3 wells!

Legolas 05-Dez-17 04:16

https://youtu.be/RO5tl0rvGyo

PenGuIsReAl 05-Dez-17 04:17

BakFast

Legolas 05-Dez-17 04:23

?

What's going on here!!!??!?!

Ruebe5w 05-Dez-17 04:27

Stands up Can I have another 🍺?

Where is the host again?!

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 04:36

He's indisposed at the moment.

PenGuIsReAl 05-Dez-17 04:41

humm

ed588 05-Dez-17 05:37

3 WELLS

3 WELLS!

And spoons

Infinite spoons

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 05:56

Your kind continues to confuse and confound me. grabs a glass of water(edited)

ed588 05-Dez-17 06:36

SPOONS!

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 07:00

shakes head

ed588 05-Dez-17 07:08

🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

Buddy1913 05-Dez-17 08:02

dissappears

Randium 05-Dez-17 10:32

You know what to do @here... 😏

BhunaBoy 05-Dez-17 10:33

1 + 1

is 2

WhyThough - The best username® 05-Dez-17 10:33

It WaS tImE wE cOuld IT aGaiN...

BhunaBoy 05-Dez-17 10:33

2 + 2 is 4

Quick Math

Ayyy Scrat ta ta ta

Mans not hot

wooooooooooooo

WhyThough - The best username® 05-Dez-17 10:35

ShuT Up BHuNa, YouR woRds ArE CauSing ThE BlAmE

ThIS wHoLE WEReWOlf tHIng wAs a MiStakE

BhunaBoy 05-Dez-17 10:36

SoRrY BuT wHy We HaVe tO tAlK liKE BaD SpoNgEBoB MeMe?

Vyryn 05-Dez-17 10:37

I am a ghhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost

WhyThough - The best username® 05-Dez-17 10:37

Oh GOd DAmmIT I hAVe A nEckAcHE

Vyryn 05-Dez-17 10:37

owy owy owy

staph flying through me!

WhyThough - The best username® 05-Dez-17 10:38

@BhunaBoy shut your up

Chopper2112 05-Dez-17 10:40

WHAT DOES A GHOST HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME MEAD AROUND HERE.

BhunaBoy 05-Dez-17 10:41

@WhyThough - The best username® ShUt uP yOu MemInG cAt

WhyThough - The best username® 05-Dez-17 10:42

no

BlendedSpider 05-Dez-17 11:04

Boo

I'm a ghost

Reincarnated as a spider in a blender(edited)

But now I know who did it

I know who did it all

Vyryn 05-Dez-17 11:07

I don't think the 3rd line is supposed to have quite that many syllabols

Sometimes i wonder,
if a really fast singer,
is quite so good a boast.(edited)

Lord of Galaxy 06-Dez-17 11:30

Ghosts had taken over the tavern?

CommandLord aka illio 06-Dez-17 11:32

Yes since a long time

( a few days)

Ruebe5w 06-Dez-17 11:33

Can you give me a barrel of 🍺 for my stock? I need it for the closed time.

I NEED ALCOHOL!!

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 11:49

TOO PLAS TOO IS FO' MINUD WAN THAS FREE QUICK MAFFS(edited)

HurricanKai 06-Dez-17 11:52

@Game Master #s3_voting_booth please change "Also, we finally have a day with a @Mayor and a @Reporter! This means that we can finally choose a @Guardian as well!
Who shall be killed tonight?" to "Also, we finally have a day with a @Mayor and a @Reporter! This means that we can finally choose a @Guardian as well!
Who shall get @Guardian?"(edited)

Randium 06-Dez-17 12:03

That's weird!

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 01:03

Okay so could anyone tell me what the guardian does?

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:03

Protects from lynching(edited)

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 01:04

Oooo

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:04

They select one person a day to protect

Unlike the Royal Knight they are a public office role(edited)

marhjo 06-Dez-17 01:04

from lynching only

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 01:04

Okay (except themselves, right?)

marhjo 06-Dez-17 01:04

not night activity

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 01:04

I understand

marhjo 06-Dez-17 01:04

They can save themselfs every other night

*day

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:05

Well they can't pick the same person twice in a row(edited)

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:05

Been a few days since I visited the tavern, heard there were ghosts in here. I hope they are all gone because I want some margaritas

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:06

strolls into the tavern, less ominously than before, seemingly more upbeat.

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 01:06

G'day

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:06

Good day to you

however the cloak is still veiled in an unnatural darkness obscuring my face

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:14

well hey there mystery man

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:16

Greetings. takes his usual seat, pulling a pint of water from over the bar

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:16

∆ doesn't exists, is just a imagination of @Lilith

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:17

Of course he exist, I can see him sitting in his corner drinking water

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:24

Yea I do exist. Thank you very much.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:26

Lilith you're talking with a flower pot!

wait. Did you forget to put off your invisibility cloak? and only Lilith can see through it?

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:26

glares at Fred

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:30

ooh, buddy is mad at you boi

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:33

ohoh

a ghost is angry at me

I'm feared......

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:37

Can you get me a strawberry daiqerie Fred 😘

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:39

stands up and walks towards Fred
perhaps you see me now.
placing a cold gloved hand on Fred's shoulder, small ice crystals forming on his clothes

marhjo 06-Dez-17 01:40

Elsa is that you?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:40

who didn't closed the door after going out, it's getting cold in here! Lilith you have that too?

especially my right shoulder

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:41

😱 I SEE DEAD PEOPLES!!! 😱

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:41

Lol6

Very funny. walks back to the corner

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:42

Or maybe fred is just half blind 😂 😂 😂

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:42

Perhaps.. Perhaps..

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:44

how long are you in here Lilith? might be the alcohol

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:46

well not really since you never got me my daquerie 😤

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:47

one appears on the bar

marhjo 06-Dez-17 01:47

walks into the tavern

sees the daquerie

drinks it

Nom

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:48

HEY!!! 😡

marhjo 06-Dez-17 01:48

Oh sry

Shows filled cup I don't drink anyway

taps two times on the wooden counter Can i get some water?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:50

places a empty cup on his table(edited)

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:50

nice, it's still buy 20 and get one free right

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:50

go and fill it yourself

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:51

in zat case, imz reddy for minz freebie drinkz

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:52

lel

can i have a meme

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:52

Pepe

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 01:52

No

Here you have some R E A L S H I T

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:53

thanks bud

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:53

Don't drink too much lilith, you might reinforce Fred's ignorance

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:53

who cares

i love me some memes

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:54

too latz imz alreddy stopd giving a care

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:54

refills glass with dark rum I feel that I should celebrate how things are going. I've not felt this energetic in over a hundred years(edited)

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:54

humm

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 01:54

Ahem... A long time

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:54

drink white rum lel

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:55

how did that glass got filled there?

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:55

wantz moore licker i doos

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:55

with black magic

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:55

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:56

starts clumsily dancing on the tabletops

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:56

start booing

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:56

woohoo

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:56

:>

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:56

chips a coin over to see more(edited)

Lilith 06-Dez-17 01:56

💃

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:57

another coin

Randium 06-Dez-17 01:58

🕺

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:58

moarrrrrr

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:58

oh

Randium 06-Dez-17 01:58

duplicates himself

🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:58

starts throwing apples and tomatoes

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:58

omg

MAGIC

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:59

Lego is enough

no need to say God to me

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:59

ARE YOU A MEMBER OF A CULT

?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 01:59

Randium is Game master lol

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 01:59

wait

oh lol

Lilith 06-Dez-17 02:00

Oh mize, loocks ats alls dees cutie guyzes

shmore shotzez

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:01

Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
Wanna have a drink, m'lady?
🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:01

yeah

he is the member of the cult

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:01

stands up, grabs Lilith and pulls her out of the Tavern
It's enough for today! You spent enough money for that bullshit already!!

Lilith 06-Dez-17 02:03

noze i did hic didntz... cute gyz boughts dem fer meez

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:03

(That's gonna be a short day, if she's already drunk and she's gonna drink 9 more beer 😆 )

How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.
How much have eaten, madam? You should watch out not to eat too little while drinking a lot.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:04

...

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:04

lol

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:04

this is a a official spam channel now

.

m

.

m

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:04

i wnvat mah onw mor boar

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:04

.

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:04

pleasce

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:05

Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!
Hey! You aren't duplicated!

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:05

lel

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:05

Merges back into one unit

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:06

thanks memeber of the cult

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:06

Thank you, thank you! I hoped everyone enjoyed the show!

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:07

ok 😃

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:08

im bouncer now

Lilith 06-Dez-17 02:08

Wait, Randium is cult member 😱

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:09

Randium is all at once

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:09

Ignore them. They are just drunk, miss.

Lilith 06-Dez-17 02:10

Fred dragged me to the river and tried to rape me, that sicko...

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:11

He tried to rape you?!

I thought he was a fine bouncer, but that quite surprises me.

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:11

Wait.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:12

that's not correct

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:12

Did @Regicide1218 hire another bouncer?!

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:12

you failed doing you're job

Lilith 06-Dez-17 02:12

yep, I gotta go home now and get dry cloths on cuz he tried drownding me too!

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:12

Who the hell are you, puny pickle?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:12

you're fired

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:12

Make me!

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:12

I'm Fred

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:12

You look feeble, Fred.

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:12

Don't mess with the bouncer, he is authorized to use deadly force

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:13

Wait, reall... erm, AHUM, he wouldn't dare forbidding me that!

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:13

my internet!!!

kicks in the ass of @Randium003

no!!!

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:14

That tickles.

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:14

hi bob

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:14

You wanna take this outside, @Legolas?

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:14

@Randium003, you know what to do.

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:14

Heh.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:14

lol

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:14

YAYAY

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:14

The washing tub, of course. 😏

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:14

fight fight fight !!!

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:14

Now that our dead @Mayor has gave us some wells, we know how to deal with the drunk...

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:14

Drown them?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:14

Im watching you @Lilith , don't attempt to come in

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:15

I call it... well, well, well. The Well-well-well-method.

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:15

but i am drunk too

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:15

Shut up, @PenGuIsReAl. I wasn't talking to you!

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:15

hey

dont be that rude

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:16

Watch it. I have another hand, you could follow @Legolas's footsteps if you want.

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:16

no actually

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:16

@Randium003 ähm, why not working like together, he I mean I'm young and strong enough to get rid of all of the plebs here but a fight might be somehow difficult ehm and we shouldnt risk anything

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:16

can i have a mead

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:16

snaps fingers and gags everyone in the bar except for @Randium003 and @Regicide1218

RafMeister 06-Dez-17 02:16

Are we really going to reenact Hot Fuzz in here?

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:17

Everyone who doesn't want to gain a beating, get out NOW.

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:17

what is gags?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:17

let's fight bra

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:17

but i want more beer

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:17

I'm ready

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 02:17

Well... This escalated quickly. sips from the glass

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:17

lets fight

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:17

If you open your mouth, Imma smack you to the wall, just like I will with this feeble fuzzy here.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:17

come to me

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:17

i am with fred

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:17

Besides you, of course, @Buddy1913. The mysterious man can always take his place. 😬

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:17

make ready to search for your teeth friend

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:17

@Randium003, close the place.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:17

no

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:17

Of course. Let's see... who's gonna take a beating....?

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:18

no

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:18

@Legolas is. @PenGuIsReAl is.

Any other volunteers?(edited)

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:18

Taht would be Coward

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:18

yes

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:18

fkya

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:18

yeah

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:18

@Randium jail time?

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:18

come and fight if you can

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:18

wow this mead is quality

wanna fight

Buddy1913 06-Dez-17 02:18

stands up
. I don't feel staying would benefit me.
walks out

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:18

beats @PenGuIsReAl as warmup

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:18

i have Boxing gloves ready

wait waht

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:19

and now to you, @Randium003

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:19

i am your side

god dammit

ok

bob bye

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:19

No other volunteers? Alright, let's get started.

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:19

glaw

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:19

i dont want to be in jail

leaves

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:19

Sorry, @PenGuIsReAl, it's too late to leave.

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:19

oh god

but but

i am a girl

please

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:19

I'm going to destroy the grids that hold us

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:20

Hey! I was making the beating, not you, @Randium!

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:20

fk you fred

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:20

fuck the system! revolution!

You're nothing, you're a nobody here, Henkieeeee

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:20

raises fist

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:20

Is faster

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:20

punch @Legolas in the face real hard that he ends up in jail

fk u

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:20

Don't call me Henkie, or I'll spank yee!

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:20

gives Henkieeeee a uppercut(edited)

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:20

no revolution

hey shut up

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:20

Henkieeeee is K.O.(edited)

I won!!!!

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:21

Henkie's hair is good

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:21

It's not very effective....

('cause it wasn't italic)

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:21

not reallyy

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:21

Ouch, my hair hurts!

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:21

snaps fingers and handcuffs everyone in the room except @Randium and @Regicide1218

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:21

NO NO

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:21

THAT'S IT!

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:21

kek

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:21

i dont want to me in jail

please

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:21

EVERYONE OUT!!!

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:21

ok jesus

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:21

Aw, don't do this, @Regicide1218! That's gonna hurt my ego more than it's gonna hurt them!

Aw no! 😦

PenGuIsReAl 06-Dez-17 02:22

leaves

Legolas 06-Dez-17 02:22

I accepted this dictatorship long enough!!

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:22

snaps fingers and knocks @Legolas unconscious @Randium003, take him to his house and lock him inside.

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:23

Can I suggest #deleted-channel, sir?

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:23

That's up to the constable, @Randium

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:24

broken glass falls into the room

Randium003 06-Dez-17 02:24

Wha...? Alright, that's enough!

Regicide1218 06-Dez-17 02:24

J A I L

I'mma use sum language, @Randium

Randium 06-Dez-17 02:25

Can't ya use quick mafs? 😏

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 03:18

Late night drinking in my own tavern. What's become of me?

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 06:05

opens door for @Buddy1913

Buddy1913 07-Dez-17 06:06

Thank you kindly. walks in taking a more prominent seat

Are we alone?(edited)

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 06:06

locks door yes.

Buddy1913 07-Dez-17 06:07

It seems this time the events have accelerated compared to the last event centuries ago.

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 06:08

Indeed, this must be contained.

Buddy1913 07-Dez-17 06:09

I agree.... But we cannot interfere. But I agree.... Ponder the solution and get back to me. Evil end must live up to its name.

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 06:09

I believe I have something

Buddy1913 07-Dez-17 06:09

adjusts hood and grabs a flagon of pale ale go on.

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 06:10

We will discuss this later.

Buddy1913 07-Dez-17 06:11

Ok. drinks, pulling down the hood to drink it quickly

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 06:12

opens door I just hope the echo doesn't record this for the viewing logs.

Regicide1218 07-Dez-17 10:21

Shiiiii

marhjo 07-Dez-17 10:24

Woooo wooooo Ghost noises

My tavern now, Woooo wooooo Ghost noises

🍻 Nom that looks goooood

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:02

Come in everybody, I'll try not to posses anyone... Wooo woooo

Woooo wooooo Ghost noicses

Please don't make me go back there... It's so dark... I like it much better here... Wooo wooo

Ohhh so you want to see the evil spirits break loose? laughter

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:06

Let slip the horrors which you hath seen!

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:08

You really want to see the spirits of the underworld

laughter

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:11

^^

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:12

Ok... You mortals will all die! The tavern got new owners, it's the evil spirits of the underworld!

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:12

I still own the tavern. Not them

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:12

opens rift to the underworld

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:13

Grab some of that brandy.(edited)

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:13

Grabs the brandy

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:13

You can't get quality booze like that in here.

gets down two glasses

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:14

Can you help me pour... Hard to pour as a ghost...

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:15

snaps fingers now you're a poltergeist. Don't make me take that power back.

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:16

I will not disappoint you... pours 2 glasses of brandy, pushes one of them to Larry

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:16

drinks in one gulp Yep. Quality underworld brandy.

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:17

It feels so nice to actually have some sort of limbs again... drinks half, remember the good old days of being alive

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:17

Alright. I have to go. Lots of customers tommorow. Don't haunt the place too long. And remember, even while asleep, I can take the powers back.

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:18

Larry, if you ever need more of the underworld brandy, find me. Ill hook you up ;)

I will not haunt too much longer now. I'll probarly sleep behind the counter if thats fine with you sir.

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:21

You disappear upon the rising of the sun.

That's when the purge wave hits.

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:23

Yes, I know, I sadly do... I'll be ready to welcome lost spirits in the morning at the gate of the underworld.

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:23

And sadly, some you shall greet.

This dimension won't be viable for long unless the townsfolk act soon. If not, we may need your help.

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:25

I'll meet everyone in atleast a couple of 100 years... Everyone passes through these gates once...

I'll drink a bit more... and after I shall return to my realm... Before the light hits the earth of Evil End.

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:29

That's the odd thing about the underworld. Although it seems like 100 years, it has been but a day before each of those spirits entered.

I remember my first million years of agony.

You get used to it after about 10

marhjo 08-Dez-17 12:31

Yes, you are correct my good sir Larry... I'll go now, hope to talk to you at a later point... Next time I'll bring more news to talk about and more of the underworld brandy...

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 12:32

Until then, good sir. Until then.

BlendedSpider 08-Dez-17 02:13

Ooh look I'm dead

Ooh BOI

I'm A gHoSt

The wolves have been suspected... How interesting...

Vyryn 08-Dez-17 02:17

Hairy, harry, he's getting kinda hairy....

BlendedSpider 08-Dez-17 02:17

Ooh wow

The puns are soooooooo great

cough sarcasm cough

Oh wait

Ghosts don't cough

Vyryn 08-Dez-17 02:18

He's getting kinda bleary

BlendedSpider 08-Dez-17 02:18

I guess it's oooooo not cough

Anduin vyrnn is now stuck in an urn

Vyryn 08-Dez-17 02:19

erm....

BlendedSpider 08-Dez-17 02:19

The rhymes are butiful

Vyryn 08-Dez-17 02:19

sorry, i got nuthin for that one

but while they lasted the puns were fun...

CommandLord aka illio 08-Dez-17 06:51

👻

CommandLord aka illio 08-Dez-17 08:06

🌔

marhjo 08-Dez-17 08:21

The sun will slowly rise, itll be our demise...

Randium 08-Dez-17 09:41

@everyone, the tavern is open again!

Legolas 08-Dez-17 09:41

yay

ed588 08-Dez-17 09:42

Well then

What on earth just happened

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 09:53

strolls in. Stronger than ever
Good morning all! sits at the bar and pulls a rum bottle from the shelf

Legolas 08-Dez-17 09:54

oh

this is a very spooky tavern....

ProNoob135 08-Dez-17 04:14

hello

begins drinking a bottle of wiskey

Phil Inc. 08-Dez-17 04:41

Hell, why not?

sits beside Accident Expert and grabs a shot glass

Mind if I help you out with getting rid of this bottle?

ProNoob135 08-Dez-17 04:46

su.. sure!

falls off the stool after giving you the bottle

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 05:54

grumbles in Russian

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 05:55

b l y a

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Predator123s 08-Dez-17 06:17

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RafMeister 08-Dez-17 06:22

why

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 06:42

grumbles in Klingon

MrKukurykpl 08-Dez-17 06:43

I don't know this language, have you come from afar?

Predator123s 08-Dez-17 07:12

No klingon here it is a dead language

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 07:31

Throws magical fireworks into the air (bought from @Buddy1913 , great doing business with you)

Realises I'm in a closed room

Chaos

HurricanKai 08-Dez-17 07:32

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lol

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 07:32

THIS PLACE IS LIT AF (frick)

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 07:35

sighs ghu'vam toH ghewmey jIjatlhpu' jubbe'

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 07:38

snaps fingers, puts out fire, banishes Ralph to his room

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 07:40

(Just an FYI, That actually is Klingon)

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 07:41

(ah, I thought so
I prefer.. Like.. Not learning semi-fictional languages myself)

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 07:45

сукабулат

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 07:51

Ja hallo zeg wat wil je van me

Als je me wilt suka blyatten kun je 't gewoon zeggen hoor, scheitjong xD(edited)

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 07:57

such language Larry

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 07:57

I know
I happened to know what that meant

So I swore back at him :))

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 07:58

indeed

qutlh Be'

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 07:59

Hey

RafMeister 08-Dez-17 08:00

Langauge

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 08:00

Klingon(edited)

plus i didn't swear

:p

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:07

Every body out, except @Buddy1913

closes and locks door

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 10:08

looks up

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:09

Have you come up with anything?

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 10:09

i'm affraid not.

the barier is as strong as ever though

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:10

I may have.

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 10:10

do tell

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:10

We use the spirits of the damned. We can control them.

We use them to possess, then have them commit suicide

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 10:10

you mean like how they currently power the mist?

hmm...

that could work. but it's a little morbid.

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:11

The only problem may arise from the strong spirits.

They may resist our will.

And as morbid as it sounds, it's the easiest way I've come up with.

Legolas 08-Dez-17 10:12

Im still in you bobs(edited)

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:13

snaps fingers and knocks out @Legolas. Drags him to his room and locks the door. He also has amnesia.

Back to business.

Legolas 08-Dez-17 10:13

is back

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:14

chains to wall on the other side of village

@Randium003, keep Fred outside.

Randium003 08-Dez-17 10:15

Yes, sir.

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:15

Now.

Back to business

I could possess the pope and command the papal army to come before the mist recedes, but that may not work as well.(edited)

Further, they may disobey their orders. They are not like us. They have feelings.

In the day, the evil ones appear human enough to live.

What do you say, @Buddy1913?

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 10:19

if they cannot eliminate the curse themselves we will execute your word(edited)

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:19

Very well, I shall make preparations.

Buddy1913 08-Dez-17 10:19

nods

Regicide1218 08-Dez-17 10:20

You should stay the night here, the spirits have taken to coming here after dark.

Also, they bring some underworld brandy

it's good brandy

ProNoob135 09-Dez-17 07:10

knocks on door am i able to come in?

RafMeister 09-Dez-17 08:06

no

ProNoob135 09-Dez-17 08:08

comes in anyways

RafMeister 09-Dez-17 08:08

You bastud

ProNoob135 09-Dez-17 08:08

pours a shot of wiskey

RafMeister 09-Dez-17 08:08

Anyway

Why are you all voting for me?

ProNoob135 09-Dez-17 08:09

i have not, sir

Predator123s 09-Dez-17 08:09

Reasons unknown to you I would think

Randium 09-Dez-17 11:40

Booooo

RafMeister 09-Dez-17 11:40

Ooooooo
Ooooooooooooo

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You shall not end thiiiis

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Legolas 10-Dez-17 12:05

heloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

booooohoooo

CommandLord aka illio 10-Dez-17 02:49

Hi

Dies ist eine geheime Nachricht an alle die diese Geheimsprache ( überhaupt nicht normales Deutsch) verstehen: Hallo, wie geht's?

BlendedSpider 10-Dez-17 03:03

Woah

I'm a ghost

BILLY

marhjo 10-Dez-17 03:27

@Regicide1218 Where should i place the crates of Underworld Brandy you wanted?

Regicide1218 10-Dez-17 03:28

Behind the counter, on the trap door, please.

marhjo 10-Dez-17 03:29

Oke dokey :)(edited)

Legolas 10-Dez-17 09:59

hogedy

Hallo Odysseus, mit geht's sehr gut. und dir?

WhyThough - The best username® 10-Dez-17 10:10

LiFe iS liKe WaTeR, It'S SomeTimES gOOd

BUt NoT WhEN ThE WeReWolVEs haVe YoUr BloOd

WhY uSE A MaYOr?

It'S lAmE anD ThEY dIE FrOM wHAt SeEms To bE An ALliGAtor....(edited)

Ruebe5w 10-Dez-17 08:28

I understand the ghost! @CommandLord aka illio Mir Geht es gut. Ist es komisch, einen Toten nach seinem Gesundheitszustand zu fragen? Wenn nein, wie geht es dir?

Randium 10-Dez-17 09:07

BOOOOOOOO

@everyone

BlendedSpider 10-Dez-17 09:07

No

Bye

I'm just gonna float away

BenTechy66 10-Dez-17 09:08

Hehe

BlendedSpider 10-Dez-17 09:08

Floats out of tavern(edited)

BenTechy66 10-Dez-17 09:08

Look who it is

It's ya boi

Dead ben

marhjo 10-Dez-17 09:09

It is Ben

Chopper2112 10-Dez-17 09:09

ooooOOOoooooOOOoooooOOOoooo

BenTechy66 10-Dez-17 09:10

I must say this brandy is excellent

Legolas 10-Dez-17 09:10

yoho

WhyThough - The best username® 10-Dez-17 09:11

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I HaVE to SaY, tHE mAYoR VoteS iS THe LAmEST tYPE Of PoLl.

I nEEd TO Go nOW.

I'Ll Be BAcK. YoU MiGHT nOT bE. JUSt DOn'T Ask HoW.

CommandLord aka illio 10-Dez-17 09:44

👻 Mir geht es den Umständen entsprechend. Ich bin halt tot aber sonst geht es mir gut. Eigendlich auch ganz cool als Geist. 👻

Legolas 10-Dez-17 09:51

alles klar

HurricanKai 10-Dez-17 10:28

Ey @CommandLord aka illio was verwendest du einfach mein Avatar! 👻(edited)

Legolas 10-Dez-17 10:29

💩

HurricanKai 10-Dez-17 10:31

Watch out! 🔫 🚄

Legolas 10-Dez-17 10:31

🍞

HurricanKai 10-Dez-17 10:32

get it? bullettrain 🚄

FeelsSpooky

WhyThough - The best username® 10-Dez-17 10:35

🍞 + 🔋 = 💥

CommandLord aka illio 10-Dez-17 10:52

@HurricanKai 🤔(Besser?😄)

RafMeister 10-Dez-17 11:52

Nederlands is beter en iedereen weet het

Why do you talk like that, @WhyThough - The best username®

?

We can just talk normally, you know

marhjo 10-Dez-17 11:54

Randium 11-Dez-17 12:03

Precies, er gaat niets boven Nederland!

Wat al ironisch is vanwege de naam van ons land, maar goed, dat erbuiten gelaten. 😏

RafMeister 11-Dez-17 12:09

Haha

Lord of Galaxy 11-Dez-17 04:56

Your local peasant won't forget his murder!

I shall haunt ye till yer deaths!

BlendedSpider 11-Dez-17 06:11

Ooh wow

I'm soooooooo oooooo impressed by my haunting

That I will haunt the haunted haunt halls of this haunted house til the haunts haunt the haunts that haunt the haunts of haunted haunt haunted hallway

Legolas 11-Dez-17 06:21

bohoooo

BlendedSpider 11-Dez-17 06:26

BOO

Did I scare yoy

?

No?

I don't care

I can speak to the people. Of the dead and I still don't know who did it all

Who is the immortal...

It could be anyone

Legolas 11-Dez-17 06:28

BlendedSpider 11-Dez-17 06:31

Ooh l9ok

Blud

WOW

I'm surprised

Legolas 11-Dez-17 06:31

BlendedSpider 11-Dez-17 06:31

We totally don't have that in hell 🙄

Legolas 11-Dez-17 06:33

you're in the hell because you killed ppl. I never did that man

CommandLord aka illio 11-Dez-17 06:57

🌅

Legolas 11-Dez-17 07:49

the sun is slowly rising, but there's still time left to mess around

marhjo 11-Dez-17 11:13

Walks into bar

Sits down

Looks at the clock

Oh boi

First time in the bar after the sun is out

I must say, the light is nice

CommandLord aka illio 11-Dez-17 11:30

yeah👉 🌞

RafMeister 11-Dez-17 12:45

Wow, it must still be really dark outside @Game Master

Randium 11-Dez-17 12:54

Oh. Right.

Thanks for the reminder.